/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50483843
WTF Where the fuck is this shithole?

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9eAI46bu0

>>50483843
I used to have to write this bullshit because you lazy faggots won't just take a little pride in doing a good job

>>50483989
Holy kek gib manager stories

This just makes me want a job there to see how far I could push them.
I’ve been fired from every job I’ve ever had. Maybe 10 different ones before I started my own company. It’s super easy to get any job if you’re good at sales and charismatic. I would never send/give out resumes either lol. You just go into the office and ask to speak to whoever’s in charge of hiring for X position. Impromptu interview if they have time or set a meeting. After being hired I would proceed to do the most minimal amount of work possible until getting fired. It was like a game to me.
Anyways. I guess I’ll never understand the torment and pacifism of being an eternal wagie. Not for me I’d rather die.

>>50483843
>Nooo I have actually do the menial tasks I was hired to do at my assembly line job, this is a human rights violation smash the patriarchy!

>>50484035
Well I think this approach to life explains why nobody likes you

>>50484035
BASED
Fuck the employers. Fuck the boomers, Fuck the corpo.

>>50484035
sounds like saul goodman

Typical wagie severance package

>>50484892
kek

>>50483989
>just take a little pride in doing a good job
A job is a place to make money. Not to "take pride in", you stupid dumb retarded faggot.
>>50483843
I'd just quit and look elsewhere. That business deserves to fail
>>50484035
Based
>>50484154
Projecting
>>50484892
Lol

>>50484021
I used to have to write shit like this (on more time-consuming forms) because it was the only way to get rid of shitty workers. Imagine having a useless nigger working for you, getting paid the same as everyone else, and just being a constant fuck-up / lazy / late / rude / entitled. And then being forced to document it for a minimum period, giving them time to "improve themselves", filling out more forms to monitor their "progress" just so you could finally get rid of them after another 3 months and not get sued into oblivion.

>>50485045
>getting paid the same as everyone else
You probably underpaid everyone else and didn't pay them in a way that scaled off of productivity making you an entitled so'i bitch

Look at the color of that thumb. When you work in management, you are required to hire niggers because of affirmative action, then watch them do the shittiest job possible and act as though the job is beneath them despite the fact they came to you asking to do it. Then, in order to safely fire them without risking having to continue to pay them via unemployment, it is necessary to keep a paper trail of offenses like this to be able to submit a proper appeal when you get the letter from the unemployment office.
Remember, these people that complain about being asked to stay on task while doing an hourly job that they voluntarily applied for and can leave at any time are the bad guys, the leeches. The employers are just trying to run their fucking business efficiently.

>>50483843
Holy fuck how the fuck are minimum wage jobs so Goddamn strict while with my $130,000 data engineer job, nobody cares if I spent a whole week doing nothing, but still getting paid

>>50485168
employers jew employees with pay. Fuck them. I feel no sympathy for jews. And don't try to color shit as if it's a "choice". Working is a life or death thing. That's not an actual "choice". Death isn't a real "choice". Don't say disingenuous shit ever again as if there's actual genuine freedom involved. Beggars can't be choosers and the system creates situations that FORCE people to be cattle. I seriously don't give a fuck about any of you bootlickers nor your businesses.

>>50485045
>waste as much time on my job as humanely possible, making almost the same as my manager
>retard asks me if I can put in more effort
>tell him I’ll “think about it” knowing that it’s impossible to be fired after probation
>he can do nothing but seethe as I rake in money hourly
there is nothing more cowardly than a ass sniffing manager, it’s truly hilarious watching almost every person I’ve worked under get consistently more red with rage at my distinct refusal to kowtow to their late twenties early life crisis power struggle.

>>50484892
Sir do NOT redeem more than 10 pizzas pls bastard bitch

>>50484035
chad

>>50483892
You just know it's somewhere in burgerland and probably a job he could quit and never look back and just get another shit wagie job somewhere else.
>every place looking for min wage slaves right now
>places still try to shit on the help

>>50485221
Because it's difficult to replace a competent engineer while they can, and will, treat wagies as disposable. They'll burn through as many wagies as possible if it means they can keep those who actually act like they enjoy their menial work.

>>50485232
They're narcissistic bootlickers and deserved to be publicly kicked in the groins front and back.
Kudos to you, my nigga.

>>50485341
I quit that job at the most inconvenient time for my boss as well, was basically in charge of our stock management process and was one of two people in the entire store that knew how shit worked, I’d spoken with the other guy and he said he was gonna move on as well, guaranteed knowledge vacuum, fuck that faggot, he got what the deserved for questioning me in any capacity.

>>50485231
there is a choice. You just want the benefits of participating in society while also being a lazy sack of shit. The fact that this much slack is even afforded is an indicator of how luxurious our society really is. Don't hate the player, hate the game, and quit the game if you don't want to be a mere disingenuous ass hole for the rest of your life. Go live innawoods. Quit being a little bitch ass victim

>inb4 self-righteous justification of taking advantage (for your own benefit) of the people that occupy the same class as you
weak minded

>>50485341
>>50485404
see
>>50485572

>>50485572
False. A choice would be like a bag of hot cheetos. If a bag of hot cheetos is a mil per bag is that unethical? Is it unreasonable? Is it corrupt? HELL FUCKING NO. Why? Because it's not life or death. I can just ignore it and move on.

When it comes to life or death, death is NOT a genuine choice. No one is going to pick fucking death, retard. Learn the nuances. It's not complicated.

>>50485404
Similarly, I got threaten by shithead (temp)boss to take punishment because I disagree with him about giving 70% work to me while he and his asslickers do 30% while making sure the salary raise comes to them first.
So I threaten him back physically and shithead got scared. Those people need to be put in their place.

>>50485572
>Go live innawoods.
LMFAO this would be like taking a lion born and raised in the zoo and throwing them at the wild. Once a person assimilates to their environment, it's already too late. You're too low IQ to know that though.

