/biz/ - Business & Finance

If space is fake and gay then how did they managed to film Gayniggers from outer space?
/biz/ majors btfo by stem chads for a second time

this is u guys

oil bros....are we back

>>50501126
It doesnt matter if bad news doesnt push the market down immediately. You cant outrun liquidity drain and earnings forecasts being cut. Sorry
>>50501130
Hit previous support as new resistance. Goodnight oil princesses. You didnt heed my TA last time, you wont this time. But youre still getting heemed

>>50501049
It shouldnt tip, because the gravity and boyant forces cancel each other.

Sell

Are you a homosexual Reddit user ?

LMAO

Looks like its not just homebuyers, but the chinese suppliers in the real estate markets aren't paying their bank loans for shit either!

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1550290659390771200

Who's ready for mother of all bubbles to explode soon?

Bros I would appreciate some help!

I have an interview and they gave me a little assignment.

They provide information about stocks bought/ sold in January and February

See attached. For January im taking the stock price at purchase date eg Jan 6 and and getting the gain/loss of it vs the stock price on jan 31. so eg the stock % performance is 2% as the stock price has increased by jan 3

For Feb, Do i only take the febrauary buys and do the same or do i also use the earliest purchase date (jan) to get the gain loss %

>>50501271
take the exam the right way, jeet

>>50501271
Ser! You were supposed to let me redem the google play gift card before asking the question. You instead redem the question DO NOT REDEM SER! You redem you no get answer no no no .DO NOT REDEMM

>>50501271

Lol fart

alright well i was just asking for help to get a job, and it isnt an exam, also its a entry level no experience required job.

knowing how to find information about what you dont know is important for new hires so hence i came here

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50501441
uh huh

Spy is gonna break 400 again
Bears will cry about it
And we're all gonna make it
Simple as

>>50501441

Get off your ass and figure it out yourself. Even if it takes hours

>>50501465
literally what?

i genuinely dont understand why you all have a problem with this desu. its no different than going on stackoverflow for coding

its a little excel assignment which iv 95% done

>>50501441
We need to do an inventory on your gun collection, mind if we come inside & take a look? Only takes 2 minutes then we’re gone

>>50501480

Lol. Joe Biden is President for another 2 years. SPY is going to -29 dollars.

Scoops, I think the bar raiser sus'd me out since I answered a technical question completely wrong. Its over for me dawg. No Jeff Bezos big money life for me.

Also fuck bobos let the melt up continue.

>>50501496
im not american i dont have a gun

>>50501489
The exam is to test if you know this stuff. If everybody who took the exam did for this question what you're doing nobody would be hired with the required knowledge.

>>50501547
by doing what im doing i will get the required knowledge,

you think every new hire just out of college has all the knowledge necessary for each part of the role, no. and the company doesnt expect that either

you sound like your 15 and never had a job desu

Down 22k on stocks which is unironically enough to get a deposit on a house and the reason I wanted to invest in stocks

>>50501271
idk desu, it sounds vague...i would do from jan to end of jan and jan to end of feb

>>50501566
You can't do it. Don't get mad at me.

>>50501588
thats what i was thinking as well, because some of the stocks only sell in feb and had no buys

thanks for your response man, I appreciate it

>>50501216
This dude has gone off the deep end. No idea why Anons still post or listen to him. He has been wrong so many times now.

My Roth is worth less than $10. I'm 40 years old and live with my parents. For a limited, im offering free financial advice.

You may ask me ONLY one question.

>>50501270

Pic related.

The US is trying to strangle the world economy by spiking DXY in order to crush oil demand and somehow, maybe hurt Russia a little bit. As the rest of the world enters recession and need dollars more, there will only be more selling pressure on US equities.

>>50501684
>>50501126
>>50501186
oil bros...its over

>market tanked bad CPI data like it was nothing
>vix getting fucked daily
>shitcos pumping
bobros...

>>50501762
good news is next week will be red for FOMC and apple/amazon likely having shit earnings
bad news, we're in an overall uptrend and melt up resumes shortly after.

it won't tip because there is the same amount of mass in both sides

>>50501049
It will tip. Not because of the boat, of course, but because the system is in unstable balance.
The forces that affect the tip are purely dependent on a liquid pressure, and pressure is dependent on the height of the liquid above (depth). When one side slightly moves down, the liquid pressure on it increases, while the liquid pressure on the other side decreases, so the forces continue to accelerate the first side down, breaking the balance. Given that the picture shows some initial instability, the tipping and spilling the liquid is inevitable.

>>50501811
>apple/Amazon likely having shit earnings
Yeah maybe Apple but I doubt Amazon

>>50501126
>u
Where are these newfags coming from.

