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>that ridiculous gap down on oil
lmao the inventory report was yesterday so this has to be about Libya

>>50484290

lol bears are sooo desperate. look at the premarket. this dump is super fake. when we open we might get a big red candle just to bait the idiots into shorting the dip again. then we melt up. i predict 398 minimum eod on SPY

>China has been fucking us with a dragon dildo for 15 years now

Hahahahahahaha bears are so fucking desperate to bet against the US and the market in general. How shortsighted can you be?? You just had 8 months of insane red, aren't you happy?

>>50484321
Libya was yesterday too. I think this is about the EU possibly going into a recession. It's about le fears of a... LE recession.

WHO says it's still not a PHEIC

>While a few Members expressed differing views, the committee resolved by consensus to advise the WHO Director-General that at this stage the outbreak should be determined to not constitute a PHEIC.
>However, the Committee unanimously acknowledged the emergency nature of the event and that controlling the further spread of outbreak requires intense response efforts. The Committee advised that the event should be closely monitored and reviewed after a few weeks, once more information about the current unknowns becomes available, to determine if significant changes have occurred that may warrant a reconsideration of their advice.
>The Committee considered that the occurrence of one or more of the following should prompt a re-assessment of the event: evidence of an increase in the rate of growth of cases reported in the next 21 days, both among and beyond the population groups currently affected; occurrence of cases among sex workers; evidence of significant spread to and within additional countries, or significant increases in number of cases and spread in endemic countries; increase in number of cases in vulnerable groups, such as immunosuppressed individuals, including with poorly controlled HIV infection, pregnant women, and children; evidence of increased severity in reported cases (i.e. increased morbidity or mortality and rates of hospitalization; evidence of reverse spillover to the animal population; evidence of significant change in viral genome associated with phenotypic changes, leading to enhanced transmissibility, virulence or properties of immune escape, or resistance to antivirals, and reduced impact of countermeasures; evidence of cluster of cases associated with clades of greater virulence detected in new countries outside West and Central African countries.

3 more weeks

>>50484331
Being a mentally ill faggot may get you government gibs and status out there. But in here, you just look like another pajeet dipshit desperately treating this place as if it were stocktwits.
>I bet you invested in DWAC
>I bet you invested in SIGA
>I bet you are a cuckhold

>>50484321
If that's the case, I may get in a bit of it. Gold did a 180 though, don't know why.

>>50484347
>he doesn’t know who is president
>he thinks an executive order on climate change is bullish
Kek

>>50484354
lol. lmao even. my folio is a conservative 50% SOXL 50% TQQQ. and i made a TOOOOOON of money this week. just DCA'd all the way down and getting close to breakeven. next week is green 100000% there's literally no way the fed hikes rates by more than 75 and with that confirmed we will get an epic short squeeze. bears will jump off roofs.

>banter intensifies

>>50484363
Wait who’s presi- OH GOD

Hope you are ready to sell before the weekend

>>50484408
good good very good, rates will be cut in september to fuel the bullrun back to ATHs

TRADING VIEW WON'T LOAD FOR ME. IT'S OVER

>>50484406
well played

Somebody get the microphone away from this bitch before we open red

Small caps...

>>50484435
the plug has been pulled
circuit braker day

>>50484424
>LFAP

>bobo, why are you glowing neon red?

>everything flat premarket
Whether we pump or dump, you know it’s fake and gay. Bulls went long last Thursday and are holding, and bears have been making so much money they’re probably scared to really do much. Everything else is just manipulation and fake outs.

So negative indicators are actually bullish because maybe the fed slowes hikes or hikes less? Is this what we're thinking

Is anyone buying SQQQ?

>>50484482
>open flat
>this is a victory for bears
LMFAOOOOO

>>50484509
From what I've been hearing and reading, the market has already started to look way past the end of this rate hike cycle.

guys this is not a meme post
today is a good day to buy SOXS at open or at 10:30. Please don't give in to the euphoria, buy some just in case just hedge yourself.

>>50484524
no u

>>50484408
I mean let's not mid ourselves, people just straight up are too lazy to work. There's a job on every corner.

Dollar has completely retraced its drop and took out the overnight highs.

>>50484572

God Bless America.

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>>50484572
KEKW

>>50484579

>>50481507
Interesting.

>>50482663
Old guy wisdom, very wholesome.

