/biz/ - Business & Finance

Market is CUM

Buy puts.

WITNESS
The birth of a new bull market!

Siga chads rise up

>>50583736
stunning, beautiful, pure

>>50583738
Reminder the Janus Jab is not effective, tested on 7,800 people, doesn't work in HIV people, and takes up to 6 weeks to develop anti-bodies, pregnant women have a 20% chance to give birth to a deformed baby.

pretty obvious we would bounce off the pee-pee line. i seriously hope you guys arent trusting this move

Just heard SIGA has 2-3 competitors now.
Thanks to the WHO thing, everyone and their mother has their own vaccine for mankeypax apparently.
Expect 50% price drop tomorrow.

CHIPS act just got Senator Manchin’s support.
SOXL to the fucking moon tomorrow.

>>50583780
kek, uninformed retard. Under 90k yet?

holy fk futes finna be pumpin
>>50583788
yeah im thinkin we're back

Also, russia decided invading ukraine no longer worth it.
War’s over.
Natural gas and oil tanking tomorrow.

>>50583793
Also, aliens just made first contact.
They gave us a cure for all diseases ever.
Biotech industry as a whole to $0.00 tomorrow at open.

>>50583817
Aliens been here for thousands of years. Read the hindi bhagavad gita dipshit.

Sometimes I think I might be the aliens

Im about to short spotify if I get another nignog playlist advertisement when I exclusively listen to emo/hardcore garbage.

>>50583863
>hindi bhagavad gita
durka durka mohammad jihad

>someone in this thread is holding a big position this week
Give it to me straight anon. Do you invest for the thrill? You'd have to be clinically insane to hold any position this week at all. Literally the bloodiest week all year will happen.

My bastards they are going to do the needful and redeem the trip planning shares tomorrow. How can we needful back? My vollage hole money is in fun trip planning sers.

>>50583897
ignorant benchod

>>50583715
There's no way tomorrow isn't green and Thursday isn't cripplingly red. Screenshot this.

>>50583802
>Also, russia decided invading ukraine no longer worth it.
I'm hearing conflicting information where Russia wants to escalate and annex more territory.

>>50583902
You can't make it if you don't invest so you might as well put cash in and get more cash out.

>>50583918
Why would i want to ss your post?

>>50583913
Say again, you son of basterd bich? Do you have any doubts??
Do needful and copy me on the same, Durgesh!!
Thank you, sirs.

DO NOT REDEEM
>DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM
>DO NOT REDEEM
DO NOT REDEEM
>DO NOT REDEEM

>>50583817
Space is fake, scoops. I thought you were intelligent.

Recession will be announced tomorrow and everyone's expecting the market to go crash, so naturally the market will go up.
That's my prediction anyway.

>>50583918
Now that you've said it that won't happen. It was obvious until now. Have you forgotten who is watching you from beyond death?

Bobo has trapped me in SQQQ hell

I’m fucked

>>50583944
but that announcement is about the last year right? why would confirmation of what everyone already thinks and feels change the market

>>50583944
>recession
There wont be one if the world economy is eating shit way worse than the US

Tomorrow- green crab at open, BPS released, turns to red for the rest of the day and we return to where we were at close before insane bulls pumped on a revenue loss
The day after- also opens at a green crab because facebook will miss but this will also be construed as bullish. GDP releases and market goes down 3%.
Friday- we go up 3%, because we can. Monday is also up.

Long SOXL, the trannies were right.

>>50583944
>Recession will be announced tomorrow
GDP numbers aren't until Thursday, aren't they?

We do be

>>50583964
The recession will not kick off until next Monday the first of august. It will be a bloodbath and will trigger the great reset.

>>50583980
Tomorrow is thursday you dumb american

Is this the most talked about/anticipated recession in history? Literally everyone and their mother expects a recession.

>>50584004
its tuesday in the real world

>>50584004
Tomorrow is Wednesday for the only damn region that matters in this country. That's right, Mountain time best time.

only reason why a recession is bullish is because it would mean possible pivot but rn Brandon, Yellen and probably the entire Fed board is pretending its not a recession which is very bearish.

>>50584025
I think literally everyone and their mother already bought the fuck out of the dip :(

>>50584025
I just want the green light to start killing jews and leftists in the civil war. I'm tired of this farce of a society.

>>50584004
Afaic, it's not Wednesday until NYSE premarket, which hasn't even happened yet.

>start investing in 2016
>bull market had gone on for years at that point, felt that stocks had to come down sooner or later
>they fucking rip for the next 4+ years
>March 2020
>"this is my chance to get $80 Visa again"
>Powell: run moneyprinter.exe
>markets go right back up
>"ffs"
>"well if I can't beat em might as well join em"
>go all in at the end of 2021, the literal picotop
>down by over 6 figures 9 months later
I was bearish for so long and the very instant I bought in I get bogged. Pain.

>>50584035
what is not priced in is that jerome will not pivot when a recession is confirmed

>>50584035
>pretending
What if it really isnt?

