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>> No.50505186
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First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.50505193
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>>50505168
fuck cannabis stocks

>> No.50505195
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you guys bought TBLT right?

>> No.50505197
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>>50505157
proof

>> No.50505208

my niggas overselling SNAP - buy or stay poor.

>> No.50505209
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50505209

How do I short India?

>> No.50505211

if id is green I buy SOXL
if id is red i buy SOXS

if id is blue I buy ZIM
if id is purple/dark i buy GME

>> No.50505212
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>>50505197
thanks for playing

>> No.50505214

bobos

>> No.50505216

>>50505197
you should take profits. stop being greedy.

>> No.50505226

>>50505211
gme!

>> No.50505234

>>50505195
I did lmao avg 6.35
1/5th of the entire mcap was made available for shorting today
we're already through 25% of that and the price is going up

>> No.50505239
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>>50505197
Damn. Easy come easy go I guess

>> No.50505242
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50505242

If you are looking for a sign that consumer spending is down just look at this.

>> No.50505250

>>50505209
At least he puts his mouth where his money is.

>> No.50505253
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>>50505242
no one cares burpfag

>> No.50505255

Is this mornings PMI priced into bond yields? Or are we actually gonna get a 10% down day in yields?

>> No.50505256

>>50505226
It's not dark enough, I wonder what this could mean.

The god of /biz/ speaks in riddles through dubs and id colors, only the few chosen ones can successfully interpret his message.

>> No.50505257

Bears, what’s even your case for a further dump? Why do you think the fed won’t pivot and the market will keep going down?

>> No.50505276

>>50505197
what was the initial gain from exactly?

>> No.50505278
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50505278

My sister told me yesterday her coworkers at fucking Olive Garden are getting into stock options

>> No.50505282
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>>50505255
Priced into german yields. In other news, casting for the Big Short 2 is underway.

>> No.50505281

>>50505257
Why would the fed pivot if the market is doing ok and inflation is still high though?

>> No.50505286
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>50504385

Look you absolutely faggot... I work for a multibillion dollar manufacturing company and we already started laying people off because none of the product is fucking shipping. No fucking orders coming in.

SNAP was the canary in the coal mine that no one is paying for advertising right now.

GIGA COVID is going around and I tested positive for that shit yesterday.. the fucking president had that shit too.. super bullish.

Inflation is at fucking 9.1% but real in store prices are closer to 20%+. World leaders and being assassinated and abdicating in fear, China is guarding banks with tanks oh and we have rate hikes next week.

And you? You are bullish on TSLA at 100+ p/e. You faggots really deserve to lose everything.

>> No.50505289
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>>50505278
Christ almighty we're no where near the bottom

>> No.50505292

>>50505276
roughly 3k to 38k

>> No.50505297

>>50505278
how can I profit?

>> No.50505298

>>50505257
If they continue using a soft touch with inflation, we maintain stagflation and enter a potentially unrecoverable depression. The better solution is to let the market feel safe and then rugpull it with concentrated QT.

None of this is my opinion. It's the Fed's. The first option is the "hard landing" and the second is the "soft landing" to which they've already committed.

>> No.50505300

>>50505286
priced in

>> No.50505302

>>50505257
because people are getting this irrational this quickly lol
its just another rally for the desperately broke fools who only can long the market because they use shit like robinhood to donate their dwindling money to the rich some more

>> No.50505307

>>50505197
I can’t even feel bad for you. Utter greed.

>> No.50505311
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50505311

>premarket is green
ITS FUCKING OVER BOBROS

>> No.50505312

>>50505286
THATS A PREGANCY TEST YOU RETARD

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYY

>> No.50505314
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>>50505278
How do we inverse their plays?

>> No.50505315

>>50505292
yeah but what did you buy, options?

>> No.50505317

>>50505242
Yeah, this is one of those "luxury expenses", always the first thing to go in a recession.

>> No.50505321
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50505321

When I say BAD NEWS, you say PRICED IN.
BAD NEWS!

>> No.50505324

5 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.50505325

SNAP earnings: priced in
watch out bobo's, you are on THIN ICE

>> No.50505328

>>50505208
SNAP is a shit stock and I don’t see it being around in 15 years, but I’ll swing trade it with you brother.

