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poopy market edition
what the fuck is that?
Baking
So i bought 5 of those mega millions tickets. When I win the jackpot tonight, you will all be invited to 2 parties in las vegas. I will not be in attendance at either party, but there will be open bar, hors d'oeuvres, black jack and hookers. There will even be a hooker (male) for Rocker.
>>50568677a photo i took in the pits yesterday
it's unironically over
DarknessImprisoning me
CDC could declare monkepox a public health emergency today.
>>50568684too soon
somebody bake an actual thread
>>50568698DONT I CANT BUY SIGA ON MY BROKERAGE
What really should worry everyone is the economy is actually in a freefall and all these faggots like CNBC who’re shilling that ackshully the economy slowing down is a good thing and that means the recession will be mild and then we can get the economy rolling again and the Fed can take its foot off the break are fucking idiots... They’re literally telling you “you fucking peon citizens we need your life to get shittier so we can go back to telling you to stfu and quit complaining”, these are the same people who told you last year inflation was only transitory and that the recession will be mild.... Our economy is going to get its cheeks busted and they have no clue if we are on the precipice of another Great Recession, the consumer isn’t doing well and the fucking wheels are falling off of everything while they tell you don’t worry, it’s only going to be mild.... The Bobo in me likes this but I don’t want to see people get hurt which that part hasn’t started yet
First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>50568698I cannot go a single day without a dick my ass, this is the greatest emergency our time
AHAHAHAHHHHAHHAHAHA
When do I get my draft card to report to the nearest reproduction station for mandatory creampies?https://www.dw.com/en/germany-number-of-young-people-falls-to-record-low/a-62584549
>>50568698*will
Why were conservatives in favor of autarky (no international trade) until Biden stopped trade with Russia via sanctions?
>>50568737seeing greedy zoomlenials rope over it is funny but that's just sad
>>50568730You don't understand, if I can't get pissed on by a dozen men in a dark sex dungeon every night we need to close down everything until we can figure out what is going on
>mfw despite everything this gay market will close green today
Shopify bros.....
>>50568776More like dropify
>>50568713The plebs are buying on credit right now and not changing spending habits drastically, and wages staying stagnant, while prices of everything remains up. They’ll all default around the same time en masse
>>50568753VERY honest post made with DEEP commitment to TRUTH
>>50568776>announces 10% of staff to be cut>by the end of the dayyikeshttps://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1551913273355911169
>>50568755I prefer old fucks getting BTFO gambling crypto for quick cash after wasting so many years not making it.
>>50568804Nah theres some wage gains being made but its only keeping up with inflation/barely. I got a substantial paybump last two years. I think this year they will tell me to eat it. Feds going to continue hiking until unemployment relaxes back to 5-7%
Just watched Sniders interview on Gammons show, he STILL talks about muh Japanese style deflation in US down the road lmao hahaha. When will they learn...
i hate candles like this so much you wouldn't believe
>>50568713>I don’t want to see people get hurtThe only people who are going to get hurt are the ones who deserve it. You're supposed to work hard and suffer during the good times to make extra money and save extra money where you can so that the bad times are a fucking cake walk.
Home prices still going up every month.
>>50568815they're getting rid of dead weight, my company did the same thing. you'd think that if those employees did anything useful, they'd keep them around for a few weeks for knowledge transfer. but they decided that it wasn't worth it.