>>50584025
Because there is no economy.

cyber-polygon august 1st

>>50584077
>cyber-polygon august 1st
Long BUG and HACK?

>>50583736
To be slaughtered for veal

Labor market is tight and everything except truly irresponsible shit cos now have cash reserves. And the MBS market is extremely tight but credit is available and not frozen. The Fed "should" unironically keep hiking even into a memecession so they have an actual cushion to cut into when they really need it. That would also put a lot of idiots on the wrong side of the trades out there.
Otherwise if a pivot really just needs stock market go down, then the Fed should just skip all the stupid interim steps and buy out ARKK. And everyone else should be buying the most absolutely putrid garbage they can find.

>>50584088
Not my problem

>>50583765
pregnant women shouldn't ever be catching monkey

>>50584025
I think its just the first time people are collectively talking about the precursors instead of the event.
Which is causing it to slow roll because the entire point of a crash is to wipe out retail and you can't wipe out retail when they hold cash.

>>50584088

> And everyone else should be buying the most absolutely putrid garbage they can find.

I'm literally all in on CWSFF. I'm one step ahead of you. I'm holding garbage squared

>>50583998
Can you tell them to hurry the fuck on? Enough of this fake garbage.

>>50584048
As Christ wants for us, Amen.

If this week is green after Wednesday and Thursday I will officially become a mumu

>>50584088
A lot of dipshits are expecting a pivot next year
I’m thinking further hikes would be incredible pain…
Maybe just fucking hold it steady—no hikes, no cuts.

>>50584239
Welcome to the club(i have seen the future)

>>50584239
Why do I get the impression that you’re a zoomzoom?

I'm poised to go from mid 5 figures to low 6 figures (per my calculations, 42k to about 225k if I'm lucky) the exact moment the market decides to rally. Not made it status, but significantly closer to it. Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually quite grateful for a bear market these past few months. It's a rare time in my life where I've actually had a stable job that has allowed me to be DCA mode this whole time.

I actually can't believe I'm tangibly on the road to making it. I'm quite excited.

>>50584256
Hes a redditard.

>>50584256
>>50584268
Bobos seething already

Cool. So futures just wiped out all of my sqqq gains. Super cool.

>>50584290
he trusted bobo!

>>50584239
>I will officially become
The only thing you will officially become is GAY, nigguh
Congrats on the coming-out party

>>50584375
Meanwhile trip fags are born gay

>>50584048
Armed to the teeth and practice on the range weekly with my buds. Fucking try me conservacucks

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

Uhhh /DC bros? WAGMI
>>>/pol/388465444

>>50584480
I eat nothing but chocolate milk, raw eggs, ground beef, tuna, and pussy.

So yea I'm basically leaving humanity behind.

There is a fucking Luna Classic general on /biz/
no way are we at the bottom

>>50584491
Holy based

>>50584491

>>50583715
This can't be real...

>>50584491
Wow two servings of fish

>>50584565

>>50584566
3 if I pick up some deenz for a cheat day.

>>50584565

>futures already sinking

>>50584239
>>50584249
No meaningful dump, just a retrace.

Germans will pump when the DAX opens. The Japanese don't pump/didn't but don't dump when the US market doesn't dump. Germans always pump.

So much money has been made in the past decade let alone the past two years that mumus literally thing we're back after barely 2 months of rate rises..

>>50584643
what do you expect? The killed the dollar with super inflation and overprinting. People searched for a safe haven for their savings and for many it happened to be stocks.

>>50584643
yeah what about it

Cockler will be laughed at just like Cliff Tranny for his shitcoin stock

>>50584641
The only reason they pump is because the Euro is a failed currency, but most Euros are still in denial about that. It is not because Germany's economic situation is good. The opposite is actually the case. Come winter gas and electricity will be prohibitively expensive.

Thornhill et al, NEJM, MPOX summary:
-98% gay/bisexual
-41% have concurrent HIV
-95% transmission by sexual activity
-13% hospitalized for derm/anogenital lesions
-No deaths

What's happening with mkeypox?

>>50584770
I never had sex,not my problem

>>50584770
HIV 2.0 the electric boogaloo?

>futures
oh bobo.. oh my poor, sweet stupid bobo

>>50584088
>The Fed "should" unironically keep hiking even into a memecession so they have an actual cushion to cut into
The Fed's ammo doesn't run out at 0%. They can cut to -1%, -2%, etc.

>>50584858
They're crabbing faggot mumu,and even if you get a somewhat green day,see you tomorrow and friday

>>50584880

On the off chance he works for Black Rock, don't tell him his assets are worthless

Germans about to wake up and pump. Let's go nasdaq.

>>50584858
>google and msft miss revenues
>market goes up
Low IQ bullposters only come out on green days after a week of red.

>>50584858
the volume is so fucking low its not looking good

>>50584690
>Germans are literally the delusional mumus taking out loans to long netflix

Two minutes to the DAX pump.

>>50584628
soxl doesnt even make sense
the literally removed the part where it benefits the us market right before it got approved
now all of a sudden pelois goes to taiwan the place where the money probably goes

It is going to be a glorious Wednesday.

