/biz/ - Business & Finance

*farts softly*
you can't predict what's coming...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gY2wtmcADo

So now that recession is cancelled, what should we be buying. I guess soxl is back on the menu?

>>50552056
I have to go to the dentist in two hours. This is bearish.

SIGA ATH today. $20

I told you guys based on the Elliott Wave forecast the top of SIGA was $16. You didn't believe me and now it's struggling to stay above 14. Lmao.

Reminder recessions are outlawed all you have to do is cancel them too bad previous generations weren't this smart

Not sure WTF that will have been at all

>>50552083
I have to go on Thursday. Last time I went was January 24th, and we all know how that went.

>>50552088
So, are we selling or are we holding? I think I might continue to hold until the orders start rolling in, though this hype pump is tempting.

Another choice story "immigrants are achieving the american dream!". Weird how native born people are essentially barred from it due to not literally being supported by alien governments to invade the burger shithole.

>Recession fears drives down energy
>Biden brags about lowering gasoline prices
Does that mean he brags about a recession?

Hands up frens!

Market nowhere near the bottom. QQQ P/E is still in the 20s, should be in the low 10s. Also, check ‘em

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!?!?!

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT

Name a stock that pays decent dividends and 100 shares cost less than $2,000 for the purpose of selling CCs

>>50552088
Best I can do is jews pump and dumping it between $13-$16 while retail hodls until the next rugging

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50552137
Afcg

SOXLsisters.... not like this....

>>50552137
Berkshire Hathaway

Anyone els in DVN?

That was the flattest least volatile open I've ever seen.

it's unironically over

*dumps on you*

>it took near seven years for dow to recover from 2007 high
>2020 covid crash bottoms didnt even get near 2015 levels dow
>the bottom is in though
>bonds are becoming more promising returns every other month now
>whales with hundreds of millions care about your gambling casino when they are guaranteed higher returns with bonds

enjoy the relief pumps but zoom out

GOT DAMNIT MY FUCKING CREDIT SPREADS ARE STILL UNDERWATER DESPITE NOT EVEN BEING IN THE MONEY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Up Down Up Down Up Down Up Down

>>50552056
Is that the guy that created Reddit

>>50552122
Recession is cancelled, just go back to buying your fang stonks.

IIIIIIIIIIII
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEE


GDX

and

gold

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50551833
I am impregnating this whore next

CHECK THE FUCKING MACD AND RSI ON SIGA THIS PUMP CANNOT LAST

One hour before open on this glorious day
S I G A
I
G
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>\o

What in the fuck is silver problem?

>>50552137
VALE. Next ex-div is 9/20 and last ex-div it pumped to $20/share. I'm stacking a shit ton of $14 calls on them for sept

peter dickshit

wow thats a pretty red start

I dont know if i can recover from this one

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH UXVY THIS SHIT IS A SCAM

Uh oh VIX.... UH OH

>>50552218
>buys calls AFTER the pump
Retards like you are a dime a dozen on smg

lol @ siga puts
lmao even

SELL THE SIGA NEWS YOU FUCKING RETARDS

at least GME is still going down

>>50552238
Buy high sell low so other anons can make gains

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED
WE
TOLD
YOU

>>50552216
Lots of stops below $18 from the past 2 weeks.

holy smokes

Damn

OOOOOOOOOO THE BIG SLURPARINO

In case you didn't notice, I did a big poo as the markets opened.

>>50552154
What the fuck is it doing?

OUT OF MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>50552097
literal who lmao keep coping nigger

UH OH VIX!

same old morning dump into newer highs, bobo's gonna get hooked again. Watch and learn.

>last week was just another market dead cat bounce

We're heading for Cuoba! Where the candlesh are as red as my russhian bhallsh!

Oh kek nevermind the market is going down.

>>50552238
Wtf are you talking about? I bought calls near a 52 week low when it was trading at $12/share..

just bought UVXY Calls for this week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kk6wLZN4X74

>YFW you didn't buy the """rally""" last week

GAY SEX

AND YOU MIGHT BE
HOOKED

>buy calls at open because the white house has a plan to avoid recession.
>investors are selling off anyway
>lose money
What the fuck is wrong with the market we should be green as fuck now that we've avoided the recession, or am I missing something?

