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stinky
yep it's h*cking over (for mumu folios)
Stavros is shit and you're a fucking retard for liking himBuying more COST
god damn what a shitty fucking thread
>>50574896that's a woman
THATS A MAN AND THE JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK ACCORDING TO THE CDC WEBINAR SLIDES.>TPOXX IS THE ONLY CURE SIGGERS WGMI
>>50574896Mumu was euphoric at 1pm
Just who is this lovely lady
OP IS A FAGGOTAND ANY ANON THAT SERIOUSLY POSTS ITT IS A FAGENABLER
>this thread
Can I get some stock pick advice? I want to buy something and have a huge risk tolerance
>>50574896
Tomorrow will be a bloodbath won't it?
>>50574934post a linkalso advice me frens - sold at 17.58, what point would you buy back in? Shit has gone from 12-~17.5 since friday. Thinking 14-15 buyback in?
>>50574959SNAP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABobo I can't breathe
>>50574966Watch the webinar nigger
Why do all zoomers have that same fucking hair cut
I'm going to start a friendly competition with my fellow /smg/ers. We're going to see who can predict what the next bottom of SPY is in this crash cycle. I call the competition Top Kike, in honor of that movie with Tom Cruise. So feel free to reply to this post with your guesses. I will take the liberty of having the first guess and go $280.
>>50574896>troon editionsomeone get the janny to kill this gay shit
>>50574964Where were any of these fucking whores when I was in school god damn it? Fuck
Why would anyone even considering holding US equities today, right now? It's so obvious that insiders have been spreading the word on big tech missing hard on earnings. They're all selling and so are funds connected to them, why else do you think we're dumping that hard? It will be even worse when confirmed and we'll probably keep dumping for WEEKS.
>>50575005That Patrick Mahomes curly mop poof?
Bobo doesn't get to cum
>>50574966this thing is real sonTPOXX just got emergency distribution procedures from FDAhttps://emergency.cdc.gov/coca/calls/2022/callinfo_072622.asphttps://emergency.cdc.gov/coca/ppt/2022/072622_slides.pdfI don't know enough about the industry to say what the stock is going to do short term, but mid-term it's only going up.
Less than an hour. Looking at alphabet and microsoft to determine state of market.
>>50575009$389.95
>>50575018my mom's cousin knocked up his teacher when he was 15 and in high school. it ruined his life. he had to pay child support and the woman brainwashed the kid so he never even got to be part of his daugher's life.
>>50574896VIXchads...
come on snapchat
>>50575039Think we're looking at ~5% drop, based on how much fatter I think my gut is than yesterday.
>>50575048probably true
The stock market will be closed and liquidated by Jim Brandon to avoid revealing the state of the economy to his peons.
I'm ready to shit my pants with MSFT and GOOGL
>>50575009The bottom is already in baggot. Bears never get to cum.
>>50575089FUCK JIM
>>50575039Xom on friday? I am doomed
>>50575091I'm ready to shit my pants period.
>>50575036well holy motherfuck
>>50575018Sorry, they only fuck Chad anyway
>UKRAINE TO PURSUE WAR-CRIME CHARGES AGAINST MAJOR WESTERN BANKS LIKE JPMORGAN, CITI
>>50575063our calls WILL print.
>>50575039I say they make afterhours nice for bulls but Jerome crashes the plane with no survivors tomorrow
How do you guys feel about F?I kinda want to scoop up some LEAPS but I'm hesitant thinking I may get better value after earnings.
I have $1,000 on GOOGL shitting the bedwhat about you /smg/seems like there are a lot that bought calls on MSFT / GOOGLI think that the zoomers are all using tiktok..
>>50575093Oh I'm definitely going to get to cum tonight. I got an oculus quest 2 and a whole internet full of VR pornography to explore plus pic related.
>>50575119Don't get me wrong I hate the banks, but this is laughable. Does 16 Walmarts think he's gonna go up against multi-trillion dollar banks and somehow win? Especially because of how ridiculous this case is.
>>50575101Nah they even said a month ago they are doing extremely well. Oil will be fine for q2 earnings even with the recent drop. >>50575151Nah 75 bps is priced in now.
>>50575119The ICC has the power to prosecute people but not entities.ups lol
>>50575119>biting the hand that feeds youwhat the fuck is wrong with that country
I caved and bought 100 SIGA shares… it’s 100% of my portfolio. All I’ve got left.I don’t know what to feel
>>50575151>rECeSsiOn EmIneNtWew
>>50575036>>50575104Was this news known from earlier? Nothing happened to the price during the entire meeting. Did some cheeky CDC cunt leak the power point slides to a investment firm prior to the meeting?
