/biz/ - Business & Finance

My SPY calls for next week will be ok…right?

>>50519620
No

>>50519620
make sure u sell on FOMC day

>he’s still shilling a microcap biotech stock hoping monkee pox is the next covid
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tell me what happens when the yield curve inverts

>>50519684
Nah

>>50519683
I never cared about CoVid. Never jabbed. But monkebumps makes me nervous. Kids are getting it. Lesions on their eyes can permanently blind them. I have kids. This is no joke. Wuhan has been messing with this virus. A schizo anon warned us about this months ago and it’s all coming to fruition. This is fucked.

>>50519719
Oh..

>>50519743
keep your kid away from gay dicks and they'll be ok.

SIGA frens, there are reports of kids catching monke in the USA...

How much higher will the stonks go up from this?

>>50519696
This reads like it would reasonably be something that a man with autism would produce

>>50519684
Bad nigga stuff

Et me show you the difference between zoomers and adults.

Adults: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=_f7gY0W7HuA&feature=share

Zoomers:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=L__dsbm5ODA&feature=share

Zoomers are disgusting creatures.

>>50519755
That’s not the way this works. Only one kid in a classroom has to catch it from watching peppa pig too close to his gay uncle. Kids play closely. They wrestle. They laugh a lot, releasing the poxx in to the air.
Dude. I’m trippin on this one. This isn’t a cold my kids can sneeze off in a few days.

>>50519684
Well you see when the yield curve inverts instead of you going gay for pay, you must now pay to be gay.
See a gay man on the street? Give him $5 for a quick handy.
The government doesn't care that you don't like it, its the law now.

>>50519684
more people buying a bond lowers its yield, selling increases its yield.
>A yield curve inverts when long-term interest rates drop below short-term rates because investors expect short-term rates to decline in the future, typically as a result of impaired economic performance. Such an inversion has served as a relatively reliable recession indicator in the modern era

>>50519615
I stopped day trading 10 years ago, so I didn't realize I needed a margin account, not a cash one to do that.
I was curious but he always runs away when asked questions. If you were making 5:1 per day you should be a millionaire after a month or two with $1k invested.

Anybody else trying out the loan out your shares thing?
I think it’s brilliant because I’m not fucking selling and now I can literally make money off of bobos

Just huffed a bit whiff of my own farts
Gassy…

>>50519743
Don’t worry about monkebumps at all man. It’s mostly only going to spread to Republican senators and catholic priests/altar boys.

Oh no TSLA bros looks like we got too cocky

>>50519853
This guy again.

FDA on the way

>>50519826
Scoops, I think the bar raiser sus'd me out since I answered a technical question completely wrong. Its over for me dawg. No Jeff Bezos big money life for me. Also just felt a lot of luke warm responses on the answers to the generic behavioral questions I received and kinda didn't give enough of a shit to warp my experiences around the STAR format.

>>50519826
SEAS bros, I think the Bottom is in

Good morning, sirs.

Doing anything exciting this weekend?

>>50520050
Gonna stop being a pussy and ask the tinder sloot to covefe tomorrow

>>50519950
SIGA will rise, the gays WILL NOT stop having piss orgies with crowds of people they have never met.

>>50520164
what the actual fuck, this reads like some hentai light novel

>>50520164
I get gays still have high sex drives and get laid easier but what the fuck. This is like being a complete coomer retard that jacks off 3 times a day, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

>>50520164
Degenerate faggots are going to make me rich. Buying more SIGA on Monday.

>>50520307
Don't forget to get into the pitcher plant business too. Stocks related to those farms will be a good profit on top of SIGA.

>>50520363
You have some tickers for me to look into?

I swear if VIX continues going scam down with all this volatility....

>>50520050
A friend set me up for poontang, she has big tiddies. Unfortunantely I can't find a place to fug as I'm at my parent's house and I won't pay for a hotel for poontang. I'll probably just jerk off to her pictures kek

>>50520457

But really though, how much of the bad tech earnings are already priced in anyway? Even I expect them to be subpar already. Surely the market did as much as well.

>>50520457
It'll pump hard next week then continue to crab down. to a new low until we finally reach a big event

>>50520457
Everyone and their mom is hedged already.
Thanks for playing.

>>50519826
I'll probably pick it up at some point. But not in the near future

>>50520539
>priced in
for most part a meme

>>50520539
big tech is very international so inflation +strong dollar + supply chain = bad time, but the thing is banks were mediocre and rallied, i think earnings will be average and surprise to the upside since everyone expects the worst

There's a guy fucking a horse if you check catalogs kek
Horsepoxx soon, what do I buy to profit off this

>>50520539
bad earnings = priced in
good earnings = pleasant surprise

>>50519959
>I think the bar raiser sus'd me out since I answered a technical question completely wrong
If it was just the system design question, you can turn that around
Otherwise, ya, not good if you completely flop on a single person’s coding question
>Also just felt a lot of luke warm responses on the answers to the generic behavioral questions I received
Some of those are a pain
If you just have a single legit non-trivial scoped example, you’re fine.
e.g. anything bigger than a homework assignment from college
>and kinda didn't give enough of a shit to warp my experiences around the STAR format
They’ll usually hand hold you through that
The biggest piece is just saying what you did, and then remembering to state the impact.
CAR format is good enough.

