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>My dog has seen my private key Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:36:22 2022 No.50554243 [Reply] [Original]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:43:44 2022 No.50554366 >>50554243 You know what to do! :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:44:45 2022 No.50554383 >>50554366 Migrating to another wallet.

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:46:58 2022 No.50554429

>>50554243
your ((((dog)))) is an advanced robotics unit run by none other than the World Economic Forum leader William Gates the fake adulterer who needed an excuse to crash this market by selling everything in a divorce court which apparently trumps fiduciary duty who now has everything he needs to know through a simple camera installed on said ((((dog)))) which will be decided upon shortly as worth stealing simply to send you into the pods to be a good laborer for Maoxism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:47:01 2022 No.50554431 >his private key isn’t implanted into his dogs back fat, secure but ready for easy access at any moment

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:50:15 2022 No.50554480 >>50554383 >>50554431 >>50554429 >he knows how to fetch my hardware wallet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:51:31 2022 No.50554503 >>50554243 No I have not

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 17:53:58 2022 No.50554548 >>50554503 what are you doing on the computer? you were supposed to be fetching the neighbor's hardware wallets

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:02:00 2022 No.50554684 File: 2.18 MB, 384x378, ..gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You jest but this will become a legitimate concern

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:06:57 2022 No.50554752 >>50554684 >guide dogs with x-ray go pros can read my computer's RAM

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:08:44 2022 No.50554775 File: 23 KB, 432x412, Klaus-Schwab.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50554243 You can thrust ze dog

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:13:28 2022 No.50554855 Too late, he cashed out for a container full of jerky treats

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:22:08 2022 No.50555022 >>50554243 Lock him in a cage and move your coins before he snitches the private keys to the glowies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:23:24 2022 No.50555042 File: 412 KB, 588x391, schlopp.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50554243 (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP))) (((SCHLOP)))

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:27:20 2022 No.50555099 >>50555042 QUIT DRINKING THE LIQUIDITY DOGGO! >>50554775 >>50554855 checked >>50555022 checked >he's been barking in morse code

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 18:50:37 2022 No.50555527 >>50554243 Your dog sold you out nigga, he told me your key in exchange for a few slices of crispy bacon. It’s my wallet now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 19:09:48 2022 No.50555895 >>50555527 I'm reporting you to vitalik

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