/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50515300
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,271.756B, 101P = 22.493B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,228.959B, 101P = 22.069B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50515310
>Please don't feed spammers and sliders.
Make me bitch

>he's scripting again

>>50515300
Bakies Checked

Here comes another round of crypto baggies seething just because we are better people than them

The shilling and fudding have been in overdrive today. Hopefully we can have a moderately comfy weekend. Also reddit is reaching very unsafe levels of retardation and I am going to avoid them at all costs.

>>50515346
Baggies kek'd

Please tell me what the E larp said, I don’t even know what it’s about

>>50515352
>cryptobaggies
>people

>>50515355
>Also reddit is reaching very unsafe levels of retardation and I am going to avoid them at all costs.
I have noticed that they have been not doing so well lately. I think a lot of them are losing their minds that the divvy didn't kick off the squeeze. LITERALLY two more weeks or next September like that one cocksucker keeps bringing up.

I can't believe this is the fud they choose. I don't even understand what the goal is.

>>50515355
>The shilling and fudding
actually that would be the entire board taking the piss out on you redditor baggots for believing there would be a splividend after being brainwashed from your cult when its literally just a normal stock split

>>50515318
>Caring if the baker scripts digits when actual, literal felonie(s) (plural) (more than one) have occurred in GME threads throughout this entire saga
OH SAY CAN YOU SNEED

Yeah im comfy, trading212 run a tight and coherant ship and redeemable IOU's is what I was rewarded with. Fuck Computershare. I bet you and your predditor friends are tired of their fees!

>>50515365
OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>50515359
so you're just going to keep asking this on your phone in every thread then replying to yourself from another IP in hopes that this catches on huh?

I hate women so fucking much bros

i fucked up today and stared at the fucking ticker all day. i havent done that since last summer. stressed me the fuck out. but i took up yoga since then and it's calmed me down. here's a yoga video for any frens out there that cant help themselves and watch the charts all day. i promise it's only 10% gay and kinda silly but totally worth it. also look up breathe and flow on youtube if you want more challenging stuff.
https://youtu.be/hJbRpHZr_d0

>>50515389
>literal felonie(s) (plural) (more than one) have occurred in GME threads throughout this entire saga
Really? When did that happen in /GME/ threads?

tell me did you all slurp today?

a little slurperino
a slurparoo

>>50515355
Checked and yes, shills were absolutely seething in the last thread. I bet he still hasn't calmed down kek.

>>50515407
What do you call a bunch of obviously paid faggots fudding an investment?

>>50515355 Checked
>Also reddit is reaching very unsafe levels of retardation and I am going to avoid them at all costs.
Only going to avoid them now?

>>50515397
Don't hate them anon they literally cannot help it. Its part of their nature and social engineering

>>50515348
Yep
The biggest scam the Jews ever pulled (after taxes) was convincing the people to distrust and be jealous of our neighbours
They’ve destroyed all sense of community and taught everyone to live with a knife behind their back
Forget: thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
Try: your neighbour will fuck you over the first chance they get so keep your guard up

>>50515389
>caring that I care
We've turned the jannoids against that faggot who persistently posts cringe shit that only you and a couple of your homosexual clique care about. Pray that we don't make them earn their pay any further.

>>50515397
No you don't. You hate the socioeconomic conditions, social and biological norms that rule their behaviour

>>50515423
They need to be enslaved

>>50515407
Anytime somebody lies about the stock in an attempt to convince them to make a decision they otherwise wouldn’t, that’s market manipulation. If they’re doing it as part of an organized group, that’s called “Uncle RICO is coming to visit”
Any further questions?

>>50515417
But he doesnt care though. His replies were just his way of saying he doesn't care

>>50515421
A schizo breakdown

>>50515435
Yeah, I guess. I've been thinking about sugar babies post squeeze but the idea of giving a hole any money makes me wanna barf

MOASS Cancelled. Pump tank No.4 and several auxiliary tanks seem to be leaking precious pump into local water table. MOASS should be online by Tuesday 3pm
-Head of 33rd pump division
P.S. I think we may have a mole in our ranks

>>50515421
>>50515444
Sorry anons, I thought someone murdered a shill with their bare hands.

So 35 days from now what will be your next cope when you still aren't rich?

>>50515428
my dead grandparents lived in a time when they would leave their houses, cars, bikes unlocked whenever they went out. The thought of theft never crossed their minds due to how intertwined their community was. how far we have fallen.

>>50515459
That will be cryptobaggies soon kek

>>50515457
We don't deserve you brave men on the pump team. Tyfys.

kek baggies

>>50515359
I read all the bakes and I have no clue either who E is or what he posted.

>>50515446
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic but
>he doesn't care
>said the meltdownie that spent an hour losing his shit over a stock doesn't even own

>>50515483
that's what i don't get
if you think gamestop is a bad investment why get mad about it and cry and seethe when people disagree with you

Kek crypto baggies

>>50515464
The Jews are cunning and act swiftly when our guard is down. They really got into the minds of the boomers, that’s when it all started. Thankfully there are still some parts of the east cost that have a sense of community. I intend to move there and uphold that.

>>50515497
People literal get paid to shill online for various things but everyone seems to forget that.

>>50515457
Sers may I go home for the weekend? I have been sitting in the nitty gritty of the tank waiting to be relieved but no one came!

Sers? Hello?

