/biz/ - Business & Finance

Baking.

Niggers

This is my racism portfolio, any more suggestions? Also SQQQ will print this week

always remember

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmckWVPRaI

We are gonna make it!! Siga SISSTERS!!

>>50540176
Good.

>Thank god, someone baked a new /smg/ thread! Time to start making and reading the same posts….again…..for the rest of the day……….the rest of my life……………

>>50540179
/smg/ is full of genius investors because all the ones that got rekt left?

profit
this
how

>>50540217
Turns out being homophobic is an evolutionary advantage

I hate Sundays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXLyyIjoLBU

somehow I feel Siga shorts won't get obliterated on monday, because nothing makes sense anymore. By the way things are going, it'll probably dump more lmao.

>>50540190
Good choice anon, no, great choice!

>>50540190
we like to have fun here

>>50540217
faggots at it again

>>50540260
lots of fun or just a lil fun? It's important.

>>50540156
THIS QTPIE BOOMER Is Controlling The World Economy and basically, _you are fucking stupid_

Slurped that FCEL dip. One of the most reliable flips in my portfolio

>>50540291
slurp your moms dip
#rekt

>jerome comes back into office monday morning
>gets call from banker frens
>yep, just another week of slowly raising interest rates
>what do you guys think we should tease them with now?
>no that would be too high, no that would be too fun of a drop
>yep, I'm thinking another week close with 1 percent red wick drop
>yep, those kids wont expect the 25 year recession bear market heh
>yeaaaah, 8-10 years of exit liquidity and them losing money sounds good to me, lets nikkei 225 this one boys, imagine 2030s entire decade of crab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSontQj3nIs

>>50540309
>>50540291
#ratio

>>50540321
recessions are good for the economy because they make net worth flow from unproductive assets into productive ones :^)

tranny janny edition!

>>50540156
Look at those beautiful green eyes. God I just want him to save my economy.

My neighbor with the 3 kids and the hot wife must really be the trusting sort. Hell he leaves his storage building unlocked and wide open most of the time.. Just 4 days till I can bag more shares. I just hope things stay down or hell drop even more while I wait. (Technically I don't get paid till the 29th but E-Trade won't suck the money out till a day after so I can bag shares on the 28th and it'll all work out good)

went to get grilled chicken or ribs on discount but its sunday and its only open on mon to sat. reeeeee

>>50540450
Good.

Ahem
I boofed 2 grams of smallpox vaccine
How long before I can redose?

How is Reddit so late and out of the loop? What the fuck?

>>50540482
At least 2 hours before your next piss orgy

siga homophobes

>>50540215
The planes that returned had these bullet-hole patterns. Initially people thought to armor those places more, when its more accurate to armor the areas that haven't been shot since less plans returned with holes in those areas.
Perhaps it means that even when the your positions are shot, it "flies the plane". Those positions will not kill you if they are shot, and should not be afraid to keep investing them.

>>50540497
>lordluciferhimself

If UVXY doesn’t hit $13 this week I am going to kill myself

>>50540532
Some real king Cobra vibes

>>50540532
It’s not just him. There’s only one person in the whole thread that knew what companies make the shot/treatment. How can you be that unaware of shit.
This is exactly why I rarely check there for anything.

>>50540569
>How can you be that unaware of shit
some dont want to go the extra mile

gonna get rich off puts this week

>>50540217
SIGA

>>50540545
You will be remembered.

>>50540569
Don't let them know so we can buy more cheapies

Kek so this woman, her boyfriend, and some homeless dude all cooked up some sad story and got 400,000 sent to them via gofundme. Homeless dude got a cut of 75,000 outta it. The rest after taxes, the woman and her boyfriend blew it on spurge items.. They'd have pulled it off but the homeless dude ratted them out. https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/23/us/katelyn-mcclure-gofundme-scam-new-jersey/index.html

Yummy yummy yummy I've got bugs in my tummy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_8LTUmHWP0

>>50540736
>https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/23/us/katelyn-mcclure-gofundme-scam-new-jersey/index.html

You scam a few hundred thousand you go to prison. You scam a few billions you become a crypto hero.

Best stock to short crypto? MSTR right?

>>50540176
LVMUY, nogs still like Henney right?

