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BREAKING Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:23:41 2022 No.50547109 [Reply] [Original]

Musk didnt bang Sergey's wife

Musk self-played the incel card in his defense; deflating todays attacks against him

Tesla stock dropped 0.5% moments after Musk announced his involuntary celibicacy

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1551389048572301312

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:25:01 2022 No.50547125 >>50547109 Stop talking about this pathetic stuttering psycho He gets off on attention, ignore him and he WILL kill himself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:25:42 2022 No.50547132 File: 206 KB, 616x567, D51B8F97-71B6-4884-AFCC-1B8F692275D8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50547109 Sex Sex Sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:26:56 2022 No.50547147 p.s. rich people are compulsive liars

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:34:13 2022 No.50547246 >>50547109 Didn't he recently have twins with one of his executive officers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:36:01 2022 No.50547271 >power & money doesnt attract sex sounds legit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:36:50 2022 No.50547282 >>50547147 Lol what

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:37:22 2022 No.50547293 >>50547109 Cannot wait for Tesla to die

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:38:03 2022 No.50547302 File: 81 KB, 579x564, pepe-red-eyes-sweating.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50547109 >tons of other people were there >wasn't even romantic He fucked her at a billionaire orgy didn't he?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:42:00 2022 No.50547357 >>50547302 I feel like it shouldn't count if it's at an orgy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:47:07 2022 No.50547422 >>50547109 "Ages" to a top 20% Chad = like 3 weeks

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:49:49 2022 No.50547450 >>50547282 How many people do you think a billionaire has to crush beneath himself to become a billionaire?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 02:54:22 2022 No.50547492 >>50547302 He figured it out Also he nutted in her ass and everyone knows anal isn’t sex Billionaires are tricky like that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:07:22 2022 No.50547649 File: 184 KB, 953x939, 1658116732086531.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50547109 >Hasnt had sex in ages He's trying to preserve his wizard powers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:32:40 2022 No.50547909 >>50547109 He had twins like a couple months ago. Musk is a compulsive liar, he has been lying about FSD for like 5+ years.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:33:15 2022 No.50547919 >>50547649 precious bodily fluids

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:38:03 2022 No.50547983 >>50547109 >elon (((musk))) pivoting his grift to the incel crowd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:40:42 2022 No.50548015 >>50547109 Kinda based

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 03:59:33 2022 No.50548222 >>50547147 this, most people are liars.

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 04:01:53 2022 No.50548248

>>50547109
This doesn't sound entirely convincing.
'haven't had sex in ages' = the stewardess on the flight the day before didn't want bought a horse. Sigh.
The cunt needs locking up, he's obviously incapable of even remembering having rolled his mates wife now.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 04:05:01 2022 No.50548277 >>50547246 >tfw the last time you got your dick wet it costed you 36 years of child support

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 04:20:51 2022 No.50548408
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>>50547109
Original sauce is the Wall St Journal - its also full of detail like when it happened (December), that Sergey has been dumping Musk related investments since, that Musk went down on his knee before him to beg forgiveness - and that sounds exactly like the kind of cringe smarmy shite this fat bag of ridicule would pull. WSJ is not picrel and those two def. are getting divorced, for whatever reason - someone's at it here.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:02:23 2022 No.50548783 >>50547109 Didn’t flash his flight attendant and require all his staff to know how to do massages

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:04:21 2022 No.50548798 >>50547109 What does this mean for Chainlink?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:07:02 2022 No.50548826 >>50547246 Artificial insemination. Musk is too autistic for sex.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:14:44 2022 No.50548892 >>50548408 >wsj trash

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:17:18 2022 No.50548922 File: 224 KB, 859x960, 1617002880225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50547125 One man can dream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 05:33:02 2022 No.50549030 >>50547909 He's been lying about starship reaching orbit for 3+ years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 06:06:57 2022 No.50549155 >>50547909 He's been lying about starship reaching orbit for 3+ years

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 06:27:43 2022 No.50549231 >>50547246 It takes 9 months from sex to baby anon, yes 9 months are ages for normies

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 06:29:43 2022 No.50549239 File: 276 KB, 1242x1204, musk_mother.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dVfhgt_T4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dVfhgt_T4

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 06:44:49 2022 No.50549278 >>50547109 >haven’t even had sex in ages like 5 days or what? He just paid that one hooker in Greece on his yacht 1 mill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 07:10:13 2022 No.50549336 File: 191 KB, 1131x1280, buoi0n7azcd91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>50547109 This looks more like an admission then a denial. Yikes.

Anonymous Mon Jul 25 07:13:05 2022 No.50549343

>>50547909
11 months of no sex is a long time. maybe not for an incel virgin like you, but for normal people, 11 months of no pussy is sheer agony. probably why he cheated and split with grimes because she stopped giving it up after he knocked her up. typical of women

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 08:15:23 2022 No.50549470 >>50549343 >she stopped giving it up after he knocked her up weren't they both surrogate births? the second def. was.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 25 08:20:01 2022 No.50549519 File: 290 KB, 469x584, 1641162413353.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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