/biz/ - Business & Finance

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>literally only 1 original founder left at Neuralink from the 7 it started with
LOL
Musk going to spin off that turd into an IPO.

>>50474843
you just know

>stocks

>>50474868

What did he mean by this?

>>50474856
I hope. spacex isn't going to fund itself. it takes a good scam to get to the moon, a lifetime of scams to get to mars.

>>50474877
That he is always to some degree right

>>50474856
Good, fuck that dystopian shit

>>50474877
He probably shouldn't have bought bitcoin.

>>50474892
>Always act like you're right
>But then claim to always be wrong
Profound

>futures

>"Hello please connect me to Jerome"
>"Yes I need him to crash the whole market as soon as possible"
>"No you may not put me on hold"
>"Well then have him just crash CVNA to zero"
>"No I said I will not hold thank you"

So BVNRY the vaccine is going through the roof while siga is slowing down..

Monkeypee and Monkeypoo is still taking over...

Oh no

I missed the dip didn’t I?

>>50474843
The anime figure I paid over 300 dollars for came in a severely damaged box. I’m so mad.

>>50474991
I mean

I must have

>>50474703
>U
i like unity
is the ironsource acquisition for diversification or a defense for their core business? i dont know if they have much involvement in the mobile app market

>>50474738
>CRSP
>OPEN
whats your thesis? i dont like the length of negative profitability they have

>>50475005
Buy a new one.

>>50474931
>Hello yes, please make the next interest rate hike 6%
>No no I mean raise it from 1.75% to 6%
>No I will not hold

>>50475034
Nah, I’d rather not temp the same system that put it through a hydraulic press the first time again. I think the figure is fine. Just disappointed I paid a new box premium to only get a damaged box.

>>50474931
Let us know what you get through bro. Jerome needs to answer our questions.

How much will the markets tanks if the pipeline to Germany isn't fully back up by July 22?

>>50475107
Sure thing bro!

>>50475017
My concern with U is that the stock could easily fall another 50% and it might still be described as overvalued in today’s climate. The market is oriented to punish SaaS companies that don’t make money and that is what U is.

God I wish that was me
Instead I'm stupid poo poo pee pee poorfag that can't into profit

>>50474877
He's a professional quote maker.

>>50474991
Still don't 20% if you think that's the bottom then two green days are still relatively nothing to ATHs

>mfw this market

im honestly more stumped and retarded in this market than brandon pure clownworld shit erryday

>>50474868
How are them bags? Just keep holding, diamond hands bro. Look at this meme. You know crypto is the best. Pajeet scams are not a thing. -40% is nothing to a superior investor like yourself. HODL bro

Anybody here every try mastic gum? I want a strong jaw so women get wet when I just walk into the room. Answers very much appreciated as I am currently pussyless.

On an unrelated note I’m down 20% overall in the past 2 days alone.

>>50475098
sounds pretty beta. I would jizz on that shit and return it and get a pristine new one.

>the CHIPS act gets passed next week
>NVDA goes back to 200
>SOXL back above 25
wyd bobo?

>>50475171
bro, just start eating your meat well done

Kinda glad I bought in last week.

>futures
Mumus are such chowderheads

>>50475168
such cope, tell that to the celsius and terra faggots who lost everything

>>50475159
Earnings are taking front and center because the market doesn’t want to price in more rate hikes or a recession. The market desperately wants to go up.

Once Jpow announces 100 bp hike and the gdp estimate is red the market will shut its pants again.

>t. Bear who knows

Is he right anons?

For context: Steel company reported decent earnings.

Should I buy nvda?

>>50475202
Last I read, Voyager which is a publicly traded crypto wallet/app that I used filed for bankruptcy. They halted all transactions. Every person who has money on that app is frozen. kek

>>50475228
If you want to and think it's a good idea, I'd buy before the bill gets passed not after.

>>50475181
NVDA doesn't get that money it's Intel IIRC

What the fuck happened with WFG on Tuesday?