>>50482803
Self-help books are a waste of time and money in my opinion. Most people who are fulfilled, successful, and intelligent are religious though.

>>50483368
>>50483929
kek

WHAT THE FUGGG WAS THAT XD

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50484513
Bruhhh...

>>50484597
I'm a fucking idiot. I thought higher jobless is beating expectations. This is bullish.

>>50484537
it your money not mine pal, just know I've been there before.

>put in 10-20% into soxs
>put a stop loss of 30%
>use it as cash to buy the dip on eventual soxl pullback

>>50484513
my dude...

>>50484604
>Self-help books are a waste of time and money
>Most people who are fulfilled, successful, and intelligent
unironically, most people who are successful and intelligent read self-help books, or books that you would consider self-help (how to negotiate better, how to improve your memory, leadership qualities, how to invest better)
the most successful people READ, and read nonstop

>>50484597
>bad news
Market goes green now right?

>>50484626
>manufacturing index
God damn

>>50484637
i miss the old steam, everything now tries to look like a fucking cellphone

>>50484640
comfy

>>50484648
in clown world all news is green

how is TESLA fucking doing so well after their BTC scam they repotred yesterday,,, this is silly.

not even a proper what the fuck was that spam

what THE FUCK is AT&T's problemo?

When is CHIPS bill vote? Can I watch it on CSPAN?

>>50484637
Holy shit, take me back.

>>50484673
Looks pretty normal to me for that shit

>>50484671
>Betting against Africa

>>50484678
It passed the filibuster in the Senate yesterday, and they'll probably either vote on it late this week or early next week. Then it goes to the house which it will probably pass next week. Biden could sign it into law as early as next week or the week after. Really just depends when the Senate votes on the bill.

>>50484698
How far back?

>>50484671
The people who buy TSLA don’t care about fundamentals. They just ride the hype, and ignore all bad news.

Doomp it

Would you look at that?

So SIGA is done for, right? No public health emergency

>>50484637
BOOM

HEADSHOT

>>50484713
>No adventures of put put
>No adventures of sam: afraid of “xyz”
Childhood

>>50484725
Nobody is going to ever blame homos for anything in clownworld. Homos are the most special protected people in today's society

Look I'm not even a perma bear but between the siga faggots, 4 figure redditors spamming melt up bullshit, gme/AMC pumping and general euphoria here the last week my portfolio is mostly puts, uvxy and sqqq heading into rate hikes next week.

You fags are going to get heemed

>>50484656
Ditto

>>50484713
>MFW I see this and think about the new W11 UI

>they don't know that we are about to depart from the "return to normal" phase and into the "fear" phase

have fun mumus :3

>>50484713
Msdos where you had to run the drivers to get the mouse to work first prior to playing dune2 and syndicate:)

>>50484725
Definitely not. This is going to be the opposite of how covid went down. Covid was a non-serious disease that the government completely overreacted to, mpox is a serious disease that the government is just going to ignore because fags are involved. It's going to continue to spread and get worse and worse as th government pretends it doesn't exist. This is unironically bullish for SIGA tbqh.

>>50484814
Kek
>no federal subsidies is bullish

Tsla to 850 while gme goes back to the shadow realm
Bobos can still have their fun in some sectors but it's almost pathetic how they want ALL sectors to fit their headcannon

>>50484795
Until the fucking nasdaq stops pumping when the dow is shitting the bed it's not happening. They're all invested in techshit.

>female co-workers start talking about how the price of groceries and fuel are going to double in the next months
>ask why they think that and say that I know why it is going down, but wanna hear why do they think it will go up
>they say "huuuuuuuuh election period idk lol??"
>start explaining how things are priced in the country, how we had major price cuts and that the last time gas' price was adjusted was when crude was 125 dollars and that since then it went down 20%
>tell them that if anything elections tend to bring the price down not up since they want to get that last minute popularity boost
>they just start talking over me about trivialities and which purse they thought looked cute the other day
i hate women so much

>>50484837
>Tsla to 850
not the sector I want to go up... does that make me a:

>Bad Bobo

>>50484837
>headcannon
No, you are right. It’s not like we have ath inflation and a senile teleprompter at the wheel

I feel crabby guys

>>50484844
these are the "people" that vote for the future of policy

>buy ammo

>>50484844
>Mansplaining
What the fuck is wrong with you?