*wobbles head*

>>50515497
He's still losing his shit over it, even after everyone left the fucking thread. >>50515475
Toppest of keks

I turned off Cassandra and Elon musk tweet alerts on my watch and left only ryan Cohen on it

My life has been so much better today

>>50515503

>>50515300
>>50515457
>The squeeze has not been squoze!
>Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil!
>Retarded apes stronk!
>HODL!
>DIAMOND HANDS!
>$1000 EOD!
>MOASS soon!
>Pump Theory!
>Ken Griffin lied under oath!
>$1 million EOY!
>WAGMI!
>Look at the naked shorts!
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews!
>I love Papa (((Cohen)))!
>Sneed!
>OMG GameStop NFTs! It will happen for real this time!
>What mass layoffs?
>OMG stock split! It will happen for real this time!
>muh paper hands!
>muh Robinhood!
>muh shills!
>muh short ladder attack!
>I don't need meds!
>This is not a cult!
>2 more weeks!
>THIS IS NOT A CULT!

>>50515477 Checked
Summary post that was in the last thread:
>

>>50515421
Jailhouse fucksleeves in about a year
>>50515407
KEK RICOLAW-IES
>>50515411
Chekt, I did a lil sippy sip yesterday and purchased one share through CS but next week I'm throwing an entire paycheck from one of my two jobs at as many shares as I can get at one time. I work 70-80 hours a week across two jobs and throw an entire check from one into shares every week so I can live off the other. I have a small shrine built to Ryan Cohen in my closet, I pray at it daily and ask God to keep him safe and keep all my frens safe and give me as much time as possible to buy more shares. I live a good life, and am happy to see the jeets keep fudding and the glows keep sneeding so the 24 hour timer keeps getting reset and I keep holding until nobody on the internet tells me what to do with my money or property.

I had a triple meat w/ cheese and jalapenos from whataburger as my payday treat with a banana pudding shake to go with it. We truly live in the greatest fucking country on earth, and it's about to get a whole lot greater.

if you haven't DRSed any shares you are NGMI

If only there was some sort of animated gif that proves the shorts covered, I would sell right now

>>50515525
Yikes. I really hope this is bait

bought 2 more today

>>50515477
>I am an insider. Things are very chaotic in my office. Moass on Monday
>I am not a larp. Look at this writing style, you’ve never seen it before
>t. E
He’s basically a discount Q but without the plausibility of actually being an insider
>>50515497
I think shit like ICP is dumb as hell, but you want to know what I do? I might have a chuckle as I scroll past the threads but otherwise I ignore it. Why let something other people are invested in consume your life unless (a) you’re being paid to care or (b) you got seriously BOGGED.COM on it somehow and now you’re saltier than the Dead Sea

>>50515483
>can't read sarcasm
Fren that was an easy one lol

>50515431
>Implying I'm from /trash/ or one of the dickcord trannies
SNEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUEEEEEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEEEOEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>50515503
Kek very nice spin on my original dunkie Cohen tweet

Can someone pls help me out here. If I want to DRS my shares how many months would it take? Is it way too risky now or better to just hope brokers don't rug (Im split 50/50 in 2 brokers). First I need to get a po box cuz I travel and don't have a home address. Then wtf is the process? 1 month for them to send me a letter with a code to activate and another month for broker to transfer shares? Do I have it right? Or is there 2 letters I need to wait for before I can make an account, Im in US.

>>50515544
Checked.

What did he mean by this?

>>50515557
I'm sorry. Honestly thought he'd post in this one, I know he's still fuming.

>>50515560
kek

>>50515563
If only there were multiple websites dedicated to answering these questions

>>50515574
>it’s real

Test

can anyone post the pump theory and flatchad images?

>>50515603
Nice new ID Ranjesh
Sneed

>>50515603
Welcome back fren
We missed you

trust E
he's telling the truth
MOASS monday

>>50515598
I can't stand reddit man cmon don't make me read 2 pages of shite just tell me in a sentence or 2.

>>50515618
Does somebody have an E screencap
I ignored him when he first posted now I wanna be schizo with you guys

>>50515563
The biggest issue is actually registering an account with CS. I strongly suggest just buying one share from their website if you don't already have an account with them. That way you don't have all you shares locked in purgatory.

>>50515455
i was a blackpilled hedonist but now polygamy/unequal relationship dynamics disgust me. i feel our soul purpose in life is to find somebody who we deem is caring, would raise children well and to stay with them forever in a mutually beneficial partnership. enabling sugar babies is antithetical to what you want society to be like
>>50515504
yeah they were little kids during the war, quite possibly the last based generation. you could shit out all the data how living, economic, social standards are better now, but to me it all feels so hollow and lonely, even though society at large is as objectively interconnected as it has ever been. sometimes I think tribalism is the most important value in our chimp brains. whether that be used for persecution/hate or love. our modern obsession with sports, politics, celebrities, is only going to get worse and worse as time goes on with our tangible physical communities become more and more divided
>inb4 global ban for said discussion outside of /pol/
anybody know when benchad chosen can buy more shares? I can't think of a better time for insiders to pump than Monday/Tuesday next week.

>>50515625
you don't deserve to make it. this is the easiest money in your life and you won't even do the bare minimum of suffering through reddit. you literally, unironically are ngmi. just sell.

>>50515615
>>50515609
Did you take my advice and solded before the dump?
I told you the split was a sell signal

>>50515629
Yes any comfy frens can you please post screencap. Verification not required.

Guys. I don’t have long, so I’ll be brief.

There’s gonna be another stock split dividend. I know, I know you were hoping for a “MOASS” after the first stock split dividend.

But the DTCC have coerced RC into this stock split to allow for a slow unwinding of the shorts.

Long story short… you’re gonna get your trendies, they’re gonna be on slow roast though yeah?

Basically this stock is gonna rise to 800 then next July another stock split. Then 6 months later… BOOM. It will rise to 800 again.

Don’t ask me how I know all this, I just do.

Anyways screen crap this.

>>50515647
Yes fren good advice fren
Check WhatsApp ok fren

>>50515645
If it's that easy then just explain it you cocksmoker, you realize instead of typing that retarded shit you could have just told me.