>>50474862
>SHE SUCKS LE COCK, GET IT xD

Dude, fuck off. She was just bored and decided to do something silly like putting her mouth around a musical instrument since she's a musician. Never did that? Then you must be a miserable piece of shit

>>50474843
another green day tomorrow to trap more mumus then daddy pow go SKEET SKEET 100bps hike announced friday and blood in the streets like we havent seen since 2021

>>50475180
I bought it directly from the nice yellow people who draw sexy cartoon women and bomb harbors. All sales are final, no exception.

>>50475265
Okay but she does

>>50475257
Nevermind I googled it

Not all schizophrenics are bobos, but all bobos are schizophrenics

>>50475265
Bruh. She’s literally putting a symbolically phallic object In her mouth, not to mention a large one. She is basically screaming that she wants cock.

>>50475181
NVDA and AMD dont make their chips in murica so they wont be getting anything

intel and tsm (soon in AZ) will get the most cash cuz they build their shit in the states

>>50475304
Sounds like MU might be interested in that gravy train too. So the government is going to fund factory construction in Idaho, Arizona, and Ohio lol

They claim that the turbines needed for the gas pipeline is in transit...

How much you wanna bet they will claim an (((accident))) happened and that will delay shit even further?

>>50475239
crypto is and always was retarded and these faggots deserve to lose their money

>>50475227
>Lebenthal
just keep buying everything is fine.

>>50475304
>cuz they build their shit in the states
But no new manufacturing jobs, sorry goy thanks for the gibs

>>50475227
It won't be the lack of demand that will crash things, it will be the general unavailability of goods causing people to get priced out

>>50475210
They already said its not going to be 100 bps, we will be red next week for the 75 and apple/amazon earnings being shit.

>>50475265
>>>Reddit

>>50475366
Also,
>muh backlog

You know who else has a giant order "backlog"
GE and RYCEY
lmao

>>50474843
When will robinhood increase their interest rates already its been stuck at 1% since before the last 75bp hike

>>50475387
Lol, that’s not how interest rates work. That’s a deal between the Fed and the banks. You only pay more for loans if there is a Fed funds rate hike. Lol, little boy. You have much to learn.

Please poop.

>>50475432
nigger the 1% was before the last fed funds 75 hike

>>50475304
is it too late to jump on the intel/tsm free money train, or have i missed it?

Be pretty funny if the GIbson's paradox rears its head again.

>>50475487
It
Doesn’t
Matter
The rate hike only matters to borrowers and banks borrowing from the Fed. Your savings interest rate is completely disconnected from the Fed funds rate. The two are not connected whatsoever.

>>50475144
Wut

mortgage demand is at a 22 year low now and falling. how much fucking longer until prices go down? how did things go back in the early 2000's when it happened last time?

>>50475510
The point is this is not a regular savings account it's a sweep account which is tied to investment banks. The first hike of 25, it went up .25% interest, and 50 hike brought it up by .5%, but now it's been stuck and didn't move

>>50475488
idk, chips held up well today depends on if they dip tomorrow

the vote is next week but it might already be priced in at that point

tsm @ 90 still pretty undervalued imo but us retail have no say in the matter just have to follow the flow

>>50475510
what? you think the banks are going to borrow from the fed at a higher rate but not charge you a higher rate to make sure they profit off your loan?? how smooth are your lobes?

>CHIPS act basically built specifically for INTC
>INTC still going to outsource the fab production
>probably still going to build new plants in Europe
>probably going to increase their dividend
This is really just completely stupid.

>>50475543
The signs were there in January 2006 but it didn't fully come down until 2008.

>>50475543
This isn't some fucking DeFi marketplace where supply and demand determine prices, bucko. We're not even gonna have time to drop prices before the fed turns the printers back on.

>>50475610
Two years so just in time for Trump's second term. He will fix this.

>>50475606
Is it even going to pass the real senate vote?

>>50475543
there was a bunch of bad debt back then that everyone swears up and down doesn't exist now. I give it about a year for the correction to start. The delay is going to be substantial, people are still panic buying due to fear of rate hikes and missing out, which is why prices are still increasing... A mortgage once arranged gives you 90 days to buy a house supposedly so there is at least a 3 month delay after rates force a capitulation. Then if prices even remotely correct, cash rich retards and funds are going to scoop up the homes keeping the downside minimal. We had the benefit of a banking collapse accompanying it last time.

