/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50481199
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,211.821B, 98P = 22.569602B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,240.204B, 100P = 22.40204B per (nice average)
CHHE: >>50455372

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50481199
checkies

kek kekkies wagmi

merry splitmas eve everyone

>marketplace launched
>split divy imminent
>cs told to go to 3.5k

My god we're closer than ever aren't we

henlo is this the rich ppl waitimg room??
wgami!!

>>50481199
witnessed

>>50481226
Splivvy is today. I'm not expecting circuit breakers but I'm expecting screaming.

>>50481250
I mean they're already trying to fud the general masses to not drs because
>you can only sell for 3.5k no meme numbers!

>kek hedgies
>kek shorts
>kek swingies
>kek shills
>kek fudders
>kek cokeheads
>kek evergrandies
>kek china
>kek russia
>kek glitchies
>kek deboonkers
>kek moths child
>kek lauer
>kek crypto
>kek SEC
>kek kenny

>kek kekkies

The floor is $ xxx million
A few limit orders at $ xxx thousand already broke their risk limits
Are we or their risk limits the deluded ones?
Anyway, enjoy your thousands of dollars DRSies, I will sell for millions

Am I the only one going to go full dwarf mode and dig a cave and live in it? I'd like to make a subterranean tavern in the dwarven style with cut stone statues of macho man Randy Savage, 2-b and various other characters I want immortalized in stone. Might even hire some midget dancers for entertainment.

You'll all be invited of course. Search for "Killer Crag" a few years post MOASS and stop by the place. Free drinks for everyone always.

>>50481210
>>50481249
WAGMI, frens.

>>50481249
Hi fren!
WGAMI!

I am gonna fuck so many anime girls post moass it's unreal.

>>50481250
dont want it to end to quickly

The price will hot 200 today. Thank me Friday.

>>50481289
I'm scouting the internet for an online postal service, so i can upload a signed note and send it from inside the us to CS

>>50481282
The concession that 3500 isn't a meme number is a death sentence to the shorts. Our battle now is against not kennies of flesh and mayonnaise but prime brokers and depositories.

>>50481291
>Search for "Killer Crag" a few years post MOASS
Sounds more like a serial killer thing anon lmao

>>50481327
Have you tried e-mail? I hear it is a very popular online postal service

>>50481199
>>50481300
>Checked!

WAGMI, FRENS!!

>>50481350
Do they accept that?

>>50481361
Go to your favourite e-mail provider (hotmail obviously) and send a mail to memestocks@computershare.com with the subject: KEK DRS baggies

>>50481380
I mean Kek

>>50481338
No pansy elves or pussies will be welcome Manling. Only big strong men who enjoy 100% heterosexual male companionship. Twice a year we'll engage in a strongman contest where men compete to see who's the strongest in the tavern. Whoever wins, will get their name engraved on the mantle above the hearth.

>tfw it's literally today

Pump engineer intern here.
Good news, we finished installing the pump flux fourth-demultiplexer tonight. Exceeding pump juice in tanks will not be waste after split. It was a hard night of work.

I have to admit , i'm a little nervous to see what happens today.

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50481393
Not going to lie my hobby project after MOASS is a fantasy inn and daytime connected hobby shop to run with my mates.

My shares haven't quadrupled yet, when does that happen?

>>50481226
So 3500 is the upper limit for MOASS? What kind of phone number is that -- Bumblefuck, Nebraska?

>>50481420
Tel Aviv area code

>>50481419
It happened at 4am. If is hasn't happened yet, your broker was out of shares, sorry.

>>50481431
Okay, it's 2:23 here so I'm still good

TOP OF THE MORNING X5

LETS GET IT

>>50481437
4 am EST, faggot.

>>50481444
Checked and incorrect. Imagine believing in time zones. NGMI

>>50481419
After market close today. I don't actually know if that includes AH trading though or if it's after and settled for PM tomorrow.

>>50481404
>Based Pump Poster

>>50481447
EST is not a time zone.

>>50481449
Thanks fren, I suppose we shall see

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-19/jpmorgan-trader-spoofed-so-fast-colleagues-urged-ice-on-fingers

look at this fucking gamer spoofing

To place and cancel the orders fast required a “rapid succession of clicking on a mouse,” and Smith, the desk’s top trader, was particularly good at it, Trunz told a federal jury in Chicago on Tuesday. That clicking was easy for everyone on the desk to hear, according to Trunz, who sat next to Smith for years and said he often pulled his chair alongside his mentor’s computer screen to watch him trade.

