/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50507096
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,240.204B, 100P = 22.40204B per (nice average)
Thursday RRP: 2,271.756B, 101P = 22.493B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>50507096
>The squeeze has not been squoze!
>Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil!
>Retarded apes stronk!
>HODL!
>DIAMOND HANDS!
>$1000 EOD!
>MOASS soon!
>Ken Griffin lied under oath!
>$1 million EOY!
>WAGMI!
>Look at the naked shorts!
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews!
>I love Papa (((Cohen)))!
>Sneed!
>OMG Gamestop NFTs! It will happen for real this time!
>What mass layoffs?
>OMG stock split! It will happen for real this time!
>muh paper hands!
>muh Robinhood!
>muh shills!
>muh short ladder attack!
>I don't need meds!
>This is not a cult!
>2 more weeks!
>THIS IS NOT A CULT!

Bros, not like this...

Happy Splividay everyone.

>The squeeze has not been squoze!
>Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil!
>Retarded apes stronk!
>HODL!
>DIAMOND HANDS!
>$1000 EOD
>MOASS soon!
>Ken Griffin lied under oath!
>$1 million EOY!
>WAGMI!
>Look at the naked shorts!
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews!
>I love Papa (((Cohen)))!
>Sneed!
>OMG Gamestop NFTs! It will happen for real this time!
>What mass layoffs?
>OMG stock split! It will happen for real this time!
>muh paper hands!
>muh Robinhood!
>muh shills!
>muh short ladder attack!
>l don't need meds!
>This is not a cult!
>2 more weeks!
>THIS IS NOT A CULT!

henlo is this the rich ppl waitimg room??
wgami!!

Never before in the history of stock dividends has it not gone smoothly

Today we have undelivered shares, glitches and whatnot

This is the first time this has ever happened in history. If this isn’t confirmation that all GME holders are about to be filthy fucking rich I don’t know what is

wagmi
just bought 40 more shares

>>50507116
Still not selling. Can't wait for the DRS waves!

4x THE KATHIES
4x THE FRACTIES
4x THE FAILURES TO DELIVER
4x THE FEE KINGS


WE IN THIS BITCH

NOW

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

kek nbobbies

I expected nothing and still got disappointed. Call this a FUDpost I don't give a fuck. I'm so tired I want it to be over already. Just fucking go to 0 or a million per share.

I'm so comfy, bros

>seethies in shambles parroting pleddit talking points they fell for, KEK


>>50507133
checked and WAGMI pilled

>>50507136
>never before has it taken 1-2 business days for a stock split to be 100% completed
>t. GME is my first ever stock

>>50507133 Checked
Hi fren!
WGAMI!

>>50507129
>>THIS IS NOT A CULT!

the fuck are you talking about? I KNOW I'm in a cult, and I'm proud of it.

>>50507159
I TOO AM SO FATIGUED FOR HOLDING A STOCK PASSIVELY FELLOW PUSSY

Whenever it's baking time, I tend to post a lot so as to ruin faggot baker's script. The more you keep forcing digits the more we get delayed.

Leaf bros, Wealthsimple delivered my divi shares. Check your accounts if you haven't seen them yet.

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

theres more pajeets than actual holders in these threads holy shit they must be fucked with how many are here today

>>50507181
I got better uses for my money than seeing it crabbing for 2 years, you fucking NEET

>>50507159
This just 100% honesty
Zero it out or billion it already
I don't give a fuck either way just end it already
I'm going to revenge fuck so many Indian chicks after this no condom foreskin pulled back and cumming inside all holes while cooking curry and making tandoori nan

Kek at the DRSlaves trying to fud me into thinking I would get rugged by my broker. Feels good being a Brokerking, have fun with CS putting a cap on your limit orders lmao.

>>50507188
quite the pickle they find themselves in

>50507202
shut the fuck up and sell then faggot instead of crying about it here but the reality is you don't hold this stock nigger

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

Just bought another share.

So what was the difference between a forward split and a dividend?

As expected, the shilling is exceptionally retarded today.

