/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50510300
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,271.756B, 101P = 22.493B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,228.959B, 101P = 22.069B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

MOASS AT 3PM
3PM CHADS LET YOURSELVES BE KNOWN

>>50510326
just two more hours??

there is a resounding underwhelming of money in my brokerage accounts.

get with hedgies

you basterds promised me supermodels and black tar heroin and instead I have cheap happy endings at the local massage parlor and kraft singles
explain

Hey baggies, how's it feel to get rugpulled down to $30. I can't believe how retarded you all were to not have saved at least some of your money and sold when it was still at $140.

>>50510351
YES ONLY TWO HOURS UNTIL THE MOASS
3PM CHADS RISE

wagmi

>>50510300
>Digits

Nice.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

WAGDAD

E CHADS JUST CAN'T LOSE

Oh no… we are going upppp…ahhhhh

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Power Rangers Lightspeed Loving Losers can do about it.

>market open for hours after split
>i ain’t arsed
What’s the next story arc?

can any shillie explain why the borrow rate quadrupled overnight, apparently if a stock split dividend happened the borrow rate isn't tied to that I wonder why it quadrupled overnight hmm

>>50510369
are we looking at the same chart ranjeesh its at 36 and going up I think you forgot to update your script

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w5dxpm/its_looking_like_the_4x_borrow_fee_hike_has/

Are the shorts done shorting and the shills done shilling for the day?

>>50510402
>Power Rangers Lightspeed Loving Losers

>>50510401

>>50510334
I believe it.

Category 5 sneedstorm rolling into town. India has been destroyed, wallstreet in ruins.

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50510300
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now. Any shills who tell me to kill myself just make me even comfier.

>>50510334
So
when do we molasses?

>>50510417
you will shit yourself

Ok, I'm a bit behind. Who is E? new tripfag larper?

kek i just searched "E" on twitter for shits and giggs and checked under Latest.....This was the first tweet and either E is a amateur wrestler or this is comms

E HAS PROPHESIZED THAT THE MOASS WILL BEGIN AT 3PM TODAY
ALL HAIL E
TRUST HIM

>>50510417
Reruns, but with the numbers changed.

>>50510469
Basically. It's a fun larp though.

>>50510472
Sorry, seached "Black Cube"

>>50510402
only the OG Mighty Morbin' Power Rangers were good
based and black pilled
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGU2uJ5d3FA

>>50510472
Ffs

>>50510472
OH SHIT

>>50510300
Checked!!

WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>50510469
i want to believe

>>50510300
>The squeeze has not been squoze!
>Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil!
>Retarded apes stronk!
>HODL!
>DIAMOND HANDS!
>$1000 EOD!
>MOASS soon!
>Ken Griffin lied under oath!
>$1 million EOY!
>WAGMI!
>Look at the naked shorts!
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews!
>I love Papa (((Cohen)))!
>Sneed!
>OMG GameStop NFTs! It will happen for real this time!
>What mass layoffs?
>OMG stock split! It will happen for real this time!
>muh paper hands!
>muh Robinhood!
>muh shills!
>muh short ladder attack!
>I don't need meds!
>This is not a cult!
>2 more weeks!
>THIS IS NOT A CULT!

E ISNT A PERSON
E IS AN IDEA, E IS A LIFESTYLE, E IS A STATE OF MIND
FORGET EVERYTHING YOU KNEW ABOUT THE UNIVERSE AND TRUST E

>>50510472

kek baggies

I bEliEvE in E

So on leddit there's some guy using Saxo Bank, which is apparently a Danish bank, whose broker is reporting that they sold his shares and then rebought the required amount.
Whether this is some kind of fuckery or just how their antiquated system depicts splits or split dividends remains to be seen.
Anyone here in the same position with their broker or bank?
I'm nowhere near Europe but I got nearly verbatim the same message in the same format as I guess our banks use the same system for trading.

>>50510555
CHECKED** baggies

>>50509974
nicely memed

/o/ tourist here. I have not been paying attention 170-180 to 37 in the last couple days. What the fuck happened? Did Jews do Jewish things again?

>>50510582
Stock split

>>50510582
Stock split in the form of a stock dividend happened:
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html

>>50510582
Stock split

Guys, I haven’t got long so I’m going to be very brief.

A reminder of how to maximise your gains. Hold out until 6 months after the second stock split.

The second stock split will be announced next July, where we will trading around $800.

It will then raise to another $800 6 months later.

This means if you had 100 shares before any of the splits you will have 1200 shares in August 2023.

This works out to a WAGMI value of $960000.

