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It's shit>Brokershttps://pastebin.com/F1yujtVqhttps://brokerchooser.com/>Risk management:https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp>Live Streams:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlhttps://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://exhentai.org/tag/character:c.c..https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domainhttps://www.thebalance.com/>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Free charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.com/https://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Pre-Market Data and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/ >Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com >Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started >Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/>Links for Crypto Cummies Commandos AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAhttps://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/https://www.sprc.org/https://bad-dragon.com/shophttps://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml>Calendarshttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htmhttps://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html <----- 5 days>Misc:https://squeezemetrics.com/monitorhttps://market24hclock.com/https://tradingeconomics.comlast >>49826988
>futuresRed friday,Black monday.Right?
Earnings season took a negative turn today. Boston Beers earning was arguably more egregious than Snap. If you can’t make money hand over fist on booze in this environment, your business license should be revoked.
This is /smg/, we like to have a lil fun round these parts here
SOXL SISTERS RISE UP
>I sold an iron condor in snap
AMC Sept calls
How do I cope with not pulling the trigger on SNAP puts before close? I could have at least 10x'd my portfolio and now I absolutely want to kill myself
NO PENIS TALK IN THIS THREAD
>smg thinks they are above shitcoin bizNanodollars harden in response to mumu posting
>>50495078Nice cope
>>50494963If only we could buy oil from our Canadian friends instead of having our president go to the Saudis
>>50494963Motherfucking soldier fucked up the fist bump. What a day though, huh? I predict TSLA gives up its gains again. Timeframe? Two weeks?
>>50495071Why does SOXL keep selling hard AH though?
>>50495051You should always be making money on weed and alcohol, no matter the enviroment.
>>50495074Is that real? damn
Someone please tell me why the market is still pumping? One more green day and I’ll be liquidated UwU
>>50495114No you don't understand! Leafoil is the dirtiest oil in the world! It's way more polluting than the oil of peace
Is the water ok in here?
>>50495074>the woman kingAren’t those just queens? I think we figured out how to name things along time ago.
Fucking chinks... I'm all in YANG tomorrow
>>50495151NO. Jannie seems to be trying to make his residence here. He doesn't realize how underwhelming he is. Unlike every other chat room moderator of all time, this one needs to "take a job" in order to have his place in any social structure.Wait, no, that's him. I've described him exactly. And I heard he doesn't like SIGA.
>>50494963sirs can someone shill me a growth stock? I am looking for any company with massive projected growth in earnings in the near future.
>>50495194AQB
these stocks aren't recov'ringthey're just dead cat bouncesthis bleach looks deliciousi'll start with eight ounces
>>50495194Do you have a moment to talk about GaySex?
>>50495114#notmypresident
>>50494963That fist bump was priced in
>>50495204BASED poem anon
>>50495074N(o)
>>50495203>AQBIt has a nice looking chart that's for sure. Can you tell me more about mutant salmon? Is there a limit on how much stock I can buy?
You guys all suck. I hope you know that.
>>50495307thanks, bro
>>50495194TSLA, AMNZ, TQQQ, SOXL, AAPL, ARKK, DIS, NVIDIA, KO, META, NFLX, DPZ, MCD, NTDOY, DOGE, GME and SNAPare all very good stocks that help village out!
biden fisting the USA
>>50495307Yeah, I'm aware... have been for years...
Alright niggers are we gonna get a dump tomorrow for FOMC like usual? I expected most of this week to happen but I expect a 3% or greater dump tomorrow. REACT TO ME!
So just as a heads up, the next /smg/ update should be a banger on a Friday night. Lots of good material, will probably be a longer episode than usual. The general has been extra autistic this week.
>>50495307Even me man, come on bro, don’t do me like this I was at your bar mitzvah back in the say
>>50495307Bro, im up 20k on Gaysex. Dudes sucking eachother is bullish af
>>50495158Fake name for fake history....less they're going to show then totally get btfo by the frogs.
i have been buying the dip since it first went under 3600 smg called me retarded but now who's retarded
>>50495353Please die
>>50495162Wtf are you Joe Biden
>>50495374>under 3600fake and gay
>>50495307I don't care.