>>50507202
should have btc'd and roped crypto faggot

>>50507188
Had my hopes up for today but in boomer world everything takes fucking forever to move. Cant wait till everything is T0.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

You are, all of you, vermin. Cowering in your offices, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming fire? No. Your assets will burn until they are but ash! And not even your corrupted Government will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the reflection of our passage; the culmination of our Squeeze. For your destruction is the will of the gods! And I...I am their instrument!

>shut the fuck up and sell then faggot instead of crying about it here but the reality is you don't hold this stock nigger

Oh that reminds me, I'm still filedumping every Jannie, mod and trannie (male) and their bans for all to see and the 4chan public can decide your fate.

>protip: someone else oays them at a 300% pay rise

Citadel HQ is in Miqmi. Neat! Got your covid mask?

Still comfy
Still holding
Still lurking

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

Are we billionaires yet? I don't want to go to work on Monday.

Shills are just jealous that we have 4x the shares as before. Even AMC niggers know that more>better

Im selling on the way down after the MOASS and donating my billions to AOCs senate reelection campaign. Girlboss!

>50507212
then explain this sanjay someones broker sold their shares and then bought the post split amount for them they totally have real shares right
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w5afg3/saxo_bank_sold_my_shares_and_purchased/

since open AmSneed down 7% SNAP down 6% BBBY down 4% and GME down 4%

Really activates the almonds

>>50507238

That 124.3% borrow rate is lookin' pretty spicy.
Amazonian softball gfs for all, soon.

>>50507096
WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>50507133
>>50507144
>>50507166
>>50507188
>>50507222
CHECKED!!!!

If you are tired and fatigued then DRS your fucking shares you stupid fucking faggots. This is why it’s taking so long you lazy greedy cunts I hope you get fucking rigged by fidelity. Faggots.

>>50507258
Yup less=better

>>50507229
What is matter? No the do want to sell GME??? All teh kewl kids are doing it. You must not be cool. Leave now and get away, looser.

Woah nice divvy squeeze anons!!!

Congrats, seriously!

…….just kidding. I’m lmfao’ing at you baggies right now. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50507188
Personally I think most of these shills are of the first world variety. Pajeets just post a script and leave but these seem almost personally invested at times, as if they're bitter at being forced to do this over and over each day like a slave for barely any pay.

>>50507256
>display glitch due to split is totally proof of maos
Kek baggies

DRS lackies get to work

>splivvy coming
>brokers credit IOUs to everyone's account while getting their sheets anally fisted and still having to buy real shares anyway
>come first trading day they borrow and short to convince retards that moass didn't magically start today, despite them still being millions of shares short, therefore moass is cancelled
Genius huh

It's like most of the thread now
1 post by this ID
Mien face
The harder the fud the more I buy and DRS I do not care it makes me hard infact

Anyone seen georgina anon?

just bought 2 more thanks guys

>>50507279
I’m laughing at you crypto baggie. I’m still up 35% meanwhile you are down 62% in the last 3 months

You’re not laughing at all. You’re on the verge of killing your self. Here’s a hint: do it.

>>50507259

>>50507318
Wow 0.5 whole shares! Ymgi!

>>50507297
kek
>they're keeping me rather full

>>50507256
DeGiro did the same to my shares. I am mildly perturbed, and can think of two reasons. They had no access to dividend shares so they added up more citadel shorts, or that's how they implement it in their system. Anyone had a split with another stock on these brokers?

When are we gonna get the subsequent splivvy that was authorized?

I'm already so bored Ryan!

if you get mad about shills writing nonsense, Imagine living on 2$ a day while witnessing millionaires being made real time. lmao. id just kill myself at that point.

>>50507327
It's hard to see arby in that one

wen moon. i'm not playing

>50507288
is that you dave "everything is a glitch" lauer? I didn't know you posted here too

>>50507337
bought one more for (you)

I told you niggers they were gonna smear shit and curry everywhere and some of them them are throwing matzo ball soup everywhere.

problem, fuddies?

