/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50573292
post the word nigger on linkedin

>>50573292
Put it all in a stable dividend aristocrat etf that pays monthly and enjoy fat checks every month. Now I can spend the money like a retard while not being retarded

>>50573292
>what would i do?
nothing. absolutely nothing
>keep it from ruining my life?
not be a retard monkey brain flaunting pavement ape..

I would give everyone I give a shit about like 100k then take everyone out for an unbelievable night at some degenerate ass city like Las Vegas. At the same time trip on 6 grams of shrooms. After a month of traveling the world with my family I would drop millions of various cryptos and stocks and maybe what this anon said >>50573342

>>50573292
Put it in a high dividend ETF, keep my job until they piss me off.

Don't tell a single family member or friend.

My first purchase will be bait to go fishing.

>>50573292
>What would you do if you won
Retire, build my dream house and travel
>what would you do to keep it from ruining your life?
Easy I'd tell anyone who asked me for money to fuck off. Trust me I wouldn't have a problem with this.

>>50573485
>Don't tell a single family member or friend.
With most lotteries this isn't an option

>>50573570
>With most lotteries this isn't an option
Thank you based Massachusetts for letting me get a lawyer to pick up the winnings for me

I’d give my parents 25 million for raising me and then I’d become far right George Soros

>>50573570
>Right now only seven states allow lottery winners to maintain their anonymity: Delaware, Kansas, Maryland, North Dakota, Texas, Ohio and South Carolina.

And other states you can form a trust to collect it anonymously.

/biz/ is just the water cooler for neets and "wfh" neets.

Dump a shit ton into HBAR and hope the HBAR foundation makes me a shit ton more. Pretty much buy a house and a car. Travel see the world. As for other people, I know who deserves it and who doesn't.

>>50573292
I would finance a communist revolution in the US. For fun.

>>50573292
I just dont want to worry about how im going to provide for my family in ever uncertain times, as i get older and my body cant perform like it used to. literally thats all i want. i used to dream about playing vidya all day and chilling. but really all i want is to be able to rest and not worry.

i tried to leave the country with crypto profits, but covid vaxmandates fucked me at every turn. then the crash destroyed what little profits i had left. so essentially im trapped in burgerland as violence and inflation escalates.

meanwhile, the president of the united states gives away billions and tries to disarm us at every turn.

>>50573292
Take the 30 year annuity. At the very least if I’d go crazy with my money I’d be guaranteed a check for the next 30 years.

>>50573292
Quit waging
My life is already ruined

Pay off my student loans.

>Bu commercial building for family business
>buy beach house
>buy secret condo for degeneracy
>pay parents house off
>buy a rare Ferrari
Can’t think of much else

Congratulations! You just won millions of dollars in the lottery! That's great.

Now you're fucked.

No really.

You are.

You're fucked.

If you just want to skip the biographical tales of woe of some of the math-tax protagonists, skip on down to the next comment, to see what to do in the event you win the lottery.

You see, it's something of an open secret that winners of obnoxiously large jackpots tend to end up badly with alarming regularity. Not the $1 million dollar winners. But anyone in the nine-figure range is at high risk. Eight-figures? Pretty likely to be screwed. Seven-figures? Yep. Painful. Perhaps this is a consequence of the sample. The demographics of lottery players might be exactly the wrong people to win large sums of money. Or perhaps money is the root of all evil. Either way, you are going to have to be careful. Don't believe me? Consider this:

Large jackpot winners face double digit multiples of probability versus the general population to be the victim of:

Homicide (something like 20x more likely)

Drug overdose

Bankruptcy (how's that for irony?)

Kidnapping

And triple digit multiples of probability versus the general population rate to be:

Convicted of drunk driving

The victim of Homicide (at the hands of a family member) 120x more likely in this case, ain't love grand?

A defendant in a civil lawsuit

A defendant in felony criminal proceedings

Believe it or not, your biggest enemy if you suddenly become possessed of large sums of money is... you. At least you will have the consolation of meeting your fate by your own hand. But if you can't manage it on your own, don't worry. There are any number of willing participants ready to help you start your vicious downward spiral for you. Mind you, many of these will be "friends," "friendly neighbors," or "family." Often, they won't even have evil intentions. But, as I'm sure you know, that makes little difference in the end. Most aren't evil.

