/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50571764
If I had no chance to win the lottery when it was 1 million why would I have more chances if the number is bigger?

>>50571784
A .0000000033 chance of winning is still a chance. You don't want to take a shot at intergenerational wealth?

>incel
>had cancer
>both parents dead
>unemployed
>depressed and lonely all my life
I will play because something positive has to eventually happen

>>50572321
Based, can't win if you don't play

I'll probably buy a few since 4chan told me to. I haven't played in years.

Do you guys pick your numbers or do you let the machine do it?

playing lottery is like believing the meme that people are claiming BTCs on keys.lol

Anyone who doesn’t understand it’s rigged and just a tool to keep hope alive for those who should be gathering rope is a moron

>>50571764
do u have to be us citizen to win?

>>50571784
Just buy two tickets then and you double your chances of winning. Pretty basic maths.

>>50573225
What website is keys.lol?

>>50573325
This is true but you can't win if you don't play.

Bump

>>50572321
LARP

>>50571764
my numbers are 10 15 21 53 66 16 wish me luck anon!

>>50573182
> Do you guys pick your numbers or do you let the machine do it?
It’s the same odds.

>>50573387
So 10 tickets is 1024x?

>>50571764
I found some guy on the street that was selling the winning ticket for 1000 dollars. Apparently he couldnt redeem it cause he stole it or something. Bought it up real quick now all I need to do is wait

I'm going to buy 10 tickets.
If I make it I will buy 1 person a lambo.

Only if you gets dubs

>>50571764
BREAKING: MEGA MILLIONS LOTTERY NOW UP TO $830 MILLION

This is not a drill, people. Get your tickets before it's too late.

>>50576744

By the time of the drawing it'll be $900 million

Just bought another ticket for $2 to up my chances of winning

Based. I bought ten tickets and recently broke off the lucky part of a wishbone. I found a penny (headside up) today too. I cant lose.

I bought $10 worth. I’ll buy this website if I win

I will never play the lottery, I simply put that money into a new listing

>>50576563
Check em

>>50578698
Off by one......

WARNING

If I win, I'm buying every Link on the market.

>>50573349
No. Foreigners actually pay less in taxes on lottery winnings, 30% goes to federal taxes and you get the rest. Your own country will probably tax the shit out of you though.

That said you're not going to win so don't bother "playing."

>>50571764
No. I do not pay the idiot tax.

I already won several MM from the lottery back in the early 2010s so whenever the pot gets this big I throw like 2 grand at tickets.

i got some free lottery tickers for christmas and i didn't win anything and felt bad even though i never even paid for the tickets. so it feels bad and on the logical side of things the odds of winning are one in several million. i just don't see the appeal rationally or emotionally its not for me.

the only "lottery" i'll ever participate in is roll up the rim to win where i might get a free donut to go with my coffee.

like seriously i already lose at everything in life i'm not going to pay money to scratch a ticket and lose again. i need a win.

>>50574178
It's actually not, they've done research on this. Plus I don't trust them, if the winning number is predetermined (rigged) they won't auto give you the winning numbers.

>>50578846
based retard

take that $8 you were going to spend on a ticket and dump it into a coin with a dog on it on binance. unironically, the numbers might actually go up, at least for a time. though not now obviously

>>50571784
Risking 2 dollars to win 820mil are worth the odds given. The upside is larger.

> jackpot odds are 302,575,350 to 1

>>50576563
Checked and lambopilled

>>50578525
>>50578861
>>50578812
>>50578891
Great, fewer players just increases my chances of winning

Don't feel like driving across state lines to buy a ticket, so no.

Redpill me on the theory that the lottery is a way to catch time travelers.

i bought one ticket

it's the winning ticket so i didn't need to buy any more

I bought $40 worth of mega millions. 20 tickets

here goes nothing bros.
think of me when i make it.

>>50579405
based clairvoyant

>>50579405
good luck anon

So when I win lump sum or nah?

>>50579652
Yeah, only idiots take the annuity

>>50571764
Winning would destroy me. I would never know for sure If I could have made it on my own

>>50579508
do i buy more?

redpill me on winning the lottery

>>50571764
I went to a property seminar once and the wealthy speaker said " No-one here is ever going to win lotto".
Well I aim to prove him wrong!

>>50571764
Thanks. Bought 5 lines.

>>50576563
Rolling for this.

>>50578812
>NOOOO YOU CANT PLAY THE LOTTERY

>YOU HAVE TO PAY INSURANCE THOUGH, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULDNT

t.you

>>50576563
I don't want it. I want you to paint a LINK logo on it, smash the car with a sledgehammer and post the video on /biz/

>>50576563
so be it

>>50579550
>>50579508
Good luck my frens

can poorfags buy tickets from outside the US online? if so, how or where?