Look into TBLT if you have extra play money on the side to flip into GME

>>50507362
I suppose?
May as well dump the collection, it has been a while

>>50507354
>witnessing millionaires being made real time.
Not in /GME/ threads lmao

>>50507385
>buy during the runup
peak /biz/ you'll probably get a few

>>50507390

SHILLS

EXPLAIN THIS

NOW

>>50507298
He decided he liked wendigos istead and rode off into the distnce towards Miami.

I’m going to open an auction house post MOASS where you can buy and sell Jewish slaves.

It will be called “Trader Jews”

Get it?

>>50507385
>not buying gme itself on a days where it pulls le ebin random doomp

its literally free money I've been it for a full year

>>50507385
Fuck off with this Reverse-split scam. TBLT management is trash, and has never prioritized stock price. Got burned around IPO and diluted since then. GME does forward-splits, which reward the holder

>>50507411

Looks like the stock split catalyst was an absolute success. I can’t believe you guys were right! The 1 billion naked shorts were forced to close! What? Oh it did nothing, because there’s no naked shorting of this stock? Weird must be a glitch. See you guys at $15 a share

>>50507403
Its got 47m volume just today so far, until the volume dies off its nowhere near stopping, short % yesterday was like 58% total volume

its so predictable that they would do this saving the shorting for after the split.
>short it down and delay pretending nothing happened
>surely they will sell this time!
>send shills to say its over
>finally have to cover their obligations
>moass

>>50507435
I bankrupt you hedgies and I enjoy it. I destroy you in you unjustified billions–in your gluttony, in your self-righteousness, in your arrogance. I pound your assets into dust; turn back the clock on your hedge fund's progress. What has taken you decades to achieve I erase in SECONDS. Welcome back to the dirt, hedgie. Welcome home.

>muh funkopop NFTs
>muh split squeeze
Kek whats the matter baggies? Where's your little squizzly squooze? Keep calling the janjan baggies LMAO

Can someone explain MOASS or why you think it'll happen. Seems like pure delusion to me

Lol AMC, GME and BBY all moving now in the same way with exactly the same up ticks and down ticks

>>50507413
That's exactly 4X the previous rate so I'm not 100% inclined to believe it over some computer fuckery yet. But if it's still like that after hour oh boy it's getting spicy.

>>50507413
One more…da..hour.

>>50507413
Literally multiplied by 4, what does it mean? what the fuck is happening?

>>50507462

>>50507470
how fucking retarded are u

>50507465
>the only ones pushing instant moass are the shills
>still trying to make people sell
>no one is selling

>>50507480

dont get discouraged now... the MOASS is coming bros... any day now... chairman Cohen wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your shares... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the short squeeze is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding those shares bros... GME is the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the MOASS to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

>>50507466

please do not buy so you end up with resentment for missing your boat for rest of your life lmao.

>>50507500
>50507517

>>50507431
Sure its a shit company but thats not the point, the point is 1 million float with over a million FTD and +200% short trading in the tens of millions daily, its a squeeze play not a fundamental one

>>50507466
No more handfeedies.

>>50507483
About as much as a small child, or a golden retriever.

Next week will be interesting

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

What is this hedgefucks?

>>50507536
No its actually 2 more weeks

If something doesn’t happen within the next six months… lord

Wtf? Are there only shills and bots talking to each other? Bullish.

SSR just activated

>>50507532
you will get burned. it's the toughbuilt turd promise

td direct issuing "gme temp" shares you can't make this up
>shills b-b-b-but it was only a split
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w59yvl/td_direct_issues_new_ticker_gmetemp_as_splidivy/

>>50507532
>t. AMC holder
The reason GME is the play is BECAUSE its good fundamentals mean shorts must close at some point. Does that make sense?

>>50507413
>0% fee
Oh no baggies Kek ohnnonononono they aren’t “Fee”ling it I guess Kek baggies!

>>50507524

>>50507385
Baased anon, I swung my GME stack in there while Gamestop dumps and already up.

>>50507563
If you had bought between the time I posted and now youd be up about 20%, Im doing this to roll profits into GME other people should too

>>50507573

>>50507498
So when is it then dumbass? I thought this was the killshot.

