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>>50543946
I've tried some of them before it became a globohomo thing.
They're just crunchy and flavorless. Not offensive or bad per se but whoever memes it as a true replacement for meat is a moron and a liar.

>>50543946
I guess i'll just eat a lot of dem, extra deep fried of course

>2030
>doesn't eat ze bugs

Are you bullied, mentally handicapped or both?

>b-but I can't survive on just bugs

Und? Was life a contest about who lives ze longest?

>but they're disgusting!

Zey're not, unless you're young and can't enjoy ze complex flavors

>cryptocurrency will free us from slavery, I don't need to eat the bu-

*wallet liquidated by smart contract* eat zem and return to your pod immediately, fucking peat-gavel

>>50543982
just add spices retard, multiple wars were fought for these

>>50543946
>Here herr anon eat zem now.

>>50544012
pods are a safety hazard tho no cap ngl frfr

they do

>>50544016
I was talking about the bugs themselves you imbecile.
Coating something in seasoning makes it taste like seasoning, what a fucking shock

>>50543946
Meat is still superior since it provides testosterone

>>50544035
>pods are a safety hazard tho no cap ngl frfr
Safety is an antiquated luxury of past times. Return to your pod und I promise you will be happy.

>>50544035
What if the pods are comfy?

>>50544061
they are

>>50544077
Zis

>>50544061
Sehr gut.

>>50544012
there are wild invasive hogs and an overpopulation of deer in my state, why can't I eat those Herr Klaus?

ze bugz will be made tasty by the goyslop complex, in order to get you hooked
i half expect them to genetically modify beef to make it less tasty

>>50544036
Why didn't he gut and cook it first.

>>50544145
>why can't I eat those Herr Klaus?
You vill eat ze bugs
You vill not ask questions
Und you vill be happy

>>50544163
>Why didn't he gut and cook it first
And destroying ze unique and pure flavor? What are you ein enemy of science?

>>50543946
I'd prefer them blended so I don't have to chew through their shells

>>50544302
the crunch adds texture
if you want smooth then eat ze worms

>>50544302
i remember a simpler time when humble cricket farmers were trying to sell cricket dust to gym bros because its cheaper than whey, can be flavored to taste the same, and doesnt give acne.

>>50544016
spice or not it won't fucking raise the protein intake you inbred kike faggot

>>50543946
They don't

>>50544036
Busted a bug nut in his mouf

>>50543946
Some guy on youtube was cooking pill bugs innawoods. He said they taste like shrimp. Almost tried it myself since there's literally hundreds of them in my yard, but i just couldn't bring myself to fo it. I even have green onion grass in my yard i was gonna cook em with

>>50543946
american junk food tastes good, doesn't mean it's healthy or filling.

>>50544302
Yea that's the play, I also got my teeth removed so I don't have to brush or worry about tooth hygiene, I've got so much more time to watch porn and click ads now.

>>50544036
>absolutelydisgusting.jpg
that said, the bugs i ate in a small trad village at the foot of some mountains in southern China were absolute kino. also had fried blood and bullfrogs.
would definitely miss beef, lamb, and chicken if our meat was made unaffordable tho

What if I really am happy?

>>50543946
>What if the bugs taste good?
I can assure you they do not.
>t. motorcyclist

>>50544061
>What if the pods are comfy
I can assure you they’re not
>t. motorcyclist

>>50546561
>not wearing a helmet
keep safe brother

>>50546513
>that said, the bugs i ate in a small trad village at the foot of some mountains in southern China were absolute kino. also had fried blood and bullfrogs.
would definitely miss beef, lamb, and chicken if our meat was made unaffordable tho

>>50546535
>What if I really am happy?
I can assure you that you are.
>t. motorcyclist

>>50546628
>would definitely miss beef, lamb, and chicken if our meat was made unaffordable tho
I can assure you but I won’t
t. motorcyclist

>>50546628
kek srs though fren, the food in Hunan was amazing. Literally 10/10 food for every meal in like 7 different cities/towns and i grew up with a French-trained chef in the family.
wish they had more hunanese food available in leafland