/biz/ - Business & Finance

Fuck niggers

look at this chart and tell me you don't see a head and shoulders forming
could go up to .75 but that will make things drop even faster :3

>>50490625
Sup bruh...

This is the real threaD

Power hour

my upro is up 15% lads
my svix is up 8%

Are we all just trading off technicals ? if so this rally ends very soon.

a little bit of chicken fried

>>50490662
yea... fucking ay what a day to be a bear.

>>50490666

The stocks I want to buy are still below when I sold them months ago but this is getting ridiculous

GOD DAMNIT SIGA

based frog, pacifico is delicious

Siga hoes ):

>>50490611
>>50490647
Good thread
>>50490662
not so fast, kiddo

Bros what if Biden actually got monkeupox instead of covid?

>>50490611

>>50490699
It's not going anywhere without news, one way or the other.

This move up is all retail

This is why most people lose money in the market. If you buy here you deserve to lose everything; pigs get slaughtered

siga? more like ligma

Only fags and fag enablers stay in no links threads.

ASMB will be acquired.

You are warned.


ASMB stock ladies.

>>50490768
damn, he's right..

>>50490768

>Last week
Retail can't effect the market retard!
>This week
This fake & gay pump is all retail!

>>50490768

>>50490611
How long until the market dumps?

We have the sentiment for it.

We have the technicals all showing triple tops and head and shoulders on various tickets.

We now have an excuse for the news to blame why the market is dumping.

Have you loaded up on puts yet?

So, it truly was the bottom, wasn't it? The NDX-100 just keeps pumping. When it pumps over grim environment, it means bad news is good news again. Thus it's the best clown index to profit from the bullrun.

>>50490748
are we supposed to guess at what that is

DOES SNAPCHAT BEAT OR MISS EARNINGS AHHHHH

Are ppl still arguing with bulls? i too know what it’s like to be euphoric

If this trade does not work out i have exactly enough money set aside to pretend to move out of the country, but actually kill myself without my family knowing.

Haven't looked at the actual numbers but how did tlsa beat earnings despite underperforming on both margins and revenues?

>>50490845
Evens = beat
Odds = Miss
Dubs = Taken over by Microshit

>>50490839

I need pussy.

also long TQQQ

>>50490855
my prediction is the market drops 6% between now and eod tomorrow

>>50490748
keep up the innovative posting anon!

>>50490857
Lol. My dude.

>>50490857
What was your thinking?

>>50490880
so 8% gap down and 2% no volume float up during market hours?

>>50490845
miss my dude

>>50490857
dude based

>75 bps is the expected rate hike
The fed is gonna be gay and do exactly that and then there will be a pump because rate hikes are bullish now
Fucking nigger market

>>50490870
they sold 75% of their bitcoin

>>50490768
>Only fags and fag enablers stay in no links threads.
Here, here!

>>50490857
Should be easy exit next week for sick gains fren

>>50490857
Why the fuck would you buy OTM options if you are worried about losing money?

just buy ITM options during Dips ffs

>>50490906
i dunno but this market moves on a whole lot of nothing right now in both directions
im not convinced the market is still not in sell every rally mode once gamma comes down

10 year under 2.9% and TSLA is up 11%. Truly pottery

>>50490917
>Tesla sells their BTC
>BTC still pumps
???

>>50490870
Lmfao market rallied on cv being gay, tsla selling bitcoin to stay afloat, and something a bull said that was so stupid I knew that was the sign we haven’t reached capitulation yet. Bulls will give this money right back to the void and after(if) retail pays the bills this month, $ disappears so no marginal buyer at these rates lmfao

>>50490870
Selling bitcoin at a loss is bullish apparently

>>50490945
yes, and that's a very good thing, heres why!

Am I the smartest person in the thread? Make $1050 if TSLA is below 890 in two weeks lose $3950 if it's above 895.

>>50490845
i wanted to buy, but saw insiders sold june through july at $14. dont see why they would do it if they anticipate good earnings.

