/biz/ - Business & Finance

Baggot your gookfu left you a vocaroo. You might want to listen to this...

https://voca.ro/17IdsFZ5wC3o

Show yourself Siga sisters trans fag dilate poop monkey

Siggy bros....

>Rent is almost $2,000/month here
>I still choose to complain about a $20 bump in my escrow to my coworkers
Guess they should've chosen to be a landowner instead of wasting their money on flying out to protests against Trump

First for OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>time
>immemorial

I'm beginning to think I'm not very good at this whole investing thing.

>>50573091
I aint not monkey call gurl.

>>50573092
Gee golly mister, I hope it won't spread to children.

For me its CMRX

>>50573054
SIGA BROS WON, SMG LOST

GOOGxers…

VIX bros....

>>50573126
The retarded version of SIGA?

>>50573105
Mammotharino watched the Sopranos too, I see

>>50573054
Oh man the bulls are desperate- Sell signal confirmed.

>>50573092
this is so fucking obvious

>>50573130
$20 tomorrow.

Intcels winning, fabless losers like nvidia get nothing

>>50573092
just stay away from faggots

>>50573123
jesus...
the camp nightwing girl is one of those who rims on the first date

When does the rape hikes happen?

>>50573180
Tomorrow. 100bps.

I think I might buy a straddle on SIGA...

>>50573173
they are telling you whats going to happen, not what may happen. you are literally an NPC if you didnt realize this yet

>>50573174
You fucking zoomer. If you don’t know the parent trap twins all is lost for culture

SIGA top based on the Elliott Wave forecast is $17.50. Get out now or go short until $13.

>>50573174
>rims on the first date

>>50573211

>>50573200
I refuse to jump in a meme play.
>SIGA will rug pull just like every other meme here

>>50573123
>children

>>50573088
I can't, if I hear her voice I might get sad.

>>50573226
That's why I'm thinking straddle... calls and puts...

>>50573211
you said the same damn thing at 15.50 you retard, you cant do TA on this

I think it's so funny newfags think it's a meme because I'm creating these shitty avatars for shits and giggles.

>>50573088
and thank you for reminding me, i forgot to take my deer antlers today. no wonder i'm losing on SIGA, you know what they say, "You can't trade on low T"

>>50573245
It’s fucking annoying and wish you were name fagging so I could filter your gay ass

>>50573113
I am the bestest at investing.

>>50573054
SIGA chads i am euphoric again, might be time to sell

>>50573054
please dont give me false hope with this image

TA deez nuts lmao trace lines until your right and then say I told you so fuck off tea leaf reading faggot I'm investing in fisting twinks one on each hand into total prolapse. Medical event, ambulances called.

>was going to post about SIGA shilling problem
>couldn't post as it was considered spam

biz is dead

>>50573263
Hasnt even made it to the news cycle. The "other" place only mentioned it 8 times in their daily discussion this morning. Still a looong way to go until its peaked.

Doubling down in UVXY 12c 7/29

>>50573211
Bought some super cheap siga puts this morning at open They dumped 80% instantly before siga even moved. But they don’t expire until the 19th next month so I’ll hold onto them because there’s still way more upside than downside

So why is intel still dumping

SIGA was always a midwit filter. Only the stupid and the smart will make it off it.

>>50573249
Baggot, she's not coming back... She's with best leader now... I'm sorry.

>>50573092
alawys meant to be

>>50573054
>+0.01%
/smg/ thinks it's a bullrun
>-1% but up from -1.5% for the day
/smg/ still thinks it's a bullrun

Why are you like this

>>50573258
I think you are on the wrong board. Do you know where you are anon?? you seem lost..

>>50573141
I don’t get how to profit from this

>>50573285
Retard-genius alliance is undefeated still

Non siga sisters get fucked.

Guys, I don't think MP is going to be the windfall you think it is. Unless the government is hiding the real infection numbers because 'muh fags'. Also, if it doesn't directly impact generation Woodstock, there won't be any reaction.

>>50573290
Bro she's in Jinju, there's no way she's part of Lil' rocketman's harem.