What's the new cope?
Where's the next goalpost?

>>50515672
i'm not going to tell you because you don't deserve to make it. dyor faggot.

>>50515663
fuck off and slit your wrists you attention starved larper

>>50515674
There are none. There is only going to work, buying more shares, sneeding more jeets, and resetting more 24 hour timers. Until tomorrow, whenever that day comes. Spoonfeeding has been over for quite some time nonfren, hope you know how to play by clownworld rules.

>>50515672
It takes two weeks for them to send you a letter for registration if you don't already have an account with them. And another three days for funds to transfer on average.

>>50515664
Rebuy when it hits $20 my friend.
This is another good advice to follow

>>50515704
Ok so If I sign up tonight, roughly 2 weeks to get the letter and register, then I go to fidelity and have them transfer my shares to CS which should take another 2 weeks roughly. Fuck it I'm going to try it with at least half. Thank you.

/biz/bros I don't feel too good

>>50515642
We are more interconnected on a surface level ding bleep blip blop notification alert instant message like share react consume regurgitate statistical online dating swipe left right rate review add to cart wish list algorithm kind of way
It’s all so meaningless. It’s all for nothing.

10 years of being connected on the internet pales in comparison to the connectedness of a single meaningful hug or conversation.

After moass I intend to create an internet free community
Maybe we we’ll fuck around and claim independence, who knows

>>50515704
>literally 2 more weeks

How come we didn't squeeze yet?

Any idea why the GME crypto team had Friday off?

>>50515541
I wonder what the magical number is for DRS?

>>50515753
you have to wait 2 more weeks

>>50515753
The baker is still scripting

>>50515737
Is this real?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50515753
Have some patience, baggie

>>50515759
>Any idea why the GME crypto team had Friday off?
volume on the used jpeg market is so low that they can just go to the pub instead

>>50515522
>losing his shit
If you call that losing your shit then you're probably some zoomer that lived all his life in a safe space. You're in for a rude awakening when you are no longer a teen, when your 2 GME shares you bought with your pocket money last year didn't make you a millionaire and when mommy and daddy don't want you living in the house anymore.

>>50515748
the (((algorithms))) rule us all whether we are aware of it or not. kennoids know this better than most

>>50515753
Hey you MotherFucking Jackwagon! It's not even been 2 years yet! You have to let the Fucking stock dividend percolate for at least another 2 years before the shorts can no longer cover!

>>50515735
Not going to lie, the registration for CS is fucking retarded, but after that the websites use is pretty easy.
>50515783
Hi meltdownie! Still seething after the last thread? Please, keep posting you fucking retard, your anger warms my heart.

>>50515782
Volume is low it beat Coinbase NFT marketplace in 2 days Raaj https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/gamestop-s-nft-marketplace-opening-week-sales-eclipses-coinbase-volume/ar-AAZLaYW

>>50515808
2 years? ok shill. Real wrinkle brained apes know that the short sellers have 1 decade to deliver on their shorts, so 1 decade + 2 business days (settling time) until the MOASS. we are on the home stretch now fellow apes

so many Ryan posts I don't know which to believe

>>50515826
>Volume is low it beat Coinbase NFT marketplace in 2 days Raaj
wow 1k volume beats £300 volume. Will definitely save the company that is hemmoraghing 200M per quarter

It's him and he's ever more MAD

>>50515838
None of them because I’m the guy that gets alerts and drops pizza on the floor just to screen cap and link the tweet in this thread

>>50515483
>>50515497
This, at least it's apparently obvious when someone is a paid poo. /smg/ comes in and throws the occasional kek baggie shitpost and then leaves, it's all in good 4chan fun. When ranjeet gets on though, he becomes 45pbtid and rants and raves about how we should sell GME and us holding a stock is cultish and how GME is going nowhere. Sadly they are now beginning to IP hop so their id changes with each post so it's harder to tell.

>>50515853
who.
>>50515856
tyfys birdman

I will never understand them actually thinking any autists or schizos would believe that someone one would spend every hour of everyday researching a stock they don't hold all so they then can spend every hour of everyday kekking baggies on a mongolian basket weaving forum for free. They were never equiped to defeat this threat.

>>50515850
Hey I know you. You're the bong with the shitty burger, passport and filthy laptop

>>50515857
>Sadly they are now beginning to IP hop so their id changes with each post so it's harder to tell.

what's our new copium bros

I honestly still have no clue what's going on and don't know how this split works as far as the cost now compared to pre-split (please don't explain). I'm a retard but will hold through all this to WAGMI with frens.

>>50515806
It’s poetic justice that he is being held hostage by the very thing that has destroyed so much

>>50515850
try 7.3 million in the first week and that's more than twice the all-time NFT volume of Coinbase you smelly faggot

Superstonk is basically blaming anyone that didn't DRS for the failed MOASS.

Is that considered Broker fud? Kek!

Unless some superstonker wins the $630M and DRS’ it, there’s no way us baggies can win. It’s ogre.

>they thought they would be millionaires today
>stock actually ends up red
Kek baggies

>>50515917
No they're just retards that don't understand that RC wouldn't have taken the kill shot if the drs hadn't hit a specific number for him. They need to understand that it is not one thing that is going to end this it is a combination of things. Drs, the ftd cycle they pushed off, etc.. It all leads us to flatline theory and critical margin theory. A margin call was always going yo be how this ended. That's why Ken paid so many shills to make him seem in invincible.

>>50515519
*shitty gritty

>>50515891
Literally that they have to deliver the actual shares for the split today. I don't know how long they get for that (is it t+35?). TSLA started pumping around then after their split dividend. If that fails, either we were wrong or they can delay indefinitely, and it's over. I'm giving it through September and then I'll sell 90% and forget about GameStop like all those articles have asked me for so long. All that said, I think we are going to pump in August, this has gone exactly how I expected it to so far, even down to the specific fud.