>>50519985
>SEAS
Kek wtf

>>50520587
If you’re planning on just not selling until ATH like me, which is a long fucking way to go, it’s basically like you can’t lose, right?

>>50520498
Yo nigga, it’s like $100 or $200 for a single night at a hotel room. It’s really not that much.

>>50520950
She's not worth the 100$ bucks, her best friend is though

>>50520164
Jesus Christ.

>>50521013
If you can’t afford a hotel room for some pussy you’re too poor to post here, not joking. You should be in the crypto threads trying to 1000x your pocket money from dad.

MMRI absolutely collapsing as 10Y and DXY both go down. That would be bullish if it wasn't a flashing red light for the fed

When the bullrun will start? Your predictions?

>>50520164
>mankey pax confirmed for STD
Also, holy shit, I knew some LGBTs were degenerates, but wow.

>>50521224
>You should be in the crypto threads trying to 1000x your pocket money
Nigger

>>50519874
More important than TWTR winning or Elon losing is DWACfags still getting BTFO

>>50521315
I'm sorry to inform you anon but the DWACers all sold the top and rebrought the bottom and sold top again & again. This is common knowledge now the marketwatch pokicardfag anon told me so it must be true

"First sign of a "squeeze top". High short interest stocks got covered in decent (2.3 sigma) magnitude this week. The basket of “most shorted” had one of the best weeks over the past year."

9am EST = WHO decision on monkeypix PHEIC
as we've seen with the market over the past several months, everything is leaked, traders trade big on the leaked information
we've seen it with CPI, with the Fed, with any big economic data
and we saw it again here with the WHO decision
the decision was leaked yesterday, the stocks were shorted
in this bear market the insider information trading has gotten extremely egregious - I've never seen it this bad. people are desperate, willing to commit crimes to repair their destroyed client portfolios
you would never see the insider trading this out in the open in any other market year than I can remember
maybe it's similar to how they talk about in the Big Short that incidences of fraud uptick big before an economic crash

>CLF down
It's funny looking at CLF's share price and seeing that it did a massive pump back in march. CLFfag could have had all the money he wanted if only he held on.

>>50521249
2 years kek

>>50521631
>the presidential election itself was fraudulent
>the govt itself is in a bubble

what are the financial implications?

>>50521631
WHO also said coronavirus was no biggy before doing a complete 180.

Keep in mind how degenerate gays are, as already posted in this thread. This will spread far and wide, everywhere.

>>50519648

>>50519788
So is that creature white or mutt?

>>50520550
>>50520457
FOMC will cause it to dump. Then there will be a relief pump and then 3 days before the inflation reading it will crabdump. Then a fattie pump the last two weeks of august on zero volume and a fattie gigadump on september 2nd.

>>50520539
Which tech companies will have earnings?

>>50520597
It's the worst meme because every time the market is green I can't enjoy it because redditors come in here and seethe about how everything is priced in, powell will pivot and let hyperinflation occur and that penis wenis bobenis.

Hey you know what would fix inflation? deporting 40 million non-citizens and 20 million anchor babies.

>>50521667
Kids and women already caught it.

If it keeps on spreading and mutating to the point that babies and pregnant women catch it airborne, its unironically over for the markets.

>>50521659
nobody cares, irrelevant to the discussion about the WHO, monkeypix, or insider trading, unrelated to the stock market, go back to >>>/pol/ also consider killing yourself
your comment is the equivalent of a SJW inserting themselves into a conversation to go "But what about the RACISM?!?!!"
when two people are talking about football
we're talking about football here, you don't need to insert yourself into the conversation SJW

>>50521667
I'm not saying that the virus isn't a big deal, or that the WHO is competent whatsoever. They are the most corrupt health organization on the planet with zero interest in doing what is actually best for public health - only interest in doing what they have been told to do by those that line their pockets
and I agree fully that it will continue to spread, regardless of PHEIC, but that doesn't take away from that the stocks prices will fall further after it is not declared
it will offer a buying / accumulation opportunity for the longterm
but short term the stock is going to take a beating

>>50521736
>short term the stock is going to take a beating
And that makes my dick diamonds. I got in relatively late, my cost basis is 12.5.

Sure wouldn't mind vringing it down.

>>50521752
Yeah I wouldn't mind accumulating a position on the low
I bought in the 12s, sold at 14.50
wouldn't mind buying in again below 12

>>50521757
I got in at 10, sold at 12.50 because I needed gas money. Literally a DAY before it went to 14.50. Looking to get back in next paycheck.

>>50521898
im looking to get in on monday or tuesday and holding until about 50/60.

>>50521937
Im gonna try to accumulate 10 shares a week for 6 months, then sell in 1-1.5 years. Hoping my average will be below $20 but we'll see how it goes, could skyrocket sooner than I hope.

*dances* yeah yeah yeah
cuz im in smg
makin plays all day
zero d t e
dont care what you say
down 50 percent
time to shit my pants
now im all poopy
fuck you smg
(yo yo yo)
(music stops)

>>50519669
Kek

>>50519684
Probably nothing because they aren't telling the truth, they are still printing money and for the first time they are directly buying equities to keep the paper boat floating.