>>50574906
Most aren't malicious. Some are. None are good for you. Jack Whittaker, a Johnny Cash attired, West Virginia native, is the poster boy for the dangers of a lump sum award. In 2002 Mr. Whittaker (55 years old at the time) won what was, also at the time, the largest single award jackpot in U.S. history. $315 million. At the time, he planned to live as if nothing had changed, or so he said. He was remarkably modest and decent before the jackpot, and his ship sure came in, right? Wrong.

Mr. Whittaker became the subject of a number of personal challenges, escalating into personal tragedies, complicated by a number of legal troubles.

Whittaker wasn't a typical lottery winner either. His net worth at the time of his winnings was in excess of $15 million, owing to his ownership of a successful contracting firm in West Virginia. His claim to want to live "as if nothing had changed" actually seemed plausible. He should have been well equipped for wealth. He was already quite wealthy, after all. By all accounts he was somewhat modest, low profile, generous and good natured. He should have coasted off into the sunset. Yeah. Not exactly.

Whittaker took the all-cash option, $170 million, instead of the annuity option, and took possession of $114 million in cash after $56 million in taxes. After that, things went south.

Whittaker quickly became the subject of a number of financial stalkers, who would lurk at his regular breakfast hideout and accost him with suggestions for how to spend his money. They were unemployed. No, an interview tomorrow morning wasn't good enough. They needed cash NOW. Perhaps they had a sure-fire business plan. Their daughter had cancer. A niece needed dialysis. Needless to say, Whittaker stopped going to his breakfast haunt. Eventually, they began ringing his doorbell. Sometimes in the early morning. Before long he was paying off-duty deputies to protect his family. He was accused of being heartless. Cold. Stingy.

>>50574932
Letters poured in. Children with cancer. Diabetes. MS. You name it. He hired three people to sort the mail. A detective to filter out the false claims and the con men (and women) was retained.

Brenda, the clerk who had sold Whittaker the ticket, was a victim of collateral damage. Whittaker had written her a check for $44,000 and bought her house, but she was by no means a millionaire. Rumors that the state routinely paid the clerk who had sold the ticket 10% of the jackpot winnings hounded her. She was followed home from work. Threatened. Assaulted.

Whittaker's car was twice broken into, by trusted acquaintances who watched him leave large amounts of cash in it. $500,000 and $200,000 were stolen in two separate instances. The thieves spiked Whittaker's drink with prescription drugs in the first instance. The second incident was the handiwork of his granddaughter's friends, who had been probing the girl for details on Whittaker's cash for weeks.

Even Whittaker's good-faith generosity was questioned. When he offered $10,000 to improve the city's water park so that it was more handicap accessible, locals complained that he spent more money at the strip club. (Amusingly this was true).

Whittaker invested quite a bit in his own businesses, tripled the number of people his businesses employed (making him one of the larger employers in the area) and eventually had given away $14 million to charity through a foundation he set up for the purpose. This is, of course, what you are "supposed" to do. Set up a foundation. Be careful about your charity giving. It made no difference in the end.

To top it all off, Whittaker had been accused of ruining a number of marriages. His money made other men look inferior, they said, wherever he went in the small West Virginia town he called home. Resentment grew quickly. And festered. Whittaker paid four settlements related to this sort of claim. Yes, you read that right. Four.

>>50573342
This is the only legitimate option. Stable passive income is the first-world dream.

>>50574949

His family and their immediate circle were quickly the victims of odds-defying numbers of overdoses, emergency room visits and even fatalities. His granddaughter, the eighteen year old "Brandi" (who Whittaker had been giving a $2100.00 per week allowance) was found dead after having been missing for several weeks. Her death was, apparently, from a drug overdose, but Whittaker suspected foul play. Her body had been wrapped in a tarp and hidden behind a rusted-out van. Her seventeen year old boyfriend had expired three months earlier in Whittaker's vacation house, also from an overdose. Some of his friends had robbed the house after his overdose, stepping over his body to make their escape and then returning for more before stepping over his body again to leave. His parents sued for wrongful death claiming that Whittaker's loose purse strings contributed to their son's death. Amazingly, juries are prone to award damages in cases such as these. Whittaker settled. Again.