Has the pump manager clocked in yet or are we still running from the overnight crew?

god bless your service pump techs

>>50481465
>>50481474
This is what we are up against. A top trader that don’t even utilise and API or macro but rather clicks his mouse very fast. KEK

Speed was essential to successfully spoof, especially as a growing share of the precious-metals market was being dominated by firms using computer algorithms to buy and sell futures contracts in fractions of a second, according to Trunz.

“We fully believed this was a battle” between the bank and the so-called algos, Trunz said. “This was the first time when machines were interacting with humans on a trading platform. It was man versus machine.”

>>50481452
I'm just glad to belong.
A bit of a sharelet, but this is ride to 0 or enough money for me.

>>50481506
ygmi. post moass I'm making sure pump engineers will be well funded

!

JPMORGAN TRADER CAUGHT ON CAM
SPOOFING!

https://youtu.be/cW7ZfCZRER8

Alright alright, let me get this straight.

"MoASs Is NoT HapPpeNninG - SeLl NoW"

>cap CS users sell orders at $3500 days before the split
>something that isn't going to happen, yet you cap it rather than letting sell orders stick in the millions because its funny to watch retail daydream
>you cap it at 3500 on (1) stock and i am suppose to believe that this isn't happening

Sorry guys CEO of pump here was running late and got frisked by the jannie( he does it for free)

>>50481291
I can bring beef jerky from buccees. They are renowned you will love it.

Post moass I'll get a schizo gf and take her off her meds.

It's today (tomorrow)

Man i have people irl that are still trying to tell me the squeeze happened last year in january
Jesus

>>50481622
Do you sneed them IRL?

HAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

how quick do we expect this to spike post split?

Comfy and didn’t fall for the DRS psyop.
I can’t wait to make it.

>>50481622
soon youll be telling them they should have roped last January

>>50481380
I can’t wait for redditors to $ROPE when is brokerfags WAGMI and they can’t sell kek

>>50481404
>>50481557
Oh shit CEO is in the thread, better stop shitposting and go back working on the pump engine

>>50481293
>>50481359
hi, and wagmi

>>50481675
We will go to $50 and then climb back to around $80-$90 by market close.
My source?
>I just believe that's what will happen.

18 year old zoomed here. When the splivvy happens I will buy my first 3 shares. I live in Australia and will be buying through commsec. You shizos might be right, so what the hell.

>I haven't DRS'd anything

>>50481675
It will have 4x as many shares worth 1/4 of the current price. It's really that simple.
The only ones who benefit here are gamestop execs, as the drooling retards who think cheaper means better will be dumping more money into the company.
Remember, you will have to buy 4x as many shares post-split to have the same effect as buying one share now. That's it.

>>50481720
same. fidelity chads rise up

>>50481705
I don't expect anything to move to that extent till after the 3 days shorts are given to cover dividends.

>>50481754
The price being 1/4 also means it easier for retail to buy 100+ which is required to impact the price.

Ortex (New and Improved Formulation!) numbers

fucking atsui desu

OPEN THE CASINO ALLREADY!!!!!
>>50481199
checked
wagwi

>>50481754
There was one retard buying 1 share at 150, now there's gonna be 8 retards buying 1 share at 40.

????

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50481754
>You will have spend the same amount of money to get the same value of money on the stock

>>50481720
Same, I have my stack spread between 5 different brokers though.

>>50481491
kek

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Bright Eyed Bushy Tailed Full Eight Hours Of Sleep Getting Quakers can do about it.

WAGMI

>>50481199
Checked bakies

>>50481474
I've always really liked this image stay comfy fren

>>50481906
It's a carnival not a casino.

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

What's going on with the new Computershare sell limit? I've had a 200k sell order in for over a week now.

Muh fomo. Insane how low your volume last week and this week has been. Insane that the volume will need to be 4x as high next week to make the stock green.

Kek baggies. Dead pre market. Dead AH yesterday. It's over

>50482080
>sneed

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50482047
Bank of America """mysteriously""" said no to higher limits. Keep in mind this means fuck all once prices rise and they have to adjust upward anyway.

>>50482047
you wont much longer, kek

>>50482080
>STILL

Yeah im selling, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50482143
If it wasn't going to happen, why would they be arsed about a sell limit cap, it just doesn't add up.

Yeah im buying, Cohen is supposedly running a tight and coherant ship and generational wealth is what we are soon rewarded with. Fucking love Cohen.
Im excited about his antics!

>>50482172
It's all mind games.
Same as always.

are you faggots poor or something? If it goes 3500 I'm rich and can collateralize for whatever I want. I kinda almost want forced selling @ 3500 from the system actually so neckbeards can show off their kewl anime doll collection they got with their gains while I'll flex with escorts in my dodge charger

Fasting bro over here. Broke my 72 hour fast last night with some pickled herring, steak, eggs, and yoghurt. Now feeling revitalised and ready for MOASS. It's literally today, I can feel it.