>>50490940
>down 50% from last TSLA report

>>50490938
gamma does what gamma does bro

>>50490940
correction.. TSLA SOLD their BTC.... past tense, i.e during the quarter... likely while Giga shanghai was closed. that pump? from 20kback to 24, could have very well been them re-purchasing..

If I don’t keep buying medical marijuana my marijuana dividend stock might underperform.

>>50490938
short squeeze

Will print?

Joe Biden will pass on the night of July 26th

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>>50491000
Can you faggots do anything right?

>>50490940
>Coming into the quarter Tesla (ticker: TSLA) held roughly 42,000 coins it had purchased for about $30,000 apiece, on average.

>Bitcoin ended the quarter at just under $19,000, giving Tesla a loss of more than $11,000 for every coin it still held. Happily for the auto maker, it had already sold most of its Bitcoin at a higher price during the quarter.

>If Tesla had held on to all its Bitcoin, it could resulted in an asset write down of $460 million or $470 million. Tesla did record a charge against earnings, but it doesn’t seem to be anywhere near as large as that.

>Before the worst of the Bitcoin declines, Tesla sold about 75% of its holdings, adding almost $1 billion in cash to its balance sheet. Roughly speaking, that means Tesla sold about 31,500 Bitcoins for about $30,000 each.

mommy

the sour hour dump will be glorious

>>50491017
>Joe Biden will pass on the night of July 26th

Need this to happen by Monday

>>50491029
this one was linked in other thread.

>>50490940
retard they sold at like 29k. not now

>Can you faggots do anything right?

>>50491029
MOM GET OUT OF MY THREAD OMG

>>50491029

I wish TD would stop with this $7 trade BS

ASMB stock ladies 28 minutes.

You have 2i minutes

>>50491029
/SMG/ IS A CONFIRMED MEGA DRAW HOLY BASED BRUTHER WE ARE GOING TO THE TOP BRUTHER

>>50490901
Not wanting to live, just being afraid to die

I already sold my house and lost over 100k elsewhere. Either i buy happiness or i make it harder and harder to justify not killing myself.

>>50491046
well it didn't..

>>50491044
>it had purchased for about $30,000 apiece, on average.
>Tesla sold about 31,500 Bitcoins for about $30,000 each.
TLDR
>>50491059
you and me both.. i was hope for a race to the bottom from brokerage fees. TD holding on for dear life

>>50491045
yeah, that is a man, I can tell from the pixels

>>50491072
Bot

>>50491076
could have literally just bought polygon at like 30 cents or soxl at 10

>>50491088
I like their UI.. as gay as that sounds. fuck fee's though, I hope they stop that

>>50491044
I thought it was at a loss but I guess not

>>50491029
More threads is more gooder

bobros..

>>50491099
But that might actually work. Options are guaranteed to end up worthless eventually. Even my fucking dog would be happier without me.

>>50491029
Never reply to me again.

>>50491097
No

>>50491076
Do me this internet stranger a favor. When the >final bell rings, get your last work.
>Find a quite privet place where you are
>Pray to God, ask him for guidance, ask him to reveal his plan for you
>Listen and walk his plan.

No matter what happens- hang in their Anon, you are loved. Jesus saves and Christ is King.

COME ON SOXL $19 CLOSE YOU CAN DO IT

>>50491073
HH

>>50491119
There are no genders why is AI such a chud

>>50491122
jesus loves you and wants you to be happy

>>50490611
SOMEONE TELL ME THEIR NICHE GEN STOCK THATBHAS A LOW MARKET CAP AND GREAT RECENT BEWS PLEASE

Noticing the /cmmg/ threads are a bit more lively this week. What do they know that we don't?

>>50491119
>gender reveal 9/11

>>50491076
Zoom out on UVXY. Volatility depreciates over time. You bough OTM calls with a short expiration date. And are betting against the long term trend of the underlying. But don't kill yourself over some fucking numbers.