>>50475543
Its not going to drop in most of the country, just in counties that are overvalued. Even then it will only drop 1-3% per month unless there ends up being a catalyst.

>>50475555
so buy BIL instead of holding cash.

>futures

THERE'S A CONCEPT THAT WORKS
TWENTY MILLION OTHER GAY BOBOS EMERGE

>>50475630
>real
are you stupid or something

>>50475630
It is probably 50/50 which is just as bad. Every industry will eventually become a "national security" issue and be forcefed taxpayer money but without any guarantees that they actually steer production domestically. And it will also not be contingent on performance.
Steel, aerospace, oil, semiconductors, at some point agricultural production, then silicon manufacturing, then probably airlines, etc.
Just outright corporate nanny state. And I mean, they will just outsource the critical stuff anyway to squeeze out margins.

>>50475661
Explain to me like i am retarded, how much money does BIL give me a month?

>>50475367
They don’t rule out anything. They just said that if data conveyed they needed to do a 100 bp hike they would do it. Since then it’s been radio silence.

>>50475543
what happened in the early 2000s doesn't matter because we have an extra ~21 million people living in the US now than we did back then. there just aren't enough houses.

>>50475671
I hope Sesame Street gets class actioned and forced to close. I hope blacks run every business and entertainment attraction out of black communities.

>>50475671
>B'Ivory

>>50475679
Today was just the filibuster

>>50475584
I said exactly that “smooth brain”

Will raw eggs increase my vitality and make me attractive to females with breasts and vaginas?

>>50475690
its about 2% annualized

>lumber
My house is literally made out of lumber, I'm fucking ruined

>>50475671
>B'Ivory Lamarr

>>50475680
I can't wait for his next track suit Slav squatting video in 2024.

>>50475723
just nut into a cologne bottle and dilute it with water. spray onto neck and watch the magic happen.

>>50475736
Why has lumber been getting so heemed? Did we find a new forest or something?

>>50475555
You gotta explain things, anon. I have no idea what you’re talking about.

>trading on RH

You gotta stop doing that for your own sake.

>>50475736
how does lean hog bro keep fucking getting away with it

>>50475742
kek

>>50475543
housing affordability is still at 2007 levels, we have at least another year to go

>>50475702
There are plenty of fucking houses. Stop this nonsense. Building dense housing creates ghettos and turns nice places in to Niggerville, USA. The bums living in tents are fucking degenerate junkies that need to be put down or shipped off to a fucking island. Tired of this retarded sympathy for losers who choose not to get it together and then burden society with their bullshit.
Every fucking open field in my city has turned in to a housing project. Gavin niggerlover faggot newsome puts homeless housing right in the middle of decent neighborhoods, but not in his community. Maybe he should let some methed out crack smoking mutant live in his guest room instead.

>>50475742
I mean, since the ladies are already doing the equivalent

spongebob racist ass ignore MY child? nah i'm throwin hands

>>50475769

>>50475767
you sound impoverished, don't reply to me again

>>50475769
why would you need perfume for online videos?

>>50475786
NIMBY faggot.

>>50475769
i cant imagine it, w-what does this smell like?

asking for a friend

>>50475679
>he doesn't know that they had to do a vote to approve the final vote

>>50475799
Ever empty out the water of a can of Tuna?

>>50475742
That’s sounds crazy enough to work. I might try that the next time I go to the gym. I know the exact time when a cutie goes there so she’ll be my test subject.

>>50475799
Salty bags of milky coins
>>50475754
Bullwhip effect

>>50475799
sometimes like fish, sometimes like chipotle
t. sex haver

>>50475810
Bro, she obviously knows what cum smells like. She is going to think you just took a munkeypox load

>>50475806
>>50475818
>Wojack with big nostrils.jpg

>>50475543
Isn't Wallstreet buying homes at a premium? Why would they stop buying if ((their)) ultimate goal is to keep you renting? Someone examined cause I'm an absolute smoothbrain when it comes to real-estate

>>50475810
based, be careful though because the sperm will sometimes fly through the air and impregnate ovulating women

NAH MICKEY NAH
I KNOW YOU AIN'T FINNA IGNORE JEQUAVIUS

>>50475842
Looks like Disney needs to raise it’s prices again.

