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I am not poor, I am just in a transition where my profit is slowing

>>50569375
Pilpul

>>50569375
>there is in inflation
>that's not inflation
>there is maybe a little inflation
>there is some inflation but low
>inflation is only transitory
>inflation is higher than expected but won't last long
>inflation is at record highs and is likely here to stay but here's why that's a good thing

same old story

>>50569375
BTC is not collapsing, we're in a transition in which the asset is losing all of its value.

>>50569375
I am not gay, I am in a transition where my ass has sightly more penis in it

>>50569375
kek boomers crashing the plane with no survivors. imagine being gifted the most advanced and prosperous country the earth has ever seen and destroying it in less then 80 years

>>50569396
>>50569424
>>50569439
my sides

>>50569396


kek

>>50569375
it's funny watching libcucks scramble to sort out the breakdown of their bullshit taxonomy while rightoids peacock ineffectually, as if the economy crashing with no survivors is a victory

It's just amounts of money. Nothing important like Ukraine.

>>50569375
WE'RE NOT IN A RECESSION WE'RE IN A NOT-NOT-NOT-UNRECESSION!

>>50569375
The economy is trans now, it self identifies as a period of growth despite the economic numbers being it's in a recession.

If you tell any of the bulls that it's not a real good economy and it's actually a recession, then that is hate speech and you are a bigot who is afraid of trans people

i'm not a pickel morty, i'm in a transitory in which my skin is pickling, i'm transitory riiick!!

i'm not a pickel morty, i'm in a transition in which my skin is pickling, i'm transitory riiick!!

>>50569375
>i'm not homeless i'm just in a transition where my home ownership is slowing

>>50569484
>as if the economy crashing with no survivors is a victory
It will be come November

>>50569573
Go back

>>50569375
kikes be kike'in

>>50569375
Recessions are transitory sweety.

I'm not dead, I'm just in a transition in which my heart is not beating.

>>50569375
heres a cool chart. nasdaq % change adjusted for inflation

>>50569465
That's capitalism for you. Everyone wants to get rich so these things happen. This is why china is eating our lunch as they have central planning

>>50569375
>the economy is transitioning we need you to be supportive and give it positive encouragement

>>50569710
>he thinks this isn't all planned
LMFAO, NGMI

>>50569375
It's not a failure, it's a "deferred success".

>>50569375
I'm not fapping to tranny porn. I am in a transition where I don't focus on the penis on the "girl".

>>50569611
Guy transitioned himself into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

>>50569375
I am not pilpulling, i'm in a transition in which i'm confusing you with my jewish lies, sophistries and fallacies.

>>50569375
It's not race war. We are in a transition where whites don't fight back.

trannies

don't worry goying, keep spending

>>50569375
senile whore of the wallstreet

>>50569375
>politically motivated economists making up euphemisms and shit
wow. water is wet!

>>50569375
kind of true not really a recession in a traditional sense where some stores at the strip malls close its a global dollar short squeeze preceding hyperinflation and ww3, it's much worse than a recession. the god damn plane is crashing into the fucking mountain

>>50569853
Actually, the water is not wet, it's in a transition where it's dryness is slowing.

ellen: i'm not a woman, i'm in a transition in which penis is growing

>>50569424
This, but unironically.

>>50569894
My gold bars will soften the impact kek

>>50569465
The Federal Reserve was created over a hundred years ago. Social Security was enacted long before boomers were born. The Great Society socialist movement was enacted when boomers were in elementary school. Silver and gold were demonetized before boomers could vote. But it's the boomers fault!

>>50569375

>>50569375
…did she just…
Call our economy…
A tranny?!

>daily wire
Nazi website

Me and your mother are not getting a “divorce” we’re just in a transition of untied relations

>>50569853
There's spin, and then there's whatever this is. Gaslighting isn't even a sufficient descriptor.

>We're not on a sinking ship we are on a floating device on which buoyancy is slowing

>and that's a good thing!

>>50569407
What exactly is pilpul?

>>50569484
Democrats will be wiped out in mid terms. If shit continues going down Trump might even win which is every libcuck nightmare.
There is already nostalgia for Trumpnomics.

>>50569611
Checked.
My sides.
Pickle Rick gets me every hecking time!!