>> No.50505331

>>50505278
good good fresh blood for the incoming carnage

>> No.50505336

>>50505315
perpetual futures
20x lever

>> No.50505338
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>>50505168

>> No.50505340

>>50505257
Has price stability been reached? No? Have you been fighting the fed? Addict.

>> No.50505341

>>50505314
short Nike, short McDonalds

>> No.50505343

>>50505302
Can you give me the qrd about why rh is so bad? I mean it’s a shitty interface, but say more

>> No.50505347

>>50505278
Normally I'd probably say they're just buying Bitcoin "stock" on RH, but maybe not since even normies know crypto's in the shitter right now

>> No.50505350

>>50505321
i want to add in GOOD NEWS
BIG SURPRISE

>> No.50505356

>>50505343
you cant short only long simple as
rigged

>> No.50505366

>>50505325
Ice? In July? In this hemisphere?

>> No.50505373

I didnt receive my gme shares from my broker.

it's over.

>> No.50505382

>>50505242
>>>/wsg/4642365

>> No.50505387
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>>50505341
Fuck, I got a McDicks stack.

>> No.50505391

imagine holding over the weekend while brandon has covid lmao

>> No.50505393

>>50505257

Stocks don’t bottom until ISM
numbers do, and that is still 6 months away. That’s not an opinion, it’s an observable fact. The shittier the data the lower earnings get revised and the lower the market goes. Also the Cleveland now cast is at 8.9% for next CPI. THATS the big “relief” from gas coming down? I seriously don’t even get how this post isn’t sarcasm, do you legitimately think the data has bottomed? While QT is accelerating and sovereigns across the world are on the precipice of default?

>> No.50505433
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* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.50505435

>>50505393
Priced in

>> No.50505460
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50505460

I know what that was.

>> No.50505470

>>50505356
Doesn’t it let you do options if you have enough cash and pay for the perk?

>> No.50505471

WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE?

>> No.50505476
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50505476

good morning good luck sirs!

>> No.50505484

GOOOOOOOOOOO!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO BRANDON!!!

>> No.50505487
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50505487

S&P is the poooop and pee for you and me (yeah)
S&P is the poooop and pee for you and meeeee

>> No.50505488
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>>50505471
Everyone roped or got b&. The bottom is soon.

>> No.50505491

>>50505471
Tranny jannys banned everyone

>> No.50505501

>SIGA

so that's it? this shit is finished?

>> No.50505506

>>50505470
thats coping not shorting stock
if you can only be on one side of the trade that is rigged and pulls people to lose money as a result
use only fair brokers that allow you to short

>> No.50505512

Does anybody in here really think the fed will pivot soon? I really cant see why, if the market is rallying now, jobless claims are still ok, and inflation is still high, what reason would the fed have to pivot?

>> No.50505516

>>50505471
dead

>> No.50505523
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>>50505501
Uh, my call is exploding today. SIGA!

>> No.50505526
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50505526

Please god go easy on me my tesla puts are still open for another week please fucking correct

>> No.50505528

>tech stocks doing worse because earnings are now a concern
Do people not realize how bearish this is? Things pumped on pure hopium, not on any actual fundamentals like "is your gay company that sells smart dildos but has no actual product until 2025 actually profitable". All this shit is worthless and overvalued.

>> No.50505530

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.50505535

>>50505471
too busy buying the snap dip

>> No.50505541
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50505541

Somebody tell me what stocks have under 100m market cap and leaders in their niche industry or market please

>> No.50505543

>>50505516
cat

>> No.50505549
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50505549

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50505550
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50505550

NATGAS CHADS WHICH AREA DO WE CURRENTLY RESIDE?

>> No.50505553

>>50505543
bounce

>> No.50505554

>>50505197
Ameritrade?

>> No.50505555

lol
lmao

>> No.50505560

oh what a surprise market needs to try to be efficient and stay within expected move so now the lines gonna go down

>> No.50505564

>>50505554
dydx

>> No.50505565

>>50505491
I got permabanned from the entire site last month for an Elliot Page shitpost on /tv/. I guess 4chan wants to be reddit

>> No.50505567

>>50505506
Good to know a

>> No.50505573
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>> No.50505583
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>>50505553
That's my boy!