>>50575164F is garbage. Should do something but it doesnt. Just languishes there forever. They should make it clear theyre going growth mode on EVs but thats still whatever. They may split off the EV part but no reason to own F.
>>50575175Better question is what is wrong with our countries...
I have averaged up on the SIGA. I now have 1000 american sharesit will dump because my fbi agent hates me
>>50574959Just buy soxl somewhere around the bottom of this bear market.
>>50575176But some siga, get a gun and get ready for the zombie apocalypse. You dont need to feel anything about it.
>>50575091Prepare your anus, the entire market is getting ready to get it's cheeks clapped with no Vaseline. Then Jpow will push any shit you have left in again tomorrow, they’re about to run a train when Apple gets in your business later this week especially when announced hiring freeze last week as a precursor to earnings without pulling a Walmart..... financial cheeks will be clapped long and hard this week
>>50575176When did you buy?
>>50575175Maybe Zelenskey sees the writing on the wall and wants to go down as they guy who *fake* stood up to the big banks after he absconds to the west and lives his life in exile following the inevitable Russian victory.
>>50575104>nearly 40% of recipients have HIVfags are disgusting
>>50575215Right now @ 17.44
>>50575213>assuming market doesn’t rally from FOMC confirming 75 hike that was known about for over a month>assuming earnings for the big boys will be all red
>>50575219He already owns a mansion in Miami
>>50575241>assuming earnings for the big boys will be all redthey will be
I'm going to save the market by buying puts. Your welcome everyone.
Pharmacies started rolling out warning labels and patient information for TPOXX a few weeks ago. I tried to tell you guys.
all you have to do is buy TQQQ after-hours IF MSFT and GOOGL beat earnings
They called me shitskin when I told them about SHOP. They called me subhuman when I told them about SHOP. They called me cumdumpster when I told them about SHOP. They said they wished my father raped me as a child when I told them about SHOP. They said I'm a niggerfaggot when I told them SHOP.They. Didn't. Listen. Look At. The Archive. Search "SHOP" and "Stripe. On. The. Archive.
>>50575126
>>50575018It's fucking bullshit. In junior high art class there was a reasonably cute substitute teacher. She was teaching us how to do portraits and when she was working with me she said i had beautiful eyes. Then the normal teacher was back the next day and i never saw her again.
>>50575255Yeah, you say that. We will see.
.....just to be clear, everyone is losing money today, right? Not just me?
Buy the T dip?Buy the Meta dip?I WANNA BUY
>>50575241The rate hike is irrelevant, it’s how companies are preparing you for reduced margins and slow down in spending and their guidance... Recession isn’t priced in, you still have to wait for people mainly retail to say fuck this I want my fucking money out of the market and we have a long way to go
>>50575294We all in Siga dude. >>50575301>Buy the T dipWhy? T sucks.
>>50575301buy ammo
>>50575239I am not brave enough I need it to go down again. I don’t know if it ever will though, you may win
SHOP. The Shopify.
>>50575294I'm blood red except for SIGA
>>50575301T said some people aren't paying their phone bills
>>50575104https://youtu.be/b3WczLD9RV0
Everyone is thinking of a 75bps or 100bps rate hike tomorrow. No one will expect a 150bps hike.
>>50574896If you are reading this hours or even days later through the archives you are welcome.>>50573054
>>50575188>Did some cheeky CDC cunt leak the power point slides to a investment firm prior to the meeting?What does that big fat buy dildo at market open this morning that was only matched in the history of the stock back in May when the WHO approved TPOXX as a viable therapy suggest to you?What does the WHO waiting until Saturday to declare a health crisis when the emergency committee met on Thursday tell you?There's too much money to be made here to play fair. Somebody(s) are trying to acquire quietly without shooting this fucking stock to the moon.
>>50575294My gas and oil are doing okay, most everything else is red.
SHould I sell half my SPXS for nice profit and put it in TQQQ for tomorrow and sell the loser at open?
>>50575341Wow calm there Volker an entire 1.5% rate hike!?! Are you fucking insane???
>>50575341150 isnt needed. Cpi is peaking. Oil at 120 and best it could do is 9.1%, a slight gain over the previous report.
>>50575312I already know that I would rather be a homeless shareholder (or dead) than sell my life long bags to live in ze pod.