Even before the deaths, the local and state police had taken a special interest in Whittaker after his new-found fame. He was arrested for minor and less minor offenses many times after his winnings, despite having had a nearly spotless record before the award. Whittaker's high profile couldn't have helped him much in this regard.

In 18 months Whittaker had been cited for over 250 violations ranging from broken tail lights on every one of his five new cars, to improper display of renewal stickers. A lawsuit charging various police organizations with harassment went nowhere and Whittaker was hit with court costs instead.

Whittaker's wife filed for divorce, and in the process froze a number of his assets and the accounts of his operating companies. Caesars in Atlantic City sued him for $1.5 million to cover bounced checks, caused by the asset freeze.

Today Whittaker is badly in debt, and bankruptcy looms large in his future.

But, hey, that's just one example, right?

Wrong.

>>50574968
Nearly one third of multi-million dollar jackpot winners eventually declare bankruptcy. Some end up worse. To give you just a taste of the possibilities, consider the fates of:

Billie Bob Harrell, Jr.: $31 million. Texas, 1997. As of 1999: Committed suicide in the wake of incessant requests for money from friends and family. “Winning the lottery is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

William âBudâ Post: $16.2 million. Pennsylvania. 1988. In 1989: Brother hires a contract murderer to kill him and his sixth wife. Landlady sued for portion of the jackpot. Convicted of assault for firing a gun at a debt collector. Declared bankruptcy. Dead in 2006.

Evelyn Adams: $5.4 million (won TWICE 1985, 1986). As of 2001: Poor and living in a trailer gave away and gambled most of her fortune.

Suzanne Mullins: $4.2 million. Virginia. 1993. As of 2004: No assets left.

Shefik Tallmadge: $6.7 million. Arizona. 1988. As of 2005: Declared bankruptcy.

Thomas Strong: $3 million. Texas. 1993. As of 2006: Died in a shoot-out with police.

Victoria Zell: $11 million. 2001. Minnesota. As of 2006: Broke. Serving seven year sentence for vehicular manslaughter.

Karen Cohen: $1 million. Illinois. 1984. As of 2000: Filed for bankruptcy. As of 2006: Sentenced to 22 months for lying to federal bankruptcy court.

Jeffrey Dampier: $20 million. Illinois. 1996. As of 2006: Kidnapped and murdered by own sister-in-law.

Ed Gildein: $8.8 million. Texas. 1993. As of 2003: Dead. Wife saddled with his debts. As of 2005: Wife sued by her own daughter who claimed that she was taking money from a trust fund and squandering cash in Las Vegas.

Willie Hurt: $3.1 million. Michigan. 1989. As of 1991: Addicted to cocaine. Divorced. Broke. Indicted for murder.

Michael Klingebiel: $2 million. As of 1998 sued by own mother claiming he failed to share the jackpot with her.

Janite Lee: $18 million. 1993. Missouri. As of 2001: Filed for bankruptcy with $700 in assets.

>>50574983
So, what the hell DO you do if you are unlucky enough to win the lottery?

This is the absolutely most important thing you can do right away: NOTHING.

Yes. Nothing.

DO NOT DECLARE YOURSELF THE WINNER yet.

Do NOT tell anyone. The urge is going to be nearly irresistible. Resist it. Trust me.

/ 1. IMMEDIATELY retain an attorney.

Get a partner from a larger, NATIONAL firm. Don't let them pawn off junior partners or associates on you. They might try, all law firms might, but insist instead that your lead be a partner who has been with the firm for awhile. Do NOT use your local attorney. Yes, I mean your long-standing family attorney who did your mother's will. Do not use the guy who fought your dry-cleaner bill. Do not use the guy you have trusted your entire life because of his long and faithful service to your family. In fact, do not use any firm that has any connection to family or friends or community. TRUST me. This is bad. You want someone who has never heard of you, any of your friends, or any member of your family. Go the closest big city and walk into one of the national firms asking for one of the "Trust and Estates" partners you have previously looked up on http://www.martindale.com from one of the largest 50 firms in the United States which has an office near you. You can look up attorneys by practice area and firm on Martindale.

>>50574999
Most lotteries pay a really pathetic rate for the annuity. It usually hovers around 4.5% annual return or less, depending. It doesn't take much to do better than this, and if you have the money already in cash, rather than leaving it in the hands of the state, you can pull from the capital whenever you like. If you take the annuity you won't have access to that cash. That could be good. It could be bad. It's probably bad unless you have a very addictive personality. If you need an allowance managed by the state, it is because you didn't listen to point #1 above.