>>50501839
jeff is gone, pandemic is over and people spending less on stupid shit and it costs more to deliver.

>>50501684
Damn, I don't feel so good...

Which one will be the catalyst for the world to collapse? Oil, housing or monke plagues?

I can't stop cooming, I won't stop cooming, nor I want to stop cooming. Its my only cope as I went with leverage on a bad moment and now I'm priced out like a nigger

How do I profit with stonks from the European central banks setting the deposit rates to zero?

https://twitter.com/GoldTelegraph_/status/1550148034046181377

>>50501658
What decisions have you made in life that I need to avoid

>>50501875
I just don't see it.

>>50501939
they had god awful earnings last quarter, what else has changed for the better?

I'm a bull but I'm not convinced by this rally.

You have got to be fucking kidding me. They’re going to continue this fake rally for another day aren’t they?

Just set a Limit Order to get rid of my AMZN positions. Financial release is due in 6 days

made a 5k bid on TBLT
short stock availability is close to 0
time to squeeze these fuckers

TSLA is $817
wtfff

Me, I just want the VIX to spike. Short bonds, long VIX

$TBLT to 20 by august or in august

>U.S. fuel makers are poised to generate historic levels of cash from refining oil into gasoline and other products after fuel prices have surged nationwide.

>Valero Energy Corp., Marathon Petroleum Corp. and Phillips 66, the largest three independent refiners, are set to collectively bring in about $14 billion in cash from operations this quarter, analysts estimate, the highest combined level on record according to S&P Capital IQ data.

>The huge cash flows from their core business will translate into gargantuan profits as the companies report their results beginning next week, according to analysts. Investment bank Tudor Pickering Holt & Co. expects the largest eight independent refiners will report a 652% jump in earnings per share, on average, compared with the first quarter of the year, allowing some of these companies to log their highest returns in years.

>Exxon Mobil Corp. this month said its fuel-making profits could climb up to about $4.4 billion in the second quarter, compared with an average of $853 million in the same periods from 2017 to 2019. That was the largest single factor in the company’s forecast that earnings could be as high as about $18 billion, which would be its most lucrative quarter in at least 25 years, according to FactSet.

Hmmmmmmmmmm

>>50502158
we're going to break through today brother

>all this return to "normal" news coming out
>mumu's don't understand what "return to 'normal'" implies
>stupid euphoric mumu's keep bidding

HAVE FUN MUMU'S
NEXT WILL WILL BE YOUR DEATH

Look at this bullshit movement on Tesla. WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING AT THIS PRICE ON THOSE COOKED ASS SHIT EARNINGS?!

>>50502178
Does anyone have the image of the graph showing that oil companies are the place to be in an inflationary environment until it makes sense to be in the commodity itself?

>>50502178
We are going to moon nrgu kings

>>50502217
Niggers. simple

>>50502202
Elaborate

>>50502244
it means it's literally impossible to short

>The huge cash flows from their core business will translate into gargantuan profits

lol lmao

>>50502255
So? What does that indicate? Are you trying to tell me that it’s going to "squeeze"?

>>50502267
I'm telling you there's an above than high probability of that happening. Short supply literally dried up, they're as oversold as they can be.

>>50502126
Yeah I'm very eager to open a short if it rips today again

My portfolio is bleeding out silly just because I wanted to buy a gambling stock
ffs

Wheat sisters…

So do I stay long oil here?

we going down again - hope u didn't buy the top

From July 27 to Nov 2, the market will drop like a fucking rock. Have fun, mumu's. This is not a return to normal.

>>50501130
and they will be gone in a few weeks just like the psychopaths and their nfts games, I would like at least one of the 2 to bring something interesting to the table like champ or something like that, soccer gets to attract normies.

You have got to be fucking kidding me bobros. Another day of this fake ass rallying on nothing but bad news. It’s over, I keep losing money for making rational decisions. You can only make money now by being retarded

No way we get a soft landing

SSAB chads where you at???

>>50502432
>>50502421
>>50502204

>>50502178
>take refining capacity offline during coof
>The Science™ of Economics™ says Good Guy™ corporations will create more Supply™ to meet Demand™
>turns out corporations operating in a market with very high barriers to entry and inelastic supply make a lot more money if they simply chose not to increase supply
>Efficient™ Market-participant™ money managers tell Good Guy™ corporation to not increase expenditures and return more capital
>supply doesn't increase
>demand (The Economy™) is destroyed
I certainly love the Free™ market and it's efficiency.

punch a bobo in the face

>>50502462
Yep starting to realize why so many books talk about the irrational market. This is nothing new. I think trading with the psychology of the market is the best bet, rationality be damned you need to ride waves while you can. Oh well.