>>50507565
It got half daned

>>50507556
I'm talking to you.

>>50507602

>>50507597
that's a man

>>50507560
Ssr activates after 10% dip you retard.

>50507572
Literal paki shill. You simple fucking retard.

todays fud recap

swing trade!
if it doesnt happen today, im leaving!
why is it down 75%?

EMBARASSING

PATHETIC EVEN

:D

so 3 more months til im rich?

>>50507626

Degiro did the sell and buy trick, kinda bummed cus now i gotta pay taxes of the gains, and most of the gains are just the fact that i bought the shares with DKK and if i sell i get dollars back

>>50507599
if you have quick hands, most people won't and will baghold. Toughbuilt is horrible stock and has diluted OG holders to death to get to where it's now, and they will continue their scam scheme until penny-land

save the money and buy NFTs on Gamestop NFT marketplace, price appreciation will be waaay better

>>50507617
why so angry shillie? thought people would fall for the bait of instant moass and sell? the only dumbasses are you guys thinking people will sell with your weak ass fud

The way the Canadian banks are all stalling is very sus and bullish

>>50507644
(((Who))))'s sins?
Also don't look at the basket stocks.

They'll get tired eventually. I can't imagine they'll be shilling this consistently in the coming days.

>>50507644

>>50507633
Really does make you think

So shills are talking to themselves about a distraction stock on the day of the splividend. Top work by top men

>35.50
Ahahahahahahahahahaha

OH MY GOD GUYS IS THIS THE MOASS? YOU FINALLY GET TO MAKE THE HATERS EAT CROW! FINALLY!

>>50507282
in reality shills are most likely jewish college bros working for their banker and hedgefund dads on wallstreet

>>50507460
>It didn't work before but I'm 100% sure it will work this time
The only change I see is they are in fact dumber than usual. Paying for quantity nit quality I see.

>>50507676

Could it be

a

falling wedge

but


boolish

We are short squeezing downwards!

Lolololololololooololloolololol…

Baggies all of your cult dates turned into nothingburgers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lol!!!!!!! :DDDD

>>50507699

This is an absolutley terrible thread kek.

Very bullish IMO

>>50507689
at least they're working instead of playing the stock market like a scratch ticket. delusional dreams about spending five minutes buying a share turning into generational wealth. why dont you invest in magic beans too?

Hey shill who disagreed with me in the last thread am I allowed to say It sure is interesting that the market tanks after a dividend for a failing rick and morty mall retailer goes out now?

>some cringe baggie made a dozen of these
>now all the baggies pretend they never thought the split was going to cause a MOASS and everyone who’s making fun of them are “indian shillies”
LOOOOOL

How many synthetics are made today and then FTD'd you think?

>>50507709
Kek shillies. Still not selling. Also, lots of shares to DRS.

>50507732
>pretend
Bitch I made 100 posts BEFORE the split saying it will follow TSLA/OSTK.

>50507732
>reminder

>>50507742
fucking kek saved

you guys told me it was going to be a share dividend not a fucking split

>>50507725
it's actually funny how bad it is

I suspected this would happen. They were waiting to short until after the split because they get more bang for their buck that way. Until yesterday they would have to return four shares for each one they sold short. Now it's just 1:1 and you saw how many shares they borrowed this morning.

>>50507731
unknowable, but they will be 'strategic'

>>50507657
They have to give notice so you have time to get out if they dilute, until volume drops off this is gonna continue, its up another 10% again since the last post lol

you cant make this up

no other country in history

pooomp hahaha

awww no poompa

>50507727
Now this is the seething I want to see from you faggots. I can't imagine what it must feel like to get called niggers and faggots for scraps by people who will probably be signing your next paycheck all while knowing you'll eventually get rugged by your employer. Please seethe more for me.

>>50507764
Kek baggie

>>50507096
TICK TOCK

>>50507779
kek

>>50507686
we're still over 140 if thats the case, retard

>>50507661
You sir are an epic troller and I am thoroughly raging at my monitor. if only you could answer why it hasn’t happened yet. I’m sure we just have to trust Bryson Joseph’s Twitter plan. Maybe we need another stock split to really seal the deal?

