/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50495811
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Wednesday RRP: 2,240.204B, 100P = 22.40204B per (nice average)
Thursday RRP: 2,271.756B, 101P = 22.493B per (roughly)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

DRS baggies are so fucked
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
holy shit
$3500/share
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nice """MOASS"""

I heard a rumor that Sellwalls are going to start lining up next week.

Tomorrow might unironically be the last opportunity to get out with some sweet sweet profit.

>>50495878
funny I heard a rumor saying we squeeze tomorrow

So uhhhh. . . Squeeze????

Heard a rumor that Chuck's is getting a new owner.

Tomorrow night might be the last time to stock up on Seed and Feed.

>>50495912
patience, retard hedge funds are going to wash sell down to 5$ per share first

Kek baggies

I just received the fucking dividend in my Trade Republic account.
It shows 4 shares instead of one, each having the value of one pre split share.

>>50495912
Yeah, the Brampton team is already celebrating

>>50495878
Thanks I just sold

>>50495811
Fucking baker scripting digits taking ages to bake new thread.

Citadel liked SNAP

kek baggies

>>50495878
I heard a fact that I'll be paying your mother and girlfriend to let me nut on their lips.

DRS baggies are so fucked
HAHAHA-ACK!

>sguiez nao plz

I wonder... if you could somehow sell one of those already split shares (for those that have them) for the full pre-split price somehow.

>>50495912
I'm squeezing georgina's tits

>>50495818
How many other shitposts are actually real? Are we getting cat girl divvy? Funko pop slaves?

>>50495932
Until tomorrow morning when the price gets cut

Why the fuck do I have to wait til Tuesday
Does this mean I'm -75% til then???

>>50495973
obviously not
they're not allowing GME to be traded pre market tomorrow anyway

when do option contracts adjust

>>50495989
PFFFT

I think I'm going to forget about GameStop for a while. At least until tomorrow morning.

AHHHHHHG WHEN DO I GET MY MONEY I’M FUCKING SICK OF WAGING ALL SUMMER JUST TO GO BACK TO UNIVERSITY LIKE A GOOD LITTLE GOY.
IS IT TOMORROW OR DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR FUCKING EVER SOME MORE LET ME RETIRE BEFORE 25 YOU JEWISH HEDGIES

>>50495912
Annie's Squeeze and Please Formerly Gamestop

>>50496005
Tomorrow morning with the price adjustment.

>>50495912
I'm squeezing one out right now

>>50496046
Tfw already 25

>>50495986
Hopefully some good ones.

>>50496046
>>50496094
30 here. if i had millions of dollars 5 years ago i would've been dead within a year.

I’m 35 no kids or wife. I’d be an incel if I weren’t so handsome that desperate women throw themselves at me

>>50496121
Kek same

what does georgina's pussy smell like

>>50496094
tfw same

>>50496121
Same. Was smoking meth just last year

>>50495811
Checked!

WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>50496121
I would simply just keep living. Built different

>>50496121
what a shame

>>50496094
>>50496148
Sorry anons, I’ll buy an extra home in the mountains in your honor

>>50496141
softballs

I actually believe the hedge funds will hit GME with everything they have tomorrow. They have had a long time to plan. I expect a big crash in the morning. I hope not but for some reason I think that is what will happen. Anyone else think this? Even with a split Citadel can mint as many shares as they want and pump them into the market since they are a MM. They can mint themselves a few million shares to dump on the market. This is legal since they are a market maker.

>>50496064
> price adjustment
sneed

>>50496130
>desperate women
im autistic but /fit/ and i cant stand this shit. the hot ones want you to chase them and i have no patience for dating. id rather just pay for it and get past the headache.

>>50496148
>>50496094
tfw almost 30

>>50496046
33 here. Retired when I was 25.

>>50496185
>I expect a big crash in the morning. I hope not but for some reason I think that is what will happen.
why would you hope that
that just means you can buy them for dirt cheap

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE
>ALIVE
FOR A WHILE
>NO CHOICE
GOTTA FOLLOW THE LAWS OF THE WILD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RULES OF NATURE
RULES OF NATURE!

These are exciting times, but I'm gonna stay calm and cozy. Hedgies will likely kick the can further down the road and 4x their exponential hole they have been digging.

>Looking forward to the second split/NFT divvy

>>50496181
thats most men, unfortunately. takes us a bit longer to get our get together.