>>50485612
you're right, it's not complicated, nor is it life or death. Death can be a possible consequence of your own idiocy, but it is nowhere near guaranteed if you simply stop participating. Either way, though, it's evident that you're dependent on the benefits of the society you inhabit, yet you still harbor resentment for it. I think the one that lacks nuance is you and those alike (a worrying majority of the young population)

>>50485696
>Either way, though, it's evident that you're dependent on the benefits of the society you inhabit, yet you still harbor resentment for it
Yes, retard. I explained this system purposely creates cattle. You also don't even know how to use the word "nuance".

>>50485634
right because humans are not the most adaptable and versatile creatures in known existence. Nice justification, really emphasizes that you're a spineless faggot who would do anything to keep his pearls close

>>50485696
Also imagine being so low IQ as to miss my point, LMFAO. YOU said "there is a choice". No, faggot. There's not as death isn't a genuine choice. Reread this until you understand what I'm saying: >>50485612
It might take someone slow like you a few hours. Take your time.

>>50483843
>Worming

>>50483843
>See this shit, think of my boys
>My boys get all the breaks they want
>I look out for my boys
>Other managers throw little tantrums about my boys, I chew them out infront of all the boys.
>In exchange, my boys do the work, they get shit down.
>I love my boys.

Bugmen shouldn't be allowed to run anything, simple as.

>>50483843
Why post this here rather than responding to it on Reddit where you found it?

You don't get any karma for sharing it here.

>>50485734
sorry i must not understand the nuance of integrating the very very complicated and nuanced word nuance

>>50485762
>right because humans are not the most adaptable and versatile creatures in known existence.
Nigger. It goes against instinct to change the way you are raised. If YOU were raised in some tribe of savages, you think you'd be able to change to live in an society and visa versa? No, retard. That's not how human brains are wired.

>>50483843
>be "verbal warning"
>be written down
>a retard created me
also
>the rest of the team was focused and worming
lmao what
>brown finger
lmao get fired

>>50485798
*in a first world society

>>50483843
Notice the nigger thumb on the right side of the page. Guarantee this jigaboo is a shit worker and they're trying to get him to quit.

>>50485772
you don't have a point. Thoroughly explain to the echo chamber why you must absolutely participate in this jewish society due to the alternative being guaranteed death. I would like to hear more of your weak-willed justifications

>>50485783
based leader

>>50485862
>you don't have a point.
Dumbass. It's not my fault if you're too slow to grasp concepts. Good luck in life. Slow people like you need it.

>>50485168
Yep. White men who actually get their jobs done, you don't have to worry about receiving this letter. This shit only applies to discrimination-suing niggers that cost companies millions that could be going to actual important shit.

>only have one life
>forced to be a slave in my cage for 9 hours a day or die of homelessness and starvation
I just want it all to end. I need some remote work.

>>50485798
you're not wrong, the way you're conditioned early on in life is a very fundamental component of how you interact with your environment for the rest of it. It's definitely not without precedent, though, that humans have the ability to morph and adapt themselves to new environments, that's what makes them human and not savages. It's ironic, because you're someone who is enslaved by their instincts. For you to throw around the word nigger so lightly is distasteful, considering you're little more than a trained monkey.

>>50483843
Drew is fucked

>>50483843
Time off task is a big no no working at Amazon in a warehouse as an associate.

>>50483892
Definitely amazon.

>>50485924
>you're right, but you're a monkey b-because I want the last word in, okay??
Kek

>>50483843
oh no *cries* peepol dont like me, nooooooo
oh no, oh no

>>50485894
it's not my fault you expect everybody to agree with your weak-minded perspective of reality and your own realization of autonomy. Your "point" only works in your head and those of similar mind, because it draws on the victimhood mentality you so valiantly cling to. To those that don't do this (average global male population) you just seem like an insufferable little prick who is a little too drunk on the luxuries of the first world

>>50484154
>>50485976

>many years ago
>work fast food
>Manager asks if I can work faster
>"I cannot work any faster"

BTFO

Why do wagies even work when there are so many ways to make money in crypto. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to stake on a platform like MAXX finance for 40%+ APY or in your web wallet, which is the case for NEAR protocol. If you get in on a project early, and stake, you can live off of the staking rewards. This is what I did for NEAR and I will do the same with MAXX.

>>50485982
>it's not my fault you expect everybody to agree with your weak-minded perspective of reality and your own realization of autonomy.
You literally admitted I was correct, LMFAO
>Your "point" only works in your head and those of similar mind, because it draws on the victimhood mentality you so valiantly cling to.
Read above. Your argument of "b-but people are adaptive" is complete garbage in the context that you used it in i.e. "changing habits from birth". Look up "cultural shock" and educate yourself. Sure there's times when assimilation is still possible, but people will AVOID it from happening in the first place if possible aka "move to a forest" is not a real solution.
>To those that don't do this (average global male population) you just seem like an insufferable little prick who is a little too drunk on the luxuries of the first world
Read above. You lost.

>>50486030
>why don’t wagies invest in crypto
Because I’m a literal retard and am too stupid to make good investments; I’d most likely just bankrupt myself

>>50485783
giga based

>>50485960
only a nigger would come up with a response so disingenuous. Lacks nuance lol

>>50483843
>that dark finger

>>50485783
Pretty based unlike the bootlicker cock suckers in this thread

>>50485783
Ultra giga based. True leadership relies on trust, not dominance.

>>50485404
you sound like an autism psycho

>>50486065
>only a nigger
>disingenuous. Lacks nuance
>nigger
>disingenuous
>nuance
You literally just copied and pasted words I used above.... LOL! You used "nuance" wrong again btw.

>>50485634
beta af

>>50486045
you're not correct and you never will be correct, it's merely reality you're contending with here. It's not about winning or losing, of course someone like you would think that. I'm just trying to point out to you how much of a little bitch you are. Yes, abdicating your place in society is a real solution to your concerns. Then you will learn what it means to work for a living, or die trying.

>>50486082
No, he sounds like a person with balls/testosterone that doesn't let people step all over him.