>>50495162Is this an AIDS test?
>>50495382That's fucking rude. Apologize to me right fucking now king chud!
>>50495382
>>50495352You’re chill fellow Jewbro.
>>50495405I hope you develop breast cancer and die
>>50495420I think Rocker is being MK Ultra'd into becoming a mass shooter desu senpai
>>50495420Wishing death upon somebody is not good karma. Enjoy your blistering asshole gaysex enjoyer
Oh boy, I can’t wait for futures to pull a huge reversal and open up green so I’m liquidated right at open. That would be fantastic. UwU.
I'm coming out to my parents, tonight wish me luck! <3
>>50495435Fuck karma and all your other made up retarded bullshit. Buy uranium
>>50495458Anon they already know there is no reason to make them sad by talking about it>>50495404Pregnant
>>50495434The only mass shooting I'm gonna be doing is massive loads of my Jewish cream into >>50495420 bussy after I take it from him.
>>50495458I hope they disown you.
>>50495461Ah the Uranium baggie, I should have known it was you.
>>50495434They should use people that aren't functionally retarded. Pretty sure he would load the rounds backwards then shid and fard all over himself while crying in the fetal position as school children point and laugh. You know, the usual
>>50495353Sounds like a good time.
>>50495479A true SIGA leader you are. How come your video last night got removed? I was looking forward to watching it
>>50495480Homophobic much?
>>50495482Also buy Bayhorse. Make it a parlay
>>50495480I hope they mercy kill it
Just 10 more years...
>>50495482URANIUM KINGS will inherit the earthuuUEC
>>50495528Where the fuck do you think you are?
>>50495552Hahaha faggot. The only bigger meme is DWAC
>>50495552
>>50495513I'm gonna be honest, I've been going a little schizo lately and have been making nonsense videos, I had to purge the channel of some of it and stick to my guns.
what are some good low market cap niche gem stocks with recent good news?
>futures
So WHO declared Monkeypee nothing burger. This means they want it to spread like HIV.
>He doesn't know about Red JulyNGMI
>>50495645They had a closed door meeting, nothing has leaked yet.
>and I thought hurricane season was ova
Check the antikythera indicator
>>50495552>uraniumLol. Lmao even.
>>50495668They had a meeting yesterday and it was declared NUFFIN.
>>50495737cool, it did absolutely nuffin to my stock.
>>50495760It was suppose to go either up or go down so I can buy more.
yow guy so gaysmell like milk and gay
I remembered snap took a shit last earnings so I sold some puts before close. Even if I don’t have any physical shares of snap I can still flip the premiums at open tommorow?
>>50495715wut does a 3000 year old bronze age star computer have to do with stocks?
>>50495789Do you even know what an option is dude? >these are the people telling you to buy soxl
Phew well that solves it. Pelosi had nothing to do with it.
>>50495789Anon did you sell puts or buy puts.. you either really fucked up or you made a bunch of money
>>50495834
>>50495832I’m not sure what this response has to do with my post I’m talking about snapchat
>>50495623lol this guys out here trying to pick stocks in 2022 lmao
>>50495855Sold $11.5 puts expiring august 5th
>>50495834She looks way older than she used to. I think the adrenochrome is wearing off and nature is finally taking its course.
>>50495858I lf you sold puts 5hinking it would drop you're a retard. That's what the other guy was saying that you couldn't understand....you know, because of the retardation
LONDON (AP) — As the World Health Organization's emergency committee convened Thursday to consider for the second time within weeks whether to declare monkeypee a global crisis, some scientists said the striking differences between the outbreaks in Africa and in developed countries will complicate any coordinated response.African officials say they are already treating the continent's epidemic as an emergency. But experts elsewhere say the mild version of monkeypoop in Europe, North America and beyond makes an emergency declaration unnecessary even if the virus can't be stopped. British officials recently downgraded their assessment of the disease, given its lack of severity.
