/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50477424
1st for monkey torture

You guys are absolutely deraigned.

>He's not long on SOXL

He doesn't hold the true store of value. Four hooves. A curly tail and a potbelly. Oinkety oink.

>>50477463
I like to collect Magic cards

>>50477477
Sick fuck.

Is it over for Bobos

>>50477463
Bro want to buy some monkey torture videos from me?

Alright. I’m out.

>>50477485
isn’t that from closer

So my gf who I've been with for 3 years gave me herpes. She claims she didn't know she had it and she must have had it from before we got together. I never saw any herpes on her but my butt and leg are all tingly now. What do I do /smg/?

>>50477510
Uh negative, thanks though.

>>50477542
are you hiv poster

heh i show them, post the monkey torture gifs thats what they get for buying the dip

>>50477526
Yeah. Trent Reznor is a big fan of monkey torture

>>50477552
No. I was the poster who was waiting for a new thread so I could blogpost.

>>50477474
I learned a valuable lesson with SOXL this time. Don't try to time bottoms and just wait for the upward trend and ride the pump. I swear I'll never do it again!

Where can I find a shadow spawn gf from beyond the stars???

HOT NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE
HEATWAVES BEEN FREAKING ME OUT

>>50477542
>Herpes
>HIV
>ED
>Diabetes
>Substance abuse
>Animal abuse, a classic serial killer precursor
Get it together, guys.

So what happens after the fed meeting?

>>50477542
Pretend she isn't cheating on you and believe her story and live happily ever after. Or minecraft her and vanish to a beach and do hard drugs.

>>50477588
God I fucking hate that song. Why does the singer sound Asian?

>>50477593
Don't forget there's an anon in these threads with a <4" penis lmao

>>50477607
Oh shit is that tomorrow already? Fuck... I need to bring my A game

>>50477633
What? How?

>>50477588
CANT MAKE YOU HAPPIER NOW
SOMETIMES ALL I THINK ABOUT IS YOU

>>50477593
>>50477633
We sure like to have fun around here.

>>50477593
Wait until you learn what I'm planning to do....

>>50477634
FOMC is Tuesday

>>50477617
But even if I minecraft her it's not like I'll ever be able to get another gf now.

>>50477662
...but do we?

>>50477677
YOLO into short dated calls?

>>50477633
There are probably anons that are also less than 6 feet (183 cm) tall in this thread. Literally not human. I shudder at such possibilities.

>>50477647
He admitted it during all the penis posting. He probably in this very thread pretending he doesn't have a < 4" penis.

Can someone elaborate a bit more on vanna-volga pricing? My understanding:
>Get options price via Black-Scholes
>VV pricing is an offset, which is calculated by making a new hedge/portfolio to offset vega, vanna (vega wrt strike), and volga (vega wrt IV)

>>50477651
When my dad and I finished out fishing trips he would pull over to a farm that sold corn on the side of the road. There was a blonde 20 something year old who looked like this bitch. I was 12 or so and didn't really put it together until just now. lol, what a fucking perv hahaha. My mom sure loved the fresh corn and I was too innocent to piece together my old mans intentions.

>>50477689
Yeah

>futures
Good thing i got puts 2day

>>50477684
You should check her messages in snapchat, Facebook, Instagram, tinder, and text

also search her female friends convos.. and her emails

>>50477695

He whatever man. I bet I get more pussy than you! Even though I'm not EXACTLY 6 feet tall, I'm still highly desirable male.

>>50477710
How often do you guys post your dicks on /smg/? I kind of want to now to get everyone's opinion about mine.

We finna be green by tomorrow

>>50477588
Sirs, it's July.

>>50477542
Tell her you’re the one that gave it to her, and then you’ll know just how much she’s cheated on you because she’ll probably sperg out about how many guys she unknowingly gave it to. Take the sociopath pill

I wanna snuggle her all day

I wonder if the crab continues?

Ahem

NIGGERS

>>50477463
And that's a good thing! (TM)

>>50477757
remember to avoid taking top-down pictures of your dick

>>50477684
>it's not like I'll ever be able to get another gf now.
This is a frankly pathetic attitude and it’s going to keep you miserable. If you got one you can get another. Even if it takes a long time, it’s better than being with someone who walks all over you and abuses your trust

>>50477721
based dad

>>50477725
But she wouldn't cheat on me. We were planning on moving in together in a few months.

Speaking of gfs

Ive made mine stick to a rewards chart for managing her budget and doing perverted shit I want her to do

>>50477725
Why? We already know she was riding dirty cocks while anon was here staring at 5 1/2 inch penis postings. The man needs to know what to do next. He clearly has herpes and his whore of a gf is pretending everything is okay.

>>50477721
Wow your dad was 40 but he wanted to fuck a 20 year old that's crazy. I should do that.

>>50477743
Im proud to say I am 6 feet tall, and have a very average thick 6 penis. I also never get laid.

Monkey torture instills bad karma for all of humanity. Very bearish.