>>50485221
>done 10 minutes of work this week (replying to an urgent email)
>not even being lazy
>it's just slow as fuck this time of year, manager straight up told me not to expect much on my plate for another month or so
>I'm banking a similar paycheck as yours to spend entire weeks playing video games and shitposting while I just fire out a handful of emails
I've been doing this for years and it still feels too good to be true after the abusive shit I went through while wagecucking in food service and landscaping while I was younger. To any college anons thinking about dropping out, don't do it unless you have a solid plan like starting your own business or getting into a trade you really like. I wanted to quit so many times and just work but I'd be stuck doing slave tier jobs instead of my easy, well-paid, remote white collar job if I didn't have a degree.

>>50484035
>You just go into the office and ask to speak to whoever’s in charge of hiring for X position
Based comment overall but specifically how the fuck does this work, most offices have some kind of intercom or reception near the entrance and just tell you to apply through some online portal.

>>50486099
anon, i'm not sure nuance means what you think it means

>>50486112
>you're not correct and you never will be correct
But then said >>50485924
>you're not wrong
>It's definitely not without precedent
LOOOOOOL just shut the fuck up before you make a bigger fool out of yourself

>>50486126
What kind of work do you do?
I’m in procurement and I hate my life. I wish I could have a comfy supply chain analyst job

>>50486150
What does it mean then :)?

>>50486121
>faggot refuses to work for his pay
>huge chip on his shoulder
>unable to accept criticism
Yes, what a tremendous hi-test alphamail. 100% guaranteed he has been the workplace asshole everywhere he has ever worked.

>>50485623
>>50485404
>>50485232
>Wagies literally Raging
lol

>>50485231
Based, /biz/tards will never understand

>>50486187
He switched to another job because his employer was an asshole :)
Don't be disingenuous to try to gain a leg up. 99% of the time the problem os the manager, not the employee

>>50483843
>TEAM WAS FOCUSED, AND YOU WEREN'T WORMING
>GET BACK TO WORMING YOU SLAVE!
>WORM HARDER!

>>50485918
>wagie can see the path ahead of him
>eternal waging vs homelessness or starvation
>eternal wagie laments for more wagiework
>it will never cross the eternal wagies brain to do anything but wage for someone else
>the eternal wagie has had anti-business mentality drilled in to its head so hard it can't even fathom doing anything for itself
>the eternal wagie, eternally waging

>>50486217
Sure, slave.

>>50486270
So what’s the solution then? Learn the crypto game, win the lottery, or an hero?

>>50486286
You'll never not be a wagie. Good luck with your retirement, too bad you can't physically intimidate your 401k lmao

>>50486270
>Be business cuck
>Now your customer is your boss

BTFO you dumb cuck

>>50483843

The rest of the team was "worming"? Sick...

>>50486152
i stand by both statements, i'd like you to dissect them and understand why I can do that without contradicting myself.
your argument is:
>im permastuck in my ways (little bitch mindset) so i must participate in this society that i despise for systemic reasons (valid)
No one worth anything at all will ever back you up on these claims unless they have something to gain from your sorry ass, because they're not a victim like you.
Also, >>50486164
1: a subtle distinction or variation
2: a subtle quality
3: sensibility to, awareness of, or ability to express delicate shadings (as of meaning, feeling, or value)
it's not hard to google this stuff

>>50486298
You have an eternal wagie brain
>>50486305
>the people who want your product and want to continue giving you money for your product is... le bad
Oh no I have to answer an email in the morning before fucking off all day

>>50483944

>>50486163
Consulting, specifically for insurance companies. Before this I worked at health and life insurers in a variety of roles so that's how I gained the knowledge necessary for my current job. I know anything with consultant in the title sounds like a bullshit job, but if clients actually do what we recommend instead of just hiring us to tick off a box that satisfies upper management and investors they will make more money. It feels good to see a small, struggling insurance agency turn around and survive because they took my advice.

Anyways, we get most of our work around the last few months of the year and the first few months of the year. Middle of the year is pretty slow. Companies hire us to evaluate what they did wrong over the last year and help plan out what they can improve over the next year which is why our work schedule is like this.

>>50486326
>1: a subtle distinction or variation
>2: a subtle quality
>3: sensibility to, awareness of, or ability to express delicate shadings (as of meaning, feeling, or value)
>it's not hard to google this stuff
Yes now explain how YOU used it right :)

>>50486388
in reference to your lack of ability to understand subtle distinctions

>>50486338
>My business is started, maintained and financed by emailing a single person

you poor idiot lmao

>>50486338
>You have an eternal wagie brain
So you have a solution, but just refuse to tell anyone else. Whatever

>>50486422
>in reference to your lack of ability to understand subtle distinctions
Explain :)
I'm the one that made the distinction in context of what it means to have a real "choice". I explained the difference between life and death choices and a choice between buying a bag of hot cheetos or not. You said >>50485696
>Either way, though, it's evident that you're dependent on the benefits of the society you inhabit, yet you still harbor resentment for it. I think the one that lacks nuance is you and those alike
How the fuck does the word nuance make sense here? You just threw the word out there without it having any real meaning. You did it again here:
>>50486065
My response "lacks nuance". The fuck does that even mean??? LMFAO you don't know how to use the word.

>>50486449
>your customer is your boss because I say so
>by boss I don't mean boss but... but
You're retarded if you think customer service is the same as having someone looking over your shoulder telling you when you can leave for the day

>>50485783
True Atreides moment

>>50486462
Anon my post specifically called out starting a business. The fact that your perma wagie brain went from
>eternally waging
to
>lottery
>digital lottery
>death
reinforces my claim that your brain is specifically hardwired to do nothing but work for someone else.

>>50485784
leddit makes me cringe
posting said cringe on /biz/ makes me kek at the stories and responses
i just wanna shitpost w my boys

>>50486509
you remember what happend when the atreides truly took over?

>>50486522
>your brain is specifically hardwired to do nothing but work for someone else.
You’re right…
But starting a business with no experience and almost no capital seems like a fever dream. I wouldn’t know where to start

>>50486552
The twins has incest sex tho

>have to lick my manager's ass to keep getting 10% raises at my wfh job where I'm already overworked with 10 hours a week of constant work
I need a fast 2x lads, only got 350k dollars in savings

>>50486577
There's a channel Reyes the Entreprenuer that covers businesses you can start with very little starting capital. It's not a fever dream, you're offering a service for more than it costs you.

