/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50484399
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,211.821B, 98P = 22.569602B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,240.204B, 100P = 22.40204B per (nice average)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50484399
baker is not a spy checked

After MOASS I’m going to kiss Georgina’s soft titties so many times and there’s nothing you crypto baggies can do about it

If we close above 165 I will suck every dick in this thread

I don't know how the fuck anyone can look at just the 6 month chart and say that the price isn't being fucked with. Hell to all the people that are saying GME is a bad investing, you could have bought in at $80 and doubled your money TWICE in the last 6 months. Fucking hell.

WAGMI

Good morning sirs
I hate women so fucking much
How can I use this to my advantage post squeeze?

>>50484427
We're closing at 170

>>50484399
>digits

Nice.

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

vobulation check

>>50484399
Double nine deja Vu consec bakie check!

>>50484421
Imagine being so horny you accidentally doxx a girl before the first date. I hope she snags a share for shits and giggles.

>SQUEEZABLE

>>50484421
based and georginapilled

>>50484472
That was the best part of yesterdays threads

>>50484421
she hides those puppies really well

>>50484464
That webm is fantastic. I, for one, love our new pump engineer overlords.

>>50484421
we joke but thats prime genetics if you want your sons to be strong motherfuckers. just look at her neck kek

good morning, hedgies
i normally dont post too often, content to hold my massive fucking stack and lurk for fun once in a while
however, today i am here to offer you your FINAL LIFELINE
you have ONE SINGULAR CHANCE to make me sell a miniscule portion of my stack
if you livestream your suicide for more, i will sell ONE (1) share of GME (Gamestop) per suicide livestreamed by a hedgie
that is all

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50484490
Off the field she doesn’t

>>50484485
God damn what happened? Did I miss the best thing since Katherine?

Good morning!
Still comfy
Still holding

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!
>>50484399
Checkies.

Anybody have an image of a gme stock like the one in this? Need it for some OC.

>>50484477
>pushing AMC this hard
We all know what tham mean. Rip monkey

>>50484510

Can the next threads name be Georgina general?

>>50484517
>anon says he’s going on a date
>knew she was on the softball team
>didn’t know she was good at softball
>listed some of her stats
>we have google
>found out it was her

>>50484517
Who’s Katherine?

>>50484503
Cool it with the anti semetism, Rajeesh

>>50484510
Looks good to me

>>50484540
>we have google

Kek

That girl is a solid 4/10, average everything.
I could find better cunts at the mall.

>>50484510
i bet she pees in the pool

there is the dump bois, they are too early kek. Means we will shoot to 165 in like 15 min. WAGMI!

>>50484472
What's the story here?

We ready boys? It is literally today

>>50484510

>>50484565
Imagine simping for a stupid fucking hole
>>50465274

>>50484555
>4/10

Nah she’s more like an 8. I was watching some of her interviews on like ESPN and stuff and she’s got a very high intellect

If we go to 200 I’m selling a few shares

>>50484560
nevermind, guess it was just a "glitch"

Fuck Ryan Cohen and computer share.

>>50484551
takes one to know one, ranesh

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

>>50484399
Checked! Comfy thread will commence now.

>>50484551
>>50484552
>>50484554
>>50484555
>>50484557
Is this the only thread on biz

>>50484510

oh shit it's nearly $160 lmao. tomorrow is the split, right? wen moon fr fr?

QUICK POP OFF

KATHIES
FRACTIES
FAILURES TO DELIVER
$FEE KIDS

LETS GET IT

WE IN THIS BITCH

>>50484591
never knew elon had such an impressive torso

>>50484596
Shills were right
We're headed straight for $40 EoW

>>50484596
Someone didn't tell Pajeet about PM, it's already 160

>>50484596
It's literally today anon

pump it

>>50484546
Few months ago anon accidentally posted a screenshot of some messages with him whining to some girl he'd upset years ago and her responding. He deleted it but people had already saved it. Spawned a shitload of OC.