>>50507775
kek if they now it's from a split why even put it there? Such obvious tricks

>>50507727
>why dont you invest in magic beans too?
You won't be laughing when they sprout

>why isnt my unprofitable company in two dying sectors sitting on a huge pile of depreciating inventory going to the moon after doing a stock split that has no fundamental impact on the company?

Get fucked you retarded bagholders

>>50507775
Kek.

On a side note, trawling for (You)s is quite boring, people have to be paid to do it

I tried calling marge to see how she was.. the line was busy.

Is this the squeeze baggiebros?
Is this what you've been waiting for?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>50507732
>kek indian shillies

Looking to jump in more when it dips pasg 30

>-8%
Is this the squizzly squooze? Hedgies really are fucked this time!

>>50507821
>why are people who don't hold GME so concerned with the performance of the stock

These threads will literally never be comfy again until after moass.

ok after holding for a year and a half

im so tired

holding passively is exhausting

gonna take a nap and buy more on monday

Pump engineer intern here.
Something went awfully wrong today.
It started with a noise in the wall. *Thump*
I thought it was nothing. Until the noise repeated. Again, and again, and again. Became cyclical.
Then, machinery started to act strange. But it was still not anormal.
Until the Hedge Dwarfs get out of the wall.
They were everywhere. Little creatures, a big bearded nose walking around, with more shortladders than you can imagine. They went deep in the engine, and headbutted the pump pipes to death, screeching about "Baggy back to fourty"
It was hard. I've seen men die today. Good men.
Break's up; I'll try to fix the mess to get pump flux flowing again today

>>50507862
so never?

>>50507732
>Everyone is this one anon
>Surely it wasnt one of us
>our lives are so busy and fulfilling we would never worry about something we dont own or have any intention of owning.
>We dont coordinate on discord either those screenshots are fake!

>>50507862
its comfy right now
you dont actually let the curry niggers upset you, do you?

>>50507860
because its fun to watch stupid people do stupid things.

>>50507876
give me a call after your shift, i've got some ideas for next week

>>50507727
i do invest in baked beans once in a while but the dividends are usually shit

>>50507876
Tyfys anon. Those mens sacrifice won't be in vain.

Lmao baggies, just lmao. Your copes are as sweet as honey. Mmm ;)))

Guys.

Just a reminder to hold on for the second dividend split to receive the true value of your stocks. They’re worth so much more than 1k a share (what it will reach in 8 months time).

There will be another stock split dividend next Summer. I know this on good authority.

I want you all to WAGMI.

Fortune will favor the patient.

Screen crap this

I admire these shorts for their attention to maintaining that perfect 45 degree slope

We never said the moam was happening today! Its 2 more weeks! Anyone who disagrees is an indian shill! Trust cohen trust the plan!

>>50507890
then look at your penis through a mirror

>>50507725
Heavy fire that's for sure. A great sign. Seems like every time I get a bit worried the entire media landscape launches another "sell GME" crusade to ease my doubts. They still haven't realized they're the primary reason I believe the thesis to be correct.

>>50507887
I enjoy sneeding them but I can't say i won't miss dolphin pussy, Georgina and Kathy.

waiting for them to short the living fuck out of it, to bomb them with buy orders
inshallah brothers, we are the financial terrorism now

>>50507862
threat or promise?

despite my intense (Fatigue) from doing absolutely nothing but playing lottery scratchers, ive got the blankey on. fuzzy sandles. egyptian cotton, thread count that exceeds rajesh's yearly income, lofi beats clapping in the background

>>50507876
god speed anon. give these little fuckers hell! the pump must continue!

>>50507914
kek

>>50507413
This is them putting time on the clock while they prepare to leave the country. They don't wanna be here when boomers find out the stock market is zero and gme pegs everything else's value.

I'd love to hear a valid argument why they would be shorting a split dividend HTB security that is owed to quite a lot of fucking accounts. It's only making this play MORE bullish.