>>50477807
It's a lot easier getting a gf when you didn't have herpes. How do you even tell someone that you have it?

>>50477766
I wish it was june. The beginning of june. June is great. It's like spring but also summer. Once summer starts, you can't wait for it to be over. But once it's over, then you have weird autumn weather followed by mexicans driving plows in the snow. Fuck snow mexicans.

>>50477831
He never cheated on my mom, he just liked to look and flirt.

>>50477795
Why?

>>50477863
It is a bad angle that makes it look small.

>>50477846
>find support group of people with herpes
>meet women who have herpes who also don’t have anyone who want to date them
Seems that easy to me bro.

>>50477856
>>50477766
And spring. Spring weather is all like "there's green and flowers but it's may 8th and it's 50 degrees F at 8 AM what the fuck" and it sucks dicks. June really is probably close to perfect as a month. Green, warm weather but not disgustingly so. Women aren't so whorish yet so early in the season. What a great month.

>>50477846
You don't. Problem solved.

>>50477542
Maybe you just have jock itch

>>50477860
>He never cheated on my mom
Anon,i..

>>50477856
Same. My birthday is June 1st so it's my favorite time of year. The spring summer transition is great, and I'm over summer now, so can't wait for the summer fall transition.

>>50477724
the picture of bobo baring his teeth scares me bros

>bitshit dumping for real again
Alright here we go, the big pre-FOMC dump.

>>50477836
I'm sad to say I lost the image where miko cucks you.

>>50477542
>my butt and leg are all tingly now
You know what that means....
You may need to talk to the SIGA anons, they know about this stuff.

>>50477860
>implying he'd let you know if you have a little brother 12 years younger

>>50477909
>lost
Maybe it's because Miko has never cucked me you chud.

Are these the usual degenerate losers in the thread or a new bumper crop?

Remember when we were swing trading SOXL in the 40s?

Ha.

Ha...

>>50477770
And who says /smg/ has nothing of value to offer? This is some next level shit. Based Hulk Hogan

>>50477890
I wish it was.

>>50477948
...no, I'm still here, sorry
I can go if you want

>$12 soxl calls
>expire in a year
>already 2x
Im probably selling tomorrow i smell a bulltrap

>>50477909
Here you go

>>50477960
lmao, you had a pajeet look at your herpes infested asshole and cock.
>STUTI PARESH

>>50477542
Let me give you some real advice anon. So your gf gave you herpes, that probably means she cheated on you and I can tell you why. My crack whore employee has herpes and I can assure you, you don't "get it unknowingly" unless she got it recently, meaning she cheated. Either way, now that you have it, you're basically stuck with your girl because it's basically a scarlet letter on you. So the smartest thing to do would be to hang it over her head any chance you get and guilt her with it all the time.

TIME FOR SOME SEXY ASS LITTLE CHILDREN!!!!

And as always,
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
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>they didn’t buy SOXS on a 8% day
It’s like you all forget we have Biden for president

>>50477996
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>>50477992
She put a qtip inside my dick hole too

>>50478012
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>>50478021
Did she at least kiss it afterwards?

>>50478021
That's honestly my favorite part when I go get checked.

get some better pictures jesus these suck

>>50478021
I would probably end up getting super drunk and minecraft my wife if that happend to me. There is no way I could contain my rage.

>>50478033
CLEAN IT UP JANNIES
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fucking boy racers driving their shitboxes up and down my street all night for no fucking reason. why dont these faggots get a real hobby (like posting on 4chan)

>>50478077
>>50478033
>>50478012
The penis posting champion of /smg/ freshens up his cock library for us when requested. I suggest you find some new material.

>>50477994
It's not that bad. There's even dating sites for hooking up with other people that have specific STDs. But she absolutely did cheat on anon. You don't have herpes for 3 years and then all the sudden break out for the first time ever.

>>50478113
go outside and have a polite word with them mate, im sure theyll understand

>>50478074
But she said she didn't cheat

>>50478162
People lie anon.

>>50477542
Just humilate her and tell everyone she gave you herpes when you do break it off. Make sure her parents and all her friends know.

>EUR
>YEN
>RMB
>INR
Why is every single country on the planet taking a dive onto concrete with their currencies?

>>50478177
It seems like a dumb thing to lie about because how else is she going to catch herpes?

>>50478184
This. And date Rocker's crackwhore employee.

>>50478177
Women arent people
Women are walking lies with the mental stability of wild animals

>>50478162
Ya, she didn't cheat and you don't have herpes. Just keep telling yourself that. What stocks do you own?

>>50478198
>I must have caught it sitting on a toilet seat!
>Really! You have to believe me!
>Look, it can happen, I'll look it up right now on WebMD!