Someone post the "I don't forget" memefolio.

>>50484565
>>50484540
It cannot be summarized better than this. Anon better report back and let us know how the date went or if she beat his ass with a softball bat for bringing her to the attention of an anonymous Mongolian throat singing forum.

>>50484510
Come on now, at least pick a decent photo.

kek kathies

>>50484493
pump is one of my most favorite gme memes now

12k volume in the first couple of minutes
They're going to slam it down as hard as they can

>>50484546
Anon will never be forgiven

>>50484527

>>50484643
LOL
What happend to the date? Still on or did he fuck up

>>50484607
Genius is never understood in its own time.

>>50484644
I lost the one with this in the thought bubble that was a classic

>>50484643
sweet jesus prime amazonian breeder

Anons why is AMC green and we red?

>>50484659
I won't forget.

>>50484665
Thanks buddy.

>>50484658
30k volume

It's too late kenneth.

These are likely the stop losses triggered by those scamwicks

>>50484464
Should make the tank have a green glow or tinge to it kek, or put the ticker in the background on a billboard

>>50484687
bros.... we picked the wrong stock

>>50484668
eh, 2 year is fast as society stand point.

200k volume and this is all they have. 170 EOD fr fr no cap

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IM GONNA SLORP

So whats gonna happen tonight AH?

sers who peed in the pump tank

>>50484711
both good ideas, thanks

230k VOLUME THIS SHIT IS BANANAS

HOLEY MOLEY THE DESPERATION

MOMMY! MOMMY MOMMY PLEASE HELP! PLEASE MOMMY!

>>50484399
ever go from 160 to 153 a day before a stock split? yeah.....fuck hedgies ill hang them from ledgies myself.

IM ABOUT TO SLURP IT ALL UP

KEEP IT UP KENNY

Holy shit the sheer hedgie desperation today is fucking amazing

>>50484477
luggy sebens

>>50484716
They must be shidding and pissign rn homie

>>50484687
>>50484477

>>50484666 (satan checked)
He is currently attaching himself to her neck like one of those angler fish.

Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Mayoman?

>>50484709
>stop losses
good

THIS BOUNCE GONNA BE NUTTY

You guys ready to shitpost about the incoming "huge dump to ~40?"

Why are we red though?

Le lol

>>50484778
are you fucking new here?

>>50484774
I’m counting on it

today is gonna be a fucking face melter

>50484753
>>

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50484772
moistCr1TiKaL, is that you?

I can’t take this shit anymore, I’m buying more

300K VOLUME AND ITS CREEPING UP

WE OUT HEA FR FR

>>50484778
>Fudding DRS for a whole night
You tell me, what hapenned ?

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>50484790
Yes, I bought my first shares when a patient of mine convinced me to at $80. 8000 shares here

>>50484811
stay checked, comfy owl girl

>>50484811
Stay checked, comfy blanket poster.

>>50484807
I'm fuckin ready

This chart is saggier than Georgina’s tits

>>50484643
>filename
Kek.

330 K VOLUME

HOLY MOLY MACARONI

We all woke up and decided to sell the day before the split right?

>>50484830
You owe that patient big time.

>>50484840

>>50484852
I saved his life so I think we're even

>>50484399
NIGGERS, JEWS…BAD NEWS!

>>50484666
If he has even the most basic social awareness, he'll never mention her or his interactions with her on /gme/ ever again.

>>50484862
It was your job to save his life, right? He was under no obligation to return the favor.

AMC stays winning. Pretty funny how the "bad stock" keeps going up without a split while the "true stock" keep falling.
Oh, well, all dreams will get crushed tomorrow anyway.

>>50484862
Now this is a good equivalent exchange.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Are they still actually trying to hit stop losses? You guys ever think about how we speculate about what they're doing all the time but they can see and watch our activity?

straight down. did the apes decide to sell? why would they do this before the split?