BULLETS ARE THE BEAUTY AND I DONT KNOW WHY
BLISTERING SKY
BLISTERING SKY

>>50496212
I said I hope that does not happen. Re-read

RHEIN KONE DO SOMETHING ALREADY

Listen how boomers say nobody wants to work, imagine the aneurysm they'll have on e hundreds of thousands of commoners have enough wealth to break the shackles of debt and wage slavery.

>>50496130
I got married at 33, now have a qt3.14 and a son at 37. WAGMI my friend, keep the faith.

>>50496221
i feel like i have my shit together but ill probably end up getting addicted to benzos or RCs or some shit
life too painful

>>50496193
It’s retarded how men are expected to do all of the work just to get divorce raped. Thank god for moass if it brings back the balance of power to its natural state

>>50496228
i know why you said. why would you hope it doesn't happen? the float will get slurped instantly if they drop it to the 10s. you could buy a shitload of shares for a literal fraction of a fraction of what you would have paid today.

>>50496245
>listening to boomers
all boomers can rope

>>50496212
>>50496185
they are fucked if they let it run up and they are fucked if they dump it too much cause if it dips $30 I am taking out a loan and throwing it at GME. I'm sure everyone in this thread and SS will do the same.

>>50496246
Are you worried about becoming an old dad? I'm 34 and only just now considering kids, feeling a bit rushed if I'm honest.

>>50496250
This. A post split world is terrible for the SHF's. The barrier to FOMO is much lower. I intend to buy next week when I get paid, so the lower the price, the more shares I can add. If we MOASS tomorrow, good, if they monkey hammer it down, good. IDGAF.

another summer stuck at home without air conditioning instead of traveling to cool international places because mr cohones won't squeeze the stock

uh oh shillies seems like something is about to happen because the vix is being moved to position close only on the 27th of july
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4t736/broker_going_position_close_only_on_the_vix_from/

>>50496262
nope i wouldn't take out a loan. i'm not looking to pay anyone back for anything ever. i would drop about 10k on it though.

>>50496265
my parents were in their 40s when they shit me out and i only have moderate autism

Don't forget to say hello to the glowies who undoubtedly have to monitor these threads. Imagine going to an Ivy league school and landing a job in "intelligence" and being forced to do that...

>Friendly reminder that all posts from my IP were generated by an advanced satirical AI.

>>50496247
kek. RC's as in remote control cars? thats a pretty neat addiction. the only thing i can suggest is to start focusing on one or two hobbies and continue to pursue them whether you're broke or rich. for me it's been fitness and piano. ive been doing 6 days a week since the january sneeze.

>>50496265
People live longer nowadays than in the past. If he works out both cardio and weights and fasts on a regular basis he'll be spry for his age.

>>50495989
I hate rbc. They have cost me so much money through out the years.

>>50496265
I had the same fears, all I can say is the best time to have done this would have been about a decade ago, but you only get one shot and the clock is ticking, so the second best time is now. I am certain my son is going to be glad I am his father whether I'm older than the other dads or not, because I am his dad. That's all that matters to me now. Still going to have more, especially in a post MOASS world which removes any excuses not to..

We better wagmi right now or I will be angry.

So if everyone ends up getting their extra shares tomorrow, doesn't that mean moass is off?

>>50496286
what do they know?

>>50496247
>Life too painful
Just work with your hands, lift weights and eat a decent diet. That's literally all it takes. I figured this out about 2-3 years ago that I felt the most pleasure out of a hard day's work especially when working for myself. Men are meant to toil.

is moass tomorrow or not wtf getting tired of waiting

>>50496329
what is an moass?

>>50496327
This is nice and wholesome. I'm happy for you. Thank you for the answer.

>>50496349
https://twitter.com/pulte/status/1550254725794353153

>>50496349
Moass has been every single day since last January.

>>50495811
Kek baggies
Gme back to 38 by tomorrow

I'm feeling the heat.

Oh hey... I stumbled in here just trying to find the bathroom. Could anyone point me in the right direction?

>>50496329
wait for the FTDs

>everyone showing pictures of messages from their brokers, and I'm not even an email from mine, it's over.

>>50496363
Checking those doubles. You have your sign. Make babies anon, the world needs them and they need you.

>>50496151
WAGMI.

>>50496406
if it makes you feel any better i havent gotten anything from chadelity yet. granted i got a notification a while back when the divvy was announced.