>>50502534
Maybe this is the actual price of oil and the times before we're the manipulation.

>>50502508
>Profits crush forecast
>Russia systematically removing Ukrainian steel exports to Europe

Why the fuck is this stock down. It's madness. Given the fat dividend this pays you wouldn't swing trade even if you wanted to.

Please tell me my UVXY calls are gonna print. Please tell me me everything is going to be alright

>>50502682
anon...

>Ukraine, Russia to sign deal to reopen grain ports, Turkey says
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraines-ports-reopen-under-deal-be-signed-friday-turkey-says-2022-07-21/

*horny bull noises*

>>50502710
I'm cooming!

>>50502508
Who in the legit fÖck buys SSAB when BE group exists? Come on you stupid svenne... lmao:ing at your life.
Seems to be going down since they mentioned that demand is gonna be lower and according to some "experts" we're heading for a "recession" which automatically tanks stocks like SSAB.
Complete horseshit in my opinion and I will continue buying SSAB/BE group

Do I dump my oil stocks now??? AAAAAAAAA

>>50502432
Why?

>>50502710
>supply up
Yeah bro very bullish

Anyone buying SLB ahead of the ER?

>>50502811
fomc meeting surprise, aapl earnings surprise
this will end nov 2nd, which is yet another fomc meeting, pricing in earnings season around late october

>>50502837
can i see your shorts?? If i saw you were an experienced trader with money in the markets i'd have more of a reason to believe you.

>>50502821
Ag underpins the whole economy. It's absolutely bullish unless you're a grain hoarding Jew or own a Chinese warehouse
https://www.agweb.com/news/crops/corn/china-hoarding-mode-right-now-and-its-pushing-grain-prices-historic-highs

>>50502734
I didn't even know BEGR existed so I just bought 100 of them. Thanks for the tip steel anon.
Legit I put everything into SSAB bc the dividend is going to be so fucking fat and the environmentalists are going to pump so much money into the green steel stuff.

>>50502710
>bullish news that everyone knows about
The market will still go up because we are in clown world and bullish shit is unironically rarely priced in.

>Market doesnt go up in a straight line.

>>50502943
The market is going to go violently down because until a week ago your WSB redditor ass was thinking about suicide because you were way down. Stop posting your retarded "LINE GO UP XD XD" memes, you stupid faggot.

>>50502520
Indians don't play the market they just spam dogcoin clones.

>>50502978
Seething bobo faggot, how much did you lose in the last week?

When's the next quad witching

>>50501271
What job are you applying for

>>50502804
man i'm sick of oil - never again holding that POS.

What to buy if I have no money?

>>50503113
Literally me

Awfully convenient for us to be at the top of the channel right before FOMC

>>50503113
>>50503117
Kneepads

>>50501496
Just so they know how many weaponized AI doggo bots to send to your house when it's time to come collect.

>>50503152
Care to share some TA?

>>50503113
I'm considering a PLUG Power play if it drops to $16.50-$17.00 today. Insiders bought at that price recently

>>50502558
It's all priced in... All of it

>>50503213
exactly, it's all priced in. spy to 0? priced in. spy to 500? priced in. it's all priced in. it already happened and is happening right now and is going to happen, so you can't fool the market

Boring market

>>50503263
Boring to bedrock.

I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK ONCE AGAIN: DO I HAVE TO SELL MY OIL STOCKS NOW?

>>50503333

watch as snap becomes the snab and snibs retail doomers

>>50501585
>Down 22k on stocks which is unironically enough to get a deposit on a house and the reason I wanted to invest in stocks
That is so fucking sad bro...

>>50502992
Literally all you post is memes, that's your entire understanding of the market- memes.

Bullish for breakfast

finally got my account fully verified with Degiro, cunt took way too long. Have I missed the gravy train with SIGA?

Today sucks. Can't bag more shares of stocks till July 29th.. My checking account and baby savings account are almost empty due to bills and me bagging shares. Plz god let the cheap shares linger till end of the month so I can bag some more.

>>50503387
that would give me one massive shart bubble

>>50503383
I'm proud to not be a midwit, my IQ is 80 but I make money being a permabull. You spend hours doing macro analysis and then lose your money shorting with your 110 IQ bobo brain.

If I'm putting €$1000 into the market every month, what should I actually be getting?
I've only been buying steel the past year and it's going great but like I want something else to so I'm not just buying the same thing.

does anyone here actually trade anything or are you all actually larping

>>50503434
every day

>>50503380
You'll need more than 22k bro. I hit 32 and then looked at all the extra bullshit I'd have to pay for like a proper survey, conveyancing fees and the extra funds I need set aside for whatever will go wrong a few months down the line and my future wild garden.

