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I took a really big hard shit that got stuck and really hurt and now my asshole is bleeding.

>> No.50543108

onlyfans and profit from it

>> No.50543124

>>50543077
rule 32 faggotcunt

>> No.50543244

>>50543077
same here today. Felt like giving birth. I first sat there for 30 minutes when I realized it wasn't coming out.. I took a deep breath and used every fucking muscle in my body to flush that turd out.

>> No.50543271

blood everywhere, pure red colour.. also hemorrhoids like you wouldn't believe. Feels like I got fucked by Shaquille O'Neals fists

>> No.50543294

>>50543124
found the taxpayer

>> No.50543331

My turd was so big I could probably hollow it out and rent it out. It's free real estate

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50543333

>>50543077
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>> No.50543339

>>50543244
>>50543077
you guys must have got the vaccine

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50543366

>Doesn’t lube his ass before taking a large shit
NGMI

>> No.50545008

>>50543077
>>50543244
You guys need some baking soda or chlorophyll in your diet
That’s not normal

>> No.50545026

Stop eating ramen. You're literally just eating too much sodium faggot.

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>>50543077
Don’t worry fren how does a Big Mac sound to cheer you up

>> No.50545415

>>50545050
With a sweet manly thumb like that, I’d never be plugged again if you know what I mean.

>> No.50545481

>>50543077
>>50543244
Get a bidet, before its too late and you start shitting in the shower

>> No.50545551

>>50543077
>what are financial implications of this?
ftfy

>> No.50545720

>>50543077
>>50543271

im having same problem
my shits are raping me

>> No.50546210

>>50543077
>what is laxative in the bathroom cabinet
its crazy to think people like OP can vote

>> No.50546259

>>50543333
OP's post is a euphemism for being a LINK holder. Deal with it, chuddie