>>50576563
Duuubs

>>50571764
Just went and bought one. Why not?

Back from Wawa and got two tickets. And some beer

>>50576563
gambling is for queers and so are lambos

When I win it tonight I will throw 2 parties in Vegas for everyone on /biz/. I will not be in attendance at either party for my own saftey, but you all can enjoy the free food, open bar, black Jack and hookers on me.

>>50580308
I bought 32 tickets. If I win I will place a chainlink logo on my car.

>>50580789
Based
Redpilled

>>50579508
I did that when it went over a billion. Didn't have a single right number.

>>50576563
Make it green

>>50580563
In the us we can only buy with cash.
Idk about online

>>50576563
I don't want a lambo I want a 1970 cutlass

>>50580789
I will trip and sue you

>>50579405
It's seriously weird how every time you play lottery you just automatically think you're gonna win.

>>50571764
I would never play the lottery. Infact, I have only had 3 tickets in my life, given to me as gag birthday presents. Funny gestures, and if I won I was gonna buy them beer, but never did. Not even $10.

My family and my friends just simply invest anyways. We're all doing great, we're all accumulating. Actually I'm the only one with a conventional 'job' in my friend/family group, but even I invest at the same rate as them, mostly to show that it can be done by anyone disciplined enough.

IF I did win, and that would be impossible because it's obviously rigged, I would immediately gift most of it to my friends and family so we could spend the rest of our lives together doing whatever we wanted. Which, is already pretty often, mind you, but this would just increase it to every single day.

Last time I visited Mom (love you, sorry I don't call as often as I'd like), we drove out to the foothills and shot guns together. It was a lot of fun! I want to spread joy like that to everybody I know. One of my friends got married after highschool too, and I would absolutely make sure he was financially set to have his own kids someday if I won.

But of course, that wouldn't happen. Because none of us play the lottery. We all believe in hard work, self sacrifice, and relying on each other to achieve our goals in life. And you should too.

>>50581224
It’s cope. People don’t wanna admit they just gave away money for no reason

>>50581242
shut up queer

>>50581258
Chill brah. Crack open a cold one and enjoy the sunset. You never know which one will be your last.

Just left my shit hole apartment and bought 5. What am I in for?

>>50578812
Even rich people buy tickets when it gets this high. Its a +EV move but you wouldn't know that cause you're poor.

>>50576563
me me me me me me me

>>50578962
It actually doesn't but this is probably bait.

>>50581284
Second place. I own the winning ticket despite what you heard.

>>50581033
congrats on the new set of wheels

>>50571764
A voice echos in my head
>always do the opposite of /biz/

>>50571784
I know this sounds like a meme, but the probability is not zero. You definitely should give it a try

>>50583759
dumbass

>>50571764
Didn't win it tonight, but that's okay. The jackpot only got bigger. That money is mine, boys.

>>50571764
>>50571764

>>50571764
What are you talking about anon?

My mum plays the same numbers for her whole life

The one week she didnt play.. her numbers came up

Fuck my life

>>50586493
I would kill myself if I were your mom

>>50586493
It's why quick picks are better, it's too devastating when your numbers come up and you didn't play.

>>50572321
>something positive has to eventually happen
Actually, jokes on you, because no nothing positive will happen.

>>50573470
Statistically speaking you'd have more money if you never played than if you did play.
Put that money into Algorand and stop wasting people's time at the gas station.

>>50580180
>>YOU HAVE TO PAY INSURANCE THOUGH, ONLY AN IDIOT WOULDNT
It's illegal to not have insurance.

>>50571764
You are looking at the next billionaire with autism. My luck is so great I don't even have to check the numerals I just rolled.

>>50580180
https://www.forbes.com/advisor/car-insurance/what-happens-if-you-dont-have-car-insurance/
Land of the free my fucking arse, fuck this country and fuck you and fuck lottery tickets.

>>50578891
>>50578861
Buy Algorand and collect APY.

>>50578932
>Dog coin bad.
Shut the fuck up.

>>50581241
Rolling dice and staging dog/cock fights is a better gamble than fucking lottery.

>>50576563
Put me in the screenshot

Holy shit the amount of cocaine, hookers and bit I would buy with that kind of money. Godamn

That's a lot of Funko Pops.

>>50573182
Pic your quantum numbers

>>50581280
Mega gay.
Let me die already, violently too.

>>50581314
>you're poor.
Well I am American.
Pretty typical here.

Wouldn't you just be better off putting your money into some shitcoin?

>>50571784
this