>>50484846
That's what the financial industry wants normies to believe.

If digits, WAGMI

>>50484862
tell us the story, anon

>>50484862
Given that a life is valued at $10Mil, I think he's got you pipped here.

They got tricked by someone who said there were a gorillion stop losses at 80-90 kek

Mfw it’s not going to be $40 EOW

>>50484846
We felt bad about traumatizing Kenny boy. So sorry!

>>50484907
you dropped these ser

Hey, so, basically, Im just gonna DRS more
(GME shares)
AFTER the split
I know.....
UGH
I KNOW....
I'm SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But its just that
I keep buying
(GME shares)
directly from ComputerShare and you’ll never get to close
(Your position)
is all.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

400k
>400k
400k
>400k

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Lunch Lady Dating Tradesmen can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50484421
Your fuckin rights you will fren

Dump might be related to the CS rug pull? Now Ryan Cohen dunking on us too?

>>50484911
>ahah we are going to activate those retard stop loss at 80-90
>can't contain all those 10K share of covering holy shit baggie
>A whale come and slurp at 10$ post split

>>50484897
Well, i am buying while jerking off, they can make out anything they want from this.

Pump engineer intern here.
I might have fucked up last night. I plugged the main pump diverter in reverse. Shouldn't had, but the mechanical locking tab have been filed and glued in the other way; I suspect the indian janitor sabotaged it.
Anyway, my bad, got two hands in the grease fixing stuff up. Hopefully other parts are not damaged.

>>50484957
I have some JB weld if you need it, we gotta get it working. They boys are depending on us.

>>50484928
explain this then?

>>50484957
based pump poster

I just put some preparation H on my asshole and I bought another share. Am I going to make it?

i have all the faith in the world in our pump management here. you guys do your thing, report back

>>50484957
Have you tried to dilate?

Yeah I'm thinking we're close to making it frens...

>>50484957
Hey buddy I'm not a qualified pumpologist nor have I ever worked in the field but I watch a lot of YouTube..

Have you checked the pump reserves? It's my under that the system won't operate correctly if it's out of pump.

>that pathetic excuse for a dump
kek

>>50485002
Closer to bankrupting ourselves.

>>50485006
how can it be out of pump already, anon? we've been working on the tank since last thursday

dont listen to the youtube jockey, he means well. get back to work sir, let us know if you need anything. here's some help

>>50484957
Try fixin the percolator, it could have some issue.

I'm not a shill but the meltdown last night over Computershare was fucking hilarious. Especially for those who 100% DRSed

500k
>500k
500k
>500k

Low.

I'm dedicating my post squeeze life to making women's lives worse. I will start a PAC to take away equal rights.

>>50484957
try pressing this

>>50485064
I think those were shills trying to get us all riled up.

so quiet today...

>>50485006
We've got pump reserve for a lil while, although they are definitely running lower than yesterday
>>50485061
For all that is holy, I really hope the issue won't damage the percolator. This thing is heavy, a pain to move, and lots of complex parts are in the heart of the machine. This is like a mini rocket in another rocket level of complexity.

>>50485098
Don't feed him.

oh nooooo i'm so fucking scared

>>50485098
I was there playing the shill. Good times. Thanks DRS baggies for your sacrifices, buy you will WAGMI too don’t worry and don’t withdraw your sacrifi… ehrmmm, I mean stock from CSGO

>>50485099
we're doing our part on the pump tank, why aren't you?
at least bring the intern some coffee

>>50485099
They needed the extra shill money to drive the price lower

pump magistrate, i've spoken with the engis. They told me to send this over

This just means they wasted their dump reserves early and now it can run the rest of the day.

KEK they're going to try every single thing possible to tame this.....The past 24hrs has confirmed that MOASS is here in my opinion

>>50485064
this

>>50485105
I hope we have enough to get us to the next leg higher

>>50484807
I've prepared my face to be melted. Proceed.