Why not let the state just handle it for you and give you your allowance?

Many state lotteries pay you your "allowance" (the annuity option) by buying U.S. treasury instruments and running the interest payments through their bureaucracy before sending it to you along with a hunk of the principal every month. You will not be beating inflation by much, if at all. There is no reason you couldn't do this yourself, if a low single-digit return is acceptable to you.

You aren't going to get even remotely the amount of the actual jackpot. Take our old friend Mr. Whittaker. Using Whittaker is a good model both because of the reminder of his ignominious decline, and the fact that his winning ticket was one of the larger ones on record. If his situation looks less than stellar to you, you might have a better perspective on how "large" your winnings aren't. Whittaker's "jackpot" was $315 million. He selected the lump-sum cash up-front option, which knocked off $145 million (or 46% of the total) leaving him with $170 million. That was then subject to withholding for taxes of $56 million (33%) leaving him with $114 million.

In general, you should expect to get about half of the original jackpot if you elect a lump sum (maybe better, it depends). You should expect to lose around 33% of your already pruned figure to state and federal taxes. (YMMV, if you live in a state with aggressive taxation schemes).

>>50574968
Literally just go into hiding, people do it all the time, and they don't even win the lottery to do so.

>>50573292
Sail. Probably have like 5 genius kids via surrogate as well.

>>50573342
This is the dream. If I won even 2 million (after taxes) I would put it into dividend stocks and live off of that for the rest of my life no questions asked. It would still be like 80k a year, (40k is tax free) and I could live off of 40k tax free, and just keep investing the rest.

>>50575026
This really shouldn't be more than 20%. Figure it out right now. Pick your number. Tell your lawyer. That's it. Don't change it. 20% of $114 million is $22.8 million. That leaves you with $91.2 million. DO NOT CONSULT WITH FAMILY when deciding how much to give to family. You are going to get advice that is badly tainted by conflict of interest, and if other family members find out that Aunt Flo was consulted and they weren't you will never hear the end of it.This might later form the basis for an allegation that Aunt Flo unduly influenced you and a lawsuit might magically appear on this basis. No, I'm not kidding. I know of one circumstance (related to a business windfall, not a lottery) where the plaintiffs WON this case.

Do NOT give anyone cash. Ever. Period. Just don't. Do not buy them houses. Do not buy them cars. Tell your attorney that you want to provide for your family, and that you want to set up a series of trusts for them that will total 20% of your after tax winnings. Tell him you want the trust empowered to fund higher education, some help (not a total) purchase of their first home, some provision for weddings and the like, whatever. Do NOT put yourself in the position of handing out cash. Once you do, if you stop, you will be accused of being a heartless bastard. It won't go well.

It will be easy to lose perspective. It is now the duty of your friends, family, relatives, hangers-on and their inner circle to skew your perspective, and they take this job quite seriously. Setting up a trust, a managed fund for your family that is in the double digit millions is AMAZINGLY generous. You need never have trouble sleeping because you didn't lend Uncle Jerry $20,000 in small denomination unmarked bills to start his chain of deep-fried peanut butter pancake restaurants. Your attorney will have a number of good ideas how to parse this wealth out without turning your siblings/spouse/children/grandchildren/cousins/waitresses into the latest Kim K.

>>50575060
Investment managers charge fees, usually a percentage of assets. Consider this: If they charge 1% (which is low, I doubt you could find this deal, actually) they have to beat the market by 1% every year just to break even with a general market index fund. It is not worth it, and you don't need the extra return or the extra risk. Go for the index fund instead if you must invest in stocks. This is a hard rule to follow. They will come recommended by friends. They will come recommended by family. They will be your second cousin on your mother's side. Investment managers will sound smart. They will have lots of cool acronyms. They will have nice PowerPoint presentations. They might (MIGHT) pay for your shrimp cocktail lunch at TGI Friday's while reminding you how poor their side of the family is. They live for this stuff.