SIGA RSI ON THE DAILY IS OVER 90 ZOOM IN MOTHERFUCKERS THIS PUMP CANNOT LAST SELL NOW RETARDS

First

>>50552305
>Avoided the recession
When will people understand the kind of transparent the current administration is being. You say it's not a recession, even though it clearly is a recession, so that dipshit bagholders continue to hold bags because it's """technically""" not a recession until the NBER calls it a recession which they only do retroactively 6-8 months after it has begun. But the literal conditions for the beginning of a recession to be called, whether or not a regulating or analystic body has done so, is two negative consecutive quarters of GDP growth - which the white house has come out plain as day and said will be the case before the next print. They're telling you, plain as fucking day if you can listen, that line do and in fact will go down, while feeding the normgroids the party line of "it's not a recession because we say it isn't and dealwithit.jpeg". This is literally the fucking government coming out and telling the smart people to stop holding bags while giving the idiots a message to cling to and continue accumulating into the downturn because on a long enough timeline they will turn a profit if they have balls. For everyone else that has brains and balls, gtfo and rebuy at or near the bottom, which will be at minimum (and this is being incredibly optimistic) around the 2800 range. Personally I think it'll be closer to 2k flat but I am admittedly and unashamedly a delusional bobo.

tl;dr learn to read
>also holy FUCK hiroshimoot figure it the fuck out

>>50552316
Ive been so bored

>>50552305
It's unavoidable

test

>still 22 days to M1 expiration
>M1-M2 contango is already this juicy
>even though VIX isn't low
How come? Does it mean this level of VIX is the new low?

Also 4channel is ded

>>50552294
metallica should have quit early 90's they sound horrible live everything is out of tune from signing to drums. altought metallica does not use backing tracks covertly in live performances unlike most megabands

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYOdPA0Dcu4

>>50552305
are you trolling or did you seriously not understand that the white house is trying and failing to gaslight everyone into redfining what arecession is so that they can claim either we arent in a recession or that its a surpirse recession nobody could see coming and therefore only racists would blame the white house or whatever

>>50552344
4chan is being manipulated by fucking kikes to keep it artificially low.

Are we back?

>>50552364
>even the servers are being short ladder-attacked

Yeah, Im thinking we're back

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 4CHAN

WE'RE BACK

How do he fuck is Redbox still even a thing, much less doing a fucking 2x today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus

HELLO? BROS? CAN YOU HEAR ME ARE WE BACK!

>gas goes to 5/gallon
>drops to 4.99/gallon
>biden: yeah, im thinking we're back

>>50552288
A Russian market doesn't dump without a plan.

Thoughts?

>Siga pumping and they had to shut down biz because of it
Its the next GME/MRNA. Get in now.

>>50552357
wait if recession is inevitable, and the white house changes the definition of recession to be far worse than what it has been in the past, and we get this new recession thats even worse.... oh shit, we're fucked, the line will surely go down bigly. It's going to be way worse than I anticipated.

>>50552380
Jewish sorcery.

>>50552371
The fuck are you doing here?

GDP Thursday. Careful, this could turn into a surprise positive event. I think the gdpnow of -1.6% was getting priced in, but consensus is at 0.4% which would actually avoid the recession by the standard definition of two negatives in a row.

>>50552380
i dunno I stopped videos on redtube in like 2013

Wtf is wrong with the VIX. This shit is ridiculous

>>50552433
gdp: >-2%

SCREENCAP THIS POST

test

FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT INTO FAKEOUT

>>50552433
Yeah Goldman gigajews got it as a positive 0.6% i think. They can fudge it enough to give everyone the win and pump markets for 6 months.

yeah, im thinking we are black.

>>50552433
GDP better than expected is bearish

Thoughts on EBAY?

>>50552305
>the white house has a plan to avoid recession.

Reminder recessions and genders have both been cancelled you chuds

>>50552433
shit was slowing down before Jay started hiking interest rates, and ((consensus)) is we actually grew in this environment? the kikes are going to rug pull this shit so fuckingly it's going to be like a circuit breaker level event when that news story breaks.

>>50552490
>"is the female gender in the room with you right now?"