>>50485129
Imagine still shilling against DRS.
Literally nothing changed, especially for those of us who were never going to sell a single share. The ONLY reason I will ever come back to a GME general is to laugh at the kids in tears over never having DRSed a single share. You will still be joining class action lawsuits hoping for Pennies while my kids are living off fat GME dividend checks

>>50484970
Thanks for the welding, it jumpstarted pump pump 10 minutes ago
>>50485085
>>50485142
Alright, this is definitely helpful. Wish me luck frens.

>>50485150
You know I’ve found that when reserves are low, you can maximize pressures by rerouting the pump through the smaller diameter valves

>>50485145
Of course. I welcome their struggling.

Lads, hold on for a bit, I've got a firmware update for the vobulating percolator, hooking the bootloader up, as we speak.

>>50485002
I feel you, fren.

>>50485191
Oh sorry I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings
Psych! 1-0 gg no re

>>50485191
>Implying we will play jew game instead of launching minecraft

>>50485191
>Imagine still shilling against DRS.
And they don't realize they're yours to transfer wherever you like if you REALLY wanted to.

>>50485220
hello world

Completely normal and not suspicious in any way graph.......

>>50485105
did you try giving the percolator a slight tap? I used to do it with my old tv.

slurped with half my ammo to scare the stock, seem like it will take some more time to go in action

>>50485245
You've had no volume for two weeks. Nobody is buying baggie

>>50485220
Can confirm this is the embedded software developer of the pump engine. The new motor mapping will definitely be useful.
>>50485248
Well, I'd like to remain alive for the whole shift, and I'm pretty sure people in a 2-miles radius do too.

>>50485281
Just bought 5 more

the only reason anyone is going to make money is because of drs look at the amc faggots that think just "buy and hodl" is enough anyone against drs is either a shill or an idiot it literally stops the hedgies printing synthetics imagine not drs'ing any shares because "muh broker"

DOT is BLUE

>>50485304
Wow congrats on your new bags. You've dropped another half a percent to -3%.
Still looks a whole lot like nobody is buying. Zero fomo. Zero hype. Dead marketplace. Useless split

>50485281
It's pretty cool that were up 11% with so little volume. Wouldn't you say my shill fren?

Why the fuck are you guys drooling over a girl that’s a 7/10 with make up on and a 5 without? You guys really need to get laid more. Bitch better know how to cook and fix shit around the house with a face like that.

Uh oh, stinky. Evergrande sisters got too cocky.

>>50485327
Just got another 5

So will we just open tomorrow at a lower price with more shares in our accounts is that the theory on what’s gonna happen?

Moass aside?

How is the price going down the day of a stock split?

>>50485319
what the fuck are you even trying to say?

>>50485333
1.3b has been frozen. Nothingburger hyped by western burry cock sucking faggots.

>>50485333
>Communist
>Bank
RUMAO

600k
>600k
600k
>600k

>>50485339
worst case 90 day waiting time before they are forced to say the same thing they knew at tomorow open. don't you love all this 1700 era bulshit ?

>>50485351
He saying the reason moass is even a possibility is because of drs. This wouldn't be possible without drying up liquidity. The issue is that theres a some of us who didn't feel like drsing 100% while there's actual shills fudding drs. Those two camps aren't the same but it seems that way to some autists and 100% maxis.

>>50485378
They have 90 days to cover. If they can't cover then it gets passed up. Then they get 90 days to cover. Baggies you're looking at a minimum of 4-6 months

>>50485393
im here forever, keep coping hedgie.

Alright, here it is. Posted an early version last night but still wonder if I should add anything more.

>>50485393
Ok. I can wait. Is this supposed to be fud?

>>50485393
>you will be millionaires in 4-6 months
is this the new fud kek

>>50484831
>>50484832
Comf comf.

>>50485418
Maybe tuck in an apu somewhere. But looks good.

