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>> No.50492094

good

>> No.50492103

Why though

>> No.50492111

Did they finally admit that they store all snaps permanently in a datacenter?

>> No.50492121

its just earnings you brainlets, same as nflx few months ago

>> No.50492123

>>50492103
>>50492111
missed earnings

>> No.50492140

>>50492111
They missed earning by -400% top kek

>> No.50492606

>>50492123
>>50492140
how? isnt snapchat one of the most downloaded apps?
did they hire an indian female ceo or something?

>> No.50492636

>>50492606
no one uses snapchat anymore. tik tok and instagram...

>> No.50492739

>>50492636
Only faggots use tiktok and instagram

>> No.50492751

>>50492739
ie everyone

>> No.50492759

>>50492739
Amen.

>> No.50492767

12p/12ips nice
not anymore tho

>> No.50492881

Thank god I sold this shit in 2019.

>> No.50492957

>>50492103
Zoomers and Gen Alpha don’t use it.

>> No.50493085

Founder already made it and became a billionaire. He couldn't care less about what happens to it

>> No.50493124

>bruh crypto needs regulation bruh
>like protect your money against volatility and shieet bruh

>> No.50493170

>>50492739
TikTok is for zoomers and gen alpha and they're 30% and 99% gay so RIP Snapchat

>> No.50493185

>>50492071
This was priced in

>> No.50493232

>>50492071
Fuck I should've bought puts, they went fucking 200x in 5 mins last earnings

>> No.50493250

>>50492123
>>50492140
Not just missed earnings they didn't even provide Q3 guidance. It's that bad.

>> No.50493500

>>50493250
Macro conditions they've never seen before.

>> No.50493548
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50493548

>>50492071
I went to google to see how bad it was and found it green. I was puzzled for a couple seconds until I realized google defaulted to the Argentinian Peso. That's what I love about living in this country (and earning my money in Crypto/USD) even when I lose I'm still up.

>> No.50493558

>>50493548
Based

>> No.50493579

Good. Hopefully they'll reduce their login security now by culling staff. Keep getting sus

>> No.50493593
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50493593

more like snipchat :DDDDDD

>> No.50493614

>>50492606
When Snapchat went public they literally admitted they had no plan on how to be profitable in the future, and more importantly, they didn't care and didn't plan to do anything about it. The fact that even with the dump it's still 3x higher than it's ATL is insane.

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50493620

>>50493593
do not kill crab

>> No.50493625

>chat and media sharing app where messages and media disappear after you read them
How was this abomination ever worth more than one cent is something historians will struggle to explain.

>> No.50493643

>>50493620
They taste good unfortunately

>> No.50493665

>>50493085
just sell it to the chinks

>> No.50493667

>>50492071
Rip snap chat, had a lot of women from/soc/ send me lewds live during its hayday.

>> No.50493677

>>50493620
cute

>> No.50493694

>>50493643
live forever but be fucking delicious, straight out of a cursed superpower thread

>> No.50493706

snap not having a web app was fucking stupid
and you cant find anyone on it the way its set up, no hashtags or shit

they unironically ignored everything that made tiktok and IG make normies want to use it

>> No.50493749

>>50493706
I cannot for the life of me see how I would even use a web or desktop app for snapchat. I personally just stopped using it even though I was in groups with all my homies. We just use insta and whatsapp instead now.

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50493866

Datchat bros... it's our time to shine

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>>50492111
imagine how much CP they have in those databases

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50493993

>>50493620
I need to sacrifice it for the sake of my skin clarity and elasticity!! Marine collagen is easily absorbed...

>> No.50494038

>>50492140
How do you miss an earning by 400%? It should be 100% at maximum

>> No.50494195

>>50493694
kek

>> No.50494529

>>50493993
by eating it or some sort of cum-like fluid?

>> No.50494649

Remember when Netflix rugged and everyone thought it was an isolated case and not something bigger in the making? Yeah...

>> No.50494675
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50494675

>>50492111

>> No.50494697

>>50492071
Looks like it finally snapped.

>> No.50494745
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50494745

Snap employee here...

>> No.50494872

i thought everything was priced in wtf

>> No.50494990

>>50492111
You'd have to be pretty dumb to not assume that was the case by default.

>> No.50495063

>>50494745
>former

>> No.50495704

>>50492103
>sooo, our earnings are bad but WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS TRUST US BROS
Okay, what's your forward guidance for Q3?
>uhh, well... just trust us bro
*stock dumps 30%*

>> No.50496313

>>50493620
that's a ;pndyrt

>> No.50496337

>>50494745
Are you allowed to short your own company ?

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50496389

>>50493593
>>50493620

>> No.50496482
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50496482

>go out to the bay at dusk
>fidlers
>fidlers everywhere
>scoop em up by the dozen into my bucket
>play nice now
>observe them crawl all over each other in the bucket
>they eventually calm down
>are you friends now?
>gently tilt the bucket
>they slide out like a serene crustacean waterfall
>they linger a moment on the sand before they disperse