>>50515917
I wouldn't try to read into the leddit hive mind. They literally find a new thing to screech about daily depending on which way the updoot current flows.

>>50515833
Checked

In b4 the baker whiners start whining about the new bread not being early enough. Fucking cunts, as if the catalog actually moves these days.

>>50516027
oh no no no bakers discord butt buddies SEETHING

>>50515956
Them being retards is only pushing the floor higher at this point, like continuing a combo after the boss is already at 0HP for an XP/item bonus.

>>50516027
>Whining abound whiners
You show em!

>>50515956

>>50515753
gme is already squeezing, the public numbers just don't reflect it yet

wen

HAHAHAHHA
HOHAHIHIHIHAHAHA
HHEHEHEHEHEHAHAOAHAHAHAHAH

>>50515857
>gme is a CULT!
This is the biggest thing for me. Yes it is a ""cult"" but insofar as Apple and Tesla faggots. Hell I'd say even console owners are a cult, all having a strong bond for a singular product or company that vociferously defends it.
The issue is, no one really cares if some sọyboy religiously buys the next product along with their butt buddies, in fact being a consoomer is considered "normal" by today's clown world standards. Yet the moment gamestop comes into play suddenly buying the next product becomes a problem.
It makes sense when people like lum-cuck and nigger-faggot hate the stock because they screwed themselves on options, and Pajeets get payed.
But meltdownies are on a completely different level of retardation. The idea that they want to the company to sink because those that hold it are "cultists" is probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard. One could argue they do it for fun but these retards genuinely hate the stock, and have GME and its holders live rent free in their heads 24/7.
It's amazing if you really think about it.

>>50515956
>RC wouldn't have taken the kill shot if the drs hadn't hit a specific number for him. They need to understand that it is not one thing that is going to end this it is a combination of things. Drs, the ftd cycle they pushed off, etc.. It all leads us to flatline theory and critical margin theory. A margin call was always going yo be how this ended. That's why Ken paid so many shills to make him seem in invincible

>>50516067
>Yes it is a ""cult"" but insofar as Apple and Tesla faggots
the difference is that those companies actually develop interesting and useful products (although Tesla is also ridiculously overvalued because - like gme - it will never be profitable)

>>50515806
it's the difference between knowing the chart and programming the chart

>>50516067
Gamestop always was, is and forever will be a dogshit company you absolute fucking retard.

>>50516091
>>50516096
And? Good job completely missing the point you fucking retards.

>>50516046
soon

>>50516103
>And? Good job completely missing the point you fucking retards.
the irony of this baggot...

>>50516067
>pic
Imagine being so dumb you can’t even bother to look up what the cult compound was called where “don’t drink the koolaid” came from. Pro tip: Jim Jones did not start a cult in 1620s Virginia
Also yes, this is absolutely a cult. The play has always been about staying retarded longer than the market can remain irrational, and only the most schizo and/or autistic can hold out

>>50516096
Based. Just pay me already.

>>50516105
Kek how long has the jeet in the sewer been there
I love you guys

>>50516103
>And? Good job completely missing the point you fucking retards.

you did drs 50% of your shares, right anon?

>>50515981
Only two ways this ends. Either GameStop is pulled off the stock exchange and onto their own or people drs every single share available.

>>50516067
Meltdownies don't have any actual arguments outside bad faith, can't refute any real data, gaslight, troll and generally are just a shittier invite only 4chan. They locked their sub when they got counter raided and I started to relentlessly mock them. All they have is appeal to emotion reports of dumb redditors saying stupid things. I note they never once take screenshots from here. Imagine needing a safe space to sniff your own farts and wank over mocking the lowest fruit on the internet but not the actual data.

>>50516067
Meltdownies are a mix of bobos who went short on GME and people who insisted GME was never going to happen and can't admit they're wrong. TSLA haters are the same way.

Schwab sent me an email asking to lend out shares, last time this happened was last squeeze just sayin

>50516128
Someone else used to post soijacks and quotes.

>>50516037
Literally don't own a discord but ok. Right about the seethe though.
>>50516041
I will!

>>50516140
>anal schwab

>>50515611
what the fuck are stonkers

Uh oh two shills battling for the same gimmick how will it end.

The splividend FINALLY ARRIVED! HOLY SHIT! You guys know what changed?

Fucking nothing. Literally, unequivocally, unfuckwitably, NOTHING.

This is the same game as it was last week, last month, last year. We are just one step closer.

GME LAW STATES:- Buy- Hold- DRS

This is all, it really really is this simple. Fuck the noise.

Fuck the fud, fuck the shills, fuck the bots, fuck the news, fuck the banks, fucking fuck the hedge funds, fuck twitter, fuck reddit, fuck Elon, fuck Bill Gates, fuck myspace, fuck Ken griffin in his mayo slathered wrinkly ass, fuck that Adams Family looking twat Steven Cohen - FUCK - THE - NOISE.

NOTHING CHANGED - Drown out everything except buy, hold, DRS. And watch these hedge funds get torn to pieces.

Now fucking go outside this weekend. Love yooooouuuuuu

>>50516067
meltdownies are just salty and have pstd from apes putting the final bullet in the head of wallstreetbets

>>50516111
>>50516128
>>50516112
I see I've rustled up some jimmies. Gamestop being a ""cult"" because you claim it to be so is within the same category as the consoomers that fellate other companies.
Claiming that others have "drank the cooliad" while literal s-o-yboys have a more religious ideology for different companies is such a logical fallacy, it's honestly astonishing to see you even attempt to argue this.
But please, keep being disingenuous you cum guzzling fucktards.

