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I met an old, fat bobo,
Shorting in his pee.
I said, "Hey old, fat bobo,
I bet you can't short me!
You've grown too fat you lazy slob.
You're just an old Tomnoddy!
Hey Fattercop!
Hey Fattercop!
You can't crash anybody."

And then the old, fat bobo,
He made a final thread.
I said, "Hey old, fat bobo,
It's time that you were dead!"
I withdrew my link, his face turned pink,
To kill the old Tomnoddy.
But then I thought, I'll leave it be;
He can't crash anybody.

I met an old fat bobo
In his final REE.
His gains all old and tattered,
And he could hardly see.
I shooed a dump into his lair
To feed the old Tomnoddy.
'Cause how can you kill a bobo who can't crash anybody?
How can you kill a bobo who can't crash anybody?

I met an old, fat bobo
In his bankruptcy.
His life all old and tattered,
And he could hardly see.
I shooed a dump into his lair
To feed the old Tomnoddy.
'Cause how can you kill a spider who can't crash anybody?
How can you kill a spider who can't crash anybody?