>>50540736
>Running a scam that could be blown up by a homeless guy
They deserve to get caught, at least crypto scammers are smart enough to not get locked up

>>50540450
Live in utah? I need new clothes and even the fucking old navy is closed today

>>50540176
Heineken, Nestle, and Coke are based? How? All I see are nigs in commercials

Did you guys know the world economic forum predicted the 2008 crash? look at their "RISK" chart. from 2007 - 2010. Asset Price Collapse.

>>50540896
Nestle doesnt consider public water access a human right and enjoys private water ownership

>>50540797
UVXY
Crypto moves with the broad market. Crypto down = market down = volatility up

>>50540569
I don’t talk to those people. I don’t even have an account.

>>50540944
>muh water
But it says racism port.

>>50540156

Pump tomorrow fellow bulls.

Is this it? Is this the week?

>Conservative portfolio of 100% PSTH expires at close of business tomorrow
>The shares are being redeemed

>>50541037
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 3 days
Yeah

The market knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is - whichever is greater - it obtains a difference or deviation. The guidance algorithm uses deviations to generate corrective orders to drive the market from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position that it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation. The variation being the difference between where the market is and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the market must also know where it was. The market guidance computer scenario works as follows: Because a variation has modified some of the information that the market has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice versa. And by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which are priced in.

>>50541053
>still 80/20
we either pump a bit or we dump really fucking hard

>>50541062
so what does this mean for hidden tigers

>>50541053
100 points lfg

>>50541079
I'm voting on lightning striking a fourth time and having the giga pump as FOMC unfolds then giga dump the next day.

please give me circuit breakers on monday

Im finna buy back into siga

>>50540896
Heineken had a commercial talking about "lighter is better" that offended people, coke had a lawsuit or something in the nineties about not hiring black people, and nestle is just D E V I L I S H

>>50541140
im thinking earnings wont be so bad and its yall niggas hat finna be heemed......

>>50541165
And by devilish I mean they exploit third worlders. But really they made it because I wanted six, I'm open to recommendations. I haven't bought anything yet

when will i be able to buy again?

>>50541191
never, market only go down now

>>50541155

If you are going to walk around with basically no clothes on, hire a body guard or bring your BF if you don't want creeps hitting on you etc etc.

I know being a woman is probably not easy, but come on.

what is some good music/albums to listen to while day trading?

>>50541219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

>>50541219
https://youtu.be/cbB3iGRHtqA
>Why yes I still hold AQB

>>50541219
This came on shuffle on Friday and it gave me a good laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJuDD93JbOw

>>50541219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRA86nb-kdg

What do we expect of Alphabet earnings?

>>50541284

>>50541219
Proper clown music
https://youtu.be/rH6b_lSQst0

>>50541284
i want to fuck married wives

>>50541328
Sounds like Brin and her were technically living separately in Dec but divorced officially when he found out.

>>50541328
Go hang out at an army base

>>50541284
They will be underwhelming. That and 100 points hike will make it short central

Is anyone in DNA? Is this snake oil or not?

>>50541284
good, that faggot sold out and let his company turn into a yiddish puppet. hope elon cucked him with 50 bastards he has to pay for

>>50541328
How can I achieve doing such a thing anon?

>>50541367
you never know with biopennies unless you are an insider

>>50541372
>sold out and let his company turn into a yiddish puppet
He is yiddish...

>>50541155

>>50541155
this is a shoop... right?

>>50541219
the only song that matter in these troubling times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvpkK3Q95Kc

Slave.

>>50541425
Thats a man.

>>50541448
the sign is, yeah

>>50541425
Stunning and brave. Buy SIGA.

>>50541469
damn. everything is so degenerate now anyways, why haven't we legalized prostitution and taxed it yet?

>>50541284
Concave tiddies...

>>50541468
>>50541476
no, this is

>>50541367
I've been looking at DNA closely as you can see by my DD in the screenshot!
When you start the client don't put localhost, change it to: 3.89.9.70. You'd need a client at https://mangband.org/downloads (runs on every OS, although the android one is shitty).
Come chat, slay goblins
Quick start guide if totally confused on start or ask in chat in-game. https://tangaria.com/guide/fast-start/

>>50541512
"3.89.9.70" without quotes and no period at the end.

How hard will SIGA dump at open?