>>50495888Yes the price dropped. I was told it didn’t matter if I had the shares or not unlike covered calls
>>50495834>>50495857>>50495876last state of the union she looked like an elderly patient on meth, way worse than biden
>>50495876She's a fucking dinosaur.. Shes 82 years old..
>>50495888Thank you that was, in fact, largely what I was trying to say
>>50495874You fucked up and are probably gonna end up with snap bags... I'm assuming you had the $1150 cash and it's not the worst entry on that tickerYou should disable options since you clearly don't know wtf you are doing.
>>50495908You're just showing us even more why you shouldn't be trading options
anon plays with options and encounters snap_city.mp4
>>50495939I sold 3 of them but I have 8k in settled cash. What do you mean bags? I don’t have any shares
monkeybros…it’s over
>>50496002Your gonna have 300 of em soon... you just agreed to buy 300 shares of a stock you think sucks
Is ESG a real threat to businesses and society or is it a meme?I see people on other boards mentioning it a lot, but as a Stock Market Veteran™ my perception of it is "those weird socially aware funds that hardly anyone invests in." Most money goes into non-esg funds. So why is everyone so worried about it?
>>50496022But if the price is below $11.50 then I make money. Of the price is above $11.50 then I can just buy in at $11.50 and immediately sell.
>>50496008Not happened faggot. Monkey Pee stocks went sideways.. HA HA HA! YOU LOSE!Brace your Anus you are about to get JANUS.
>>50496072Disable options
>>50495552Indeed. It is fortunate there are still many people who don't understand that all the climate change babble is actually the elite's way of handling a looming energy EROI crisis, with high-EROI fuel sources rapidly depleting and ensuring structurally higher and rising real costs of energy for decades.The only things that will outperform fossil fuels will be alternatives to fossil fuels. There will be a massive SMR boom as remaining fossil fuels get too precious to use for electricity, and tremendous pressure to secure fissile fuel supplies. Eventually reprocessing and water extraction will bring it back down, but not before a monster bubble.At some point either the Fed will stop crushing the markets or else they'll keep doing it and print to fund the government tax shortfall. Either way, energy commodities are gonna be THE fucking play for years and really nothing else is even gonna be close.
>>50496052Two words. Fossil Fuels.
Gaysex sisters…
>>50496052>Is ESG a real threat to businesses and societyThose are two different questions
>>50496052ORFN is down 5% so it looks like it.
>>50496022I think he means he sold the contracts
>>50496072You are either retarded and meant to say you bought a put or you are retarded and will find out you'll be purchasing quite a few shares of snap against your will
We’ll be up 200+ tomorrow. Clown world market.
>>50496115Long natural gas. It's America's future for 100+ years. Simple as
>>50496072HOLY SHIT THIS ReTARD EVERYONE LAUGH AT HIM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>50496159I hope so I want uvxy under 11 bux so I can go balls deep in cheap calls for next week
>>50496140Obviously ESG is bad an incentives bad stuff, but my question is how much influence does it actually have.
Saw ‘Nope’>you guys are going to hear a lot about jaws and close encounters.>those are dipshits who can’t see past the messsage of respect for predators and maybe empathy is the only way to tame a beast. >or it’s about a zany monster who eats Hollywood elites!!xDYour decision on philosophy. Ei5rr way it’s definitely the best movie to come out all year
>>50496127>>50496090>>50496008GAYSEX WILL NOT BE STOPPED
>>50496072can you please post the position so i can find out if you bought (buy to open) or sold (sell to open) puts.
>>50496052>Is ESG a real threat to businesses Yes, it almost forces companies to comply with standards of purity not set by the law but by essentially Black Rock. >Is ESG a real threat to societyYes, the biggest companies are now black mailed and paid off to push an agenda on society not because it's correct or good for it, but purely because they are getting paid.
>>50496197I’m working on creative writing, I sold 0 snap options.