I want you all to make it. I have it on good authority that this is the way it’s being done to protect the integrity of the markets, SHF’s and is better all round for GME (as long term holders benefit their transition phase.) There was never going to be a “MO-ASS”, get a hold of yourselves, you’re not cringe redditors.

The DTCC could never allow for a black hole to ruin the entire market get a grip.

Screen crap this and stick it to your masturbation station.

>>50510582
just the most desperate uninspired fud and pilpul. (((they))) are out of ideas and soon out of money.

>>50510582
We got rugged. It's over.

>>50510587
>>50510591
>>50510595
Absolute economy brainlet. What is a Stock split?

>>50510544
Don't forget """pump theory"""

Ikbr

>>50510614
what's that times fo' tho?

I should've known something was up when thay shill got so defensive when I said it's awfully strange that the market tanks the day a failing rick and morty mall retailer does a splivvy.

>>50510607
Yea we all bought Fidelity rugs cause the chat bot said we would be happy.

>>50510614
If you truly are retarded:
4 stocks for each 1 owned.

There are mechanisms in play to fuck over those short. We really don't know what is going to happen, but we have TSLA to look to for a guess.

>>50510544
Posts like yours give me the big penis

>50510544
>Posting the same post
>With the same image
>With the same (zero) effect
>In a new thread
Hey, pitboss. Your boys here stick out like a sore thumb.
If you actually want anyone who's holding to sell, you're going to need a more dynamic and creative set of prompts. We "excessively connected" individuals notice things at 2 iterations, not three like mathematics.
That's the power of autism.
>Dock his pay
>Dock his pay
>Dock his pay
I no longer care if his village starves.
I'm done with this kindergarten-level discourse.
Send better, smarter, more reactive agents or I'm just going to buy more, no matter what caste you come from.

Crypto is definitely tanking this weekend.

E is kill.

>>50510399
>>50510484
>>50510547
>>50510558
You faggots will for anything

>>50510655
checked and they cant have this happen during market hours

>>50510659
F has been sacked.

Gosh we need better FUD.

>>50510630

>>50510654

>>50510646
Weird that the shares became 4x harder to find. Almost like we're right or something.

>>50510659
Whatcha got for us F

>>50510661
>he doesn't believe in E
NGMI

>>50510670
>>50510659
The king is dead, long live the king

today the thesis was proved and the shills are still trying. some brokers are selling peoples shares and rebuying the post split amount. some brokers are giving "gme temp" shares. if they received real shares they would not need to do this.

>>50510659
press F

>>50510630
I’m no Jewish calculator but that seems weird

Holy fuck I've never been comfier.

>>50510688
Digis dont lie, E will set us free

>>50510646
i like it
i love it
i want some more of it

>>50510705
E is love, E is life

>>50510690
ah sheeeit it's the og G-man! what's the news?

>>50510705
E is a larping faggot his best theory for dfv is he must be a time traveler.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50510300
checked

>>50510690

Any other big brained baggie bros that sold before dividend? When are we buying back in?

Can I DRS my Vanguard divvy shares now or do I have to let them 'settle'?

>>50510727
rumor is that E works for CERN and can see into the future

>>50510692
kek ftdies

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50510326
LET IT BE KNOWN
MOASS IS 3PM
SOURCE: IT IS KNOWN
t.KNOWER

What's your life post MOASS anon? Let us know in as much detail as you want.

>>50510765
E HAS SAID IT TO BE TRUE
TRUST E

>>50510765
I believe it

>>50510623
Ah, but that would require them to acknowledge an actual motivation of price movements, anon!
You know damn well they can't even REFERENCE pump theory or the pump department without causing IMMEDIATE FOMO.
For the cringe-posting jeet-kuns to recognize pump theory as valid would be as damaging to them as if they acknowledged that this was a forward-split as a dividend, and not just a stock split!
They literally can't do it, otherwise pump theory would invalidate all the rest of their FUD!
I guess it doesn't matter in the end, though. Any money their owner/operators have will be ours soon enough.
Silly 'jeets.

Awaiting payday so i can get some more shares for 30 bucks

moass is so clooooooose

>>50510765
Will I have my brap harem by the end of this year mr knower?

people acting as if the sky is falling, when at most we moved like $1 sideways ($4 old money) is the clearest and most bullish sign in ages

>>50510782
YOUR PAYDAY IS TODAY AT 3:00 PM
>>50510795
YES
Source: It is Not Required.