I decided to try and get a gf to split costs with and well, that was in October haha :)

>>50503434
im a real trader - you can tell that by me losing any profit ever made.

>>50503434
I used to, then i ran out of money.

>>50502710
>reopen

Why do I have a bad feeling that they will force them to close again later this year?

Even if they open, prices will still be rising because clown world economy.

>>50501049
>>50501191
>>50501836
motherfucker, it tips because the water's center of gravity changes. it's trying to trick you with buoyancy, but the displaced water is evenly distributed in the remaining volume. even if the system is perfectly still, it tips.

lmao GME fags -75%, it's finally over for the schizos

>>50501126
no it isn't. the "worsening data" was employment figures. those are not leading indicators. markets are still headed downward: we already had bad enough data a month ago to see why.

>>50501130
SUPERCYCLE.
>>50501186
looking at charts at all is for fucking losers, nevermind drawing on them with crayon

>>50503433
If you're DCA'ing then don't bother with anything outside of funds and mostly keep it to trackers and wide ranging specialists (eg. infra). You're going to get burned hard by going all in on any industry and then you'll panic.

Everyone on here who won't lose it all is doing about 80% trackers and 20% for plays. Don't get tempted to breach this primarily defensive strategy, you're very unlikely to do better than the world's top investors and even they have a horrible track record compared to trackers.

>>50503434
I tried my hand at day trading and sucked at it. Kept making horrible calls and only manage to make back a fraction of what I lost. I'm just going to go back and let my mutual funds do all the work for me and not think about the market again.

>>50503501
that's a stock split you retard lmao

tik tok, western tech sector.

>>50503501
gottem>>50503551

>Markets slide as (traders) digest earnings from unprofitable fake and gay tech companies that hire prostitutes to sell teeth whitening scams on social media between posting pictures of their tits

SNAP

buy ?
hold?
sell?

>>50503634
when it comes to snap, snib

This market is for fucking retards. Who the fuck is buying Tesla after those shit earnings and at this price?

>>50502534
incorrect
>be forced to offline refining capacity by government
>even after you tell them, it can't easily come back
>be told government does not care, ESG is the future
>say "ok" and comply
you break it you bought it.

>>50501658
wats the deal with airline food?

>>50503656
fuck your puts nerd lmao never bet against the fed 75 is the absolute max this hike and everything was oversold predicting 100

>>50503501
that was a 4:1 split.

>>50501684
the US cant spike the dollar themselves lol
if foreign players arent demanding dollars the dollar doesnt go up lmao take an economics course

>>50503656
>shit earnings
U wot

Did you even look at the report? Considering the lockdowns of shanghai their earnings were still decent. Nothing worth a 10% pump, but they weren't shit.

>>50501684
this is the most idiotic shit i've read today, but i guess the day is only getting started.

>>50501101
I see you like the Danny Brown show too

>>50501958
>>50501939
Amazon is has shit products too. everything is literally chinky. and now their shows are literally following the Netflix model of goin woke. everything is so forced look at the “we wuz lords of rangz n sheit” . Hopefully they get broken up and water entity gets AWS is the one I’ll invest in

>>50503656
I have two theories about that. One is that people genuinely think Tesla is going to dominate the future of automobiles the same way Apple has with phones. To them the Tesla run up of not making money has just mostly been about them getting situated and getting a foothold in the industry, they believe in Elon and Tesla. All Elon really did was buy them time, I think it was sort of clever. Then I think there's people who think it's bullshit but will just ride the hype wave anyways because there's a lot of supporters and true believers. Which always makes making money easy. This is why you don't get too emotional. On one side you're too pessimistic about the company and see it crashing any time, on the other you're too much of a goddamn believer and will probably ride it all the way down in the end, wasting so much time and effort.

every fake and gay pump this week I take profit off my bags and convert them to s&p shorts
already bought 3960, 3975, 3985, 3995
will buy more today. the coming crash after next week fomc and big tech earnings will get really juicy

>>50503728
would you call a walking robot dog, like those boston dynamic ones, an "automobile"? why or why not?

Look at the 10 year yield. If you don’t sell today you literally deserve to lose all your money. When bonds go up 3% on two days you should have alarm bells ringing

does anyone ever read the conversations on yahoo finance? it’s full of boomer hopium and infighting. anyway is too early dump my SIGA bags?

Guyz it’s totally le normal for Tesla to pump over 100 dollars in a week. That’s it’s fair value! It just is okay!