Is everything bullish or?

>>50484725
Did they announce that conclusion? It looks like the meeting is still in progress

>>50484856
big snibs or lil snibs?

>>50484606
>>50484615
only 2 posts. smg is ded

>>50484866
just quit having gay orgies in sex dungeons, faggots

Also, why do you guys gamble on catalysts like this monkeypoz?

>>50484883
Everybody roped. Bottom is in soon.

>>50484863
i think it is called mansplaining because women are incapable of logical thought and reaching obvious conclusions themselves

>>50484855
So because of that, ALL sectors must go down?
Nice headcannon
Let me guess, your portfolio is very conservative at 95% sqqq/puts

>early bird catches the worm

Any SQQQ bag holders here? I have a bunch at 52

>>50484866
He’s a SIGA bear. Probably pic related. He *scoff* thinks he can drive SIGA price down by FUDding here.

>>50484844
>working with women.
you should quit

I dunno what SPY is waiting for it made a double top yesterday at close

>>50484906
Oh I know. I was shitposting. Men tend to talk about concrete details about how things work, while women talk about less tangible ideas.

>>50484910
Nope. I’m full cannabis with a SOXS hedge opened yesterday.

>>50484860
Bullish for lead.

>>50484906
The obvious conclusion is that the prices of everything is going to double chud

>>50484513
I've been buying all week my man, and I'll probably be buying more up to the fed meeting

>>50484934
Based pot man
This guy fucks

>>50484834
You're missing the point. The WHO has just decided to let covid run rampant throughout the world. This will cause a rubber band effect on SIGA in the near future.

>>50484930
All that woman did was mimic Steve jobs, in fact every fagtech company does it now.

>>50484958
Who's Steve Jobs?

Why hasn't it picked a direction yet?

>>50484916
they "work" for me since my dad is the owner and I'm starting to get the know how to take over when he retires
he has a policy of women only because they are better with people (its a clinical lab) and because he can pay them less kek

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50484962
Steve Job my balls

>ARKK up 30%
>Cathy Wood Killin it!
Do these retards on CNPC hear themselves?

>>50484964
Tsla hasn't even begun its journey
Leo season incoming
Cancer man about to shit on shorts

>>50484962
Some guy who wears black turtlenecks.

>>50484964
it is picking armageddon soon

>>50484965
The only scenario where it is acceptable to hire women is if they are 7.5/10 or above this is a red line

>That wick!

I HATE SIGA SO FUCKING MUCH I'M GONNA SELL IT ALL

>>50484965
I only hire men usually but when I filled a recent vacancy in a job I hired a woman this one time. Holy shit it's been a long time since I've legitimately had to conversate with a woman for more than a couple seconds and I can confidently say that women are subhuman in just about every way. Emotional wrecks, have no inner monologue, never shut the fuck up, can't take direction, argumentative over completely trivial shit, poor workers. It's the first and last time I ever hire a woman. I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>50484956
>He still takes covid seriously
lmfao

Just sold all my SIGA on that tiny exit pump.

Hehe it's another 2% nasdaq day!!!! Have fun losers sitting on the sidelines, or even worse- betting against America

aaaaaaand just like that we are green again! bears must be grinding their teeths as we speak LOL

>>50485011
>>50485024

bobos

>>50484844
>>ask why they think that and say that I know why it is going down, but wanna hear why do they think it will go up
i literally cannot stop cringing
you sound like a fucking 13 year old boy

>>50485020
I meant mpox

>>50485024
>>50485011
Why are the people of /smg/ so homophobic?

I'm worried for FOMC week.

SPY will never hit 400 again
just give up Mumu

>>50485015
they do not shut up its fucking amazing really
but the worst part is pregnancy
one of them is about to leave soon and theres nothing you can do
you pay for your workers to be whores haha lovely

Bobos are on vacation

Imagine if you will, a diamond, unbreakable ceiling 3975 feet high.

Watch Mara and tsla join forces to wipe out any gains made by siga and gme
Gme general should just turn into gaysexgaymers general at this point

>will soon get margin called

>>50484844
>talking to women about money
lol

THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>WHO'S BUYING
THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>WHO'S BUYING
THEY CAN'T STOP BUYING
>WHO'S BUYING

>>50485056
whats wrong with wanting to know how someone has come up with such a stupid and illogical thing
these people work with me I need to know they are not mentally handicapped
besides you get to tell them how to fix their thinking. you dont do this? you let leftoids keep voting left instead of educating them?