>layoffs from many companies started>Walmart says people are too poor to buy literal cancerous chink garbage>T says people aren't paying their phone bills>SNAP says people aren't paying for advertising >9.1% inflation (closer to 20% in reality)>white house redefines what a recession is>president says he has cancer and covid>new omicron strain spreading, vaxs literally 0% effective>fags releasing dark ages pox plague declared and emergency by the WHO>100 bps rate hike this week>China collapsing, guarding banks with tanks and not allowing cash withdrawal>world leaders resiging in fear>global currencies trading like shit coins and tanking 70%>energy prices mooning while liberal faggots pretend we can run the economy on green energy>cold war 2.0 in full swingBullish right?>housing market on the verge of explosion while interest rates moon
>>50568856>mortgage rates at 20 year highs>demand at 20 year lows>prices still going upoy vey
>>50568737>MrAss1012
>>50568804Yep and something I’ve noticed that has become way to prevelant in real estate which is my bread and butter is tooooooo many fucking people have been opening HELOC’S and the Short Term Rental craze has gotten too far out of hand... Let short term rentals cool off and there’s going to be a lot of people selling because they never bought properties that could work as long term rentals and combine that with people going absolutely bat shit crazy with HELOC’s....Consoomers are already defaulting on cars and credit cards and everyone like you said has been building debt on credit and for the last few months banks have been handing out credit cards and increasing credit limits like candy based off being able to charge more interest, by the EOY people won’t realize how much more they’re going to be paying for their debt since even consoomers got used to low low interest rates. It’s a debt time bomb all over again
holy fuck this volatility in natural gas due to august contract last day tomorrow $9.40 to $8.90 in 40 minutes
ooo, UVXY just popped a boner
>>50568856Bullish for oil barons and uranium dukes.
>>50568837i pulled the wage thing out of my ass but i do know consumers are suddenly buying on credit at a much higher rate than a few months ago. coupled with a few things I've read about consumer habits not changing all that drastically during inflation--shit is going to be bad in a few months
>>50568904Is it just me or is rent not going up remotely as fast as housing prices? Seems like the value proposition of buying a house looks shittier every day
>>50568904hope you're on the right side of the massive economic divide being created right now, anonthe gap between homeowners and renters is getting bigger
>>50568932it's lagging
what SOXL will do today sirs???
>>50568975crab
>>50568951I don't know my little place went up in price massively in 2020 and yet rent in the area has not changed at all since then. Somethings fucky
>>50568756I have no choice but to take too long on my lunch break because I'm getting topped on Grindr every damn day. Sometimes they send me home, they say, where you been? I say, I been getting fucked in the ass. They say, go home. Then I get topped on Grindr some more. Whaddya gonna do ey?
Choco Taco bros, it's literally over.https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/25/business/choco-taco-discontinued/index.html
1 year into a mortgage. $255,000 paid for the house. $242,000 left on the mortgage. Zillow had my house appraised for $375,000
>>50568975Biden said yesterday he'd sign whatever chip bill lands on his table
>>50569010remember what they took from you
>>50569014so what you're saying is that you're underwater? lol. lmao, even
>>50568856BUT WHAT ABOUT HOME PRICE INDEX DAD?
>>50569010hello darkness my old friend
>>50568898Nothing you said indicates a recession is inevitable.
>>50569010I'm going to make my own and sell them on ebay packed with dry ice.
>>50569032How could that be construed as underwater?
I have not seen any positive news headlines from McD's pass by
Is it that time of the month where we start pricing a 25bps higher rate hike or is the Fed going to let inflation run for a pat on the head from a senile retard?
>>50568923getting harder
>>50569052>house worth less than what you put inYeah...
>>50569027Even CNN is not so covertly creating the association and suggestion that Two-Scoops Brandon is somehow responsible for this travesty.
>>50569010Good imagine being white and eating something so racist
>>50569043I know you like to just pretend to be retarded but we are already in a recession. 6 months of decreasing gap = recession. White house released some word soup redefining it yesterday.I'm implying that we are headed for a depression
>>50569067I think he's saying he only paid $10k upfront. $255k in total, $10k upfront, $242k via mortgage.Comfy.
The fuck is this?
>>50569010Why would they do this bros?
>>50569067House is valued at $375,000 and I put in $255,000. Of which I have $242,000 left. Seems like your math is fucked up or you are just dumb
>>50569014Don’t trust Zillow, but if you’re not planning on moving for a long time you’ll be good
>>50569087Gdp*
About 50/50 consensus on whether its a 50 or 75 bps hike at the Sept. Fed meeting. There definitely going to be some market repricing going on after this FOMC meeting.
>>50569053I wish to see the day that mcdonalds ceases to be the world over
>>50569091oh i thought he put in around 500k with the way he worded it
>>50569010Kind of sad in a way. Kind of mirrors the feelings I had about toys r us closing. Kids don't play with toys anymore I guess and I can't remember the last time I had ice cream. I always knew one day I'd get old and become boring, I just didn't expect the kids would become just as boring as I got older. I think at this point I'd commit horrible war crimes just to see white kids in my neighborhood playing street hokey again like I used to.