Just put everything I has into ko puts

>>50573173
>>50573202
its pretty obvious that it can easily spread. People fudding here are absolutely furious they missed out and dont realize it hasnt even begun yet

>>50573301
No he's right you are an annoying fagget

>>50573200
I trade a lot of straddles/strangles and volatility. You're going to get fucked if the options liquidity is low. Your entry point won't be great, and selling the individual legs (even if at the same time) will be worse. The bid/ask spread will rape your delta gains.

Wtf is going on I don't even know anymore

>>50573341
id say that webm was a pretty good metaphor for exactly whats going on

>>50573335
I ain't no faggot. I am siga sis. Don't dead name me you bigot faggot.

>>50573330
Why KO? Do you hate that boomer guy that posts here that much?

I think it’s hilarious that retards think Mpox needs to be Covid for SIGA to go to $100.
It just needs to be a reoccurring endemic STD. That’s it. You fucken midwits are hilarious. Do you even know SIGAs marketcap?

>>50573341
How to basic was a woman all along?

Why are we rallying?

>>50573341
i imagine little pieces of the foam and whatever else fall off every time it's touched. i hate this webm

>>50573263
sell and get back in- well done anon

>>50573322
I made this mistake with COVID. I called Biontech, but realized Pfizer would be first to market and backed out.

But the shit is global anon. Global.
If that's the case, then it doesn't really matter. It doesn't have to be a pandemic. Demand will outstrip supply so drastically that it will require more suppliers to get in the market because there are SO MANY FUCKING FAGGOTS on this Earth

have SIGA
should a I get a stack of TNXP for fun too?

I solded

>>50573361
poors are poors for a reason.

>The county my parents live in just bought mpox vaccines from Bavarian Nordic
Its happening.

I just shorted SIGA at 17.50. See you at 13.

>>50573341
So this is the power of a strong independent woman...wow

>>50573341

>>50573341
I have to try this now. That looks fucking awesome.

>>50573393
Yes it is.. It has begun.

>>50573341
>hard material on a soft substrate

So, I guess she doesn’t intend for anyone to sit on that big pile of shit, huh?

I wish I listened to the SIGA anons about not buying calls and just buying stocks, I got completely blown the fuck out even though it's climbing just because of bad timing.

Is this how u diversify in beer markt?

>>50573357
Kek. However, like I said this doesn't impact boomers, who make up the majority of the government, so its not going to happen.
>>50573378
COVID is transmitted through the air. It might be a false equivalency to compare the two illnesses.

>>50573396
Let’s see it. This is my position a few hours ago.

>>50573411
Lol retard

>>50573054
>things are still red, but not as red as they were at the daily low
Bobo btfo fed pivot soon negative gdp and a recession is actually bullish because it means we'll reach the bottom sooner and can go back up daddy jpow has our backs diamond hands *rocket emoji*

>>50573423
>COVID is transmitted through the air. It might be a false equivalency to compare the two illnesses.
Correct, the more direct analogy would be HIV, the last homo illness.
Remind me what happened with that one? Did they stop fucking? Also, are there more people in the world now, or less? Also, is there more global travel now, or less?

Check the M1 Money Supply

>>50573428
btw GOVX has a <30m market cap.

>>50573439
so many sell signals today

>>50573330
Why would anybody buy options on something like KO?

>>50573411
>he didn't buy ITM calls

>Dat MCD
>Dat KO

Goddamn best stocks I ever bought.

>>50573364
>>50573373
>>50573397
>>50573398
>>50573408
It's a joke you autists

I have 868 UVXY 13 calls and I am holding them to zero. After this I spend the last bit of my money pretending to move far away and the I kill myself while my family just thinks I ghosted them.

>>50573335
The more annoyed you are the funnier it gets. That's how memes are born hahaha

>>50573141
Still long!

>>50573497
I mean yeah women are a joke but that's still not an excuse to make a chair like that.

