/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50484576
buy cyanide. i'm buying some myself too incase I need to commit suicide later.

>>50484576
Try harder getting welfare. You may need to feign severe mental illness and get a doctors not to convince the government to put you on gibs. Worked for me

>>50484576
which country fren?

Go to the army

You have internet it seems, at least for the time being. Scam people if you have to desu. Plenty of idiots out there.

>>50484576
Go out on the streets to some random pusher and get 10 sleeping pills and down them with a bottle of vodka. Otherwise get in a car and connect the exhaust to the inside of the car and close all windows and turn it on. Or just a bullet to the head with a gun. I dunno. Wish you best of luck tho you are on the right track i hope it will be painless like you deserve

>>50484576
work for the government. Military, police, civil servant, teacher...whatever

Maybe it sounds dumb but as you're not really in a place to choose, I've spent some years backpacking on a shoe string budget, and one of the great things I learned was that there's many places that offer work in exchange for food and shelter. Not something to do for life, but a really great way to get your life on the rails while not having to worry about finances for a while, the work is often not more than 5 hours a day, leaving enough time to reflect and find a paying job.

Search for WWOOF, helpx.net, and workaway dot info for example

Head to a temple or ashram or woods or jungle, you know what to do

>>50484576
>>50484632
image being a MONSTER cuck and thinking about offing yourself

why not finding a new job ?

>>50484576
Sell whatever device you are typing this on, unless it's your phone. Get a bike and start slaving as a food delivery wagie. They make enough to get by.

>>50484576
>>50484632
Cyanide is quick but extremely painful, would not recommend.

>>50484649

This

Lol, dude dont KYS, if you cant get by using legitimate means and you genuinely are fucked then turn to crime :D It will be really exciting and cool, try everything else before that but if all else fails then you're free... take what you want when you want it by force :)

>>50484576
You people are weak willed, your ancestors struggled through hell without medicine and they didn't have a device filled with all the worlds information.

>>50484762
>then turn to crime
and do what? rob gas stations or some shit?

>>50484576
You could
- join the military
- become a gangster
- live in the wilderness
- move to a country with welfare
- become a boy toy for old rich roasties

>>50484576
please anon
the Buddhist teachings

>>50484815
Would not advise, too easy to be caught, also someone said join army. Which is a way better option so unless that isn't an option for some reason that sounds way better

>>50484576
>>50484632
Go on a life of crime.

>>50484809
this
>getgudnub
>hoes mad x24

>>50484576
If your shame is too much to bear I would offer you a sword to kill yourself.

>>50484735
painful?

>>50484576
>an heroing
>not making the world a better place on your way out

>>50484576
>Does anyone here have any advice?
Yah. Fuck off >>>/adv/

>>50484641
care to elaborate on this? I'm just curious. What are you on disability for and how much does the govt give you? Is it enough for you? How did you convince the doctor?

You obviously have a phone or laptop and internet. What I would do is find a safe place to crash at night and in the day go to a cafe or library and do airdrops and bounties. CNDL chain has a beta tester bounty program right now that pays out weekly. I'm sure there are more out there like this. If you have a skill like graphic design etc., even better. Try and get a job in crypto.

>>50485091
yeah, buy suicide bags with helium/nitrogen dude, it's totally painless.
You just suddenly feel very sleepy and that's it.