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50508287 No.50508287 [Reply] [Original]

*destroys twitter by pretending to buy it*

>> No.50508308
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50508308

NOOO, PLEASE BUY MY BAG ELON

YOU CAN"T REDEEEEEEEM BENCHOD!

>> No.50508334

>>50508287
>I w-was only pretending to be retarded!
>Courts: tough fuckin titty fatcunt - all breakages must be paid for. That'll be $44b please. No checks, we know your kind.

>> No.50508368

>>50508334
i think its more likely that twitter is getting punished for misleading investors into thinking it's worth anything

>> No.50508403

>>50508334
lol, lmao

>> No.50508419

Is there a max pain scenario for these two? I'm getting tired of reading about either of them

>> No.50508427
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50508427

>>50508287
SIR ELON PLEASE REDEEM THE TWITTER SON OF A BASTERD

>> No.50508449

>>50508287
elon is a grifting fag retard but i hate twitter more since it's a bot-riddled propaganda machine for low IQ nigger cattle. i hope their stock dumps even harder and the executive team is killed in cold blood.

>> No.50508455

>>50508419
they fall into each others arms, with a little helping shove from a Delaware Jury
>stage fades to black

>> No.50510288

>>50508455
cheeky fucker i chuckled.

>> No.50512936

>destroys litecoin by shilling dogecoin

>> No.50512990

>>50508287
>1 percent

noice

>> No.50512998
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50512998

>>50508287
I hate Le Based Reddit Billionarino, but it’s been amusing watching Twitter go from
> he can’t buy us, we’ll deploy poison pills
to
> you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to buy us
in the span of a month
I honestly hope he’s forced to buy them, it’ll end up destroying both of them, and that’s the best possible ending

>> No.50513031

>>50508419
Reddit Billionaire is forced to buy them, he’s already done enough damage to their brand that their public image is shattered, and his investment bleeds money

>> No.50513083

>>50508427
It's amazing how their entire company is almost completely H-1B hires from India

>> No.50513166

>>50508334
If you think elon will pay anything youre retarded

>> No.50513278

>>50512998
anon, you understand that the people who work at Twitter, Inc. and the board of directors/shareholders are two distinct groups, right? The workers didn’t want to work at a Musk-owned Twitter. As soon as Musk signed the contract, the board’s fiduciary duty to the shareholders switched from “manage Twitter as a going concern” to “get every red cent the epic bacon guy agreed to give us.” The shareholders 1000% do not give a shit about Twitter employees at this point.

There’s no contradiction here

>> No.50513341

>>50508368
Lmao twitter has been an unprofitable mess since 2009. Investors have been fine with Twitter and its SEC filings because Twitter is not breaking any laws by having an in-house method of estimating the number of bots that they inform investors could be flawed.

>> No.50513402

>>50513083
Tech's rabid leftism is almost entirely due to unhinged jeet foreigners.

t. tech worker

>> No.50513417

>>50508287
He didn't "pretend" to buy it. He bought it.