>>50516204
kek retard

>>50516217
>no arguement
Stay mad meltdownie faggot

It's Friday night. How are you guys celebrating tonight? What's your choice of drink? Financially speaking of course.

>>50516105
ty

>>50516112
Sorry friend I didn't mean to quote you.

Have you guys seen Uncle from Another World which is obviously inspired by Rick and Morty on Netflix? I love anime so much

>>50516133
>bad faith
reddit

>>50516186
fuck you faggot for wasting so much fucking space on my display with your unnecessary paragraphs

>>50516186
>buy my bags. JUST BECAUSE OK!!!???

>>50516253
Do you think the term bad faith originated from reddit?

>>50516232
I’m sipping on a 2022 l'Eau Glacée

We had the splivvy and there weren't enough shares to go around. Hedgies couldn't just BRRR the FTD printer. The thesis is fundamentally correct.

>>50516249
>Uncle from Another World
how many episodes available to watch

Top work by top men

>autist still taking bait

>>50516284
Market watch afterhours is showing 0% price movement. How peculiar.

>>50516297
Fucking kek. I bet it's the same seething retard from last thread too. Literally has the stock live rent free in his head.

>>50516232
my bong has percolating liquidity issues, and it's paying dividends

>>50516277
very healthy and appropriately luxurious for a member of the future elite

>>50516297
They didn't make their money by being creative or competent.

>>50516246
I was typing something up about what category of Mongoloid you are, glad to know it was all a misunderstanding
The most hilarious thing to me about this whole thing is that this many people (including literal billionaires and the goddamn SEC itself) are completely assblasted over me buying and holding a stock I believe in just like I was told. Warren Buffet does the same thing and he’s super rich, I’m just trying to follow in his footsteps, why is everyone so mad at me for that?

>>50516329
maybe raise the liquidity by investing in l'Eau Glacée and you might be able to take some large hits of profit

>>50516305
It's very gay bait. Anyone who fuds for free for the lulz is worse than a meltdownie and a janny.

>>50516361
ok. keep replying then.

>>50516294
Just the first one for now

>>50515457
Keep up the good work pumpanon. We need all hands on deck to get the pump reactor online for Monday. Pump tanks need to be sealed and full.

>>50516342
So what you're saying is they are golden retrievers

>>50516249
The manga is better.

>>50516342
When was this? It looks like February 2021 but why is BBBY there? This timeline is crazy

>>50515777
Filename and kinda pissed everyone got so caught up in bullshit jeet street shitting to not do so before me.

Singles the buccaneers win the superb owl

Doubles means MOASS on Monday

>>50516406
Here source. https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o6drqi/bill_gates_gme_interview_in_jan_the_section/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>>50516370
I replied once to say I see you trying to be funny with this sad act all the time. Most people here dislike you for it, it's just sad and frankly makes you look a desperate for attention loser. I usually lurk but I felt compelled to tell you this personally.

>>50516347
For me it's how sloppy this endgame is. There's no secret "haha we printed the shares what now" it's just a bunch of extremely naked FTD/CFD shenanigans and pressure to close / cost to borrow quadrupling.

>>50516399
Yeah, but it’s obvious the guy thought of it after seeing the pilot episode of Rick and Morty

>>50516186
>You guys know what changed?
>Fucking nothing. Literally, unequivocally, unfuckwitably, NOTHING.

>>50516361
Are you upset because you can’t when someone is kekking your baggies?

>ortex has been at 100% utilization for over 113 days
How the fuck do they do it, I just want to be a fly on Kenny's wall right now I want to witness him day in and day out knowing his multi-billion dollar hedge fund, it's subsidiaries, the NWO, and all his multi-billion hedgie's in crime lost to a bunch of retarded autists on the internet

>>50516441
They literally die if they lose.

>>50516487
I really hope he is being secretly recorded by a whistleblower purely so that the footage will make it’s way into a documentary. He’s most definitely paranoid about it though and probably checks his employees for wires kek

>>50516487
>How the fuck do they do it
The 100% utilization is actually referring to their coke supply

>>50516249
Uncles unironically funny as fuck, the comedic timing is on point especially with the "I'm a Youtuber" quip. Opening of the season too. I fucking love anime.

>>50516441
Our mistake was believing calling themselves "Elite" actually meant these people had an ounce of compentence rather than just brute forcing everything with money.

>>50516112
>only the most schizo and/or autistic can hold out
My brother in Christ, I am still buying more. I got a whole second full-time job specifically to throw all of the money from that into GME. I've had it for half a year now. All this while raising a newborn and completing a move into a new home. Simply holding and doing nothing other than holding and making sure you login to CS once a year is not that hard. I see signs from Christ telling me to buy as much as possible on a regular basis, just not hitting sell in an online transfer agent account is not "being schizo". It's having a functioning brain and the ability to make a decision and like a stock because liking it makes shitty people seethe themselves to death. Being schizo would be buying 741$ worth of shares every Tuesday like I've done for half a year. Being autistic would be grinning every time Fidelity tries and fails to talk me out of DRS transferring and telling their senior customer service reps I know more about how the market works than they do. Every important password I have is some leetspeak variation of how hedgehogs can tongue my shitty anus and I watched Keith Gill on his streams before he was telling congress he'd double down on his position the same day he did it. I've remote viewed SEC meetings. Motherfuckers wanna call themselves schizo's but ain't nobody wanna bear a hat of tinfoil until it turns into a crown of knowledge, the best advice I could give anyone still in this is to sack the fuck up.

>>50516204
so your in group can’t be labelled a certain way because another in-group is more extreme? What the fuck lol. Yeah those basedboys are in a cult and so are you faggots. Makes no difference.