>>50568926I’m both of these things
SIGA homophobes what is going to happen today
Bioarmor humans, how we feeling today? Bigly dump or just a calm pull back? Im thinking the next big news will be Biden making a deal with them for production or something. Pox is still quiet on all the business channels.
>>50569113So did I, it was confusing. I've also never heard of a house being as cheap as $250k, is it a cabin?
>>50569101I don’t, they have a margin of error right now of about 8%. Still appreciated nicely as I scooped a house in one of the fastest growing towns in florida. I get calls weekly from real estate investors looking to buy sight unseen
I have a 9:30 client meeting and I am still taking my morning shit.
>>50569108imagine if we get 50 instead of 75
>>50568698Price predictions for SIGA after CDC makes the announcement?
>>50569076HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN, I VOTED FOR BIDEN BECAUSE HE LIKED ICE CREAM LIKE I DO
We are literally in a recession right NOW!
>>50569118Anon, don't be sad. It's a good thing that kids aren't eating choco tacos.
>>50569132Ever since I invested in SIGA, I've actually warmed up to the "men having sex with men" community. They should be having more sex! They should be hugging their nieces and nephews!
>newswire associates SIGA with wsb now
>>50569053It’s a somewhat safe haven, they’re only buying it because when SHTF people will still flock to McDonald’s, if McDonald’s opened up one of those bet scams like gas stations run where you buy the cold food and they cook it for free their profits would explode into trillions
>>50568907Agreed, this has been my take for years. The short term rental market is a bubble driving up house prices but eventually that shit is gonna pop and pop hard. It’s driven almost exclusively by Airbnb and a lot of communities are fucking tired of it. On top of Airbnb being incredibly Jewish with their fees.Regardless, I think the whole rental market is bubble. Why is every other middle class person’s retirement plan to buy extra houses and rent them out? It’s just not sustainable when literally every normie is planning on buying five properties to rent to other normies.
>>50569032>>50569067the comfort and confidence of which this guy said one of the most retarded things I've read in this thread is why I come to biz
>>50569092That's the power of slow and steady exponential growth of pox cases.
>>50569132I bought several put contracts for like $5. Too good a possibility to pass up
>>50569152Uhm sweetie, a recession isn’t always two quarters of negative growth the economy can identity as what it wants now bigot
>natty gas already did a 2xwill it do a 3x before summer?
Is it going to be an up day or a down day?
>>50569010I don't even eat sweets but such an iconic snack being discontinued is bearish
>>50569152Did you ask the economy if ze/zey feels that way?
>>50569179>before summerbro we're already halfway into summer
>>50569169
>>50569175I need it to go up so go fuck yourself m8y
Boy am I glad I bought SQQQ last week. I just wish I was more committed and bought more
uh oh stinkypoopee hehe
>>50569189I literally can't afford shit like icecream because I'm too poor. Now, I'm an outlier. I always was poor.Now literally everyone can't afford icecream? We're fucked.
I'm balls deep in sqqq calls since friday wagmi bros
5 minutesGood luck today, gentlemen.
>>50569014>Zillow certainly has no interest in pumping up these numbers. Definitely not
yall get ready for the LOGI bullrun
>>50569207like really what are you doing investing in stocks if you don't understand the difference between a mortgage amount and valuation. god I hope you haven't been giving anyone advice>>50569205this thread is full of absolute tards, I took a week break what happened to /smg/
>>50569214You shouldn't be bearish at that point. If normies are locking in 50% losses that's capitulation.
>>50569210Just playing the odds buddy, good luck. If I can make a few hundred off $40 I’ll take it
>>50569229and good luck to youse
>>50569043You should stick to buying lottery tickets
>>50569231Even if it’s off 8% that’s still a huge gain. VA loans saved my life or I’d be priced out of home buying for the next 5 years
Some of you guys are cool. Don't come to the market today.
poopy market but bobo matic and eth. dca in please ser
>>50569189In today's market, everything is happening for opposite reasons. Choco Taco being discontinued is because Klondike is having supply chain issues, the demand for their icecream is through the roof, they just can't get enough supply of cocoa to keep their entire portfolio of products well stocked. So they made cuts to focus on their core products. Chocolate is becoming a luxury good.
kek, baggies.