You should smile, thank them for their time, and then tell them you will get back to them next week. Don't sign ANYTHING. Don't write it on a cocktail napkin (lottery lawsuit cases have been won and lost over drunkenly scrawled cocktail napkin addition and subtraction figures with lots of zeros on them). Never call them back. Trust me. You will thank me later. This tactic, smiling, thanking people for their time, and promising to get back to people, is going to have to become familiar. You will have to learn to say no gently, without saying the word "no." It sounds underhanded. Sneaky. It is. And its part of your new survival strategy. I mean the word "survival" quite literally.

Get all this figured out BEFORE you claim your winnings. They aren't going anywhere. Just relax.

>>50574139
Then (((they))) kill you and you don’t get the remaining 29 years of it

>>50573292
Lock 10% of it in a time-locked bank account. Where I can withdraw it after 30 years. The rest, spend it like I'm gonna die tomorrow.

>>50573292
Put the money into dividend aristocrat stocks and otherwise change nothing

i would keep working my job obviously but I'd be driving there in a certified pre owned Toyota Corolla with low mileage

>>50573292
2 chicks, at the same time

>>50575584
>He wants to have a quarter of his money left
kek

Probably just invest it. Nothing in my life would really change except I for sure work is never have to work if I didn't want to and maybe I'd buy a place to live away from my parents, that's about it otherwise. My hobbies are dirt cheap and I don't really need much to be happy.

>>50573292
I'd build a medical genetic eugenics lab and sell genetically superior babies to wealthy adoptive couples to advance the future of mankind.

I would set up an investment firm that assigned companies what I call a "WCC" score: White, Christian, Conservative. If your company embodies white, Christian, conservative values, then you get a higher WCC score, and access to my investments and low-interest loans. I would also donate huge sums of money to The Orthodox Church, far-right politicians, militia groups, conservative media outlets, 2nd amendment advocates, anti-abortion organizations, and other "extremist" factions.

I would unironically buy 4chan and shut it down.

>>50573292
I'd buy a lot of land and live away from the shithole we call society.

>>50574906
>>50574932
>>50574949
>>50574968
>>50574983
>>50574999
>>50575026
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>>50575066
Go back faggot

>>50573292
>Contact a law firm
>Invest into an index fund over a period of 2-years
>take out 1%/year, divide that by 12, and that’s my spending money for the year. Don’t have to spend all of it, will likely reinvest as an Angel Investor.
>Stay away from drugs/alcohol, fuck bitches
Let’s say I net $300,000,000 after taxes. 1% of that is $3,000,000/year of spending money, which is more than any reasonable person can spend on a good lifestyle. And as the money grows through investments, I can spend more each year doing whatever I want.

Diversify into these 5 things

Real estate
Art + collectibles
Gold + crypto
Bonds
Stocks

And play golf everyday.

>>50573292

Annual million dollar Evo pot bonus.

Super Smash Brothers: Brawl
Items on
Very high

>>50574906
Get this Reddit-tier shit out of here. It’s very simple: move to a city, buy a condo with a doorman building and an underground garage, in a building with other wealthy people (ideally people more wealthy than you). Then no one will bother you.

>>50575066
tldr, just move somewhere else

>>50573333
FPBP digits confirm

spend it all on a boat that i take out twice a year

>>50573342
Its 810 million I don't see the point in investing all of it. You dont need anymore.

>>50573632
They will kill you if you tried. You need connections also not just money

>>50573292
market-buy monero simultaneously across many centralized exchanges to make the people profiting off of shorting freedom rope

>>50573292
Real people don't win the lottery. It goes to some unidentifiable person who belongs to the deep state or some other illuminati organization and the dumb plebs believe it all the same.

>>50573632
Kek, I honestly hope you get it

>>50573292
I would settle all my family's debts, buy 3 properties: one in the country, one in the city, one in either New Zealand or Switzerland, then I would start squirreling everything away in tax advantage accounts/trusts, offshore shell companies, keep $10MM to squander like a retard, and invest the rest in diversified assets.

I would probably keep my job and just live really well.

1/2 of it in real estate, 1/8th of it in index funds, 1/8th it in gold/silver, the rest in cash.

Like that one anon said, I might take the 30-year payment option just to keep myself from going insane. Having $290,000,000 (after tax) in cash would feel like more of a liability than anything.

>>50574014
>then the crash destroyed what little profits i had left. so essentially im trapped in burgerland as violence and inflation escalates.
oh baby I feel that. when I realized I wasn't gonna make it in time to escape the tribulations I fell into this deep depression.

