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50508507 No.50508507 [Reply] [Original]

I respond to financial stress by masturbating to chinese cartoons, and have unironically fried my brain from cooming so much lately.

What are some better stress management techniques that will help me get better at making money?

>> No.50509076

>>50508507
How?

>> No.50509195

>>50508507
Nicotine

>> No.50512054

>>50508507
My wife is away and I’ve been compulsively masturbating because I miss her pussy, but my hand is a shitty substitute that doesn’t satisfy me, so I keep masturbating more
How can I profit off this

>> No.50512095
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50512095

>>50508507
Have you tried sailing? It's really fun.

>> No.50512102

lifting.

>> No.50512374

>>50512095
I don’t own any Monero

>> No.50512386

>>50512374
Kek

>> No.50512431

>>50512054
you know how raw her cunt will be after she comes back right?

>> No.50512573

>>50508507
>Chinese cartoons
Masturbate to Japanese gameshows instead

>> No.50513203

doing shitcoins
>low risk (unironically)
>big dopamine hits from sudden pumps
just pick coins you can d/p instantly like $zhao and $shib and you good

>> No.50513208

>>50513203
Dogcons should have vanished 4 years ago.

>> No.50513221

that is the appropiate, most optimal way of handling stress, though. scale up to scat porn and such. animated of course, irl scat shit is disgusting..

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50513230

>>50512102
Shut your fucking mouth

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50513390

>>50508507

>> No.50513737

>>50508507
>unironically fried my brain
I remember when people started using "unironically" to mean something that was factually accurate, because "literally" can sometimes be used ironically to express enthusiastic exaggeration.

But now we're using "unironically" ironically?
What the fuck, anon? Do words have no meaning anymore? Or are you just a liar?

Or did you actually put your brain into a frying pan and fry it?

>> No.50513902

>>50508507
Microdosing meth and heroin solved my porn addiction pretty much.