>>50510808
Sadly its not gotta pay some bills, had to buy an expensive suit for a wedding im invited to
God damn the things you do

>>50510802
Also the market is fucking tanking while gme slowly edges green.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50510767
Move out, buy a property, continue neeting for the rest of my life

>>50510646
>POV: you're IBKR

>All these E imposters.
You know you are over target....

>>50510646

MOASS should only be a matter of time now, tick tock Ken

>>50510847
Emposters

Some anon in the previous thread said that Dune sucks. I just wanted to tell him that he's a fag.

TRUST THE PLAN
MOASS AT 3PM EST

>>50510391
>>50510450
>>50510536
>>50510733 Checked
WAGMI, frens.

I'm taking a nap because you retards are either larping or I wake up with tendies.
No matter the outcome I will enjoy a cozy snooze.

>>50510840
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST QUADRUPLE THE INTEREST RATE

>>50510847

>>50510646
>>50510679
>Almost like we're right or something.
Yes anon, you are.

>>50510875
Tyfys.

I think it would be an insult to your collective intelligence to try and tell you the financial sector is extremely incestuous. The specific hedgies you view as an antagonist may not be able to afford to cover, even when GME is sitting at $35, but other financial groups absolutely can. And if these groups are good at anything, it's sniffing out an opportunity, buying it up and getting people to leverage other things of even more substantial value in exchange for whatever it is they've just bought up. I picture something like this happening:

>GME corporate doesn't like being a meme stock
>GME corporate wants to be the "Amazon of games" despite that being a well-occupied niche and thus impossible
>GME corporate cooperates with hedgies to make their brand worth something again
>hedgies don't have the cash but they do have rivals
>said rivals can be made "friends" simply because being a big financial body means you belong to the same tribe
>insert semitic financial magic here
>the big financial body begins hoovering up GME
>it's now covered but by someone else
>GME and hedgies now do big financial body's bidding

It's been two years. That's more than enough time for the people behind the curtain to cook up some scheme to scam holders, meme stock enthusiasts, retail and otherwise decent people out of any sort of profit. It would also coincide with how blatantly belly-up our entire economy has become, which I also suspect has something to do with our allegedly-elected officials working behind the scenes (probably with banking dynasties, black nobility, etc.) to cash out on the tumbling investment that is the United States of America.

Digits confirm E is real

>>50510909
E ISNT REAL
E IS A QUANTUM COMPUTER IN RYAN COHENS BASEMENT

>>50510922
UH E BROS

>>50510922
DIGITS CONFIRM E IS A QUANTUM COMPUTER IN RYAN COHENS BASEMENT

>>50510874
fuckin' Carlos, i AM entertained

>>50510908
Almost believed you, but then you had to bring up "black nobility".
Good larp tho

>50510908
>Forget Gamestop
If they had already won, their propaganda would be unnecessary.

>>50510922
Kek agrees.

>>50510922
>E is an AI
Come on clownworld, that's a little on the nose even by your standards.

I don’t know what E is, but I trust it with my life completely. Do your thing E

>>50510922
*teleports behind you*
Thank you for the digits. Nothing personal.
*unsheaths katana*

>>50510944
That doesn't refer to basketball players, anon.

it's so funny seeing so many seething shills just losing their minds. Can't wait to see "elites" brought back down to reality again. Best kind of entertainment.

>50510908
>words words words
Nigger shut up

There are rules for E, and not for me but im okay with that

>>50510974
>>50510945
>threads are literally inventing a Q figure and worshiping it
Okay.

>>50510998
SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH
Q IS A FALSE PROPHET
E IS THE TRUE MESSIAH

>>50510908
Okay.... you don't mind if I keep holding then, right? And since it's over, I guess you can leave now since Kenny doesn't need to pay you since he covered and moved on, right? Why are you still here though?

>>50510998
We did not "invent" E. E has always been.

>>50510998
I don't care for the larper either.

>>50511017
I don't think you actually read anything I wrote. Obviously a dividend split is a big move, the stock sitting at $35 does not look good to uneducated people or those who simply haven't investigated why it dropped so drastically. Maybe instead of inventing pretend profits this thread should start digging and try to figure out why GME corporate decided on such a bizarre move.

>>50510963
Dude, that would be a hilarious anime. Taking on woke villains. If moass just starts we can produce so much entertainment

>>50511033
E NON-BELIEVER
SHAME SHAME SHAME

>>50511037
No

>50511037
Oh great it's another retard thinking he's a genius again....

>>50511037
>50510908
Ehhhhh we're too deep into it for that now...have some fun instead of being all grumpy posting your qualms about this general

I was on E being the new Q, and then I saw how the pajeets reacted. Maybe E is just a larp but it sure gave away how scared the other side is of leaks. The response to E on these generals is very....interesting. Think shit is going down behind the scenes today like he said?