>>50575301T will come back.
>>50575294I am still /cashgang/ and bored. My strategy does not work in extended crab so i have wait for a break.
>>50575353I just cant buy when its green like this... it needs to pull back before I can get in.
>>50575167If we dump hard tonight I might just order a Quest 2 with some of my profits before they jack up the price. Though I hate FB. I wish Valve came out with an untethered headset.
>>50574964Where were these teachers when I was growing up? starting to think maybe this is just natural
Ko back down to $62
>being a bear is just being a bull in reverseHow do I hone the power of mastering both? Is being a sociopath arequirement ?
>>50575392Buy both...?
GOOG will beat, MSFT will barely miss, TQQQ will pump after hours and continue with rates priced in
>>50575384very good goy, consoom
>>50575383Why bother with T though? Large cap techs like MSFT and AAPL grew 250% in the past 5 years. How good is any dividend to be worth passing up those kind of gains in large cap secured tech that has higher revenue than AT&T does anyway.
>>50575388>>50575117
>tfw 100% SIGA How long before I get rugged
>>50575403sell both...
I LOVE GAY SEX
>>50575406Opposite imo. Google will miss from ad revenue but buoyed by cloud stuff but not enough to beat. Msft will beat easily.
>>50575406Google barely scraped by Q1. Fuck Microsoft they tried to get me to renew office this year when I bought it for my new laptop last year and said fuck em
>>50575165Man, you guys really aren't about making money off this shit, are you? I never see productive discussion about the fed rates, reversal, recession vs depression vs Zimbabwe, etc. in here. Rather, it's always some stupid shit about what's happening in the next hour, day or week so that you can keep degenerately gambling. Sometimes you guys post positions and rarely do I see someone with over 100k in savings. Is this all a game to you guys? Are any of you even hoping to get rich? Why not just go to a casino?
>>50575009next bottim is probably only 380 or 370
>>50575406Why would GOOG beat with ad revenues being shit?
>>50575439poopy pony
>>50575421same lmao
>>50575009next bottim is probably only 380 or 370. Then a bounce. Maybe back up to 390 to 395. will be months before we're down to 350
>>50575421High facial asymmetry is a sign of high test.That's a man, baby.
>>50575439All different types are here
Given all that has happened in the past 9 months now, you have to be taking stupid pills to think that google and microsoft will hit their earnings. There is absolutely no way they would. Even those with room temperature iq know they will miss.
>>50575439we have huge earnings coming upGOOGL / MSFTmy post is specifically asking what is your stance on their earnings, that I am short GOOGL, aking what positions anyone here has on to play their earningsinstead of responding with anything fruitful to the discussion about GOOGL or MSFT earnings you went on a complaining hypocritical rant about thread qualitybe the change you want to seeor lurk moar
>>50574984we did it joe, we did ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAVBwmpNv9U
>>50575439>dude you need le 6 digits in blue chips to make money and retire in 40 years Go away Wallstreet
>>50575421Stop losses are for weak bitches that shit their pants.
>>50575439We here at /smg/ live to live vicariously, love to armchair quarterback and make predictions for the short term
>>50575413>why go div stockIts a short term strategy for a clown bear market. Those large caps will be heeming and struggling for a few years as they try to stay relevant where as a div stock stays relatively flat line.
Looks like MSFT beat
>>50575439>never see productive discussionUmm sweaty this is a gay sex general
Just so you guys know, I sold SIGA at 17.55.
Bros...
gambling on earnings again
>bought contracts that nobody is buyingYep :^) Only God can save my portfolio now.
>>50575406There is no way Google and Microsoft are missing
>>50575165In a true free market Google should shit the bed, but beware of their government subsidies.
look at that microsoft rally
>>50575354haven't seen this image in so long. thank you
>>50575519Soon siga sisters, which one will you buy?
>>50575374Please. If they don't hike rates to like 10%, we're completely doomed. We'll be crabbing for years. >>50575312I think the days of fighting recession/saving the petrodollar are over. I honestly don't think they care anymore. National interest is over. They realize all other currencies will inflate as much if not faster. We might be in uncharted waters. They're so desperate for optics and reelection as well. The bears say they can't reverse and have to crash the ship with no survivors yet big money is currently betting on a reversal. This world as we know it is over. >>50575382Same. There's little to no opportunity to create wealth right now.
>>50575519>there are no data>random twitter account
>>50575519Bavarian cucks btfo. All in siga antiviral treatments.