>>50503656
thats not how the market works
retail "buys"
the big boys constantly hedge
there just happens to be risk to the upside

>they don't know that snibby SNAP is just a canary in the coalmine

>>50503682
>75 is the absolute max this hike and everything was oversold predicting 100
The market rallied after 100bps came into the table

>>50503824
no ones worried that google dropped 2.5% afterhours they dont even know they just keep buying spy/qqq calls lol

>>50503609
>plebs are making too much noise about 50 billion free money for welfare kween Shintel and the Pelosis' chip bets
>MY FELLOW AMERICANS I CAN ASSURE YOU CHINA THIS WEEK, YES, JUST THIS WEEK DID THIS SCARY CHIP-THING. MY FELLOW AMERICANS WE MUST PASS THIS CHIPSACT AND WIN OVER CHINA NOW.
I will pretend that I have not noticed that.

>>50503840
market rallied after 25% of 100 bps started to move into 17 or lower %

bearniggerbros....... we're already floating up in premarket...... i'm thinking we end green again. it's over...

>>50503799
took profit at $750, didn't expect this clown market to pump it even higher, but too scared to short TSLA since you never know what (((musk))) is twattering to save himself from margin call

>>50503844
why do you pretend to have any idea what people are thinking

>>50503752
No because that's not a car?

>>50503874
because the stock market is a reflection of human emotion

>>50503855
>CPI report day
>market makes a small rally
>CPI is released
>Market dumps for 30 mins
>Next 30 min candle it recovers
>100bps rate hike expectations go up to 40%
>Market rallies for the rest of the day.
You are clearly not leaving in reality like most people still buying.
If the market is pricing in a FED pivot, why is gold going down?
The answer is simply that the market is throwing a tantrum and ignoring reality.

>>50503863

Let’s hope they rally it into the open. There is no fear anymore. Earnings are confirmed dog shit, the dollar is at trend support, bonds are rallying, and PMIs come out at 945 today. Open it at 400 fags I got 100k in dry powder for the august massacre that’s coming

>>50503682
>>50503840
no the market took a dump on this day after the CPI read because it priced in a 40% probability of 100bps, but two fed members confirmed a 75bps afterwards and the rally began (and 100bps priced out again).. if they seriously do a 100bps you'll see circuit breakers unironically since nobody expects a 100bps now

>>50503863

>>50503935
We are above the price when the market only expected continuous 50bps hikes. Now we are doing 75 maybe 100 and it is "priced in"?
The only thing this market is pricing in is no inflation AND no recession. One of those things will surely happen and with a good chance both happen.

>>50503979
Big players are telling retail that the soft landing is happening and delusional bulltards are buying it. The fact is that there are only two outcomes:

>line go down, numbers go down
Hard but survivable landing for everyone

>line go up, numbers go up
Soft landing for the (((((((((elite)))))))
Thermonuclear relativistic kill vehicle speed slam dunk head first straight into the pavement for normal people

>>50503882
but it's an automatic mobile...

>>50503907
>why is gold going down?

Look at this zoomer.

>>50503934
yeah i guess im going long till midterms

Tesla is going to reck me again today... fml

>>50504024
mf are you that same fucking autist who doesn't know how to talk to women from the other day

>>50504026
i though gold was a boomer rock

>>50503863
Eh we’re gonna be fine

It’s over bobros. (((Tesla))) has manipulated its way into making me broke again

>>50504026
>why is gold going down?
>down
*up
Pic related.

>>50504059
lol i know how to talk to women. lmao, even. i have a big dick

>>50504062
Yeah, and that’s why it goes down.

>>50504082
are you SURE you're not that autist who said some stupid shit like "i already know you're wrong and i'll tell you in a minute but first tell me your wrong idea"
are you fucking sure that wasn't you

What are you guys putting in your IRAs?

>>50504071
Tesla is the perfect seductive public mass killing machine. Ofc it’s going to go up in clown world.

>>50503979
the july 75bps was already announced months ago and was always (((priced in))) but now the question is: do they do another unplanned hike in august (no meeting planned in august next one september)? or are they doing ANOTHER 75bps (which is currently priced in at 50bps) in september? all depends on the next cpi and pce reads..

>>50504071
Fuck man dont play with tesla

>here's your overnight euro numbers bro
Contractions across the board.

I bought AMC at 17.17, should I cut my losses

>>50504135
yes

neon green day

>>50504145
I doubt it, but I got my popcorn ready

>>50504145
chahh... could be.

Twitter just missed big. Bulls PLEASE pump it into open so I get the best shorts in the house

>>50504145
I'd like to disagree, but we're now powering through THE gap. Plus with all the bad news that should be good for another 1% higher or so.