>>50541589
I wish it would. So I can buy more.

Looks like 100 rate hike is not priced in. People think they'll only hike 75 or less

100bps coming and rugging all faggot mumus

i hope you're ready for Y2K 2.0 anon... its so fucking over...

Im hoping for a 150bps myself

>>50541646
Wasn't IvP6 supposed to solve this? Good going, you shitposting fags getting all the IPs banned.

*farts*

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>>50541646
>Pimps your IP out to Ben BGP and Nick NAT
Nothing personnel kid

>>50538767
>why does no one but me ever talk about using the VIX to time dip buying? and this is during a bear market, mind you, and it still works.
>anyone got any other indicators worth looking at? not chart indicators but shit like the VIX vs. certain stocks or indices? i wish someone made a chart of something like CPI data or Fed interest rate changes vs. the SPY or various pieces of news on current events and matching them up with how the market reacted and looking for correlations, shit like that. if there are any youtube channels or websites that focus on that sort of stuff i'd love to hear about them. but either way, i highly recommend researching the VIX more if you haven't already

I was looking through my old screen shots from well over a year ago and starting to sort some of them but I found what I was looking for.

Found some really good stuff. Some stuff about all kinds of forbidden techniques. Some stuff that everyone here would already know, some with expert spins that could help any people who have been doing it for years. Some stuff that I still do not understand despite trading options for over a year now.

Even some stuff that looked retarded but now looking back maybe we should have believed and followed suit. Thinking about posting some of it. I could post it. It's interesting having all of this information. Having complete control over when to dispense it.

It’s like the thrill of being near the executioner’s switch, knowing that at any moment, you could throw it, but knowing you never will. But you could. “Never” isn’t the right word, because I could, and I might. I probably will.

>>50541676
Unfathomably based.

>>50540176
Wow.. no GEO or RTX gtfo transplant

>>50541646
>>50541662
It is solved with ip6 and NAT one to many.


Also here's a thing someone posted a long time ago. Isn't it interesting seeing how things are now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1bwy2kSENc

UEC is sponsoring/shilling on youtube vids. Bullish or bearish?

>>50541855
bullish

>>50541532
Was that for the mangband game?

How are you guys feeling about WWE? I just don't see how they are going to grow the market

>>50541646
we've been "out of ipv4 addresses" for 10 or so years. i think we'll manage.

>>50540896
Nestle literally participates in the slave trade.
>>50540176
Add SYSCO their main earner is government contracts for prison food/commissary

>>50541803
GEO is literally trash

>>50541676
Haha

>>50541662
NAT solves it all. Or to put it another way; long as the IP facing the world (internet) is valid whatever the private side uses (lan) doesn't mean a damn thing long as it's a valid range. You can roll with a Class A IP at home and long as the internet facing IP is correct as given out by your ISP no one will care. Which in practical terms is this; a shit load of devices. It's just most consumers stick with the same old 192.168.0.xx that comes by default on their home router.

>>50541219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQpeLBl6uUk

This weeks tune

>>50541983
you can't very well NAT with DNS
ipv6 is already being used as the solution

>>50541684
>>50541846
>>50541662
Anyone else find that background internet stuff interesting? You end up realizing how much a few companies control things and the internet is only going to get bigger. Using more GPUs, CPUs etc. Bullish on semis tbqh, the future will use billions more chips.

>>50541907
I think the whole thing is a ploy to let Vince "retire" without just saying "hey I'm 70+ and I wanna sit on my ass now and enjoy life with my millions" Either that or its a way to let the company get bought by someone else now that he's outta the way. (He had all the controlling power)

>>50541983
>It's just most consumers stick with the same old 192.168.0.xx that comes by default on their home router.
this has nothing to do with NAT, it's just the IP of your inward facing interface. even without NAT, this particular IP is not relevant for the IP pool, since nobody except devices in your LAN will ever send packets addressed to it.

>>50542013
>ipv6 is already being used as the solution

No one uses ip6. It's only for shit like microwaves and fridges and shit.

Yesterday night I removed the K from KHHV. I liked it more than I expected and tits unironically felt like bags, bags of sand. You niggers weren't lying with that. I'll buy Nasdaq at 10x in 3 hours at open, that was a bottom signal

>>50542051
Cellular companies definitely use ipv6, it will only increase as chips are shoved into everything

>>50542053
holy shit the most bullish signal.......just wait till u taste her lil munky, its like metal and tilapia

>>50541676
I concur.