>>50552482
It's not a recession!!! Stop saying things! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

I shorted your stock, nigger
I shorted it, nigger
It made me gains, nigger
It got gains, nigger

Thoughts on how high FAZE will go?

I missed out on two trades today because I didn't trust the abysmal volume.
>>50552450
Did you mean <-2%
>>50552459
>>50552475
If we go down from FOMC, then a positive GDP should start the next leg of the Golden Bull.

>>50552478
Ebay cucked and now reports your sales to the IRS. Fuck them.

BREAKING NEWS

NANCY PELOSI SPOTTED ON DAVID SOXL'S YACHT OFF THE COAST OF SAN FRANCISCO. RUMORED TO BE DISCUSSING AN UPCOMING PUMP

>>50552433

>>50552514
what a bunch of snitch ass cunts

Holy shit I love the Biden stock market

We are literally in a recession right now and the markets don’t even care

the sentiment is in and it's HECKIN' BULLISH! :D

>>50552317
>also holy FUCK hiroshimoot figure it the fuck out

>>50552433
>He doesn't know recessesions are not outlawed

wow, sad stuff lots of anti-science chuds here in /smg/

Oilniggers we are back

>>50552494
>>50552459
>>50552511
It's actually hilarious how clueless you guys are. It's all about how far the fed will have to go

Get yourselves some humanbioarmor.
>>50552511
>If we go down from FOMC, then a positive GDP should start the next leg of the Golden Bull.
Yeah, markets are looking for an excuse to rally. Thats why it didnt dump at last cpi. After all the gas price spikes the most it did was 9.1% so markets were bullish. Pretty sure cpi will start to come down too. FOMC itself isnt a dump reason anymore though, markets feel the fed is on track now and getting it done.

By next month; cpi could show a pull back, gdp might be better than expected and fed will do 75 as predicted. August could be a good rally.

>USAC puts

>4chan comes back
>i make a funny thread
>immediately deleted and banned
>>/biz/thread/50552396
4chan is fucking dead

>>50552529
>the markets don’t even care
They do care. It means the janny Fed will feed them free money again. No more shitting of diapers.

I bought more SOXL at $16.70

>>50552511
-3 is greater than -2 in terms of oscillation and whole values, -2% of 100 is less than -3% of 100

My UVXY puts AND calls are increasing in value today

What’s it mean

>>50552545
Glad I held. Phew

>>50552557

>>50552547
>t's all about how far the fed will have to go
The fed wont have to go far. They will do 75 bps as expected and if gdp is slightly positive the day after everyone will say see its all good! All good means fed can slow in rate hikes in latter half of year or next year.

Good morning /biz/ hope you had a nice weekend! Made a retarded move last week and lost 600 bucks cause of AMC. Back to SOXL/SOXS now. Any word on when the CHIPS bill Senate vote is?

>>50552547
alright ((Mr. In-the-know)) What should I be buying right now to position my self for Wednesday, and what should I do on Wednesday to position myself for Thursday's open?

It is all so tiresome

>>50552508
A fucking eSports team has a listing?
WTFWT

>>50552584
I know. I just want to teleport right into jannie's room (with a gas mask on, due to the fumes) and bash that fattie's head in. then pee on the body and tp back

We back?

>>50552586
It's up 40% right now. lol

>>50552606
We never fucking left

GLORY BE THY GAINS

>>50552550
we're still good
nice swing opportunity

>>50552611
Did they do something to cause it to bump or is this some dumb thing I should look to short?

I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMOREEEEEEEE

should I long oil

Steel and Uranium, frens.

>>50552637
Wow, that's a BIG Biden win!

I have made a financial decision.
I have moved to a very conservative portfolio of:
- 80% QLD
- 20% TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls
The bottom was in

>>50552577
What are you even talking about? They are focused on inflation. What does GDP have to do with inflation? A stronger than expected (or priced) GDP print will make it easier for the fed to keep going. There will be more running room for them. If it comes in much weaker than expected we might see a rally because of speculation he might pivotn8x2x

>>50552637
malarkeysisters... we got too cocky...

>>50552637
>35 for single and 70 for double
Oh thank God he did the math for us, never could have figured that out

wtf happened with rdbx?

