/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50495887
life insurance policy. pay a jew lawyer $500 to read the fine print to make sure there's no 'sorry goy, no cancer' clause.

>>50495887
My condolensces anon.

>>50495909
are there frens in heaven fren?

>>50495947
sorry, but frogposters don’t go to heaven

>>50495980
>at least I can find solace in the fact you will meter be a woman

>>50495887
Stop eating immediately

>>50495909
>stage 3 cancer
>new life insurance policy
good luck with that

>>50496004
no
I can't keep it down half the time but I enjoy the taste

my wife gets CHAMPVA insurance.for life and m kids college is paid for

>100% permanent and total military disabled

I took care of those thi gs early but I need them to thrive not just survive

>>50496028
Your body is trying to tell you something

>>50496085
I have cancer retard
they are doing everything in their power to help me.keep food down

my body wants to shut down in response to stimuli
my mind wants to FUCKING LIVE
this is the type of thing that separates those with souls and the mindless NPC type

ILL SEE YOUR FIRST BIRTHDAY EVIE I PROMISE

>>50496125
immediately begin a fasting routine. fasting is a near total panacea

Do you have a pork pie hat?

>>50495947
i hope so. but don't discount medical science. you could still live a long life. best wishes, that's some challenging shit to deal with.

>>50495887

Based wife. You are lucky you will still get to reproduce. Having a kid is like becoming immortal

You know what to do anon

>>50496125
good luck bro
you are blessed

>>50495887
Too late for you now.
You should've invested before getting a kid.

More responsibility next time

>>50495909
What kind of insurance company would get a almost dead client?

>>50495887
Start cooking meth

>>50495887
you should've invested in yourself and you wouldn't be in this situation. tendies may look nice on the tray, even with a little dipping sauce on the side, but that's why you have stomach cancer nigga. never forget who did this to you.

read anthony william's books

>>50495887
But I just wanted to tell you that I will genuinely be praying for you. I will be believing that your cancer is cured, so you won't have the urgency to make it anymore. Stay strong for your wife. It will be okay.

>>50495887
Hell or high water movie bro
If not larp I wish you the best
I know it doesn't mean much but still

>>50495887
Cancer cells are valid and cute please don't hurt them anon

>>50495887
You have an abundance of parasites anon, start consuming pure pine turpentine and sugar in a 1:1 ratio first thing in the morning, then drink water and don't eat for 2 hours afterward. Do this 5 days a week for 7 weeks and adjust from there if you need to.

>>50496169
this

>>50495887
consider it this way
by the time they catch up with you and drag your ass to court? wont be making a fuck of difference.
do with this opportunity what you must.

>>50496844
>drink this undiluted paint thinner anon it'll help your gut

>>50496125
>evie
>daughter raised by single mother
I don’t know how to tell you this anon but your daughter is gonna turn out to be a whore and there’s nothing you can do about it

>>50495887
Why did I read biopsy as boypussy

>>50496868
This isn't the turpentine you get from the craft store dumbass this is food grade and it's used in flavoring. You should take some too, I hear it cures homosexuality.

>>50496875
see if he was legit?
/biz/ could adopt her
raise her proper like
>>50496883
fucksake anon.

>>50496888
>strawman
I mostly want to know how lower intestine worms gives you upper stomach cancer

better call saul

>>50496888
>'food grade' turpentine
whose going first then?

>>50496959
I mean he’s already dying so

>>50497008
>gets cured of autism
>dies

>>50496125
Just love your wife and child till the end spend the money on nice little things for yourselves

>>50495887
Show paper proof of diagnosis (time stamp included) within 5 mins then I may help you out.

>>50496125
If you can start stomaching things — meat based diet. Medium rare steaks, raw PASTURE RAISED eggs (yes, unironically), high quality dairy, kefir, filtered quality water, raw honey, no fucking seed oils, no refined sugar, get enough SUNSHINE.

What is current diet like?