>>50575439I have lots of puts that are currently printing
>>50575519What an absolute shocker. Seems kinda like dejavu or something idk hmmm...
>>50575525just ask someone here to buy it from you dumbass...
>>50575519>wont wear a condom>but will take a vaccine with zero proof of efficacy
>>50575544
>>50575548here you go faggot nigger, page 31 of this powerpoint https://emergency.cdc.gov/coca/ppt/2022/072622_slides.pdf
>>50575091>finland's prime minister looks like a super model>we get kamala harris as VPi hate it here
>>50575566>will take a vaccine with zero proof of efficacyGet your FUCKING booster.
>>50575091>GOOGLwhy not just short GOOGL?
>>50575525Watchoo got fa sell mane?
>>50575546The only big money buying are funds that are mandated to buy... most big money and hedge funds are pulling back but retail has still been pouring money in all year this year buying dips
>>50575374You don't get it. Tomorrow is the last day that the Fed has to be hawkish and hard on fighting inflation before the GDP numbers come out the day after. By the September FOMC, the markets will be reeling and they will have no choice but to pivot or go extremely soft on any remaining hikes.150bps is a real possibility
>COINI am buying
Call me the stinky boy of wall street. when i poop my pants it just reeks
Robinhood class action lawsuit status update?
>>50575385This.Don't FOMO. Only buy what and when you believe.It's pulling back a little now, but the reversal is the same as it was last week -- low volume BS. We're out of new buyers but the people that are in are IN.There's a pretty good chance you can get back in as a retail pleb on the low-volume dip -- it won't be as big of a dip because the WHO announcement risk was a big reason we went down below 12 again -- that risk isn't present anymore. On the other hand, there's also a pretty good chance news hits and this fucker gaps up on you. All depends on your taste for risk and outlook for return, it's a lot riskier now than it was last week in the short term, but I would say a lot less risky in the mid-long term now that there's some legitimate data behind it.
>>50575608Based sharter.
>>50575450Normies continuing to buy the latest Android, I guess
>>50575488That's what I've done/did and made boat loads (especially from Covid). It's a tried and true strat in the past- might no longer work today since we're heading toward Zimbabwe. >>50575483Fair. But if I've learned anything from watching you guys, it's that the unexpected is always expected. Half these companies are China style cooking the books at this point. Idk how you can play options in such a fake and gay market. I'm a permabear and even I'm calling for line to go up eternally based on what big money is betting on (Fed reversal). I just don't get all the meme gambling on shit like SOXL and SIGA or whatever. It's like the more acceptable version of crypto/GME gambling. Then I see the positions and it's like small bids of 100-1000$ at a time. So is the market literally a casino to you guys? This should be called "gambling addicts general"
>>50575603Saved, love me some knife ears
>>50575603They dont need to be hawkish. The market bounced at last cpi because they feel its the peak inflation. Fed just sticks to plan and highly likely august cpi is 8% or lower. Bottom is in, buy.
>>50575608I just shit my pants, you and me we think alike. Maybe we should team up?
Also I can't believe walshart sharted all over my portfolio today. Thanks for Coke for having my back.
Real shit about to happen in about 10 minutesMSFT GOOGL V
>>50575602Why do I see MSM trying to promote Berkshire's (the insider trading champs) bet on a reversal. I'm pretty hesitant to bet against those who dictate the market and are known to cheat. Is MSM trying to help bait retail back in for exit liquidity? Are these guys really that greedy and are people really that stupid??
Which BWC company is a better buy? TSLA, GOOGL, or what else? Which has the best grounds in the asian/Chinese market
>>50575606A dangerous play. But it is possible the Illuminati will continue to pump their bags so they can maintain centralization over crypto.
Is it time to short SIGA
Earth Rocker bros.....what ticker can I buy to profit from this?
>>50575633Isn't it all speculation and gambling about the future anyways? Nobody in this thread including you know for certain what anything will do or not do
buy COIN you bloody basterd bhenchod
>>50575684elon is literally african
>>50575684Never trust women with large jaws. Googl has massive revenue, like $250 billion plus. Tesla is like $17 billion or something.
>>50575705>Never trust women with large jaws.Why not?
short regional banks for the next year, just not FRC. That shits bussin fr fr
>>50575705This is what “she” looks like without the airbrush. Look at that chest
>>50575716they'll bite your cock off
>>50575644What they care about is wage inflation and employment numbers, and those dictate there is still plenty of room to hike rates, and the more they can hike, the faster CPI will drop. Problem for them is there are midterms in 4 months, political pressure will be against any further hikes after Thursday. 150bps
SELL SIGA BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.RUG PULL TOMORROW SCREENCAP THIS.