Being fruitful I will multiply. I'm thinking three kids. I will continue my /tg/ hobbies. No one will ever guess how loaded I really am due to how I dress and my purchasing habits. I will host dinner parties with friends and family. Much better than restaurants. I'll get a house but I'll be damned if I mow my own lawn. Might assert myself as patriarch of my family or just play kingmaker.

>>50510646
Where's my boy Lauer when we need him?
How else will we debunk this?

Insider here. Shills are trannies. I was never here.

>>50511079
packet glitches due to lost solar flares

>>50511049
I couldn’t imagine not believing in E, how do they think the sun rises?..once I found E, my life got better. Food tastes better. Everything is as it should be. Praise E and we wait until 3pm when the prophecy will unfold.

>>50511079
watching a black man fuck his wife with a menorah candle stick

>>50511079
pretty sure Lauer is in Witness protection after that "ohhhhh DRS isssssss important" tweet. The glowies really dropped the ball with that one

>50511037
Jesus christ your fucking retard. Please kys.

>>50511079
We need wrinkle brain, market reform advocate and champion, big dick, Dave Lauer to chime in

>>50511079
Getting a handjob from GG whilst Ken watches from behind the mirror glass

>>50511070
>Another fa/tg/uy
My dude.

>>50511079
>

>>50511070

Wealthsimplechads, we won.

Just set up my DirectStock purchases.
Bye-bye Kenny boy!

>>50511109
>behind mirrored glass
you mean below the special glass table

It's me back for another installment! Starting to be less frightened of repercussions. Maybe that is stupid of me.
The biggest clue of the day is the discrepancies between brokers. Is it possible some of them had no choice but to treat this as a split, instead of waiting for the shares? Let me put it this way, if your broker is telling you that they can't honor your dividend from the company you are invested in for over a week, there is a problem in the "plumbing" as my friend Gary likes to say.

Damn bros the stock shot like way down. Like I didn't lose much money but the charts look bad you know

The GameStop (Ticker:GME) is frozen sirs

>>50511184
The algo know what it must do but it can't do it. Flat line chads were always right.

>>50511184
>flatlining commenced

post something like

Damn fellow smoothbrains I really thought we were set for life changing wealth. Oh well it looks like its not happening, lets all find another stock to pump!

Thank you valued employee, your
Rupees have been deposited in your account - Kenny G, Citadel

>>50510965
It doesn't refer to anyone, faggot.
We wuz kangs is a joke, there is no real black nobility.

>>50511184
watch this

>>50511177
checked

>>50511177
oh mighty E
thank you for your guidance in these troubling times
praise be to you

>>50511215
Do not make posts such as these, ser.

E vs Flatline chads vs Critical Margin Line vs Fractal vs Etc..

Whos theory will win in the end? My answer is E

>>50511211
sure is getting dry on that stock

bros...

>50511217
>he thinks it's about basketball americans
Lel

>>50511237
I've seen all the shitposting about E, but what did E actually post?

>>50511177
Post a picture of your office

>>50511177
checked and georginapilled

>>50511211
F-Fractal chads!?

>>50511211
checked
I know you see this baby fractal too

>>50511237
all of them, it'll be the theory singularity

by the way E is a psyop to make us look like Q tards to the world after this pops

>>50511217
Google is hard to use.

>>50511244
I dont know what that is but it pisses me off.

The G, E, R, and N have all split.

Now that they are independant, we can witness how Glorious E is on it's own.

>>50511237
E doesn't even have a theory
>hurr durr there are naked shorts out there

>>50511275
it keeps the jeets preoccupied for a while, not all that bad

>>50511282
cringemines sorted by new

>>50511275
>>50511288
Checked and I feel the same way....for the Debbie downer, that would mean E ended up being right an im fine with that shit, let them explain who E is and tell people we're nuts and it was coincidental

I see a lot of slander in this threads upon the righteous name of E
no doubt from those troublesome J lovers

bros we flatlined...

>>50511275
>He doesn't trust Q or E and cares about what normal niggers think.
I hope this is fud. I really how you aren't really this gay and retarded.

takin of swig of this for you, E

COULD YOU FIND A WAY TO LET ME DOWN SLOWLY

>>50511341
You're glowing sir.

Hey dumb rodent baggies. You're at 8 million volume. 14 million is the equivalent normal day.

Remember when you said you'd lock the float sooooooooooo fast? Yeah. Well it turns out that isnt true because nobody is buying being this is a below average volume day. Also,
-6% baggot. Ahahahahahahahahaha

In 36 minites 57 seconds, you're going to see some serious shit. Buckle up.