>>50504116
High rate hikes are bullish because that just means inflation will be over with faster and/or our enemies will collapse before we do and we will be the saviors of the world yet again! Or we all die and your pyramid bucks don't mean anything anymore. Just a matter of time...

>>50504097
i can see you don't fuck
sad
dont call my number EVER AGAIN
*blocks you*

>>50503243
The many many hands of Vishnu, seeing it all

>>50504167
It’s not dumping though

>>50504172
lol kys delusional nigger

very bullish. that's why stocks are down this year a lot. HAHAHA retard monkey. and they will keep going down soon

>>50503796
What are you talking about? The 10 year dropped yesterday and is under 3%.

>>50504167
please...no make the pain stop. I am sue that SQQQ @ 52 anon agrees

>>50504129
Looks heckin' bullish! That means rate cuts are imminent!

>>50504206

Bonds go up when yields drop, retard. Two days of bonds rallying = what I just said

>>50504206
The price of bonds, not yield.
>>50504213
5 days until the long theorized powell pivot

Peeps, throw away ur ideas. They're trash. participate in Yopi Network.

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>>50504218
>>50504226
Thanks, I was literally asking what do you mean because I didn't understand.

>>50504167
You're silly, sure they missed a tiny little bit but just a little bit. First that's priced in. Second that's bullish. Third it's transitory and they'll go back to growing at 30% per year as is baked in the stock price. Fourth the fed will pivot. So yeah, if you could keep your dumb doomer crap to yourself that would be great. Ta ta

>>50504242

> You're silly, sure they missed a tiny little bit but just a little bit.

I know (hope) this is satire but it’s an issue when +10% earning growth is priced in and you roll in with negative growth. P.E. must be adjusted (down) in accordance

>>50504171
guess you dont even know what expected move for this week is

>>50504273
>P.E. must be adjusted (down) in accordance
In theory. On a fake clown market, entities with infinite money can just bid up anything they don't want failing.

>>50504295
>expected move for this week is
Up with no pullbacks?

>>50504273
Sigh looks like we'll have to get back to the basics. Investing 101. Okay boomer. So you know we have inflation right? And your dumb boomer "investments" like bonds or gold are worthless. Where is the money gonna go you think? Huh? I'm waiting...... That's right.. STOCKS. FFS. Why is that so hard to understand?? That money is POURING into stocks and is NOT GOING TO LEAVE. Period. So yeah maybe like, watch some investing youtubers or something? Instead of thinking your dusty books mean anything. You're welcome.

Sent from my iPhone

>>50503434
Most posters buy and hold cuz they're too dumb and aren't autistic enough to look at spy 1 minute candles for 6 hours with vix dxy 10yr. Best trade I made was $4800 not on some pajeet scam or biomeme

>>50504324
yeah dont talk about shit like charting if youve never heard of expected move lol

>>50503434
yes
screen from my perp futures account I blew up recently

This thread is full of seething retards totally out of touch with reality. The Tesla basher being the biggest of the bunch.

Inflation is going down and the economy is strong. Earnings are good across the board so far but you just say they're cooking the books lmao. Snap is fucked because they lost to ticktock about a decade ago, of course nobody is buying their ads it's like buying ads from Myspace. Just admit you were wrong.

>>50502734
just bought 10k of ssab even tho I don't know about any of this shit lol. Just want some divies to as insurance if this aids crabbing continues.
lol hope they can keep up the good numbers

>>50504385
delusional

>>50504385
Ya straight up. Snap's earnings were pretty much already priced in. /smg/ was talking about it for weeks

>>50504385
>Inflation is going down and the economy is strong
kek of the week

>>50504392
>crabbing
Shit is green bro... and im still reluctantly a bobo.

>>50503935
About 1/5 still believe a 100bp rape hike

>>50503510
The recession hinges on employment figures, its the final nail in the economic coffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUKEYDep8as

>>50504385
>Inflation is going down
Objectively false, you should buy food for a family for the last 2 years.

Is it slowing... possibly. No real good reasons for it to be tightening until the next fed chair has to be the bad guy,

Discuss retirement accounts with me
>>50504436
>>50504436
>>50504436

Got today off and can actually do some day trading. Any good flips today?

>>50502225
Oil is great during inflation, but we're actually already past inflation in terms of market trading cycles.
Oil is a trap until we get past this tightening and reach the next wave of probable inflation in a year or two from now.

Ironically by killing the global economy in their attempt to stop oil price rising, the Fed has guaranteed that production of oil will be lower for the next 3-5 years. Real world economic productivity will be lower, perhaps for the entire decade.