Well, I moved to the only state with a fighting chance: tons of guns, stand your ground, and enough Jews to politically shield it.

>>50573292
I'd buy 400 million lottery tickets

>>50577805
>Real people don't win the lottery. It goes to some unidentifiable person who belongs to the deep state or some other illuminati organization and the dumb plebs believe it all the same.
this but actually
don't believe me?
>Jeffrey Epstein won the lottery. twice.

>>50578072
Lmfao

>>50573333
Checked and basado

>>50573292
>ruining my life
I’m a 24 year old virgin making $18 an hour with no friends. How would winning 400 million ruin my life?

>>50573333

>Buy the best land I can find, preferably with a house already built on it
>Build one or two smaller but nice houses on said land, one for my parents, another for some of my close friends if they wanna come
>Do some weird Jewish banking thing where I just get my money in payments rather than holding the full amount
>NEET it up with my bros, maybe hire some farmers to work my land or something and I'll help whenever I feel like it

the best thing to do is actually move to a new state and cut all ties with family/friends and then collect. Take out a loan if you need it to move but don't collect before you've done this. the issue with a lot of old lottery winners is that they tell friends/family and help them out. don't give family or friends a dime. not a single cent. if you do, they'll come begging.

First thing id do is sleep. I havent slept properly in about 3 years because of stress.

Then I'd pack my bags and move away from my section 8 housing apartment, and check into a hotel. I own an xbox 360, a TV, clothes and supplements, so i wouldn't have much to carry.

Then I'd get on a plane, travel somewhere far away and delete all social media. I would give my immediate family money, and I'd stay somewhere warm and quiet, away from people. I would collect stray dogs from around the world and give them a happy home.

And hopefully, if im caring for the dogs, i will want to live and not suicide. Im not materialistic, and i have accepted i will never be loved. so maybe i could make the doggos without a home happy.

also one thing, this is actual magic shit but if you win the lottery, magic or karma, whatever you want to call it, demands a sacrifice.

look at actors/actresses...etc. they all usually sacrifice their kids/babies for fame.

so if you get your wife pregnant or you're pregnant, abort it and it will stifle the karma you're supposed to have paid for the money.

>>50579067
I'd just make my friends directly dependent on me rather than giving them money to blow in their personal life. They can live on my land and work on my farm, but I won't just give them free money.

>>50573333
This is why I still come to this shithole. It's the simple things.

>>50577286
Infinite money cheat

>>50573632
Kek, so you would work on thinktanks that focus on deporting niggers?

>>50573333
You better deliver bro.

>>50579161
Why is your image so shitty?

>>50574983
Reminder that normies view crypto millionaires as lottery winners and feel entitled to a share of the jackpot

>>50573292
I don’t have a life tomruin

>>50573292
Can anyone I. The world enter this?

>>50573292
I would put all of it in Bitcoin 50x leverage

>>50574983
>>50574968

THATS BECAUSE STATISTICALLY SPEAKING MORONS AND DEGENERATES ARE MORE LIKELY TO BUY LOTTERY TICKETS MORE FREQUENTLY

You would literally have no choice but to cut everyone from your life, change your name, move countries, and get cosmetic surgery or someone is going to murder you.

>>50573292
>buy a house
>buy 4chan
>tell jannies to send their paypals/wallets
>send each one ONE cent
>fire/ban them

>>50574932
>At the time, he planned to live as if nothing had changed, or so he said.
That's retarded.

>>50579722
Kek. You must really hate jannies.

>>50576665
I'm definitely going into real estate. I'd get virtual lands on the sports metaverse as well. Would be based to own property in both realities.

ALL ON LINK

>>50574983
>Committed suicide in the wake of incessant requests for money from friends and family.
bro just move and change your phone number

>>50581658
This. I would unironically make all biz neets rich with me.

>>50576665
>no hard liquor and wine

Anon, I….

>>50578889
>never held a gun before
>loaded gun magically appears in hand

Wat do?

>>50573632
we already have peter thiel

I would buy 810 million in lottery tickets

i would make anime real

>>50579755
i always wonder who posts these braindead comments
did you even read the post you responded to?

>>50573333
I am a simple man. I see those quads and I yell NIGGER

>>50573542
>build my dream house and travel
Absolutely femoid-tier.