>>50491105
>recorded a charge against earnings
It was at a loss those faggots at Efron 2.0 just spun it as good management because it could have been "more bad". Confirmed TSLA investors can't even process the word salad from their snake oil cult

>>50491059
>>50491088
What's with that
>TD $7
today?
I've read it several times but what does it mean?
t. non American

>>50491139
Here's another AMD frog bro

I am getting heemed top to bottom. Just ring the fucking bell, so I can start drinking ffs

>>50491158
Gayhorse Silver must be mooning this week then

strictly financially speaking, should I do leftover pulled pork or leftover steak with my mashed potatoes and corn for dinner?

BÄNG BÄNG
FIRE FLY

Not even green days can save uranium now. Uranium is kill

>>50491185
>so I can start drinking ffs
this Anon has discipline- well done.

>>50491188
Yes.

>>50491119
>gender reveal 9/11

>excuse me, mods?
>yes, I found a post that's based
>I think it should be the new banner for /biz/
>NO I WILL NOT HOLD

>>50491164
I know.

poopy bear, poopy bear
dancin on your grave
poopy bear, poopy bear
stomping on your corpse
poopy bear, poopy bear
where have you gone
poopy bear, poopy bear
the bank sold your home

>>50491188
Steak, save the pulled pork to make bbq sandwiches tomorrow.

>>50491182
they charge 7$ per trade for their canadian customer

>>50491191

>>50491188
pulled pork- steak for breakfast.

>>50490857
You should be fine, FOMC is next week just dump your contracts when uvxy hits 17

>>50491219
Is this considered cheap and competitive in Canada?

>>50491178
>because it could have been "more bad".
That's literally what driving the entire market at this point, fucking clown market

>>50491182

>>50491238
no, there are better options but some are still worse

>>50491185
watcha in bro?

Good afternoon, fellow traders.

>>50491029
no

>>50491251
>>50491244
Jesus...
Isn't tastyworks available in Canada?

>>50491238
honestly.. No.. its robbery. Questrade is 4.99, CIBC is 6.99, Wealthsimple is free if i recall. TD has the superior platform, and refuses to budge on price..

>>50491264
howdy

More calls

>>50491274
no... regulatory hurdles.

>>50491158
It's not. It's at an all time low and inching closer to getting delisted. Only pajeets are trying to pump it now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6RKjaifgSY

>>50491215
>meat absolutely raw
>goys all standing around with plates ready to eat with the "my benzos are peaking" shit eating grins

Reh

>>50491230
There will be no FOMC dump. The rate hike was already priced in. I’m lighting money on fire with a 1% chance of success so if they check my books when they figure out i’m dead they will think i tried and just failed because i’m an idiot.

>>50491276
Yeah. Thinkorswim probably is still one of the best retail platforms.
The platform and the data feeds are still free of charge with an TD account, even in Canada?
>>50491293
Well, of course...

>>50491309
SIRS

>>50491315
I'll believe it when the trend brakes, although I do believe we're in an overall uptrend. FOMC dump then return to pump, go a little higher, dump in August, pump into the september pivot.

Are we literally going to crab into close?
Fucking seriously?!

>$19
>$19
>$19

the fuck are you people doing

>tsla
i seriously don't understand where this liquidity being thrown at them comes from? It's like hedge funds take a break to do horse racing bets during their earnings. Even Ford is going to outproduce them by 2025.

>>50491350
No lol

>>50491313
>he doesn't eat his burgers raw
NGMI

>>50491369
it's called a short squeeze

SPY POOMPA TO 400

BREAKING

NEWS

SPY POOMPA TO 400

GOD BLESS DONALD TRUMP

>>50491315
Someone post the image where we have dumped on every single FOMC this year... why would this one be different?

If anything the market ripping will justify a 100bps hike... they want to stop inflation do you really think they are going to let zoomers go back gambling on otm calls for a living instead of waging?

>>50491387
Last time the market went up on FOMC day, down hard the next day

>>50491345
The downtrend is slight from here on out. No one is going to be surprised by a .75bps hike and a lower one will be bullish in the short term. The powers that be are doing everything they can to keep volatility down. Inverse that trade.