>>50504385
layoffs and less productivity sure sounds good to me

>>50504458
id rather do it here.

>>50504422
>>50504418
You retards never seem to understand the difference between expectations and reality. Inflation doesn't fucking matter, get it into your heads. The Fed and the US government will literally do whatever they want to keep the train rolling.

>>50504428
that means we melt up by 1/5 of the current stock market value once 75 is confirmed. heck yeah!

>>50503728
The TSLA moves are 100% hedge funds. Retail can't move it. Similarly to AAPL, MSFT etc if it moves you're watching what the big fish are doing

Any surviving bobos?

>>50504531
Not if this shit doesn't crumble today

>>50504531
probably taking my loss today

>>50504486
It doesn’t work here

>>50504531
Look man, I'm fine I just need to borrow another 10k , I got you back I swear, please I just need a little mo- ...hello, sir, you there?

Rape hikes continue until unemployment responds. Jpow is committed to destroying potential wage inflation spiral and its the only thing everyone can agree on at the fed

>>50504531
living on easy street over here i just buy the rallies for a few days then sell the rest of the time
works pretty ez for me

ON NO GAMESTOP RUGGED 75% WHAT THE POOP WAS THAT?!?!

>>50504531
Still holding my sqqq bags I got at 55.29. Going down with the ship if I have to

>>50504596
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50504135
I bought at around the same and I wait for more.

>>50504570
Praise jebus for the elite's hatred for the plebs, the only thing holding back the hyperinflation.

>>50504596
>>50504613
WTF

For now. Will probably have to start applying for jobs next week when all of the lower than expected earnings reports rally SPY to 430.

LINE GO UP OR LINE GO DOWN?!

>>50504593
same- I thought we would have a correction when we hit 4k though. I might have to wait for Cramer again Monday

>>50504673
VIX GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>50504673
only green lines from now on

>>50504673
yeeclaw

Are you guys ready?

>>50504608
AND MY BAGS!

>>50504703
R-ready for what?

>>50504720
for the most bullish day of SNAP ever in SNAP history ever

>>50504746
Not looking so good so far

>>50504675
just take a break from the market bro if youre doing it right you dont call when it happens you just go with it when it does

>>50503392
SIGA will pump today if WHO declares monkepox a PHEIC

>>50504752
target price: $20
*walks away*

266 post anxiety starting to set in. Someone is going to bake right? This won’t be the last smg?

>>50504813
I demand compensation for all my work

>>50504756
good advice ty- Ill be floating and looking for that wave

hmm

It'll tip to the left.

>>50504825
Sorry that’s not my problem

>>50504852
Did someone ask if it was your problem?

>>50504838
I just saw that. You're watching tradertv on YouTube, aren't you?

>>50504870
Not my problem

>>50504874
yeah I need something to listen to all day

>>50504885
What's your plays for today?

>>50504897
I bought 17 puts on SPY yesterday and now I'm looking for a fucking exit

>>50504838
today is THE day then

>>50504385
Tesla is in the S&P 500. Snap is not. That's the difference. The ONLY difference.

Elon dumped his bags on the world, and they'll carry them proudly for the next 10 years. TSLA in 2040 will still be ~$1000 per share. It will have underperformed, but it will not lose investors money in USD terms. There will be no blowup. The demand dynamics for the S&P are too powerful for that. Too many boomers passively contributing, and zoomers will follow in time.

Look how long GE is taking to implode. When a company gets that big, it can only be walked down slowly. There's too much support. Too much money to be made just floating it steady and fucking over both the call and put buyers.

One of the biggest misunderstandings is the idea that a stock is a short because its overvalued. Telsa at a P/E of 100+ is obviously a terrible bet for long term returns, but that insane valuation also allows them to "grow" essentially for free. As long as they continue to expand, even if the expansions have terrible ROI or involve overpriced acquisitions, they'll support the price. Telsa is so overvalued that a mediocre acquisition immediately improves all their financial metrics. Literally all they had to do was buy bitcoin to pump this quarter, because it offered them improvements on the revenue metric at near zero cost. Expanding into lithium mining is another way to improve metrics. Even though the whole lithium mining sector is massively overvalued itself at present - they're less overvalued than Tesla and therefore its a positive.
Perhaps someday Tesla will just outright buy a coal miner or utility provider on the basis that it gives them a full vertical in EV ownership from power gen to charging to the car itself. Objectively, an outside investor would be better off owning the coal miner today, but the Tesla investors will still benefit from the reflexive gains of an overpriced company making a cheaper priced acquisition. It takes a very long time for this dynamic to fail.