>>50483843
even in white collar i had three places bitch at me over nickel and diming minutes like this, though they didn't print out a badgoy letter. Now i do my same exact job but it's wfh and I legit only work 2-3 hours a day and no one says shit. they do it just to rub your face in it.

>>50486305

>>50486552
just finished this based book.
golden path goated and truly brought about the best for humanity.
Atreides remain unmatched in honor

>>50486581
nu-uh ghani only fucked harq al ada, Leto lost the ability to smash when the trout glommed onto him before he married his sister

>>50485783
Yeah but you could hire a bunch of fobs and pay them them under the table and have zero loyalty and worth ethic and get 10% more gains, doesn't that sound better??

>>50485221
because they hate poor people, and the people doing this are as poor as the ones under their supervision

>>50486126
I don't have a degree and still work a couple of hours a week at most. specialized IT jobs are awesome.

>>50486305
>>50486610
pic didn't post here ya go

>>50486581
>>50486632
>Being pawns to the Bene Gesserit
New Sisterhood reigns supreme

>>50483843
Why not be a wfh cooder?

I write one commit a day about 100 lines of code and shitpost the rest

I already have commits ready for the weeks, i wrote it in 3 hours time. It takes about 1 second to push the commit.

Easy life

>>50486648
Don't underestimate what the worm god emperor can or can't do!
>>50486702
LOL

>>50486783
>Don't underestimate what the worm god emperor can or can't do!
Like bathe

>>50486504
damn, now i can't tell if you're being disingenuous, like i originally thought, or if you're just stupid lol. Yes, okay, so you have an inability to recognize that there are hundreds of thousands of variables that go into the outcome of choosing between participating and not participating in society. Due to your impediment, you have decided to boil it down to a binary state, life or death. If this has not already spelled it out for you, your impediment, expressed simply, is an inability to identify nuance.
>inb4 muh shitty analogy that fails to effectively support even my own argument
the second time is pretty straight forward. In one sentence, I agreed with your conception that it is hard to change one's self after some decent exposure to life, while also refuting that it is impossible. Then i called you a monkey, since you're ruled by your instincts. You then proceed to make a strawman of the last part of my response. Later, you cling to the beginning of my statement as evidence of me agreeing with you, as if there is not qualification later on in my response. This is clear evidence of an inability to distinguish nuance.

Sorry about your iq, anon, I didn't realize it was this bad

>>50486816
LOL you got me there

>>50486816
>Like bathe
HOLY KEK

>>50486223
>Don't be disingenuous to try to gain a leg up
lmao

>>50486871
>there are hundreds of thousands of variables that go into the outcome of choosing between participating and not participating in society.
There isn't, retard. It's black or white. Life or death. No real choices in the way you can choose between buying a bag of hot cheetos or not. You're a fucking retard. How many times must I reference that example?

>>50486955
So its impossible for me to do poorly? Cool, i'll build a hut that will either last for one million years or else explode violently, killing me. The only two choices.

>>50486997
You lack reading comprehension. You either work or you die. That's not a "choice".

>>50486997
*genuine choice
I know retards like you like to play the semantics game

>>50486955
There is, retard. I'm telling you that there is a real choice there, and your weak mind just wants to simplify it to binary terms so that you can hide from the reality that you're a bitch. It really is that simple!

>>50485118
Shut the fuck up you useless NEET
>23 replies
Holy fuck who hurt you so bad? Get a life

>>50487011
see, we're not talking about working or not working, we're talking about participating in society or not participating in society. Just because you decide not to participate in society doesn't mean that you're not going to be working. Seems your analysis lacks nuance lol

>>50487088
There isn't, you retarded cunt. Reread the hot cheetos example until you understand throughly.
>>50487112
Shut the fuck up, samefagger. I work a piss easy night shift job where I can shitpost all day.
>>50487137
No, stupid ass. I'm saying working isn't a "choice" in the way you described it initially as if there is another genuine option.

>>50484035
I plan on doing this once I WAGMI. 30 extra chicken nuggies in a happy meal. Play it off as being dumb. Shit like that.

>>50487196
*thoroughly

>>50485839
That could be accoplished by playing country music all day, every day.

>>50484892
Why is it always some shit like 'Mountain mikes'

>>50484154
i like him
no homo

>>50483843
Never sign the acknowledgement. It really pisses off the person on a little power trip that want you to sign to 'acknowledge' you've received their intentions to fire you.

For maximum enjoyment on their part, they require your participation, so deprive them of that on your way out.

>>50483843

Funny, I also got reprimanded today for taking too many smoking breaks. Unlike some other co-workers who have poor performance I do great, so I'll ask for a 10% raise in September, If I get turned down I'll just resign, I know it will be a huge lost for those shitheads.

>>50487196
yes i get what you're trying to say. The problem is that you're conflating a high stakes decision with potentially disasterous (also beneficial) consequences with there being no choice at all. What you're saying is just not true. No amount of shitty analogies involving fucking cheetos will justify your submission to the system that you criticize. This is becoming really repetitive at this point, but, again, you're just a weak-willed faggot

>>50487924
No. I am objective. You are biased. It is in fact black and white. You don't understand what I'm saying because you keep spreading the false notion that there is a genuine choice between being a wagie or not when realistically there isn't.

>>50487547
Mountain Mikes looks pretty greasy desu

>>50487995
I could eat for a week from that pie

>>50487995
10 OF THOSE PIES?
Sign me up im freezin em

>>50485168
This 100%

>>50485903
These are the people who say Americans are obsessed about race btw

>>50487995
>>50488366
Why do amerifats refer to pizzas as pies?

>>50483843
Its always the places that pay the least that have some of the worst working conditions and staff/policies at hand.
Its like once you reach a certain number salary all that shit gets thrown out the window. Like i dont get it, wouldn't you find less power tripping faggots on the lower end of the pay scale because anyone could just quit their minimum wage dead end job and find another later that afternoon?