>>50584880
SOXL companies keep smashing earnings and raising forward guidance.
Retail might be fucked, but silicon and commodities will have their due.

>>50584981
It will be a morning pump that dumps into lunch, pumps after lunch, dumps into the afternoon, closes red but has a 'power hour' as people 'anticipate good earnings'. Facebook will have bad earnings but will pump 2%, retrace 1%, pump 1% after hours as people continue to exist in the delusions of permabullism.

>>50584975
They are buying based on hopium. The semiconductor exchange is clearly in a dead cat bounce and should dump, but they keep buying anyway. AMD will miss earnings and pump. NVID will miss earnings and pump. SOXL to 29 bucks.

Then september will come and 'summer' will end and we will see a violent dump back to 10 dollars.

I know nothing about the stock market or finances but I still arrogantly voice my opinions here.

>>50584994
thats a lot of words to say: we green

why did I sell BAVA months ago...

>>50585006
After hours green
Violent dump on thursday until close.
Green friday.

>>50585005
Based garbage poster.

after GOOG and MSFT earnings
what did he mean by this?

>>50585112
hes not getting another movie

>>50583733
not today motherfucker, I still have some hope.

>>50585112
hahaha

>>50585112
Both GOOG and MSFT missed earnings.

I'm obviously several hours early, but I'll go ahead and say it:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

NRGU and GUSH will repeat their epic climb to infinity this december. This time, we break 1000.

The pre cum ant open yet so simmer down ya'll

>>50585169
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

GOOG bros... we're back...

>>50584994
SOXL and steel will do well, and they are my primary concern this week.

>>50585162
yes....i bought the lows, its our fucking turn

>>50585162
David Hunter has me scared of GUSH.

>>50585198
I want to believe but why steel?

>>50585211
All you have to do is buy reverse diagonal whirlwind schizo cornelius iron butterflly calendar spreads straddled both ways and you can't lose

is it too late for BOIL?

vatniks just shut off the gas

chips act passes today
soxl bros...we're going home

WHAT WILL VIX DO

UVXY bros… Not like this…

>>50585302
Mumu gets to coom today. Tomorrow will be a bloodbath though, and bobo and uvxy bros with coom 6 ways to sunday

>>50585313
Last time rates got hiked to the level they will be tomorrow the marked dumped big and everyone was shocked

>>50584469
Sure why not zoomers love their dude weed lmfao

>>50584469
Which one is backed by Monsanto?

9After this manner therefore pray ye: Our Fed Chair which art in DC, Hallowed be thy name.
10Thy kingdom come, Thy will be done in Equity Market, as it is in Bond Market.
11Give us this day our daily 100bps rate hikes.
12And forgive us our margin debts, as we forgive our debtors.
13And lead us not into bear traps, but deliver us from short squeezes: For thine is the Quantitative Tightening, and the Federal Funds Rate, and the Overnight Reverse Repurchase Agreements, for ever. Amen.

>worse than expected GDP - bullish
>expected GDP - bullish
>greater than expected GDP - bullish

>0 bps rate hike - bullish
>25 bps rate hike - bullish
>50 bps rate hike - bullish
>75 bps rate hike - bullish
>100 bps rate hike - bullish
>125 bps rate hike - bullish
>150 bps rate hike - bullish

Face it, Mr. Bobo. You are done for.

I am bullish for market uncertainty.
Best time to make moneys

Chinese are going on lockdowns again and the mortgage boycott with evergrande is getting way fucking worse...

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1552131380536025088

https://twitter.com/AvidCommentator/status/1552202602284466177

>>50585710
>load the Evergreen fud

VIXxies....

VIX MELTDOWN

>>50584052
Let us know when you sell. That will be the bottom.

I wonder if the price increase for Amazon prime in Europe will hurt their stocks?

https://twitter.com/AlessioUrban/status/1552184791084187648

why the FUCK are futures up

>>50583944
kek, no.

My GOOG put… it’s a 100 put for September. Down 30% right now. Do I just hold or cut my losses and throw it into the next gamble?

>>50583980
I fucking love anime milkers.
btw it's going to be a blood green day based on my nuts and digits

>>50585904
bad news is already priced in... you bobos never learn

It's free money today at 2pm scalping as the algos go all schizo for a couple minutes

>>50585652
>no matter what happens the fed is buying it all and posting fake unaudited numbers
>financial ANALysts are jumping through hoops trying to make sense of this

So, how many fake leaks will there be this time?

>>50584239
Both Wed and Thursday is priced in dude. Everyones been talking about both all month.

>>50585870
It should. But in clown world that's actually a bullish signal.

>>50585962
nothing is priced in mumu. prepare the anus. it's a clown world

is gay sex pandemic priced in

God damn bobos are so fucking stupid, we keep telling you retarded faggots that the market is forward looking but you morons sperg out about muh rate hikes and muh GDP.

O is printing money and always will.

>>50585986
Ok im prepared. Large cap tech will close eoy at aths. This week will close up.