>>50520164
It has a pretty small chance of mooning but it still has a chance. Better than fucking uranium anyway. So a LEAP would be the perfect vehicle to take advantage of this possibility. Pic related. You can buy a March 2023 dte $7.5C for $600 with a breakeven at $13.58 I believe. So for $600 I have the right to buy 100 shares of this thing for $7.50 no matter how high this goes. And in a couple months if this still hasn't blown up you close the position for a loss and move on. But you have less exposure should it dump which is pretty common for biomemes and you're locking up half the required capital for the same exposure. If you don't understand options just ask questions. Many people refuse to look at them because they've heard the bullshit that they're dangerous

>>50522352
SIGA has pretty high premiums. I would rather advise people to sell puts if they want the shares, or buying shares and selling calls.

>>50519826
Can you loan out shares that you have sold covered calls on?

>>50522444
That depends on your broker I'd imagine. Mine blocks any action with the underlying asset if it has a call option on it.

SOXL sisters :)

>>50522430
>SIGA has pretty high premiums
this
when IV is that high on a stock this cheap you're better off doing exactly as this anon says, selling puts or selling covered calls

>>50522352
>>50522430
>>50522498
I guess you could also buy LEAPs and sell closer dated calls against it, too - another option

>>50522482
So is this extra income pretty regular or just every now and then. I thought about doing this at one time but the thought of helping short sellers lower the value of what I’m holding seemed pretty retarded.

stinky bobos BTFO

>>50520164
Sometimes I’m almost envious of the sex lives of these guys. Then the bodies start piling up and I’m glad I’m not gay.

>>50521757
>>50521898
>>50521937
>>50522107
This place should be called MGG meme garbage general. Jesus christ

The tranny stocks are setting up a bull trap. The commodities are in a bear trap. Buy s o y

Daytrade Chads: what multiple of the ATR is the best for taking profit on half of your position? 1x? 1.5x? 2x? more?

>>50522553
are we not heading into a recession? what's your argument?

Are you happy, /smg/?

how does roth in plan conversions work, smg? my company offers it. I believe my company will match my contributions to the after tax portions once my pretax limit has been reached. so does this mean I can just max out my contributions every pay check since I will get company matching anyway

>>50521676
definitely not white

>>50522818
even though it may seem like its a simple answer, theres potentially a lot of moving parts to this. i would call either your corporate hr desk, or the broker where its at, or a tax professional. if a schmuck here tells you an answer, you may be missing something and get in trouble later. dont take the risk.

>>50522767
cope

Steak and lobster- it’s fucking surf and turf. Careful. Your poor showing

>>50522553
Team bear vs. team bull is cringey shit and I hate the redditors who push it.

>>50519826
isn't that shit like 1% a year? just sell CC and rake in 1% a week.

>>50519648
I'd consider that gap filled already. Yesterday went most of the way through it and reversed sharply after. I don't think it necessarily dumps because of that.

>>50519620

>>50523072
350 min ya dunce

Amzn buying 1health. Thoughts? Im feeling amzn is going for full cyberpunk dystopia conglomerate but at $122 im itching to buy it there.

>>50523133
>you are an unfit parent. your children will be placed in the custody of amazon.

>>50522634
Never been here before or something? Should’ve been around when AQB was being shilled for real.

any optimists in the house? how do you have hope for the future right now? i don't see any reason not to just keep dumping money from every paycheck into WEAT since at least then i'll be able to profit from the global food crisis. also looking into the best way to store at least 6 months of food for my family over at least the next couple of years.

>>50523133
Blah no back door Amazon shares on the cheap and all the potential profit by just bagging 1health now has vanished. Now if you'd bought it Thursday it'd be different. Could've gotten a fat bag from Amazon, rolled the profit into Amazon stock and parked your initial capital back in the bank.

>>50523258
so
when you go poopy
just save it for later
you can snack on it or replace meat in meals with it
you're welcome

>>50522773
yes

What are good sources for reading about forex? Not sure if I want to trade it
>inb4 don’t even think about trading forex. It’s dominated by algos and professionals and you will lose all your money
But I want to know what kind of journals there are, etc.

>>50523332
*farts on you* does that answer your question?

>>50519788
I feel bad for zoomers, never experienced the 20th century so have no idea how good life can actually be. We told them all throughout their childhood that the world is ending either through war or climate change so of course they're going to have warped sense of reality and be drug addled. They've been conditioned from the very start that there is no hope so just get lit bro

SSRIbros... we got too cocky...

Test

>>50523348
Is this supposed to be funny? Touch grass

Down 10% on my UVXY calls

SOXL bros, not like this...

>>50523349
We have problems with teens stealing cars and biker gangs racing in the streets creating noise in the middle of the night while cops do nothing about them. We're already basically like the Droogs from A Clockwork Orange - gangs of teens roving around doing the ol' ultra-violence out of boredom. It's going to get worse with the repeal of Roe v Wade. We're going to have thousands of latchkey kids growing up in poverty doing crime and drugs. With the world getting worse and "You Will Own Nothing" they will feel that they have no stake in the success of society.