>>50573502
screenshot or LARP

>>50573506
based

The only reason SIGA isn't $9 right now is because that fat fuck Tedro decided to overrule the advisory panel because 'muh poor oppressed homos'. SIGA anons just got lucky, that's all.

MSFT bros...... what the fuck is happening

I just opened a 6 million short on Siga. I've been in this space for decades, people like me never lose. This is your final chance to sell.

>>50573522
>muh poor homos
its going to mutate and spread you fucking mental midget

>>50573472
You can make plays off of the dividend dates.

>>50573522
If not this meeting then the next one.
You
Are
A
Midwit

>>50573522
This. MP will NEVER spread like Covid.

>>50573513

test

>>50573532
Thanks, just bought more.

>>50573464
I just assume the most aggressive bulls are actually shitposting. No one can look at the past 6 months of economic data and be like "yeah but this time it's different, summer bottom!" without being completely retarded.

>>50573411
Learn to buy butterfly spreads. They are super cheap, and you won't lose to theta or vega, like on calls or puts, you can get a 10x, and unlike selling credit spreads if your wrong you're aren't on the hook for massive payouts. It's kinda the best of all worlds, you can even make money if it crabs in a lot of cases

>>50573557
best of luck with earnings, fomc, and gdp

>>50573530
more like Microshart amirite bro

>>50573557
well al-fuckin-righty then. good chance on those going ITM. I thought you had shorter dated calls by the sound of your original post

>>50573522
Covid had fewer than 100 cases when they declared PHEIC, the board members who have dealt with fag diseases knew where this was going at 3k. they declared at 17k cases so no they didn't get lucky you are just a mad contrarian faggot that missed out.
womp womp

>>50573532
Nice try.

>>50573454
>Correct, the more direct analogy would be HIV, the last homo illness.
I'm not really old enough to remember any thing about it. At school they told us "HIV panic was racist, sexist, homophobic... white peoples fault... do better... ect... ect.." This illness doesn't seem to be as fatal (unless the real numbers are being covered up, i.e. fag died of MP is labeled a corona death). If it isn't as fatal I people won't panic.

2 hours and 10 minutes.

>>50573509
me too
jpow will pump my bags

>>50573454
Also, is there more public money for protecting people from themselves.

>>50573577
Nothing will happen lmao. This is a purposefully bad trade.

The -$140,000 YTD screenshot will be funny tho

>>50573522
>SIGA anons just got lucky, that's all.
these sister fucking cishet chuds are so mad. imagine betting against a high test chad like pic related

>>50573532
I was a little early with my put purchase, but I am still confident we'll get a -20% day real soon, and by real soon I mean tomorrow, lol.

>>50573574
>encouraging retards who barely understand how options work to buy esoteric derivatives made by 300 IQ bigbrain quants
A-anon....

>>50573554
You haven’t realized yet but you’re already infected. Have someone check with your pants off

>>50573532
Stop role playing as Shkreli

>>50573590
enphase is going to crush. I bet theres been a massive shift into solar
>inb4 seething gasfags

>>50573463
Lol, how many anons ITT are FUDding their SIGA bags?

We sure do like to have fun around here.

>>50573532
Fuck off shkreli

>>50573557
>>50573502

August expiration retard, the SPY will literally make a new low next month. Next time don’t be a retard and use UVXY to buy vol

>>50573557
you still have 100k lmao. Why would you kill yourself while still being able to dump that shit at anytime for 100k that you could fomo into anything else.

meanwhile.

>>50573574
>implying brokers give the necessary option’s approval to people with no proof of income
“I’ll kill myself if i go broke” is not what gets brokers to let you write options

>>50573497
Why waste $100s of dollars and days of productive working time to make some shitty piece of “art” as a joke? Why do simps like you always justify everything a pretty girl does?

>>50573298
I'm colorblind

>>50573614
>>50573620
WTF that's shkreli who posts that shit

>>50573605
They really aren't that difficult and have a ton of advantages

>>50573263
Hell yeah that's awesome. Sell and congratulations

>>50573522
You fucking retard, you big retard, yoh really dont get it do you. Infectious disease is a business.