>>50481657
I do
>>50481689
I will, from my 4 story mansion in a gated community with gigabit network, my own cook, my own maids

premarket. 3:00 AM. up for work. Lets fucking go. Lets fucking do this.

Yeah im holding, Ken Griffin is supposed to run a tight and coherant citadel and all he does is fly to Europe. Fuck Ken Griffin. Im tired of his antics

Yeah im buying, Cohen is running a tight and coherant ship and this split divvy is what we are rewarded with. Fuck yeah thanks Cohen!. Im extremely pleased with his antics

>>50482196
>>50482168
I BOUGHT MORE LMAO GET WRECKED

Yeah im masturbating, the wife is supposed to have a tight and coherant pussy and this is what im rewarded with. Fuck women. Im tired of their flesh

It's simple, don't sell CS shares.

If you're 100% CS we warned you. Thanks for playing!

In other news

TANKS
>TANKS
TANKS
>TANKS

>>50481291
I'll visit but only if you play clamavi de profundis in your tavern, shit hire them to perform live! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY0lLcz3Qis&t=12

LESS THEN 24 HOUSR REMAIN MY DUDES

I guess I'm just lucky I never DRS'd any of my shares... UGH, I know, I know, we all said we would, but I just didn't, OK? Sheesh, I wish I felt bad about it but I guess it is what it is?

Yeah im COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMING, Cohen is running a tight fucking ship and soon MOASS is what we are rewarded with. I wanna feel Cohen inside of me. Im tired of pretending im not.

>>50482374
Their limit is meaningless, by law they must respect NBBO.

>>50482398
i cant wait for you to mail in your limit order as the price fluctuates wildly

>>50482403
You know you can call them right?

>>50482403
Why would I? I'm not selling.

>>50482408
im sure that will work very well :)

DRS is only for infinity users only

>>50482412
I'm sure it will. Your literally a retard who thinks the shares there are stuck there. Like I said you are an actual retard

>>50482403
>pajeets screeching at hodlers to redeem for 18 months
>drs maxis unable to redeem with their only recourse being screeching on the phone to CS pajeet advisors

>>50482434
awful defensive sir! tell you what. why dont you give computershare a call today and try to see how long it takes you to get someone on the phone? dont be scared

why would you DRS the entire stack?

>>50482458
>he thinks I havent already called them twice
Like I said you are a spastic

>>50482463
how long it take you on average

be honest

CS fud is stupidly obvious and as usual guides me to what I should do. Going to DRS as many as I can fucking get post split.

>>50482468
Less than 5 minutes each time. I'm not 100% DRS'd either once again you presumed something because your an idiot.

>>50482479
literally old news after yesterday

>>50482479
you used to be somebody

>>50482434
Shorts will be begging for DRS shares at any price. This is just Bank of America spreading FUD for brainlets. Time is on OUR side. Not theirs.

>>50482279
I bought more too bitch... more than you can a f f o r d

>>50482260
I like this pasta, this is delicious pasta.

Yeah im seething, Rakesh is supposed to run a tight and coherant call center and this script is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Rakesh. Im tired of his antics

>>50482478
based

>>50482478

>>50482318
Any other straight guys here hate the look of pussy? I can't stand the sight of it, but love every other part of a woman. It's like a cruel joke made by a twisted God - every part of a woman can be so beautiful, so you put in work to try and get in her pants, you finally get there and... You're greeted by a hideous beast. :(

Yeah im sailing, Cohen is supposed to turn right on this coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with.

>>50482562
Depends when horny vs not horny
Depends which type of vagina
Sometimes innies look disgusting
Sometimes outies look disgusting
Many factors, but yes - sometimes a vagina is disgusting

>>50481242
I think so, I'm still waiting for champ to finish being listed on uniswap, I want to see if I'm in the line of rich or poor people who wasted their money

>>50482479
>off by one

seems like your era's come to an unfortunate end monsieur snibs

Why aren't you all doing this, unironically?

>>50482385
GM kot

>>50482619

written by DLaur aka "OUR GUY"

>>50482447
truly some clownworld shit lmao

>>50482562
you're i between bargaining and depression. soon you will be free of your pain and accept the superiority of traps.

>>50482539
kek best one yet

>>50482619
lmfao that's so sad. Imagine selling from ComputerShare

Sell just before market closing and using the extra money to buy back in after split 4x more?

>>50482659
>Imagine selling from ComputerShare
That's the point. I can't imagine now. Fuck Computershare.