>>50477953
I’m not sure if I should sell or not. I finally broke and bought at 13 thinking it was inevitable to hit single digits. I think I just need the dopamine hit of taking something in profit considering how fucked everything is under the hood right now. Same thing with my TQQQ

SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME A STOCK THAT HAS A LOW MARKET CAP AND IN A NICHE INDUSTRY THAT HAS HAD BULLISH NEWS PUT OUT PLEASEEEE

>>50478193
my milkshake brings all the currencies to the yard

how many of us live near rocker? I would hang out with him but he seems much stronger than I am and I wouldn't want to be raped by someone bald and ugly.

>>50478228
Ah yes. The trusted medical site that’ll tell you that you have lymphoma because you ate some bad taco bell

>>50478242
Fuck off this is herpes and HIV general

>>50478228
>>Look, it can happen, I'll look it up right now on WebMD!
...... she showed me on WebMD that some people never show symptoms so she could have had it for years.
>>50478224
The usual /smg/ stocks. APPL SOXL AMZN and SIGA

>>50477953
yeah i got fucking wrecked with assigned puts on the january dump, averaged down and then sold at break even on the march pump. fucking lucky

>>50478242
RKLB

>>50478242
>TLRY

How do I profit from anon having AIDS?

>>50478268
>...... she showed me on WebMD that some people never show symptoms so she could have had it for years.
Yeah that sounds like some bullshit people say to cover for their cheating

>>50478268
>she showed me on WebMD that some people never show symptoms so she could have had it for years.

>>50478304
Buy Siga

>>50478268
Yeah, that's definitely cheater cope. You're probably pretty pissed at the moment and understandably so, but you just have to move forward. There's no way to undo the condition. Get it treated and manage it. I wouldn't continue the relationship but that's your decision.

Hey retards, are we getting the WHO to pump our gaysex bags, or is it going to fuck all the SIGGERS in the ASS ?

>>50478268
>no oil
pffft

>>50478193
I saw a schizo post a few months ago (like in February or March) that said that the only way to avoid inflation was to have Russia and the EU use the USD, which would only occur if the other countries' lost value on their currency (thus driving demand for the USD)

>>50478193
>China and India

Aren’t cutting off trade with Russia so they’re avoiding the worst of inflation and won’t raise rates

>EU and Japan

Refuse to defend their currencies with rate hikes. They’re also getting slaughtered having to buy pricier gas and oil with Russia sanctions and Powell not having “give a shit about US allies” in his job description

>>50478268
Nope, the doctors will tell you your first outbreak is always the worst. She knew, she didn't tell you. Herpes is one of the worst because it can be passed even when you don't have an outbreak. Even HIV has drugs that can prevent you from spreading it to your partner. You need to let her know how badly she fucked up.

>>50478372
>Yeah gaysex is bad
>Stocks pump

>No, keep having gaysex
>Stocks don't pump, maybe even fall, but pox keeps spreading

>>50478268
Any chance this chick also has borderline personality disorder?
>APPL
it’s fucking AAPL, but we both already know you’re probably trolling

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50478406
The best thing about /smg/ memes is how terribly some of them age.

>>50478406
Based

>>50478405
>it’s fucking AAPL, but we both already know you’re probably trolling
Whatever. I've been drinking.

QUICK REMINDER THAT YOU’RE NGMI IF YOU AREN’T ALREADY /ALL IN/ ON SOXL RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW.

OR, AT THE VERY ABSOLUTE MINIMUM, TQQQ

FED PIVOT IS THIS UPCOMING MONDAY

>>50478435
You fuck nothing but prostitutes, yet your cock isn't riddled with herpes right?

>>50478428
Reminder SOXS reverse split at about $3

Guys... I am officially now fomo'ing into scratch off lottery tickets. I think it's the only way to save my portfolio by the end of the month

>>50478465
I could have bought at 11 dollars but didn't cus I was hoping it would go down more

Emerging markets

>>50478473
It's not fair. I've never fucked a hooker or been on bumble. Yet I'm the one who gets herpes.

>>50478519
It just means you're a good person, anon.
Bad things happen to good people.

>>50478519
can we see a pic of the gf?

>>50478451
If your story is legit, I’d call the crisisline.
It’s likely suicide hotline for babbies.
They can help you mentally process that shit, and you’d be at zero risk for getting party v&.
Tell them that it’s an anonymous call if they ever press you to provide personal details because fuck that shit.

>>50478473
I can post it again in a little while if you’d like

>>50478519
Honestly that's the cool thing about life. Sometimes bad shit just happens without rhyme or reason.

>the ranposter returns around beginning of july
>SOXL immediately goes from $11is to $17 in weeks

huh

>>50478519
> I'm the one who gets herpes.
Did the diagnosis already come in?

>>50478549
It happened because he doesn't treat his women like a chad or muslim. He is weak and she knows this.

>>50478465
based

>>50478465
Nancy Pelosi knows what's up.

>>50478465
I'd stuff his stocking

>>50478571
Yeah but that's his fault

>>50478465
Bought a whole 2 20$ calls

>>50478193
You forgot USD lol
>CPI 9.1%

>>50478608
It's his dad's fault for raising a pussy.