>>50573497
So was the post you responded to
>the autism is coming from inside the house

>>50573646
Jesus Christ, man, don't blow it

>>50573591
My amateur technical analysis agrees. It's due to pop above the 20MA. Currently sitting above the 200MA

>>50573263
You know the drill, good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell. Congrats anon.

>>50573643
You can buy even do them on Robinhood

>>50573330
some people just don't have it in them

>>50573591
>jpow will pump my bags
another sell signal

>>50573200
>>50573336
I just looked at the SIGA options chain. I was wrong. The liquidity is there. You're overpaying for the IV with the straddles but it's not the worst idea in the world.

>>50573684
You dont understand what we are trading. Go ahead and sell midwit. Make my day!

>>50573689
why straddle instead of short

Guys... I'm a Radiant Heirophant level Elder of Technical Analysis and SIGA has peaked according to the sacred indicators... I've opened a 10 million dollar short position. This is your one warning.

>>50573698
what are you trading?

>>50573708
short premium instead of naked equity always

>>50573723
that sweet, sweet volatility

>>50573612
so that means anything fags touch can/will be infected, including doorhandles and mail

>>50573589
the tl;dr is that HIV was an STD that was once a huge deal, sparked most of the STD-related education that you probably had as a young person. Once it started hitting celebrities people went apeshit. Even though few of them actually died, AIDs (the condition brought on by HIV) is a truly gruesome slow death, so a lot of money was spent to find a solution so that Magic Johnson wouldn't suffer the fate of poor homosexuals. Now, billions of dollars later, HIV is a non-thing.

Dumb money thinks this will be the next COVID, which it won't.
Midwit money thinks this is a meme -- because it is, and making money off of gay sex is actually hilarious
Smart money doesn't care if it's the next COVID as long as it infects enough people around the globe and is gross enough (even if it's not deadly) to force governments to buy the therapy that SIGA currently has a monopoly on.

>>50573592
Basically.
Every once in a while /smg/ gets it right.
You have to swim through months of garbage to get there, but once in a while there's a diamond in that mound of poo.

>>50573745
Yeah and including sheets in hotels.

>>50573643
>he thinks you need "proof of income" to trade options
Tell me how I know you have no actual experience with options. They don't ask for "proof" and I don't think even check employment history. I got approved for everything besides naked calls.

It’s your last chance to shart tech.

>>50573710
Nice try faggot. I have a PHD in astrology and my latest readings tells me SIGA will continue to go up and down, but eventually up to infinity and beyond.

>tfw SIGA is making me rich under budget and ahead of schedule

I sold SIGA because retards are being a bit too exuberant right now

>>50573341
shit looks like it came from the thumb-thumb base from fucking spy kids bro wtf

>>50573689
That degenerate whore isn't wearing any panties

>>50573689
I don't have any settled cash right now, but maybe tomorrow I'll throw away a couple grand on it...

>>50573756
...and money

>>50573708
Same reason the IV is high. Potential for a massive move in either direction.

>>50573754
Who is Jynneo

>>50573813
That is Janus.

>>50573813
Bavarian nordic.

>>50573341
>just put all those toxic foam chemicals in the inside your home

>>50573771
>short premium instead of naked equity always
well played- im gunna get back in if it falls again

slow recovery to green eod cuz this market is literally kikified jew bullshit and can never hold a fucking proper red day

>that AAPL pump
lol

bros dont look at the 02M10Y

>>50573646
No that guy is roleplaying. There’s honestly a good chance he posted in last thread as he tweeted “short siga” and then not long after there was a post here about shorting siga that matched how he types. He tends to type in lowercase and with smiley faces and he likes to hang around in retail degenerate investing circles.

>>50573771
>selling right before king fauci announces lockdowns and tpoxx as primary treatment
LMAO, NPC logic

Holy priced in.
Why doesn't it go down anymore?

>>50573843
based

>>50573852
This. Still waiting on CDC declaring it an emergency and biden shaking hands with ceos.

Which faggot said yesterday it was gonna be a green day?