>> No.50505589

>that dump
holy shit I tabbed over for literally like 45 seconds what the fuck

>> No.50505590

and the wings of wax are melting
much like the idiot longs portfolios

>> No.50505595

>>50505565
who the fuck is elliot page

>> No.50505600
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50505600

>This schizo opening

>> No.50505603

>>50505257
>market does a dead cat bounce
>"the fed will pivot, because they just will okay?"
Your entire scenario is based on baseless hopium that the fed loves you and your anal cavity exploration stock.

>> No.50505609

>>50505595
remember ellen page? she's a man now

>> No.50505617

SIGA WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.50505627
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50505627

>>50505600

>> No.50505629

Wheat bros

>> No.50505633
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50505633

>>50505257

>> No.50505639

>>50505435
This meme is the biggest reason it needs to dump further. Until no more redditors want to touch stocks for a while, it hasn't bottomed out.

>> No.50505644
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>>50505600

>> No.50505646
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Reminder lads that any problems in the market can scientifically be traced back to women, j*ws, and liberals

>> No.50505649
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GAY SEX SISTERS WHAT IS HAPPENING

>> No.50505658

look at all the homophobes shorting siga. its 2022 this shouldnt be happening

>> No.50505662
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>>50505646
(I'm kinda happy for my puts thanks jews)

>> No.50505668

>>50505573
SIGAbros?

>> No.50505688

Verizonbros, we don't feel so good...

>> No.50505687

LETS GET THAT MONEY BOYS. SALUD.

>> No.50505697

>>50505649
>>50505658
Gay sex is out chuds, the new meta is trans sex you fucking bigots

>> No.50505701

>>50505662
SPOKE TOO SOON START THE OVENS AHHHHH

>> No.50505708

Goodbye

>> No.50505710
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>>50505646
Cool it with the anti-kikeitism, goy. We have to lie, cheat, steal, and swindle somebody

>> No.50505713
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50505713

Told you guys the gay sex pox was a meme. Like literally just don't have sex with other men, simple as

>> No.50505722
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50505722

lol SIGA

>> No.50505723

2 minutes until the market decides it’s direction for the day

>> No.50505727

How many times is the market gonna open up with a vertical drop only to reverse in a V and end the day green? Is it the feds literally just saying "not today bobo" and market buying with their unlimited fiat algos?

>> No.50505731

WTFWT

>> No.50505735

my index funds doin a lil sum

>> No.50505742

>>50505723
We're crabbing today sirs

>> No.50505749

>>50505727
>Opening dump followed by a pump
That was pretty much every day after March 2020.

>> No.50505751

>>50505550
FUUUUCK WHY DIDNT I GAMBLE ON IT I HESITATED AGAIN

>> No.50505757

>>50505723
Why too minutes?

>> No.50505759
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>>50505727

>> No.50505774
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>>50505757
Some kikery report

>> No.50505780

>>50505774
F.

>> No.50505782

And just like that, SPY will NEVER be below 4000 ever again.

>> No.50505787

>>50505727
This better be true coz I overdosed on koolaid and thought AMC was a good idea

>> No.50505791
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>>50505727
>>50505759
Bears suppressed.

>> No.50505794

holy fuck that miss

>> No.50505801

Where are those mentally ill faggots that actually bought yesterday and the day before? Some of You dipshits belong on stocktwits.

>> No.50505804

Help. Please help me.

>> No.50505805

sissies why is siga dumping

>> No.50505809
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50505809

Glad I kept buying the dips.

>> No.50505814

>>50505794
what missed?

>>50505804
what did you do?

>> No.50505818

>>50505727
every time they do, they inflate the bubble even more

>> No.50505817

>>50505749
This is the most zogged the market has been since March 2020, massively shit data yet someone keeps propping it up.

>> No.50505825

>>50505595
Stunning and brave man of the year.