>>50516439
didnt read

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>>50515428
They’ve been playing both sides with speculation and profiteering since Moses ran away.

>>50516538
That's not the point you fucking retard. The idea that gme is a cult is somehow le bad, while also ignoring other "cultists" of the same or greater caliber, just makes you look like a disingenuous fucktard. Most meltdownies don't do this because they think it's funny, or because they get paid. They do it because they genuinely hate the stock and the people who hold it and try to justify their constant seething as some sort of fearmongering anti cultist sub, while blatantly ignoring other companies that do far worse shit, and have "cultists" that are far more "religious" of said company, as compared to gamestop.
It's the definition of double-think.

>>50515300
Checked dear script-free true mage baker-fren

>>50515355
Checked, this might be the last wave of the horde before RICO indictments
>>50515399 checked based self aware pasta anon
>>50515411 checked based slurperino salesman anon
>>50515422 checked my based checker
>>50515444
>>50515455
>>50515466 kek
>>50515522
>>50515577
>>50515611 he is just desperate to make a difference with his voice to the point of recklessly owning his charlatan inflection
>>50515677
>>50515699 checked insane squidward pilled anon my Lord his eyeballs
>>50515775 checked comf palindrome blanky
>>50515777
>>50515833
>>50515995 5995
>>50516133
>>50516199
>>50516266
>>50516277
>>50516322
>>50516355
>>50516388
Checked! Do the gets beget the checking or the checking beget the gets? Desuu-ne~~

>>50515642
Based and dharma-pilled
No one chooses anything at the start and there's no globally known (at this moment in time) practice to increase your stats, so we use social and in rare cases personal logic to choose how we live our lives. Most of the time it's terrible advice, some people get real lucky. Memory exists in all forms because of the finite nature of everything that is. When you're more universally minded, having one girl you really love while you're a pop-up on this spinning green water rock (a speck in time and space) isn't such a big deal. Too bad we made our society into what it is. But choices got us here and choices can get us out. What will you choose?

Power to the players.

WAGMI

>>50515629
>Does somebody have an E screencap
I made one, Here. The first 1-2 are from: biz/thread/50508499#p50510184 and 2-14 are from here: biz/thread/50510300

If I win the $630,000,000 mega millions lottery tonight I am going to DRS 10 million shares

>>50516186
lmao look at these fucking shills
>nothing happened after the hugely important event
>this is a good thing, here's why
lol
lmao

>>50516622
This is fake and gay as fuck. I cringe.

>>50516447
Back when rick and morty was still good. What’s depressing is uncle is actually younger than me IRL. He’s only 34. The only reason he’s not successful with kids and a wife is because he was in a coma

>>50516232
> How are you guys celebrating tonight? What's your choice of drink?

Job applications. Covering stupid familial finance emergencies wiped out a portion of my savings, enough that I decided vacationing for a month was out of the question.

glowies trying to astro Q to discredit gme
checkem

>>50515300
Checked dear script-free true mage baker-fren

>>50515355
Checked, this might be the last wave of the horde before RICO indictments
>>50515399 checked based self aware pasta anon
>>50515411 checked based slurperino salesman anon
>>50515422 checked my based checker
>>50515444
>>50515455
>>50515466 kek
>>50515522
>>50515577
>>50515611 he is just desperate to make a difference with his voice to the point of recklessly owning his charlatan inflection
>>50515677
>>50515699 checked insane squidward pilled anon my Lord his eyeballs
>>50515775 checked comf palindrome blanky
>>50515777
>>50515833
>>50515995 5995
>>50516133
>>50516199
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>>50516355
>>50516388
Checked! Do the gets beget the checking or the checking beget the gets? Desuu-ne~~

>>50515642
Based and dharma-pilled
No one chooses anything at the start and there's no globally known (at this moment in time) practice to increase your stats, so we use social and in rare cases personal logic to choose how we live our lives. Most of the time it's terrible advice, some people get real lucky. Memory exists in all forms because of the finite nature of everything that is. When you're more universally minded, having one girl you really love while you're a pop-up on this spinning green water rock (a speck in time and space) isn't such a big deal. Too bad we made our society into what it is. But choices got us here and choices can get us out. What will you choose?

Power to the players.

WAGMI

>>50516672
>last post was deleted
Are you ok bro? Why are we mass replying?

first one was deleted
>verification not required

Jannies on the payroll
this is all important because it pertains to morale of one who holds the stock; enjoy

>>50516679
just checking the digits on this aleutian salmon fishing forum, fren
i like to see nice numbers

WAGMI

>>50515346
>>50516618 a
>>50516672
WAGMI, frens.

>>50516654
Sorry to hear that, fren. Life is screwing with a lot of people right now. Hopefully your burden lightens soon and the job hunt goes well.

>The people who get the most upset at GME are the ones who constantly insist that it's over
This will forever be the most bullish thing about GME

>>50516688
You scared me for a moment, I thought someone was trying to pull something funny.

>>50516505
the thought of Kenneth in a sound proofed room manicly pounding his short button whilst taking his interns tight bussy is a comfy one desu

>>50516681
you're shoot mentally ill if you believe jannies are deleting posts that break rules (get checks) just to control fud
like you are so fucking far gone
why not just delete the general if they care that much you fucking goober

>>50516622

>>50516688
Checked and based.

>>50516697
Not insulting them but jannies keep a very close watch on gme. I was banned just a few days ago.

i can't even remember how many things have happened that were supposed to trigger a short squeeze at this point
just add this to the pile

>>50516714
I remember the days when fools here thought they could invoke the name of the Moth's Child without consequences. Such fools they were.

