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You have earned the right to feed me

>> No.50497473
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50497473

>takes out middle bun from big Mac
>places it on the table
>*staring intently into Sergey eyes*
>"you did this to me"
>unzipping my pants
>squatting over the table
>*pppffffhhhggpphhhgffttttttghhhhgfaaaappppppplllpppp*
>sits back down
>"let's talk"

>> No.50497570
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>>50497473
>Sergey sees this
>Unzips his dick
>Produces large red button with 700k written on it
>Proceeds to press the button once for every big mac eaten
>5 minutes and 500 big macs later someone in a suit with an earpiece whispers into Sergey's ear
>"It's been my pleasure" Sergey says before exiting stage left
>your phone keeps blowing up
>it's blockfolio's price alerts
>Chainlink price: $0.07
>Chainlink circulating supply: +350,000,000
mfw

>> No.50499962

>>50497197
>they don't work out
lmao imagine being this fat, unmovable object and thinking you will somehow
a- make it
b- convince someone to love you
i hate people like this, i encounter highschool friends that look like that on a daily basis when i go out running with my gf (we're both accumulating those stepn coins) and i laugh at them

>> No.50499967

>>50497570
>Chainlink price: $0.07
>Chainlink circulating supply: +350,000,000
imagine being so delusional you inject chainlink into everything

>> No.50499968

>>50497473
>"let's talk"
they will eat your face before you have time to eat with them

>> No.50499985

>>50499962
>>50499967
>>50499968
BOTS/JEETS BE GONE FROM MY HOLY SHITPOST THREAD