>>50490728
most yankees commonly refer to pizza as pie thanks to italian immigrants.
t. grew up around boston and new york and live near philly now

>>50490881
Italians do not call pizza pie

>>50483843

FYI for wagies, these sorts of petty reprimands are generally so that managers can rack up 3 and fire you without having to worry about a wrongful termination suit. This one is just way more specific than most.

If a boss is noticing an employee they want to retain getting sidetracked, they'll just mention it as it's happening and not bother with doing up HR paperwork. This is a boss trying to get rid of this employee.

If you get something like this, immediately search for another job and once you have a start date, quit your current one. Don't bother even giving them 2 weeks notice, they'll likely give you a bad reference even if you stick it through and give them that courtesy, or fire you immediately and leave a 2 week gap of unemployment where you don't qualify for unemployment benefits. So you'll end up stiffing yourself.

Wagie jobs are plentiful now and you can always get a friend to sub in as a reference if needed.

>>50487995
fuck it moving to arizona and getting fat

>>50485045
Try working with unionized employees.

>>50490936
Italians in Italy do not. Italians in America in the 1910s did.
lrn2history m8

>>50491323
Nigger that was my question. Why do amerifats call pizza pie and some amerifat said because Italians.

>>50485404
>stock management process
You worked in a warehouse as a laborer. You're a single digit iq, knuckle dragger.

>>50483843
Back to /leftypol/, commie tranny. This board is for capitalists ONLY.

>>50483843
They are 100% going to fire you. Anytime you get a notice like this, they are already going to fire you. Look for another job ASAP.

>>50491935
he already told you, ESL retard

>>50492958
>because of Italians but also italians don't say that

>>50483944
that was physically painful to watch

>>50493039
he said italian immigrants to the US you brazillian monkey fuck. fucking google it.

>>50493073
So it was invented by amerisharts. Ok now back to the original question of why amerifats refer to pizza as a pie when it is clearly not a pie

>worming

OP works for a literal idiot

>>50493173
learn to google you fucking monkey

>>50483944
let's go get this minimum wage baybeeeee

>>50483843
My company just mandated a second booster for all staff. We’ve been wearing two surgical masks (or one N95) in all company buildings since March 2020. And there is rumblings that they’re going to make us get a m.onkeypox vaccine when they’re available.

>>50493214
So basically there's no excuse just amerifats are brain dead

>>50493231
Braindead. Just tell them you won't be getting it and work from home

>>50493231
you're a massive cuck for getting any shots period. either refuse or get the booster but understand you will forever be a cuck if you give in

>>50493231
You truly are goyim, there is no saving you.

>>50493316
>>50493363
>>50493480
Why does a simple vaccination create so much butthurt?

>>50493576
they tried to force everyone to take them when they were basically experimental. and then they lied about their effectiveness and side effects such as blood clots and there was a mass top-down censorship campaign to silence people speaking out about it. were you in a coma the past 2 years?

>>50487995
One slice and a cold 16oz Coke soda plz.

>>50493576
>bro just put this untested heavy metals into your body that doesn't even prevent you from getting sick for a virus with 0.00001% kill rate, just get the heckin vaxx*!! (*not actually a vaccine)

>>50493734
>>50493747
How long until we see the mass deaths? How many more years, schizbros?

>>50484078
your loyalty to the capital owning class has been noted and 5 walton-bucks have been added to your company store account. now return to your designated mobile productivity encapsulation device

>/pol/tards
>Bros my job is so comfy I just sit around not doing anyth- WHAT THE FUCK MY BITCH ASS MANAGER CAUGHT ME DICKING AROUND HOW FUCKING DARE HE FUCKING NIGGER I DESERVE TO BE PAID TO DO NOTHING

>also /pol/tards
>Heh niggers are so lazy they just sit around and try to not do their jobs thats why I’ll never hire one once I finally get around to making my own company

>>50485221
based data engineer. join me on /g/'s twg to talk shop

>>50493795
Not until God Emperor Barron II. Until then be sure to get your 5th booster for your globalist masters.

We won btw. I'm still pure blood. You're still seething.
>>50493891
you realize someone who works for a manager and someone who owns his own company are two different people right? are NPC's brains actually just broken? is it the work of the clot shot?

>>50493977
Your low iq polnigger brain didnt get any of that post. Kill yourself

>>50493795
Waiting for those mass deaths from the wu flu

>>50483843
Drew is gonna be sue’d

>>50494289
Not happening it's a meme just like antivaxxers
>>50493977
Let's be real you're seething about someone getting the Vax. It has nothing to do with your own vaccination status

>>50493977
Take the jab like your GEOTUS commanded you to, silly schizo.

>>50494803
Idiots who make incorrect decisions due to social pressure (like getting the clot shot) deserve to be ridiculed. Especially when their compliance makes it more difficult for people who think independently. Ask yourself why this dynamic makes you upset enough to debate on the internet for hours (get your 5th booster)

>>50485783
based

>>50484035
BASED AF

>>50493576
You are a Jewish slave

>>50485045
After what I’ve been through I would now make scum like you seethe. Oh yeah you want to fire me? Here’s 30 pages of recorded evidence of breaches in HR policy on every employee in the department an Government regulation there is. On top of that I have evidence that all of this true. Want to see if my bluffing chud? Eat my ass and like it wagiemanager! The sad thing is Wagies don’t get it that they’re just a wagie in the cagie.

>>50485783
This is how I handle my team as well. My job is to look out for them and handle all the bs and make their job as easy as I can make so they can do a good job in peace. Faggot bosses will never understand what a leader is supposed to be

>>50485924
Go back to Plebbit NIGGER

>>50486605
If it is known about, it is too late. But I'll give it a watch, to see how unskilled Mexicans be hustling. I have no doubt that people overthink businesses sometimes, which is precisely why tobacco, alcohol and restaurants are timeless stock holds.