>>50485393
So only 6 more months until MOASS AND I can add 200 more (per-split) shares? Got it.

>>50485393
Lol no they don't. Man you are bad at this

>>50477744
>>50477744
important
Can retail's limit buys get triggered AH?
I really really reeeeaaalllyyyy want some cheapies,

>>50485423
They don't seem to notice the absurdity of what they post. Imagine being this informed about a stock while not holding it.

>>50485393
did you just confirm moass?

>>50485423
ah jeez, really? 6 full months until i will never have to wageslave again. oh bother.

>>50485389
There are people in this very general who never DRSed a single share because of shills or lack of intelligence. Not a single share registered in their own name. Counting on Fidelity to put their interests before their own solvency. Much like that evergrande article, sorry your broker shares were an “investment vehicle” not your own money

>>50485418
Or if you wanna cause some seething add a banan since he hates comfyposting

I hate that people meme that GME will be worth hundreds of thousands, if not millions. I'd be happy if after the split it goes back to 100 or maybe even 150 in relative short time. But that's about it. Nothing else is going to happen. I wish it would, don't get me wrong, but I'm just going to sit back and see what'll happen without hyping up my pipe dreams of buying thots with 0.001 piece of a GME share

Sub 100 by end of day, massive short attack that gets stock delisted post split.

700k
>700k
700k
>700k

>>50485445
>5445
very comfy

>>50485494
Stag hunt. You dumb faggot. You need to read up on game theory.

>50485494
>1pbtid
>le its not happening fud

Im finding solace in the fact that SPY is dying

>>50485494
>I want to make 4x of live comfy
This fud is so shit, you had 2 fucking year to swing this shit for x3 every time.

>>50485503
“Massive short attack”
Sub million shares traded over an hour in. If they still had ammo for massive attacks we would in fact see one today. But they don’t. They don’t have ammo. They are literally bullwhipping Bitcoin and spy to have enough liquidity for one more day.

Their tanking the whole market.

>>50485549
They're*** kek sorry anon i had to

>>50485549
Nothing to do with china protecting banks with tanks.

>>50484421
high test. mama mia

>>50484596
DRS is STILL the way! Bank of America is trying to shake out weak handed fags with the 20x current stock value limit.

800k
>800k
800k
>800k

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

MARKET MAYHEM!!! BIDEN HAS COVID!!! BANK TANKS IN CHINA!!! AND......

DOT IS AS BLUE AS BLUE WILL BE

>>50485484
50% broker
50% drs
'tis the moass chad way

>>50485605
Biden is fucked and the Niggress will be president nigger.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>50484399
checked

amkek is red now too lmao

>>50485626
Holy shit, look at my ID.
Pedi pea.. I’m scared.

Not what I expected from today but I am still entertained.
One more day for kenny I guess.

Why doompa?

>>50485677
no more poompa

>50485503
if they had the power to delist gme they would've done it after jan. they did try to shake the tree by crime dropping it from 380 to 40 and still the majority didn't sell. their only hope is still that we all sell. thats why they're trying to fud drs right before the split. so people pull out of drs or stop drs'ing.

Poor Kenny can only afford to send us one 'jeet shill today.

>>50485418
Is that 'The Floor is Lava'?
Nice artwork fren

>>50485539
Then how have they dropped us over $8 and counting an hour into trading on the eve of our split? We should be pumping.

oh shit picrel?

>>50485605
finally

Nothing will happen.

>>50485705
Normalfags are always at least a day late.

>>50485703
Don't care I want it to dump as much as possible so I can get more shares. The price is irrelevant until it squeezes anyway.

their collateral is also eating shit, there is no safe place for them.

>>50485677
I just bought a share

CHECK THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE, MAYBE THERE'S SOME LEFTOVER POOMP WE CAN USE!!!

>>50485328
Wow what happened baggie? Down $10 today. Where's the fomo bro???