>>50510563
Degiro has done the exact same
I have most of my stack on CS but I don't care if these broker shares are fake, since these are the ones they'll have to buy for millions. That's what the moass is all about

>>50511355
i thought indians were good at math

Someone want to make some money..

E themed finger box NFT.
Boom. Millionaire.

>>50511350

it's almost 3PM
E please give us a sign

>GME to announce NFT partnerships
>5 seconds later

Like clockwork

>>50510646
that one shill claiming Synthetics aren't real got real quite all of a sudden.

>>50510204
Extremely good. The FTD fees is going to skyrocket come September. We're talking almost 100 million a day.
>shills on suicide watch

>>50511356
Ive been holding since Jan 21’, I can’t get any more buckled up’

>>50511353
Do you even know what that means? Are you allowed to say "glownigger", "God", or Kashmir belongs to Pakistan?

YOU FUCKING NIGGERS WHY ARE WE NOT MOONING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOW ARE THEY MANAGING TO MAKE THE PRICE FALL ON THE BIGGEST NEWS YET

>>50511369
What do the bottom 2 numbers say baggot???

If you look real closely you can see nobody is fucking buying. ZERO FOMO

>>50511400
I'm just waiting until I see people leaping off buildings on wallstreet.

>>50511400
You think they really pay FTD fees?
They are not even required to report them.
the SEC won't do shit.

>>50510875
It's a good universe, but the actual writing and prose are high school tier, just horrendous

>>50510692
All brokers in canada that are attached to big banks have not delivered shares. It’s so sus

>>50511117
In the grand scheme of things /tg/ is cheap and that inadvertently put me on the path to being a good saver.

>>50511411
nobody is selling either, it's equivalent to 2m of regular volume

If you fucks had DRSed your shares then the split will have worked.
But you had to be greedy paper hands and fuck all of us.

Classic example of crab bucketing

If dubs, the crab dies tonight

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. hey! bum bum bum, got any grapes.

3pmchads
our time is almost upon us

>>50510875
I can’t even make it an hour in and I’m out like a light. If part 2 doesn’t knock me out in 30 I’ll be dissapointed, best sleep aide I’ve had since Batman vs Superman.

>>50511408
they've been saving up since january 21 lol this is what they've been waiting for and they barely moved it 2%

>>50511440
>Nobody is selling

You're down 6% delusional baggie. Surely they're not shorting. The fee is 120% right bagbro???????

>>50511411
Oh noo whatever shall we do??? I guess we can just leave our shares where they are and carry on with our god damn lives, and not waste our time trying to give financial advice to people.

flatline bros, i feel it

>>50511468
looks like they shorted considering that the available shares to borrow went to zero twice, even with the ridiculous fee
stay angry though

>>50511454
It is time.

Steve Bannon just got convicted by the 9/11 2 committee, apparently.

>>50511079

Was the naked short theory false all along?
Everyone got their shares...

>>50511460
I was talking about the book. The movie isn't bad

>>50511379
what the fuck did I ever say about 3pm? Short squeezes happen in AHs and PM doofus

WHERE THE FUCK, is my sqooze?

Absolutely retarded question but is there a difference between a regular split and a split divvy? Like in a regular split does every share get multiplied or divided by whatever number if it's forward or reverse? So what makes it a divvy then?

>>50511435
Wealthsimple has and they've confirmed that they're legit shares registered in my name in my TFSA. WS did have a warning though that it could take up to 6 business days to process but mine came through today. I know they're not attached to a bank though.

>>50511501
thank you for your mighty wisdom E
peace be upon you

>>50511503

everyone gets shares as a dividend

>>50511502
2 weeks

>>50511494
fucking lauer? now I definitely don't care.

Man
I really do love these threads.
kek flatlinies
kek indian shillies

>>50511501
you're not the real E faggot shut up

>>50511508
>6 business days
So they don't have them yet. They just gave you an IOU

>>50511512
Wa'alaikum Assalam

Any canadians not with WS got their shares?

>>50511411
Do you still think we're like cryptobaggies who make their purchase decision based on FOMO?

>>50511540
I don't have mine, showing a -75% loss right now
Banks affected: RBC, BMO, Scotia, NBDB

>>50511530
No. They said up to. I have confirmed that they are not IOUs.

giga cope thread

>>50511556
Fucking brutal.

