/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50563650
Anti-semitic

>>50563650
Let's see. I walk up the stairs, make a coffee, and then walk into my "office". Probably about 100 feet

However long it takes for me to roll out of bed and turn on the company laptop.

2 meters (2 seconds), from my bed to my computer.

>>50563650
>move 4 hours away from work
>100% of work day is spent driving to and from work

>>50563650
If they paved a road between mine and the main road my job is on, it would be maybe 1km from my house.

Without that road paved, it's like a 2 mile commute.

it used to be 25 minutes each way
then it was 5 minutes each way
finally it is 0 minutes each way
i am incredibly unhealthy both mentally and physically
work from home is a double-edged sword

>>50563650
I already do lamo.

>>50563650
6 United states customary feet (2 seconds), also from my bed to my computer

>>50563650
My old manager at Walgreens tried to make us clock in AFTER we changed into our uniforms. I told him that under no circumstance would I be putting on my uniform on my own time since it's something that's work related. Same with the bag checks at the end of the day. You check my bag WHILE I'm still on the clock, not after. If it's work-related, you PAY me. Fuck these assholes.

>>50563650
that would incentive people to take the long route to work, stop by mcdonalds, etc. and drastically cut down on workplace efficiency. that's a reddit format meme, yet again showing how stupid redditors are

>>50563654
You mean semite-critical?

Your commute is your choice, wagie. Move or change jobs

>>50563650
Business owner here. I used to agree with you until I took after my dad and started my own successful business. In my experience growing up and later running my own business, it is that if you give wagies an inch they will try to take a mile. Every. Time. Thus, I rely solely on the good old fashioned merit system. You want to make more money? Convince me why. If you can't, then just stop. The only thing more sorry than a wagie asking for an undeserved raise is a wagie that keeps asking for an undeserved raise. The first and only negro I hired gave it a week before he was asking about "the boss business" and would not stop nudging me about it. He kept incinuating he wanted to "work his way up" and "become a co-owner" despite not knowing literally anything after the first two weeks, as in this trade it takes years to be any good. I encourage people to bust their ass working, and when I see it I compensate them. The problem, however, is that a good portion of shitty workers think they deserve way more than they do. I am not of the boomer mindset (poorfag potheads on this site will still say this though). I have tried to be fair. I have been fair to the best of my ability. But as for the shitty wagies? Give me a break. It is the same shitty wagies that made the "meme" of your pic related. You realize I have to do whatever I can to survive as a business. You are not getting paid when you leave your house, jesus christ. The only reason you get your paycheck in the first place (from your often half assed work) is because of me. Maybe instead of pushing for more socialist shite like this and you put that energy into being a better employee, you can climb the ladder. My god. The fight against the wagies never ends. I know it won't though. Oh well, I will be ok. The shite wagies? Not so much.

>>50563650
I do this when I clock out. I'll just leave with enough time to get home and clock out at the correct time. No one's ever questioned me but I'm sure I can palm it off as a one off thing, say I just wanted to get some work done at home or some bs.
Haven't tried before work as it seems a little too obvious.

>>50563742
>Same with the bag checks at the end of the day
They check your backpack to retrieve possibly stolen goods from the store? lmao
Do they check your pockets as well? It sounds humilliating

>>50563690
Based

>>50563690
wasting your time to waste the jews. half based

>>50563853
I've decided since this post I'm going to try do it clocking on and off to see if I can. I think my best tactic is to clock on 30 mins early, commute and turn up 30 minutes late. Then disappear 1 hour before I finish and clock off normal time.
Thanks for the inspiration OP.

>>50563690
Lmao

>>50563650
7 minutes but im always late to work because fuck em

>>50563690
Even better

>move 20 hours away from work
>100% of work week is spent in a single driving session

>>50563883
Pigs get fed. Hogs get slaughtered.

>>50563806
ok boomer

>>50563663
>>50563666
>>50563667
>>50563737
Expected you redditors to bump this

>>50563650
Employees should at least be compensated for gas and vehicle maintenance. We should also acknowledge that productivity and actual "work" are very limited. A couple hours at most during an 8 hour shift, on a good day. A few hours in an entire week.

The other thing that would need to happen would be that the government would have to stop taxing the everloving shit out of every company smaller than Walmart or Amazon.