>>50497151
Since you’re probably not here I’ll give you 30

>>50495887
>Find a job that overs a life insurance benefit as part of their corporate benefits package. My company does 2x annual salary. Preconditions won’t matter because the company buys the policy not you, and risk is spread out over the entire employee base.
>if symptoms deteriorate go out on long term disability while undergoing treatments to ensure company can’t fire you resulting in loss of life insurance policy.
>open tax deferred retirement and education accounts
>open gofundme referencing cancer and unborn daughter and pay influencers to spread on social media for awareness. Tie it into roe v wade being overturned saying your wife is undergoing forced birth with the prospect of losing you
>look into clinical trials for new drugs. There is a lot of stuff legal in Europe that isn’t available in the states. Specifically look into immunotherapy treatments. Not sure if it directly relates to stomach cancer, but there was a recent trial in colorectal cancer that saw 100 percent remission in patients, trial was run by Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (MSKCC)

I’m sorry you are going through this anon. I lost my mom to cancer and my dad is currently in treatment, best of luck

>>50495887
>Find a job that offers a life insurance benefit as part of their corporate benefits package. My company does 2x annual salary. Preconditions won’t matter because the company buys the policy not you, and risk is spread out over the entire employee base.
>if symptoms deteriorate go out on long term disability while undergoing treatments to ensure company can’t fire you resulting in loss of life insurance policy.
>open tax deferred retirement and education accounts
>open gofundme referencing cancer and unborn daughter and pay influencers to spread on social media for awareness. Tie it into roe v wade being overturned saying your wife is undergoing forced birth with the prospect of losing you
>look into clinical trials for new drugs. There is a lot of stuff legal in Europe that isn’t available in the states. Specifically look into immunotherapy treatments. Not sure if it directly relates to stomach cancer, but there was a recent trial in colorectal cancer that saw 100 percent remission in patients, trial was run by Memorial Sloan Kettering Cancer Center (MSKCC)

I’m sorry you are going through this anon. I lost my mom to cancer and my dad is currently in treatment, best of luck

>>50495909
That's not how any insurance works bud.

Facing ones inevitable end is hard. Especially when young, without an old life lived-upon to reflect..i get for you Op.
Trust that there was no suffering before your current conscious self came to be... Surely there will be no suffering after... For how can you mourn what was lost, if you no longer have the ability to understand the loss time.
And if I'm wrong, if the grand fallacy holds true and your current self survives... well... You'll see us all again quite soon

>>50497166
Bump for op

>>50495887
best thing to invest in is your soul anon, get a bible, start attending church. not just your soul but your wife and kid's souls so you can see them again in heaven someday.

>>50495909
>life insurance policy
Life insurance doesn't want any cancer patient

>>50496125
>>50495887
look up alternative cancer cures retard

>>50497166
LARP but good on ya onyways anon.

>>50497645
I have the VA but honestly it's more of a detriment than a benefit

>>50495887
>how do I make sure they are comfortable in the future
Give me her digits

>>50496844
What the fuck are you on about retard?
>Just drink a toxic substance bro. It will cure your parasites
>cure stomach cancer?

borrow money from all available family members, where you can get them to just give it to you. try to get her a deposit on a cheap, bare bones property walking distance from either her parents or your parents. seek the best available medical advice and spare no expense on consultation, not all doctors are created equal. good luck.

>>50498447
I have four properties 3 rentals
Im only 34
I only have about 1k in silver
about 1k in crypto
I need to diversify my situation

>>50495887
this is a LARP but im going to tell you how I fixed my cancer:

>last year started having strange pains in chest and groin
>keeps getting worse and worse as the months go by
>have painful morning wood, like shooting pain in my boner
>find small tumor around the base of my penis
>hate doctors so look for alternate cures
>find out about fenbendazole so order a shit ton of the paste used for farm animals
>also have some horse paste on hand too kek
>sloppily dosing these and feeling depressed and facing my impending mortality
>read about how iron levels are related to cancer
>get idea to do self phlebotomy to lower my iron levels. I have constant pain in my body and I dont want to deal with chemotherapy and arrogant doctors so why not
>buy equipment to perform phlebotomy online
>psyche myself up to take my own blood, very messy at first but get used to it
>I remove like a pint of blood my first week, over the next few days the painful morning erections and pain in my chest area stops
>stop doing self phlebotomy and go on vacation, eat steak and other kinds of meat like crazy for two months, pain starts coming back
>oh shit, do phlebotomy again as soon as I return and remove two pints of blood
>pain disappears again
>currently feel fine, seems like my cancer scare was related to iron levels in body
>seems like the fenbendazole and horse paste wasnt even necessary

I cant believe I wrote all that up, anyways hope you find it interesting. not medical advice faggot

>>50499409
>not medical advice faggot
noshit.
redpill us on self-phlebotomy
what do you need & how much did it cost?

>>50495887
Just dropping in to say good luck anon.