Sold my SIGA bros, I'm sorry. Literally never seen 60% returns over two weeks in my life

>>50573854
bad news - priced in
good news - never priced in ever, not even once

>>50573854
alphabet/microsoft earnings in ~2 hours, dont worry it'll go down alright, but only when you wont be able to sell

>>50573771
I bought shares and just put a stop on

>that single red candle
lol

What’s an honest years end PT on SIGA? $25?

........

>>50573054
I agree with Goldman Sachs downgrading Paramount for not embracing diversity. Top Gun was a total failure and would have been way better if it was a black transwoman flying around in a rainbow colored jet shooting dildos for our children to enjoy instead of that racist Tom Cruise. Amazon, netflix, and disney are clearly winning the streaming wars because the majority of their shows have strong lead LGBTQ+A2PRK-BIPOC characters and themes. When will /biz/ learn that diversity is our strength.

>>50573874
well played- we will get in on next dip

>>50573895
entirely depends on how much the faggots keep fucking without regard AND how soon it spreads to non-degenerates

>interview with boomer
>chill, fun, get a call for next round

>interview with gen x’er
>asshole, cold, every nightmare you hear about for interviews

Gen X ruined the hiring process, not boomers.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

gimme a second guys i'm selling, NDQ will return to normal crabbing after I'm done

>>50573754
>every once in a while /smg/ gets it right

This really reminds me of GME circa December 2020. The stars are aligned and it’s time for some of us to make money off a fucking biotech… A BIOTECH! Every trader worth their salt knows not to gamble on biotechs and has probably lost money on one or more over their careers.

This is the kind of shit you tell your friends about years down the road.

>>50573689
I wish I had a tall slender alien wife like this

>>50573897
Lol
And we're definitely not shitposters, just misunderstood fun havers

What calls shoulud I buy on ENPH. They all seem way too expensive. But I think they will crush earnings

it aint much compared to some of the richfags here but it's honest work

>>50573833
Great Stuff and it’s analogs are already in your home/apartment. It’s a common building material used to fill voids.

>>50573897
Oy Vey! Calling it a recession is anti semetic, literally Hitler!

>>50573937
Based. I made like $700 so far. Not much eitehr but we are just getting started.

>>50573918
Nah this is more like CLF and the tranny that shilled it relentlessly only to be 100% right

sup siga bros just made this comic

Cant even post a cartoon of a tiny hat man rubbing his hands together with and type no words without still offending reddit tyrant tranny jannies.

>>50573937
28% growth is amazing, good job.

>>50573961
that tranny also lost a shitload of money on CLF despite being right
I'm shorting siga

>>50573897
Okay, then, give me my money back, please

>>50573054
This OP aged well.
Also, you moonkeypox ridden faggots need to stop crashing 4chan’s servers.

It's motherfucking OVER

What’s a good high beta dogshit tech stock to short before close when earnings tank tech tomorrow? Was thinking NVDA

>>50573899
anon, I--

>>50573987
Boeing

>>50573970
hah.
all my shares are in a roth account too. get fucked IRS

>>50573897

>>50573953
>anti semetic
I'm actually a huge fan of jewish titties.

AAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DID I BUY SNDL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

alright you guys have convinced me, i have closed my puts on siga and bought call options, while i maintain a significant short position in the much broader S&P 500 index fund.

as this pandemic evolves and we see more people getting stricken with the virus, you're going to see more public outcry and eventually we're going back to the draconian lockdowns we saw 2 years ago under the trump administration except this time it's going to be 1000x worse because biden is going to do everything in his power to destroy the country so China can eat out lunch.

>>50573983
She sucked a gay man’s dick. Very sad. Many suck cases.

I unironically believe gay/bi (gays in denial) men should have to put themselves on a registered list so they can’t spread diseases to straight folk anymore.

Where is the USAC crash I was promised?
I mean.. I keep selling at a profit and buying back my puts cheaper, but it doesn't normally crab like this between the ex-div and record dates.

>>50573092
Going to go up to 100 a share by EOY, I have a bump on my cock shaft too

I might be hooked...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

Just dump already.