>> No.50505828
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50505828

90% dip bought

>> No.50505829 [DELETED] 

>>50505814
08:45 AM
US
S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Flash JUL 52.3 52.7 52 52.2

08:45 AM
US
S&P Global Composite PMI Flash JUL 47.5 52.3 52.1

08:45 AM
US
S&P Global Services PMI Flash JUL 47 52.7 52.6 52.3

>> No.50505835

>>50505828
thats... not how options work

>> No.50505836

>>50505817
>someone
the fed never stopped QE

>> No.50505837
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>>50505550
>2.64% and rising
easiest money i'll be making all year

>> No.50505850
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50505850

I sold cash-covered puts on SIGA

>> No.50505853

>>50505829
HOLY FUCK WHAT'RE WE BUYING?!?!?!!?

>> No.50505854

>>50505828
How much did you throw away?

>> No.50505858

6 month and 10 year bond are inverted by 20bp or so now KEK
3 month and 10 year only around 30 bp away and tanking fast, inversion by August I suspect. This market is going to get JUSTed

>> No.50505866

>>50505356
This is wrong
It sucks because the interface is delayed (even when it claims 'live') so you can't get that rush and sometimes get rekt on options

>> No.50505867

AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50505872

>>50505853
the entire market my dude
im feeling so fucking bullish rn

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>>50505850
what strike

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i need some bobo approved bangers
https://youtu.be/ZG_k5CSYKhg

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>>50505872
>this post
sell signal

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50505884

Don't trade options on SIGA, go long. It's too heavily manipulated in the short term

>> No.50505885

>>50505850
Decent strategy, but we're going to 5000 from here.

>> No.50505887

Erm bobo are you okay?

>> No.50505889
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50505889

Reminder:

>> No.50505890

>>50505814
I am 100% in December SIGA calls.

>> No.50505899

>>50505879
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

>> No.50505900

>>50505876
12.5

>> No.50505901

My bond calls are printing me 2k every 10 minutes, bond market says we are entering apocalypse

>> No.50505909

>>50505883
look at this dumbass bobo lmaooooo

>> No.50505912
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50505912

number go up

>> No.50505914
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>>50505887
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA fuck you mumu AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50505915
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50505915

$400 SPY REACHED

>> No.50505920

Russian Central Bank just had a press conference and said that Russia won't sell oil to countries that implement a ceiling on prices. Is that bullish for oil right now? I don't even know anymore. Source in Russian with a timestamp on that statement
https://youtu.be/6pdu8sIvVtY?t=4491

>> No.50505924

what happened to siga?

>> No.50505925

>>50505853
Waiting for T to come back to 18.52

>> No.50505926

W T F W T
T
F
W
T

>> No.50505927
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50505927

>>50505909
>low iq posting
cringe

>> No.50505931

Europoor here. I’m looking for some relatively safe USA pick I could start adding over time. I’m torn between Nike, S&P 500, Nasdaq 100 or something like Nvidia maybe. Something long term future proof. Any ideas?

>> No.50505939
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50505939

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50505951

7/29 $393 spy puts look like a nice 5x

>> No.50505953
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50505953

Yes, Bobo, I can't approve your transition surgery until I know you are mentally stable, tell me, is the federal reserve inflationary crash in the room with us right now?

>> No.50505959

>>50505931
S&P500, DCA, profit big in 25-30years

>> No.50505960

>>50505927
>he doesn't see the blood on the streets

you know what mumu's drink, right? right?!?!

>> No.50505969

>>50505866
if you talk options that not shorting a stock
shorting a stock is hitting the sell button when you have no shares and completing the trade
robinhood doesnt let you do this therefore robinhood is rigged much like several other phone app fucking scam brokers
simple.as.
get the fuck out of here with your retarded shit

>> No.50505971

>>50505931
S&P 500

>> No.50505976

niggerjews pumping again. get ready for rug next week. it will be painful

>> No.50505982

>>50505959
just wait 30 years bro

>> No.50505985

>>50505931
DCA into LEAPS on NDX

>> No.50505995

>>50505257
This rally might actually push Jpow to go with a 100 bps hike. Too much too soon and Jpow will want to put a stop too it.