>>50575633/smg/ is like trading stocks with your low in frens and learning to ride a bike with the training wheels and helmet on. Seeing the yolo and pure idiocy trades over time teaches you exactly what not to do, remember always inverse /smg/
my portfolio got clapped today, no cap
>>50575724RIP that Kindle
>>50575603There's no evidence inflation will tame itself. Since when has that ever happened? Don't we need to default on debt to bail the petrodollar out at this point? These tiny rate hikes are meaningly and they're just hoping that inflation will fix itself. Need 10%+ or we'll just keep inflating. >>50575644Zero chance. That's not how supply and demand work. People are still spending like crazy and there's so much cash on the sidelines (mine included). We're just going to stagflate our way toward Zimbabwe at this rate.
>>50575039>Valero on Thursday>XOM, CVX and PSX on FridayMy conservative portfolio of 100% NRGU is about to pay off
>>50575680i got my put options on 2 of the three as well as a significant position in SPY puts options that expire on friday about 2% out of the money. If you faggots want to stop butt fucking each other and make some g_d damn money just follow my lead. Or you can yolo into SIGA and basically embrace being a homosexual queer.
Forgive me father for I have sinned, I increased my SIGA position 10x
>>50575716Dysgenic. Same as ones with a waist that looks like a plastic doll attachment. Or too thin that you can see their trachea, or a large forehead. Just various dysgenic traits that attached to certain women to avoid.
>>50575544>Tecovirimat>vaccineAnd this is why you won’t be making any money.
I just want you guys to know that if it's another true 2008 level crisis and USD loses its reserve status, I will drink to the death of burgerland and its retarded people.
>>50575736Its fine, I shit my pants.
>>50575680Would they really release their earnings literally right the minute after close?
>>50575744I made like 100k from being early to BKKT when it was shilled here and nowhere else though.
>>50575728Hmm. I think I'll write a story about a big tech executive that gets cucked and turns into super villain and bitter incel.
*FLICK*Alexa, here we go, the big one.Let's go with 10 tick charts on MSFT and GOOG , max margin, no stop loss, double my puts. Hold my calls, the telephone ones.
Where's the USAC dump
>>50575766>USD loses its reserve statusTO WHO?!?! LMAO
>5 minutes till MSFT and GOOGL determine if the US Stock Market will go up or down the rest of the year
>>50575773why indeed.
.75 BPS but the market will dump because bulls assumed the fed was going to pivot and cut rates.
>>50575777>s into super villain and bitter incel.I think he asked his financial investors to divest from all Elon companies. Elon is denying it but seems like sergey isnt very pleased with elon.
>>50575744Truly. At this point I'm convinced these guys are just trying to see who the biggest loser is. It's the equivalent of sitting around all day drinking 40s playing dice with the homies. Complete degeneracy. Regardless, at least they're not schizo like the crypto/GME wagies.
*screams from across the room* HEY SIRI, GENOCIDE THE POORS
>>50575780i sold my SPXS for a 4% profit. I think we start green tomorrow
>>50575789Muh brics basket
>>50575766>baby reads one retarded post about usd losing reserve status and believes it
>>50575780Oh and let's pull up V on the crt for some lunch money.
YOU HAVE 4 FUCKING MINUTES GOD DAMMIT SELL ALL OF YOUR SIGA AND WALK AWAY WITH A WIN BEFORE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR EARNINGS FROM TOMORROWS RUG PULL IM TRYING TO HELP YOU GOD DAmMIT
>>50575789To uhhhhhhhh that other country which deliberately inflates their currency twice as much in order to undercut everyone else.>>50575728>>50575777Is she asian? What kind of asian is named shanahan? America is too fucking mutted.
3 more minutes to sell your SIGA shares before tomorrow's dump. This is your last chance. You were warned.
>>50575809i think your pants will be poopy
>>50575812Oh yeah peg your currency to china which randomly devalues it for exports or south africa run by nigs who think food comes from super markets. Oh yea real secure environment there.
>>50575763The many people around the world suffering from pox sores will appreciate your investment when they use SIGA's therapeutics. You are making the world a better place.
>>50575744>>50575802>/smg/
>>50575812HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>50575831Uh you forgot the economic powerhouses of Brazil and India.