>>50485080
>>50485015
How do I get women to stop interrupting every last thing I say? Sometimes it feels like they don't actually care about what I have to say and just want to hear themselves talk.

>>50485108
It's almost disgusting how much money I'm making off calls while bobos get liquidated to feed my opium addiction

>>50485113
if you actually speak/spoke like that, there is less than zero chance that you have ever convinced anyone of anything whatsoever
i am going to choose to believe that you are trolling

Twice as bad as the previous read.
LEADING indicator.

>>50485139
explain your reasoning

>>50485141
in other words
your MOM is going down

I am g

>>50485141
>It's a bit of a miss
CNPC permabull

>TBLT
fucking hell why do these dogshit low cap bullshit ass stocks keep fucking skyrocketing out of nowhere and why do I never manage to get in early

>>50485119
I can confidently tell you that as someone who is normally a very nice guy who doesn't have a mean bone in his body, having a female employee has brought the demon out of me. She's only worked for me for 2.5 months and I've already made her cry 3 times. I absolutely see red when dealing with her because she's so goddamn retarded, but she won't quit, she just puts up with it. Unironically just treat them like shit because that's what they deserve. Women shouldn't be in the work place.

>>50485146
he sounds like a cringelord teenage know-it-all faggot and people tend to roll their eyes at cringelord teenage know-it-all faggots while simultaneously entrenching their current belief because they want to avoid agreeing with a cringelord teenage know-it-all faggot

My entire future depends on SOXL going above 19.5 some time this week

>>50484321
Have you been paying attention at all the past month?
This shit happens once a week, at least.

Smart money bailed on oil as soon as the 0.75% hike happened. At this point it's back to the lonely permabulls, plus repeated waves of paperhand bitches just hopping in any spike in hopes that oil might regain momentum. Sadly the reality is that inflation is done (in USD terms) as weaker countries/currencies buckle under the pressure and literally collapse - ex Sri Lanka, turkey, ecuador, pakistan, germany, etc.
All risk is to the downside at this point. Betting on any oil/energy/cyclical play is betting that prices hold up long enough to pay out, but there is no upside. Hold energy is selling a put on these global recession odds.

The end result is that we get these weekly shakeouts until eventually the collapse is real and suddenly one day there is no support to buy the oil dip and prop that price back to $100+.

Today is the futures contract settlement too, so there's that..

Is this the worst market of all time absolute DOGSHIT

>>50485015
>>50485080
>>50485119
I’m getting married in three weeks

What I’ve learned is to just let them talk. You have to ask leading questions to get them to arrive at the conclusions you want. You can’t tell them anything

>>50485139
finding flaws on the logic (or lack of) that was perfectly crafted on idiots heads for years by the gov is a bad thing. gotcha

wtf happened

>>50485148

If tsla breaks 800 without a gap down back to 780, fuck me in the ass and call me a teddy bear

based ecb

>>50485187
you have awoken the golden bear with your post, wtf have you done anon

>>50485185
holy fuck you're an autismal fucking retard nigger
i am telling you you TALK like a fucking moron
am i interrupting your thomas the tank engine time?

>>50485141
bullish

>APPL IN THE RED
LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Just a friendly reminder to update your calendars, AMD rescheduled their earnings call to August 2nd

>>50484980
Imagine your life being defined by meaningless entertainment

>>50485215
I tried doing exactly what >>50485182 said, you ask questions and let them answer and then you try and correct the flaws. how is that autistic? what would you say in my shoes

>>50484673
Thnx for pointing that out anon. I just bought some 10/21 $17 calls on them.

Apparently they added subscribers, beat on earnings but their free cash flow is down because they paid down debt (smart move long term given rate hikes)

Boomers are seething because much divvies might be lower. Looks like a good buy to me

>>50485182
Totally different scenario between marrying someone you love and having an employee. But yeah she just talks rather Im listening or not. Most of the time I'm blatantly ignoring her but she doesn't seem to mind, just keeps on talking. Yesterday she was rambling on about her collection of cabinet knobs completely unsolicited. I quickly came to the realization that there is absolutely no way I could ever be in a relationship ever again based off of just having a female employee.