>>50552673
or, best case, we get a massive recession with 6% inflation!

>>50552580
3x leveraged USD

>>50552692
Why are you actively rooting against America

Bonds are pricing in 75 points. What's gonna happen if they hike 100?

>>50552713
It's going to get priced in then

>>50552671
based

>>50552673
Because a positive gdp is better that a negative. It also means the economy is stronger than expected and rate hikes havent slowed growth. Plus means we avoided a recession so reason to go deeper into risk on.

>>50552713
Bonds are pricing in 3% max by end of hikes. Thats why auctions are all showing notes and bonds around 3%.

>>50552713
>What's gonna happen if they hike 100?
Coincidentally, the likelihood of it being priced in, is also 100(%) :)

>>50552671
I like it
>>50552580
And by the way. I'm doing this >>50552412

>KTOS
Just awarded $54mil to develop engine for Air Force. Buy now everyone!!! It is a nice hold or short term trade.

>>50552712
The Federal Reserve is not a government institution, they are privately held, and they are responsible for most of the inflation occurring now. Granted the government isn't off the hook either for printing dozens of trillions and secretly sending it off to various governments under multi-year-long secrecy orders but that at least made sense - Uncle Sam came out of pocket to keep shit from completely imploding, it's at least understandable. But saying the Fed is both causing inflation and doing nowhere near enough to get a handle on it (nothing short of Volker-tier rape hikes will be enough) isn't "betting against America". It's openly saying a private institution has too much power in being able to issue currency and put policies in place that fuck shit up for America and really the entire world due to the fact that our bonds are only payable in our currency. It'd be one thing if it was just the US facing an economic crisis and dealing with inflation, but it literally isn't; we're fucking shit up for a ton of other countries actively by not doing enough to deal with inflation. The second problem is that "doing enough to deal with inflation" would be great if not necessary for survival in the long term, but it's going to shitdick everyone twice as hard in the short term and that doesn't look good at all for the party currently in power. It's 0% a coincidence they're doing everything they can to say everything is fine and try to keep the facade propped up as we're getting close to midterms.

Just enjoy the ride and quit telling everyone with a functioning brain they're "betting against America". I fucking love America, but holy fuck we are rawdogging everyone right now with a pozzed cock with retarded fiscal policy being implemented by a non-governmental institution.

>>50552785
I will buy some

>>50552751
>>50552751
>It also means the economy is stronger than expected and rate hikes havent slowed growth.
It's how I said. The fed needs lower demand. That will potentially mean higher unemployment and most likely a recession

>>50552804
TL:DR
>Poopoopeepee

>>50552433
>defined date
>defined calculation
>surprise

>>50552832
>most likely a recession
Or the soft landing of no recession and still get rate hikes. Thats what a positive gdp will convince the market is happening. If it shows positive the whole argument of a soft landing is given a new life. Not sure i believe it still but the market will run that cycle for a month until the next cpi in august which may or may not be better.

>>50552840
This tbqh

Fucking faggots rooting against America need to be put down

>>50552712
my family is from Armenia fuck America desu

Why line go up

WHY THE FUCK LINE GO UP

>>50552804
I ain't got time to read all that shit, can you just post if SPY will go up or down?

>>50552712

When do I get out?

>>50552880
Forwarded this post to ICE

>>50552887
What line?

>>50552862
I’m rooting against the cabal running the US and rooting for the American people, primarily the younger generations. You don’t have to be in favor of Fed fiscal policy to be pro-American.

>>50552897
down

>>50552853
>>surprise
It's the advance (earliest) revision, so it's certainly possible that we get a "whoa this is much better than we expected" and then it gets revised down over the next two revisions.

What buying opportunities are presenting themselves today boys

>>50552909
Faze
Cause why the fuck is faze up?

>>50552916
Lol whatever commie

So what did you fags do to get us blocked all morning?

I just want a country where 30% of my earnings aren't given aren't given congresspeople's friends and donors

>>50552862
>Rooting against America
>Wanting fiscal policy that won't kill the dollar and wholly undermine the power of this great nation
Pick one and only one, communist.
>>50552897
Crab with relief rallies until midterms, then hard down.