>>50575681Buffet has always been the ultimate inside trader but they buy different and wait for recessions to buy controlling positions in public companies and buy out private companies. Yes the media sucks Buffet’s dick and does his bidding, when he takes a position he takes like a 5-20% position of companies that are hurting short term and over the long term they work out great over a long time horizon. Buffet most always underperforms growth in big bull markets but then comes back strong when shit starts falling apart, which is exactly what he’s doing now... Why do you think his quote about high tides running out then you see who’s swimming naked is popular, it’s his playbook, along with hostile takeovers which his 1st was Berkshire Hathaway that he kept the name of after doing a hostile takeover when the company was hurting on a downtrend
>>50575824White dad asian mom. We have every variation of mutts here and they all mix together forming a rootless mystery meat blob
>>50575766>I just want you guys to know that if it's another true 2008 level crisisYes maybe worse>USD loses its reserve statusNo, I don't like the USD but the Yuan is too manipulated to benefit China I don't think even China would want it and the Ruble is only strong because of a lack of exports to the West
we pamp tomorrow, check em
>>50575766USD is not backed by some other economic value. It is measured and enforced by unrivaled military strength.
someone post earnings so I can see the earnings on 4chan
>>50575769I shit my pants on sunday while out golfingStraight up put my shit filled underoos in the garbage right outside the clubhouse and finished my roundI cant image how bad that garbage can smelled
>>50575824you know there is a currency war going on and the name of the game is to cut your currencies value right?
With the power of repeating digits, we will never see a green day again until 2047.
here it comes goys get ready to buy puts/calls in the 15 minute window with googl/msft earnings
>>50575773Yes, rather curious, isn't it
>>50575633>I just don't get all the meme gambling on shit like SOXL and SIGA or whatever. It's like the more acceptable version of crypto/GME gambling. Then I see the positions and it's like small bids of 100-1000$ at a timeBecause you don't understand the stock market yet.If you hear a good theory, and then do some of your own research and it checks out, you toss money at it. If you have more confidence, you throw more money. If you have less confidence, you throw less. It's that simple./smg/ helps you learn the difference between FOMO and confidence. Shills will have no data and will play on emotions. People with theories will give you verifiable data points that you can go look up on your own and make your own decisions about.For instance, I made a shitton of money on oil tankers in 2020 based on smart /smg/ theory on storage capacity and contango. When WTI went negative, I closed, as did everyone else. That theory then became a shill nonsense, but you could tell when it turned that corner and was about to dump on all of the retards.You only need to be right more often than you're wrong to make money in the long term because very few equities will slap you with double digit percentage losses before you can react. Even small cap volatile shit that is shilled here will dick you 10% max MAYBE on its worst day. It's not even close to the same as crypto
>>50575705Alright I'm hoping they shit the bed soon so I can go on a buying spree then >>50575728Wow how does a girl with a chest like that pull 2 billionaires
>>50575780One minute till the biggest reddest candles you'll ever see
>>50575861But how did you score?
>>50575680That's a man
If I buy $10,000 worth of TQQQ, will I be rich in 5 years?
>>50575824Wait are you saying Zimbabwe is going to be the world economic leader?
FUCK
Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
>>50575885Her head game must be strong
siggerettes, i kneel
HERE COMES THE PAIN TRAIN
TWO MINUTES!!! OH MY GOD
It’s time.
>>50575908Siga did me well today.
MICROSOFT LMFAOOOOOOO
Just bought a cheeky put on Google
ITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVERITS OVER>ITS OVER
MICROSHART
tech and other high-lending industries just getting slaughtered today. this could be the market pricing in 100 bps.
>>50575844Fine. But he's quite literally betting on a Fed reversal which is literally betting on the end of the petrodollar as we know it. He's betting that we print to Zimbabwe while the other currencies go Weimar or whatever. That would mean that the global cabal basically decided that the Neo-Keynesian days are over. We're in totally uncharted waters and they're going for a giant exit rally or just inflate into infinity? That means the velocity of money and exploitation will be unparalleled. People will be defrauding each other with every fucking transaction. There's just no way...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA msft
Burry predicted this.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>50575861Good job, anon!
>>50575812India and Brazil are technically neutral on our foreign policy which is enough to piss the US off but they're not hostile to the US on paper at all. Doing that would absolutely end that shit and I don't think they'd be willing to do that when they could just bear the USD. South Africa too I guess but they don't matter as much, Africa isn't the next China.