>>50564037
Holy kek that pic. My sides lmao. Reeling right now over how "democrats" is right after "murderers", meaning that when they made the sign and they were thinking of groups to list, the murderers made them immediately think of the clintons. Also "gangsta rappers". LMAO you would think they'd type "Gangster Rappers" like good old christian folk but no, they had to say gangsta. This shit is hilarious

Also hindus kek what did the hindus do to the crazy sign guy

>>50564037
Also notice how fatties aren't listed as a group. Lmao. Lol. Look at that double chin on the guy holding the sign.

>>50563806
>The only reason you get your paycheck in the first place (from your often half assed work) is because of me
Not to sound like a commie, but without wagies, you don't have a business, you obnoxious faggot.

>>50563650
roughly 35 minutes, it would be hell if i hadn't bought a car recently with my pumped zha0 bags

>>50563650
30 minutes early morning, an hour going home thanks to traffic and American city cucks not knowing how to drive and use turn signals.
I hate living here but I can't afford to take off, so drug dealing it is.

>>50563650
I walk 20 mins to work. Highly recommend.

11 minute walk
If for whatever reason I can't walk then it's a 4 minute drive
Living by work is nice.

>>50563654
And that's a good thing.

>>50563742
>Walgreens
Man, I hate this country.
There's like a dozen fast food joints, Walgreens CVS and Walmarts stuffed together in one area and then vast woods and empty wilderness.
Just build commie blocks and factories that produce a profit.
Fuck this retail hell hole.

>>50563715
i am incredibly unhealthy both mentally and >physically
>work from home is a double-edged sword
Same.

>>50563754
Nah, fuck off.
>I DONT WANT TO IMPROVE SOCIETY BECAUSE SOMEONE MIGHT ABUSE THE SYSTEM.
Shut the fuck up boomer.

>>50563806
>you give wagies an inch they will try to take a mile. Every. Time.
Nah, this all in your head and you're lying.
I doubt you even run a business.

>>50564146
Bullshit. Business owners can automate processes like pic related.

>>50563806
>poorfag potheads
You hired a nigger, you're the stupid retard here my guy.
Lmao.
I'll work, you pay me, stop asking me to go above and beyond when I'm working.
Jesus fuck that wall of text is from a failure of a man.

>>50564037
Americans are pretty pathetic.

>>50564163
The morning drive is rarely bad, but the drive home is always the worst. The sun is the most intense. Everyone is on the fucking road when they shouldn't be. Everyone is fucking exhausted, so their reaction time and decision making skills are shit. Schools are clogging up roads with buses. Every 18-wheeler is trying to make their last drop-offs for the day.

I fucking hate everything about the commute home.

>>50564166
Sounds comfy anon

>>50564112
It's hilarious, don't throw stones in a glass house.

>>50564208
>Every business is a coffee shop.
The star bucks near me closed down.

>>50564233
>fucking hate everything about the commute home.
This is another reason why a walkable city is great it cuts down on clogged traffic.
But goodness gracious we can't do that because niggers and poor people might benefit or abuse the system.

>>50564208
Then do it instead of hiring niggers

>>50563952
This ain't animal farm champ

>>50564264
Walkable cities would need to be built from the ground up. Overhauling existing cities would be even more expensive, and either way, you'd need to suck the dick of every major and minor politician in a 10,000 mile radius, then bribe them, to even get the permits to begin the planning and research part.

>>50564219
>>poorfag potheads
You hired a nigger, you're the stupid retard here my guy.
Lmao.

Good point. I overlooked that part of my larp. It was pretty good though huh? Something to laugh at as I eat my dinner. You didn't have to say I was a failure of a man though, meanie. Although you were calling the carefully crafted story version of myself the failure. Not my real self, so I guess its ok. Also get a grip, you poorfag pothead. I sold 300k FTM this last january, making me almost certainly more wealthy than you. Faggot.

>>50564280
Ok hog.

>>50564339
just build your own city

>>50564280
My point still stands though by the way. You better watch out for yourself, jackass. Don't want to lose that $15 an hour job.

>>50563650
You're not producing anything of value for the business during your commute.
Although I agree with the sentiment that pay/housing should be better so that you don't have to waste a good chunk of your day commuting.

>>50564381
>>50564413
As does mine. You think of yourself a leader but by all measure you are not.
You watch yourself too. There is millions of me out there happy to take from you. And by your attitude I think they'd be entitled to.

>>50564189
keep seething on your unpaid drive to work wagie