I'm glad i sold yesterday. No way am i getting tricked into holding bags for months again. Will buy post split

I'd really like to live in the timeline where this measly -5% is the best they can actually muster, they're throwing everything at it but it'll fly tomorrow
Perhaps we are in this timeline

So is the dividend in AH today, premarket tomorrow, or AH tomorrow?

>>50484908
I pushed him out of the way of a speeding vehicle

>>50485780
AH today

I hate the algo.

>>50485777
Lragb svegns

900k
>900k
900k
>900k
900k
>900k

>>50485780
I believe it starts at market close today, and is all finalized come Monday

>50485768
Lol do they think this actually works 18 months in and the day before the split?

>>50485825
>wait till monday

>>50485703
>how have they dropped us over $8 and counting an hour into trading on the eve of our split? We should be pumping.
Scene: a disgusting messy bedroom. Faint cold light creeps in between the tattered curtins. Baggie slouches in front of an old computer.
He wipes his bleary eyes.
Discarded cans of beer and softdrink are scattered on the floor, yet as the line drops lower and lower he is stone
cold
sober

Shoudn't have listened to you cultists and sold above 160...

>>50485736
You've had two (2) years. Also, the higher the SP the more stress it places on their collateral requirements and reducing their ability to short it more.

>>50485827
desperation makes people do crazy things

>Price action clearly following indices
How has GG not been put in jail yet?

>>50485851
sell at 155, it's just a $5 difference per share bro

Why are we selling?

>50485846
Ah so they DO think this kind of fud works to keep trying it Le lol

Thanks for FUDding this 'meme' stock. Should've covered when you had the chance.

>>>/pol/

So basically, redditors saw the new CS sell limits and just said fuck this and started selling?

>>50485465
Self bump
plz

WTF is DWAC doing???

>>50485811
>>50485825
Well that's pretty cool then, I was thinking I would have to wait over the weekend but we might see some whacky shenanigans today and tomorrow if this is hitting in AH today.

>>50485870
Yes.

I sold yesterday

>>50485870
I kek at this attempt

Kek crypto baggies

Lol did biden just pull the covid card so he doesn't t have to face the music when the market crashes

My actual sides are in orbit and my penis is the big penis

>>50485911
I'll only kek them when I see BTC sub 15K

>>50485887
yeah tomorrow could be interesting, I'm assuming they'll be smashing the 'just fucking short it some more' button all day today and tomorrow though

>WAGM-AAAAAACKKK!

>>50485220
Great work with the new bootloader.
The pump pump was out of commission for a while, thus the free falling, but the percolator is running again. Keeping diagnostic tools up to avoid any more issues

>>50485916
i think he'll die. then blame the crash on that. plus they have the added benefit of going full emotional and trick the masses into some stupid shit again

>>50485142
do we have any bracketeers itt who can help?

Dumb question maybe but what prevents hedgies from holding one share of GME? If price goes to infinity as expected, they can cover and beyond, no?

>>50485942
Ryan?

>>50485956
If they buy, that means they are closing a short, anon.

>>50485870
the less redditors making it, the better imo.

>>50484399
>That's my OC
>It's in the OP
>That means I'm an OG
>You're shitposting with me
>We hold GME
>We spite the hedgies
>Rewrite history
>Bring them to their knees
>Make them say "please"
>Ken can suck on DEEZ

Price is obviously going to close green. The price action is meant to reduce FOMO

>>50485851
I've been buying for 2 years, I still want more. I want to lock up as much as I possibly can in DRS.

>>50485870
Are we already seeing the dead cat bounce?

>>50485952
Nobody cares about that old faggot not even his own kids.

>>50485905
I'd like to make a deposit

>>50485966
Yeah but if they keep and hold one? So say they buy two, one to close and one to hold?

>>50485977
Checked but I guarantee they're terrified of those 160c ending ITM

>>50485995
that's not how this works

>>50485977
Checked and 100% this. This stock is only closing green from here on out. The ftd trap and the splivvy combined ensure that. Their algo is literally fighting with itself.