>>50491262
put mostly

>>50491319
some people are grandfathered into TOS, but they're not letting new accounts be made. they want canadians to use ( and pay for ) Advanced dashboard. $30, per month, unless you do x amount of trades, or have an account valued =>500,000

SOXL IS $19

>>50491384
Its HER turn chud!

S&P 500

DICKS OUT FOR TRUMP

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/SPY

>>50490811
>here’s what you need to know stupid goyim
>here’s what you should believe
I hate modern news and journalism so much.

>>50491384
>And not meaning the woke Disney Hercules but rather the Kevin Sorbo one.

>>50491369
>Ford is going to outproduce them by 2025.
not profitably.. not with 30% margins either.. and not without cannibalizing their existing business..

These bags are the only thing holding up my portfolio today...

>>50491384
Man, fuck this guy, but damned if he isn't comedy unobtanium.

Kneel

>>50491384
No way this is true

so what to expect from fed meeting?

>>50491398
His uvxy calls are till august/Sept he should be fine. There's no way they are gonna let this shit giga rally before inflation cools and black people get jobs

>>50491419
They really are buttfucking Canadians pretty hard.
Well... they never buttfucked the europeans, they just left after foreplay and never returned.

>>50491445
>muh fake ass margins based on credits and bullshit COGS that will never last once long term contracts are up and competition makes them drop their prices
stop repeating stupid shit

>>50491387
>they want to stop inflation
no, they don't

>>50491384
HE'S SO FUCKING FUNNY

>entire market is literally just one fucking company going up 10% and ensuring the index doesn't drop for 2 weeks already
I am so fucking done with this gay fucking shit.

Anyone here trade futures? Is 2k enough to into S&P micros?

>>50491432
Saw that, too. Trump is fucking funny.

>>50491469
Do exactly as expected and pump
If they don't do anything higher than 75 bps there will be a pump because the market is gay (even though it's still an interest hike)

>>50491000
Maybe. When is the Fed meeting?

Who /didntlearn/ here?

>>50491490
Check the margin requirements of your broker and you have the answer.

>>50491384

I love you Donald Trump

2024

>>50491483
RSP the equal weight SP500 etf is up more ytd than spy. So no it isn't aapl, it isn't tesla, it isn't the fagman stocks keeping the market up

>>50491483
and that's a good thing

>>50491399
no one was ever surprised by rate hikes this year yet we kept dumping when they happened. like I said, we're in an uptrend but next week is going to be red and volatile, I'm buying uvxy calls when my cash clears, dumping them after FOMC

>>50491477
Try reading the reports.. 21 Q4 still had 29% margins without credits. stay in denial, idc. buy $F fill your boots. i'm here for the dollars.

>>50491384
Holy fucking based

APOLOGIZE TO MOMMY CATHIE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

>>50491539
I see you also really want to lose money.

>4000

so close to sp 500 4k...

An easy +$30 for SPY in a weeks time.
Yes.

Haven’t been here in about a year what’s the meme nowadays

I hate this gay market

>>50491566
I have been loading shorts last two days as we made our way to 4000k. Now I wait for the crash

>>50491574
Dicks

>stocks

>>50491574
gay sex and SIGA

are there actually people still holding and buying SQQQ or SOXS in this thread?
lol

I bought more SQQQ today
Simple as

Ding ding dong motherfuckers.
Feel free to larp about your gains now.

>>50491601
>Bonds

> +16,793.21 on the day
gg. i'll probably give it back tomorrow.

Pump not over. Buy calls tomorrow

>>50491513
I learned that I was wrong, but I don't know why still.

>>50491631
+$29 on the day

>>50491635
10y future a smooth +1%

>>50491647
well done- nj taking the win

>>50491647
if you just bought puts at 3:59 youd keep gaining

Despite the correction we've had these past 8 months... this is still looking overvalued as fuck.

>>50491631
+.87% and I sold a covered call for a little pocket change.