>>50474843
bros do you think she could fit 16 dicks in her ass simultaneously?

>>50475842

>>50475769
It was probably fake - first posted ironically for updoots - but then became real. TikTok is just those old 4chan pranks where someone says "cool science experiment" that actually makes mustard gas and the whole thread pretends to play along until eventually someone actually tries it and dies.

>>50475890
remember the shit your pants protest?

>>50475889
kek
for me it's the rooftop korean remembering his training

>>50475005
Don't be a soiboi tranime faggot. That's what I would do if I were to sell trading to faggots. I'd break it qnd send it in cheap freight. What is your weakwristed faggotass gonna do about it? Nuthin

>>50475890
Trump's biggest failure was not following through with the Tiktok ban.

>>50475769
I'm convinced tiktok is just circa 2005-2010 /b/ but zoomers are too gullible to understand system crashed your PC and the crystals fuck you up.

>>50475671
when will we stop collectively sucking black cock as a nation? it's all so tiresome. civil rights were a mistake.

>>50475930
never. this is it until the west collapses.

>>50475886
You've never tried that with a woman, obviously.

>>50475741
>>50475680
daily reminder that this exists and isn't a parody:

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LunHybOKIjU

>>50475957
thankfully the Australians have answered this question already for all of us nonsex havers

>>50475889
I don't know who he's dressed as, but he seems to be still in character

>>50475910
>solly honey, daddy didn’t know disa wasa da zoo exibit. It is onry a gorirra. Rets go back to tomorrowrand.

>>50475168
That's because crypto makes more sense and actually follows sentiment. Meanwhile in stonks line just goes up and then the msm spends the week gaslighting the people about how there's actually no recession to worry about.

>>50475140
a classic. one day this will be remembered as a truly inspiring saying instead of a cringe redditism

>>50475034
>SIGA
>Going Sub-Zero ($0)
Lol lmao even

>>50475889
ooooo jannie!

So what happens in six days?

>>50476009
That's not sub zero.

That is covid/monkey pee/carbon zero.

>>50475799
It smells like the female version of ball sweat. The labia is homologous to the scrotum. It's made of the same thick goosebump-like skin. So if you tickle your balls that's probably what it feels as a woman to have your vagina touched. The clitoris is basically a tiny penis.

>>50475991
I'm pretty sure they MKULTRA'd him/ did a frontal lobotomy, but maybe I'm coping for liking him when I was younger

>>50476038
>the clitoris is basically a tiny penis
Wait so have i always been gay?

>>50476034
the two weeks begin

>>50475889
Irl janny Rocker lmao

>>50475265
She wants the BGC (Big Greek Cock)

>>50476038
anon that was a postop tranny not a woman.

What if the courts actually do force Elon to buy Twitter? I'm willing to bet Twitter's ties to institutional power, and hence, judges, are stronger than Elon's.

>>50475304
>NVDA and AMD dont make their chips in murica so they wont be getting anything
The whole purpose of the Bill isnt just to hand Intel and TSM hundreds of billions of dollars, its also to incentivize companies who produce their chips overseas to produce them here too. Have you even looked into the bill?

>>50476084
What you don't realize is that elon planned not buying twitter before he wanted to buy twitter
He's got to have something else.

>>50476056
>Wait so have i always been gay?
yes

ive learned to really like this dude
i dont care what you think

>>50475742
Is smelling like you just got bukaked really a positive thing?

Is Tesla just Enron 2.0?

>>50475742
this was an actual thing on somethingawful 15 years ago
pheromone stacking or some shit

>>50474843
That hairline. Bet she's bald af by 30.

>>50475916
I could literally beat you up with one arm.

>>50476105
Why did he buy 9%? Also why has the sec been letting him pull this bullshit?

>>50476116
baste marinara dipper

>>50476153
Get back to cleaning the shitters rocker. Did your boss say you could take a break?

>>50476173
Take your meds schizo

>>50476157
9 is a prime number for the tribe members
Sec doesn't care,b

>>50476180
Clearly you have emotional issues

>>50476116
Biden admin did too. They don’t like the data, just make it up. Make it up

>>50476116

YOU FUCKERS MOCKED ME FOR HAVING HIV! I HATE YOU ALL!