>>50569239I'll capit your lation if you don't watch it, bud.
>>50569240Anon, you are not going to make few hundred off $40. You have warped view of risk.You are risking all of your $40 for a tiny, near impossible chance of gaining what, 200? 400%?You'd literally be better off buying some pennyshit and hoping it pumps.
>>50569262what are the market implications of choco milkers not putting out?
WTFWT
good morning sirs good luck today
bought 69 shares of SIGA for 14.88 premarket
>>50569277oh no not my WHOLE $40!
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>>50569236WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
im losing so much money
AYLA and FRGT
bought 320 shares SOXL wish me luck
WHAAT THE FUUUUUUCKKK WAS THAAAAATT!!!
I know exactly what that was
>>50569315>he hasn't heard the NVDA and AMD newsthe ole toss the money into the fire pit strategy eh
WHAT THE FUCK HAS THAT BEEN
>>50568904Demand far-outstrips supply and current rate of homebuilding doesn't even dent it. That's even before you take into account the homes being converted into yuppie pads.It's not going down, people need a place to live and all the government schemes to get people on the property ladder just raise the bar on what seller can expect. You should've bought a home 10 years ago with your partner like normal people did but instead you spent all your time on 4chan masturbating to cartoons.
okay seriously tho why is logi up on extremely bad earnings? they majorly missed lmao and lowered outlook
>>50569313How big a portfolio do I need for depressed edgy dark gf?
What’s the play for today?
UVXY is fucking trash
>y'all ain't ready
>GOOG
>>50569353crabLOGI is bullrunning lmaooooo i cant even with this market anymore
>>50569306>oh no, not my $5, not my $50, not my $25, not my $100, not my $15, not my $60, not my $30...This is why you're fucking NGMI retarded goombler. You'll bleed away your money on goombling instead of making good bets.
>>50569341yup. also there's still plenty of affordable places, people just aren't willing to leave their comfort zones.
benis.
>LOGI is the only stock on my watchlist that is up and it's upi just don't understand lmaoooooooooo
yes hello? what do you mean I've been margin called
>>50569380didnt they miss earnings?
So let me guess, the Dow will go up 600 points today on the news of consumer retailers crashing. Am I doing it right?
>>50568730I have something for you. Its a dildo.
>1 for 20 splitFUCKING PENNYSHIT
>>50569393like really fucking bad and lowered outlook as well
>>50569358>noooo I want something that inverses the marketthen short the market
>>50569395Dow might be fine. Nasdaq will dump from retail and ad panic. google already tanking over fears of their earnings.
look at apple computer
>>50569165Renting in and of itself isn’t a bubble people have been doing that for 1000’s of years. Having rental properties is a way for a somewhat safe investment and it’s returns are more stable than equities when you’re retired. My family has owned single family and multi family’s that I own now and it’s pretty stable and it’s like getting an annuity every month.The problem is people way overdoing leverage which is easy with real estate but in this environment is when people get caught with their pants down, especially flippers who’re getting hammered right now since most over use leverage and with increasing rates and people aren’t buying and price cuts are happening the flippers don’t have a way to refinance out of high interest loans like hard money loans into fixed long term loans and it’s creating a mess that’s just getting started... Short term rentals like I said is the big bubble since all these epeople think they’re hoteliers and like you said people are getting tired of that bullshit in their residental neighborhoods, but if the economy slows down and people quit using airb&b and verbo as much the really exceptional ones will survive but a lot of people jumped into the str craze since people have been making money hand over fist in str’s but that’s why I’ve stayed away from anything to do with str’s because people were going out and buying huge houses with the expectation to make 5x-10x more a month than what they place would get as a long term rental and not every house will work as a long term rental,since they would be asking more in rent that the average renter could ever pay.
bros.....
>>50569353PFE looks interesting.