>> No.50505997
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50505997

>US composite PMI is somehow even worse than the EU's where energy is 3 times as expensive on average
how

>> No.50505998

>>50505889
>Go to Kroger
>Try not to drive over the broken glass in the parking lot
>Avoid eye contact with the black guys begging me for change
>Walk inside
>Homeless people and schizophrenics arguing with poor black girl wagie at customer service
>Pick out my beer
>Go to self-checkout
>Wait for someone to check my ID
>Poor fat balding middle-aged manager who looks like the epitome of the exhausted wagie wojak meme trying to calm down angry customers who are arguing with him
>Finish my checkout
>Walk past rent-a-cop wagie and old black woman in a mobility scooter
>Try to avoid contact with the black guys begging me for change again
>Get in my car and try not to drive over the broken glass in the parking lot again
>Exit the parking lot
>Avoid eye contact with the homeless guy holding a sign at the intersection

>> No.50506005

Already up 20% on my 7/29 $393 spy puts. Thinking they will be an easy 5x though

>> No.50506013

ummm...bros...what the fuck is happening with treasury yields right now? apocalypse incoming?

>> No.50506014
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50506014

Who wants to bet the GME dump is noobs who don't know what a split is

>> No.50506021

>>50505976
were not waiting that long lol
anyone who knows anything knows the spx has got a magnet to 3950 and will probably get there by eod or at least try

>> No.50506022

>GOOG and MSFT dumping
>TSLA pumping
wtf is going on, how can these even move in opposite directions

>> No.50506027

>>50505998
BUDDY you gotta move out of the ghetto. Krogering is a fine experience

>> No.50506028
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50506028

What is this pattern called?

>> No.50506030

>>50506014
they convinced themselves it was a share dividend and they were getting free money lmao

>> No.50506032

>>50505982
>Just yolo your savings into 3 stocks bro and hope for the best
>130 years of 10% Average growth.
Yeah I'm happy to wait

>> No.50506034

>>50506005
Don't get too greedy

>> No.50506042

>>50506013
It’s going down? Isn’t that a good thing?

>> No.50506046

>>50506022
when moneys moving nothing has to make sense
tsla has become a momentary pump and dump

>> No.50506053

looks like SOXS is back on the menu

>> No.50506057

That SIGA dump has me feeling physically sick

>> No.50506063
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50506063

Locked and loaded, let’s get this shit started. Who am I trading against?

>> No.50506065

>>50505998
I have this experience regularly.

>> No.50506069

>>50506013
Just keep buying TMV. It’s going to be alright. Good entry here imho

>> No.50506068

This is the worst day of my life.

>> No.50506072

>>50505924
Another retail shakeout right before WHO declared monkepox a PHEIC/pandemic. SIGA will rebound

>> No.50506073

>>50506042
I wanted to buy some 10Y cheapies but it looks like I'm priced out now. Looks like the bond market is pricing in financial armageddon.

>> No.50506080

>>50506028
>he sold? good pump it
>he bought back in? dump it

>> No.50506079
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50506079

seeing this SIGA dump is honestly cathartic after how obnoxious those faggots have been the last month shitting up the threads

>> No.50506082

>>50506034
Don't worry I'm not.. I'm about to make $2000 today on my siga puts and j only spent $500 on spy puts that I think will be worth 3k next week.

Retail about to get rugged so fucking hard

>> No.50506090

I hope you liked that little return to normal phase we had there for a few days because the real crash is about to start.

>> No.50506101

That SOXL dump.
Mentally ill faggots from the past 2 days suck shit through a straw

>> No.50506102
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50506102

holy shit sigasissies are you ok

>> No.50506103
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50506103

>sup guyz miss me

>> No.50506115

how were just gappin on the minute chart
this market cant come down fast enough

>> No.50506116

>>50506103
Fuck off, stupid marsupial. Real mammals only.

>> No.50506121

>>50506073
Looks to me like the bond market is pricing in rate cuts, which we all knew would happen eventually I just didn’t realise it would be THIS soon. I expected them to pretend for atleast the rest of 2022

>> No.50506122

can someone explain why we are red right now? we didn't even finish filling the h*cking gap... what the fr*ck...