>>50476085
>Have you even looked into the bill?

sir, this is /smg/.

>>50476205
You are obsessed with a man you have never met. You have severe mental issues. Take. Your. Meds. Now.

>>50476085
I doubt it does any of that you stupid faggot otherwise you could quote it.

>>50476212
I mean just tell people it’s VAIDS: you know, from the jab. Same thing

>>50476212
It didn’t mock you then anon but I’ll mock you now.

Stupid idiot. Enjoy your t-cells while they last. Lol.

>>50476221
Bro, your buying anime figurines. Clearly things have not worked out for you. You going to yell at mommy and daddy again when they come into your room?

>>50476234
I'm undetectable on medication right now. The only shitty thing is the medication elevates my liver enzymes and on top of being an alcoholic it's not looking good.

>>50476239
I may have HIV but I still look down on this faggot. Glad I'm not him.

>>50476245
Did the girl have a bigger penis than you?

>>50476239
Kek. Nice projection faggot. I’m a big boy who lives alone so I don’t have to worry about anybody seeing my anime figures.

Plus women are generally threatened by me so I don’t have to worry about them either. I really live a blessed life.

>>50476212
why would you rawdog randos in china? lucky you still have your kidneys.

Somebody please tell me the next low cap stock that has bright futures ahead of them.. PLEASEEE

>>50476245
I bet you’re fat. I’ve never met an alcoholic who wasn’t fat. Stop being fat, fatty.

>>50476252
It was a girl you ass hole.

>>50476254
Because the women over there are sluts who will do anal after the first time meeting you. Plus Chinese condoms are small as fuck.

>>50475265
found the angry roastie

>>50476212
I'm sorry Anon.

>>50476262
AQB

>>50476262
GME ^^

>>50475227
>flattening prices
>backlog likely due to labor shortages or input delays
>jew on twitter
it's all rosy until the next quarter is a disaster

>>50476262
BABA,Netflix,KDP

>>50476268
>"girl"

>>50476227
>i no kno bill, so no 1 kno bill
Kek this place really does attract the dumbest of the dumb

>>50476268
Tell me how a girl has a penis

>>50476085
>companies get billion $ windfall
>said company stock won't go up
stay class, /biz/

Totally a nothing burger right faggots????

Siga sisters show your support and QUEEF AND DILATE!!

>>50476268
>participating in sex tourism
>doing anal on top of that

Might as well have stayed home a boned a dude

Futures be looking prime Bobobros

>>50476301
Dude everyone knows Joe Biden has done nothing but destroy America. You are an idiot. I bet you think don't say gay bill actually said don't say gay because some Democrat ass hat told you so.

>>50476325

>>50476338
Next time you go out to buy some booze, try rubbing your hiv cummies in your hair and tell us the results

>>50475681
FFS, I would rather take communism over that kind of hell.

>>50476338
There's no way you're older than 14 years old

>>50476322
Next time I go back there I'm spreading it to as many women as possible to get my revenge.

>>50475265
You have to go back

>>50476319
The gay sex clock is at 5 minutes to midnight, bros

>>50476379
Better dead than red or so they say

>>50476386
Am I wrong about you being a Democrat shill? Didn't think so.

>>50476386
They aren't even humans. They are paid to post. Just ignore anon

>>50476386
He’s either a teenager who hasn’t really been unplugged yet or a boomer whose brain was literally rooted from the inside out by constantly watching Fox. It’s sad they don’t see it’s all a game.

>>50476404
>Am I wrong about you being a Democrat shill?
Absolutely. Biden is a joke. Your posts are just extremely low IQ. So which is it, are you underage or just really that dumb?

I preferred cockspamming to this bullshit. Incredibly bearish, which is extremely bullish for my positions.

FYI some jannies/mods try to bait people into posting things that will earn bans, like off topic posting etc. When they do this to you just ignore them.

>>50476245
So you're the type of person that's the reason I see all those stupid HIV medication commercials?

>>50476455
Not my problem

>>50476473
OFF TOPIC!!!!!