>>50491508
Tuesday/Wednesday

>>50491648
I hope it is I have no more powder

>Dropped 120k on VOO at $346
>Currently $366
>Futures at $4,000
>Feeling nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

Haven’t been here in over a year. What’s the meme boys

>>50491690
Devilish

>>50491678
Gay sex

>>50491368
/smg/ is the heart of /biz/ and not crypto.

*hits pipe*

Ahem

Is trading crypto the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than trading cryptocurrencies. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are pumping, dumping, swinging and slinging crypto tokens for at least 18 years solely so that the entire Web 3.0 space can go mainstream and become the global platform for trading company stocks on the blockchain. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little cryptoprojects--reading the whitepapers, doing the research, making sure you're picking healthy projects, educating others about the blockchain, learning how to program smart contracts. All of it has one simple result: your tokens are far more enjoyable for the men that will eventually stuff entire blocks full of corporate security and exchange traded fund transactions.

Picked the perfect coin? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random stock trader who had nothing to do with the way your token evolved, will earn millions more than you ever did. He gets to reap the rewards of those near instantaneous transactions and low fees every trading day. He gets the benefits of the superior technology and global 24-hour round-the-clock bull market that came from the way you bag held all those years.

As a man who owns crypto bags, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to create the infrastructure for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>50491690
explain yourself0kyx4

>>50491690
lowest volume day of the year wonder what it means

>>50491662
>this is still looking overvalued as fuck.
based on what measure?

>>50491722
>lowest volume day of the year
Ho lee fuck I didn't realize.

>>50491631
-$119. Price was bleeding all day, then suddenly, literally seconds after market close a huge green candle pushing the price up 3% in an instant, then another instant red candle pushing it back down to where it was. That's a short seller covering and then immediately shorting again, right?

>>50491722
Buyers are saving all their cash to make tomorrow the highest volume day of the year.

You now remember WKHS

AMD getting shanked AH

SNAP bros...

>>50491728
Based on the fact that S&P500-listed company earnings in general, and the economy as a whole, have not improved one iota since 2018. And yet here we are, 25% higher.

HAHAHAHAHA I HAVE AMD PUTS LETS GOOOOOOO

>>50491759
Oh my goodness

>>50491749
more like big boys all loaded up on puts to make an easy 4x tomorrow

>>50491759
i told you insiders sold down there for a reason

>>50491757
>>50491777
Reminder Intel is the one that gets gibs from that chips act

>>50491757
FUCK I LOVE THAT CHIMERA MONSTROSITY

>>50491751
When do they an ounce the winner of the contract? Been taking a beating on my WKHS in my IRA this year

snapchat is gone

>>50491759
>SNAP bros...
BASED... DIE GOOGLE DIE...so i can buy...

>>50491286
this is my sell signal

we crash by next week.

I mean that snap short was almost a gimme who the fuck was buying calls LMFAO

>>50491574
good news is good news
neutral news is good news
bad news is good news
no news is good news

>>50491804
I heard they’re going to announce it by january of 2021, might want to load up before then

>>50491807
Somebody is gonna buy em. Tomorrow I may open a position if we get into single digits

>>50491759
Facebook collateral as well

>>50491817
we aint waiting that long
everyone loaded the boat to push for meme 400 and spy just isnt EVER going above 400 EVER again
now the freefall begins

SNAP just initiated the second golden bear run

>>50491757
Why is she holding the phone out in front of her? Is their something special about it? Looks like a normal iPhone 11 to me.

>>50491757
tik tok whores btfo

Bulls euphoric.. meanwhile I'm watching snap tank 25% in after hours and waiting for the "markets digest shit tech earnings" robo articles tonight into giga fucking red next week

>>50491827
That’s almost a year ago retard

Why is snapchat even a thing?

>>50490611
Lol, why the fuck would you buy Arkk and not just it's holdings never understood this nonsense

>>50491829
Who would even buy?