I am financially incontinent

I will say it one more time for the slow kids in the back. Why would there be any discrepancies between brokers the morning after a split? Why would some brokers elect to make a new ticker called GMETEMP? Did those with direct registered shares experience any discrepancies, or did they wake up to shares directly from the transfer agent? It is all right in front of your faces. You better believe in short squeezes...you are in one!

>>50511554
Dumb baggie you're missing the point. Everybody said you'd lock the float SO FAST when the price dropped. But guess what? Volume is below average. ://////// and you're down 6%. Kek baggie

>>50511556
Same. That’s a huge number of shares. Canada is scared

>>50511513
So if there was 16 million shares left to DRS, is it still 16 million shares after the split or is it 64 million shares now?

fractalchads... the 1d looks like a microscopic version of the jan 28 sneeze.

>>50511540
>he didnt DRS his shared
LMAO @ your TFSA getting rugged and the CRA still taxing you on it cause they can

>>50511578
Think

I don’t understand- why does TDA think I’m up 276%? My cost average was 141 which would be $35.25

>>50511468
https://csimarket.com/stocks/technicals_average.php?code=GME&koga=Onbalance
obv suggests otherwise, the buy sell rate is pretty stable

>>50511578
64

>>50511570
Dude, you are very good at pointing things out

>>50511556
I have a temp placeholder

>>50511598
So how is the price 6% red on below average volume? You think they're shorting? What about the 120% borrow fee.

So baggie people are either selling or they don't give a fuck about your borrow fee.

>>50511570
Will the Canadian banks rug?

>>50511603
yeah some banks are giving out temp shares

>>50511570
>You better believe in short squeezes...you are in one!

>>50511590
because they're still processing everything. shit's always a bit wonky after a split whether it's a dividend or not. if it's not fixed up by tuesday i'd say something's fucky.

wake up you dumb sheeple
E is telling you how things really work >>50511570

I listened to the Dune book earlier this year, I enjoyed it, got kind of lost when Paul poisoned himself, I was playing HoI IV at the time so there were times where my concentration lapsed from one thing to another, what was the point in poisoning himself, what did achieve?
Should I listen to the sequels?

The Reaver chapter and The Jaime chapter where convinces Edmure to hand over Riverrun from a Feast for Corws came on shuffle today. Pretty good shit. A Three-Body Problem (Liu Cixin/Cixin Liu) came on shuffle on my way home from work but I skipped it.

>>50511590
Screwed gain/loss means they haven't gotten your shares and are giving you placeholders. Unironically.

>>50511622
i hope not, they claim up until the end of next week at the latest

The best part about watching the ticker drop $3 or any amount of money is that it's actually 3x that now

>>50511602
you all will get very good at pointing things out when you try to direct register these broker placeholders. This will be your short squeeze. The slow dawning on shareholders and the public that the shares given as a "split" instead of a dividend are being prevented from being direct registered by....you guessed it!...the DTCC.

>>50511601
>>50511589
So that means every single share was just multiplied by 4. So where's the divvy part?

>>50511577
They have no liquidity, it took me 5 business days to get 10k cash a few weeks ago, then 8k the week after. It had to get ordered.
My name was on a list of orders. There was im guessing 20ish orders, all waiting for cash.

Canadian goverment using fintrac to monitor accounts since the truckers thing, the whole thing exploded when the bank run started.

China.. protecting banks with tanks.. Nuff said.

Imagine being a shill.. here.. now.. in this time.

>>50511658
The divvy part is important if you are short

>>50511516
You mean 8 weeks

>>50511651
*4x

>>50511658
>So that means every single share was just multiplied by 4. So where's the divvy part?
...

>>50511643
That’s alright I have 65 shares in computershare. Most I lose is 20k if my broker rugs. If squoze hasn’t taken place by sept. I’m buying another 10k worth of Gme through CS

>>50511618
Idk but if I had to guess i'd say the latter, jenny has to short it now regardless of how expensive it is to do so.

>>50511643
the really fun part happens when the "financial terrorists" on reddit start trying to direct register the broker loaned shares. There is no more can kicking, or gaslighting.

>>50511674
That is just 4 sets of 2 weeks

>>50511665
>Imagine being a shill.. here.. now.. in this time.
Those type of "people" can't imagine anything. No inner monologue or pictures of apples.

>>50511688
I believe in you E
I'm going to DRS all my broker shares right now
thank you for making me see the light

>>50511618
to add on to what I previously posted the OBV proves that the dip isn't being caused by any kind of sell off.

the stock fell asleep can someone wake it

>>50511682
>. If squoze hasn’t taken place by sept. I’m buying another 10k worth of Gme through CS

that's delusional, we need to just hold. If it fails now then it fails, no point throwing more money into this bullshit.