Trump won.

beautiful market Brandon, beautiful economy Brandon.

>>50574026
NO!!! Don't fuck this up for me baggot. Close your calls and go short again!!!

The Ashkenazis are back from lunch I see

Siga just needs to pump another 35% for me to break even on my overall stock investments!

I want to die

I just got approved for a margin account! yay!

>>50573918
>This really reminds me of GME circa December 2020.
ok but the difference is with GME retail was bored and flush with easy come easy go stimulus cash to juice a meme pump with. nobody has discretionary income now, everyone is back to work, this is not an environment conducive to giant meme pumps.

I'm feeling a power hour coming

>>50573754
Fuck it, you make a decent enough argument. I'm in. I'll spend this weekends beer money on SIGA.

>>50573848
What’s shekreli twitter handle?

>>50574119
People are desperate and quitting their jobs to live with family on savings and wait until things get better. They have money to spend on random shit since they can’t afford anything big like a house, kids, or car

>>50573341
>Not using a roller or spray painting tool

:/

>>50574109
c'mon Spin, you're in Florida, just go buy some 20 something year old a drink in the bar chat her up for a few minutes and ask her if she wants to come back to your place.

>>50574115
That's bearish for your account fren

>>50574158
I cant do that, I am very ugly

>>50574109
what did you do?

wrote 10 SQQQ puts last week. ride them? what are the chances AAPL shits the bed?

>>50573979
I recall them making over 1 mil from CLF

>>50574172
account down 9001 dollars today

>>50574171
Have you considered becoming less ugly?

>>50574179
they actually hit nearly 2 mil at one point before they got fucked

moar new promo art

>>50574171
You should turn gay. You will getting ass every weekend.

>>50574179
>I recall them making over 1 mil from CLF
Didn't xer start shilling DWAC right after that?

EXCUSE ME DEAR OPTIONS NERDS. PLEASE SUGGEST ME A CALL OPTION FOR ENPHASE. THANK YOU

>>50574120
yes, but it tastes sour- as will tomorrow

>tfw you're wearing headphones and think someone is walking outside your room until you notice its just your heart racing because of all the adderall you took to pay attention to the sticks

>>50574187
barber fucked my shit up
and then i shaved my face

now i look like a pinhead retard

>GOOGL
>MSFT
>META
How bad is it

>>50574150
>people are moving back in with family to save money and batten down until things are better
>people also have fat wads of cash to blow on meme stocks
choose one and only one

>>50574214
8/19 200c

>>50574186
OVER 9000????

>>50573866
This is when I exit a large portion as well.
It will be peak FOMO at that point.

>>50573502
>I am holding them to zero.

If you're holding anything to zero, you're never had a plan to begin with. You wouldn't have cashed out even if you're up 300%.

>>50574177
high

>>50574171
Well if that's going to be your attitude I guess you're right, but what have you got to lose. I mean you want to give up before you even try.

>>50574119
gme was the actual canary in the coalmine.

>he doesn't know about the coordinated attacks from less than a handful of funds against numerous other entities as part of a larger operation in the us govt strategy against china

>>50574223
Surely you still look better than baggot though right?
And baggot can get girls so all you have to do is fix your hair, grow out your beard again, go dwarf mode and crush ales with wenches.
Just all in SIGA while you wait for your hair to grow back so you have the funds to bar hop for puss.

>>50574177
I’m short NVDA from last week when it hit 180. Short tech right now is the move

>>50574245
It applies to me and people I know at least. I put my remaining stimulus check into SIGA, not like I have any other expenses

>>50574222
go take a walk

>>50574171
dude ugly guys can get good pussy too you just gotta not be a little bitch. Watch some Stavros Halkias comedy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50574263
>gme was the actual canary in the coalmine
No it IS the canary in the coalmine, it's indicating whether retarded retail investors have capitulated or not

>>50574222
Checked and how can i get adderal

>>50574264
Baggot is also Jewish. He bought his gookfu from a shipping container, not the same thing

>>50574271
>>50574177
Pic

>>50574271
NVDA and AMD are absolutely fuckerino'd from the crypto crash

>>50574281
>>50574263
what the fuck is a canary doing in the fucking coal mine?