>>50541907
WWE won't grow its audience. Matter if fact their viewers and hard-core fan base keeps shrinking every year. They're business model is letting bigger networks use their older content i.e Peacock streaming old wwe/wwf episodes. I can only see their audience growing if Triple H changes their business model and starts focusing on wrestling again

>>50542013
I have seen the insides of major networks before and companies would rather rewire their BGP to allow using DoD address space for their internal networks than struggle with IPv6. You would think at this point IT would swap to DNS to identify all of their machines/subnets but they just aren't that bright. So much shit is still managed by straight IP addresses it is disgusting.

>>50541999
I've learned that it's not right to indulge in the feelings caused by the market but instead actively work away from them. I'm devoting more of my thoughts to my financial state. It's pretty much all day, every day, everything I do is measured. Every $5, $10 purchase is measured. Right now I'm having a game of Risk in my head over whether I'll order pizza, get a frozen pizza, or get nothing at all. I deliver Instacart if I'm desperate for cash. But decisions like this are meaningful and I'm required to put all my attention into them.

Unless you're Asian and you're listening to this while studying or something, then it's okay.

>>50542019
it's funny insofar as you learn about all the cool theoretical stuff of how the internet was supposed to work and then near the end you learn about BGP and how ISPs really route your packets and it all suddenly seems very dumb

>>50542077
That's because DNSSEC is also retardedly difficult to implement across an enterprise

>>50542074
Well considering how politically correct they've gotten over the last several years I can see why the fanbase is shrinking.. That and the women don't you know do the sexy pillow fights and stuff anymore..

I lurk /smg/ 16 hours a day and post frogs and poopy farts under hundreds of IDs.

bitcoin is dumping again. That means futures open down

>>50542051
i'm using ipv6 right now and some of my VPSs use ipv6
>>50542077
you ever go into the switch closet and theres fifteen sheets of paper on the wall listing hostnames and IP addresses of every single interface in the goddamn room but none of them are routable by name

>>50542092
>BGP and how ISPs really route your packets and it all suddenly seems very dumb

What's dumb about border Gate protocols and spanning tree protocols and ospf

>>50542126 (You)
Thank you for your service.

>>50540928
>them wringing their hands that much over the continued health of china's economy
really activates my almonds

>>50542146
Anon, I -

>>50542146
Yeah, I was the guy that made those pieces of paper :^). At my last job we'd write our name down next to the IP we were using. Occasionally I'd steal my coworker's IP and he'd yell at me for a few minutes. Shit was so funny. Maybe if AAPL had an easy to set up domain controller at that time we could have used hostnames, but no time or money to do that. I forget if it is JAMF or some other tool that does apple IT stuff now, but they're getting beat down hard over AAPL's changes.

>>50542126
Better poster than Scoops tbqh

>>50542164
BGP within ISPs is incredibly ad hoc, every ISP kind of does its own thing within its ASes and the entire system relies entirely on trust (cf. global BGP update induced outages).
it's very unsatisfying compared to other routing protocols, because the answer to just about every question about a property of the protocol is "lol i guess it just kinda depends on how they implemented it".

>>50542128
i sold the last of my crypto on this dump to double down on another investment so that means futures big green so i can buy the top again

>>50540179
>planes come back unless the gunner, engines, or pilot are shot.
Big think, but I am surprised at the control surface damage. Must have been light on any given plane.

>>50542069
I’m in love. I’ve never seen anyone more attractive in my entire life

>>50542126
and that's a good thing!

Tell me what stock to buy.... NOW.

>>50542442
GME

>>50542069
>just wait till u taste her lil munky, its like metal and tilapia
Kek
I tried to but she didn't reciprocate the touching, I wanted the chatte

>>50542053
>removed the K from KHHV
>HHV
>pic related
anon I..

>>50542442
POOP

>>50542442
Amzn and siga.

>>50542126
Honestly what else is there to life anyway? Also, cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

>>50540279

>Pre-Futures

>Post-Pasts

>Contemporaneous What-Will-Have-Beens

>Scry Portents

Remember this? Monkeypoop test Back in May?