>>50496330
remember when they moved gamestop to position close only the only reason for brokers to do this to the vix is because they are expecting massive volatility cant let the plebs make some money

>>50496303
hello glowies

>JRG4Y
kek

>>50496213
Words that kill! Would you soeak them to me, with your breath so still it makes me belive.


THE SINS NEVER DIE. CANT WASH THIS BLOOD OFF MY HANDS, LET THE WORLD FEAR US ALL ITS JUST MEANS TO AN END

And salvation lies in the fathers sins.

Beyond the truth let me suffer noe. In my heart I just know that theres no way to light up the dark in his eyes.


>WHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50496307
>>50496348
I am a woodworker and have many healthy outdoor hobbies (i wont list them all because im not a faggot)
im mostly sober and stack my vitamins and eat a healthy diet
i had been an herocidal for years so i made a lot of drastic changes for the better and have stuck with them

but i still have a gaping hole in my life due to a lifetime lack of belonging and im afraid that after money is no object ill slip up and fill that void with droogs

>>50496357
It’s kens weak link.

Mayo
On
A
Shrimp
Salad.

Fucking monster.

I just want you all to know that my sugar baby is going to wear to silliest slutty costumes and the most eye watering lingerie in my penthouse. I'm also going to eat so much al pastor with extra pineapple many times a week.

>>50496417
Mion a cute.

So nothing fucking happened today as we all anticipated. The NFT marketplace did absolutely fucking nothing. The splivvy did nothing. Ryan Cohen is doing nothing. What the fuck are we waiting for now? What catalyst is left? If you say margin call I'm going to punch you in the throat. Margin collateral will just be waived again because no one wants this to fucking happen except us

>>50496303
at least glowies earn a living and don't delete posts

>>50496429
Isn't like every big institution in the market short volatility?

>>50496443
then if you're chock full of hobbies, and want a sense of belonging, consider joining a community of one of your favorite hobbies.

>The splivvy did nothing
>Splivvy hasn't even happened yet

>>50496429
So should I but some vixxies for keks?

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50496443
just do shrooms and lsd they're wicked based and not physically harmful although if you don't govern it a bit you're gonna go full blown schizo, but you'll be rich enough that it won't matter

>>50496469
I doubt it

Test

reminder you will never be as based as this anon

>>50496329
This was never about moass

>50496463
Sneed dilate and cope nigger. Ken and and likely will be margin called. Flat chads were always right faggot.

>>50496481
i am simply too autistic
i have a thousand acquaintances but never know how to take it beyond that

>>50496502
i grow shrooms and have 1p-lsd in the mail

>>50496462
Yes.

>>50496404
>wait
Grandma needs a different 'strategy'.

>>50496529
carry on then

>>50496463
Bro you were supposed to post this tomorrow I'm docking your pay

TDA just cancelled my conditional order. I placed it days ago.
Hmmmm.

>>50496187
>trying to seed for your demoralization FUD tomorrow
Sneed

>>50496552
seen multiple references to orders being cancelled due to split

>>50496529
how do you grow the fungi?

>50496463
why are you angry sanjay? you can't even afford a post split share don't pretend you hold this stock or are even angry about it

>>50496485
nah gme is still the play

>>50496470
I have no idea but I'm not sure if this is a big deal either apparently most brokers don't let people trade vix anyways

>>50496514
lel even the goodest goyim in WSB and r/stocks/stockmarket/investing are waking up;
>Uhhhh hey guys how come Pelosi is able to very obviously engage in insider trading and nobody does anything...?

Any idea what Kenny would have to say to all the Russian oligarchs he's been visiting lately?
>Hey so I'm about to lose all your money, I'll get it back I swear please don't kill me
or
>Everything is just fine, I'm not going to lose your money and I definitely won't go in hiding in some foreign country
Kenny's been a busy boy lately. No doubt it was all in preparation for what is about to happen.

>>50496514
Nobody will do shit. At 100k per share I will 134 million. You think anyone is going to complain they only got 134 million for holding a stock over a year?

>>50495811
checked, i thank the drsers for their sacri...service

>>50496592
uncle bens tek
its pretty simple you just have to follow the instructions and have better hygiene than a jeet
id like to get more into cloning and genetics after i have the time and space

giga comfy

I can't wait to field calls from my brokers BEGGING me to sell

>G-good morning ser, would you like to sell your last 100 shares of Gamestop (GME) at the current price of $13,593,104,402.85? Historically this is a very good price.
>No thank you, those are my favorite ones so I would prefer to pass them onto my kids. Besides, they might even split again...
>P-please *audible screaming/shidding/farding in the background*

>>50496602
>nah gme is still the play
agreed, it's just I'm kinda bored.