>> No.50506127

>>50506068
post your siga call position I'm honestly curious. we had that one anon last month who did something similar and got heemed

>> No.50506131
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50506131

That looks like a beautifly defined peak if I ever saw one

>> No.50506134

Flash before my eyes
Now it's time to die
Burning in my brain
I can feel the flame

>> No.50506139

>gay sex chuds


kek, baggies

>> No.50506142

>>50506072
Doesn’t it seem more like the decision not to declare leaked?

>> No.50506145

The 6 month bond is about to invert with the 2 year now. Market is going to get rekt later this year

>> No.50506156

>>50505998
Thankfully where I live it gets too cold and all of the homeless people freeze to death

>> No.50506157

>>50506068
Always inverse /smg/ and the faggot yesterday who kept spamming about return to normal and everything is bullish…is the same cuck who gambled in CLF and collects cardboard pictures of nerd animals and the same cuck who bought DWAC over 90.

>> No.50506159

>>50506101
WTFWT?

>> No.50506164
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50506164

I'm still up 14% on the SIGA
shpuld I sell now

>> No.50506166

GANBATE ProShares Ultra VIX Short Term Futures ETF

>> No.50506171
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50506171

does this mean what I think it means....? :^)

>> No.50506178

>>50506156
The added benefit of the cold is black people don’t generally move there

>> No.50506177

>>50506127
See
>>50505573
I’m going to cut losses if it goes under 12.

>> No.50506182

>>50506164
If you didn’t sell yesterday you are bad at this

>> No.50506187

>>50506157
>cardboard pictures of nerd animals
wtf is a fuckin nerd animal?

>> No.50506196

>>50506171
What do you think it means?

>> No.50506200

Don’t tell me you guys are going to fall for the same old “fakeout dump in the morning into the swing upwards” trick again

>> No.50506201

>>50506131
reminds me of when the spy tapped 450 during "le meltup" for a minute and then went directly to hell and will NEVER recover

>> No.50506205
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50506205

>>50506187
The pokeman card fag.

>> No.50506211

>he missed the TMF bottom

>> No.50506225

>>50505998
You either make it or you get stabbed by a homeless nigger. No pressure fren.

>> No.50506226
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50506226

>Attention baggies, this is captain Big Jay- we will soon be attempting a soft landing at 900 mph into that steel and concrete structure. Hope you enjoyed the ride, over.

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50506233

>>50506182
I sold half when it hit 15, but if the poz isn't gonna take off then I might as well get rid of the rest right

>> No.50506234

>>50506196
it means that big volatility is being anticipated

>> No.50506254

>>50506171
>Watch your shit, baggies.
lel

>> No.50506256

>>50506234
You think it means that

>> No.50506260
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50506260

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50506270
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50506270

>>50506200
what

>> No.50506272

the volatility
and the vix doesnt care
that means the moves are only gonna get BIGGER

>> No.50506277
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50506277

>>50506177
Kek btfo

>> No.50506279

>>50505998
GODDD BLEESSSSSS AAAAHHH MAAAYYYRICCKKAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.50506280
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50506280

I took profit on my soxl thursday, I will buy more soon as it goes back down

>> No.50506285

>>50506201
777 of truth

>> No.50506292
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50506292

>all these paper hands in this thread thinking they deserve to breathe the same oxygen as i do

>> No.50506300

>>50506272
Vix is delayed

>> No.50506306
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50506306

Am I going to make money next week?

>> No.50506307
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50506307

I always tried to help people here with good takes but you never listen.. you really thought a std that has a cure was going to moon... after it mooned 120%... I can't understand being as retarded as the average retail trader but it makes inverting you guys so easy

>> No.50506312

>>50506205
she's starting to look a little milfy.

>> No.50506319

SNAP What's happening!? Snapchat like
netflix and disney and twitter and facebook are progressive companies fighting the anti trans bigotry and racism from Donald Trump supporters that has been holding back the vibrant LBGTQ+A2PRK BIPOC community in America for over 400 years. This can't be happening.