>>50574281
lol lol lol this is far bigger than what you think

For fuck's sake I should just kill myself

SIGA up 200 holy shit.

I hate these niggers so damn much

>>50574300
he was a retail investor

i moved from kold to TECL
because of semis
am i going to make it

Ev1 all in weekly OTM GOOGL puts right?

>>50574300
Waiting to die unironically

>>50574277
is cum town done for?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50573974
>>50573958
cheers, I just took profit at $17.59...will buy back in once it dips a bit.

Anyone else incredibly bullish on $ET right now? Been loading up on shares over the last few months. At 2,193 right now.

>>50574249
that shit is expensive man
>>50574337
I just got turned on to him, only really seen his youtube content but I plan on listening to cumtown. in other words, I dont know.

Dude is funny as fuck though.

>>50574340
>>50574280
Stop screaming pls

>>50574354
stavros please stop

>>50574346
well played

>>50574351
I have it, I don't like it.
What is your thesis?

Is a better play this siga bagholding shit or puts on coinbase ?

Is there ever a time to buy bonds? Or is it just ibonds when they return 9% because of the inflation right now

I'll shit bricks if they reverse the tape when MSFT and GOOGL kill it

>>50574337
yes, cumtown is done. stav left, because he's a moneywhore (moreso than the jew and ratbitch)

>>50574370
i bonds have a 5 year lock up, fuck that

>>50574300
canaries are very sensitive to low oxygen. Miners would take canaries into the mines and the canaries would die before the miners giving them chance to get out.

>>50574318
It is going to keep going until the midterms in November. I figure the pic related stimulus is to get nig-nogs out to the polls.

>>50574357
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50574391
Its 1 year, 5 year is just the punishment period, where if you pull the money out before the 5 year period expires you lose 3 months of interest.

>>50574391
one year

>>50574361
you got me dude, congratulations
>>50574391
>>50574407
>>50574412
interdasting. im still l.earning about these ibonds but I am going to make like 300k this year so why not throw 10k in garaunteed 9%.

>>50574371
What is it with korean women and putting sparkles under their eyes? I mean my gookfu does this exact same thing.

loading up bullish credit spreads on CMG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's over

>>50573054
Is it too late to buy SIGA yet?

>>50574402

>bonds
Lmao OK grandpa let's get you your apple sauce and sleepy pills. And you can tell me about the time you made 2% off of a tip that you got from Henry Ford.

>>50574422
Trying to distract from their tiny insect eyes

>>50574421
im glad you left that shitty commie podcast

>>50574421
The interest rate lock is for 6 months, so it'll probably be ~10%, then 6%, then 4%, when it drops under 3% is when you will want to let it run the 3 months and then pull it out.

>it's another "bulls keep buying the dumps and then get dumped on" episode

>>50574422
You know how human eyes sparkle a bit and it makes them look alive? Well other species have to emulate that effect somehow

>>50574354
true, Stav is a jolly dude but I find Nick funnier when hes off his meds, which is always.
>>50574376
that sucks, some good stuff done while they were together. cant imagine the money is better than on the pod, weren't each of them getting high 6 figures?

>>50574365
>Company doesn't rely on oil prices versus other companies in the industry
>Strong leadership and no signs of insider selling
>Execs been accumulating more
>Every analyst is projecting AT LEAST $15
>Strong dividend so even if it stalls for a bit who cares
>Recently bought out another similar company

Everything has been so bullish for ET. Really, I think the fear in the market is the only thing preventing it from breaking out and with earnings next Wednesday, I think it's primed to go feral.

>never get that big dump cum it all out feeling because of the constant slurping
>never get to see that big old 5 days only down like back in june again

>>50574446
im glad you're a dumb nigger
>>50574487
nick who
>>50574449
also good to know

>>50574445
that can't be right, why would she try to distract from her eyes by making them sparkle and stand out even more.

is it too late to get into SIGA?