>Eating the original AAPL

>>50542668
are normies still fascinated that ukraine exists? or they have a new thing now?

>>50542676
>Goggle

I just want a 10x in siga and ill never visit this shithole ever again

>>50542653
stolen

>>50542668
Will they take an anal swab this time? Please tell me this is true?

EBS

The pump will continue this week, libtards.

>>50542701
Its in the news again because of the odessa grain strike but otherwise no. Theyve moved on in June.

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

>>50542777
Nice.

>>50542777
Checked

What should I dump my 20k into? I was thinking about putting it in
various oil companies and letting the dividends reinvest themselves or putting it big tech.

>>50542819
All in on TQQQ 16 Dec $40 calls

>>50542835
What makes you say that

>>50542819
Amazon, apple and msft. Rest is all pointless.

>>50541589
It won't. The PHEIC declaration , plus EU order announced last week picrel, will push SIGA into the $20 range

>>50542853
Blue chip stocks are also a good option but I'm trying to maximize my gains

>>50542877
Well, my average sitting at $12.
I wonder if I should dump the rest of my portfolio to go all in

>>50542595
Is Powell actually an elf?

>>50542925
And I didn't even get to fuck any Ukraine beauties either we got taken to the cleaners bro

>>50542921
I'm all in on SIGA. Once in a lifetime investment opportunity IMO

>>50542921
It'll probably dump before it moons if it moons

>>50542939
Based

>>50542976
To where? I'm thinking 8 dollars. Might sell some puts on dis hoe frfr no cap.

>>50542925
>1pbtid
you have a containment thread on your containment board anon, please go there

>>50542886
They will out preform oil though. Just look at any of their 5 year. All 250%. You basically need to find the atlassian or teslas of short term hype tech memes.

>>50542939
It already rallied ~80% from May. It's med stock, they giga pump on rumors and then dump on news. You pretty much need to have intercourse with infected to catch it.

I have seen the future, and it is green

S&P more like poop and pee.

Part of me wants to sell his KO, take the money, roll it into SIGA, make a nice x2, sell that. Then re-buy all his KO and pay off a loan with the rest of it.. But then I recall the first rule of bio stocks; take their money then make endless promises, followed by r/s and other nasty things all while your investors just lose hope,etc. Then make more promises to entice more investors. Repeat the nasty things.

>>50542074
>triple H decides fuck it and pisses off investors and partners for dropping PC stuff
>writes scripts where some business guy goes around selling bug meat as a heel
>creates an ESG squad that are muscle for bug meat businessman

I can't take this poopoo peepee market anymore I'm fucking losing it. Half a year of decline into the abyss with more war and famine constantly on the horizon. Just dump us into hell and be done with it soft landing into hell feels a lot worse

>there are actually people who look at futures as if it says anything about what the market's going to do

>>50543196
Can't wait for when the cost of things drop like a stone as they did in 2008. Meanwhile my salary stays nice and fat. Hey more green in my pocket is always welcome. Can pay off my loan quicker.

>>50543264
>loan
What did you buy goyim

OILsissies I hope you're ready for pain this week

HOLY SHIT sigga sisters.. This is no longer fun and games... It's not a gay disease anymore.. It really is the second pandemic and I want off this ride...

>>50543052
>You pretty much need to have intercourse with infected to catch it.
Not true. There's something like 75 pediatric monkepox cases globally.
It's spreading through non sexual community transmission, eg. picrel

>>50540176
>papa johns, the company that removed their based founder, is racist
why are chuds so retarded?

why are you gambling on the spread of some disease that needs skin contact in order to spread when there are companies out there in the natural gas industry in europe trading for less than their net cash in the books, making another batch of the same cash this year with these natural gas prices?...

>>50543300
>Tattoos (creative types)
>Cádiz (basically Africa)
>Not a den of perversion and sodomy

>>50543326
>Not true. There's something like 75 pediatric monkepox cases globally.

Should we tell him?

>>50543278
House needed a bit of work. Wife needed some dental work done. A loan solved both those problems. Crowns aren't cheap..

>>50543350
Because natural gas is heavily manipulated and the G7 countries will overreact to this new disease. Shooting up it's market cap. Lastly WEF warned about this as the top risk in the next two years. They got the 2008 crash down to a tee. Yeah I think they are a good tool to track future happenings.