>>50569375
>I'm not a disgusting retard, my intelligence and attractiveness is just slowing

>>50571449
It's their fault for being so smug and blind to what was set into motion while they came to control all of the power and wealth, yes

>>50571478
How fucking convenient:
"Notably, there are no fixed rules or thresholds that trigger a determination of decline"
-- https://www.whitehouse.gov/cea/written-materials/2022/07/21/how-do-economists-determine-whether-the-economy-is-in-a-recession/

>>50572099
boomer parents had CNN open the other night and the anchors seemed calmly resigned to the fact that Trump is getting his foothold back and that "MAGA-backed politicians" have burrowed their way back to positions of power. They are already insinuating that le Drumpf has a strong chance for 2024.

>>50570973
For (you).
What about everybody else not owning shiny rocks? Did you think of all the cryptobros who will soon be broke af and wont even be able to afford kneepads?
Did you think about their knees, anon?

>>50569465
>>50569710
Historically ignorant Zoomers see below
>>50571449

>>50569375
imagine fingering her butthole while having her doggy style

>>50569375
>"Don't fight the fed"
Said the loser
Fight the fed literally every time and you will be right 100% of the time. Also, growth is not slowing, we are literally in a recession given growth is negative, not slowing but negative

jesus fucking christ now they want to transition our economy???

jesus fucking christ now the libs want to transition our economy???

>>50570973
(You)ganda

>>50569375
i hope this bitch dies

>>50573266
Fighting the fed means you've been shorting over the last decade retard. Longing now is fighting the fed.

>>50569375
The consequences of stolen elections

>>50569375
CLOWN WORLD

>>50569375
I am not a rapist, I'm just in transition to having sex without consent.

>>50573230

>>50572003
The bilge pump isn't failing its just removing the water slower

>>50572616
Not everything revolves around dicks and sucking them, anon. Somebody needs to clean the toilets after the great reshart.

>>50569611
Kek keK

>>50569710
Kill yourself

>>50569375
how can one take this granny fuckface bitch serious? whats wrong with todays world? how can such an abomination have a word to say? just look at her its time to sit on a park bank and shut the fuck up like old people do normally.

>>50573930
you're a double-retard

>>50569375
Solch eine juderei.

>>50569611

>>50569418
It is the same cycle over and over again but it cracks me up every time

>>50571775
Newspeak, perhaps?

>>50574674
In der Tat, Bernd, in der Tat...

>>50569375
So the growth is receding? Almost like a recession?

>>50569375
We're transitioning into a recession. The recession isn't here yet. Point to where she lied.

>>50569375
that's a man

>>50572057
rabbis splitting hairs over what the t*rah etc.mean

>>50575895
you should kys, my man

>>50569375
Russian had these since 2014: is was called "negative growth"

>>50572057
Watch it with the antisemitism buddy

>>50572417
Looking forward to see how you are going to fix everything! Hahahahahahaha!

>>50569424
it's value is increasing. it's price is falling

>>50569375
This man is jewish

>>50569375
My favorite fed chairman

how will the media report on this because even normies know were in a recession?

>>50569375
when I hit it janet finna be yellen if you know what i mean

>>50579390
the media will blatantly lie, as usual

>>50569710
China's likely fucked big time by their demographics.

>>50571449
real talk, everything people blame boomers for was enacted by the greatest generation. Boomers had no political power until the late 80s and early 90s. Boomer can be blamed for everything that happened from Clinton onwards, but that's about it

We've been in a recession ever since Covid started. Next year we enter the depression. The media and government is just gaslighting the masses that everything is alright while everything collapses before our eyes.

>>50580265
no we'll probably just have a big war to set us straight

Media is used to deceive

>>50569375
Wtf indeed

Low Growth != Negative growth you troglodytes.

>>50569375
The economy identifies as slowing chud. It is not a recession.

>>50569375
It's like some fucking Westworld episode. They're telling us a new narrative and we're supposed to just pick up on it and go through our new loops. Just enjoy your reveries and don't question the narrative.

>>50572057
a way to distract a conversation by convoluting simple understandings. Also while trying to make your opponent confused into submission.

>>50569375
Hahaha, oy fucking vey!

>>50569484
>while rightoids peacock ineffectually, as if the economy crashing with no survivors is a victory
How is it not a good thing? It's the ultimate Schadenfreude of "we told you so". Beyond that, when people are hungrier and poorer than they were under "le evil oranj man!", and thr violence really starts, that violence will be directed to the people who are perceived to have caused the problem, i.e Leftists, Communists, Climate Change loonies and Social Justice Activists.
This isn't sure term, Nigger tier Democraft thinking that you're used to, in the longer term it's a huge win as these people are told to sit down and shut up.

>>50572057
'dazzle 'em with bullshit'

>>50569424
The dollar is just such a Chad that it's strengthening against BTC.