>>50569416Buddy this meme is getting fucking old and tired and due for retire- OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>50569405The only headline I saw is:-no plans for job reductions-not panicking over sales/profit downturn
OIL? OIL
Up from here boys. Strap in.
>>50569385Wtf happened here?
CRABROS AIEEEEEEEEEEE WERE GETTING SUCKED INTO BOBOS ASSHOLE
Everyday the market just becomes more cancerous you hate to see it
>>50568661UUUU dumps immediately after the market opens every single day. I should just sell every day at market close and rebuy the next morning 30 seconds after the market opens
>>50569358SPY puts anon. When UVXY goes up the options premiums skyrocket
>>50569277>you can't make $200 off of $40This $260 spy put is gonna make me over $1000. Stay mad faggit
>Market implodes before payday>All those sour earningsGood.>>50569262I already invested in a freezer full of ice cream because I'm a fat fuck. You will all be my serfs in a few months.
>>50568661https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5czaHiSPLg
>>50569278I don't know for sure, but I bet it involves copious amounts of psychedelics and unscheduled trips to Southeast Asia.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCvqZSsaQXQ
>>50569411can you reliably daytrade to make a return at the end of the year?
>>50569441that should be even worse lmao. they are not cutting jobs -> lower profit margins
WHERE ALL MY HOMOPHOBES AT
>>50569460No it's not you dumb faggot. It's going to expire worthless.
fed is speaking today, right? it might jump
>>50569460^ if he's a faggot>>50569485^ and he's a faggitwe've got another /smg/ love connection, folks!
>>50569496No, but some important consumer confidence numbers in about 20 minutes.
>>50569496Tomorrow
>>50569262It is well known that chocolate is a valuable good in a collapse
Bavarian Nordic. THOR GODS
>>50569442BOIL? BOIL!
>>50569496>>50569514>consumer confidence>new home sales
>>50569416Haha apple more like apoopoole
Here we goAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>50569485cant he just sell the contract now and profit?
>>50569460A real gambler would load up on cheap short term SPY puts. If the UVXY flies to 17 again a $30 put can be $1000. 14 $30 puts can become $14,000 by expiry if this dump is like the last rate hike
>>50568898The housing market will NEVER explode.How I know this? Because I want to buy one, it's that simple.
>>50569010I had one of these a few weeks ago. They actually suck and aren't as good as I remembered them being from my childhood.S
>LOGI's literal worst earnings in the entire company history>mooningGotta love it
>>50569353Short Uber. Puts are cheap right now.
>>50569085>celebrate stuff from different culture>racismlol
>>50569572Don't worry it will once you buy one :)
IT'S OVER
This market be sussin fr fr
>>50569582They were really only good when Taco Bell was serving them, even then they were better when they thawed and the waffle got chewy
>shartmart cuts profit forecast>consumer confidence reportim ready for the drop
>>50569593Yeah but I want to wait for it to explode...
Can you please sell your SOXL bags already.
>Top U.S. cattle feeding companies sent 1,000-pound carcasses to a Kansas landfill, where they were flattened by loader machines and mixed with trash, after a June heatwave killed thousands of cows, documents seen by Reuters show. Other cattle were buried in unlined graves, a feeding company said.>Neither is a typical method for disposing of bodies. But so many cows died in the unusual heat and humidity that facilities that normally convert carcasses into pet food and fertilizer products were overwhelmed, prompting the state government and cattle feeders to take emergency measures.https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-thousands-us-cattle-buried-dumped-kansas-landfill-after-deadly-2022-07-26/Will there be any bulls left by the end of summer?
>>50569569Eh I'm not a gambler though. I only buy good options and sell shit ones. This spy put is a slam dunk and even if it isn't I only risked $260 for the upside of thousands of dollars. I'm long UVXY as well (shares)
Microsoft and Alphabet are the big ones today. Im going to buy a little alpha at $100 if it hits, regardless of earnings.
Small crack Friday's lows S&P
UHBECAUSE I CAN'T GET HOLD ON WHEN I'M STRETCHED SO THINI MAKE THE RIGHT BUT I'M LOST WITHINI PUT ON MY DAILY FACADE BUT THENI JUST END UP GETTING HURT AGAIN
>>50569604ong ong
>Just made a wagie's month of pay in 20 minutes on AYLA>Retards tell me they dont like day trading
CLF sisters!