>>50586008
>forward looking
There's forward looking and there's
>CEO said we'll have big growth based on no proofs, it must be true buy buy buy
Which is what you see now

>>50586039
HOLY SHIT!!!!
IT IS PRINTING MONEY THIS MORNING!!!
WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!
Why didn't you tell us?!?!!?
Come on man, we're all supposed to be friends here, why didn't you tell us?? Now we're all missing out on these insane gains
is it too late to FOMO here - will it keep running all morning?

>>50586049
You buy it for the divvies retard

Is it true that the next 10 years of events have already been priced in?

>>50584628
I agree with this at least the point that this is not the end all crash that Gregarino and Schiff et al are expecting. I do expect a dump soon tho.

>>50586034
I hold BTC and ARKK, not SOXL, midwit.

>>50586070
HOLY FUCK?!?!?
A 4% DIVIDEND YIELD??!?
Where do you guys find these amazing stocks?!?!
4% a year??? That is NUTS!!!!
You're telling me, I could hold this stock for a whole year, and I'll make 4% in dividends???
4% in dividends, that are taxed at a higher rate than capital gains???
This is all too good to be true, I have to sit down.

>>50584956
Where do you find good info on the volume. I use trading view but can't seem to find a better metric showing volume figures

>>50586086
Dividend faggots are almost as stupid as bobos, especially the ones who hold non qualified dividends.

>>50585005
You and legitimately everyone else here

Anyone else larp as a frustrated bobo when you're bored.

>>50585313
>>50585329
I am a conspiracy believer. Hard not to be. So when I see the insane green that has been happening in this shithole market for 2 weeks it leads me to believe it's a strategy for more manipulation. I would guess the Fed will this perceived strength in the market and the dollar to increase the rate hike to 1.0 or 1.25. I think the govt can manipulate any numbers they want so the CPI, GPD unemployment numbers etc are all shown high to achieve their intended purpose

is pic related a good intro?
t. noob who has only cash, gold, and stocks in the company i work at

>>50586086
Yeah it is pretty nuts actually

>>50585962
>>50586008
>>50586041
Swing trader here...we are do for a pretty nice dump. This market does not continue in 1 direction very long and VIX is at its year low. Should get a massive spike and sell-off soon. It may coordinate with rate hike and GDP but doesn't necessarily have to

I sure hope that pussy Jerome is not going to come out dovish and signal that they really might pivot. Is he really going to sacrifice the USD because he's too scared of a couple hundred thousand black people losing their jobs? I want 100 bps. Spice things up, make things interesting again. Make Wall Street price this shit in

https://www.hyatt.com/en-US/hotel/england-united-kingdom/andaz-london-liverpool-street/longe
Someone buy me a week there?

>>50586245
a week of getting your boyhole ponuded out sure
send me your info, got to pay to play

>>50586214
>Due for a dump
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BOBO FAGGOTS? The S&P is down 18% YTD, we already had the dump. You idiots are so greedy, it's the reverse of the permabull greed, but its dumber because the market generally only goes up if you zoom out so those permabulls actually make money.

>>50586277
>Hurr durr the line only goes up hurrrrrr

>>50586183
yeah

>>50586294
Zoom out

>>50586308
I know. Bull market is over. Pack up your bags, queer

>Zoom out

>>50586230
>signal that they really might pivot
The market wouldn't react because a pivot is already priced in, you massive fucking faggot retarded mouth breathing drooling bobo.

Time for Powell to be a coward again today.

>>50586277
Im not talking macro you dumb gorilla nigger. In fact the way this market pumps on retarded positives or even better than expected negatives should show any Bobo that this market is always looking to pump. But we have been crabbing after a pretty good little run up. It will dump to a higher low and, assuming the FED doesnt come out with an insane hike or war were declared, we will see the market climb out of this low

>>50586344
not gonna happen. this last 2 weeks has been the setup for at least a 100 bp hike

>>50586344
Based Powell, also no more FUD or meetings till September. The melt up unironically begins today.

Zoom in

>>50586339
I was specifically saying that I hope that he goes for 100 bps which is not priced in, learn to read, midwit

Fuck off zoomers

>>50586368

>>50586339
I can sense your fear mumu, don't be it'll be over soon

>>50586375
100 bps is priced in though, a complete Fed pivot is already close to fully priced in. We already know that the rates will peak in December at around 3.5% and then begin dropping in 2023.

>>50586344
>>50586358
>>50586361
Digits and J-Po goes full madman with 150bps hike and calling out the current inflation is only caused by oil refinery capacity shortage.

>>50586415
He’ll probably say today is the last rate hike. He’d rather hurt everything but the stock market.

You closed your shorts yesterday, right? You haven't hold the over night or did you?

Zoom zoom.

>>50586183
Yes it has good advice, but Malkiel talks up smart beta strategies in that book. Coincidentally, he also works for Wealthfront, that offers such funds.

>>50586375
100 bps isnt priced in fully but its well expected by many and considered. Fed futures had it at like 20% the other day. So it really wouldnt upset the market. Espeically if he says he added the extra 25 bps because of no meetings in august.