>>50496052ESG is why DIS went full faggot
>>50496072Selling (also called writing) a put option allows an investor to potentially own the underlying security at both a future date and a more favorable price. In other words, the sale of put options allows market players to gain bullish exposure, with the added benefit of potentially owning the underlying security at both a future date and a price below the current market price.I didn't know you liked the wonderful company that is snapshit
>>50496217No such thing as creative writing. Just speak from the heart and let an editor do the rest.
I'm exited to see how this one plays out
Prove you own guns
its 100 degrees outside i kind of want to go swimming but im thinking my little beach will be full.
>>50496236He'll be fine if he sells when VIX pumps for FOMC and amazon/apple earnings being shitty
>>50496240officer sir i do not own any firearms thank you have a nice day
>>50496224There is nothing bullish about selling puts. You are playing Mr insurance man and hoping you don't get stuck with someone's bags. It's pretty gay and I personally never do it.
>>50496240I don't think I will.
>>50496240How do you do, fellow anon?I lost mine in a tragic boating accident. :(
>>50496072https://optionstrat.com/build/short-put/SNAP/-220805P11.5
>>50496240Big ups CIA. Shouldn’t you be in /pol/?
Did someone just say Nigger?Oh yeah, I did.
>>50495888>>50495874why do you think it is a good/bad thing to sell puts before something crashes? Seems to me that it is better to sell calls or buy puts before something crashes instead.
>>50496294
Watch and Learn
Anon-chan, I am going to dump the market with the force of a thousand suns, sugoii desu-nay.
>>50496350Who the fuck is this retard?
>>50496052>those weird socially aware funds that hardly anyone invests in." Most money goes into non-esg funds. So why is everyone so worried about it?because a very small minority will be forcing their agenda onto the entire corporate world
>>50496402>that anon who sold snap putsJUST
>>50496402Facebook can buy them now.
>>50496200>it almost forces companies to comply with standards of purity not set by the law but by essentially Black Rock
>>50496350>Gold to 3KI guess that's what they mean by not all experience is good experience. I mean it could happen, but I don't know why the hell he's that confident on it.
>>50496350
>>50496002Oh dear. Please report back next week. Somebody cap this for posterity
>>50496072Oh lawdy
>tfw nearly made up all my losses for the last 6 months by investing in TBLT 4 days agothe stonk market is stupid
>>50496240Hello police. Yes, I am heavily armed. This is how you can be sure my investing logic is sound.
>>50496350>>50496383>Who the fuck is this retardHe's right. Gold will rally off this for years to come.Unless of course it crashes through support then who knows where it stops.
>>50496240>>50496494
>>50496402no no candle sticks are better
>>50496127It’s $14. Most of us starting buying in the 10’s. Why are people treating this stock like it’s AQB @$13? Lol
>>50496240i am armed, AND dangerous
>>50496541I saw this pic the other day here an I was kind of sad. people posted it like it was a typical soiboi but it was probably some poor mentally handicap guy who just wanted to go to disney world and have fun and then all that shit happened
>>50496402>>50496522Companies like chat snap should've never been valued at what they were. It's laughable they ever were.
>>50496564pretty sure they work there.
>>50496564>>50496580yeah, that's a toontown CM costume
>>50496541He doesn't have a mutant fish suicide stack
>>50496402>>50496522So did SNAP save my SQQQ?
>>50496494You are going to wear out the springs in your clips.
>>50496240Is that a single action army aka the greatest handgun ever made with 6 bullets enough to kill anything that moves?
>>50496541what's that jannie doing?
>>50496647watching black people fight
>>50496541did a new disneyworldstar hip hop vid just drop or what
>>50496240not american, sorry
I’m so glad SNAP sucks. It saved my short positions.
>>50496599Google probably will.