>>50482619
limit price doesnt matter when market price is in the phone number digits fren. if you never traded you dont understand limit/market selling.

i could give a flying fuck less if DRS holders get the high score. i dont care if they ever sell. when CS has to go thru a prime broker to sell - how is this the rationale? when is adding extra steps helpful if you are trying to sell at any point?

i will DRS one post splivvy, bought thru CS. Maybe 2

>>50482468
I cannot wait for you to realize that it is in everyone's best interest for selling out of CS to be fast and easy. If the ~16.4M shares in CS cannot be sold safely for the price their owners want they will not be sold, and the stag hunt continues. One way or another shares in CS will be sold for a desirable price as defined by their owner.

Look fellas, I know everyone is bummed about the 3.5k cap on MOASS. I am too. However if you think about it, that's 14k pre-split. Considering many of us in this thread bought thousands of shares in the 14 dollar range, that's still a phenomenal return on investment and I for one cannot wait

>>50482686
limit price DOES matter when the max limit is tied to whatever the current "MARKET PRICE" is

pretending otherwise is hilarious

>>50481708
Just buy a share today, it will be cheaper.

>>50482684
CS was always the "never selling" stack. Just pull whatever you want to sell into a brokerage and set a trailing limit once it gets to that point. Kind of hilarious all the "diamond hands" are so concerned now about not getting to set a 200k limit when they're pining for 1 million per share.

>>50482694

>>50482694

I won't sell a single fucking share regardless of what the stock price goes too.
fuckem

>>50482718
this is the only rationale that should exist for going full DRS

>>50482718
You wouldn't sell a single CS share even at 5 million dollars a share?

is (((their))) last resort seriously to try and shake hodlers off around 3500 and >temporarily
initiate the mother of all boggenings?

>>50482712
I see plebbitors setting $3500 limits now.

>>50482734
>MOAB
I like this.

>>50482739
kek. pathetic.

Bros...

I'm debated on this dog I adopted.
She's got separation anxiety, to the point she's learned to jump at least 3'6" clearing a baby gate. She's started chewing rubber tile and is eyeing furniture. She's typically not a bad dog, but definitely is not accustomed to being alone in a separate area. She may get a bully strip that she really loves, but she will drop it immediately when all members vacate the area. I feel like shit thinking about returning her.

>>50482734
It works with boomers very well
>oh grandchild why should i invest? this can only go up to 3500 thats the max i can sell cough cough
>oh gramps...

CS was the real Jew all along.

>>50482746
gonna return a dog bc i dont wanna train it

k

Gonna piss on k3n griffins nigger grave

>>50482739
Are they dumb

>>50482734
Here's why I don't think this would work. Only the GME nerds who lurk here or r/Superstonk will be DRSing their shares, and thus need to worry about this. The typical normie who will only buy in once the MOASS has started won't have a clue about any of that. They'll probably still use Robin Hood and won't even know about their role in the January sneeze. So I doubt this FUD is going to shake many people desu. Try better next time Kenny!

>>50482761
I am going to piss inside his ex wife.

>>50482732
If the wives and daughters of each hedgie sucked me to completion I may consider letting 1 go.

>>50482619
I sent the same from a 10minute e-mail

>>50482818
Bruv some of those daughters are under 10 that's kinda mad

>>50482762
>Are they dumb
>reddit dumb
Most of them are just following the latest craze

>>50482619
this is both extremely cringe and based at the same time

Not only did ComputerShare just call Gamestop a MemeStock but they also have a price limit? Ahahahahahahahahahaha

MUH MILLIONS. You'll sell your 7 shares for a capped price bagbros.

>>50482619
Gonna copy the text and send it from 10 different temp emails via a script which sends them in intervalls of 10 minutes

If I were about to lose EVERYTHING I would be as spiteful as is humanly possible and try to fuck subhuman retail
>positions close only
>crab at a few grand, desperation kicks in and retail starts redeeming
>dump to double/single digits for arbitrary time frame under the guise of maybe a few prime brokers falling, nothing more
>can rope knowing that I caused retail suicides from redeeming their coins before the game truly ends

>>50482836
It's FUD and brainlets like you fell for it.

>>50482800
Yeah that's true. The simplest explaination is just the risk calculation kek

>>50482847
Once this goes to four figures they will have lost control. A fake squeeze has long been deboonked fren.

>>50482827
the fact that your mind went straight to that is sad.
I'm here to talk shit with my fellow GME anons and you have to ruin the hype with some nasty shit like that.
Sad bruv

>>50482852
It's only FUD if you interpreted it that way. Because the information came directly from Computershare. KEK all computershare DRSd baggies

>>50482864
Nah i'm just saying bruv, just take their wives and maybe grannies?