>>50491857
Zoomies

>>50491384
I miss that nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>50491861
I thought they were on chinktok?

>>50491858
same as all etfs??

>>50491860
It has potential everyone under 25 besides you chuds use it. There has to be a way to make it profitable

>>50491876
they are now

GOD, i can't wait to sell puts on GOOG just below that fat fucking gap around 97 at the beginning of feb.

>>50491876
They're on both, but that's all Snap has. My freaking mom uses TikTok.

>>50491574
An actual janitor named Rocker, who is off his rocker, is the smg meme.

>>50491384
>despite being vaccinated
Isn't he the one that approved the vax? Is he taking credit for giving Biden Covid?

>SNAP
>-25%
and so it begins..

>sold the end of market pump
>bought back the after market dump for an easy net +$160
This shit can not be this easy

>>50491896
>god on caps
Look at this faggot right here

META, TWTR, SNAP all getting thanos'd

>>50491898
My dad has a Nintendo Switch.

>snap is going to crash the entire market again

>>50491911
Again?

>>50491922
just look at you. point taken though.

>>50491090
>>>/hm/

BUDDY LOOK AT GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE

>>50491933
>>50491936
A G A I N

>>50491878
No, index funds like VTI, VT, VOO have hundreds of holdings. ARKK has like what 35 with most being tiny, like just buy TLSA, ROKU and ZM lol

>>50491901
imagine living like that lol what a loser

Buddy, look at Tesla computer.

it's our time now

>>50491838
>>50491911
But so far it's only ad-related stocks dropping.
I want the market to fall another 10-20% because there are quite a few stocks I would like to buy, but I doubt this will be the catalyst.
Now FOMC meeting and AAPL earnings next week, that just might do it.

>>50491933
lol I thought it would be Apple or Tesla.

>>50491944
you could have posted a cap
this isn't like www.reddit.com where there's only 1 image per thread

>>50491933
Same old tricks

who woulda thunk i could just buy put spreads for 20 cents that will 5x tomorrow lmao thanks bulltards

>>50491933
>again
Might want to look at SPX after may 24

wait so its gonna be a blood red friday or monday?

SCOOPSIES ARE YOU OKAY?
>SCOOPSIES ARE YOU OKAY?
SCOOPSIES ARE YOU OKAY?
>SCOOPSIES ARE YOU OKAY?
SCOOPSIES ARE YOU OKAY?
>SCOOPSIES ARE YOU OKAY?

>>50491876
IIRC Snapchat is texting and sending photos, Tiktok is more like YouTube

nearly broke even lads

>>50492001
All I can tell you is that it will either go up, or down.

>>50491983
>where there's only 1 image per thread
Disgusting. Who could live like that?

>>50491857
>>50491861
>>50491876

lol no pussy virgins

>>50491983
>he doesn't know

>>50492001
Max pain is much lower than the market is right now. I feel like MMs will want to dump it a bunch before close. But what do I know.

I bought a dodge challenger today

>>50492007
Tiktok and IG are the softcore pornography of today.

>>50492024
NOT SO FAST!

S&P is back to 3:40PM prices its NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>50492004
SNAP NOT PROVIDING 3Q FINANCIAL GUIDANCE

>>50492035
NOTHING
>>50491648

>>50491967
snap -> google selloff -> (tech) market selloff -> whole market selloff

>>50492031
I used to fap to her asshole like 5 times a day. Now look at her.

>>50492031
lol I wish I could be reborn to be able to go to school with her kid and bully him to death

>>50492025
animals

>>50492064
of all the shit you can jack off to at least have some self respect

>>50492029
Son I was getting laid 15 years before you were getting groomed on Discord.

>>50492063
nah.. just ad businesses.. APPL has to shit the bed for tech and overall selloff.

>>50491384
Banger

>>50492063
Believable, however the crab rules all.

>was thinking about buying puts before close
>decided against it because SPY 400 is real close
lamo

>>50491432
same ol' donnie

>>50491384
I miss him so much bros, his daily market pumping tweets, truely the best times

>>50492004
Kek he can’t stop getting bodied, can he?