>>50496296Correct
>>50495078BECAUSE IT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED YOUR THOUGHTS ARE LAGGING BEHIND REALITY
GAYSEXBROS, ITS OUR TIME
>>50496522Goddamnit why didn't anyone tell me Snapchat had earnings. That's was literally free money. Of course they were going to miss. Fuck you /smg/! All the things I do for you and this is how you repay me?!?
is there anything more depressing than a microwave meal?
Naspoop futas dumpingLol lmao
>>50496718Me not having a gf. I would literally eat microwaved meals for the rest of my life if I could just get a wholesome, virginal, white gf (later wife).
>>50496718Old outdated children's toy technology
>>50496739i have a wife and i'm eating a fucking marie callender's, i'd trade her for a good steak dinner
>>50496739That is not a legitimate deal. You'd be eating microwaved meals either way once you get divorced.
Gonna buy 20k worth of SOXS tomorrow morning and ride it for an ez +20%. I reckon it’ll happen before August
>>50496671Yes a new one did happen the other day
>>50496694ok so why is it good to sell calls/buy puts before something crashes but it's also good to sell puts after something spikes upso if it's a good time to sell calls then it's a good time to buy puts, but if it's a good time to sell puts why isn't it a good time to buy calls?
do you guys feel like the world is getting worse? the economy is in shambles and even everything else is deteriorating. feels despair educing as a mid 20's guy. I know historically people always think things are going to shit but things seem really bad right now man
>>50496072holy shit this is hilarious
>>50496775That’s why I put all those adjectives in front of gf. I don’t want some random bitch, I want a girl who will dote on me like a baby.
all in SNAP leaps tomorrow. tik tok is a national security threat
>>5049680235 YEAR OLD HERE. ABSOLUTELY THIS WORLD IS FALLING APART, IT GETS WORSE AND WORSE ANON, THIS IS ONLY THE START
>>50496802I just want to join the military and use my degree (bachelors in history with an emphasis of African-American history) to get a commission but I don’t know if they would take since I was a former pothead.
>>50496802shit's fucked m8
>>50496802You have two ideas here. It is true the world is, in many ways, the worst it has ever been. But it's also true that past generations have also experienced this (because many of them literally did live through the then-worst time).Take solace in the fact that the young will sympathize with you, as their world will be even more hellish.
>>50495868I’m using the same logic as I do with crypto lol
>>50496867oh damn, I didn't know we had an esteemed knower of niggers in this thread.
red id and we circuit break tomorrow
I heard it's a good time to buy silver. Is silver a Jewish lie?
>>50496892lmao
what the fuck is coming
>>50496802100% agree. I’m 29, married, and we have a 2 year old with another on the way. This very much feels like end game to me. I’m not sure what the financial solution is because we’re probably just pumping due to covert bond purchases. And that means continual inflation. And that means the middle class is getting squeezed.Ultimately my back up plan is to use precious metals to fuck off to Wyoming
i'm fucking sick of zoomers shitting up thrift storesthey used to be comfy
If Biden dies from covid we are fucked. Unironic circuit breakers. What happened to the stock market the last time a president died in office?
>>50496718>is there anything more depressing than a microwave meal?Spending time on /smg/ after trading hours as you have no friends in real life.
>>50496802someone post the meme. you know the one. where you tell your friend it's about to get worse
>>50496934is she even 18 yet? i honestly haven't kept track kek
>>50496907No. The paper derivative scam will eventually fall apart. In our lifetimes likely. Keep precious metals so that if our currency truly does fall apart, you have something of value to pass on to your children
>>50496916The final doompening
>>50496264Most people think selling premium is free money when its really short volatility. In other words, a more conservative form of gambling.
>>50496934>Spending time on /smg/ after trading hours as you have no friends in real life.yeah... imagine, haha
>>50496892it's probably all made up shit on how they invented peanut butter and had their own wall street.We wus stocks and shit
>>50496916baggies losing their life savings
>>50496718Ok she's actually hot. Did you see her books at the end of season 4 when they put her in the freezer? Holy crap bros. Shame her face hit the wall 5 years ago
>>50496964>tfw only 5 years after college and almost all your friends have already drifted apart or moved states
>>50495834>everyone and their mothers knew about the CHIPS act>guy buys stock in a chip company that isnt going to receive any benefit from said CHIPS acti thought /biz/ was a high iq board?