>>50485250
Gl bro I have a stack and just saw it was getting gang raped this morning maybe an add down here is worth it

>>50485188
>>50485204
>>50485217
We back?

>>50484671
people who buy TSLA don't care about fundamentals, they just make money

>>50485255
>her collection of cabinet knobs
Fucking lol

>>50484965
you pay them more. you just think it's less because you think they are people.

I really need help. Can someone tell me what price soxl will finish the week?

>>50485255
im getting PTSD just reading this post

>>50485298
16

>>50485260
too soon

>>50485298
>>50485303
what this guy said (post split)

if you're not buying sqqq at this exact moment you are missing out on an easy 5-15% today

>>50485298
sure my man, last two digits of this post are the 100% guaranteed price.

>>50484844
>start explaining
kek.

>>50485303
>>50485316
Thank you

>>50485255
>collection of cabinet knobs
Huh? How does that work.

TSLA is a fucking joke. Shit needs to dump

>>50484524
unf that taste in games, are you me?

>>50484844
>having a job that has female coworkers/management
>trying to explain anything math related to women
>trying to have any philosophy/economic/political conversations with women

You sound really retarded anyways but spoiler the only thing they want is for you to try to fuck them/ego boosts/compliments/"agreeable" narratives or pop culture references

>>50485348
Nah, you
How much have you lost?

>>50485255
>Yesterday she was rambling on about her collection of cabinet knobs
Guys I want an autistic niche interests gf, how do I go long on this?

>>50485316
this post checks out... SPXS for bigger results

i want to short tsla so bad but i'm a pussy

>>50485343
You know like handles on a dresser drawer she collects those for some unforseen reason.

>>50485348
Honestly I wouldn't mess with tesla options. I don't see any scenario where it doesn't go up the rest of the year. They're probably pumping it too.

Jesus can this ridiculous cat bounce end? I need PLTR back around 6 to load up. NNDM could stop pretending as well.

>>50485348
>he didn't buy b4 the ER

>>50485398
>They're probably pumping it too.
Probably? You not see what they did with BTC?

>>50485383
I wish I sold my puts out yesterday

>>50485392
Yeah, but do you put them in a shadow box or in a big glass case? A big pegboard grid of knobs? I'm confused. Perhaps on cabinets??

>>50485235
some would say your memes are meaningless entertainment, but yeah its sad in more ways than one

>>50485383
not now, next week is going to be super green, tsla to 1000, then the dumpening begins

>>50485373
Nothing. I’m up actually. Bought a put at 795

>>50485400
Reddit is aggressively slurping the dip as we speak because they believe powell will pivot next wednesday and the money printer will be back on.

>>50485407
Don't get smart nigger faggot

>>50485314
>>50485303
AAAAAAAA I BOUGHT PUTS WITH THE LAST OF WHAT I HAD AND NOW ITS PUMPING

It’s over.

>>50485340
>>50485316
>>50485303
>muh nasdaq will go down
TQQQ will be green EOD.

>>50485076
lol. lmao even. bears are sooooooo stupid. they get 2 red candles, a paltry -0.1% day, and they rejoice. coping furries. god i hate bears. more calls for me, they're discounted.

>>50485407
Yeah Elon laundered his money to himself by pumping Bitcoin and then selling some he had privately. Then he sold at a loss in a period of low revenue to pad his numbers of TLSA. Scam artist extraordinaire. He doesn’t even need to sell shares to get money out of his company.

BIDEN HAS COVID

>>50485412
She keeps a giant box of them in her car. We were out having a smoke and she just starts pulling them out one by one and gives me a rundown on each one. I literally said nothing the whole time and was just checking /smg/ during it. She then proceeds to tell me this is only a quarter of her collection. It's kind of funny now because she's so autistic but at the time I wasn't trying to hear that shit.

>>50485438
I SAID POST SPLIT
$16 POST SPLIT
THAT MEANS IT'S GOING UP BIGLY YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER

>>50485446
what a fucking chud should have gotten the 85th booster

Get ready to kneel, Spain. We always win in the end. We are the gayest country on earth.

>>50485141
lmao. lol even. rates confirmed to get cut in september at the latest. maybe even this month. they'll probably only do 25 or 50 bps if they hike at all. lol. lmao even.

gme baggies getting dumped before split kek

>>50485469
they’re going to put him on a vent and make harris president

I just got approved for options level 1 and the desire I have to start gambling is insane.