>>50523526
when did you open them?

>>50523133
Amazon wants to be a Chaebol like Samsung.

>>50523489
touch poo

>>50523592
Unfunny loser. Neck yourself

>>50523620
Funny loser. Shart yourself

>>50523549
Thursday. Why?

>>50523527
just drop the nukes already. im ready to leave this gay earth.

>>50523585
Bullish? worth buying?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. WEAT SISTERS BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA. I might just buy more. I was seriously considering to cut my losses but this shit is too funny

Guys it's fucking over. UK study shows MONKEYPEE is both airborne and lives on surfaces.

Basically it's airborne and not just by respiratory droplets like assumed before. It's detected at a height of 2m (6 and half feet) above the patient.

WHO emergency monkeypee:
LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-6JXP0lWRE

what are some bioshit monkepox plays? i want to bank on rampant degeneracy.

>>50523690
too late for you it's priced in

>>50523695
Is it really? How to "discount the obvious“?

is this bullshit for tessie?

>>50523695
it's ok if you don't know.

>>50523663
PHEIC DECLARED
PHEIC DECLARED

SIGA SISTERS we WE PHEIC NOW.


Monday that shit is going to skyrocket...

>>50523705
yeah people will just buy extra teslas for when their batteries die so very bullish
>>50523704
hold on i need to fart

>>50523705
>just get a tesla chud
>n-no you can't charge your tesla!!

My SIGA shorts….

>>50523690
Siga has the antiviral and theres another company with a vaccine, but it has rather bad side effects so I ignored it.

>>50523705
bullish for oil

>>50523733
thank you. going all in pm

What are you listening too while trading /smg/?

>>50523740
well markets are closed, but I'm listening to Jerry Garcia Band

>>50523740
usually fart compilations

>>50523719
Oh I didn’t pay attention and did not realize that it’s you. Btw >>50522553
go back faggot

>>50523705
of course. people are going to have to buy 6-7 teslas so they have a couple days worth of range then recharge them all when they select the first letter of your last name.

>>50523751
it's $5 for 1oz of poo and you pay for shipping

you just know someone passed the piss orgy tweets around at the WHO meeting this morning. after reading that, tedros and company had no choice

>>50523744
Yeah I guess I was asking in general kek, good taste.
>>50523747
based

How do I make money off of this? What's the play? Invest in hot showers?

Siga bros..

We PHEIC now

>>50523785
Aside from vaccine/antivirals? Condoms.


Bahahah just kidding. Gays don't give a fuck. They literally rather get aids and monkeypoz than have less sensation in their orgies.

Siga won’t open over like 14 Monday right?

'cause everything is new
and everything is you
and all i've learned has overturned
what can i do~

don't go wasting your emotion~
lay all your love on me~
don't go sharing your devotion~
lay all your love on me~

>>50523817
bro..
You had two months.

>>50523705
Does it take a very long to charge your car up? I really don't like the idea of spending 20 minutes at a stop. I'd imagine this would lead to shaking up the "gas" stop industry somewhat, and then I'd also always have to carry a gun.
>inb4 not carrying a gun always already

I've been trading full time for 6 months now and my monthly average return is 13%. My portfolio is currently at 105k

how large of a sample size do I need to exclude for "luck"? One year? Two?

>>50523785
Heart medications, or if you don't trust pharma to not pnd you maybe gym memberships and home fitness equipment as well as air conditioning companies.

WHO declared moneypox as an international emergency

Wow - they actually did it!
I was wrong, I expected the failure to declare
Congrats those who held through multiple shake outs

>>50523908
who cares if its luck or skill, just dont quit your job until you get to at least 1m

>WHO says monkeypx is now a global emergency
Ruh roh /smg/

FUCK

I FUCKING PANIC SOLD MY SIGA FRIDAY

FUCK

>>50523846
What do you think it will open at? Maybe 13?

>>50523966
>>50523944
I'm going to fomo in on Monday

>>50523908
The real test will be when we have a return to "normal" where the market barely moves on a daily basis what your returns will be.

>>50523963
>>50523966
>2500 cases in the US
>8 are women rest are men
>It's mainly spread by men having sex with each other
>GLOBAL health emergency

siga homophobes

A MONKEY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>50524055
If he's not gay then don't worry

>>50524002
Let's fomo in. SMG could finally have our own GME we could all make it.

Or do you want to wait until reddit pumps it to 50 to buy in?

>>50524078
I bet that's assuming with sugar and cream.

I don't understand you guys, WHO now suddenly has credibility for monkeyaids???

Sigger niggers...

So what are we selling SIGA at?

>>50524130
Buy the rumor sell the news. Credibility doesnt matter

>>50524130
No it's not. I bought back in may and I am up 63%. That is the BVNY vaccine.

WHO declaring it an emergency is the first step to turning this into a pandemic and very likely the black swan event to break the markets leading to another Fed Pivot.

My conservative portfolio of 100% PSTH expires in a couple days. I'm glad it's over.

>>50524148
I'll stay in as long as cases rise

>>50524002
That was yesterday's US number

Updated July 22, 2022
Total confirmed monkepox/orthopoxvirus cases: 2,891

>>50524207
What website do you use

>>50524002

>>50524233
Wikipedia article is best.