If I were to give any advice, it's that I've read that fasting "starves" the cancer.

>>50499409
you're a special kind of retard

>>50499409
absolutely based, i quit eating meat a few years ago and immediately i stopped feeling like something died in my digestive track every morning

>>50499531
how?
hes figured out removing pints of blood cures erections. All seems medically sound to me. The cure for coomers is in.

>>50496125
>>50498540
>>50495887
Larping faggot I have lymphoma and I never would sit here and post about it and ask for investment advice....
God damn this shits super low especially to someone like me who is in crippling deathly pain and will likely result in my early demise.

I have nothing and will continue to have nothing, cancer took everything from me including my life savings, you aren't fighting shit dude and honestly the phoneposting proves it.

>>50499409
>fenbendazole

listen to this anon, i know it sounds crazy but dog dewormer actually has cancer fighting properties. if op is still here you can find all kinds of schizo groups on tg that will help you.

>>50495887
Make tiktoks documenting your cancer stuff

After a few months of videos, start shilling a product you like/enjoy

>you might get lucky and open a revenue stream for your wife and child

>>50495887

>Aprox 25 out of 100 people (around 25%) with stage 3 stomach cancer will survive their cancer for 5 years or more after they're diagnosed.

Damn. Praying for you, OP.

I can't for the capsaicin guy to find this thread and order OP to munch a stomachful of habaneros to cure his cancer

>>50499409
bitch you probably have hereditary hemochromatosis and you never had cancer. Go get a hemochromatosis test (simple dna/spit test) and your ferritin levels checked. I had similar symptoms appear (chest pains, racing heart, neuropathy in my extremities) and it turned out my ferritin was 500 when a normal person's is 50-100. A dozen phlebotomies sorted me out and now I just donate blood once a quarter to maintain.

>>50495887
>stage 3 stomach cancer
>even if
you have a 75% chance of being dead within the next five years

>>50497576
Best answer in this thread.

>>50499441
I used the following:
>16 gauge syringe
>plastic tubing that fits onto the end of the syringe
>medical tape to secure syringe to plastic tubing
>jar for blood to flow into
>manual blood pressure cuff with hand pump ball thing (I use it like a tourniquet to help pump up veins)
>alcohol wipes
altogether it costed like $50 dollars. for me the real difficulty with self-phlebotomy was the mental hurdle of doing it

>>50499531
>fixes own cancer problem cheaply and relatively safely
>gets called a retard
cope

>>50499542
thanks anon

>>50499805
by chest pains I meant that it felt like I had a proto-tumor there or something, I didnt mean literal chest/heart type pains. anyways explain the small tumor on my penis

iron is cancer food chud, its not rocket science. reduce the amount of iron in the body and it will weaken the cancer too

>>50499409
Very interesting. Guys don’t need as much iron like us. We menstruate and lose a shit ton of iron. Iron deficiency it’s a female thing. Instead of buying a machine why dint just donate blood weekly?

>>50495887
damn. my prayers are with you Anon.
love your wife and kids invest in your soul and invest in good gems for them like bnb, eth, vra, and Axl.
i pray God helps you in this.

>>50495887
Unironically bsc and eth shitcoins.
They're the only place where you can turn your 20k into something that your family can live off and do it fast.
Although you'll need to change your strategy, gone are the days where you could just buy some shitcoin and hold for 10 days for a 100x. Right now you have to flip them daily.
Let's say you start with 1k, you buy $100 worth of a promising small cap shitcoin (I'm talking even lower than 50k mcap), you sell the same day for $200.
Rinse and repeat. It'll take skill and practice to identify the good plays from the bad ones tho.

>>50495887
There's a documentary on AMC and Netflix about what to do if you get stage 3 cancer. You start cooking meth. Fucking moron, educate yourself.

>>50495887
Sell your liver
Rage against the bad guys before leaving this world

>>50500752
You didnt have cancer shizo bro. I made the same mistake but eventually I visited a doctor and found out it was a ganglioma. Also don't forget to take your meds again :)

>>50501527
Where do you find them fren?

>>50496875
She may still remove her breasts to prevent cancer (since the docs will advise it for "safety") and turn into a man just like her father. But men have prostate cancer too.

>>50496883

>>50496028
Jesus christ man good luck I'm sorry to hear this

>>50497706
Did. Sure "retard" is spelled correct coz results come kinda retard.