>>50511590
I noticed that this morning and almost shat myself

Canadian baggies think they matter when most US states have larger gdps than their entire country.

they are bart simpsoning the fucking chart

>>50511571
No you're missing the point. You and your whip holders are severely out of their depth.

>>50511718
Hi Gabe! Remember me!?

>>50511712
Just don’t put Dune on, will send it spiralling.

Canadian baggies think they matter when most US states have larger gdps than their entire country.

>know for a fact most anons in this thread if not all of biz are acoomulating
>know reddit is doing the same
>know big money is probably looking to get in too on this cheapness
>we are red and volume is low
I'm so fucking tired of kikes and their kike tricks. When this is over everyone better agree to actually preform a real holocaust. And we can use all those wacky stories they invented as ideas, like the roller coaster into the ovens or the bendable rifles into holes on the wall.

If the thesis is correct, which it probably is, it would make perfect sense for any banks or brokers that are exposed to drag this on for as long as possible. The fact is a huge number of apes still don’t have their shares. E is right about everything

>>50510783
Here is a pump reality:
>GME pumped to $350 in Jan. 2021
>You bought the top, thinking that the squeeze has not been squoze, while this was literally the squeeze
>Now you're left with baggies of a worthless meme stock, so you keep shilling this crap and keep lying to yourself it will moon one day (spoiler alert: it won't even come close to its ATH)

>>50510654
>Posting the same post
Guess what? People who tell the truth will always tell you that 1+1=2. Only liars change their story everyday you fucktarded schizo

>50511725
this is the go-to shill response whenever people from canada, the uk and mexico say that most have not received their shares
they're downplaying that it's hard to find them

Just got home from work, didn't look at the ticker all day.
Give it to me straight: DID WE WAGMI?!

ARE THE PUMP RESERVES PRESSURIZED AND VOBULATED ADEQUATELY FOR POWER HOUR?!?

>>50511540
I got mine on questrade

>>50511752
people claim to not have shares.
No one can prove it.
Naked shorting has never happend with GME as it is illegal.

>>50511766
no. it looks like all the naked shorting was a lie because everyone got their shares even in brokers

i'm just glad that fuckface on WSB with 135 and 140 puts gets fucked

>>50511778
rope yourself

>>50511788
proof?

>the split will cause the MOASS! shorts will have no choice but to cover! hedgies r fukt tomorrow!
>well of course the split didn't cause MOASS, we never believed that, we always knew it would take time, we're zen
literally what is it going to take for you retards to admit you were wrong? if GME declares bankruptcy will you give it up or will you start telling yourselves ryan cohen is going to go door-to-door handing out your millions?

be honest with me anons, did you really think that buying a random stock that someone on the internet told you somehow going to solve all your money problems?

Stop day dreaming and start living

>>50511587
do you know what the TF in TFSA stands for?

>>50511791
Reddit posts are not proof.
They are likely just lying to keep the scam going.

Morning, whats todays FUD?

>>50511797
Yes

>>50511791
Wealthsimple show my balance increase by 75% everything about today except for the price action is bullish af

>>50511797
It made Brexit & Trump President do why the fuck not

>>50511791
Kek they could have DRS'd
>but muh TFSA!
Like weedman would let you have tax free gains on millions.

>>50511797
yes

>>50511794
this thread. Everyone has gotten there shares which means all the shares in brokers were real unfortunately

>>50511797
Worked for Bitcoin millionaires

>>50511797
Non't!

to the white shills, I am going to be a friend, and tell you that your employers are now being openly discussed on the street and on the hill. or let's put it this way, who were the first people Lenin lined against a wall and shot? Everyone I know with clout is ready to turn on these fucks. We are tired of our well planned investments getting nuked for desperate collateral. The tide is turning on the street, we want the shorts out, and we want their PR teams exposed. You all are playing with fire.

>>50511806
Read up on it anon, CRA gets to decide if your gains are tax free or not. Considering weedman tried to seize bank accounts earlier this year, no action is below him.

I wonder if with the price change they thought a sharp violent shock would get it down to zero

>>50511847
If E says there are naked shorts then there are naked shorts
E non-believers are all low IQ and inferior to E

>>50511852
kek now you shills pissed E off

>>50511847
>>50511807
i still don't have my shares
nice narrative you're both trying to push

>>50511791
Uh oh, shorty

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50511847
Or it's the other way around, and the fact that broker shares are being handed out before DRS shares is proof that all the broker shares are made up.

>>50511847
I actually did get my shares..

uh, bros...