>>50482862
I just realised what I wrote can be attributed to January 2021 desu

>the AI knew all along Fidelity was the only safe choice

>>50482895
buy a rug

every. fucking. time

>bruv

>>50482895
FIDELITY CHADS WIN AGAIN LMAOOOOO

>>50482865
It came from Bank of America. Bofa is screwed and knows it.

Um hello one WAGMI pls

Friendly reminder that it literally doesn't matter if you have X shares or XXXXX shares, if you sell at 210 or if you sell at 210,000,000,000. The squeeze is going to hit and reddit has decided to hold for an infinity pool and see just how high the numbers can go. Whether you participate with any of your shares or not, this is happening when we squeeze, and no amount of bitching and moaning in these threads will do literally a single thing about it, except to make sure that the bitchers and the moaners are the only people GUARANTEED to miss out on the top.

From another anon RE: government intervention
>If the government intervening is a legitimate possibility then it is in everyone best interest to hold to see what price that is because selling before that will limit your gains. In that sense the infinity pool isn’t literally the infinity pool it is the “let’s see how high the government will let it go pool”. Again that’s only if you truly believe the government will interfere. Which I don’t think they would dare.

This One's for the Holders -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upt34oCcSDNgFl1xao9fET6-

To the Hedgies: Here's Looking at you from 1,000 Feet Below -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upuzhDOs1HKlIu6KjqkYnsQT

Designated Shitting Playlist -
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJ2F8wyp1upvWno8-UtXG1FkyxNMIOfAM

This One's for the Holders on Spotify -
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5u3Z5pCOcRxiS1NUj6nihW?si=M9TK8-DOTsOG7welKUGJpw&utm_source=copy-link&nd=1

>>50482895
The fidelity rug

I guess the story with computershare tapering their order limits is because BAC doesn't want the price to shoot up the moment shares dry up and the computer buying starts? Many brokers have this initial system in place already to only be able to put in orders a certain % of the current price.
Anyway it's kind of bullish. Means MOASS might be right around the corner. Some broker should be able to put wacky order limits, and everyone on computershare can then change theirs.

>>50483113
>Anyway it's kind of bullish. Means MOASS might be right around the corner.
This was my thought, why now?

Comfy holding with my /GME/ frens!

The split will happen at market open today right?

>>50483113
I have a feeling when they split again and again and again, they would like shares to remain in an affordable band. So while a billion gazillion dollars per share is nice, having lots and lots more shares like apple or coke and the price being brought down each time it passes a threshold would be the more sound way of doing things I would imagine. Amazon split at 20 to 1 recently and shares were brought back to affordable levels. Obviously we all want to sell for a lot of money but we might sell shares that are constantly split instead. Would they need to wait until another AGM to get votes to increase the pool or can they call a vote when they like? Because they would need to split the moass several times or when the price is really really high, split once to like 1000 to 1 or something.

>>50483184
I think its tomorrow. And in two weeks we start to fly

>>50483184
today after close.

When shills think the question
>what do you think the price post split will be
Means
>how do I divide by 4
And
>there are anons itt who planned on selling from cs
Kek

Let the split happen so I can finally DRS all my shares.

Kek DRS baggies
Enjoy your $3500 per share!

My and homies and I will be kissing tight tummies in Ibiza.
Oh you’re not coming?
Oh you have to work?
Oh, alright anon, sorry to hear.
We’ll see you around I guess.
Take care.

The squeeze started on the 15th.

>>50481909
On a Sunday.

>>50483251
You realize they just set the floor to 3500?

>>50483274
Sad! We tried to warn you guys but you wanted to listen to Reddit and ride your high horse
News flash buddy
Your high horse is now a pony

>>50483233
wtf is this israel?

>>50483274
>>50483293

They wanted a million but they got $3500
Imagine ordering a steak and the waiter brings you a 285th of a steak and says this is all you can have. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

i cant wait for the action to heat up so i can get my certified DRS agent Computershare (TM) on the phone (also conveniently accessible via paper mail!) and make some limit trades as the price flies around everywhere

market price is 10k

ID LIKE TO SELL FOR 13K RAJESH

SORRY SIR, THE PRICE IS NOW 14K

ID LIKE TO SELL FOR 17K RAJESH

THE PRICE IS NOW 7K SIR, CAN'T DO A LIMIT SELL THAT HIGH

WAGMI
except people who DRS’d their shares

>>50483293
>>50483314
This is bullish af. You can pay 160 now for a guaranteed 20x return AT THE MINIMUM

>>50483301
PHANTOM OF THE KAT OPERA

>50483330
>50483293
>50483251
A totally organic poster I am sure...