My problem is I'm wanting to build something greater than all this wagie hustle crap. Something automatic, that can work for me, in software. It is hard to do, not to mention unhealthy, when you're already working for someone else. I got so many new grey hairs from trying to launch a business. It made only $40 so far. But I was pretty surprised to at least make something on my own merit that wasn't a lemonade stand if you know what I mean.

>>50483892
Probably a call center.
If not he's working for an Uber Boomer / kike

>>50484035
Basado

I pretty much only work low skill wage slave jobs and constantly try to get them to fire me so I can collect unemployment. Been through 12 jobs in the last 3 years, do as little work as humanly possible.

>>50485696
Your time is up boomer. The ponzi is collapsing, and you're still alive to suffer. You lost. Samson is bringing down your Temple.

>>50483843
>worming until 801

What does it mean?

>>50486653
Imagine not having boys.

>>50496914
>If it is known about, it is too late
Self defeating mindset to have.

>>50484035
Damn it's like my life written in words.
what business tips do u recommend self employed anon?

Who were you worming?

>>50487986
>Black and white
Then explain all the thriving homeless cucks in Los Angeles and Seattle retard. You don't have to be a wagie to survive.

>>50485221
Posts like 130k a year is good. Lmao faggot.

we live in a /biz/ where people unironically defend a literaly lazy nigger that got fired for being a lazy nigger

>>50485696
>a worrying majority of the young population

I'm worried about this too. But why would they think anything different, considering what they inherited? Jack Bogle said this was the biggest threat to long term investments, that capitalism would die. Due to future generations not believing in it anymore.

I'm a millenial. I started out as a Libertarian, but I've been leaning more and more towards socialist since the 2010s. I could give that up for National Capitalism though. Or even NatSoc at this point.

Whereas EVERY SINGLE ZOOMER I've talked to is a straight up communist. Which we know does not work. But it is coming man, it is coming. Worst part is it'll be a brown version like South Africa style. But late stage capitalism begets communism.

>>50497144
Building things takes effort. Most of /biz/ is just crypto bag holding cucks who can't build shit. Is it really a shock?

>>50497144
We're not doing meaningful work you bootlicking cattle goy, we're slaving for a pittance to make some giga jew money to churn out shit made in a 3rd world by child slaves to fatten up more cattle. None of this shit has any meaning or is in any way natural, the natural order is to work until food and housing is secured. You're a slave.

>>50497066
I’m convinced it is Chinese agents in the country setting fire to these facilities to worsen our inflation and cause unrest. Like the show The Americans.

>>50490852
No because poor people lack power in all other aspects of their lives, so they have a lot of anger and inferiority to channel into their performance. It's part of why poor people commit more petty crime. Humans have a will to power that is restrained and suppressed by civilization, exponentially moreso the lower on the ladder you are.

This is also why "respect" is such a big deal in the ghetto. They have nothing else. A "diss" might as well be a physical blow for their psyche.

>>50493747
i have not been sick for like 5 years
the weird grandpa on television said if I breathe the outside air I will die in the winter now he has covid great
but im sure its not the keto and filtered water, no

>>50486129
anon, that's how you know it's written by a boomer or a larper

>>50485783
Did the same as a production manager. I'd be down on the floor doing all the bullshit work alongside them whenever i wasnt busy with other shit. Bring'em biscuits couple times a week and send them home early on Fridays as long as we hit our weekly target. Good group of lads and still keep in contact with them.

>>50497226
Nearly certainly, had some green texts of Chinese fifth column shenanigans pre Corona but lost it. I hope the bank runs in China make those bugs lose everything and the government comes down on their own hard and bloody.

Holy shit I love WFH. I clocked in 3 hours ago and all I have done is go for two walks and now I'm browsing /biz/ in my trackies drinking a coffee and eating a big cookie from a local bakery.
It's so lovely.

>>50486354
I work in an agency doing P&C. Are there opportunities for P&C consulting as well?

>>50483843
My mommy says that waggies are all stupid, that it's healthy to get a job but you should never become enslaved to your boss. Become your boss. That's what crypto became for a lot of people, a pathway out of the wageslave, true freedom. People should strive for that, the tech is secondary, invest to get out of the system, once you're on top you can start doing shit differently. Right now im going full on QOM to get out of the waggiecagey, it seems like the only coin that could bring me that

>>50485267
kek

>>50495803
Incorrect because of?
>>50495959
>this much hatred simply due to my vaccination status

>>50493231
imagine being a jabslave. my job "requires" it so I simply have ignored HR's request for 8 months now. They cannot do shit and I'm just not getting it is all.
>>50493891
>finishing your work to or above standard and then goofing off is the same as smoking weed in the back room and saying your nails are too long to use a keyboard

>>50493231
Who takes liability if something goes wrong?

>>50493576
Its obvious theres something deeply evil about all this. You do you though

>>50483843
>getting paying $16 a hour in government bucks to watch Netflix and play vidya all day
Doesn’t get comfier than this bros.

>>50483843
The 3rd point seems to imply they spent a day just watching you which seems like a grievous misuse of company resources and is probably causing some profit loss. You should report it to HR.

>>50493231
>they’re going to make us
They can't make you do shit. You choose to get these jabs.

>>50497358
Enjoy it while it lasts ccuck

>>50484035
I recently got hired at a korean bbq where i proceeded to eat massive quantities of short ribs during my lunch breaks. It took about a month before they stopped me.

>>50485783
I had a boss the complete opposite literally a thin sheet of protection before he threw you under the bus

>>50485232

as a manager, i'm also doing bare minimum work. i always laugh at people like this because they think theyre getting under my skin when in reality idgaf. keep in mind the avg person on my team makes like 100k+. i dont think about them at all. i had some pajeet come in and try and big dick me in front of everyone and i literally didnt care at all. the guy raged at me constantly every time i talked to him and in meetings and i had better shit to do. eventually the company got bought out and the guy was so lazy he didnt even know what was happening and raged at me for not 'telling him' like i had anything to do with it. pretty hilarious, i never got frustrated once and i still laugh thinking back on it. sperg man children. also this guy with his dumb pajeet accent and bs

>>50500532
There's a difference between not agreeing with mandatory vaccination and seething whenever someone mentions they're vaccinated

>>50492845
there is nothing more capitalist than disregarding or fucking over an employer who isn't paying enough.
If you are a white man in America you you have a moral obligation to get as much money out of corporate/state and give as little in return as possible

>>50486632
>just finished this based book.
Herbert died before finishing the series. His son claimed to have found top secret notes on how it should end in a bank deposit box.