>>50507887
Its about the same annoyance level as a fly or mosquito. Id say a mosquito has more reason to exist than they do though.

>>50507936
i love Georginas sloppy fat titties but i hate her disgusting bulbous stomach that you know she is sucking in for every picture

Pretty sure the heftiest will start to feel pain when all the redditors drs these splivvies!

I just sold 4000 shares six cents above my coat basis.
I can’t believe I got played like this.
But I also spent 60 BTC on the Silk Road in 2012 so I guess I’m too retarded to be rich.

>>50507915
it's been like this all yil

Just a reminder that the shorts are obligated to pay out dividends and they won’t have enough shares for every person holding the stock. Once the split happens, we’re going to the freaking moon. Well, maybe not. Maybe it takes 2 weeks to take affect after the split. Maybe a month or two. Any day now…. Yep

The hedgies are really flexing on AMC. They are handing out big punishments to everyone.

As soon as I get home I will purchase 50 more shares through csgo

>>50507969
>so I guess I’m too retarded to be rich.
Screencapped for later

>>50507975
how does it feel, knowing you suck that salty ballsweat for the rest of your godforsaken coke filled life

>>50507860
At least he still has that Hummer, though the gas prices probably makes him wish he didn't.

>>50507962
she's an athlete so i assume it's pure bulbous muscles like an eight pack of sorts

>>50507368
what is this filter called

>tradingview used to show the price being up at 150
>now it has rescaled to the post-split share count
working as intended?

I make it a point, almost every weekend to fuck a pajeeta and never call again. They love white cock so much its just easy for me. I do my best to make them bring much shame to their families in that intimate moment, thats what really makes me cum. Hard. Knowing that they will be in an arranged marriage in a few years and never forgetting that white guy who fucked them like no Paki boy could.

Everytime you fuck your wife.. just know.. she’s thinking of my.. or my friends plowing her hairy muff and is absolutely disgusted by your fat brown body.

Hepcats...

georgina anon i hope the backlash wasnt too bad

stay anon forever o7

god those titties could feed a farm tho

>>50507995
>coke filled life
This supposed to be a bad thing? You sound upset with me. Everything alright man, we can talk about it if you want

uh oh POOPY
t. poopy ass

its literally later today

Best part is all seeing all the pajeet and summerfags like 50507975 who've never actually seen a stock split in their life and have no clue what actually happens

>>50507727

>>50507969

>they still have to pretend to do it for free
The futility of it all.

>>50508019
is there a way to look at the pre-split adjusted price instead?

>>50508005
ew yuck, i like my tummies tight

>dividends
gamestop is losing $250M a quarter. you pay dividends out of profits. they cannot unload their inventory. we're going into a recession caused by exponential interest rate increases forcing deleveraging. companies trying to transition during these periods have always done very poorly. that means no dividends for years. gamestop faces numerous headwinds from a fundamental perspective. if you're holding onto it like a lottery ticket in hopes it moass's then good luck but without that catalyst the price has no where to go but down if you're looking at the company itself as a going concern.

>>50508007
The Pink

>>50508047
This is the dipperino before the ripperino, amirite reddit? Hedgies are running scared, so shook.

Uh Scat and Pussy bros, what's happening? I thought we wuz benchads.

>>50508072
use math inside your brain

>>50508072
current price x 4

Kek spyggots. Can someone share what the cost would be for the theoretical number of ftds again?

>B-b-b-b-but King Kike Cohen told me that I was getting a stock split dividend and all I got was a stop split

>>50508072
The "adj" button in the bottom right was doing it for me earlier but it isn't any more.

i feel very safe knowing a lot of fellow holders cant even fucking multiply x4.

we
(ARE)
(ABSOLUTELY)
making
it

>>50508047
All I wanted was a house in Wyoming with 5+ acres for self sustainability. Why did I think the store that gave me $28 for my ps2 and 60 games in 2007 would be the key to success? Worst part is now that I had aspirations of success the 4 year degree I was pursuing seems terrible. I used to think 70k a year was a lot.