100K SPXU holder reporting in.Lost 10k in the rallies but I am sure this week will be great!! Bobo squad
>>50569647
Looks like Big Money already got the insider news if they're selling the market off right now lol
>>50569469nta, but I think daytrading is a meme. It's better to plan positions in perspective of days/weeks. At least you won't be wasting time being glued to the chart.
>>50569365Oh yeah, that hiring freeze is coming. Tech start ups will be hiring college grads at $15 an hour. It's going to be great.
>>50569669Wait until 10:15am that’s when the big money gets in, if we dump then prepare your anus for a intense sell off today
SIGA NIGGAS OOOOOOOOO
>>50569666Nice trips. Did he live?
>>50569651Survivor bias
>>50569607That was the problem with the one I had a few weeks ago. I got all nostalgic when I saw it in the case, and then waffle wasn't crispy at all, and it just ruined the whole experience, but what was I supposed to expect from crossing a mexican and a nigger.
>>50569622why? soxl is tanking very good
I have way too much money in SIGA so please go contract the monkey aids
>>50569621Buying a house sucks anyway you get screwed in taxes maintenance and your always in the hook to some bank that will take your house if you don’t slave away for the system. Just make it first then buy a house for cash
>>50569707Are you saying this is a fluke, or I am just one of the few good at it? Because I am quite consistent.
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>50569262>they just can't get enough supply of cocoaCould someone explain how the fuck did this happen? I don't believe most of people didn't come back to work and I'm pretty sure cocoa isn't grown in Ukraine.
>SIGA
>>50569709SOXL is literally going to do a reverse split twice in the next year. mark my words.
>>50569719You have no idea about the tax benefits
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>50569729>tfw i bought at 15.4 this morning
>>50569722Could be both. But just as many people lose day-trading as they make money.
>>50569738you realize all those tax benefits are because you are spending money right? like property taxes for example. Sure you get to deduct that but you could also, you know, not have to pay it at all...or mortgage interest depending on your rate...it all requires you to spend money. Renting really isn't much more expensive than owning but you do get to do what you want usually.
>>50569722>or I am just one of the few good at it? Because I am quite consistent.sounds like you'll be rich soon
>>50569567>sell the contract now and profit?If he finds a dumbfuck chump dumb enough to buy it.
>$CHWY
let the fomo begin
>>50569757I'd say I get them right around 70% of the time with 3-5R. And stop losses being somewhat reasonable.
wtf is that candle on SOXL
>DXY mooning>24.9% probability of 100bp hike on fedwatch>Big tech earnings weekNO SURVIVORS!!!
>>50569644oh it'll hit alright, it's gonna be in the low 90's tomorrow.
>>50569722>Because I am quite consistent....Because you made one good trade?I made a few good trades and I'm getting fucking heemed right now.
GO AWAY BOBO!
>>50569757Day trading is a lot like poker, all it takes is to get caught on the wrong side of a big trade and it blows your shit up. Usually won’t happen until you get too cocky and confident in yourself after racking up a bunch of small wins and you enviably go for the big score and it blows up in your face
SEGA!!
HAHAHAHA THEY WONT EVER STOP PRINTING!!!! LET'S GO ACCELERATIONISTS!!!
>>50569803
today's local low has been achievedonly up from here :3
>>50569738Are there any tax benefits for owning a payed off home I should be aware of?
>>50569821cocky fucker
>>50569726Growing global chocolate shortage was already in play before Ukraine war. Largely due to China suddenly developing a taste for it in recent years and scooping up supplies in West Africa.
>>50569811>16SIGA niggas...
>>50569722A successful trader has made at least 5 years of living expenses.Less then that, it's a hobby. Easy to get a lucky run when you are playing with crumbs. False confidence will make you bankrupt down the road
>mfw I added the numbers up>mfw I did the research>mfw ADT is going to pull a gamestop soon I'm having a Big Short moment here. I'm the only one who can see...I can't fucking believe that I won't need to be a wagie anymore after this...