>>50496791palestine isn't even real lol. that land belongs to israel, the chosen and superior race. palestine will die because palestine is a country of useless subhuman sandnigger terrorists.
>>50496916>they're in this much disbeliefkek this bear market rally is going much much higher. Even tomorrow will be neon green.
>>50496916An actual dump to buy in September.
>>50496916Is it time?
>>50496916is it going to go up or down before it goes down
>>50496907kek that family. I wish I could see the looks on their face the moment they realize the pandering won't save them.
>>50496934Bro, why the fuck does she look like Cher. What is wrong with her face.
>>50496718>>50496976looks like a goblina
>>50496984>he had friends in college
>>50497011>assembling IKEA furniture harder than getting fucked in the ass.kek
>>50496905B U L L I S H
>>50497092yeah i'm buying calls in the morninglet's make some h*cking money!
can someone do TA on this chart, want to know if its a good stock to buy
>>50495078If you bought puts, it would have pumped
>>50496916people jumping into calls stinking this is the bottom means its time to "balance" the market.
>>50496454>but I don't know why the hell he's that confident on itECB hiking + Fed's last big hike = DXY is near cycle top. Also 50x amount of cash on the sidelines right now held by big funds than what they held in 2007 during initial housing crash, and they're all going to be looking for some yield in H2 to make up for shit performance in H1. Meanwhile, real inflation rate is still going to be elevated for the next few years.
>>50496990Revelations 3:9
>>50497011absolutely dystopian, the gig economythe only work for regular folks that isn't automated away will be literally being a slave for the elite, running around picking up their pad thai or walking their dogs
>everything pumps on no volume>market closes>FAGMAN companies immediately dumpNo refunds.>>50496916>>50497169>last week reddit is bearish>this week they flipped to bullish>now we go down
>>50495528Anons not afraid of the gays, they are afraid of him.
>all this euphoriayou just know the rally is topping
>>50496992Why do you think that?And what will next week look like?
>>50496958>>50496974>>50496992>>50497004>>50497011>>50497169bearish sentiment still strong, but this graph is 2 weeks oldmost recent AAII survey on 7/20/2022 is -12.6
>>50497183uhh that's already the case if you haven't heard of uber eats
Consensus seems to be that the market is frontrunning the Fed pivoting already.
>>50496614That's fucking nonsense and not how springs work. Repeated compression and decompression is always more taxing than a single compression, even over several years.
>>50497238and if the market is wrong this shit is going to crater to the center of the earth
>>50497208Looks like that weather girl's weight isn't topping.
>>50497222They know how bearish everyone is. VIX will continue to get slammed. 75 bps is announced next week and we're going to pump. Simple as.
>>50496992>>50497169nations taildex indicator is pretty lowit measures the price of puts 3 standard deviations OTM (the markets expectations for a tail/black swan event)
Are futures bullish
>>50497224is this graph showing that another 2008 is coming?
>>50496934I do all my posting at work. I treat every coworker like we are best friends. I don't care what they think or say. I talk over them because their opinion doesn't matter. I make endless cock and asshole jokes and make fun of the zoomer. Life is good.
>>50494963Consumer confidence index is going to make BOBOs cum. I'd take my profits from my swings if I were you niggers. Load up on some spy puts on Monday and you'll make bank
>>50497285no, but the financial system has low liquidity which could theoretically cause something to break
>>50497259>b-b-but the Fed has almost reached the 2yr yield! 5 year inflation expectations are down 0.1%! Unemployment went up a few ticks! A recession is coming, that's bullish! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY PIVOT NOW!Imagine if Apple misses earnings and then the Fed confirms no pivot anytime soon kek
>>50497318I don't think that chart shows what you think it shows
>>50497246You are gay.