>>50582907
>reading every schizo's essay
stopped reading at "i always"

>>50573479
Gifting so much of it is how people fuck up, especially with family and friends who might not seem like it now, but if you had millions all of a sudden they might ask for financial assistance.
They'll keep pushing more and more until you say no, then all of a sudden you're the bad guy and they won't speak to you anymore.
Best bet is to keep it a secret, let them see some of the wealth but don't flaunt it

Unless of course you don't care about any current friends or family and could just leave them behind

I am far too lazy to possibly spend that much money in my lifetime

>A mansion? Eh, moving would be such a big hassle.
>A lambo? Nah, I'd have to shop around and muck about organizing the import...pass
>A yacht? Oh god man, the logistics. No thanks.

I would finally be able to afford the 100k sui stack of LINK token.

many possible things
1. Buy all the silver/platinum on comex
2. Build a small nuclear reactor
3. Try to establish my own sovereign country

>>50584010
Also this I would market buy 1m LINK

>taxes on lottery winnings
Lmao the state of burger cattle

>>50573292
I'm claiming it wearing a full face mask, there are no pictures of me as i am anywhere on the interwebs. multilayered LLC buys properties in areas I want. my phone is on DnD no one calls or texts me who i dont already know. buy massive amounts of silver and gold bullion. dump it in rivers and lakes.

keep $1million in cash in a box and spend $100 a day for the rest of my life.

>>50573333
checked and kekked

>>50574906
this is the lowest iq post on this thread

>>50576432
:(

>>50573292
I would unironically 10x long bitcoin with the 600mil id get from the lump sum and pump other alts ppl ask me to on biz for fun.

>>50574014
Buddy where the fuck would you flee from mandates if you live in America pretty much everywhere with a decent quality of life cucked to this shit. Just move to a right wing stronghold. Unironically west Virginia is s beautiful place to live and settle down if you don't mind living next to retards

>>50573292
>What would you do if you won and what would you do to keep it from ruining your life?
Subscribe to Andrew Tate's War Room of course :^)

>>50573292
>win $800 million
>buy a nice house on several hundred acres in Montana
>let history pass me by
Simple as

>>50573292
>win
>throw it literally all at gamestop
my dick becomes bigger by the day my dudes i don't know how to stop it it's like i'm holding the weight of the world my guys

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>>50573292
easy, invest in nfts or play nfts games, maybe I'll be a bit gentler with myself and try sports games, ultimate champ might be popular with normies

>>50573292
my life is already ruined my man.
I'd probably not tell anyone, so to stop it from ruining anyone else's life. make up a story about how I made money on crypto and then give a little to my family.

>>50573292
immediately give half of it to a charity of my choosing that isn’t kiked or a tax sink, likely local infrastructure or at least the next town over, hire a private security firm to basically act as the cruelty squad at each of my homes, dump half of what remains in rich man ETFs and the other half on various worldly things like women and cars so I can get the nigger this country instilled in me and so many others out, after that I’m not sure, likely anonymously deposit a lump sum to my family and disguise it under the guise of my grandfather’s will because he’d probably consider that to be based.

>>50575944
>nothing would change and i don't need much
why do you waste time on this board, then?

>>50585596
I'm just here for the racism and to check recurring digits.

>>50573292
Publicly donate it to Russia.

I refuse to owe taxes to the USG so I would never bother with lottery.

Build some McDonald's or fast food restaurants

Goys literally eat everyday, it's free money for life

>>50573292
I would tell nobody, quit my job, and pretend to go to work every day while actually cruising on my motorcycle.

>>50584891
I'm guessing you haven't been to WV. Pretty much the whole state is a run down drug slum trailer park, but spread sparsely instead of being crammed into a dense city.

>>50573292
First of all, I'd still stick to my job because I'd still need some sembalnce of a normal life. Also, just in case.
Then, I'd try investing the money itself into real estate, crypto, and dividend stocks, with a side dish of investment funds. Real estate and dividens are important because I'd want to ensure some kind of relatively stable passive income.

>>50574906
You write like a moron

>>50573292
Invest into bonds and dividend stocks/ETFs and retire.
>>50573342
Most monthly dividend paying stocks are shit compared to quarterly.