I'm already thinking about buying calls on T after this huge drop. and I'd want to put in at least 8k...

Dude what a FUCKING joke! Literally as soon as the market goes up they come out with JOE BIDEN HAS COVID. Oh my fucking christ it's unbelievable.

>>50485490
>/biz ID
You should totally do it. First one's free, so make it count.

>>50485470
Most people don't know women are turbo autists.

BUY SELL BUY SELL BUY SELL BUY SELL

>>50485469
and that's a good thing, here's why!

>>50485482
This. It's kind of sad, he's a confused old man and he'll be murdered. He was never meant to be president.

>>50485470
dude has an autistic girl head over heels for him and cant notice it
holy shit you're dense and probably autistic too but that means you'll form a nice couple

>>50485482
Jesus Christ imagine the absolute horror. Then you have to consider who she appoints as her VP. It would probably be a transgender furry BIPOC. We would be pedal to the floor accelerating to the demise of this country in that scenario.

>>50485447
>>50485474
AAAAAA IM FORBODEN FROM DAYTRADING. AND I JUST SOLD MY 18.5 CALLS AT A LOSS!

>>50485517
He was a piece of shit his whole career and deserves this. Deal with it.

breaking news: biden has covid
could create some market jitters, similar to when trump had covid
especially as he is older
but overall probably a nothing burger for it's impact on stock market, unless his condition worsens

>uvxy and sqqq going parabolic

Lmao

Who wants to bet most of the GME retards are going to mass sell when they find the share price lower after the split

>>50485553
UVXY is up 1% lad let's not go crazy here

>>50485511
>clown world indicator powered by Tradingview™

T worth a look at this price? Supposedly it saw subscriber growth but its boomer stockholders hated that free cash flow was down.

>>50485523
Anon it's me fathands, I'm talking about the the female employee at my work. She's the one with both oral and genital herpes and also has 5 kids from 5 different dad's. She makes my penis literally suck up inside of me.

>>50485490

Whatever your account is valued at, take it to zero. Me? I lost 40k the month I could trade options, but it was one hell of a rush let me tell you.

>I-I just need 3 2xs and I’ll cash out

40k -> 85k ->

Two more!!!!

85k -> 0

>>50485446
i called this 2 years ago

>jim brandon dies of covid
>first female president takes over
>enforces strict jab rules in name of his death

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>50485566
Boomers truly are the scourge of the earth. The "I-me-mine" generation, frfr

>>50485446
This dude fucked me over once with fake news

>>50485581
Biden got the coof.

>>50485490
what's that process like?

>>50485604

>>50485497
>this is suddenly the news the market reacts to after all the shit recently...

I dont even know this market anymore.

>>50485568
oh nevermind then

>>50485526
not up to date on my constitutional process here but wouldn’t it be nancy at least temporarily?

If Cuntmala takes over the market goes to 2000 in about 3 weeks

Where is that mentally ill faggot who thought they had their finger on the pulse of the market?
>I have my finger on the prostate of the market

Is President Kamala bullish?

>>50485642
>kamala and nancy become pres and vp
That's worse than 2 atomic bombs.

>>50485665
No.

>>50485633
Can't deny that's it's extremely bearish for oil.

>>50485665

WHO JUST DECLINED TO LABEL MP AS A PHEIC HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Shoutout to Walmart for being my only green hold.

>>50485665
looking maybe...

Let's go oillllllllllll
Oil and gme at 1:1 parity
Lets fucking go

COLLAPSE TESLA!! SPXS WILL MOOON!

>dips close to my buy order
>goes up a bit
>touchea my buy order
>goes up a bit, then a bit more
...fucking tease

>>50485665
>i did it joe

BUDDY LOOK AT GAMESTOP COMPUTER GAME

>ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING PIECE OF BAD NEWS TANKS THE FUCKING MARKET EXCEPT SLOW JOE PEDO FUCKING BIDEN GETTING THE LITTLE CHINKY COOF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FUCKING HATE BOOMERS AND FUCKING REDDITORS SO FUCKING MUCH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>50485735
Did they really remake Blade???