>>50497306Bad news is good news now because people are frontrunning a pivot. Look at the reaction today to Leading Economic Indicators for example. Everyone is bullish and hiding out in Apple and garbage tech because they think the pivot is coming
Is now the time to buy bitf?
>>50497343
>>50497343>This time is different
>>50496916i have no idea how old this is, but you do realize this is spiking up to ~80 on nov 2nd?
>>50497343This. Also remember that good news on earnings and employment numbers had negative effects on market over the last few months because that meant the Fed would keep hiking.
>>50497340it indicates below avg market stress as of now, which kind of takes a black swan event off the table
>>50496907It MIGHT do better than gold just on narrative and naked short derivative products like SLV finally getting blown up (realistically: frozen at 100% up and then forcibly cash settled), but it's really not money because central banks don't hold it. Central banks and sovereigns are what matter and they like (and are buying) gold.
>>50497172Even still he's predicting a historical high that gold has never neared. He's suggesting a 76% increase from the current price. While there is going to be inflationary pressures, I don't think that will cause gold to spike to a dramatic historical high. That said, gold will probably see an increase- the extent of which I'm not sure, but I doubt it will be 3k. WTF how is this post spam...
>>50497343>leading economic Indicators Which ones? Cause I'm sure the U.S having poor consumer confidence will tank the market for a day or 2. Why not get some puts and make some momey?
>>50497395nice save anon, you definitely didn't just look it up
>>50497404lol
>>50497400>Cause I'm sure the U.S having poor consumer confidence will tank the market for a day or 2Consumer confidence is literally the lowest its been since the inception of the index. It doesn't matter, if its good that means the economy is strong, bullish, inflation is transitory anyway and peaking so the Fed will cut rates soon. If its awful then the Fed will cut rates soon anyway because the economy is bad. The Fed will cut rates soon. The pivot is coming. >r-r-right?
>>50497395>he thinks the black swan event is off the table?>dump the entire world at once
>>50496350If you think DXY is topping and the Fed is pivoting why would you buy gold? You would do better to buy garbage tech, Tesla, FAGMAN and crypto. Gold will just dump again it has no use as an investment
>>50497385why would the VIX spike to 80 lol
>>50497433We'll ultimately the Fed only wants to make more money and screw over the average American. So yeah I can see them cutting rates
>>50497433yeah just 2 more weeks
>>50497399There's some additional fundamentals in the background that you might not be aware of that will sku how high gold goes over the next 12-24 months. First is that Basel III came into effect this year forced banks to disclose how much paper derivatives they're trading on gold as part of their gold reserves. Pic related. Then consider that BRICS nations are all moving to gold as the core part of their currency basket.
>>50497433you do realize that the fed has cut rates many times during a crash that had no discernible effect? please learn your history first kid>>50497454what do you think nov 2nd is? it's a REALLY big date
>>50496240If I owned a gun, I would have shot myself years ago. It's the one reason I don't own any
>>50497399>>50497462Next to consider is how gold, silver and other commodities perform historically when the S&P 500 to Producer Price Index ratio breaks down. See the pic.
>>50497433the fed will get a soft landing
>>50497433Congress will just force more deficit spending with the chips bill.The fed won't be allowed to cause a crash.
>>50497318just another lagging indicatoreverything is fine until it suddenly spikes after the markets crash
>>50497522>just another lagging indicatoryou're right, it feels kind of pointless to look atdo you know of any reliable leading indicators?
What did you guys sell your gaysex at? Anyone time $15 perfectly?
>>50495568>>50495581WRONG>>50495733nice smiles...for whatever it's worth.https://www.wsj.com/articles/mothballed-uranium-mines-get-new-lease-on-life-as-energy-prices-soar-11654689780https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/the-journal/is-nuclear-power-poised-for-a-comeback/044e7825-b46a-49b3-8281-44b005a3a2a4
>>50497463>nov 2nd is? it's a REALLY big dateunironically no clue.Midterms is November 8th
what's oil doing right now
These guys are saying the recession is here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL51WWuS_so
>>50497548Still holding from 11.30
>>50497488Both gold runup in 1930 and 1971 was after abandoning the gold standard.