SIGAsissies, hope you sold. Pox is nothing but a big fat nothingburger. Tedros will send this to 7$ tomorrow.

>>50478465
I hope you're not piling in to get rugged again kek.

>>50478634
pic related

>>50478465
i own nrgu soxl and fas
i guess u could say i live life on the wild side haha

>>50478631
I wonder how his dad would react knowing his son got herpes from his girlfriend and she pretty much lied about cheating on him so now he is blogposting on /smg/.

>>50478647
diamondwiz u basterd bitch benchod

>>50478567
Wut.
I haven’t seen the ranposter.
What hours is that nigga on here?

>>50478662
in the mornings. he made some urusei yatsura video and had a shoutout to /smg/ in it

>>50478661
His dad probably caught herpes from his mom

>>50478673
His girlfriend probably caught herpes from his dad

>>50477588
and the radio onnnnn

commodities bros...
why's gold getting beat up? the dollar isn't even pumping

>futures

>>50478473
Worse scoopsies has syphilis. That's why his behavior is so erratic. He fucks nothing but west coast woke sex workers. They have every STD from a to z.

>>50478699
inflation is so high that no one can afford gold anymore

>>50478535
>not having sex makes you a good person
>being a cuck makes you a good person

Lol

>>50478708
syphilis is treatable

tired of this fucking heat
scoops do you have A/C i'm coming over for a cuddle

>>50478699
No one cares about the boomer rocks anymore.
All about that crypto now.

>>50478684
I think we figured it out.

>>50478699
gold is a non producing asset, just like crypto it just sits there so u can sell it to some other idiot. you could own a 10 YR treasury that gives 3.5% yield every year.

buy bonds

>>50478383
I hope you die of loneliness you fat bald midget faggot

>>50478713
>a single post to seethe that anon doesn't use fuck apps
Why is the sex cult such a marker of mental illness.

>>50478465
Great body. Still has that unfortunate flat fishmonger good face. I'd give her a 3 of 10. 2 higher than the average soulless bugdemon

>>50478797
Bro that's a ladyboy

This is from a book I'm reading. Is this accurate?
>1. Lower bond rates help companies make more profits.
>2. Short covering in the bond market can boost the Dow Jones Industrial Average.
>3. Falling bond yields can contribute to strength in financial stocks.
>4. Bond yields follow the economy. If the economic indicators are coming in strong, bond yields will rise; if they are coming in weak, bond yields will fall.
>5. Inflation is not only the enemy of the bond market—it’s also the enemy of the stock market because a rise in prices affects corporate profits.
>6. Shares are driven by corporate profits, and profits are driven by a healthy economy with low inflation.
>7. The inflation reports such as the Producer Price Index and the Consumer Price Index will affect both stocks and bonds the same way.
>8. With steady economic growth, stocks can increase even if earnings aren’t outstanding.
>9. When the Fed hikes interest rates, this can cause the yield on the long bond to increase, which will create competition for shares.
>10. If the Fed raises rates too high, this can cause a recession and can reduce inflation, during which time, bonds, and interest rate–sensitive stocks will rise.
>11. When the dollar is strong, U.S. exports cost more; as the dollar falls, import prices rise, which is inflationary.

>>50478787
Look I'm gonna raw dog girls 10 years younger than me from Bumble and there is nothing you can do about it. Ughh I know it's so "gross". Only someone "mentally ill" would look for sex.

>Futures

>>50478755
>10 YR
>not TIPS after maxing out your I-Bonds
Your bondfu is WEAK

>>50478843
Too many points to respond to but I can tell you don’t know shit. retard.

>>50478843
Some of those things call for qualifiers

>>50478843
i would say yeah except banks/financials are the only sector that earns more money from higher rates(banks werent meant to function at 0%), assuming you can get past the temporary economic downturn from tightening

>>50478856
>air new zealand
>some faggot aussie in a wide brim 'seasoned world traveller' hat
every time

>>50478607
fag

>>50478856
That's cool but why does it make you seethe that other people don't do that, you fucking loser.

>>50478899
whoa whoa whoa, alright you win TIPS nigga

>>50477651
name of the whore

whats a good site for visualizing options?

>>50478731
>all about crypto now

>>50478843
just buy dips instead of trying to be smart

Why is nobody talking about chinas banking system collapsing

>>50478960
the options calculator in the OP

>>50478977
We did then started talking about the anon with AIDS and the Herpes anon.

>>50478843
>Falling bond yields can contribute to strength in financial stocks.
Lot of qualifiers with this. This begins to deteriorate rapidly as you approach 0% and what you are reading is likely either written or quoting something from before the 2000s
Margin rates matter more for banks near lower bounds since they don't have to deliberately take on subprime debtors, among other things. The financial equivalent of the trap of "make up loss per unit by making it up with volume".
>With steady economic growth, stocks can increase even if earnings aren’t outstanding.
There are so many caveats and exceptions to this I think its a useless statement.
>When the dollar is strong, U.S. exports cost more; as the dollar falls, import prices rise, which is inflationary.
Read up on Cantillon Effect

>>50478977
Chinks are refusing to pay their mortgages kek

>>50478977

>>50478999
Just got off work, I see herp anon but aids anon?