>>50524166
>WHO declaring it an emergency is the first step to turning this into a pandemic and very likely the black swan event to break the markets leading to another Fed Pivot.
If you want to get paranoid its a plausible, if unlikely, conspiracy so they don't have to stop printing and raise interest rates. Another pandemic lowers monetary volatility.

Do you long for anything? I am longing for going long. And also longing for a long schlong.

>>50523785
Sudden heart issues? Deflection from the vaccine side effects lmao

>>50524296
yeah long pee

>>50519797
Our lead technician stepped back as he switched the system on this morning.

He nervously awaited the daily market data. The computer began churning and making awful noise...the power flickered...our computer takes up 4 whole floors..its the most advanced computational device around.

The technician stepped back...the table rocked and buckled as the printer began spewing out pages of 1s and zeros.....WRRRRD...ERRRR the printer struggled..


a team of analysts nervously attended to the machine...one of them picked up the thick papers and began reading.....pushed up his spectacles "it says buy sir!!"

I smiled....for I knew already today would be bullish. I walked to the window overlooking the traders floor. The traders stopped..looked and awaited the sign.

When I give thumbs up. We buy. Thumbs down. We short

I gave the signal. I gave the thumbs up. Thst meant it was a BUY day well the boys in the pit started hootin and a hollering thrkwing throwing fists in the air because they knew our super computer is never wrong...money is to be made and later on every friday the the big man takes us out for beer and wings

It was a good day. A green day. Our system called it. Nour system is never wrong. Tommorrow will be green day aswell

will investing in afrika ever be a good idea?

>>50524365
not as long as it is run and populated by africans

SNY is the next one, sigasissies

>>50523966
FUCK I ONLY HAVE 56 SHARES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50524449
Why?

>>50524470
polio re-emergence

>>50523630
just curious. I bought my UVXY calls on Friday at $11.65. Im confident in a sexy jump next week

>>50524365
Emerging markets are riskier and don’t outpace growth of developed countries due to a lot of reasons. More risk for less return. Investing in shitholes is kinda charity. Especially when some countries WANT to keep them poor (France for example)

why do we need special circumstances to ever go down? being a bear seems like more trouble than it's worth when going up is just the standard

>>50523657
WEAT is going to be an incredible play during the fall. Hoping for a good buy in position next week gonna make uranium and SIGA faggots seethe

>>50524487
doesn't literally everyone get vaccinated for that already?

>>50524365
It's better to invest in LATAM than a nigger infested continent

SIGA sissies, our time has come.

>>50524528
not anymore :D there's a case of in america because dumb dumb didn't get vaccinated.

>>50524532
MODS

so i wanted to eat smores but i was out of chocolate so i did one with shit and cum instead of the chocolate and marshmallows it wasnt that bad really

>>50524365
>>50524388
just keep building farms there and feeding them. then when there's too many they can immigrate to Colorado and run for congress or Ireland and become miss Ireland and Scotland.

>>50524532
what will you buy with your first million?

>>50524553
Based and poo poo pee pee pilled.

>>50524573
Probably rent scoopsies for the day, then I'm going to Japan to visit Miko and buy an expensive Nippon steel blade.

Dont see siga going anywhere

Everyone knows about monkepox for months. Smart money would of loaded and the price would be $50 but volume says otherwise

>>50524627
buying before who makes it official is just a gamble

>>50524627
I don't understand where the smart money idea comes from. When I watch the market, I am convinced the people swinging the big dollars around have very superficial to no understanding of the businesses they are playing with or invested in.

>>50523740
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTZDDvRNEr0
>lofi
>synth night city cyberpunk music
>jazz bgm
I like to pretend im sitting in some tower in the sky watching the city below while markets move all over in the background.

>The Bank of New York Mellon, as depositary, has received notice from PJSC Gazprom of termination of the Deposit Agreement, dated October 25, 1996, and amended and restated on April 17, 2006 among the Company, the Depositary, and Owners and Holders of ADRs.
>As a result, the existing ADR facility will be terminated effective at 5:00 PM (Eastern Time) on August 3, 2022 Under the terms of the Deposit Agreement, you have until at least July 21, 2023, to surrender your ADRs for delivery of the underlying shares
>If you surrender ADRs for delivery of the underlying shares, you must pay a cancellation fee of up to $0.05 per ADR surrendered and any applicable U.S. or local taxes or governmental charges

LOL

>>50524627
>everyone know about monkepox for months
You're missing the point. Gays cannot stop fucking 50 people a day bareback to prevent it from spreading. Even the threat of death isn't enough to stop faggot degeneracy, it's going to keep spreading more and more aggressively.
>smart money
Kek we SIGA sissies are the smart money.

Okay mother fucker. Whoever has been the og shill of SIGA works for NPR.
>you cuck

>>50524627
siga has been in accumulation since august 2020

>>50524627
Smart money? D. E. Shaw & Co. LP bought 5% shares back in June...

>>50524687
Just convert the ADRs to actual shares

>>50524715
>Gays cannot stop fucking 50 people a day bareback to prevent it from spreading
big if true. desu all the fags I know have fucked their fag friends. they all do drugs too. like a lot of different ones

>>50519620
F.