Everyone itt acting like it'd be a big deal if your family thought you were an asshole or stopped talking to you
Goes to show that this board is just reddit lite these days

>>50573333
Actually lol'ed. Also checked

>>50587930
Actual NPC

indulge myself with bunch of hookers and cocaine

>>50585177
I'm also into NFts and recently some of my sports icons are getting involved like Lukaku who would be releasing his NFTs soon where he'd share his journey with fans.

>>50573763
Based. Girl with dragon tattoo author (unknown to their relatives) donated their estate to their local communist party.

Live off dividends do everything be like Elon but way better and help all of humanity x100

>>50573292
I would become a shitcoin creator and pump/dump the hell out of my own bags, I wouldn't even be looking to profit just create a massive amount of volatility with an obviously useless token.

>>50573333
This is actually brilliant. It would keep all the would-be hangers-on away. You'd become a social pariah and nobody would be able to get close to you to try to siphon money.

Also sick quaddies

>>50573292
I would buy the lowest mileage rx7 fc I could find and a massive fucking garage then start a race track. It would ruin my life no matter how hard I try so I'd just let it happen

>>50573292
Move the fuck outta America and move someplace with two dollar hookers with big honkers.
Maybe someplace I can grow dope all day.
I don't care about money, I want to get rich so I don't have to work.

>>50579072
:(

>>50573292
Oh, I would buy up as many apartment builds as possible and cut rent by 60-75 percent.
Maybe build some more schools and a school to teach horticulture to kids.
Definitely fixing the fucking roads and the DEFINITELY fixing the fucking water in flin Michigan because fuck this shame government.

>>50583960
>Unless of course you don't care about any current friends or family and could just leave them behind
I chased a few of my cousins around with a chain saw, I doubt they would even ask for ten bucks never mind million in dollars.

All in on GME and LINK

>>50573632
>far right George Soros
You're gonna get assassinated, you need a huge empire first.

>>50573763
>>50591366
Why not build actual commie blocks and let poor people live there for 100 bucks a month? Oh that's right, communism isn't about helping the poor, it's about ousting old power so you can be the new owner class.
Right, forgot that little ditty.
Didn't want to fix flint Michigan's water problem? Just bought a mansion for you buddy Mr commie.

>>50574932
>Mr. Whittaker became the subject of a number of personal challenges, escalating into personal tragedies, complicated by a number of legal troubles.
Leave the country next time, dip shits.

>>50574949
>Whittaker's car was twice broken into, by trusted acquaintances who watched him leave large amounts of cash in it. $500,000 and $200,000 were stolen in two separate instances.
How the fuck can boomers be this fucking retarded? Lmao.

>>50591749
>I would buy up as many apartment builds as possible
This but raise rent instead.

>>50576432
There's well over a dozen 4chan copy cats on the clear net alone.
Never mind the deep web, this place sucks anyway, zero webm support.
Go for it.

>>50583973
You know you can just hire some personal assistant wagie to handle all the logistics for you, right?

>>50589344
Yeah how dare anyone here have a good relationship with their family

Almost makes me want to buy a ticket. Would it really be that hard to just not tell the local news station and everyone you know?

>>50575066
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>>50574906
All I am getting from this is that Americans are terrible people

>>50581658
I have a stash of LINK as well. I'm also holding RAIL and planning to join the DAO on Railgun to earn governance rights.

>>50573292
Buy 400 acres and build a cabin.
Play video games, work out, mediate and code.
Maybe get married and have some kids.

>>50585038
Cuck you should put it all toward luna. By the dip anon.

>>50575055
>40k is tax free
i make more than that from being a neet, but have no real fall back money like have it come from divs. It was fine for the last 8 years, but the money printer made it feel like a lot less. I would say 60k net would be comfy

>>50573292
>1/4 all in ETH
>1/4 all in cushy Vanguard index fund
>1/4 in a variable/indexed universal life insurance policy
>1/8 in various trusts for family/friends
>1/8 for myself in cash

i have no idea what im doing desu

>>50575066
No one read all this shit, faggot.

>>50592005
No by all means, but he's right. Half the thread are a bunch of reddit consooming neurotypicals.

>>50592064
Freedom of Information Act. Even if you claim the jackpot anonymously, your name needs to be kept in the paperwork for tax purposes with the state lottery commission. So once all the taxes have been cleared and you have the money, you have to GTFO ASAP.