>PYPL earnings report

I'm scared bros

2 days left.you guys ready?

>>50552951
Watch closely as I do it again...

>50552945
Yeah, confirmed red, would be better ded
>>50552916
Never forget /leftypol/ seethes in these streets because they hate profits and are retarded cumguzzling troons.

>>50552637
>"Everywhere I been hearing all around the country. You're trying your BREAST, but it never FEELS like enough."
A VERY COMMON COMPLAINT, indeed!
seeth and cope chuds. Grandad is bringing home the bacon.

>>50552953
>aren't given aren't given congresspeople's friends and donors

you had a stroke anon??

>they said I wasn’t a smarty pants for buying last week
>looks like I’m the only smarty pants on head retard

>>50552970
pls no

>>50552924
This image just made me realize that I'm such an incel. I want to make love to my gookfu so badly, but she's on the other side of the planet right now so I can't.

>>50552951
I heard that they where working on fixes to prevent people from posting embedded images with files in them

>>50552958
god i hate paypal so fucking much. in fact, im bearish on anything payment-related that isnt a card. tried to pay at target the other day with my gift card balance off the app and it was a nightmare.

>>50552954
>>50552975
LMFAO, commie trying to larp as a RINO. Best believe when Trump gets back into power we're coming after you first, faggot.

>>50552983
can you blame anon

>>50552999
check'd, i guess?

Green line go up!

>>50552945
If Fed policy can perpetuate American hegemony then I’m all for it. Maybe I’m missing something the central planners understand. So far though it looks like they’re a one trick pony with no off-ramp plan. All they can do is skew the data so public opinion doesn’t get too bad. I’m dubious of their ability to tame inflation or even their desire to.

>>50552995
>Implementing major fixes during America hours (AKA the only time which matters)
Also, it seemed like a Cloudflare ($NET) issue. Short Cloudflare.

>>50552862
>the current state of the zoomer generation
>all is lost, america officially third world country
>thanks zoomers

What are we selling SIGA at? 20?

>"are you eating ze bugz yet, zon?"

UVXY bros…..I can’t take it anymore. This is a scam

>>50553021
America will be fine. We survived 8 years of Obama.

>>50552564
I think we're due for a big vol spike soon. At least over 30 on spot by end of week.

>>50552364
I can't believe they crashed 4channel.org to suppress LINK

I made $100 buying SIGA calls at open and then selling them later
That's enough for me. Have fun with your gay sex

>>50553086
Sir this has been 9 years and 6 months of Obama, I don't think we can take much more.

HOLY SHIT SIGA BROS WE ARE BACK TO THURSDAY PRICES
I KNEW THE WHO WOULD SEND US 2 DA MOON!! HAHA GAY SEX AM I RIGHT REDDIT BROS?

>>50552637
>for one peson

>>50553081
I also would like to have an explanation. Is it broken?

>>50552939
>UVXY below 11.50
>SIGA puts above 15
>DRIP $19C 12/16

We're my plays today

>>50553096
she must have hit the wall really hard.

>>50553086
Obama wasn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened to the US and he continued Bush-era fiscal policy along with foreign policy and only really differed from Bush on how much gibs to give niggers. Different side of the same coin. We’re in a substantially worse condition currently and our only saving grace is that the rest of the world is doing even more poorly.

>>50553128
this but non-ironinectally

>>50553148
>Different side of the same coin
he let the faggots get married and now the faggots are raising a generation of children that are going to grow up and have to run what's left of this country.

>>50553096
ive had somewhere in the realm of 10-15 sexual partners (cant remember) and i never got 1 pregnant. All you have to do is wear condoms or birth control, how retarded to have gotten pregnant 21 times.

Guys, you do listen to your Sigma male affirmations while trading, right?
>my mysterious masculinity is a door women are incredibly curious to open
>though I am alone my adversaries don't know if I'm all by myself or if I'm capable of calling upon a hundred warriors to come to my aid
>part of my Sigma strength comes from shedding my armor and risking it all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMsen-CME5k

>he doesn't listen to his affirmations
ngmi

>>50552442
It wants to give you contango gains

>>50553133
People afraid of getting burned by options with the way the market has been for the last few weeks is my guess. Volume will pick up eventually which will lead more into options and I think we're going down hard once action returns to the market.