The market was up because I bought SQQQ

No need to thank me, mumu

>>50492038
Which you wouldn't think would be necessary considering porn is free and everywhere but here we are

>>50492120
did you really think theyd let retail load the boat on calls eod and get away with it

>>50491384
Holy shit this is way too fucking funny.

>SNAP holocaust, "no one is paying for advertising plz no bully"
>Google dumping after hours
>tesla dumping after hours
>spy dumping after hours
>rape hikes next week
>president is dead

All you had to do was short this fake and gay rally.. but you didnt.. you got greedy

>>50492001
Is the recession cancelled?

>>50492195
>biden being dead is somehow bearish

>>50492195
Hopefully the ad bubble is popping

SPY opens up and fills g a p up to 401.44 then bleeds rest of day

>>50491983
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT

It’s not going to dump. Sorry. The stock market is immunized against all bad news.

Beautiful earning snap beautiful guidance snap

>>50492195
Biden isn't dying, covid is really that much of a meme

>>50492157
It's about optics.
Tiktok and IG star/sensation/influencer sounds better than camwhore on a shady site.
Female bodies have been entirely monetized since IG and Tiktok.

>>50492204
remember, biden is the best they could do, it's that bad

>>50492204
>Women President being bullish

>>50492195
screencapping this when we have another face ripping rally tomorrow

>>50492229
Yeah. The clowns might not be done honking.

>>50492195
Yeah I lost all my money on the way up so I had no more to open any worthwhile puts with but I would have

I only have 23 SOXL weekly calls. Fuck you, I sold 15 this morning, fell for the bear fud. Shit, son, do I buy more? I have $10k ready for this bitch!

>>50492175
Its so difficult trying to time the market rugpull when MSFT GOOGL META AAPL AMZN earnings are next week but it was SNAP again lol

Recycle >>50490601

NEW
>>50492273
>>50492273
>>50492273
NEW
>>50492273
>>50492273
>>50492273

>>50492225
I'm still pissed at normies for fucking closing down the global economy over a virus that can't even kill an old dementia ridden pedophile who regularly falls of his bike like Joe Biden. Fuck this gay and fake world.

>>50492279
NO WE WILL NOT BE FAG ENABLERS SUPPORTING NO LINK THREADS.
GTFO

>>50492001
Friday and Monday- Cramer opens again

>>50492290
Ig jannies will decide which to delete

>>50491728
Go look at 2008
>muh entirely different

Hehehehahahahahahahehehhogohohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoooooaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoahehehaaoaoeoeoeoeoeeeeeeeeehahhhhhehehhhehhehhahahahahahahahah

I'm ngmi, but neither are you.

>>50492347
Anon losing his mind.

>>50492229
Friday is the profit taking day, and when the entire market is shorting...

>>50491368
Getting fleeced by heebs instead of kumars.
Losing money on assets that would have actual value if we still used real money.
Otherwise the same.

>>50492347
i already made it. gl to you tho

>>50492317
LOL fuck jannies

Recycle >>50490601

Why is everything collapsing in after hours...

>>50492290
rekt

>>50492454
Buddy...

>>50492371
I wish, everything is entirely sound up here, but golly gee. Its all so funny I just want to stop laughing.

You remember that terror you had when you were a kid and you were being tickled. At first it was funny, but after a few seconds you would realize that you had no control over your body, your mind.

You would realize that no rational thought or action could save you. That you were a puppet being controlled by your tickler. That was when the laughs would become screams.

I feel the same way now. I want the laughter to stop.

>>50492064
Don't dig too deep in the to lives of retired porn stars unless you're ready for an endless ride of misery and sorrow. Destitute, drug addicted, homeless, look like they aged thirty years in ten, dead.

New shit thread with no links:
>>50490601
>>50490601
>>50490601

>>50492454
lol
lamo

Will we ever see SQQQ return into the 60s, or should I adjust my sells

>>50492933
see >>50492036