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I am constipated

>> No.50535599

>>50535532
2 glasses of very salt water should clean you out

>> No.50535693

Drink lots of water.

>> No.50535720

>>50535532
double espresso a cigarette and you're all set.

>> No.50535729

>>50535532
drink lots of water and prune juice

>> No.50535749

>>50535532
ever heard of saurkraut? heh nothing personelly sweaty

>> No.50535813

>>50535532
Turmeric

>> No.50535930

You mean financially constipated?

>> No.50536818

>>50535532
cocaine and a cigarette... no access to cocaine, take a ristretto or an espresso.

>> No.50538715

>>50535532
drink water

>> No.50538734

also be careful about what you eat. too much iron will constipate you, too much calcium will constipate you, too much vitamin D will constipate you. start taking a small amount of psyllium husk.

>> No.50538758

>quit coffee and cigarettes
>now my body doesn't know how to poop anymore

By the time poops come out they are anaconda sized

>> No.50538850
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50538850

>>50535532
I can't even remember the last time I took a shit.

>> No.50538864

If you drink kefir you will shit constantly