>>50478977
>nevergrande

>>50477587

>>50479020
last thread. He went to China, and fucked a "girl" in the ass and now has HIV

What happened to the futures?

>>50478268
It's almost like she knew that WebMD said that... probably from visiting the site before.

for no reason obviously

>>50478944
if i ever find the surf devs i will fucking kill them

It will be a bear market rally if you chase it

It will be the start of a bull market if you dont

>>50478782
Kek, I'm going to get rich off of SIGA and selling covered calls. I'm going to have a harem of black twinks and your seething is only going to accelerate the process.
Cope, seethe, dilate, have sex, and Sneed in no particular order.

>>50478969
no
i will write level 4 options on margin and predict what the economy will do and i will make it

>>50478843
>1 is true
>2: short covering means buying. This seems to imply that a rising bond market means a rising stock market, which is definitely not very true… in fact, leveraged bonds such as TMV can be a nice hedge for making TQQQ more steady
>4 is kinda true but only because the fed is only really prone to hike the rates when unemployment is low
>5 is partially true, but keep in mind that the stock market skyrockets in hyper inflation
>9 seems very poorly thought out or poorly communicated. “Competition for shares” would imply competition for buying shares? Stocks drop following a rate hike. It’s because investors can be paid more to just “sit on their hands” via buying bonds
>10 is poorly communicated or poorly thought out. Raising rates beats down inflation. Too many rate hikes or hiking too fast kinda leads to a recession.
>11 sounds correct. But it’s worded in a way that makes me think the writer doesn’t actually know why it works that way.
Overall, I have this to say:
Is the author a fucking woman?
Because it sounds like a fucking chick wrote that.

>>50479056
you just know..

>>50479094

>>50477575
I'm selling 5% at each $5 level starting at 20.
If I miss the top I will at least have taken profits.

>>50479006
Thanks, will do.
The book was indeed written in 2004, I'm shocked at how things were prior to standardization

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

SHOP. Lol. He's not shorting SHOP. He's an idiot. That doesn't know about their AFRM investment. Their Strip investment. And their convertible bond thats deep underwater.

He doesn't know.

>>50479056
>you just know

>>50478977
meh, who cares. china's already on major covid lockdowns killing demand and production, its probably 90% priced in at this point anyway. a banking crisis is just bonus points

>>50479108
Yeah, you definitely do.

>>50479122
God I wish that was me shorting it in the thousands

>>50479094
i sell naked calls every week so i dont blame you

>Heh, futures are blood red. Take that, mumu!

>>50479122
Is it a trapdoor spider? A hidden tiger? A leaping lemming? A gazing gazelle?

>>50479172
>1 post by this id
Stay mad,baggie

>>50479122
thanks just sold naked calls

Haha having a small penis and ED would suck haha

Do you believe Larry?

https://youtu.be/r41TlmJKOrA

>>50479139
Yeah I missed out most of SHOP's short but I think there's tons of alpha to still capture.

SHOP is still a great short imo. People believed in Tobi their CEO because they thought he’s a good operator - I think he’s only good at capital raises. Also, Shopify has AFRM stock and Stripe call options on their balance sheet. AFRM is probably worth less than a billy, and Stripe got marked down after Tiger Global dipshits (Tiger Global literally makes /smg/ look brilliant) led a recent funding round.

When you remove the AFRM investment, they have a P/E in the mid hundreds and are grossly overvalued. And their converts are 70% underwater; the strike price is 144 postsplit; the stock trades in the 30s. That’s a 2-3% dilution on the horizon.
>>50479184
It's the Crossdressing Dragon. It's a very obvious short. Maybe it will squeeze occasionally so there's factor risk as >>50479213 is insinuating with his bullying of my previous "shorts" that....haven't really worked out.


But if beta keeps taking huge beatings and shitco's get slapped around and sold off, SHOP should be a ripe short still.

>>50479008
>be Chinese
>shitty houses seen as an investment, and have had good returns during population and economy boom in major cities for the last 45 years
>Chinese developers sell units in buildings they’re planning on starting soon
>expensive but housing is the best investment in the country so you use life savings and borrow from family to buy
>building is delayed, local officials are slowing the process and developers are embezzling as much of the construction money as they can
>another building starts to get built next to yours, that still isn’t finished
>new building is 20% cheaper since there’s already so many buildings going up
>now your investment isn’t built and it’s already lost 20% of its value
>say fuck it and stop paying loans
>development company already started building more apartments with your expected payments as collateral for loans
>now all the huge developers are bankrupt

>>50479116
Was the book written by a womyn tho?

>>50479184

>>50479255
>>50479184
>>50479213
OH I forgot after I fucking shilled this SHOP short earlier this news came out about Stripe, which SHOP has an investment in via derivatives.