>>50483331
>20x
ahahahhahahahahahahaha
Nice moass, fren!
Personally I’m going for hmmmmmm 20000000x
And you are going to carry me there, DRS cagie

>>50483344
As organic as the cum I pump down your mothers fat gullet
Bloody bitch basterd

>>50483197
hes already got the go ahead to split again but its capped

>>50483359
Cool cool so you hold gme too

>>50482619
>don't call the company a generational idea, it's a tangible concept and ideas are defamation!

I think it's pretty funny that people joke all the time "what is an exit plan?" but then panic when they don't have an exit plan. Reddit loves to say they are "zen" yet fall apart at the weakest fud. No doubt there will be many paperhands. Quite pathetic.

>>50481291
will there be a willow statue?

>>50483383
There is 4x the chances now of getting it right, yet they still cant be a real woman.

>>50483383
Oh no, someone might let their natural human inclinations guide them. Sure would suck if greed took hold the way greed usually does.

OK 1-10 how much am i gonna lose

>>50483417
Yes

A toast to DRSbaggies, it wouldn’t be possible without your sacrifice.

>>50483416
We've had 18 months to prepare for this.

>>50483372
That was the point. AFTER this split, there can be another 3x but when the price is still going up they will need to split again and that was the question. Adter the pool of splits have been exhausted does it require waiting until an AGM to vote to split further?

>>50483383
>We are all comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy comfy!
>There’s Jews in the bread and jeets in the 5G but I’m very comfy and validated in my investment!
>anybody that disagrees with me is a paid shill and has been sent by ken himself to get ME to sell!

they have to go back to the board to split it past what you already mentioned >>50483432

>>50483417
>he actually bought puts

>>50483439
Thanks banana nigger for proving your not organic in the slightest

Muh fomo. Insane how low your volume last week and this week has been. Insane that the volume will need to be 4x as high next week to make the stock green.

Kek baggies. Dead pre market. Dead AH yesterday. It's over

>>50483417
>stealing images from plebbit

>>50483441
And can that only happen at the AGM or anytime?

>>50481199
Please tell me niche low market cap gems stocks with promising recent news

>>50482177
checked

>It's over
>Less than 24 hours away from the split

>>50483455
i believe you can call for a split vote at a share holder meeting, not any other time

>>50483445
Keep seething
I hope you can afford some therapy with your $3500

>>50483383
Tsmt

>>50483467
Thank you fren

>>50483454
how dare you sir

Guys remember to hold past the second split. They’re banking on you seeing healthy profit in 6 months time (after the first split).

They know most ain’t hold on until the second split, which will again raise the price to 800+.

This is where diamond hands are forged.

I have it on good authority that the DTCC et al have already provided enough capital for this to slow bleed out.

RC agreed to this is it actually benefits GME.

Screen cap this. You were warned. Delayed gratification is a gift from the gods. Don’t ignore it.

>>50483473

>50483466
Seethe cope and dilate banana nigger. The fact you didn't deny it is telling. Why not post more autistic screeching pictures about a thread you don't like but can't seem to leave.

>>50483480
People who deny this are stupid.

Do you really think they want the markets to crash? Why would they bring in the Plunge Protection Scheme etc.

Those who hold will be rewarded. You have been warned NFA

>50483507
>50483480
>reddit spacing
>replying to yourself
Cringe

>>50482562
>TFW been a cunning linguist since I was a teen
>TFW nothing matters other than body count and whether or not she keeps it clean
You ever had FRESH roast beef, son?
It's a whole different world.
Goddamn I miss that girl.
That's what I hold for, though. 90% of my goal is just getting a neat-freak virgin who enjoys giving and receiving oral.

>>50482970
nice playlistanon in the house!

>>50483493
You think your pathetic “insults” are worth of a response from me?
Hah!
I am merely here to shit upon DRS baggies such as yourself, for you lost all of your feigned superiority overnight. Your “comfy” posting is a transparent and futile form of defence, akin to stopping a bullet with a sheet of paper. All it takes is a swift kek baggie to knock you upon your behind.
But alas
Ape no fight ape

>50483544
Like I said YWNBAW seethe cope and dilate

45 min from now til market open is gonna be intense

>>50483552
Kek drs baggie
Stay “comfy”

Not even up 1% in pm

IT'S OVER

So should I DRS or not now????

>>50483578
whatever you want to put away for a rainy day or infinity you send to CS

>Every shill in existence, every day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ussqi3nagrQ
Buncha fucking lesbian cucks the lot of you.

>>50483578
Don’t listen to the jeets and shills
DRS was a Reddit psyop all along

>50483568
>He's STILL seething
Lol just dilating and coping for you to go

firing up the steam pump today. Im not fucking around anymore.