>>50574504
>>50574454

>>50574318
Its fine, the oil bottom is in. Shorts are closing and the net long positions have increased. Just waiting on JPow to do his thing.

>>50573557
you inspire me to lose all my money too

>>50574494
Interesting thoughts. I was hopeful for a breakout as it approached 12.50. But I guess it all goes to this one:
>Strong dividend so even if it stalls for a bit who cares
>who cares

>>50574548
Nah, the water's fine, today is one of those no thinking just swim kind of days. #ThinkorSwim

>>50574179
>them
Get the fuck outta here, cocksucker.

>>50574318
China needs more oil does it?

>>50574440
No, I just got in today

>>50574573
I don't blame ya for wanting to get out. Oil as a whole is in a weird place right now and volatile as fuck. I'd wait for after earnings and go from there.

>>50574595
Why aren't burgers shooting politicians and hanging them from lamp posts yet?

>>50574600
>>50574585
This is the top, SIGA will be releasing damaging info after hours today. Get out before you get jewed harder than you know

my COIN bear credit spreads doing a lil sumn sumn kekekkeke
*giddies*

>>50574623
too "busy". likely manufactured to be this way.

>>50574548
If you cannot handle being down 20-30% in a day don't get in, but if you think long term a few dollar moves ain't shit when it's going to go up into $50-$100.

>>50574623
Perplexing eh? The country is so obviously compromised and yet 2nd amendment snoys will do nothing

>>50574629
good chance of happening.

>>50574629
Look at the date on those calls, just like my crypto backed IRA, I'm in this for the long haul.

>>50574536
nick mullen, his bits on the podcast are hilarious most of the time. Check out some cumtown comps on youtube

>>50574641
toppest of top keks

>>50573557
You're gonna make it

>>50574660
300% of daily average volume, definitely not a warning sign of massive rugging getting ready to happen

lmao Stavros barely got pussy. The only girls that would fuck him were the ones that used him to further their own comedy careers. Guy is fucking disgusting and fatter than ever.

>>50574440
Nope. The only way this can go sour is if the WHO flipflops yet again and says "uh... actually it's not a pandemic!" Short of that, on our current course, it's going to $100 in my opinion.

>>50574701
Hope you’re trading on European Time

>JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK
>JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK
>JYNNEOS VACCINE DOES NOT WORK
CDC JUST NOW

>>50574545
The make up makes the slanted eye look bigger, which is more feminine and cute

is mark cuban's generic drug company publically traded yet? Cost Plus Drugs

>>50574693
thats not the point. the point is fat and ugly guys can still get good pussy. you hate the guy all you want.

>>50574719
Lmao

New thread?
Someone please link, I'm on mobile.
Thanks in advance.

>>50574719
Source?

>>50574740
>ugly guys can still get good pussy
Only he got mediocre pussy unless he put down money for good coochie

>>50574767
Standing by for link.
Ready and waiting.

-Dog

>>50574772
nigga I bet you get no coochie. the fuck are you on biz trying to argue about how much pussy a fat ugly comedian really gets. are you really that pathetic

>>50574768
The Zoom webinar

>>50574654
Shoo shoo, CIA.

>>50574788
lmao Continue to defend Stav, you projecting faggot

>>50574654

>>50574811
Bake nigger and quit talking about which comedians get no pussy fat or lanky

>>50574554

What's the best way to long oil at this time

>>50574811
>haha projection
the only person who would waste their time responding to what I said the way you did is someone who gets no vagene.

>>50574830
agreed

>>50574719
Fake news

Pat-a-cake, pat-a-cake, baker's man.
Pat it and prick it, and mark it with /SMG/,
Put it in the oven for Baggie and me.

>>50574623
Most people just want to live their lives and be left alone, simple as.
>>50574654

NEW
>>50574896
NEW
>>50574896
NEW
>>50574896

>>50574789
All good news. Teledoc TPOXX incoming fucking kek.
https://emergency.cdc.gov/coca/ppt/2022/072622_slides.pdf

>>50574494
Enjoy that k1 next august