I MUST FIND MY BROKER

>>50496672
>literally on the eve of the split
>im bored

>>50496690
silly i know

>>50496682
check the floorboards and the attics

>>50496690
Is that Spottemgottem?

That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I've ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy's nuts while going fist deep into his shitter. I had Spotemgottem screaming in the sheets with head too ridiculous to ignore. That nigga frotted my cock until he busted on my mouth, I had to return the favor. That nigga Spotemgottem and I been fucking non-stop ever since, but keep that shit on the DL. He does that shit for free. If you're gonna ask me how to "long" Spotemgottem, I'll be deadass. All you gotta do is ask, be straight up, and get physical real quick. Touch his nuts, get on ya knees, talk your shit. He doesn't play around with no pansy-ass niggas either. He likes his men manly, and his dick thick. Dark skin, 6'5 is the minimum and I ain't talking about height boy.

That nigga Spotemgottem stole my heart and drank my seed.

>>50496690
This young gent has a fine automobile. I wonder what type of fuel economy it gets

>>50496634
redditors are an odd, stubborn, sentimental and retarded bunch.

reddit told me that the price will not be divided by 4

>>50496704
>broker ser?

>>50496743
they also told me that trannies are real women

>I still only have 12 shares instead of 48 on my fidelity account
>CS only shows 3 instead of 12
I thought the shares were supposed to be divi'd out by now? Did they run out of shares to divi? Makes me wanna ponder the gorb a little.

>>50496627
"Thanks for the money, suckers. You're all getting sanctioned in the morning. NO REFUNDS!"

>>50496758
kek

>>50496758

>>50496774

Any predictions on how many
>GameStop shares plummet to under $40 overnight! Here's why you need to sell NOW
>Seanberg Goldstein, The Moldy Jew
articles we'll be seeing tomorrow?

>>50496808
>articles we'll be seeing tomorrow
none because i simply do not read the "news"

>>50496795
BROKIES WE FOUND YOU NOW WHAT!!

>>50496649
there's even a plebbit sub. sounds complex but going to read up some more. thanks anon.

>>50496704
no broker here fren

>>50496349
t+35, mid september 35 business days after july 22nd

>>50496821
Neither do I, but I do get a very mild "heh" out of seeing the blatant shill article titles posted here. Not even worth a "lol", more of a slight exhale out the nostrils.
>GameStop™, (Ticker: GME, +2,470.93%), has had a stock split due to the poor leadership and lack of sailing/boat management skills of their chair, Ryan Cohen, and this is why YOU MUST SELL SERS YUO MUST BE DOING THE NEEDFUL AND SELL AAAHHH PLEASE

NEW RYAN COHEN TWEET

https://twitter.com/ryancohen/status/1550285404149952513?s=21&t=PUGjDj95vwCYy4B_Lh_yTQ

>>50496743
reddit is wrong

>>50496636
WAGMI.

well well well

>>50496895

>>50496834
They can go to summer camp

>>50496895
kek sweaties

>>50496895
Its real

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOAAAACHING
PROVOOOOOOOKING
BLACK CLOUDS IN I S O L A T I O N

>>50496902
>>50496895
>calling out GameStop employees for being sweaty
gigabased

>>50496895
IT'S A CODE RICHARD SIMMONS SWEATING TO THE OLDIES NFT SOON

>>50496895
Ryan cohen wants all GME apes to work in his stores or no MOASS kek

lmao is amc really treating its stock as a rewards program

split at midnight or tomorrow market open?