The books written by his son and some sci-fi writer are embarassingly retarded. Everyone lost 50 IQ points and the final twist ruins the complete series.

Do not finish the books. Stop while you still can. Please.

>>50500806
>i had some pajeet come in and try and big dick me in front of everyone and i literally didnt care at all
Sounds like you got big dicked on front of everyone, champ.

>>50485221
how you are treated has nothing to do with how hard you work and everything to do with how difficult you are to replace

the world is not a fair or just place

The sooner you learn this and accept it the less you will be hurt by it

>>50487995
>they shape the pepperoni like little bowls to hold grease so that amerisharts can get an extra shot of pure grease with every bite
>they eat no more than a large one of these every day
do amerisharts really?

>>50497135
It is

>>50493231
>2nd booster
Kek

>>50502920
That isn’t a large, it’s a medium in the photo. The large is about 1.5 the size of that

>any anon goes against the management wagecow consortium
>immediate rebuttals by so called “anonymous” posters calling them pathetic or braindead for being based
something yiddish this way comes

>>50505622
It's just seething midwit mangement projecting, real managers do shit like
>>50485783
and don't have this problem

>>50493576
Because it's the first time a vaccine is all but legally mandated.

>>50486030
>a fairly disturbed supply
this meme smells like curry

>>50483989
I would if I HAD a good job. If I'm doing worthless shit for some queermo faggot I'll do the bare minimum, cheers

>>50483843
>black thumb
go figure it's a nigger

>captcha NGGRG

>>50483843
How does your union allow this to happen?

>disciplinary action

kek thank fuck i'm into bitDAO.

>>50487986
Shut the fuck up faggot you've already got 26 posts in this thread just whining about needing to work for a living. Fucking kill yourself.

>>50484035
Fuck yis, are u me?

at my job (gov job) i can literally do nothing and they can't fire me, it takes lots of talking and procedures to do so
so in practice i can work 2h / day, get paid okay (covering all my needs and more), manage my crypto to get more and more wealthy
life is good
just bought a box of exotic froots the other day they just arrived. they're delicious
waging is awesome in europe

>>50493576
Yes, exactly our (the anti-vaxxers) question.

I once fired a woman, the only person I've ever had to fire.

She was this malignant, incomprehensible menace. I paid well above average wages for people with no skills / employment, its all on the job training. This woman was a cleaner before my dad hired her, so she went from being broke as fuck to having a decent salary working part time because of kids.

She made everyone around her miserable. She constantly found issue with something, complained about something. Regularly 40 minutes late into work every day. Would take 2 hour lunch breaks and then lie about doing so, despite being shown the CCTV. She'd keep track of "extra time" she worked e.g. 5 minutes on Monday, and add them all up - then randomly take half a day because she had "racked up the time".

She did virtually no work other than 30 minutes of packing orders in the mornings, the rest of the time was spent faffing around the office or finding some "thing" to complain about and make an issue out of.

She had a quality control / inspection job that she literally just stopped doing and instead kind of took over someone elses job (packing the orders) and if was given any other kind of work, would just find a "problem" that happened to stop her doing anymore.

She eventually went on this bizarre crusade over holiday, because we give everyone the same holiday even if technically person A should get 3 or 4 days less - we just give everyone fuck loads of holiday because we want to have happy employees. Not her. She got it into her tiny brain this colleague, a woman that worked the same hours as her, wasn't entitled to the holiday she was getting and was determined to get it reduced - even if it would theoretically mean her own would be reduced as well. She ended up calling an impromptu meeting against the employee in question despite having no authority to do so, when I was on holiday.

>>50513556
Also opened my payslip the accountant had left behind, and dissed me to the manager complaining about why I got paid more than her (I am the boss of the company and own it..)

I sent her the fuck home when I found out, then fired her a week later citing unresolvable employee conflict. She took me to employment tribunal because I hadn't followed the exact procedure for firing someone, and her solicitor tried to blow the case up into some huge whistle-blower thing. My solicitor estimated I would get dinged £7k due to not following procedure so that is what we offered, her solicitor or her would not accept it. Tried to rake me for huge amounts, but I kept the offer at 7. Shortly before the tribunal date, they asked for 10. I said no.

She brought her expensive solicitor and a barrister, who did the questioning of me and other employees. He sucked at questioning me, and eventually got told to move on by one of the tribunal judges for wasting time repeating the same question.

Then my solicitor questioned her, and she literally admitted to the entire room she just wanted to get the woman's holiday reduced out of essentially vindictiveness. My solicitor was so flabbergasted and happy they did air pump/fist in the break room whilst eating their sandwich.

The tribunal awarded her 7.5k, as expected which was basically the bare minimum. She would have earned that in about 3 months working part time for me, and the tribunal case dragged on for a year.

>>50483843
Atrocious punctuation and spelling. Grammar check the letter and hand it back to the supervisor

>>50485953
>>50496929
>capping a jar or two
My guess is that it's a weed packaging operation. They're extremely anal about management for regulatory purposes.

>>50483989
So let me see... some dumb nigga wasted his time away during job time and the boss decides the best action is to have ANOTHWR dumb nigga waste his time writing about how the first nigga wasted his time?

Trully, this can only be real in burgerland.

>>50486057
thats true, you're repliying to durgesh the paid shill

>>50484035
I always just try to help out the customers and fuck over the megacorp I'm working for. For example, at the airline I worked at I was supposed to charge for changing seats, bag fees, printed tickets etc. It was a budget airline so they had to resort to hidden fees and trickery to make profit. I would just let them do whatever.