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/14/technology/stripe-payments-startup-valuation.html

Strip investment for SHOP is HUGELY underwater now. And again, those converts. Lol.

>>50479233
I hate this sack of shit

>>50478965
Look, I'm not saying crypto is a good hold, but if you have to pick between shiny rocks and magic numbers, what do you pick?
Most zoomers choose the numbers. It'll outperform until the whole generation dies off and kids 50 years from now have invented some new bullshit schemes to chase.

>>50479266
I thought the Chinese were supposed to be smart...

>>50479233
mostly, I take issue with him saying do nothing during these times, and not bringing up the risk of escalation with Russia leading to a horrific energy crises. But yeah, optimistically things will turn out okay.

They are shorting the metals back into the ground

>>50479274
i'm not shorting a stock that's down already almost 80% lol

>>50479290
They are, but they are also desperate and oppressed.

i keep making money, a lot of money. this isnt right. surely im going to lose it all when i get too cocky wont I?

>>50479266
it gets better
>CCP starts bailing out people who mortgaged projects that were never built
>everybody in china realizes if they stop paying their mortgages CCP will bail them out too
>mortgage industry proceeds to go in a death spiral
>provincial banks halt withdrawals and declare deposits as "investments"
>literal tanks in the streets
"China is the next world power guys and the USD is collapsing!"

>>50479299
Explain yourself.

>>50479289
yeah,i agree with you,tho not so sure if we're gonna be alive in 50 years from now

SIGAbros….the WHO said the international community should not be concerned over memepox.

It’s over.

>i'm not shorting a shitco growth stock that's got a P/E in the hundreds if you take away their retarded AFRM investment

>>50479162
Whats your risk reward look like? How often are you wrong and whats the cost of fucking up?

>>50477477
I started doing the same with Pokemon. Figure holding at least until 2025 at the earliest should pull some decent returns.

>>50479290
>>50479306
China might be the only country in the world actually trying to actively purge malinvestment in their economy.
>implying I am a Ray Dalio level china shill
They are fucking it up because they, like the west, refuse to let market forces operatre because they are too scared of what they have created.
I think I believe the schizo theory that they are doing this, in part, to be better situated if they had to be economically independent for a few years. Something they might have to do if they, I don't know, invaded Taiwan.

>use leveraged instruments to short this stock that's down 80%, i have publicly available information that gives me an edge in the market

>>50479272
>>50479184
Also note that this is 1 in every 200-300 Pap smears, not every 1 in every 200-300 women.
If you assume that women are not repeat offenders of showing up with dog jizz dripping out of their coochie, and that they get one every 3 years for 42 years…
That’s 14 in a lifetime…
So, 200/14-300/14
It’s 1 in every 14-22 women have fucked their dog. (assuming 14 pap smears in a lifetime and no repeat offenders)

>>50479362
>>50479162

>R:R on naked calls
Lol. Selling naked calls is dangerous because even if you position just 2% of your account's portfolio margin with naked short calls/short puts, you can still blow up in a liquid product.

That is why you need a strategic buffer like a long option. Options are a vol play, not delta play, so you need to be prepared for vol shock. Sell credit spreads with good R:R, not naked short options.

Trust me im retarded ive done this before and it hurt

>>50479342
No fuck you Benchod basterd bitch

>>50479372
Most economies are driven by small individual and family operated businesses, central regulation and policy will always be extremely inefficient and screw over the small guy, making the economy far less efficient. It always looks impressive on paper when you read the headlines, that's exactly what centralized govts like CCP want you to believe.

Monke cases are almost 16,000 worldwide, still rising and a few died already.

WHO will declare this to be another pandemic. Have you been buying your SIGA stonks?

>>50479362
>>50479410
my returns are pretty mediocre. it's mostly a mental game/gamble that i enjoy. i am mostly a long term investor but i take short term bets against the market. if i win, i book my short term gains. if i lose i roll the options into the future in an attempt to break even while my overall account is way up.

There ar so many FINRA glowies who will frontrun my SHOP short in this thread i know which ID's in this thread are FINRAglowfucks

>>50479342
Is there a source for that? No way they are downplaying this on purpose. Covid shut the world down but not monke?

>>50479420
ur a dumb bhenchod don't sell unhedged negative convexity. vol will kill u. temporary vol shocks can kill ur margin. dumb bhenachode

>>50479423
im sending this to Gary gensler right now

>>50478977
All I have seen is the tanks rolling up.

But whether the bugmen will say fuck it and keep bank running or not, who knows. Kind of entertaining ngl.

>>50479391
Who are you quoting

>>50479439
put the drink down rajesh

>>50479329
China usually leans toward being a paper tiger but holy fuck have they been absolutely curbstomping the West just by avoiding decadence

>>50479473
You sell naked calls. Don't do that. Idiot.

Oh fuck I just threw up in my mouth a little bit... god damn this market
God damn it to hell

>>50479372
>China might be the only country in the world actually trying to actively purge malinvestment in their economy.
This is the dumbest shit I have ever heard. Their economy is filled with scams.