>>50496895

ryian you shitposting basterd

>>50496895
>>50496902
Ryan is about to cut the AC to every GameStop store oh noooo

>>50496846
yea they have a good guide
also 90 second mycology on yt
the learning curve is a little steep like any hobby but its rewarding
enjoy fren

>>50496634
>he doesn’t know
Giving angry citizens just enough means to properly exercise their anger and all the justification in the world for it is a tactical error on the order of Napoleon’s invasion of Russia. If the govt wants to squash moass, the best time to do so was February 2021 (the second best time was “Minecraft RC before he ever buys his stake and saves the company”). Doing anything now would appear to be the latest car on a long train of abuses that the populace has been subjected to - you don’t have to be a student of history to guess what happens next, now imagine that but the people leading the charge also have a huge budget
Remember: the greatest fud you’ve been fed is that these people are smarter, stronger, or just plain unbeatable. None of those are true

>>50496943
>watermelon

>>50496865
kek thanks for the laughs anon
also saved

I love this man. $38 tomorrow

>>50496971
I can't get over how shittily that cartoon was drawn

>>50496971
his only good post, better be tomorrow

>>50496943
>>50496963
he knows his target demographic

>>50496957
>the greatest fud you've been fed is that these people are smarter, stronger, or just plain unbeatable. None of these are true
fucking a
it's actually insane how many people believe shit just because man on tv says so

>>50496940
lol

Glad I sold all of my BTC and ETH holdings for this. Isn't the line supposed to go up?

>>50497049
in theory, my totally organic, non glowing fren

>>50497049
Hmm I'm thinking sneed

>>50496957
Agreed. They literally have no choice but to hold up the system to allow the risk of infinity. Which is why Burry has been so doom and gloom and kept saying "I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen." They should've let it happen during the sneeze but now the stag hunt is fully prepped and if they do anything to impede it they end up with normies dragging them to guillotines. I have to imagine some ultra rich that aren't going to be affected by moass must prefer that outcome to balance the scales with no need for violence.

well I'm a fucking idiot. I thought I bought calls expiring next week, instead the expire tomorrow. Something better happen tomorrow.

>>50496971
Must have gotten it from publix

>>50497109

>>50495866
Nice bait retard. Sell limit literally doesn't matter.

>>50497121
thanks fren

>>50497109
thats risk my fren. remember big moves some times have completely flat days that precede it. we will go to $38 and then $45 but I dont know when that will happen I am not playing options during this time bc of the "sell the news" phenomena and IV likely getting crushed, but next week maybe it kicks in again. who knows

>>50496902
>muh fundamentals
I thought the plan was to shutter a lot of the brick and mortar stuff and consolidate the locations into warehouses/digital storefronts?
>what about steam and other digital stores?
Their digital storefront needs a revamp. If they could license some classic games that no one else can I'd pay for copies of StarOcean 1 & 2 and similarly hard-to-find gems.
>could they really beat Walmart with a warehouse approach?
probably not. I was thinking more along the lines of Amazon style warehouses for delivering goods from their online store. Although that begs a curious question, do you think amazon might try to acquire gamestop? GME shares are currently worth more than AMZN if you can believe that. That won't be true by tomorrow but I don't think the price will stay at the $40 range for long. Expect the post-split price to be nipping at Amazon's heels sooner rather than later again.

>>50497138
uh oh stinky wrong script

>>50497138

>>50497152
what are you talking about?

just sold my broker frens!

>>50497138
This post is so fucking dumb I don't even know where to begin.

>>50497138
Who the fuck are you talking to?

>>50496130
Oh hey you’re me

>>50497138
lol bot

Wait when the fuck did AMZN split?

>>50497138
get a load of GPT-3 over here...

>>50497218
maybe its the sentient ai that the one anon bought a share for

>>50497211
hypothetical people.

>>50497047
The top levels of world governance are unironically a mixture of retarded corruption (see also hunter Biden) and literal satanic pedovores who are trying to destroy all things good. Crazy that anyone trusts them at all. I guess that’s what government funded education programs get you
>>50497080
All they had to do was not be the real life caricature of Scrooge McDuck and actually let the plebs win once in a while. They didn’t, and now they’re paying the price. Can’t wait for what history books have to say about this few years - it’ll probably be in a section titled “Contributing Factors to the Downfall of the USA as a Global Power”

>>50496704
>>50496758
this might take a while

>>50497138
>GME shares are currently worth more than AMZN if you can believe that. That won't be true by tomorrow but
anon
you're trolling right?
if not then i think you should really learn on the basics of how markets work because your brain is fr fr not bussin on god no cap

>>50496895
what the hell would he know about sweating because of work?

>>50497261
Per share, not mcap. I thought he was huffing paint but it turns out they did a stock split and closed at $124 today.

wtf wdym the broker is "here for it"?

I know its a meme stock and all but what can we expect tomorrow? +15%?