Or at a wireless provider job, I would promise crazy discounts, vouchers etc and get it all in writing to make sure my company had to pay for their phone in a way that they couldn't just point to their fine print jewish tricks. Worked all the time and I was always getting in trouble with the regional manager kek. Eventually I just stopped showing up.

>>50483843
>31 minutes wasted
Kek I wonder how long it took this person to watch this dude/write him up. Ironic that someone is wasting time in order to complain about someone else wasting time.
>>50484078
>Only person who gives a shit is the manager
Unless your making work harder for another wagie, why would you give a shit?
>Yes anon, we expect busy work to show your a hard worker.
I don't need to prove I am a hard worker, it is not worth my time to "look busy"

>>50485221
That means your job is useless and unimportant. Your life is meaningless.

>>50500584
How? Teach me the neet way.
Do you have to be under a certain household income to get gibs? Im in the U.S

>>50515177
Im a government wagie anon, but I get paid work by them to do this stuff. My local city offers this and got the position.

>>50485783
Had a foreman like this as well. Probably the best boss I’ve ever had. He was a true leader.

>>50484892
>6. You must tip 40%

>>50485783
Based subcontractor unironically the best life I had I was working as a hammer hand doing really simple shit but it was important. White people don’t realise how easy it is doing physical labour but they’d run rings around 3rd world migrants doing the same job if they realised the job was that easy.
Captcha XRPVT

>>50484035
>Anyways. I guess I’ll never understand the torment and pacifism of being an eternal wagie.
We just do not want to be homeless.

>>50484078
>>Nooo I have actually do the menial tasks I was hired to do at my assembly line job, this is a human rights violation smash the patriarchy!
As a wagie since I was 16, now 25, No.
Most Wagies do not work, stop cracking a whip.

>>50485045
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ney-R7G3HGk
Cool beans bro.
When shiba inu goes to a dollar I will have over 50 millions dollars.
I will then buy the biggest Apartment complex and then cut everyone's rent by 60 percent.
Fuck being rich if I cant improve everyone's life too.

>>50485221
>while with my $130,000 data engineer job, nobody cares if I spent a whole week doing nothing, but still
You paid a tilith to be part of the upper class, cunt.
Not even Hitler forced workers to work overtime in 1944 to 1945.

>>50485783
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izBeryk8AAc
Yes sir, boy.
I would rather my boys love their job and not want to kill themselves.
Sometimes the profit is in having a happy society and not a miserable one.
See every Hollywood celiberty that ODed.

>>50485798
>If YOU were raised in some tribe of savages
Native America here.
Stop calling us Savages, old worlder, your wars are terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU25FefT9U0
Land & Sea: The Mi'kmaq journey
Old worlders have a history of war and blood shed, Native Americans made hats out of birch bark and bird feathers.
Who is the savage here?

>>50484892
>pizza
Meh.
>Mountain Mike’s
Can you please fire me twice?

>>50483843
> 0-skill 80IQ hired to perform menial tasks
> Doesn't actually perform tasks he was hired to perform
> Boss sends him a warning
> ...
> picrel

>>50493889
so your solution is the government owning everything so you have to work even harder?

congrats retard

>>50512501
so basically you're a parasite sucking the blood of the actual productive economy(private sector)

>>50517090
China did it right

>>50517115
>greatest mass deaths in human history
>total slavery, poverty and misery
>only got out of the shithole after they liberalized

>China did it right
KEK

>tfw take multiple 10 minute bathroom breaks per shift
>get hungy
>take a 15 minute long piss break before my break
>spend 5 minutes getting something to eat
>then clock out
>clock back in
>another 10 minute bathroom break
>refill my soda and get a post break snack
>extend my hour break by 30 minutes
>tfw do this daily

>>50517125
China bottlenecked your corporate masters you bootlicking corporate cuckold

Meanwhile in America
>Get neighborhood burned down cause of Jewish funded niggers
>Say nigger, lose career
>Can't consoom
>Can't attend LGBT rallies
>Oy vey

>>50483843
walking around and talking while occasionally capping a jar or two .........to appear like your working.

This fucker has gang stalkers for a boss.
.

>>50517258
>China bottlenecked your corporate masters you bootlicking corporate cuckold
I was talking about during Mao, dipshit.
Also corporations on net massively benefit me lmao.
You're an actual cuckold statist bootlicker that enjoys working 80 hour weeks in a coalmine.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50493576
maritime law, blood is water, you got their magic jew juice floating around in your body of water that means they own you and they are just itching to put that location device in you.

>>50493576

>>50497226
>muh chinese
Just like the cold war the enemy is not without he is within.
Its not anyone but the banking cartel and their glowing goons.

>>50517580
I wasn't talking about l'Mao you walstreet ass locker.
China and countries like it limit corporations and propoganda they do.

Enjoy your niggerland where the elites spin them up to burn down your neighborhood.
Enjoy your government that supports BLM, Antifa and promotes trans children.

Boomers like you will hang from a tree beside your walstreet heroes when wagies rise up

>>50491935
imagine being this retarded, has to be a pajeet

>>50518284
>I wasn't talking about l'Mao
Then you're a fucking retard because I said "the government owning everything" obviously I was talking about mao.
>walstreet ass locker.
Jews will unironically replace you and it's a good thing.
>China and countries like it limit corporations and propoganda they do.
By replacing it with their own, far worse propaganda lmao
You parasites love working 80 hour weeks for foxconn ahahahahaha

>Enjoy your niggerland where the elites spin them up to burn down your neighborhood.
>Enjoy your government that supports BLM, Antifa and promotes trans children.
The government is doing this. You're so blind you cannot see it. and you SUPPORT the government.

>Boomers like you will hang from a tree beside your walstreet heroes when wagies rise up
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You socialist manchildren won't do shit. There is already a resistance against you fucks in the netherlands, germany and canada.
The world is waking up.

>>50486129
gone are the days of big dick energy in-person "let me speak to manager" type of hiring pitches, everything is through online portals

>>50518318
You don't know what a pie is, nigger