Were in the final day and the top minds at the top firms use limit sell fud. Hedgie bros, c'mon, I'm heckin kekkin over here

>>50483514
Listen I want you to make it.

But you need to hold through the second split.

Also screen cap this

this baby is warming up. get ready kenny, full fucking boiling steam pressure 3000 horse power coming straight for your asshole

>>50483646
Don’t respond to the shills and forum sliders

>>50483663
Like you?

>>50483663
W A G M I
A
G
M
I

>>50483647
what are you doing?

>>50483647
Godspeed anon. Fix those pump reserves.

I'm going to hack into the stock market and unclog the pipes connecting to the pump reserves. Wish me luck.

>>50483628
I swear 95% of the gme community has never traded anything before that whole saga. I mean on Binance you also can't set orders outside a 10 or 20 percent channel but so what, it just helps removing some fantasy dead orders from the books that wouldn't ever get filled anyway under normal circumstances. And a moass isn't normal circumstances, go sneed someone else.

>>50483628
>I'm heckin kekkin over here
>one
>more
>day

Hows the shill'o'meter today frens?

>>50483758
is there really no way to tell how many natural shares still exist?
i hope some redditor isnt holding onto like 3 million and is keeping the price from jumping by just dumping daily

>>50483758
based that 150000 autists started to fuck up computershares risk models kek

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w4e1si/because_of_our_feedback_computershare_on_twitter/

Lmfaooo already posted on here?

i rarely read these threads, are there any real holders of GME actually left? is this all dumb meme posts and bots?
the company more than doubled its revenue in Q1 yet incurred a 50% worse loss at the pre-tax bottom line than the prior quarter. then they lost all that revenue in Q2, they're right back where they were at the end of 2021, except the net loss widened about another 10%.
they now lose $160 million every three months while carrying $1.67 billion of liabilities, which is exactly where they were a year ago.
how many of you have walked into a gamestop this year? what games did you buy? did you enjoy the high-pressure sales experience and also sign up for xbox live?

>>50483833
topkek they are literally the equivalent of saggy tit roasties screeching at wagies at the grocers

>>50483833
>poor overworked computershare employees getting bombarded with emails from retarded disgruntled redditors who are too stupid to understand anything without being spoonfed like the children that they are

Kek baggies what happened to muh 10 million? Now you faggots are only making... Kek! Max 3500 per share!

>>50483858
I think I'm real are you real?

>>50483858
hows BTC doing?

$160!!!

>>50483647
ive sent you the details on how to maximize your pump. we leave it up to you

o7

160 in the premarket, is this significant movement?

>>50483858
Yes everyone in here is larping. Now go away.

160 in PM and comfy

>>50483891
It's going straight back to $40 EoW best sell now baggie ser

>>50483891
Significant?? Dont be foolish, the stock exchanged just misplaced some packets

Surely this is going to crater like a meteor after the split pump?
Im scared

I'm still amazed they're even able to continue pumping collateral.

>>50483867
ehh memestocks@computershare is pretty damn unprofessional

>>50483912
Nice to meet you, I'm anon

>>50483833
Good. All these companies can get fucked and I am happy the reddit meme army is ready to ruin their lives for being unprofessional dickheads.

>>50483891
$40 eow

>>50483878
just as bad, actually. i'm watching from atop my gigantic pillar of oil and uranium.

>>50483858
Because everyone here cares about the company rather than the stock right? How many teslas do you think tesla stock holders owned holding and buying their stock? Stop asking stupid FUD questions, we're here for a short squeeze.

>>50483912
Nope. It will slowly rise up to 700-800, then next September there will be another stock split, then it will slowly rise up to 800 again.

Screen cap this and send it to your assigned counsellor.

PM ABSOLUTELY FROTHING

>>50483943
Why.

>>50483953
bc anon believes that gamestop has nothing to gain by a moass occuring, a gradual climb would be much better for company forecasts.

>>50483938
you should care about the company if you trade the stock. you're still waiting for a short squeeze, just as you say. that means you're exposed to all the risks the company is exposed to during all this time it "hasn't happened." this "i have to stay in for long enough" aspect of your position is called "duration risk."

>>50483965
GameStop could start selling illegally obtained organ harvest and selling them as food goods, I don’t care, pay me and pay me now

>>50481291
I'll be there. Pass code is pup club.

>>50483960
Nothing to gain?
Does this kid even realize how much brand awareness a short squeeze creates, let alone MOASS?

oh hey there's that color again

>>50483965
We are here for the sqooze and nothing else you fucking faggot

>>50483953
Because he's a shill price anchoring to get retards to swing at that price.