People act like rate hikes crush the market, thats only sometimes and initially. Hikes arent going to cause collapses anymore. Doomers need to get that through their head.

What is your favorite speculative hydrogen company? For me it’s FCEL using bio-gas or natural gas to convert into electricity, usable heat, and hydrogen. It’s good for on site generation for utilities or manufacturing plants.

I can smell the GDP headlines. "Stocks rocket as slowdown economic activity lessens aggressive rate hike fears". The print alone will bring SPY to 420 at least. And THEN we get the Powell Pivot. It will be glorious.

>>50586514
>Hikes arent going to cause collapses anymore
How can you say that with certainty, it hasn't been the case yet

>>50586654
Yeah it has. We are higher than we were at last hike. Apple is climbing towards aths. Hikes are priced in the bond market now. Treasuries are selling for 2-3.5% on auctions, thats the peak of rate hikes. For now. If the fed does go above 3.5% then stocks will sell off. Until then no.

>Morning pre-futes

>>50586546
NEL ASA

Is the announcement in 7 hours priced in? Will stocks go stonks or stinks?

>>50584565
Cathie has to be a /biz/ user

>>50586633
"Jay 'Volcker' Powell reiterated his commitment to bring inflation down to 2% using every tool available at the latest FOMC press conference. Sees no change in rate hike schedule until at least 2023, although he did express some mild, passing concerns about GDP and employment."

>>50586514

> People act like rate hikes crush the market, thats only sometimes and initially.

You’re dumb as fuck, holy shit lmao. If that premise was true why wouldn’t the fed just follow the Taylor rule and hike rates to 10% and be done with inflation? The reality is that this entire rally was pricing in a FED PIVOT. NOT more hikes. 75 market sells off. 100 it’s a limit down day. You think it’s normal for the market to rally when economic data comes in at 30-50 year lows? No monkey, it’s because for some reason people think Powell is going to bail them out and pivot, when he has explicitly admitted that he WANTS lower asset prices.

If you’re bullish you seriously have some nerve, look at them dumping the dollar this morning, the dovish tail risk has 200% been priced in.

this pump is fake and gay t. trust be bro

>>50586778
>bobos coping this hard
Massive buy signal.

>>50586795
True true. Waaaaay too many bearish posts after we got two tiny red blips this week. Idiots pointing to "muh economic data" as if it means anything. Repeat after me bear cubs: THE! STOCK! MARKET! IS! NOT! THE! ECONOMY!
Got it? Good. We keep pumping, and if you don't want to be left in the dust you can still buy now.

>>50583886
I'll never understand
I'll hit song radio on some good deep-in-the-genre metal and then half the songs will be limp Bizkit type bullshit

So glad I shorted SIGA yesterday

>>50586778
Because a 10% is unncessary and overkill. It wipes out bonds and crushes investments. The volcker hike was awful for investors or anyone living on retirement. Small hikes are smoother and are priced in now. Hikes dont always crash the market, especially once the market pivots to expect them.
>>50586778
>100 it’s a limit down day
Lmao no. Limits first off are only in pre market. And a 100 bps isnt going to cause the market to sell off 7%. Zero reason for it especially where earnings are coming in and they arent nearly as bad as investors expected.

>>50586795

Lmao what’s the cope retard, I go both ways and am up double digits every single month this year. Sounds like your bags are talking. You a $30 average SOXL guy? Anybody who is bullish at the current juncture can be completely disregarded as a 90 IQ “buy the dip bro” product from 10 years of 0% rates and QE

SHOP might actually make futures due again

>>50586846
Given the 10% average gain and 9.1% inflation, the S&P is already undervalued

isnt there big earnings this week? how have they gone so far?? i havent been following. so i guess it could be greener but i dont think it will turn the tide

>>50586846
>I go both ways
Bobo admits to being a faggot.

>>50586885
Quite a few are beating and the ones missing like Googl and MSFT are close misses.

>SIGA red

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50586839

>>50586839

>Because a 10% is unncessary and overkill.

Inflation has literally never been quelled with interest rates below the rate of inflation. EVER. Why don’t you actually read about what the Taylor rule is before posting again. And meanwhile you’re saying the fed doesn’t hike more out of its own free will? LOL.

> And a 100 bps isnt going to cause the market to sell off 7%

100 bps and the dollar rallies 1%+ today alone, the market will 100% drop 7% within week from today, “limit down” was obviously a hyperbole.

>Zero reason for it especially where earnings are coming in and they arent nearly as bad as investors expected.

??? But they are? And are you also using nominal terms when inflation is 10%+? Adjust for inflation and include forward guidance in your analysis, retardo

>>50583765
Wait wait wait. It's called the "Janny-os" vaccine?

>>50584565
Honestly this is a really good buy signal

>>50586908
Earnings and guidance has been excellent so far, you bobos don't exist in reality so it's hard to have an actual discussion with you. You're the type that comments on zerohedge, total doomer morons.