>>50569722you can win 90% of your trades and still blow up two thirds of your account when you really fuck upi've been trying my hand at a scalping account & i did that last week after two months of mostly winningalso my capcha was RS 2X 8D - could it be a message?
>*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*>*RATTLE RATTLE RATTLE*
guys look at GMEAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>50569799Unless earnings isnt that bad since it already sold off via snap.
>>50569765When you’re renting you are paying all these expenses for me being your landlord and then when you move you get nothing.
>>50569803GO AWAY GOOOOTRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF MEGO AWAY GOOOOTRY TO TAKE THE BEST OF MEGOOOOOOOGO AWAY GOOO
I finally decided to take my loses with GM and Berkshire Grey and sold losing around 300 dollars but I got SIGA with what I had and it's up 50 dollars already.
apologize
>>50569896Retail is starting to capitulate, this is how we heal
>>50569776>worried about liquidity on spy optionsRetard>>50569567Yes I can take profits at any time. Depending on how today goes I might sell it today. At the latest I'll hold it till tomorrow
>>50569889Bobo BoboGo awayCome againAnother day
>>50569883>a gamestop soon>big short momentwell which is it?
>>50569888>you can win 90% of your trades and still blow up two thirds of your accountHow? Im not one of those retards who HODLS on a loss. Thats what stop losses are for. I dont do silly shit like options and futures.
>>50569337my favorite strat. works every time as intended. simple as
>>50569928wrong lmaojust take a look at the leader of the pack: LOGIworst earnings in their history and they are mooning
>>50569934A Big Short moment as in I'm the only one who truly has the forbidden knowledge...Soon...
July 26 10am, it starts.
>>50569928Almost a guaranteed downside in the short term simply based on the number of potential headwinds this week
>>50569869Wait you guys actually day trade? I just buy random shit and sell it 5 years later for massive profits
CB Consumer Confidence (Jul) 95.7 97.2 98.4 New Home Sales (Jun) 590K 660K 642K
>New home sales: previous 642k expected 660k actual 590kHOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>50569975What are those home sale numbers exactly?
>>50569843Depends on what you want to do. You could sell it and depending on what it’s worth you only pay 15-20% in taxes... Get another mortgage for tax free money and interest write off, Or convert it to a rental take another loan out on it tax free cash and buy another house to turn into a rental
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DXY going up... but so are precious metals. Miners all catching a bid.
>all the twits tards who shorted SIGA lmao
>>50569959Day trading is bad odds because you are against HFT algos.The best method is swing trading a stock that you have thoroughly researched.
>>50569975that's so fucking bullish holy fuck its already lifting the market
>>50569984https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/new-home-sales-222>New Home Sales measures the annualized number of new single-family homes that were sold during the previous month. This report tends to have more impact when it's released ahead of Existing Home Sales because the reports are tightly correlated.
>>50569975>590k lolololol>>50569984U.S. New Home Sales MoMActual-8.1%Previous6.3%
>>50569945We’ve all been there and feel exactly how you feel now.. We were all going to be billionaires in 5 years day trading
Tfw owned 100 shares of BOIL at 37.50 and sold 50 at 60 then another 40 at 80. I know I shouldn't regret making profit but the pain is there Bros. At least I still have 10 shares but I'm resisting the urge to FOMO back in. Convince me not to PLEASE
Bros... I'm finna shit my pants
>>50570014why are you laughing stupid bobo? don't you see this is already lifting the market?
>>50569765When you rent you are throwing your money into a black hole every month. You sound like pic related right now.
>>50570029who is this?
>>50569765jesus you're dumb lmao
>>50569975>>50570014Don't be retarded. This is actually bullish because it will make the Fed think hard about being too hawkish later this week. Powell pivot is coming.
>>50570029When you pay taxes you're throwing your money into a black hole every year.
>>50570029i HATE people with disabilities, and i HATE stupid people the most of all the disabled people
>>50569945alright champ, just keep it up and report back next year
AAAAAAAAAA WE'RE MELTING UP THE ECONOMY CRASHING WAS ACTUALLY BOOLISH AAAAAAA
Why can't SPY break 393 what the fuck man
>>50570061That's why I don't pay 'em
>May New Home Sales were much higher than forecast>market went up that day>June New Home Sales are much lower than forecast>market will go up todayLol
>>50570089BAD NEWS - PRICED INGOOD NEWS - A VERY PLEASANT SURPRISE
SIGA bros….