>>50478977
>the country that is known for the four pests campaign is at it again with a new macro scaled shenanigan??
What a shocker.
Maybe now people will stop freaking out about how they “produce more math PhDs” and realize that said “math PhDs” are likely about as valuable as toilet paper, due to the issuing nation’s reputation

>Stripe, a payments start-up that has been one of the most valuable privately held tech companies in Silicon Valley, has lowered its internal valuation 28 percent, according to a person with knowledge of the situation, in another sign of how the fluctuating stock market and economic uncertainty are affecting private companies.

>Investors had valued Stripe at $95 billion last year. The new internal share price, which does not affect the value of shares owned by external investors, puts it at $74 billion, said the person, who spoke on condition of anonymity because the information was private.

>>50479483
What a cursed image I made last year lol

>>50479410
>>50479439
This is why I havent done it yet. Even a relatively safe condor on WMT blew up on me because I ignored an ER a few days before expiry and ate a $200 loss instead of taking $50 profit.
Do you find its worth doing eg 90 dte long straddles and adjusting to be delta neutral? Or what about something like short vol on GME long term?
I have a comfortable long in energy right now and Im writing CCs but it feels like I could be doing more active trades to grow my portfolio in the meantime

>>50479526
FUCKING ANSWER ME.
THE BOOK WAS WRITTEN BY A HOLE POSSESSOR, RIGHT??

>>50479509
only matters if they need to raise more capital (they don’t)
boring story

Munkeypox bros. Mosquitoes spreads the virus btw. If enough pride goers get sick, just know we have the insect bros helping out. 30-96 hours is how long munkeypox virus lingers on mosquitoes.

>>50479526
>Even a relatively safe condor on WMT blew up on me because I ignored an ER a few days before expiry and ate a $200 loss instead of taking $50 profit.
Decent R:R on max loss tho, good sizing. The whole "stock goes sidways" hypothesis usually is invalidated by current market given how volatile it is.
>Do you find its worth doing eg 90 dte long straddles and adjusting to be delta neutral?
No lol wtf holy shit lmaooo me? Personally? no. I dont want to be legging that shit out and in. you need some virgin trading algo/script with delta bands to d ynamically stay delta neutral....that's NOT the type of shit i would do cuz im not trying to mimick HFT
>Or what about something like short vol on GME long term?
Maybe, depending on vol surfaces. Calendars on meme stocks are fun until they aren't . term risk.

>I have a comfortable long in energy right now and Im writing CCs but it feels like I could be doing more active trades to grow my portfolio in the meantime
No, I hate CC's. DOn't wheel or do CC's.
The point of owning a single name is that there’s generally higher volatility to the upside. When you cap that with a covered call strategy you’re just limiting the upside while staying exposed to the downside volatility. Ppl who do wheel/CC strategies are literally misusing options because of redditfaggots

>"Here’s a revealing economic fact from the astute market analysts at JPMorgan Asset Management: If you had invested $1,000 in a portfolio of “digital world” stocks — ride sharing, gaming, cybersecurity, crypto and the like — in June 2019, you’d have had $900 as of June 2022. That’s a 10 percent loss. By contrast, $1,000 invested in “real world” equities — oil and gas, minerals and agricultural products — would have turned into $1,700, a 70 percent gain."

>>50479612
BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS
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>BREAKING NEWS

This just showed up on my phone via my WSJ subscription (thus, reliable info)
This means NRGU is fucked, right?
WTI is completely separate and non-impacted, right?
What else is effected? Green Day tomorrow??

>>50479663
FUCK. FORGOT THE PIC.

>>50479663
What

>>50479643
yeah the future is now zoomers

>>50479678
Oh No. Volga Shock.

>>50479663
>>50479678
Natural gas futures appear to be dumping rn

>>50479643
>lumping in cybersecurity
lol what a piece of shit snippet
PANW is up 150% since june 2019
CRWD is up 187% since june 2019
infosec has nowhere to go but up

>>50479678
Russia anything = dump

pythonfags there's a new bloomberg lib. https://twitter.com/pyquantnews/status/1549911579889639425

OpenBB python library! Faggots! Get It! Now. So You Can. Screen For. THe Hidden Tigers.

BOIL bros...

>>50478965
How did this man grow up in Africa and turn out that white? I’m pure European and I’m at least 5 shades darker.

>>50479735
>>50479735
its only down 0.92%?

>>50479568
No it was a male author but Im in bed now and CBA to check

>>50479612
Well I mean you can just adjust your trade every few days or once a week depending on your timeframe. You get to 100 shares long or short then you roll it into a collar to collect profits or whatever.
I dont really care what my strategy is as long as its safe and has decent returns, eg justified risk.

I do need to think about calendar and diagonal spreads though, namely in regards to IV. How do you use volatility surfaces effectively? Is it just a visual tool to look for discrepancies?

>mfw I look at what gold opened at on 3/9/22

>>50479678
I thought it was on July 22? Did I get the date of when they may or may not shut down the pipeline wrong?

