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When I eventually have sex I won't do the doggy position I will only do missionary because I want to look at her face and eyes

>> No.50558658

>>50558594
Why are you guys so fucking gay?
I bet you want to get married and have kids with every bitch you like too

>> No.50558667

>>50558594
Gay!!!

>> No.50558682

>>50558594
if you're writing this she'll be a 2/10 and you'll reverse this decision

>> No.50558707

Do you really want to look mom in the eyes like that?

>> No.50558745

>>50558658
>chainlink thread
>Virgin larp thread
It’s a bunch of thinktank Jews in Israel or New York just jacking off with eachother

>> No.50558772

>>50558594
I just switch positions because if I don't I finish very quickly

>> No.50558792

>>50558594
What are you waiting for? Just buy a hooker. I don’t think hookers like missionary but I always make them do it anyways and I kiss them too.

>> No.50558844

>>50558594
This was how my bf started off. We'd make love and when be came he would say i love you.

It was the most intense feeling ever. But after 7 years he doesnt give a fuck anymore. He once told me to finger myself because when he gets out the shower he wants sex.

It felt like awful, like i was just a sack of meat there to pleasure him.

I dont cheat but i wish i could do something to make him realise how much he makes me feel unappreciated.

>> No.50558909

>>50558792
>Just buy a hooker
I don't want a cumdumpster that has been used 100s of times
>inb4 that's the average female

>> No.50558933

>>50558844
Based triple dubs, but no gay experiences here please

>> No.50558956

>>50558594
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.50559019

Most girls look like 7/10s-10/10s from the back doing doggy.
>>50558909
LOW T KEK. Most women are whores and disappointing. its not a disney movie u will be disappointed thats all. beaware of "love"

>> No.50559023

>>50558909
That’s the average female. Hookers are at least nice to you and let you do what you wanna do. You can tell her to finger herself while you shower because when you get out you want sex. Then afterwards you can cuddle with them and watch Dexter’s Lab or something

>> No.50559032

But anon what if she LOVES doggy and especially pronebone?
>t. has fiancée addicted to pronebone

>> No.50559035

>>50558594
:). I wish infinite cummies for you anon :)

>> No.50559041

>>50558844
Extreme cringe, nice triple double btw.

>> No.50559053

>>50558844
>like i was just a sack of meat
We all are and you are nothing special
>i wish i could do something to make him realise how much he makes me feel unappreciated
Have you tried telling him that

>> No.50559057

>>50558594
Reverse cowgirl is more fun. Holding her up in the air against a wall is a lot of fun when you're younger. I'm old now though, so I just hurt the next day if I do that.

>> No.50559692

>>50558933
Im straight, but i have gay and lesbian friends, its 2022

>>50559053
I am special though. We all are, in our own way.

No, why would i tell him that? He should be a decent enough person to realise what is right and wrong

>> No.50559723

imagine obsessing over a basic human function.

>> No.50559749

>>50558745
This is an amusing possibility

>> No.50559767

>>50558594
Unironically missionary is the best position

>> No.50559768

>>50559692
Women sleep with all their gay male friends. You could try doing some of that. It's not cheating because he's gay etc

>> No.50559770

>>50558594
>I will only do missionary because I want to look at her face and eyes
Every girl I have been with for extended periods prefers mish or girl on top. Can plough hard in mish. With girl on top I can plough even harder - pull her in close and angle her pelvis so you can jackhammer well. First few times mix it up but after a while it always falls back to those.
>anon it means they are bored
at the point where they are making these choices they are wanting it. Have started to wonder if "missionary is boring" is a jewish lie.
>>50558792
>. I don’t think hookers like missionary but I always make them do it anyways and I kiss them too.
They are women, they like women things. Women like missionary, eye contact and kissing. My hobby is converting whores into FWB

>> No.50559774

>>50558745
you got us, we order chinese then sit around thinking of threads to post

>> No.50560217

>>50558844
Super gay but I am checkin those digits
Captcha: N0HM0

>> No.50560236

>>50558594
based. hand holding while gazing deep into her eyes as you thrust in and out of her warm hole, is pretty patrician desu. doggy is animalistic and i will do it but after we hold hands and bond

>> No.50560334

>>50558844
You have discovered that there are different types of love. This was me and my wife when we first met but over time the novelty wears off and what you hope to be left with is a different kind of love that is more of a mutual respect and the trust that we are working towards the same goal. Greeks had different words for love that encompass these feelings, you start with Eros, a burning erotic love and after you've burned through it you hope that was it left it pragma, enduring pragmatic love. Anyway now I have a side piece (sometimes she even joins in) and she has kids and a lovely home, pragmatic.

>> No.50560496

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.50560535
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50560535

>>50558745
Why are Jews like this? Whynso they make these threads? Constantly try demoralise? Why are they such bad people?

>> No.50560664

>>50558594
Not me, my virgin former lesbian whore is ugly as fuck but LOVES to fuck me and cater to me. I LOVE to eat that fat fucking ass of hers and she weight 120 lbs. God damn if she wasnt such a sluty pear I wouldn't be with her. I love being worshiped as daddy. Still I will never marry.

>> No.50562340

>>50558594
Gay

>> No.50562412

>>50558594
Doggystyle feels better because her soft ass cheeks will stimulate the area around your sac. You don’t get that with missionary. I usually start my wife off in missionary, then let her ride my cock so she can orgasm, then finish off dogging her. By the end she’s basically on her stomach almost flat

>> No.50562427

>>50558594
Good for you anon. Thanks for this thread, it is very important.

>> No.50563055

>>50562412
I need to be fucked now :/

Thanks

>> No.50563218

i just want a wife bro

>> No.50563346

when I have sex I guarantee I'm going to cum in less than 10 seconds