>>50497568oil goes up stocks go down
>>50496115check
>>50497589not really, not until crude is in the $120 range
>garbage like SNAP shitting its pants causes legitimate companies like AMD to declineWHY are people actually retarded?
>>50497546FX:USDCAD*150-TVC:DXY-AMEX:JNK-1/(FX:USDJPY-TVC:DXY*4)/150shhh though
>>50497577Checked. Holding in the 11s as well.
>>50497578But not the 2000s run. Given that the economic situation is similar to the 70s energy crisis and staglation scenario, it's not a hard stretch to see that the potential for gold may lie somewhere in between the 1970s and 2000s performance. Regardless, a move to $3000 in the next 24 months before a corrective cycle down is actually really conservative, given the amount of newly created dollars in the system that didn't exist 10 years ago.
>>50497463they're going to do another 2020 style QE if they cut
>>50497617NEW>>50497617NEW>>50497617NEW>>50497617NEW
>>50497632You're supposed to include the text...
How are there unironic shills for Gold ITT? Buy AAPL instead, you'll make more money.
>>50497632
>>50497568Same thing it does every week.Random 5% dump then reversal.I'll say it again. Oil is range bound until SPR release ends. It won't crash until refinery margins collapse. Despite everything, physical markets are still very tight. Inventories are low. Inventories are still draining globally. This needs to reverse, or at least stabilize.
>>50497606what the hell is that
>>50497665Real one cause fuck that weirdo
>>50497666NEW NON NIGGER EDITION>>50497666NEW NON NIGGER EDITION>>50497666NEW NON NIGGER EDITION>>50497666NEW NON NIGGER EDITION
>>50497560fomc meeting on nov 2nd. rape hike day
>>50497652>How are there unironic shills for Gold ITT? Buy AAPL instead, you'll make more money.Is buying AAPL the contrarian play right now? No, it's late adopter safe money manager play. Buy Apple after 2024/2025 with your PM gains.
>>50496984>5 yearsLmao I never saw them again after we dropped each one off at the airport after graduation.
>>50496718Is there anything more based than a succulent Chinese meal?
>>50497670ngmi sorry
>>50497777GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS! GOOD DAY SIR
>>50497802
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>>50496679how j-ish is that 5y chart tho fr fr no nigguren bears were right all along fr?
>>50497802is that a different way of modeling vix?
>>50497974It is a way of predicting vixwatch it for a week, take notesyw anon, don't spread it around
>>50498003are you messing with me
>>50498021jesus christ anon, just feed it into TV and watch it for a week. Take notes, watch how it behaves overnight and then what tends to happen with opens
Newbie here, best online brokerage site to use? Don't need to have access through my phone but that would be a plus. Also are taxes relatively easy to figure out once I sell or what? Appreciate any advice in advance
>>50496907I grew up Christian, I am a devout member of the church to this very day.Jesus loves you and I highly recommend becoming a member of a bible believing church.That being said, I never understood how anyone could look at life on earth, see this religion and only take part of it to heart, like if the bible is wrong on anything the whole religion falls apart.Secondly if there is no God, or at least if the God(s) are not the Christian God, how do you not immediately start advocating eugenics?
>>50496916this is what it looks like when the market is oversold and people start buying back inbull run or bull trap, you decide but these numbers seem normal given the results of the last few days.
Buy and hold these in the long runUSMJPAOGOMIDZOMCBTCAll are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!
>>50497777checked for Democracy Manifest
>>50498339Robinhood. Seriously
>>50497123TA is crap. You can recreate all the famous patterns by flipping coins then moving a line up or down by one point depending on the coin flip. People who use TA make no more money than people who do nothing but buy and hold.
So far I've gained 3 months of runway this month!
>>50494963just this once I feel I am being rewarded, my wagie career is coming to an end.