>>50516714
insult them all you want i don't care about the jobbless shitters, i'm just saying if you think they're in here deleting dub checks because they "improve gme morale" you can't see the forest for the trees and are way too far gone

>>50516732
Ok, I'll bite. What are the trees anon.

>>50516694
ikr! not my fault we got so many dubs; its unprecedented and at only 229 replies!

>>50516697
we're doin a whole lot of nooticin that we shant be doin aint it fren

Maybe E's right and Monday's the day. I'm glad RC quadrupled our stacks at least the little some may have had on CS

>>50516714
and oh fr; i bet hedgies pay the best; capitalism at work no doubt

>>50516713
>>50516691
WAGMI frens

>verification not required
AI on our side though kek

>>50516604
Not an argument. It’s funny because you say logical fallacy when you are literally doing whataboutism. Other companies can be worse still doesn’t mean that GME baggots aren’t in a cult. Failed date predictions, apocalyptic predictions about the future where only baggots gain salvation through their faith, devotion to figures like RC and DFV. Can’t make this shit up honestly.

>>50516681
>implying they can be on the dole when they do it for free
You just said something too spicy for the vindaloo's and they mass reported it. It's not hard to figure out and I've earned about a dozen three-for-free's from the same kind of shit. On that note, I bid the frens good day, and I am going to go enjoy my weekend and fuck shills mothers until I have to go back to work to make more money to buy more shares to sneed more jeets.

>>50516742
They're deleting the posts because the retard is checking dubs and that's a global rule he's breaking. They're not on the pay role to fud you. You're not as important as you think you are.

>>50516745
>hedgies pay best
inb4

I enjoy watching Superstonk meltdown. There is always some retard on his high horse yelling "STAHP, THIS IS NOT US" or someone melting down about this or that. Fucking hillarious.

>>50516749
>whataboutism.
Holy fuck. Get a load of Jon Oliver over here. Way to completely miss the point yet agian. Keep us posted you fucking retard.

I don't have any free money left to buy the $40 dip. After all this time...

>>50516823
your troubles will soon be over fren.
one way or the other.
don't be sad.

>>50516745
>a griffin will fall from a great height
>a silverback will howl in rage
>a Citadel will crumble into dust

Trust the plan.

Two more weeks.

E

Moass never ever

Splivvy did nothing

It’s over.

>>50516854
Thanks I just sold.

>>50516776
That’s like having a jay walking law
It’s there to have an excuse to stop anyone at any time because you disagree with them
I’m not a schizo but there are jannies here with vendettas and they can rope

>>50516832

>>50516703
>>50516703
Now THIS is the kinda chaos I wanted to see. If this turns out not to be an elaborate larp on monday I am going to be so goddamn hard.

>>50516749
what about the pee patch in my underwear

>>50516867
>analyzing E posts
>jerking off to Georgina’s Instagram

My weekend is SET

>>50516867
anon think for 2 seconds. why would the close signal be the president getting covid? why would it not be a phone call that says "close the shorts"?

>>50516867
The best part is there's millions of shares out there in literally unsellable limbo in transit from brokers to CS thanks to the splivvy timing. Percolator's about done, I think.

>>50516835
fuck your larp faggot

>>50516783
Yeah im melting down, the mods are supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck the mods. Im tired of runic glory

>>50515782

It's so they won't be accused of insider trading when this goes boom boom on Monday. They're probably out at <Insert Adult Fun Venue Here>

Did redditors really spam and frantically blow up broker phone lines asking where their shares are? Dudes, just be chill.

>>50516622
>>50516703
I believe it.

Did /GME/ posters really start harassing a professional softball player?

>>50516942
There are several explosions in DC now.

>TANKS NOW
TANKS NOW
>TANKS NOW
TANKS NOW
>SOMETHING HAPPENED
SOMETHING HAPPENED
>SOMETHING HAPPENED
SOMETHING HAPPENED

>>50516918
>adult fun venue
Ryan's fuck & suck (formerly Gamestop)

>>50516886
It's gay as fuck and I'm embarrassed to be holding with retards that are eating up his retarded larp. He offered zero proof and only talked about things after the fact, like Biden getting covid.

Vlad Tenev has over $600 million and you have nothing but dreams that aren't getting any closer. Something to think about.

>>50516985
Yeah, but he's also under criminal investigation and I'm probably not. So there's that.

>>50516886
Could be a good excuse to not have to put Biden in front of cameras while everythings exploding. As entertaining as it would be I doubt they'd want to try and wheel the old man out and have him try to explain what's happening and why everyone's retirement suddenly disappeared. "self quarantine" is a good way to lock him in his house and have someone who isn't suffering acute dementia damage control on his behalf.

>>50516977
It's all in good fun anon. Not like there's much else to do in the mean time anyway.

>>50516977
that's because its glowie astroturf

>>50516995
Oh no, he might get a year house arrest and still have $597 million.

>>50516977
Checked and agreed its fucking cringe and the clue for me was that he said he and his colleagues joked that dfv must be some time traveler. No mention of dfv working at a fund in Massachusetts and BCG being based there or anything.

>>50516995
All the money in the world doesn’t make you feel free when me in dark phones show up and make you hand them your cell phone in front of your entire exec team

>>50516970
That fat cow, I wouldn't know
>>50516985
>Vlad Tenev has over $600 million
Really?

>>50517016
Were you the anon thay suggested that earlier because I definitely feel its a good theory. We don't need them trying to attach us to some shadowy figurehead.

>>50516974
>>50516974

Yea probably. Corps do this as a way of a spending spree/bonus they can write off as a business expense and reward employees while insulating them legally because they're cash cows for the corp.

Don’t look up the Red Sox vs Blue Jays score right now

There aren't enough of you talking about blockbuster

>>50517050
Jesus.