>> No.50506329

>>50506142
That doesn’t change the long term trajectory of this outbreak. 75 countries, exponential spread, non sexual contact, possibly engineered to be vaccine resistant… etc

>> No.50506331

>>50506300
vix hasnt cared for weeks about the spy literally chopping up and down dollars at a time in single minute candles
that means the moves have to get bigger for it to care

>> No.50506341
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50506341

>>50506013
Did the fed actually say something or are the yield moves from speculation only?

>> No.50506349
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50506349

Bavarian Nordic is going up while Siga is going down. Makes NO SENSE... haha

>> No.50506353

>>50506341
Euros are buying

>> No.50506378

>>50506349
Retail shakeout

>> No.50506380

>>50506341
It was probably a reaction to the S&P flash PMI but it doesn't matter for now. It will be interpreted as bullish and a sign of near-term rate cuts and QE. The market should close deep green until FOMC where they give forward guidance that a pivot isn't actually coming soon

>> No.50506383
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50506383

>>50506331
>that means the moves have to get bigger for it to care
you don't say?

>> No.50506385

If I sell WEAT now, will this mark the bottom?

>> No.50506397

>>50505168
just woke up and panic bought more SIGA

>> No.50506399
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50506399

can we have a nflx $235 pump so I can sell this dogshit bag with at least some profit

>> No.50506400

>>50506385
anytime YOU sell, it's da bottom. simple as!

>> No.50506405

Tsla now also a paper trading company Elon is love Elon is life thank you mars man

>> No.50506408

Market is now pricing in a chance for less than 75 bps for next meeting, wow.

>> No.50506416

Holy fuck siganiggas you alright?

>> No.50506418

Dumb niggers got shook out on the morning flash dump AGAIN! You retarded bears will never learn. Keep going broke and getting priced out retards we don't need your money.

>> No.50506436

>>50506408
Bad news is good news until FOMC. JPow should come out with 100bp

>> No.50506438

>>50506418
whos we and go back to stocktwits to be with them

>> No.50506441

>>50506329
But is there any chance at all at this point SIGA is over 20 by EOY?

>> No.50506445

>>50506399
i am also a netflix baggie i think its gonna go up as long as market sentiment stays average to slightly bullihs. they had a very good report.

>> No.50506451
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50506451

>Because the rash was close to Kwong’s eyes, if left untreated it could have caused him to go blind. Dr. Chin-Hong said the case was so severe the hospital okayed a prescription of TPOXX. That’s an antiviral that’s been given special clearance by the FDA to treat monkeypee only in certain circumstances.

>“I was shocked by how fast Kevin improved. It was almost like he was a turbo rocket on the way to recovery,” Chin-Hong said.


Yeah this is a great buying opportunity siga sissters

>> No.50506456

>SIGA
Kek baggies.

>> No.50506461

>>50506028
the bogdanoff

>> No.50506470

>>50506451
that looks like me every day with dermatitis stop being a baby chigga

>> No.50506473
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50506473

you'll see

>> No.50506480 [DELETED] 
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50506480

Into NFTs??? Have you got your first NFT? How about putting your money on an NFT GEM??? Timeraiders - The The Greatest NFT Treasure Hunt of All Time. A Time Travel, Play-To-Earn NFT Game.

Get aboard, NFT sale is ON!!!

>> No.50506483

>>50506441
EOY, maybe. But I don’t to sell until $10bill market cap which won’t be until next year sometime after monkepox is a full blown pandemic. We’re still in the “why contain it” stage

>> No.50506485

>>50506480
ew.

>> No.50506494

Took my little profit on soxl sorry sistas

>> No.50506499

>>50506445
>very good
Yeah totally, definitely not a dying overvalued piece of garbage

>> No.50506511

>>50506480
>time raider nft
irony

>> No.50506521

>>50506480
>>50506485
I boughted

>> No.50506523

>>50506494
I forget what it's like to take profit on soxl

>> No.50506527

>>50505998
why are you living near blacks? Just move away from urban areas

>> No.50506531
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50506531

>>50506521

>> No.50506535
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50506535

>>50506451

>Kwong said he likely contracted monkeypee from a guy he hooked up with during New York Pride. That man did test positive. Despite Kwong’s quick turnaround on the antiviral, he still hasn’t tested positive. Chin-Hong says health workers may not have rubbed hard enough to get live cells for the monkeypoop test.