>>50570107SIGA niggas...we need to do a celebratory piss orgy.
>>50570021Retard sell for profit then wait a bit and put into KOLD. Natgas about to get heamed by volatility
>>50568661Looks like I'm getting a stimmie!
>>50570087Give it a moment to for the inertia to succumb to the gravity of the situation. We'll be back to $350 SPY in no time.
>>50570029I mean, I own a house, but I'm just being realistic. the only real advantage of owning a house is being able to do what you want and collecting the appreciation. otherwise it is a money sink if you aren't collecting rent off it. I live in Texas for example. There could become a point where my property taxes are the same or more than what rent is right now.
>>50569858>Largely due to China suddenly developing a taste for itwhat? How come now they notice chocolate. It's like they're doing things just to piss us off.
>>50569454>411'd
>>50570107HolyFuckingShitWe’re gonna make it, bros.SIGASIGASIGA
>>50570086>>50570087I think there's still some assumptions that the fed will significantly ease or start to pivot soon in response to bad news, but we've been getting some real bad numbers lately and these have to matter at some point. Also keep in mind Powell said he's ok hiking until we hit 4.1% unemployment.
AAPL recovered quite well over the last few weeks, how will earnings on Thursday affect the stock?
>>50570132glass the bugs for the good of our caloric intake!!!!!
>>50570154It will be a barometer for luxury items. Probably pretty good and I can almost see Apple at aths by end of year or end q1 next year.
>>50570154i bought a mac studio max but i declined to purchase the studio monitordo with this information what you will
>>50570154bad earnings - priced ingood earnings - never priced in
>>50570154>>50570150Apple reported layoffs on Friday and the market reacted pretty badly. Also they pulled out of Russia since last earnings. Unemployment numbers will dictate the recession status.
Hmm.... my extraordinarily conservative portfolio is already down quite a bit of money...
somebody bake i've got stuff i want to say
Why is xom getting heemed this hardLol, wtf
>>50570125This is actually so fucked
>>50570184priced in lmao stupid
>things are obviously going to accelerate/google will post bad earnings and then the FOMC causes everything to dump tomorrow>bulls still insisting this is merely a dip and slurping for the next leg upReally
>>50570131It is true that it's a money sink, but you can offset that a little with tax deductions. I write off tons of shit every year because I have two home offices (for tax purposes, anyhow). Renting is also a money sink, but at the end of the day, you have nothing to show for it. At least with owning a home your money is building up equity in an appreciating asset.
>>50570207where the hell are the states getting the money...
>>50569666Jesus. Tell me that's fake. How could air do that?
>>50570125Hey you know what would help with that inflation? MORE INFLATION!
>>50570192Well that's odd, my extraordinarily conservative portfolio is up 33% today.
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Bake it already
The US Economy, MSFT and GOOGL, report earnings in 5 hours 40 minutes
>>50570233Bonds and taxes. Unlike the federal government they actually have to pay back their debts with taxpayer money or subsist on taxpayer revenue. Crazy, right?
>>50570237idk seems legit to me, air is actually very heavy, i heard he lived though
>>50570233unspent covid relief funds they've been sitting on to show their administrations did such a good job during the pandemic that they had a surplus
>anons bought SOXL at $60 but not SIGA at $8.80those who fudded siga, you understand you will probably cause a few anons to an hero right? thats all on you
>>50570263Headless boomer.
i lost 5000 dollars today
>>50570280i personally can't believe i didn't double my $20 sept call position on friday
>>50570131You realize when you rent, you are paying your land lords property tax, mortgage and all expenses plus profit. You do realize landlords make profit right?
>>50569010Noooooooooooo. First it was KB toys. Then it was circuit city. Then RadioShack. Then Boarders. Then Toys R Us. Then it was Fry’s Elrctronics. Now this? God I hate this generation.
>>50570171Lmao fucking delusional