>>50497240
nothing in here ser

>>50497276
yeah i know their price per share is cheaper than gme (until tomorrow)
but given the context, that anon is still legally retarded

NEW COHEN TWEET

>>50497190
What did you get for him?

>>50497293
$40EOW, and I’m being completely serious

>>50497320
kek splitties

>>50497309
This is at anons who whine about bakers not delivering threads the minute the thread hits 300 posts.

I called my broker and he gave me a rock

>>50497320
Thats like a 5% increase, why the completely serious? Its nothing groundbreaking

>>50497350
It’s 65% down, what the fuck are you talking about?

>>50497309
This is about us, pump engineers.

>>50497336
No we shit on him because he waits forever just to do gay scripted gets

>>50497367
>not taking the split into account

>>50497367
Bait such low quality it’s almost good

>>50497315
looks like some kind of dolphin jelly?

>>50497397
put some on your dick...haha...you know for laughs...

>>50497309
What a faggot

I know I posted this bit in the last threads but seriously, wtf do we do if they just don't give us the shares. My broker is being a shady cunt and hasn't sent me a single thing about them yet.

>>50496957
Hadn't seen this image before. Extremely based and well written.
>2021
A shame the board is a shell of its former self, posts like those are a diamond in the rough nowadays.

>>50497430
Just wait until the end of the month

>>50497425
Kek, Cown BTFO. Just end it, Cown... wtf

>>50496895
Extremely based. Been putting in extra overtime hours at the shop to afford as many shares as possible, looking forward to the split making it even more affordable soon. For a time at least KEK SHORT BAGGIES

>>50497430
the jews will pay up, dont you worry!
why would they withhold money from the working class?

ARE YOU READY FOR THE MOTHER OF ALL SLURPIES???????

>>50497475
my worries exactly, if they just rug us it will get swept under the rug and no one will do anything or even speak about it.

>>50497136
Yeah big whoopsie on my part. We had a pretty good pump last friday. Tomorrow is the big day, I'll be fine.

>>50497309
is he telling us to stfu and wait longer in silence?

>>50497487
I'll just go back to not fucking with the stock market and continue to try to convince people it's a scam and all will be well

Will have to find a crypto 100 bagger instead

>>50497487
not true at all
that would be such a massive scandal
jews are evil but not stupid
they will find a different more crafty and legal way to take 3/4 of your money

>>50497478
I'm gonna try to buy as much as I can tomorrow

is it worth it to DRS? been holding in TDA but dont really see the need to transfer. i doubt td will block me from selling during moass if it happens or randomly liquidate me

>>50497533
5 trillion dollars got rugged out of the market in 2008. 6 million people lost their homes in America.

They don't give a fuck if it's a scandal.

>>50497544
was gonna say, and no one did anything about it. They just forgot.

>38 tomorrow
GameStop is rugging us.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4xbl0/hey_apes_you_friendly_ape_nurse_checking_in_to/


i shiggy fucking diggy guys.

>>50497475
>>50497487
They're literally forced by their one Talmudic trickery to pay us. If they don't then minecraft. I don't think they want minecraft. After this shorting will be become outlawed like it is in many other countries. They will never allow some to take on infinite risk and destroy their scam. Especially barely a tribesmen like Ken.

>>50497543
It's good to have some shares in CS because it makes MOASS happen faster.

>>50497543
You should drs whatever you're not planning on selling. Those drs shares essentially single handedly ensure infinity for the others.

hmmmm

>>50496895
If this were true he wouldn't have just laid off half his staff...

>1PBTID
Hmmmmmm

>>50497588
If this shit squeezes im selling all of it

>>50497615

didn't he lay off corporate people? to allocate more funds to chains / retail employees

I bought more today. I'm buying even more after the split, and the only two viable options for shorts are make it more affordable so I can buy even more and direct register all of it or let it run and get fucked on margin requirements and kick off the party. Ligma balls, BofA 'em.

>>50497630
You're a retard and are ngmi.

>>50497571
He guys, make sure you sign up to be organ donors because you might save a niggers life

>>50497571
Uh. This is a win win. Donating plasma reduces the levels of forever chems in your blood, microplastics, etc. You should be microdosing horse paste and regularly donating plasma or you are NGMI.

>>50497588
In my case I only have 3 shares (12 after), drs with my amount is probably not worth it. Personally I just wanted to screw the Jew and be a part of history. Cheap entertainment.