>>50586927

Just shut the fuck up retard, I really hope whatever 4k you have in your portfolio is 100% in calls

>>50586908
>Inflation has literally never been quelled with interest rates below the rate of inflation. EVER
There has been only like 1 significant inflation event since the feds creation. And rate hikes cant do anything about supply side. Gas was at aths in June and at most the CPI was 9.1%. Its going to come in lower next read and markets will climb.
>>50586908
>when inflation is 10%+? Adjust for inflation and include forward guidance in your analysis, retardo
Yeah, the company does that. Revenue goes up but EPS is down because of inflation. The marekt can handle more doomer posting than you think. Nothing is going to happen. The market is convinced powell has it under control. Thats why it rallied last cpi. You will sit here seething all year screaming clown market despite it playing exactly like this.

>>50586899
ty. im tempted to go 3x nasdaq for thursday but prolly wont. wonder how cvx will do since i sold all near the bottom.

>>50586973
Oil will have good earnings. They all indicated it already. This is the Q report with $120 oil. Next quarter will be solid, not dramatically high though. Oil itself will float around between $80 to $110 for rest of year probably. Oil companies will rake in money too but the stock may not climb as much as its been doing.

We had about a week where /smg/ was right about the market but now that's fucked with everyone's ability to call which way we're going

Powell talks and the market pumps and dumps
Crab into a slightly green Friday
Red Monday
Just as it's been for the past few times

>>50586957
>boeing
Nobody cares about boeing, google had an excellent earnings call. Cope harder bobo.

You guys are all retarded and bobos and mumus alike will manage to get heemed today

>>50586972
*violently pisses all over you*
fuck off
bull market

>>50586957
I already said what my portfolio was earlier in the thread, I hold BTC and ARKK. BTC will be at 60k by September and probably over 100k by EOY.

>>50587049
wow, very impressive
5% growth, lower than the pandemic low

FUTURES ARENT REAL

I need rates to sell off and VIX to spike to make some money

>>50587049
You're the type of poster that gets cocky from being right one time and then gets FUCKING HEEMED when Powell does his thing again

>>50587049

God I sincerely feel so sorry for you and the bags you’re holding to be this delusional. I imagine every time the nasdaq goes up 1% you feel a glimmer of hope and excitement inside you. Yes! I’m almost at my break even!!! Powell will save the stock market and I may even make some gains before the end of the year!!!”

My condolences, really.

>>50587016
>Oil companies will rake in money too but the stock may not climb as much as its been doing.

maybe if the price stays high and it becomes new normal. stock could moon like tech did last winter. with the market thinking it will stay like this.

dunno. im just mad i didnt take profits on cvx. thanks for the oil info.

>>50587090
They are when you take physical delivery.

I have 50,000 stock certificates sitting in my garage right now.

>>50587094
If Powell does 1% bump you'll get that

>>50587115
I know.... Quite unlikely though...

>>50587081
This is the most fucked portfolio I've ever heard of

>>50587115
75 bps is 100% locked in, they leaked it to the wall street journal a few weeks back

>>50587124
Why? We are in a permanent QE money printing fueled bullrun since 2009, there will never be another major crash ever again.

>>50587117
Inflation is still cruising soooo it might be more likely than you think

>>50587125
This. I honestly don't know why people are doubting the Fed's new ultra advanced formal guidance method (calling up some 20 year old at the WSJ)

I bought the generational top of SIGA didn’t I. Why have we lost 9% overnight?

>>50587135
>there will never be another major crash ever again

>>50587135
This post makes me excited to see what Powell's going to do

>>50587135
You forget the power of meme magic
A couple bad news articles about ARKK or a hot new version and arkk never recovers

>>50587152
Because it became the 15th most discussed stock on reddit: https://swaggystocks.com/dashboard/wallstreetbets/ticker-sentiment

>>50587081
Oh no wonder you're high on hoping kek. That's a pretty retarded portfolio you have there.

All my investments backfired. I am so pissed, and I didn't even win the megaball thing, so fuck it all. I give up.

>>50587181
>>50587170
>>50587167
Ok boomers, I bet you morons do the 60/40 boglehead portfolio. Imagine holding bonds in 2022.

>>50587199
Well, did you invest in your family and friends?

>>50586957
obviously defense will be high in the quarter of peak ukraine war

i even got a raise lmao

>>50587152
Settle down. Sodomites are still engaging in their disgusting behavior, and they certainly won't stop raping kids anytime soon.

>>50587206
Yes project your failures onto us. I swing options, never hold anything more than 2 weeks, and I'm up 1900% since last April. Currently bearish....for this cycle.....then will sell my shorts and go long after this fomc/gdp dump. Enjoy those bags

>>50587135
>Ze bullen trap is working
>Load ze inflation fud

>>50587225
I just hope it holds above $17 so I can sell on open

>>50587231
>options
>swing trader
You'll eventually lose everything, degenerate gambler.

>>50587225
Lol retard, SIGA won’t go back over 18 for another year at least.

>>50587152
>lost 9% overnight?
Wut? After hours isnt real trading for most part. Its low volume stuff. Just wait for an hour of live markets.