>>50543350
Like half of /smg/ bought into siga at 11 or above after its initial retarded pump, so they're desperate for it to become a big meme stock

>>50541425
That jaw line holy shit

>>50543368
>Cádiz
Comparing Cadiz to Africa is like Comparing France to New Orleans.

Nice cope though.

I have $1000 in GME and AMC each. How fucked am I?

>>50543350
ticker?

>>50543350
What are some tickets. Sounds too good to be true.

>>50543385
the jaw line of an Ángel

>>50540944
>UVXY
you don't go long a fucking volatility ETF nevermind a leveraged one for more than a couple of hours

>>50543414
Retarded. I hold 100 shares of UVXY at a cost basis of 11-12$ specifically for when it rips during volatility to sell all of it and then rebuy when it goes back down.
>>50543392
You're not fucked, just an idiot for holding any quantity of popcorn divvy stock.

>>50543396
>>50543407
no begging :^) time to put in your own work fellas
reminder that all market participants are your opponents and extended low prices allow for extended accumulation

>>50540179
I’ll never understand this example. The army guys were retarded. It’s completely obvious to add extra armor to engine bays and fuel lines. Same with a truck, tank, human body, etc.

>>50543392
it's just a waste desu. How have you niggas really not figured out that index funds are the way to build long term wealth and 99% of memestock buyers lose money. Spend that 2k on getting an education or something.

>>50543300
you realize tattoos are for fags right

>>50543460
Why does UVXY get to live while TVIX had to die?

>>50543478
So that is why you are tatted up?

>>50543468
You can only make a plane so heavy while still hitting range goals and reducing the amount of fuel it burns to get and stay in the air. Even if you're the military and don't give a shit about cost, emissions, or anything and have the full approval of the largest financier on earth to do whatever you want efficiency and weight limits still matter whether you want them to or not. They will happily leave crew compartments in aircraft relatively or basically completely unarmored to put more armor around the critical components like you mentioned, but it was a painful lesson they learned the hard way during WWII and to a lesser extent WWI.
>>50543482
Hand-rubbing merchants is always the answer.

>>50543475
Index funds are for pussies.
May as well hold boomer rocks

>>50543478
Show us your tattoos

>when SIGA hits 100 a share.
Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeet

>>50543475
>Index funds
Like what? Tell me

>NEW FUTURES FOR LUMBER
>A WHOLE ASS NEW PRODUCT

WHERE MY LUMBER BITCHES AT?!?!?

https://twitter.com/i/events/1550911085250740226

>>50543460
>Retarded
yes, you are retarded.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4397816-why-uvxy-is-bad-trade
ask
https://sixfigureinvesting.com/2015/03/how-does-uvxy-work/
literally
https://www.reddit.com/r/RobinHood/comments/7eog41/help_with_uvxy_what_is_this/
anyone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p45ijmdsmn4

>>50543374
You're delusional if you think all pediatric cases are the result of child rape. It's possible but highly unlikely. The more reasonable explanation is that monkepox is a GOF bioweapon that survives and transmits on surfaces
The gay sex meme is just a psyop, intended to instill complacency in non homos while the virus spreads unchecked in communities
Ultimately, very bullish for SIGA

>>50543529
nigga just buy a globally diversified fund, s&P 500 or US global stock market. Not fucking difficult to do some minimal research and stop flushing money down the toilet on speculation.

>>50543299
If you’re referring to collecting dividends then yes I’m ready.

>>50543531
Is this going to settle like RS? I'd be interested.

I hate siga but its going to be very ironic if that anon who took a near 40% haircut on his whole portfolio last week when he bought siga calls right before the big dump turns out to have sold right before it goes up even more

>>50543528
>>50543551

Bitch when siga hits $100 we will be living in a complete meltdown in the financial and medical system. We do not have the capability to withstand a pandemic of monkeypoop. Imagine the hospital filled with people that needs to be isolated.

This is all fun and games until you realize this REAL pandemic.