>>50497656
Fuck your infinity pool. Fuck gamestop. Fuck nfts. Fuck video games. Most importantly. Fuck you. Pay me.

Long term future of memestop can throat my cock. Nobody wants jogs. Or retail store games. Steam fucks gamestop in the throat. I'm here for the squeeze cunt.

>>50497703
>its for you

>>50497664
Source? For the forever chemicals claim
I've never looked into it but plasma seems like the sort of thing your body needs a lot of energy to produce, which would make a $100 payday insultingly low.

>>50496895
>tfw sit in front of a computer in an air conditioned room for 8 hours/day and never sweat
>tfw I can never work hard according to RC

>>50495989
>>50496320
>he doesn't use the chad CIBC investor's edge

>50497703

I know, I know. Shit's still eerie as fuck.

holy fuck, I think when MOASS hits the splivy accounts Im gonna set up a "haunted house" ala McKamey Manor and just torture the shit outta people legally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euy_71_nvCw&t=3142s

PLEASE JUST TELL ME IT ISN'T OVER THAT'S ALL I WANT TO HERE, I WANT TO WAKE UP NEXT WEEK AND WE'RE AT $2000 PLEASE, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN HOLD MUCH LONGER

If you think the Infinity pool is about ensuring gamestops fundementals are able to improve then you fundementally don't understand this play. Greed is literally a part of our lizard brain and in this one situation should be encouraged.

>>50497805
>only $2000

>>50497800
What in the actual fuck

>>50497763
There's some truth in it, but it's more for heavy metals which you (nor any vertibrate) can reliably excrete through day to day metabolism. You are better off taking iodine suplemetnts and limiting your tuna intake over regularly donating plasma though.

>>50497800
>sign in to confirm your age
thanks I'll just never watch it

>>50496895
Considering GameStop managing stores notorious for their terrible working conditions, this tweet seems rather tone-deaf. I don't know who could invest in a company with a board so egregiously out-of-touch.

>>50497225
20 to 1 a month ago?
>>50497615
He laid off superfluous staff. He went on a massive hiring spree last year makes sense some just didn't work out.

>>50497859
the nigger who sets it up makes the victims sign a waiver and theres no safe word. Masochism is the word of the day kids
>>50497914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1h0s6KrUGE

>>50497926
>RoOoR69
Hi DFV

>>50497914
>I signed in
>"This video has been deemed as disturbing. Do you wish to continue?"
>No.

>/biz/ suddenly cares about the working class

>>50497643
The best part is shorts MUST close. But we never have to do anything but wait. Ez.

>>50497800
At 2:50:35 he talks about basketball

>>50497658
I'd be an organ donor if my survivors get market value for all my parts. Why should some jews make money from my body but not my own loved ones?

>>50497926
Oh shut up nigger. No one cares.

They’re going to wait until after midnight pacific time to dump all the BTC they can

Kek crypto baggies

>>50497926
You missed the part where Ryan sacked all of those faggots?

uh oh brokerchads I think you got too cocky seems like the brokers receive the dividend from computershare and not the dtcc

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4wy5h/td_ameritrade_confirmed_they_get_their_shares/

>>50497972
No no no
You need to donate your body to science.
It's for the advancement of the human race, after all.

>>50497953
I'm not even waiting, I'm going to bed so I can wake up tomorrow to make more money to buy more gamestop. The glows sneed the jeets, the jeets fud the stock and reset the 24 hour timer, the timer being reset means I will not sell, which means the glows get to sneed the jeets more which means the jeets fud more which means I hold even more. It's a beautiful cycle.

Goodnight fren(s). I must rest so I can earn more and keep the jeets fudding and the glows sneeding. This is my only goal in life anymore, I am singular in my purpose. It is a good purpose.

>50497926
its funny I just saw this same talking point in the cringe mines not very creative huh sanjay?

>>50498029
G'night, fren.

>>50498019
o shid

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN :

>>50497800
So long as you actually fuck people up and not larp like that guy

>>50498019
MOASS is literally beginning now.
>ok that's all the splivvy shares you get because all outstanding shares are accounted for t. CS
>FUGGG :DDDDD t. brogers

Short funds don't get IOUs from the DTC to cover their naked short FTDs. They just get told to deal with it. As close as we are to thes edge of the Big Jewish Crime Dorito that means they can't just instantly quadruple their number of FTDs without drowning in fees (and premiums if they use options or swaps).