>>50486000
digits say I believe you

>>50485984
>it's real

>>50485952
He'll do something.

1M
>1M
1M
>1M

>>50485916
My schizophrenic mind tells me that it's code for something they can't announce in public. Dogs were rumored to be code too, which got weird when then they killed one of the WH dogs and sent the other away for biting people.

>>50485956
>>50485995
They have to close like a billion shares anon. Holding 1 share isn't going to mean shit when they have to buy back a billion shares.

>>50486002
But why?

>>50485995
77 is that you?

>>50485995
Interesting. That way they can cash out for MOASS gains and possibly survive?

>>50485995
>they are losing to this

>>50485768
Jesus Mohinder, is this your best work?

>>50485777
Lucky 7's!

>>50486025
Sure but if their one share is in the infinity pool? There’s nothing bigger than that and they can cover or use it as collateral.

>>50486031
Ok you owe someone 10 apples how does holding one apple keep you from losing everything?

>>50485995
Anon, who are they going to sell to....

>>50486046
Are you retarded? Who would they be selling that one share to?

>>50486059
The other bagholding hedgefunds.

>>50486046
jesus fren you just aren't getting it

>>50486056
If the apple is infinity big though? Maybe an apple isn’t a good comparison. Say hedgies owe us the ocean but they keep a lake and put it into that ocean, then it’s infinitely big and who knows what else is in there.

topkek @ reddit posts about "why do you care about selling" hurr durr because I wanna be a millionaire maybe?
I can't wait to see them lose their money on funko pops

so am i really supposed to believe people are selling just before the fucking split that has been hyped up as a squeeze trigger? i thought jews were intelligent but this is just blatant manipulation even a monkey would recognize

>>50486085
anon don't think more about this it might give you a headache. you might be retarded but you will still wagmi

>>50486059
>>50486059
I was also wondering the same question as the other guy and these responses have made me realize that I am far more retarded than I previously thought, kek.

>>50485984
He should be reaching the controls from first class. Then this meme would be 1000%

>>50486071
>themselves so that they implode the system and stop moass of course


>>50486095
yeah kek, those posts are fucking retarded. As if the whole point of this isn't to get ez money

>>50486095
Redpill me on funko pops.

>>50486085

>>50486085
>10*infinity > 1*infinity

>>50486111
Thanks I’ll try. Bothering me though it’s like I missed something!

>>50486100
Thats the problem. People hype up fucking everything and then they get disappointed.

>>50486113
>>50486113
>>50486113
Threaded.

>>50484405
>>50484462
>>50484471
>>50484521
>>50484589
>>50485641
WAGMI.

>>50485418
Very nice.
>>50485780
>https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
The effects will be seen tomorrow.

>>50485971
It's a classic.

>>50486128
Kek

>>50486157
the only thing im disappointed in is the absolute pathetic state of shills

>>50486095
Kek anon don't try to dissuade them from holding forever, or "selling on the way down." In fact, these are both incredibly beneficial for the molasses.
Give them an updoot and move along.

>>50486135
Gay collectable plastic figures that people collect, some are quite rare and valuable. I don’t get it, I don’t own one. I would give it to my dog if I did, but some faggots love them, and that’s okay, it’s just not for me. I seen this show pawn stars and some soft spoken chink brought some in, like a rare collection of 4, worth like 2k or some shit.
I seen some niche things go crazy, like Kenner toys. I made 9k last year selling vintage RC cars on eBay to grown men trying to be kids. If I see one at a swap meet or yard sale I grab it and post it for 3x and eventually they always sell. It’s died off, the money dried up now. Those markets aren’t as booming as last year.

>>50485977
So fucking crooked that they can do that.

What do you call this pattern?

>>50486322
>visualizing the ledge

>>50486322
Desperation.