>“It's very difficult as a clinician to really get a good sample in these kinds of lesions because the patient is often in pain. And you don't like to see people suffer,” Chin-Hong said.

>Kwong now takes six antiviral pills a day, and no longer needs pain medication.

>“My face was the first to heal, which I think helped me a lot, to be able to recognize who I was in the mirror again,” Kwong said.

All of the anecdotal evidence states TOPOXX is the miracle drug.

>> No.50506543

Down 28% this year bros

>> No.50506546
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50506546

I‘m going to stop checking it. Ugh

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50506558

If I legally change my name to some combination of rosen stein gold berg green bloom cohen off schekel, man, will I start making money again?

>> No.50506565

>>50506546
WHAT PART OF PRICED IN DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND

>> No.50506566

>>50505835
gonna get rekt by that sweet sweet theta decay

>> No.50506569
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50506569

>>50506543

>> No.50506574
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50506574

>>50506470
Yeah Okay..

>“At this point, I was just miserable. I had sores in the back of my throat, in my mouth all over my body,” he said. “I was just delirious because I couldn't sleep more than an hour or two at any given time.”

>He said the pain was inescapable.

>“I estimated 600 to 800 tiny sores," he said. "And it's just sort of under the surface of your skin, there's like a small piece of your flesh being taken out and deteriorating. It feels like [when] you stick your hand in water that's too hot, sort of that feeling but you cannot take it out. And so it's constant."

>> No.50506579
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50506579

According to my astrology that is a Wykoff distribution on the 5 minute chart and we should be dumping bigly shortly.

>> No.50506588

the markets giving up
not enough wagie money to sustain
back to the cagie

>> No.50506589
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50506589

This is disgusting. Stop posting that diseased gook.

>> No.50506591

>>50506579
yes

>> No.50506595

>>50506178
>The added benefit of the cold is black people don’t generally move there

>Detroit
>Philadelphia
>Chicago
>Baltimore

>> No.50506604

New
>>50506601
>>50506601
>>50506601

>> No.50506606
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50506606

Holy shit so it's just going to crab until close huh?

>> No.50506612

>>50506535
>>50506574
When are normies gonna start panicking about this? I don't see how a virus can only affect gays, unless they're HIV+ with compromised immunity. There's no way this won't make it's way into the general population.

>> No.50506613

>>50506473
zoom out faggot

>> No.50506629

>>50506606
no its gonna break and over the course of 5 minutes the spx will drop to 3950

>> No.50506638

>>50506499
If you drop a million subscribers at about $15 a month, but raise the cost of your other 220 million subscribers costs by $1 a month...you're still growing. And they'll add again next quarter. While cutting content spending and drastically increasing free cash flow.

Despite your boomer doomer mindset wanting them to fail, it doesn't match up with reality. they are still miles ahead of the streaming competition and as Disney/HBO/everyone else starts bleeding money and has to drop out growth will start accelerating again.

>> No.50506664
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50506664

>>50505476
Hi! Are you ready to grab the bull by the HORNS BOY?

>> No.50506679

>>50506638
You’re assuming people won’t drop because of price hike/generally no longer want the service/can’t afford the service any longer

>> No.50506683

>>50506612
They won’t panic cuz it was a big hoax to get trump out. Democrats always put politics over lives. Always.

>> No.50506712

>>50505564
any leverage above 5x is gambling. Above 10 is stupidity. You and be broght this upon ourselves

>> No.50506767

nothin but chop. boring

>> No.50506773

I’m rekt. Down 10% today because I am mainly in SIGA and uranium

Thinking about killing myself

>> No.50506844

>>50506679
In a recession nobody will drop Netflix. You drop that $150 cable package. You get rid of HBO. You stop going to the movies. You don't drop the $12 streaming platform that always has shows going viral with a massive library. If anything you add it because you can't afford anything else.

>> No.50507102

>>50505168
Is Netflix worth buying?

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