$40 eod screen cap this and check em.

>>50508131
bc they scammed the fuck out of you then
how would they not be profitable now

dipshit

hahahaha. 2 more weeks amirite? Ryan Cohen is some anime mastermind and not some dumbfuck CEO. Trust the plan baggies

>having to hear about t+nigger for the next two months
it's all so tiresome

It’s good knowing that faggot that bought puts still got obliterated, and then it dumped enough to put him in profit after they expired. Beautiful.

today I closed half my GME short

>>50508131
All I wanted was to see billionaires shit and piss themselves on national television and on a few AM stations.

>>50508032
Holy shit, imagine a women's sports league where this is their uniform. Then, once a year, to raise awareness for breast cancer, they play topless. Then to raise awareness for uterine cancer, they have a day they play bottomless. Just imagine all those hot tomboy bodies playing out on the field.
We must combine our efforts post MOASS to make this a reality.

>>50508142
what's that times four?

>>50508112
So good to see ancient memes made by boomers. When are we gonna see your rage comics boomer anon?

Lmao the whole fucking market is rugging on the splivvy date. How can you know all these facts and not connect them?

>>50508047
:(
I feel so dumb…

ive been in GME for a year and a half now
wtf?
when the fuck is this thing gonna fucking happen?

>>50508172
Never. Please sell today. Take profits. Do not invest out of anger. Listen to the market experts.

>>50508163
they did this with football

not the uterine thing tho

Does anyone known any groovy or funky songs? I'm making a playlist

>>50508165
I dont know, im not some nerd.
But it would be cool if it did.

>>50508153
Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha.

>>50508172
3 months, check the overstock and tesla dividend history
you tellin' me you cant wait 3 short months to be a multimillionaire?

Why are they like this

>>50508205
Why did they leave? Was Andrew not home?

>>50508131
before memstocks became a thing everyone hated gamestop. they ripped you off on prices for new and used games. they always tried to upsell. they pestered you about disc protection or joining their gamer club. they'd offer you $5 for your game but then relist it at $50. i started shopping online because i got better prices and i didnt have to deal with the non-stop salesmanship that one had to endure to get a fucking video game. going to a car dealership was less stressful. but now those same people tie their financial future up to this bloated leaking balloon of a company because they think it will get them rich quick. quite an entertaining study on human and financial psychology.

>>50508200
Tesla and overstock didn't dump 8% on their dividend day

>>50508200
Im comfy regardless but I truly believe it's happening before that. The short interest is higher and I actually think they're holding a dam that's about to break lead to a domino effect of margin calls.

>>50508212
Generation raised on TV Movies & Games.

>Max Pain is 37.25

Okay

>>50508224
>buying games

>>50508224
> beta is afraid to say no when they propose stuff

>>50508212
Cause they don't own Fidelity rugs.

>>50508190
Wait... you said not the bottomless cancer day, but are you implying the topless cancer day was a real thing?

>>50508191
Groovin' magic

>>50508194
sorry bro i checked the general because the great catalyst finally happened and all we did is dump and im not gonna check fucking reddit but im realizing now that biz faggots are no better than reddit at this point

Drop below $35 already. Don't go back up

>>50508212
because these are your people. Absolute fucking retards. Birds of a feather.

>>50508191
I only know anime songs, sorry anon.

>>50508229
so the gme play is unlike anything ever seen before?
holy fuck im bullish

>>50508224
I dont care about gamestop.
I made a degenerate bet because the internet said to. Im simply waiting for money. It’s not rocket appliances. I can wait for more years. I dont care.

>>50508224
Fact is grocery stores are more annoying now. You have to bag your own shit for free AND the damn machines ask you to donate or rate the store every transaction.

>>50508191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZtgbnI-LfY

>>50508191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>50508229
Think really hard and long about why that was and it'll finally click for (you)

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA OH BAGGIES

3200 shares

>>50508306
But how many for an aqua?