>>50517044
i said that like 3 or 4 threads ago
its all just fuel for post moass when we're the boogiemen that stole the pensions

Heads up shills:
GME general is tard containment zone. We use avatar fags and memes to covertly share images that have secret encoded messages so that those that know our steganography can receive messages and, have a rough idea of the content without decoding it.

Reddit is entry point for normies.
Gme general is autist/schizo entry point, where a lot of OGs came from before gme general even existed.

We have a cozier place to talk anonymously about the stock. Where the DD is crafted and researched and oh boy, are your bosses really fucked. You will never find it.
It's not discord.
Not telegram.
Not a shitty subreddit or even an image board.
You will never find it.
So have fun shitting up our tard wrangling general.
Most of the OGs dont come here anymore. Soon you will be talking to only yourselves. Soon you will have to bake the threads if you want gme general to even exist.


>this is a larp
>this is not financial terrorism

>50517086
[x] Doubt

>the trash thread is now a super secret cabal

>>50517086
I know what it is, and it’s horrific

>>50517050
Holy shit.

>>50517086
>verification not required

>>50517077
Canadians BVLLS brutally inseminating NYC cucks.

>>50517128
>Red Sox
>NYC
Those are literally fighting words.

>>50517101
If you remember this was one of 45s glow missions. He was obsessed with dismantling the trash avatars.

>>50517134
I have no idea, I absolutely fucking hate baseball.

>>50517128
Fight me nigger. Red cucks are from Beantown.

>>50517062
dont see how a blockbuster tweet is a big deal, if it does not cause moass i dont care,

>>50517101
It seems not even glowniggers can withstand all the furry and cuck threads.

>>50516703
>This is a load of barnacles

>>50517101
Discord tranny cabal maybe

>>50516957
If you believe it, I believe it

>>50516622
Thanks fren. Great to read. Am prepared for it to be a larp but hey it could be the real deal. And yeah fuck you Anthony!

Blue Jays score 2 more runs

Toronto 27
Boston 3

Top 6th

>>50517062
They'd have great success if they come back in any capacity I think. Would have a cult following like GME, too. Why do they still have a twitter though?

>>50517264
Just waiting for some troll to buy the @blockbuster handle like someone got the @radioshack Twitter and it’s hilarious

>>50516622
I believe in E and absolutely FUCK ANTHONY, that nigger loving tranny faggot. Fuck him. Simple as.

Uhm 4chan bros, is is is Blockbuster partnering with GME daddy?

lmao holy shit they actually are treating it like a cabal jesus christ look at baker seethe

>>50517264
Nostalgia and marketing.

>>50517289
>>50517298
Based and awesome pilled

>>50517008
kek imagine sleepy joe of all people trying to rationalise and justify 2 years of retarded lore to normies and the precipitating factors. i wonder how this would be different if orange man was still running your country.

>>50517247
Go sports and broccoli.

>>50517289
Sears next.

>>50517289
>Blockbuster makes comeback
>Sends letters with late charges to all the people who still haven't returned their tapes.

>>50517320
>i wonder how this would be different if orange man was still running your country.
Honestly he might have been worse on this issue because he's a rich New Yorker with a bunch of friends on Wall Street, so he'd have a personal stake in letting the party continue (see him bitching at JPow to cut rates constantly).

>>50517247
>got my genuine shares delivered to my tfsa
>jays minecrafting red sox
good day to be a leaf

>>50516886
Cuz I would think loads of phone calls would have to happen. We know these assholes signal to each other.

>>50517385
they'd still have to make the call so they know what the signal is anon what is the functional difference from calling them and saying the signal is biden getting covid vs calling them to say close

LMAO at all of you shills working over time on a friday night, pathetic and reeks of desperation. I wouldn't toss you a quarter if I passed you begging on the side of the street. MOASS. SOON. Faggots.

>>50517351
Talk about FTD's

>>50517385
>>50517397

yea they would have to make a phone call for every share that is sold short
not only would that be very time consuming but they also may have to pay lots of money in long distance fees

>>50517397
What does that even mean though? Does Biden not actually have covid? Was his covid planned? What if he had contracted covid organically last year?

>>50517407
Shills seem to be gone fren. Threads fairly comfy considering the state it's been lately.

>>50517401
>>50517401
>>50517401
Threaded.

>>50517351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9tP9fI2zbE

>>50517444
checked and kek'd

>>50517432
no it's a guy that saw the news that morning and decided he was going to larp as Q to see if you retards would latch on

I just got to know that moass is inevitable, but infinitely far away.
They can kick the can indefinitely unless it's actually triggered. Even medium crashes are manageable though, so even something as Evergrande (without the life support fuckery) wouldn't help. The only things that will force their hand are insane and sudden buying pressure from non arbitrage sources like millions of calls being exercised instead of cash settled, share recalls, material dividends with no assignable value or really DRSing a sizable chunk above the float.
I bet RC or GS are planning for one of those to happen, but until then there is no reason to fret over literally anything else. Locking up shares obviously helps reaching a higher squeeze. A bank depot with no lending is sufficient, but DRS is a little better, for the sole reason of book shares not falling under bankruptcy collateral.
I can't tell you my source since any meaningful proof would uncover them.
I know larp, sneed whatever but I can at least say how moass will most likely behave. Surprisingly due to T+2 settlement, it will from the day is actually triggered climb 2 days rather steeply then crash a little in AH, gets down a little further for a few hours (due to international settlements) only to pick up the climb again, rinse and repeat until, depending on the trigger actually, either all longs are delivered or all liquidated shorts are closed. Though even a squeeze based on delivering longs or their obligations (like an NFT dividend) should also trigger a liquidation squeeze. Unless of course literally all big player waive margin requirements. Hope it helps.

>>50517513

>>50517247
Comfiest post ive ever seen in gme