Alright SIGA trannies I'm gonna buy some calls to ride up with you guys on Monday morning before I rotate back to puts over $16/share. Glad I sold my puts Friday and totally down to ride this meme both ways

i wrote a bunch of scripts to make my tv charts less noisy

Wait, you SIGA fags are actually going to get paid

ffs the world is not fair profiting off degen homos and globalhomo WHO bullshit

>>50524783
spit roasting SIGA

kek, nice update this weekend Rocker

>>50524803
anticipating WHO & FED moves is the play
for the next few quarters ?

my face when my poope is too big to come out of my butte :DD

>>50524757
see
>>50520164

>>50524783
Same time to load some calls and shares this is the golden bull run week for SIGA, the power of gay sex literally cannot be stopped.

>>50524839
gambling on FED policy seems much more timely, WHO fag pandemics seem black swanish to me

>>50524803
>the world isn't fair
You have to be 18 to post here

>>50524815
Like a true faggot I'm just here for a good time and I'm not very picky. Shit will definitely moon off the news stories and even though I think that company is going to flame out like every biomeme stock there is definitely money to be made on this volatility. I still don't understand the people that have been long instead of playing the pump and dumps off fake news clickbait and "muh quote from Bill gates about smallpox oooooo"

>>50524864
lucky for you fren i'm 27 :)

>>50524803
If you can't stop the degeneracy or western civilization, the least we can do is profit off it
>>50524835
Thank you sir

>>50523988
probably 16 , thats what it should be right now anyways

>>50519607
On Monday I'm gonna drop a fat stack into SCHD. Basically just moving crypto profits into dividend ETFs for cash flow so I can hit retirement ASAP.

>>50524889
Dividends are kind of a meme imo. Arent you betting off just buying the large cap tech stocks like apple and holding forever? Isnt a 250% gain over 5 years better than any kind of dividend payout?

>>50524744

Market would of priced this in already

Doubt. But I own September $22.50 calls

>>50524910
Unless you have like a million dollars dividends seem dumb af

Wow, congrats on your $50 dividend check bro don't spend it all in one place boomer

>he didn't buy cheap premium
>he didn't take advantage of a muted VIX
>he doesn't know

>>50524938
Yeah kinda how ive always felt about it. Only places where it seems decent is in oil maybe. Where you can get some crazy yields like this year. But otherwise why bother. You are risking huge amounts of money just to get a 2-4% check every year. Thats awful.

>>50524889
There is no single worse investment than dividends period. Dividends are a meme and a bad one, just sell covered calls on a blue chip stock if you want easy money.

>AMD aug 2
>NVID aug 24
Do you think it's going to be a SOXL summer?

>>50524956
If you ever get a real recession these companies shit can their divvies also which causes them to crash by like 50% in a day

>>50524803
Mônkey pðx is going to be a thing. It took corona a few months for it to take off, and if you remember, no one took it seriously in the early days then either. We'll see where we are a month from now. I'm assuming it will remain a close contact and sexual disease. I don't think there's political capital for lockdowns again, regardless of how bad it is, and that goes for covid too, but we'll see.

>>50524910
>>50524959
Dividends are for present cash flow. I am well aware of Dividend Irrelevance theory and in agreement with it. I'm not a boomer looking to retire in 20 years, I want to build cash flow so I can start travelling abroad and living off my investments without having to sell off my holdings.
90% of my cap gains come from crypto trading. Dividends are where my crypto profits go into. I am well aware of how much of a meme they are but for the lifestyle/strategy I'm aiming for it is fine.
There's a reason why I'm investing in SCHD with 3.4% yield instead of shit that gives 6-10%.

>>50524971
That too. I remember a lot of anons here got wrecked by Shell a few years ago when they cut their dividend. GE and At&T I think as well. Soon as that news drops it wipes out any dividend you ever got.

>>50524995
>SCHD with 3.4% yield instead
Why not just buy 30 year treasury bonds then? Last auction had it at 3.1% and the 20 year at 3.4%. Thats cash flow twice a year and risk free.

>>50524995
Just invest in bonds bro

Uh

>>50525024
the monkeyfag schizos were right, sad day for /smg/

GAY SEX BROS
>breaking news
>pic related from WSJ

>>50524992
Dunno. The news articles I’ve read are all saying it’s not a life-threatening disease and that it usually goes away by itself after some time. They definitely aren’t treating this like a new COVID.

>>50525009
>>50525022
Because SCHD has good 10%+ average yearly growth on top of the yield. It's not just for dividends.

>>50524971
Which is why divvies are a midwit tier investment. And most companies with high dividend yields are usually dividend traps. Get a bunch of your money with promises of 10% divvies, then cut their dividend a year or so after.
>B-b-but my DRIP
>gets $100 check every quarter for his 100k investment

SIGAtards are getting burned next week without a doubt. This hype is exactly like the Workhorse, AQB, CRBP etc etc. hype

>>50525047
Im torn a bit. WHO doing this makes it fun but its not contagious by simply moisture like covid so it probably wont spread as fast. Plus not many have died.
>>50525062
Thats true, chart isnt the worst so far. Sounds like you are happy with your plan so good luck.