>>50495887
>what do I invest in now to make it?
Accept thet its over, you dont have enough time left to fix it so just market buy chainlink and then write instructions so your kid can one day access these tokens and live a billionaire lifestyle.

>>50495887
Why are people larping for attention so bad. Pathetic

>>50495887
Do a 7 day fast
You have nothing to lose
Might help with chemo
Or stop tumor development

>Anon makes a breaking bad shitpost
>biz swallows the bait along with the pole and all

>>50496028
The idea is to starve the cancer and start taking Chlorine Dioxide treatment to kill the cancer. It’s a fungus/rot. You can clear it out. Cancer is not what the Pharma Bros tell us it is.

>>50495887
if not a larp i hope you somehow fucking make it big time. i have pre cancer stuff in esophagus for some years

>>50495887
Start fasting ASAP. Get your body into autophagy (self eating)

>>50496844
The commenters have no idea people gave their kids teaspoons of pine turpentine once a month in the old days to keep them parasite free. Unread heathen.

>>50495887
get a shitload of debt from kike banks, doubt they know of your health sitch. max your credit card debt. gift your wife the money, or buy assets she can sell later with minimal loss of value. gift everything to her, then divorce her legally. doubt the kikes will be able to expropriate her stuff. talk this out with a lawyer.

gl fren. very sorry for you and ur family.

>>50495887
The current inflation spells the doom that's about to come, good enough you're not thinking like some bullshit niggas OP.
Invest in a low cap L1 quantum resistant blockchain and get your fuckin family a lifetime investment deal as a developer on a platform that's built a lot of automation and integration to help freelance developers, blockchain development companies and enterprises start their blockchain PoCs as fast as possible.

>>50495887
Get life insurance

>>50495887
https://www.vitaminb17.in/therapies-and-protocols-vitamin-b17/
Worth a shot

>>50501500
Looks like you only mentioned ETH... Best ever, biggest crypto to invest in

>>50495887
GME brother. Perfect time for it too. You might not WAGMI but your wife will

>>50506993
Asshole, wtf is ETH doing in your bag when you'll die of gas fees. Fuck it!
ETH stores each and every hash/piece
of information on each and every device whereas QAN ensures every private data is retrievable only on nodes with proper permissions.

>>50495887
Turn your wife to a whore and make cool money...

>>50497099
No wife will understand when there is no fuckin money...

Invest massively in crypto passive income.

>>50495887
no way to turn 20k into something that can support a family for the next 20 years, sorry anon

if she's hot, she can probably make some money doing onlyfans as a preggo

>>50495887
Sell meth anon

>>50507343
This retard is crazy... Wtf wife is she if she can't get her brain to work.
Good enough crypto is making a lot of investors rich by solving the shit problems enterprises and developers face when using currently available blockchain by building a platform from scratch that does not require them to make compromises

>>50496125
praying for you sir, God bless you

OP, starts smoking weed

>>50498540
Alright so there’s a couple east ones if security for your child is the goal:
Number one, retirement account in trust for the child to be released to them at age 30. 20 grand in such an account would give them a lump sum of about 250k before taxes but after any fees. You could also start an ira in trust for them that they can’t touch til they retire which would ensure they get to retire in style: 2.4 mil at age 60. Or you could use a single payment annuity for them which acts like a pension and will give them monthly income for their whole life starting at age 40 or 50.
If you’re still lurking man know this. It was always about the next gen. The boomers fucked us, the best thing we can do is ensure our childrens future. And you’re doing that. You made it.

>>50495887
>I am gonna die
>How should I lose rest of my money

Just dont

>>50495887
fix your diet, exercise, and sleep as much as you can, so you can be there for your kid as long as possible. the most valuable thing to them will be memories of their father

>>50495887
Or better idea
>Buy assault rifle
>Kill lot of people
>Die
>Let your wife write autobiography about her life with mass murderer
>Add explicit sex scenes and existential horror
>Profit

Drink distilled water with small quantities of hydrogen peroxide

People still responding to this bullshit larp, pathetic this board is complete garbage and this is coming from a guy with actual cancer not like OP who is some larping 8 post frogposting faggot.

>>50497258
why everyone be getting cancer?
>>50499805
honestly extremely hot peppers probably cure a lot of things. you think parasites can survive thai chile peppers? nah.
>>50499588
>dog dewormer actually has cancer fighting properties.
I'd believe it.

>>50495947
yes fren

>>50496875
Cunt