>EvErgRanDe NEvEr CrAsHinG

>>50508300
Stock split dumbshit. Time to slurp

>>50508306
I kneel Aqua-sama…

>>50508280
>let some half retarded 16 year old crush all of your food because you're too lazy to do it yourself

>>50508229
I wonder why this times different. It's almost like theres no value in tying to scare the person squeezing you when they're a billion dollar fund.

>>50508271
based

>>50508306

I'm bored. Is anything interesting going to happen today, or should I just forget about GME until Monday?

>>50508323
My wife was a cashier when i met her. That’s how we met. We have kids and houses now. You dont understand the human element and how it can change your life because you rather be on your phone. I will not use self check out. I will not bring my own bags. I hate wagies but love humans.

>>50508306
King of All Slavshitendom
KNEEL

Made the XXXX club. Now I want XXXXX

when will this end?

>>50507517
Real moass is the frens we made along the way (:

>50508300
1pbtid

These shills keep posting their insults and dumb takes, but they're still here with us. We'll stick around regardless, what's sadder being full of hope or thinking about a bunch of people so much you post in their threads for days.

>>50508354
Probably not but I think bitcoin may tank to 15k tonight.

>>50508316
Looking forward to the next 10 splits as they leverage you into the dirt baggie boo

>>50508234
You've been talking about margin calls for 18 months now.

>50508224
this is purely to spite hedgies
I want to see them jump from ledgies
I'm here for the death of the financial system

>>50508354
Gamestop blockchain is doing some kind of corporate event or they have the day off today. You could speculate on that if you'd like.

>the fractal has transcended the charts
>AMC, GME, BBBY, SPY are same chart
>NOK running
>shills fudding my favorite bank

>>50508354
check the price at 2:15
youll shit yourself

>>50508358
when your only interaction with people are those forced to be around you due to them needing to earn a wage to eat, i guess i can see your point.

>>50508380
I have no interest in arguing with you. Just know that fractal chads, flatline chads and critical margin chads were always right.

>>50508388
Paki holiday, office is located in Brampton (all canadas pakis live there, not even joking).
Checked.

>>50508388
>>50508400
Ok I am inclined to believe both of you due to the repeating integers.

>>50508390
Nokia, that's the meme stock I couldn't remember to add . Thanks fren

>>50508379
Keep seething fud fag

>>50508370
>shills
Easiest bags to trigger on the board

>>50508306

>>50508436
What about BB? Wasn’t it considered early last year?.. black berry.

>>50508400
Capped for repost at 215

Don't ever put fracties in the same sentence as critical margin theorists ever again

Unreal

>>50508315
删除这个

>>50508457
Oh ffs forgot that one too

>>50508153
Thats literally how the market works retard. You cant even pull money from a broker with them sucking themselves off for two days.

Post more Halo/GME memes

>>50508499
>>50508499
>>50508499
Threaded.

>>50508488
Or what nigger?

>>50508297
You gonna have to explain because I am not a schizo

>>50508191
If you have to ask https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=80y5k35sx3w
Funky monks https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vGMqOhXtIa0
Mellowship slinky in B major https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RRQwn8rmZfo
Blackeyed blonde https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e80tihaeMqQ
The brothers cup https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UP2jnVc1quE
Yertle the turtle https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wMszK6IYymo
Subway to Venus https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9P7ogZVKo4
Red hot mama https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GeNkRuYHy8k
Hit it and quit it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EBXU2t4hodo
A joyful process https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eCl0Ky-3qkM
Basically anything chili peppers up to blood sugar sex magik and pretty much anything by parliament/funkadelic. I prefer funkadelic to parliament for their psychedelic flavor and focus on Eddie Hazel’s guitar work

>>50508516
>muh bank runs
>muh evergrande
>muh trains to nowhere
>muh collapsing condo buildings
>muh coronavirus plandemic
>muh three gorges dam
>muh drumpf tarriff war

>>50507212
>retard still tries to push the sell limit fud
get new material Aladin

>>50507876
o7
God bless the pump department.
Your courage, knowledge, and pumpage support us all.
Godspeed, brave intern.

>>50508034
shut your face Tim