Gubment owned energycorp dun goof'd with their bigbrain move of letting subcompany Uniper buy a kraut gas company

Gon buy dese while dey cheap

>>50553177
Abortion is their birth control

>>50553017
This meme will only check out if he wins, reps will not allow him to run as a republican again, he will have to go as independent. Which means he won't win because it will split the hard core republicans. And biden stays in.

>>50553146
y r gooks so fuckin weird and stupid all at once
>bought a small baggy of siga upon open
>sharts around
like pottery.

>>50553128
Lol, this homophobe shorted SIGA

>>50553148
Put down the doomerspeak and pick up a Bible. Prayer will heal the nation, we will come back stronger than ever in 2024.

>>50553177
>having more than one sexual partner
Fucking sodomites i swear

SIGA top is in at 15.

What do you think of my technical analysis? I'm thinking we will test the actual bottom around 70 percent drop from here, can't really go any lower then 1000 or so. Might take some time but when we retest the bottom for a few months it would be a good time to buy in riskier tech stocks.

is the recession over

>>50553221
Good lad, stay pure.

>>50553186
>>50553186
>hink we're going down hard once action returns to the market.
What do you mean? The indices or UVXY?

SIGA trading volume is off the charts. Do you think this will keep climbing?

What's with this low volume, I haven't seen a thread last this long since The_Reddit invasion of 2020.

>>50553256
We'll see in two days

So basically the market will spend 10% of its time over the course of this year doing nothing because we're all waiting on the fucking fed circus.

>>50553256
yep, canceled. bullmarket is back!

>>50553204
oh no you mean I won't have red jewish shill over blue jewish shill. OH NO!

>>50553232
>What do you think of my technical analysis?
it's shit
the consensus is that the bottom will be at 3000~3200, a minority of doomers say 2000

>>50553256
What recession?

I can feel it

>>50553273
The indices which will draw people back into options spiking the VIX. The market's been in limbo for a while.

>>50553286
bull bros...we won

I love days when we go for hours neither hitting my stop nor doing fucking anything at all; it is my favorite thing

>>50553204
That's tough because I'm not voting anyone but Trump. He is the face of the GOP whether their weak spines like it or not.

>>50553279
Doubt it. It spiked to well over 14 in premarket already.

Need more news of gay pozzed sex for it to move further.

Anyone else considering to buy Calls for MSFT, GOOGL, META, AAPL, and AMZN this week during FOMC? I can't figure out if the market would go down till Jerome Powell speaks Wednesday.

biden just outlawed recessions

I love how there's 45 minutes of each day when any thing is even eligible to fucking happen, and I love spending 10% of each month waiting for Powell to go oogabooga into a television camera. I love this market, and I love joe biden.

>>50553214
Why are you chasing money if you believe the teachings of the New Testament?

>>50553305
The VIX is up today. It's just that UVXY lags it for some reason. I don't get the pricing of the VIX futures yet but I figure I should just into futures trading to avoid bullshit like that

>>50553331
>aapl
i'd wait until 28th for it

>>50553177
i've had like 40, stopped counting

>>50553221
cope. also

>sodomite
stop talking like an 1800s preacher lmao. dumb frogposting retard

>>50553331
Meta? Zuck the cuck is burning his company down regardless of what the fed is doing. Advertising revenu has dropped massively in general.

>GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM

U V X Y
YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI
YOU UGLY
YEA YEA
YOU UGLY

>>50553346
I do not seek wealth because I get it through prayer.

>>50553331
one of these things is not like the others.

>>50553232
Maybe not the diagonal I drew, but you can't ignore around 2500

Cool, so it's more clownworld pumping into the fed's pissing-on-a-fire rate "hikes" that we'll still use an excuse to act like Russia just h-bombed Turkey or something.

>>50553354
VIX futures have been shrugging most things off since last half of last week, but maybe that had something to do with expiration. I think the spike is coming soon. This week most likely because we'll be getting a lot of news which probably isn't good.

>>50553354
Learn about contango, futures pricing is about sliding from the long term VIX future price (around 28.7 right now) towards the spot VIX (23.6 right now). The sooner the contract expires the closer to the spot VIX it becomes.