> Brother talking behind other brothers back, laughing about his belly. He's always been a bit of a sociopath.
> Say, do you really think we don't talk behind your back too?

Now he's mad

>>50484010
He does glow somewhat

Wow we are going back to exactly $40

Shills were right…

EOD PREDICTIONS

WHAT PRICE IS GME OPENING AT TOMMOROW MORNING

$47 checking in

>>50484050
Ehh it's hard for me, you all call me a shill when I'm even a little bit doubtful (for example when NFT marketplace released and let's be real: we all expected more)

>>50484071
$74

>>50484037
What a douche move on your brothers part. You really got him though, kek

>>50484075
get those updated numbers and come back with a better opinion

>50484075
Glow more

>>50483965
The only thing I care about the company is that person in charge isn't someone not bought and paid for. Unlike AMSneed for example. AA is a grade A wall street whore.

>>50483938
I buy NFTs because what the fuck else am I going to do with all this crypto? I buy consoles and games and give them away to charities, hospitals and shelters because it's based to try to do good in this clown world.

baggie cope

>>50484070
wtf I believe shills now
>>50484071

I am feeling comfy, frens. WAGMI.

>>50484088
We were going to the gym, passed a roundabout and he just turned back
Broke hard before every treshold and a very quiet ride back home

Probably one of the most cunty people I've ever met

>>50484102
>charities
Hey it's me your local charity case. I would love a Steam Deck ;)

I hope wagmi tomorrow and I can invite my family over for christmas in my nice cozy house, that will be all

So, place your bets on the most fucking ballsy headline to come out in the next few weeks.
I can guaran-fucking-tee you that tomorrow we're going to see a headline along the lines of
>GME drops 75% in a single day: Disastrous stock split mega-error has crashed the company value, sending it plummeting by 75%! Investors sell shares in droves to flee the sinking memestock!

>>50484132
I never get tired of hearing about cunts being put in their place. Thanks for sharing about how you BTFO your brother's whole ass.

>>50483858
>what games did you buy? did you enjoy the high-pressure sales experience and also sign up for xbox live?
I use to buy all my games on Amazon now I buy at Gamestop. I signed up for that rewards program, gave em good reviews on google., the works. Also fundamentals DON'T MATTER IN A SHORT SQUEEZE. You think VW was posting great earnings when they squeezed? Can Tesla even stay afloat without government subsidies? And who in TF has even heard of Overstock before it squeezed?

>>50484163
Nahhh, would severely hurt the reputation of those news agencies

>>50484185
As if the MSM cares about their reputation when there's a boot to lick

>>50484185
>news agencies
>reputations

They all ruined their reputations over Trump 7 years ago

>>50484010
How do you swing at a price which constantly ascends?

You are what the French call “les dribbling retard”

>>50484216
Yes, but even the most retarded of people will know that it's crap

sers...the niggerstock..

>>50484185
Motley Fool doubles down on it every day while all its "recommended picks" flop miserably.

>>50484224
It's not going to be instant and you should know that if they have shills trying to get people to swing there they can for sure stack the book so that some retards actually do.

Need a new thread for georgina posting

>>50481199
Bakie check!

Is everyone ready for their last day being poor?

>>50483446

Oh look the crypto baggies are salty again

>>50484276
Yeah it's pretty crazy how well propaganda works
> Dad reads article about how meme stocks are being manipulated through bots
> Me, who grew up on the internet, says that there are bots on the internet but it's not here
> Says to stay away from Reddit and meme stocks etc.
> Read the article: it didn't even do an analysis of Reddit, just Twitter

No wonder "ok boomer" is a thing. That generation needs to go extinct

>>50484322
>>50484344
Checked, also cheers to the possible end of the crab and the end of poverty. wagmi

I bought 100 stonks at 149,00 and only learned bout the incoming split yesterday. AMA

Imagine that the 3500 limit sell and the memestocks e-mail was indeed an attempt to get us to ditch DRS'd shares lmfao

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w49rw6/please_read_i_am_certain_of_the_fud_campaign_of/

>>50484356
be the change you want to see in the world

Why my tag is pink? I'm not gay

Henlo everyone, WAGMI today.

>>50484399
>>50484399
>>50484399
Threaded, frens!

>>50481359
>>50481906
>>50482005
>>50484322 Checked
WAGMI, frens.

>ama
>please read
Nah senpai that will be an ignore from me, now please go back

>>50484395
Pussies are generally pink anon.

>>50483480
>Guys remember to hold past the second split.
>6 months time
>2 weeks 2; electric boogaloo: 6 months
holy shit baggies do you really?