/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50484800
The fuck is TPI?

>>50484839
Money printing for the poor states of Europe (Italy, Spain, etc.)
>The European Central Bank unveiled on Thursday its Transmission Protection Instrument (TPI), a new bond purchase scheme aimed at helping more indebted euro zone countries and preventing financial fragmentation within the currency bloc.

>>50484839
thats the gun she's gonna use to kill the kitten, the kitten of course being individual european currencies still in circulation.

Why did Italy give it's lira to Turkiyaa now they can't protect their people. They are at the mercy of globohomo.

It must end. Heads on pikes style. Literally just a few hundred people, think it would shock the world how few people are responsible for this.

how do i make a bet on them triggering TPI on italy?

>>50484893
Damn RIP yuropoors.

>>50484839
Infinite bond buyback.

>>50484800
QE-weimar

>>50484839
their new "innovative" tool against bond rate fragmentation in the eurozone.
in short: sell german bonds and use that money to buy bonds of other weaker countries like italy or spain.
i hate the eu and ecb so much as an europoor myself its unreal

>ECB's President Lagarde: Some TPI terms will stay unpublished.
HA

>>50484800
These are people who were never democraticaly elected into power, with your lives in their hands.
Euro zone was one of the greatest failures a jerk offs himanity has ever seen.

>>50485147
Oh yeah, how's Germany doing? Did they get their gas?

>>50485153
yeah this whole thing was kino oh the highest orders i fuckin love you guys, best of luck over the next decade, thoughts and prayers

HA part 2
>PI purchases would be focused on public sector securities (marketable debt
securities issued by central and regional governments as well as agencies, as
defined by the ECB) with a remaining maturity of between one and ten years.
Purchases of private sector securities could be considered, if appropriate.

and not even talking about the rate hike bc honestly you're lucky they're still so hell-bent on bullshit, they could have been REALLY honest and hiked it more, this is just toes in the water shit

>>50484839
Toilet Paper Instead.

>>50485163
you are about to get some argentina treatment with this fine granny, hehe nothing personel goy

>using southern euro countries as justification for your bad policies
Entire country of Greece has been unemployed for a decade, they simply do not care

Yurop is a huge shithole lmao

>>50485200
no, they used enough of it back in ww2, it's time to close the taps

>>50485200
entire eu and germany as the "powerhouse" are on the verge of drowning. putler lets the gas run again at a reduced capacity (media says 40%) but were already sabotaging ourselves by not opening nordstream 2 and then bitch about not having enough gas. inevitable downfall is only accelerating

>>50485200
russia sent a turbine to canada for maintenance. canada can't send it back to russia because of muh sanctions. the turbine may have found its way to germany, but is yet to be returned to russia. russia is saying it may have to reduce supply if it doesn't have all the necessary working parts. you literally cannot make this shit up

>>50485659
UNITED WE STAND, DIVIDED WE FALL! lmao this is truly a european century

>>50485246
good thing i've been panic buying since the fake pandemic started

>>50485296
brought to you by the US.

>>50484977
A few are responsible but millions are complicit.

>>50485726
its clear that we will drown first since were just the vassal of the us. but like lagarde tends to say "it will come" to the us afterwards

>>50485246
underrated

>>50485943
no it isnt, im still sitting here laughing at it, dont worry

>>50485153
yep, shadow government in your face now

>>50485246
kek

Just a reminder for anyone who doesn't know, this woman is literally a convicted criminal, found guilty of criminal negligence in how she handled a dispute involving a French state owned bank back when she was their finance minister.

>>50485009
They're not called yuropoorians for nothing anon

>>50486218
>convicted criminal
that's called honesty for a banker, you've really got to wonder about the ones who never get caught for anything

>>50485743
you are on a finance board my man
we are all complicit
clemency for conspirators in exchange for the lives of those responsible is still just barely acceptable and might pull us out of this

>>50486299
I was mostly thinking about politicians and journos, on the contrary most anons are among the victims of this clique.

>>50485659
Why is it not going back to its origin? Isnt it all handled by siemens (siemens does the maintenance, in a siemens plant in canada)? Makes sense that a pipeline cant run on full capacity if a part is missing

>>50485279
Imagine if Germany is felled by a lack of gas. Life is not without a sense of irony.

>>50485246
toliet paper backed economies.. it's all making sense now.

>>50485659
>you literally cannot make this shit up
Isn't that what they're doing? A retarded theater play of some kind?

>>50484800
I love it, they're going to absolutely kill the Euro.

>>50486673
this is the great tragedy, the millenials will learn that all along the boomers weren't pretending to be retarded for anyone's benefit, they were always actually retarded beyond humanity's worst fears

>>50484839
Toilet Paper Index

>>50486693
As a man once said: fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you don't get fooled again.

>>50486742
how astute of you to post the great father of our new age lol a true american in the old native sense, yet a true white devil all the same. a daring synthesis, in retrospect probably better than we deserved.

>>50486519
>Why is it not going back to its origin?
because of sanctions against russia

>Canada plans to return the turbine for the gas pipeline to German energy company Siemens, granting it a "time-limited and revocable permit" despite sanctions put in place by Western nations against Russia.
>The turbine would then be returned from Germany to Russia. Mr Trudeau confirmed on Wednesday the exemption is applicable for two years.
you can read the rest here, if you want. the whole thing is beyond idiotic
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-62102200

>>50484800
>have a relative in euroop
>ask him if he knows who this bitch is
>he doesn't know either
Literally who elected this bitch and why is she all over the news now

>>50486673
eu sanctions against russia have spectacularly backfired. these people are hopelessly out of their depth

>>50486563
I did nazi that coming

>>50484800
Yes, that sucks. I hope both Christine and Ursula will one day disappear under suspicious circumstances.

TPI is bullish af retard. Market just doesnt believe the ECB will be able to use it.

>>50485743
I’m talking c level/executives heads on pikes. The minions can all just be taken out back and shot. Nameless. Gone forever. Buried in a mass.

>>50487476
does the market really believe that? really?

>>50487175
She's our Jerome, you nigger.

>>50487175
Well, that's the thing about EU. You have countries with their own governments, and people generally know at least the major figures there. But then there is the Europarliament in Brussels that has a bunch of literally who fucks, and most people have no idea who is at the wheel.
Lagarde has actually been in the field for a while. Hopefully the witch will croak soon.

>>50484839
PIGS only QE