>>50524992
Lockdowns won't happen again because lockdowns would be considered homophobic and the Dems would rather they entire population die rather than offend one faggot.
>>50525044
That's right scoopsies, when I get rich off my SIGA shares I'm flying to Seattle and we're going on a date. Baggot btfo for being a no SIGA Jew.

>>50525047
Yeah, but it might depend on the type of person infected. If it stays in the pool of young sexually active people it's probably just going to be painful and debilitating experience for those affected, but that might change if it spills over to the elderly somehow. I'm assuming it wont.

>>50525076
Cope

>>50525084
SCHD has been getting a lot of talk everywhere else. Surprised more /biz/bros aren't discussing it.

>>50525084
>Plus not many have died.
You have a short memory
>Bullet wound to head
>Cause of death: covid
Monkeypoz will be as serious as the government wants it to be.

>>50520164
what the fuck

Blood red until FOMC. SNAP shitting its pants scared the piss out of the market. Plus ads are how Facebook gets its revenue too, so that dipped hard and its earnings will probably be bad as well. But I’m still thinking we will rally. If AAPL and AMZN miss their earnings, we may actually hit near June lows.

>>50525113
True. Plus for SIGA it only really needs to be the market belief of what will happen, not what actually happens.

>>50525103
Whatever, my puts are going to print lol. I made $50k off SAVA puts because the shilling was so heavy here. This time will be exactly the same. Always inverse /smg/

Damn just checked my stocks what the fuck happened to uranium on Friday absolute bloodbath

>>50525090
The weird thing I don't understand about the PC culture surrounding potentially lethal STDs going through the gay community is that by refusing to talk about it, you actually put all gay people at a higher risk of infection. Even just talking about the probability of infection with different modes of sex would be beneficial so partners could just switch to oral or whatever. In the early days of HIV that actually would have saved some lives.

>>50525132
>only really needs to be the market belief of what will happen, not what actually happens
That’s completely correct, even for all aspects of the market from what I’ve seen
Just look at what happens to stocks as the %s change in fed funds rate predictions
They almost always line up perfectly by the day of.
If not, you get the surprise and a sudden big market move
And any time the expectations swing wildly, we’ve gotten a big red day

bros I'm bored why don't (((they))) open weekend trading

>>50524995
You crypto "gonna make it bro gonna be an Instagram influencer, gonna be a world traveler bro, gonna live off passive income from divvies" faggots are cringe as fuck

Like others have said divvy stocks are fucking shut and you would do better off covered calls on upro and tqqq or whatever

>>50525076
Untrue. SIGAHOMOS, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!

>>50525121
>If AAPL and AMZN miss their earnings, we may actually hit near June lows
I agree, but I highly doubt they can shit the bed quite like SNAP has

>>50520164
You know, I have to commend him for being this honest and transparent at least.

>>50525062
I’ve been buying FDVV for a while. I have 285 shares so far. Going to stop at 300 and start buying something else. It’s pretty comfy, though not optionable yet like SCHD.

>>50525214
They won’t. In fact, I bought in on Thursday anticipating they’ll beat their mark by padding their shit like Tesla did.

>>50525214
>doubt they can shit the bed quite like SNAP has
goog lost -6% because of muh snap retard
it will go down hard if their ad business is cracking

>>50525143
I refuse to believe you aren’t trolling, kek

>>50525213
It could still drop for absolutely no reason. But man that stock can move like crazy. Are there not a lot of outstanding shares? It’s so incredibly volatile.

I just need UVXY to get a bump next week, then I’ll be okay

>>50525248
AAPL and AMZN aren’t as reliant on ads. META and GOOG could very well blow up.

>>50525205
>You crypto "gonna make it bro gonna be an Instagram influencer, gonna be a world traveler bro, gonna live off passive income from divvies" faggots are cringe as fuck
Your projection is cringe as fuck.
I already have a remote job. I don't want anything to do with social media or influencer jobs.
I am moving big profits from crypto into stocks/etfs and you're squealing like a little girl. Why?
I make more money trading crypto than I ever would with options trading. I will continue putting profits into worthwhile etfs in accounts that are insured. Thanks

>>50525236
Thanks I'll look more into FDVV.

>>50525248
GOOG’s backbone is ads as well. So it makes sense that they’re down 6%.
AAPL and AMZN are unlike the others in that they don’t rely on ad revenue.

One of the first things to take a hit when companies are tightening their belts is the sales department. (perfect example is the recent Salesforce lay-off in which the sales department was primarily what was cut)
This means ad revenue takes a beating because that’s a big tool for the sales department.

>>50525306
I hear you're working for Snapchat these days scoopsies. Really weren't looking for job security were you?

>>50525276
>>50525306
AAPL will be bad because their appstore sales went down, china lockdown,..
AMZN will be good (probably), aws is crushing and with their cost reductions (inventory, layoffs,.) should be good, same with MSFT

>>50525252
I'm not trolling. Markers aren't going to care about this shit. Just like every subsequent COVID variant that was announced

Apple more like Poople.
Amazon more like Poopazon.
Snapchat more like Poopchat.
Microsoft more like Pooprosoft.
Netflix more like Poopflix.