>>50543468
use of statistics and mathematical models in general was really naive and primitive until the cold war in general. much of the empirical science from that time is worthless garbage and people now are right to decry much of the "science" from that era as useless shit. it took lots of academic autism to make people develop an intuition for biases and confounding variables.
for models in general; the US military literally had rooms full of people computing simplex iterations in WW2 to optimize logistics. before that, they just had no algorithm at all to solve optimization problems. dijkstra wasn't developed until the the late 50s; flow algorithms took even longer. imagine living in a world where the global understanding of algorithms and mathematical methods is so primitive that nobody even knows an efficient way to compute optimal routes.

So if I buy SIGA does that mean, I could be neenja?

>>50543594
Yes.

>>50543299
do you understand that if it takes $30 to produce a barrel of crude and you receive $90 now instead of $60 per barrel sold your profit rate is double the usual?

Am I the only one who unironically thinks SIGA will dump on open? Nothing makes sense anymore so I reckon it'll dump.

>>50543594
god damn why do i want her to peg me into next week she is peak alpha female

>>50543594
Yes.

>>50543575
Yeah u rite
Hopefully anons are adequately prepared with purple pitcher plant extract for themselves and their loved ones

>>50543637
Sell the news

>>50543468
It's simple when you already know. It's a whole other thing when no one else has heard of the idea of thr number zero or the concept of gravity causing apples to drop off of trees.

We need more anons to start having gay sex my portfolio isnt going up by itself

Under the New World Order we will eat the bugs and own nothing and pretend to be happy. Those aren't the main points though, just distractions. The real point of the New World Order is the rewriting of American history to be more equitable and inclusive. Georgie Washington is now a black woman. Jesus is now a black woman.
William Shakesphere, another black woman.
Isaac Newton and Albert Einstein were Black women. Even Babe Ruth was a black woman.

>>50543637
the bart on the chart looks like a dip pump so maybe a pump into dump? Snibby market is confusing so I just long term hold now

>Cleveland-Cliffs CEO counting on boost from North American auto production
>CLF -8.87% Fri, Jul. 22
OHH NO NO NO

I'm bullish on SIGA, but I'm getting tired of hearing about it. I don't think SOXL baggies were ever this bad.

Thoughts on longing (DSP)? Viant might be viable post recession if it survives, but idk

>>50543865
SIGA is all you need

SPY 420 !banbet 7d

>>50543575
>Imagine the hospital filled with people
>This is all fun and games until you realize this REAL pandemic.
I'm diamonds rn.

are you guys ready for the fed meeting this week?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

that was the most boring opening i've seen in 2 yearss

AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!AH!

holy shit a future just flew over my house

holy shit we're mooning to 0%

I shorted SIGA when it started to dump Friday. I’ll have time to exit my short position before market open right? The Elliott wave forecast puts it at opening only around $13.

>>50543981
Are you a pedophile?

oil bros...............we are back

>>50543970
Go back faggot

Gay sex bros WAGMI! SIGA is the new SOXL

Lean hog bros...

btw if bobo cant crash da market this week its over 4 u

>>50544124
also this is FOMOC and the GDP data. if we aren't red its over for bobo

>>50543981
yeah I am ready for Jpow to doomp eet again

>>50544118
Fucking based spaghetti spilling anon revealing his power level. Long SIGA.

>>50544073
have you princess chuds made it over $100 a barrel yet?

>>50544118
Holy fuck I wish that were me.

Powell literally told everyone they were bringing housing down to give zoomers a chance.
Why are people still buying instead of waiting a year or two for lower prices?

Real easy choice; take out loan to take care of stuff or sell my KO and use the money to take care of stuff.. One would let me avoid the interest fees. The other would see me shun years of compounding gains, divvy hikes, and stock price appreciation. Yeah loan wins. Now I guess I could attempt to pull a fast one; roll into something else for a quick x2, pay off the loan and still keep my KO but then it could backfire and I'd be out my KO and my money.

>>50540156
Guys...

What kind of stocks related to pets and veterinary medicine do I invest in?

Because now DOGS are catching the monkep0x

https://twitter.com/EnemyInAState/status/1551178633334718464

What the fuck.

Dogs are catching monke now

https://twitter.com/EnemyInAState/status/1551178633334718464

What are the best stocks to invest in for veterinary medicine and pet markets?