>Sherwin Williams lowers guidance for the year
This is interesting for certain industries. Paint isn't being bought as much so any industry that uses it is slowing down.

This is priced in.

>>50587255
Just sell now. What the fuck are you waiting for?

>>50587289
Markets to open. Idk how to perform voodoo after hours trades.

>>50587206
>this time is different

>>50587152
Profit-taking you dumb nigger. Some of these faggots bought at 1, 3, 9 dollars and

>>50587282
DRV

>>50587206
>He thinks I'm wrong so he obviously trades like he's about to retire
Lmaooooooooooooo
We're literally trying to help you lose less money and you're mad
This is why you can't win

>>50587302
...want to cash out. Fucking autopost.

>>50587146
follow whatever Nick Timiraos publishes in the WSJ and trade accordingly

he was the guy who leaked 75 bps last month

>>50587255
Why do you want to sell here? CDC hasnt even declared t an emergency yet. Thats why it spiked to $18 last night. Rumors of biden having them do it.

>>50583948
i miss them bros. I feel like the spiritual leaders of biz have left us. There will be a rebirth, and when that mem is born the bull run shall resume.

>>50587263
>calls me a degenerate gambler
>holds BTC
Hahahahahhaha

>>50587263
>Has a horrible baseline strategy given market conditions
>Shit talks someone making money on a more advanced strategy
/Smg/ everyone
*Laughter and Applause*

Does any broker not do the whole 25k for daytrading? I don't get how I'm supposed to do this shit otherwise. What a faggy law. Yet I can go spend all my money on lotto if I want.

>>50587270
Fuck you, you stupid cunt. You are a piece of fucking shit. Do not tell people what they think and insult them in public. Your can tell me what you fucking think you small-minded piece of crap. But don’t tell me what I think and then insult me in public when you’re fucking wrong… You got your facts wrong: you got your timing wrong; you got your thinking wrong; and you’re a fucking piece of shit.
You should not live in a world with other nice people. Because I have a feeling you’re just as much of a piece of shit when you go home. I bet your family hates your fucking guts behind your back. I guarantee it, with that kind an attitude. The fact that you can come after me with your fucking imaginary problems, put them in my head, and them blame them for me, means that your family is probably getting the same treatment. I feel sorry for your husband. I hope your husband is watching, because he’s agreeing with me right; he’s nodding with me. Yes, you are an imaginary, shit stirring. Probably a narcissist, piece of shit. That’s what I think of you.

>>50587331
imagine selling moderna in february 2020

>>50587213
Well, Gookfu sent me a dividend this morning in the form of a picture of some flowers and the temple her grandmother used to go to, and my best friend is going to come over tonight to drink alcohol and watch the Yankees game, so I got that going for me which is nice.

>>50587347
that rule is to protect you from making money, goy

>>50587353
why am I reading this with a pajeet accent?
BITCH BASTARD

>>50587286
I won't even be able to enjoy a burger soon.

>>50587354
SIGA WILL NOT BE ANOTHER MODERNA STOP PUSHING THIS

>>50587384
It's Dilbertman pasta from when he lost his mind post-jab.

>>50587282
This is a retarded assumption. The fact is paint is as sought after as it ever has been. Guidance was lowered because the supply issues still exist. There has been a paint shortage for almost 2 years due to lack of available resins. Sherwin Williams and others have been capping the number of gallons companies can buy. And they see no coming end to the supply issues.
t. General Contractor

>>50587335
>Grichka Bogdanoff dies 28 December 2021
>Igor Bogdanoff dies 3 January 2022
>SPX peaked on January 3rd 2022
One last dump

>>50587361
See? There you go. Also invest in saving your eternal soul via the lord Jesus and all that money stuff can fall by the wayside.

>>50587393
No i dont think it will be another Mrna but I think $100 can be hit.

FAZE short squeeze? Just shot up PM seconds ago.

>>50587331
>CDC hasnt even declared t an emergency yet
This is the main reason. I don’t think they ever will declare it an emergency. I bought in in the $15s so I’m happy with that profit on such a speculative investment

>>50587414
>short squeeze
It just ipo'd, there arent any shorts. God almighty I cant stand you gme retards mucking up these board. Muh short squeezeeeeee.

>>50587381
And ever since no poorfag lost money in the markets. G-d bless the government

>>50587347
Open an international trading account with a Canadian bank and trade US stocks through it.
Canadian institutions do not enforce or abide the Daytrading shit.

>>50587424
>I don’t think they ever will declare it an emergency. I
Why? WHO just did. CDC will love to do it and get that emergency funding.

>>50587381
It's really fucked up because if I make a good trade I can't even take profits until the next day, and then almost every time the AH and PM just fucks me sideways. I have no choice but to do longer term strategies I guess.

I'm thinking about adding a Microstrategy position to my portfolio, but it seems redundant when I already hold BTC. Saylor is a genius though, so I'm still considering it.

>>50587353
Is this pasta? Holy shit SIGA fags replaced uranium tards as the dumbest cult on smg

>>50587393
stay poor. The beautiful thing about arrogance is that it vreates market inefficencies.