>>50525306
aapl relies on a monopoly, however.

>>50525368
Based

Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Company more like Poopwan Poopiconductor Poopufacturing Poopany.

>>50525396
DeagGGTdt more like PoopGGTdt

>>50525368

Yo scoops are you actually pigmentally challenged? I thought you were white this whole time. Lost a lot of respect to be completely honest.

>>50525440
Scoops isn't actually black he's a pajeet. One look at his code and you'd know that.

a SIGAhomophobe just flew over my house! is this a buy signal?

>>50525306
>One of the first things to take a hit when companies are tightening their belts is the sales department. (perfect example is the recent Salesforce lay-off in which the sales department was primarily what was cut)
no the first cost cuttings are always the easy ones. in ad business you don't have long contracts you can cut if off in an instant.
salesforce case it's sales dept because it's what they do.. services/consulting.. they probably overstaffed like any other business. it's not a general rule that you cut off sales first

>>50525454
Gross

I always figured SIGA was a scam. After all the company's been around since 1995 with a stock price of under 6. You'd think that if they were rolling in the profit or doing "something" that stock price would be loads higher.. Hell the company only has 39 employees to. I don't get it. Why now of all things is the stock suddenly on fire? Surely there have been other "pox" outbreaks since 1995.

>>50525504
Mpox is a bioweapon, this is not an organic event.

SIGA will never be above $16.

>>50525504
Monkey pee has never broken out in this many country in history.. It's basically a pandemic that has never happened before. The odds of this occurring are a 1 in a million.

If you won't get it now you will never get it.

>>50525512
thanks Chyna!

>>50525504
100m in cash, no debts, no endless R&D costs. problem is that they made one product for a disease that was basically dead until vaxxies sold their immune systems to daddy pfizer
they were sitting on so much cash they gave a special dividend for the hell of it in May

>>50525504
like 50% of the companies in the Russell are complete scams kept alive by 0% interest rates

>>50525347
>AAPL will be bad because their appstore sales went down
I don’t think their App Store sales are a big piece of the revenue

Last call for guns and ammo, pretty sure it's not murder if they have pustules on their face.

>>50525599
if fed keeps hiking then shouldn't these companies start dying off

>>50525618
Man what about people who have acne... SHIEEEITTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>50525618
>tfw just got my first ar15 yesterday
Im ready to go. Just really need to practice but im sure enough zombies for that.

>>50525623
Since we haven't had a real recession in like 20 years, yeah I'd assume so

>>50525637
Make sure you have someone zero it before you practice if you don't know how to do it yourself

>>50525440
>>50525454
Quick reminder that Mr. Fat Hands has interviewed me on his channel:
https://youtu.be/qnlx9gwiHG8

>>50525661
I dont know how. Dont even have ammo or a scope yet. Gonna have to figure that all but im in a red state with plenty of hunters so Im not worried about going slow and learning.

>>50525669
Glad you didn't forget bb

>>50525350
It’s useless trying to tell them this bro.

>>50525676
Take it to a gunsmith and ask them to zero the sights for you and show you how to do it yourself. If you have an optic on it you can also ask them to boresight it and they'll probably talk to you about windage and elevation adjustments and when they'd be necessary, total cost will probably be like 50-100$. Make sure it's unloaded with the safety on and bolt open and preferably in a bag or other carrying case when you bring it in.

>>50525764
K thanks fren. Getting excited about this. Lot to learn.

Mandated GAYSEX vaccines sounds pretty bullish to me. Companies with Non-compulsory revenues are great for investing!

>>50525350
Markets care about earnings. If SIGA gets full FDA approval and gov contracts, we’ll go up. We already know it works. They’re treating an infant and a toddler with Tecomirivat successfully as we speak. If the most likely outcome occurs which is MPX becoming endemic around the world, TPOXX will become the standard treatment for it. You get diagnosed, doctor asks which local Walgreens you want to pick up at, you get your prescription, pop your pills and heal up. The same way you’d get penicillin for syphilis.
That’s the long term play. A consistent funnel of sales and increased market cap. It’s really not that complicated or scammy at all.

>>50525611
it's their 2nd biggest source of revenue perhaps

>>50525816
>perhaps

Right behind their MacBooks & iPhones, right?

Someone bake

>>50525350
you're trolling right?? orthopox viruses were basically dead for decades until last month. do you think this is just a fucking flu???

WHERE’S THE NEW FUCKING THREAD, FAGGOTS?

>>50525611
appstore are around $20B, together with icloud, apple music etc. they have $80B. I assume that will get hit hard

>>50525887
No

>>50525898
No because a flu is actually contagious. What happened with Ebola and Zika again?

Nobody bake lol.

baking

SOMEBODY BAKE REEEEEEEEEE!!!!! YOU DO IT SCOOPSIES!!!!!!

>>50525946
anon I....

>>50525826
phones are bigger but macbooks are puny

NEW
>>50525983
>>50525983
>>50525983
>>50525983
>>50525983

>>50524002
why do we care so much about 5% of the population?

>>50524871
I have a day job (un)fortunately.