>>50575930>>50575924Its not even out yet lol.
>GREEN GREEN GREENLET'S FUCKING GO
Microsoft? More like MICROSHARTGoogle? More like POOGLE.
I BET MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO ON 100 GOOGLE PUTS
well there goes MSFT...
>>50575867Off by one.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
>>50575889MSFT MSFT MSFTLETS F'N GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50575947
>>50575938Guys I thought you knew my use of "muh" was sarcastic and in no way do I think BRICS will be able to take the retarded mantle of world reserve currency.
>>50575908/cashgang/ still. still still. no clarification in the price action. volume is dismal. can't trade.
>>50575866Yeah. And the reason for that is that a worthless currency means other countries can buy your garbage for cheaper. Another race to the bottom that makes johnny not want to play.
Microsoft missed, who knew
hory shet that google price action
ITS OVERcaptcha: SPY8JSPY to 80?
There goes my hero, watch him(her) as he goes
my Microcock puts are going to print! GET FUCKED MUMU!!!!
>>50575962No I get it, it's just needed because I know some anons won't get why that's retarded
>google pumping after missingshalom
MICROSHART IN PC!
>>50575929Buffet isn’t buying for 2022 or even most of 2023 but 2024 when rates come down>MICROSOFT FUCKING MISSED!!!!!!!!!! It’s fucking over!
>>50575728that's a man baby, yeah.
>paid on fridayLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>50575681Whales remain whales by dumping on redditors.
>>50575764Yeah, she looks odd, but I could use a strong Amazonian wife though.
>>50575984Can't win with the nose clan around
>>50575947Kek retard
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
That fucking google candle lmaoooo
>>50575881Fine. But I rarely see in depth discussion or analysis. Most theories are backing by someone calling the other a "Jew" which is not unlike the crypto/GME schizos. I never see people play long here either. It's just trying to guess various hype/pump and dump stocks for a quick buck or some hilarious loss. It seems like a giant game of meme stocks. For instance, no one seems certain on the fed long term. Do they pivot and destroy the petrodollar (upending the world) or hyperinflate (also destroying the world)? Instead I see more discussion of what meme stocks are gonna do in the next hour
>>50575947>I BET MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO ON 100 GOOGLE PUTSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
lmao that candle on nasdaq futures
>ALPHABET MISSES
>>50575984alphabet misses and fucking moons. what kind of kikery is this?
>>50575982Based clarity enjoyer.
>>50575606Isn't the issue with COIN that there are many other exchanges, some with lower fees?
>>50576019>>ALPHABET MISSESBut pumps...
>>50576024priced in :^)
>GOOGL misses>Stock rockets
why is goog up? Good guidance or did the market expect them to shit the bed?
>>505758914 over on 18Not my greatest performance
Alphabet is not as bad as feared from Snap expectations last week.
>>50576024Fucking analysts gave them ridiculously low expectations and like nextflix “we only lost 1 million users instead of 2 million” fucking bullshit
nice market
>>50576033nothing personal goy
You're going to need to do a whole lot more to crash the market Bobo...
>google missespumps>microsoft missesdumpswhats the point of gambling on earnings again
>>50576030
>>50576029no the issue today is that there was some negative attention from the SEC
>google saves the markets
Is goog earning bullish for gay sex ?
>>50575893Thats a goblin
GOOG will be $70 by September.
>>50576046Shart your pants, not the back 9 is what Arnold Palmer used to say.
>>50575984>>50576024Missing earnings is bullish, as long as your company is gay enough didn't you get the memo?Clearly Microshart just wasn't inclusive enough while google was, its really just that simple.
>>50576051>is not as bad as fearedThis sentiment is what's driving everything in the market at this point
>>50576019Fuck Yes.Yes!
will snap go above $10 this week?
Lol @ everyone gambling on earnings. Maybe now you will learn your lesson.
>>50576024The same reason things 'pumped' last week will be given- it was only down X% instead of Y%.
>>50576063Wait for guidance this was bigotry of low expectations bullshit
>>50575993For rates to come down, we need inflation back to 2%; not the 20% real inflation that we're currently at. To do that, the US would have to default from raising rates to 80s levels- something we seem unwilling to do. You're saying that he's betting they're going to cause like a 90% crash, default, then return to zero within two years? And he's fine watching his investments evaporate while he sits patiently? >>5057599790% of Redditards are Indian or retarded (hence their obsession with crypto and GME)
SNAP shitting the bed so hard causes the expectations for GOOG to be priced in too low. Then missing earnings by a smallish margin=pump.