>>50587347
Isn't Robinhood doing cash accounts?
You don't have instant access to funds but you can daytrade

>>50586245
>>50586269

bullish for SIGA

>>50587455
Just do calls on crypto miners and call any (unleveraged) BTC holders pussies.

>>50587457
>Is this pasta? Holy shit SIGA fags replaced uranium tards as the dumbest cult on smg

y uranium tards r dumb? and y r siga sistas dumb?

>>50587457
It's Scott Adams pasta. Wasn't anyone around when he lost his mind?

>>50587353
sanest SIGA holder

>>50587427
People short IPOs. Especially overvalued dogshit like this stock.

Oh god who is that hot goblina to his right... Why would they put her there?

>>50587410
By a disease that shows fags for what they are?
I think every pozzed globohomo realizes how bad the optics are and won't pump it

today is going to be a fucking bloodbath holy fuck look at the premarket wow im getting chills cause my puts are going to PRINT :3

>>50587501
How can you be so confident?

>>50587490
please get better taste anon

>>50587486
A lot of money to be had shorting IPOs

>>50587481
SIGA has had a nice run. May run a little further. Monkypox isn't going to be the next comic. Uranium is actually way dumber because it has no upside. SIGA Could keep rising before the bottom drops out. But anyone thinking it will 10x is dreaming

>>50587490
>Why would they put her there?
To distract us from whatever the jews are hiding in plain sight.

>>50587505
Did you just start watching the market yesterday?? Lmaooooooooooo

>>50587505
ive been in the markets for over a decade

>>50587507
She got big milkers and is an academic of whatever sort. Well versed in finance and economics. What more could you possibly ask for?

>>50587483
Who?

S&P more like poop and pee.

>>50587534
An epic latina ass obv
I need to see the spice as well as taste it jafeel?

Gonna go take a nap. When I wake up around 10am I wanna see UVXY at $+5. Do me a solid, fellas

>>50587523
It all depends on how the news decides to spin this and how much hype the disease is given.
If they genuinely promote this as the next big Covid event and fear-monger the shit out of it then people will innevitably FOMO into the stock anticipating another Moderna scenario which will pump the numbers to supid high levels.
If the media don't do that then yea the bottom will drop out and that'll be that. Play your cards according to what you think will happen.

>>50587528
Your confidence actually concerns me
>t. long volatility through UVXY and a GOOG put like a retard

>>50587347
buy call/put to open position. sell call/put at $1 different strike to close and lock in gains/losses. close the entire position next morning. also works with spreads, just do the same for both legs

>>50583780
>>50586831
>>50586907
>>50587152
>>50587270
>>50587393
>>50587457

the best thing about SIGA, you ask me?
it's not the fact that I make a lot of money from sodomites being sodomites, but that the sodomites get angry about me making money from sodomites just being sodomites

>>50587558
I've already got my LEAP puts. If the MSM was going to push this it would already be covid-level bad. Not going to happen. It's a distraction.

Pooping.

>>50587595
>If the MSM was going to push this it would already be covid-level bad.
With COVID (which spread faster), the MSM and normies didn't panic until months 4 and 5. Pridepox is only in month 3.

>>50579895
>>50579895
>>50579895
migrate

>>50587559
Our long volatility calls WILL print!... Just maybe not until tomorrow. The Jerome effect usually takes a day to sink in

>>50587596
Wiping.

>>50587622
that's the siga general. i will NOT participate

>>50587596
He's dumping?

>>50587622
retard

Somebody bake a non faggot thread

Hey fags, what time is the rate hike at? Loading up on puts prior

Grilling.

>>50587677
Grill's lookin' good, Bob!

The Fed's going to be boring and only do 75 bps aren't they? I can just feel it. What an anti-climax. Come on, shock the market with 100 bps so I can get a dopamine hit from the drama.

>>50587501
make sure to cope post back here when the market is violently flat

>>50587675
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Welding

>>50587638
the best thing about SIGA, you ask me?
it's not the fact that I make a lot of money from sodomites being sodomites, but that the sodomites get angry about me making money from sodomites just being sodomites

Bill is /ourguy/ and wants the Fed to show the market who's boss for cheapies.

>>50587726
This might become true
>>50587675
It's posts like this that make me fearful actually >>50587631

>>50587774
>>50587774

>>50587702
Rate hike doesn't matter at this point, difference between 100 and 75 is minimal. What's more important is the messaging, if Fed is dovish we're gonna poomp and if they shut down any ideations of Q1 reversal we're gonna shid and fard ourselves to death

new thread you lazy shits
>>50587778
>>50587778
>>50587778

>>50587779
>>50587785
N

migrate to the tranny janny thread everypony :)

why can't you retards do anything right

>>50579895
>>50579895
>>50579895
migrate

>>50587816
That's not a Stock Market General. It's a containment thread like GME General.

>>50587836
But it's called /smg/. That checks out.

somebody actually bake

>>50587881
>>50587881
>>50587881
baked