We ride at dawn.

>>50498019
Uh oh stinky

>>50498019
what difference does that make? my broker lets me set limit sells above 3500

>>50498027
>Stephan Gore
If I were writing a novel, I wouldn't make the guy's last name literally 'Gore' unless I was writing something intentionally cheesy, because that detail is so on the nose. Synchronicity is real.

>>50498019
Kek. They must close.

>>50497972
That is a terrible TERRIBLE idea.
That is flat out ASKING your loved ones to conspire to kill you for a huge payout.

Here is a tip, the price will rise and rise, they will try to get shares from one entity to another because there are just not enough shares. DO NOT SELL and the price will simply continue to go up.

>>50498019
>TDA gets their shares from ComputerShare, NOT the DTCC.
Then what the FUCK happens when CS no longer has enough shares to give out?

>>50498160

line go up. bigly

>>50498027
Fucking kekked

>>50498029
Godspeed anon

Good night /GME/

I GOT MY DIVIDEND IF YOU DIDNT GET IT BY NOW YOU JUST GOT RUGGED

>>50498127
assuming that cs wont raise the limit back once the price goes up? if you dont understand what it means that the brokers receive the dividend from cs and not the dtcc you're ngmi
>still trying to fud drs kek

>>50498019
Hey brokerages who fudded CS last night, now it’s your turn
EXCEPT YOU’RE ACTUALLY GETTING RUGGED! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
get fucked

>>50498160
Obviously the price will fall as there will be no more shares to buy...thus eliminating demand. (Rate my first faux fud post)

>>50498138
Just make it secret. Nobody knows if you're a donor or not til you kick the bucket and they scan your medical nft tied to your identity.

>>50498127
>he's STILL trying to push the sell limit fud
>retard doesn't understand why a broker grabbing shares from CS instead of the DTCC is bullish
Fucking shit eating Pajeets need to get off of my board.

>>50497864
Why not donate whole blood?

>DRS my shares weeks before the 18th
>still havent received my shares
did i get rugged?

>explain to him twice today that he's just being fucked with by baiting shitposters
>still bites hook line and sinker
kwab

why did we dump baggiebros?

>>50498187
Apparently I have to wait until July 26th
My broker never told me this until after the market closed today
Ive gone through stock splits before with this broker and it's always been instantaneous / next trading day
This is some fucking bullshit!!!!!!!!!!

>>50498127
Wow, so does CS!

>>50498235
because the hedgeGODs just dunked on us too damn hard

>>50497926
>t. meltdownie

>>50498192
Not getting the dividend isn't getting rugged. You'll still be able to sell you shares for meme numbers. Wagmi. We don't need to do this brokers vs CS again.

>>50498160
Remember how the NFT divvy was going to work? That. SHFs don't have enough margin left to FTD all the splivvy shares.

>>50498198
Love it, run with it

>>50498288
a german broker also put the vix into position close only starting on july 27th it might be nothing but it also means they are expecting something soon

>>50498160
It's called MOASS, you might of heard of it.

>>50498262
You’re getting nothing. It’s over for you.

>>50497703
GME fundamentals are still important insofar as gamestop stays in business until the moass.

>>50498288
That and it forces them to close instead of trying to buy a gazillion real CS shares to deliver.

>>50498317
I'm 50/50 you retard.

>>50498262
Agreed

>>50498296
>>50498296
>>50498296
Threaded.

>>50498320
This. Not saying you need to buy religiously from gamestop, but they actually need to start making money in the from of profits. He's probably shilling if he's just going to completely disregard the company HE chose to invest in.

>>50498019
cumming gallons

>>50498238
If you ain't DRSd you own an IOU.

>>50498413
And they have to close all synthetics. Do you think they rather buy x4 shares to deliver vs closing?

>>50498438
Sure they do, but brokers often have clauses where they can sell your IOUs without your prior consent.

>>50498451
You're a fucking retard.

>>50498481
>you're clueless
>but I'M the retard
Kek

>>50498160
Don't you have something better to do, than soeculate wildly about fantastical situations that will never ever fucking happen no matter how bad you want them too you stupid fucking faggots I hate you all so god damn much

>>50498357
That is not convenient for my script you bloody basterd

>>50497571
wew lad

>>50496035
what a good brain you have there Anon, now you will tell me that memecoins are really profitable and that I should masturbate while qom beheads shiba?