The market can remain a nigger for longer than you can stay white

>>50485741
Lol
Lmao even
Can't you read the signs
How about you go back to you village, rajeet

>>50485755
NOOOO THE SHARE DIVIDEND IT WAS SUPOSED TO BE THE MOASSS NOOOOOO

HODL APES THE HEDGIES ARE SHORTING US BEFORE THE SPLIT

Just made $15 in profits. We're all gmi, bros...

>>50485781
Based. Remember to reinvest it.

>>50485775
rent free nigger, hahaha nigga

>>50485760
Keep calm, and slurp on my fren

>>50485217
LMAOOOOOOOO one tiny little blip downwards after oceans of nonstop green and bobo is rejoicing, you're so cute

>>50485770
big if true.

>>50485795
Kek baggie

Why does TPI sound extremely Jewish? What are the Euros up to

>>50485446
that's ironically SUPER bullish because we all know the markets dumped like 0.2% on the news of that and when he inevitably recovers by slurping some newborn blood we will pump like there's no tomorrow

>>50485664
Dudes portfolio was 8k yesterday on all soxl/tqqq and it's gonna be 4k next week lol

>>50485833
>Infinite bond repurchase to subsidize shitter brown countries
Yeah, it is.

>>50485799
"oceans of nonstop green"

>>50485836
>>50485799
>Nonstop green
Is the bull run in the room with us right now?

>>50485746
Your buy order for what?

>>50485864
yes chud graphs are racist

>>50485848
>Gremany! Pls buy our bonds, Germany we beg you, pls. Pasta! Pasta! Pasta!

>>50485416
There's nothing wrong with enjoying that stuff anon, but to put it on your fucking casket? We've replaced religion with consumption, now even funerals have changed to fill that void.

Short SIGA here

>>50485871
based
>>50485877
cringe

>>50485664
>>50485840
Already back down again, SOXL is unsoxsable.

>>50485871
uhhh yes? we're literally going up as we speak
>>50485864
bobo, you reek. change your damn pants... oh wait, you can't even afford running water! lmao

>>50485836
>9 posts by this ID

>>50485907
Screen shot yourTQQQ and SOXL positions at the moment (with cost basis) and tell me you are bullish

>>50485921
nahh i aint doing that til i'm up 100% but you will see them in a couple weeks bro

>>50485566
I bought 10k T and 7k VZ

>>50485921
I'm bullish.

I did it biz! I made a dollar!

>>50485760
Its because goobohono controls a ridiculous amount of the market

Oh wait, no, I lost a dollar.

>>50485932
have fun

>>50485954
>>50485932
Top zozzle

>>50485932
>>50485954
This is bullish

The worlds absolutely awful these days everything is just gay as fuck

The dips are being bought. Until next week...

>>50486005
Yeah. What's a man to do?

loll i love bears they are so fucking funny. look we're winning! we're down 0.1%! next day rolls... futures up 2%. all indices up 3% by eod. they don't even look at their dwindling portfolios. complete denial. the economic outlook could NOT be any clearer. up. UP you dumb whiny babies.

>best president of all time gets covid

FUCK, sold everything.

>>50485954
>>50485932
For Sale
One Account
Barely used

>>50486028
Is Biden's approval in the single digits yet?

im gonna masturbate while i wait for the big green candles that we get every day

>>50485577
I'm not looking to 2x. But I am currently thinking of buying puts on SPY at 385 that expire in 3 months to hedge against the market shitting itself.

but thats like 15k. and they might expire worthless. and then it would have been like I worked my job for months for nothing

>>50486014
Omg guize the banks are buying everything with newly printed money I’m so rich

>>50486064
I've got my girl coming over
No such luxuries for me, unless I want to have raw dick
I envy you

FUCK OFF MR SNIBS!!

>>50486083
Hell yeah you are. You ARE American, right?

Next
>>50486098
>>50486098
>>50486098

>>50486005
at least theres anime girls...for now.

There’s so much liquidity in the world sloshing around it’s insane, central banks haven’t done anything to roll back all the money they’ve printed it’s all looking to find a home soon

>>50486014
>cold war 2.0 in progress
>president just said he has cancer in incoherent speech yesterday
>today they say he has covid
>rate hikes next week
>inflation over 9%
>leaders of various countries world wide stepping down
>countries failing
>China guarding banks with tanks

Bullish. To tha moon fren

>>50486064
masturbation is a good indicator for a healthy portfolio.
at least for me if I'm underwater I don't even get my dick up in the morning.. for weeks..
having said that.. brb