>>50569375
>this is not actually a grizzly bear ripping through your tent walls, about to eat you, its merely a large 1500 pound brown carnivore on his way to a lunch buffet. nothing to worry about

>this isn't a plane crash landing, this is merely an unplanned descent at critical velocity

>this isnt a zebra, its merely a horse like animal with black and white stripes

god these fucking people have no shame or self awareness of how full of shit they are

I don't have a small penis, I'm just in a transition in which growth is slowing

>>50572057
Literal meaning in Hebrew is "adding pepper", as in you add enough seasoning to a shitty food to make it edible. In the figurative sense you add enough words to a lie to make it believable.

>>50583066
I'm not flaccid, I'm just in transition between erections

>>50569375

https://youtu.be/4EjZIn_u4do

https://youtu.be/Qrjykk3U4fs

>>50571449

SHHHHHH!!!!

Rationality is NOT ALLOWED on 4chan! You deserve a permaban...

>>50585455
Post face. You're probably a boomer

>>50585488

U 1st.

>>50569465
It was doomed from the start. If you'd been born at the same time you'd have done things just the same, old chap.
>no! i don't want this house for 3 years salary, it's too cheap! take it back!
There's this wonderful meme in here whereby everyone blames entire generations of people instead of the bankers etc who oversaw them

>>50569375
It's not a war, just a special military operation.

>>50569611
Kek

>>50569375
THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
FUCKING NEW SPEAK IS EVERYWHERE
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>50569375
>we aren't drowning
>we are transitioning from inhaling air to water

>>50569611

>>50569375

This is a full-blown lie. It's not even misleading.

If growth was slowing, but we were still growing, then we would expect to see something like; GDP is +2% in the 1st quarter and then +1% in the 2nd quarter. This is not what's happening.

We have a -1.5% GDP, which means the growth is completely contracting. It's not slowing down, it's reversing.

I fucking hate politicians and bureaucrats so much. They all deserve to burn in hell.

>>50569611
Just go the fuck back reddit faggot

they are really trying to propaganda out of this

>>50569375
These Kikes are obsessed with transitioning, if it isn't the economy its chopping off kids cocks or ethnic cleansing Europe and North America.

>>50586844
Do you think when people post Minions, they’re actually talking about Minions?

Huh.

>>50569375
It's not theft, it's displacement of molecular structures.

>>50586764
what are you whining about?
they printed a load of fake money and released it into the economy. retards spent it, and GDP went up. But it was *fake*. That's why you got inflation.
Now that money is gone and the numbers are coming back down.
Do you want them to stay at that high level forever? Why?
> because recession!
shut the fuck up. This stuff is infantile.

>>50569407
/thread

>>50569375
Rule of aquisition number 94: Females and finances don't mix!

>>50569911
Brilliant and checked

>>50569375
>She doesn't know what a recession is
HOLY SHIT OUR ECOMOMY IS FUCKED BECAUSE IT'S BEING RUN BY A RETARDED TREASURY SECRETARY RECESSION INBOUND RAISE THE SAILS HOIST THE ANCHOR! THIS TWAT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS SAYING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

“Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. The economy is booming. Let me repeat myself, the economy is booming. Back in my day we didn't call it ‘economic downturn recession’ whatever; we called it the “Hoover Hustle.” OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Barry Soetoro. Ol' Barry used to do taxes down at the pool hall. He saw the consumer price index, and let me tell you, if Barry Soetoro says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.“

>>50569375
It's not a recession if it's a permanent decrease in the wealth of everyone who isn't in the mafia.

>>50589482
this is not accurate, you're using too many complete sentences

>>50569375
you will eat the bugs and be happy. it's the final phase, save up food before 2024 or get fucked

>I didn't hit the wall, I'm in a transition where beauty is decaying

>>50569710
Impalation, flaying and dismemberment are not enough punishment for vermin like you.

>>50569375
>Growth is slowing
Negative growth is not growth. See you in 2 months when the food shortages start, you demonic cunt.

>>50587434

You're actually retarded and reading into things people aren't even saying. Reread his post again moron. He's stating an objective fact, he isn't giving an opinion or whining about anything.

>>50569375
Your honor, it wasn't rape. It was simply sex where the consent was obtained by threat of physical violence.

We are in a transession.

>>50586844
Nigga if you didn't get a post-post-ironic chuckle out of that you are the redditor.

>>50569375
It's a financial gender transition because you're about to be fucked hard.

>>50569375
The Jew cries out in pain as it strikes you

>>50569710
imagine actually thinking this

>>50589482
This is a pretty accurate Biden-bot. Imagine if he spoke this jive real clean like. He'd have my vote.