Based on these earnings guess SPY is gonna be greenmy puts ;_;
>>50576076Snap to 0
>>50576013>But I rarely see in depth discussion or analysisCorrect, good posts are about 1 in every 100 posts.But that's just 4chan.That's why its a good place for insiders to swoop in and drop info anonymously. Happens on every board.There's a reason /tv/ knows what's going to happen before every major release. You have to sift through the shit to find it though.
>Visa
>>50576064Yes, goog is the number 1 provider of globohomo propaganda to the (young) masses.
Wait, you guys aren't just buying options and hoping for price action, right?
>>50576085>90% of Redditards are Indian or retarded (hence their obsession with crypto and GME)crypto and GME to an extent is just stock market on steroids.
GOOG and V
>>50575644>Bottom is in, buy.Post pics of your all in portfolio. Can't just take an anons word for it I gotta see you putting your money where your mouth is.
>>50576070Truly a man of wisdomI probably could have shot par if I decided to let that shit go sooner
We gonna be green tomorrow
next>>50576109>>50576109>>50576109
meanwhile VIX shits itself thank you (((cboe)))
>>50576086Reddit then fomos after hours to pump it higher. MSFT moves up in tandem with algorithms. Morning comes and people take profits. The end.
>>50576106Why is your swear blue bobo?
>>50576105True. Just a lot dumber participants and tiny market cap. Oh, and it's not backed by ANYTHING whatsoever. That's kind of the big one. >>50576089It's mind numbing to do so. There used to be way more insider details. These days, it's all just Pajeet and Nigerian scam/crypto maxis and degen gamblers playing slots on meme stocks. When is Powell going to come in here and announced that we're all fucked??
>>50576076Snap is not investor focused it is founder focused. Yiu have no voting power as a shareholderSnap is a scam for the founders to get rich and dump stock.
Msft going back up lmaoGoogle going upVisa beatTexas instruments beatBulls win. I cannot wait for Apple to finally heem you Lil bobo
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>>50576013Feel free to lurk more because I’ve had dozens of discussions about hyperinflation vs letting the economy crash and saving the dollar on /smg/. We’ve discussed it so much that it’s basically like beating a dead horse. No telling what the Fed decides to do. They play their cards very close to the vest. The investment firms and their algos are even worse with the head fakes. We’re in clown market, anon. Chill the fuck out and try to make some money instead of complaining about anons sniping or scalping. You’re here to make money and anticipate the next thing, not be an economist.
>>50576137>Oh, and it's not backed by ANYTHING whatsoever. That's kind of the big oneTrue but then again nothing is backed by anything these days, just promises and shit
>>50576085You forget the kind of money Buffet has control of the tips of his fingers, a few year of price fluctuations don’t matter to him since he’s investing years out. The fed will cause a recession just depends on how bad and the reason they’re hiking rates is because that’s the only tool they have to fuck with the economy as a whole making borrowing or less expensive. If they weren’t jacking rates then they would have zero ability to fight anything down the road, so eventually when something breaks we enter a recession and the fed will cut rates but we’re talking a year or more from now before they will even consider a rate cut
>>50575439I make big plays on rare occasion but most people on here are most like 3 or 4 figure networths. Probably why they almost never post their portfolio. For an anonymous place they sure hide their portfolios. As for why my plays only happen on rare occasion? Cause I'm almost never confident on a move, market almost always does the opposite of what I do (inversing myself doesnt seem to work). Just need one more big play that is a minimum 2x so I can go from 5 figures to 6 figures. Get a 2x and I stop gambling for a while.
i mean all these misses regarding all these corporate earnings are setting the table so to speak for what will be the worst GDP report we have seen since covid.
>>50575555Such as?Down nearly 50% on puts that are months out from about week back (annoying how it rarely stays in the direction I bet). I may as well play short term at this point if every move loses this hard even when they near leap status.
>>50576013I can confirm that there are at least 2 of us long volatility as we speak. But your boomer ass doesn't really know what that means do you because its not fundamental analysis.>PS it is da joos tho...
>>50576265This shit will sell off before open after reality sets in, even fucking chipotle missed and pumped which is another dagger in the back of what consoomers are changing spending
>>50576271How are you longing vol? UVIX calls,uvxy shares? Vxx? Just straight VIX?
>>50576153>After market matters>Credit cards matter>Apple mattersOk moomer