>>50504905
What strikes and exp? I got some bearish butterflies on SPY myself

Still no PHEIC declaration from WHO?
>SIGA

>>50504928
googles down 2.5% the markets fucked

>>50504928
In conclusion:
TSLA is bullish because investors are buying it despite being overvalued.
SNAP is bearish because investors are running for the hills at its overvaluation.

Price drives fundamentals. Momentum is king.

30 minutes
then 15 minutes after that
those are the AHHHs
time to buy the dippy wippy :3

>>50504933
$365 7/29; last time we had a interest rate hike the vix spiked and turned $30 SPY puts into $1200 within a week

>>50504965
when was the last time the same thing happened twice

>>50504987
the last two interest rate hikes the SPY dumped

Anyone else JACKED TO THE TITS

>>50504996
last i checked the spy pumped the last 2 fomcs

>>50504965
Well good luck, hope you get paid

>>50505008
in the week leading up to it it dumped, the day of and afterwards it piumped

>>50504928
>>50504953
Yet these niggers will talk shit about crypto. I lost 3k on tesla puts feels bad. But oh well.

>>50505008
>FOMC happens
>Low volume pump
>Dumps next day
Retard

>>50505003
Yep I'm ready

>290 replies
>I have no idea if someone will bake
I’m kinda freaking out

simple fact is you retards calling the fed are all broke and made nothing and will lose money this time too

>>50505037
THEY DO IT FOR FREE

i stopped participating in the market since i ran out of stimulus check and GME gains money. anyone else the same boat? feeling like that means SPY is going to $200 by next year and is a guaranteed easy short

>>50505048
the fact that you were eligible for the stim checks make me want to bet against you

>>50505030
Crypto and Tesla are basically the same play.

>>50505003
Uh my coffee is almost ready.

>>50504376
Tell me this is from WSB and not actually you

>>50504376

>>50504376
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>50504905
I'm looking for an entry.....but sometime after 10am. No idea how this will start today

>>50504376
Ha ha this is a paper account, right? Right?

10yr down another 3.5%. inflation swaps trading at 2018 levels. inflation fears are dead, bears are dead.

>>50505072
I know that's why when crypto started crashing I ran to buy tesla puts but I'm a huge loser, now we're all recovering and I wasted some monies

Somebody tell me heir low cap niche gem stock that has promising news before market opens

>>50505125
so in other words 7/29 spy 420 calls lol

>>50505118
the vix is dumping hard, I think we're going to 400 today

>>50505134
Because you want to short it?

Does anyone actually know what happened with the China banking thing or is their system is so closed that we will never know? If we want to get schizo about it, could this be an external attack by the US on their system (NSA, et al) as way to deter a looming Taiwan invasion? It just seems so strange that it would happen right now although not really I guess since most economies are hurting somewhat. I've just never seen an actual explanation for what's going on there and as anyone who participates in trading knows, the first explanation is usually not the likely one. There's usually something contrarian or even underhanded going on. Thoughts?

>>50505125
Bro just say you can't read a chart

>>50505120
>>50505107
>>50505104
>>50505088
it's actually me but I started with 3k in that account anyway a week prior

>>50505157

>>50505153
stay poor

next
>>50505168
>>50505168
>>50505168
>>50505168

I fucked a fatty this morning
Markets will pump

>>50505148
I want to load my bags with promising companies that have a large market share of their niche segment. Like EOSE, or TBLT, or RKLB. I’m a poor gag looking for long term plays

>>50505157
Damn bro.

>>50505157
I hate you people. I much prefer when people lose everything at once for being stupid. But when people lose everything after being up 1000%+ it pisses me off so much. Why don’t you limit yourself to how much you gamble after you make that much gains?

>>50503851
It's so tiresome.

>>50505187
cannabis stocks

>>50505218
If I didn't chicken out in my last trade and sold I could have had 100+k in that account.

>>50505174
>gme
kek baggies

>>50505134
Bagholding AVPT warrants since last year. It's a $20 stock trading at $5 because it's a De-SPAC. If they keep meeting earnings, having positive news, and buying back shares then surely they'll have to break out one of these days...

>>50505144
Ya I'm gonna go in hard on UVXY calls and SOXL puts at some point today

>>50505266
Maybe some day you’ll learn wsb is for porn loss cucks.

>>50503418
This is unironically what will cause the big one. Slurpers just being unable to actually afford to slurp since they slurped too much. I'll just stick to the plan and keep bagging VOO and VTI with a cheeky SCHD on the side.

what the FUCK just happened gaysexbros??

I just wiped out a full day of wage in less than 30 minutes