>>50544179
>to give zoomers a chance.
LOL zoomers do not have a chance, blackrock and friends will own all that shit in a decade

>>50544210
>monke
stop bypassing my filters, scum

>>50544185
>>50544210
fuck off retard or bot or retarded bot

>>50544214
blackcock already lost trillions in just the past six months. They will need bailing out by the time this is over. Wifey said it best, whatever you think it will be worse.

>>50544234
I'm just asking what to invest in because its getting too big to hide now from the public

>>50544184
>taking out loans vs stocks
based but degenerate gambler pilled IF the loan interest % is LOWER than the overall divvy yield of your port
giga-cringe otherwise
honestly though boomer-san you should've just built up an emergency fund like picrel always says

>futures

>>50543575
the panel rejected the idea its an emergency, and then later the chairman overruled them because political pressure for reaching the incorrect answer. this was on the front page of bloomberg but not anywhere else. the market is aware of what this is, which is that if it on the chance it mutates or becomes a bigger deal than chickenpox, the WHO doesn't want to look like they ignored gay folks, because that is establishment optics suicide in the west.

>>50544248
It's sad that you think this. Blackrock will never die.

>>50544273
Well I did have one. But I used some of it to handle stuff going on at the house. Figured the good times were ahead of me once all that was done so I rolled a lot into my brokerage account. Figured by the time "life tossed me under the bus" again I'd have a nice fat fund built back up. Wrong.. Oh well ain't nothing I ain't done before, been a long time ago though, 2008 I think since I've had anything but a house payment.

wheat lovers........ what the h*ck is this....

>>50544248
You think they can lose when they're the first ones to borrow the freshly printed money hot off the keyboard of the fed?

>>50544263
Unironically SIGA. It's just that simple. Sometimes life throws you a bone Anon.

Futes Chad here. My analysis says we drop to around 3850 on the /ES if we drop below 3925 at best before turning around. Or we pump out of this.

>>50544360
Wheat doesn't open for another hour and a half

LEAN HOGS FAGS LMAO

this market is so fucking fake and gay, why can't these retarded banks just skip all this bullshit and crash the market.

>>50544438

>>50544438
>pigs are getting slaughtered

>>50544438
lmao they were so cocky last week. OJ gang sends their regards

>>50544438
OJ GANG..... OUR SABOTAGE OF THE PIG FUCKERS HAS SUCCEEDED, ITS OVER FOR THEM

>>50544359
>Figured the good times were ahead of me
And that is exactly when picrel will strike. I suppose if you do have to take a loan, pay it with your cash flow ASAP, don't pay a cent more in interest than you have to.

>>50544438
>LEAN HOGS FAGS LMAO
FUCKYOU BITCHBLODY BASTARD WE ARE STILL NET LONG ON LEAN HOGS

FUCKYOU BLOODY

>>50544438
so... does this mean the McRib is coming back?

>>50543300
Not even just a human disease anymore
https://twitter.com/EnemyInAState/status/1551178633334718464
Time to go 50/50 SIGA and lean hog futures, because once the pigs get it the farms are FUCKED

>>50544513
Oh I plan to. Gonna be getting another raise next year, what percent is still uknown (6% or 12%) so I'll be able to kick more towards payments.

>>50544073
The market has finally figured out that Saudis haven't agreed to shit

>>50544452
We just had a 30% drop, and you still didn't buy in?

>>50544601
But did u see that Brent dump wtf

>>50544546
Please do the needful (kys)

>>50544452
because banks are making millons everyday with the fake and gay movements, so then why stop?

>>50544613
That's demand destruction getting priced in hard

>>50544452
>this market is so fucking fake and gay

this loser doesn't know how to trade choppy markets and can only make money during QE. sucks to suck

some of you guys are alright. don't come to the next thread

>>50544438
Is lumber going to $0?

Next person to bake is a faggot

>>50544678
there will be no next thread.

we're not gonna bake it
oh no, we ain't gonna bake it
we're not gonna bake it anymore

>>50544725
>>50544725
>>50544725
>>50544725
new stock go >>50544725

>>50544728
Fag

>>50544560
what do you do divvy boomer? I want to be as comfy as you

Bull bros... I am thinkin we are back

I'm thinking of pulling out of global x lithium ETF. Half of it's holdings are in China and between ganfeng slave labor pissing people off and the guy that just stole 6 billion of people's wages it doesn't bode well for the Chinese EV market. Thoughts?