>>50511878
Prove it

>>50511863
well if he does then there's nothing i can do about it and if he doesn't i pay 0 taxes on it

>>50511818
I wish.

>YOU'RE ALL SHILLING YOUR BAGS, BAG SHILL SHILL BAG REEEE DO THE NEEDFUL SER AND SELL
Funny how we're apparently shilling our bags by staying in our own thread, while them coming here to screech autistically at us is somehow our fault.
How about some of you do the sneedful already?

>>50511836
Like I was ever going to pay taxes anyway

>>50511896
They ran out of shares and really, really need us to sell.

I have my new shares in Fidelity, no cost basis though

>>50511905
You can't run out of shares. the market is not designed that way.
There is unlimited supply.

Still below average volume? Nobody buying despite the low price?

Still -6%????? Ahahahahahahahahaha

>>50511919
Same

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BAKER AND WHO THE MOTHER FUCK IS E

>>50511578
If you have a cake that's cut into 6 slices(6 shares), and I come in and poop in 3 of them(3 drs'd shares), then your cake is 50% pooped on.
If you then cut those 6 slices into 12, you now have 6 slices with poop on them, but your cake is still 50% shid.

Makes sense?

>>50511933
waiting for 999/1000 like a faggot

Thou shall not spread anti-E sentiment in /GME/ or he shall be smited by the great E
all praise him

Baker is a faggot who is taking longer aand longer to bread and then info has to get posted twice. Someone else bake ffs

DIE SHILLS DIE DIE DIE

>>50511960
$38

But anon you're red as fuck? Ahahahahahahaha after 2 fucking years LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>50511960
that doesn't prove anything you idiot

>>50511852
Oh no shillies you pissed off the larper
lmao post proofs or gtfo

>>50511933
nigga we're still on page 3, no reason to bake as soon as we hit bump limit.

>>50511987
TEMP shares are not real shares you fucking idiot

>>50511922
the stock market is not technically supposed to be, or legally allowed to be FIAT. tough little technicality for the shorts if the public decide to hold them accountable. Also, I just got the "i can't tell you not to post, but I would advise you not to keep posting" text

>>50511930
Same with Vanguard

>>50511960
Does not prove anything, Also likely a photo shop.

>>50511959
Script waiting for doubles
Or he killed himself after no moass

>>50511982
>>50511987
SEETH RETARDS. LIFELESS PICES OF MEAT. no one will ever sell kek.

>>50512008
holy shit the cope

>Leafniggers and US goblins dont have their shares yet

Revochads win again

>>50512006
RIP sorry you committed suicide bro.

>>50512006
The public have no power.
If the SEC lets it happen then it is legal, simple as that.
If it was illegal then they'd stop it.
Laws have no meaning, only actions.

>>50512011
checked

I feel so fucking stupid for taking this general seriously, ive only just realised its satire

Praise be to E
He sacrificed himself to save you from naked shorts

>>50512051
who?

>>50512048
>getting worked like a jabroni mark
lmao never gonna make it with the wolves kid

Breaded fuck the baker I'm phone posting and he can wait for digits like a cunt

>>50512050

>>50512006
We will be awaiting your resurrection my lord.

>>50511922
Why are you here, if you truly believe that?

>>50512076
Gotta pay rent somehow.

>>50512027
Fuck you Anthony

How do people not have their shares yet? I got mine immediately, isn't it automatic?

>>50512090
I appreciate the honesty.

>>50511847
I didn't get all of mine.

>>50511952
Yeah I get it. The remaining unlocked float should stay the same. The extra shares that GME gave to the DTC should be distributed among shareholders first. What confused me was not being able to find an accurate float count post split. Every website has a different number. All good thanks anon.

>>50512048
wait what

>>50512116
I'm guessing all the major brokers get dibs on them. All the smaller ones are fucked because there isn't enough to go around.

>>50512210
This entire thing has been the worlds most elaborate piece of performance art ever conceived.

>>50511359
Yeah I've got my csgo stack too. Was wondering if anyone has gotten a proper explanation though, as it's now Saturday where I am and I can't ask shit till Monday. Also the people here are dumb as bricks so asking what's up is almost a futile exercise.

Sorry about that, frens.

>>50512063
>>50512063
>>50512063

>>50512210
>>50512263
Well you do realise they calculate short and long interest using weighted averages right? So some analyst or BI dev is going to correct the formula and it will update. You know this right?

……right?

>>50510767
Start my own hedge fund

>forgot it was a trading day
>check ticker
>closes precisely below the gamma ramp ignition point.
Will forget again tomorrow.