Is a recession happening or not?

Look at fintube and tell me this isn’t a local bottom

>>50479740
nigger, just because our governments tell you you're one of us, doesn't mean you actually are.

>>50479858
>how 2008 is happening again

Except this is nothing like 2008. What a fuckin’ retard.

>>50479766
The article only came out within the past 30 minutes

>>50478647
SIGA will still go to the moon even if it's not declared a pandemic. Countries will stockpile this shit and the market cap will increase.

>>50479962
Bullish

>>50479962
i think we'll be okay. the expected situation was the pipeline being fixed and coming back online, there was a possibility putler would have tried to squeeze europe more, but this looks like stability?

https://youtu.be/KvEHqW4KmMo?t=176

Some backyard science. this faggot hiv said he got monkey pee but look at his nose. That is not a Monkey Poop type of sore. It looks exactly like a syphilis sore.

Maybe monkey pee is some bioweapon cousin of syphilis and it's a sexual transmitted disease to stop being from reproducing. AKA genocide.

>>50480052
That fucking nose thing is not MONKEYPOOP that is clearly a syphilis outbreak. This faggot has the infinity gauntlet of all of the sexual transmitted diseases.

>>50478634
>>50478647
Capped

See you tomorrow! Also, do you have a time for the meeting? I couldn’t find a firm date. Seems pretty bullish to me that they’re keeping their cards close to their chests.

>>50479678
>thankfully Russia is allowing us to purchase gas again
>purchasing Russian gas will allow us to not purchase Russian gas
>why you don't need aircon during the summer, top 10 green energy stocks, why we shouldnt eat meat, check out these celebrities that aren't letting gender norms define them

Would you like to learn more?

WHY IS THE THREAD IMAGE DELETED?

>>50480052
I think you'll find that faggots cannot genetically reproduce

>>50479184
What about…

A COOMING CANINE????

>>50480124
because jannies are newfags

>>50480130
It's going to spread to black communities. Just like HIV.... Do you really think this is not going to spread outside of the FAGGOTS?

>>50478834
if that's a ladyboy then I am gay

Hey frens, how do I profit from Blackrock losing over $1 trillion?

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1549901272463155203

>>50480159
Could short blackrock. I dunno

>>50480159
If youj sold them your house at the top you already did!

>>50480052
Looks very painful desu.

>>50480168
kek

>>50480147
Blacks get the most HIV. genocide.

>>50480124
>>50480141
I’m just waiting for that one guy to get back to posting sexy ass little children so I can finally coom and go to sleep

>>50480094
Seconding this. Does anyone know when the fuck this meeting is happening? I can't find an itinerary, stream, or press release, it's really fucking weird.

Especially considering the thing is basically #2 on WHO site, just got its own Case Report Form, has been upgraded to bi-weekly situation reports, and has a second emergency assessment session happening tomorrow at an undisclosed time in a secret temple abandoned by the stonemasons.

So weird. So so so weird. They didn't do this in Feb of 2020 with COVID when they issued a "lol it's not that big of a deal" fiasco opinion -- which was 100% china's fault because china fucking lied, the WHO bought it, and together they doomed the world as we once knew it.

Point is, they may be handling this differently.

>>50480209
>>50480209
>>50480209
>>50480209

>>50480215
Bastard beech I was almost done asdf

>>50480224
sowwy

>>50480208
kek
got some bad news for you, anon.

>>50480159
>he believes their propaganda
They've been shorting from the very top.

>>50480208
I get the same feeling. Why call another meeting unless they were going to give guidance. No need to do anything if it’s a “nothingburger”.

>>50477542
What is her "official number"? If it's low she has 100% been cheating on you

>>50480236
Your FUD is trash and my calls are long dated. You better hope to God that the gays stop fucking for real.

I’ll have you know that my gay brother in law is contemplating going out with a guy he already sucked off a month ago. I’m getting grossed out by him being in my house but he’ll probably throw a hissy fit if I act disgusted by his germs (which I am).

>>50479852

Bobos actually bought the Burry autist bags. My god you bobos are so stupid.

We would need a level of wealth destruction so severe that it would rival 2008 - JUST to send us back to pre-covid QE. This issue has existed ever since that crisis, and has in reality begun under Alan Greenspan. Rampant wealth growth without proper economic growth to justify it. That disconnect is a core foundation of inflation. And now it is in permanent emergency high-printing mode.

If you think Jerome is going to REALLY commit to that level of devastation, you are wholly retarded. Jerome is a certified wall street shill that came from those circles. Do you honestly expect him to pivot from not just the last 10 years of policy standards, but the last 20? The last 30????

He's going to wait until the social panic around inflation dies down, and then cut rates back to zero the moment he gets a chance. Buy now, or be forever HEEMED by Jerome's green dildo as he inflates your cash to nothingness. Or even worse, liquidates it all together when your shorts evaporate into nothing.

Oil baggies, what's going on?