Siga breaking $15 again!! LETTTSS GOOOOOOO!!!

I honestly can't wait for them to get whatever they need out of the fucking "misaligned" "labor pool," so they can stop deliberately making the stock market in a massive charade does nothing but suck communist dick for anyone who doesn't work in a PPT partner hedge fund.

My Bavarian Nordic Stock made over 72% return in the last 2 months. This is nuts...

Brace your anus yall about to get Janus.

>>50553408
Pumping? Nay sir, we are crabbing. I have a spot on my vessel if youre interested in crabbing with us. Its crabbing season

23,62/ 16r= 1,47. 1,47 move on the VIX expected

>>50553424
>The sooner the contract expires the closer to the spot VIX it becomes.
You mean UVXY?

>>50553452
oh ok

>>50553346
>being Christian means you can’t have a job

This webm might not be useful today, but I'm sure it will come in handy.

GOD DAMMIT
I turned on my air conditioner and now I'm TOO FUCKING COLD
Not good for my portfolio

Well fuck this. You win, Powell. You conditioned me to not even attempt to trade turnarounds to the short side, so mission accomplished, you market manipulating bunch of literally socialist autocratic faggot fucking assholes who hate democracy.

>>50553481
>redditsave.com

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Baking!

>>50553510
you're too soon retard

Glowing rock bros, is it too soon to say we're back?

FUCK TECH WAS DOWN BUT S&P WAS STILL UP WTF!

>>50552905
By the looks of this chart I'd say.... May? Yeah, May looks good.

>>50553488
Never doubt the JPOW

>>50553458
I'm not talking about UVXY I'm talking about VIX futures.

>>50553517
Nope. UUUU will march to 11.

America is healing. The doomers and naysayers said it couldn't happen.

>>50553491
Oh...yeah, hehheh...

>>50553101
how fucking poor is this board? hundred bucks? you gotta be fucking joking nigger

>>50553548
Repent.

So the market is gonna wait for MSFT and GOOGL earnings report tomorrow?

>>50553096
Don't get why people care if others you don't agree with or want to live with or near, genocide themselves. Why should I care if a bunch of radical leftists and niggers want to sterilize and or not reproduce? If anything it should be encouraged tbqh.

How do i invest in this?

>>50553548
kek. literal reddit turbofaggot kys

>>50553550
Money is only one aspect of life, some of us find wealth in the arms of God.

>>50553550
Please do not fucking bully me

>>50553522
ultimate clown world

>>50553593
Get a better job dude.

>>50553533
>>50553548
Literal retard.

>>50553550
Permabulls are poorfags and kids.

>>50553550
I'm personally 5 figures, about to find myself in the mythical land of 6 figure hell.

New
>>50553615
>>50553615
>>50553615

>>50553593
stating facts is not bullying g, you should aim to get more $100 is nothing

>>50552905
>he didn't sell the bounce

>DVN
I'm laffin

>>50553522
>hurr durr
because oil is up, as well as banks and other non-tech stuff

>>50553548

Natural gas chads, how we doin?

>>50553620
Would you mind donating to my charity since you have $100?

https://www.internationalbiblegivers.org/

Every dollar helps, god bless :)

>>50553640
Feeling great. Should've bought more. What are you holding?

>>50553671
metric fuckton of OKE

>>50553620
You are the biggest faggot and the biggest asshole on the planet, and I would be happy if you died.

>>50553538
And since UVXY tracks the front month the same should apply then I guess. Expiration for the front month is 17/08

>>50553695
Nice, good luck

>join theta gang
>sell credit spreads
>that was two weeks ago
>DTE fast approaching 40
>oscillated to entry price over said two weeks
>down 30% on each spread

THETA GANG WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME

>>50552297

>>50553354
>The VIX is up today
doesn't look up to me

>>50552405

>>50553740
Front two months actually. I think it starts all in M1 at the start and transitions over time to all in M2 on expiration. I could be wrong.

>>50552317
>which they only do retroactively 6-8 months after it has begun.
Not likely since it began in January and it's almost August.

VIX is basing, with the rollover today I think vol will be active again

>>50554124
Please bc I am full of UVXY calls