>>50476455
I hate anime

Me and some insider whales opened a 10x 100,000,000,000 dollar short on the stock market. Sell before the end of the week this is your last warning we have some final bulls to capitulate before we can experience the next leg up on the dow jones industrial to 50k. Expect a 60 percent drawdown we may break the 20k floor rather fast.

/leanhogs/ bros... who can stop us?
> the ABSOLUTE STATE of the dilapidated shanty town of orange juice niggers and lumber virgins

>>50476456
I take 2 pills a day but when I go back to China I'm going to stop for like a year until I get a mega high viral load and I'm taking my revenge on so much Chinese ass.

>>50476034
That fucking look

>>50476387
You are a piece of shit that deserves to be wiped from the genetic pool. You are the reason the elites wants genocide.

not trying to be a smartass, but if the pocks is going to blow up shouldn't it have done so already? we first heard about it like six months ago. covid only took 2 months from /pol/posting to shutting the world down

>>50476565
I dont give a shit. You have to live with people like me and deal with it.

In case you missed it, Biden mumbled "nuclear" a minimum of 5 times during his speech today. Also recall that oil never came up for discussion during Biden's visit in Saudi Arabia (in other words, nothing was solved). Uranium stocks have been outperforming SPY and most other sectors during this week's bear market bounce. So if you want to remain poor, my suggestion would be to not buy and hold uranium stocks when the opportunity presents itself over the next week or two of FOMC fallout. Enjoy.

>>50476566
>he doesn't know that the lockdowns were planned regardless of covid not being deadly at all

Can we just start a new thread early? I need to blogpost

>>50476566
It’s blowing up amongst GAY MEN. Unless you are GAY and taking gay cocks up ass and in your mouth your are FINE.

Just stick to pussy and get the regular STDs.

>>50476578
he also mumbled he has cancer. Whatever comes from his decrepit mouth means nothing. His brain is clearly rotting

>>50476578
sorry sweaty but nuclear energy is dead

>>50476593
Let’s just skip the blogposting and go directly to the part where we call you gay and tell you tofuck off.

>>50476593
If you have anything worth talking about it will spill over and rocker might mention you. So far in this thread we have cum cologne, and gaysex asian Aids bro.

>>50476627
Either nuclear plants get built or the power goes out in a few years. Simple as. And if the power goes out, so does the rule of law that protects these precious progressives. It's literally win-win either which way things go.

Are put/call ratio (back)spreads worth doing?
Like yeah there's a ton of risk if this fails, but it looks like the price will cooperate 99% of the time

shitposting with y'alls has cost me tens of thousands of dollars and it was an honor

>>50476684
Dude I'm going back to China and I'm going to spread it as much as possible to get my revenge with zero fucking remorse.

>>50476684
My long term gf just gave me herpes.

imagine big titty billie sucking your throbbing cock in her 50 million dollar mansion while chefs cook up dinner 4 floors below

gamestop is worth $600 per share(150x4 share release) APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW

Is uranium still a meme?

>>50476692
It looks like it's going to be coal short term. Any coal ETFS?

>>50476720
I think u know what to do

>>50476733
Australia has a lot of coal mining

>>50476703
Do you want to bet 35000 dollars on a clown market when you will only win 250 best case scenario? You know you’d risk a lot less and get almost the same amount by putting like 5k on a leveraged index?

>VC
>watching start-ups pitch all day
>one unironically used TWO Elon tweets in their deck as a basis for their NFT product
tech is dead

>>50476723

>>50476721
>dessert ice cream made from her breast milk

>>50476708
>making a public record on a heavily monitored forum of intent to commit what is seen in the eyes of the law, even in China, as attempted murder/heinous bodily assault
You're retarded and that's why you have AIDS, blaming the person you buttfucked on a whim the first time you met them without protection is proof of this.
>>50476773
Tech is dead besides GME
ftfy

>BlackRock Is Breaking the Wrong Kind of Records
>Clients of the world’s largest asset manager lost an unprecedented $1.7 trillion in the first half’s market carnage.
>https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2022-07-20/how-blackrock-lost-1-7-trillion-in-six-months

How are you niggers so unhealthy?

>>50476757
Yes because the chance of it going tits up is very remote, and because it's several days to expiry, there's still time to exit.
I'm also looking into 60-90 spreads, too.

>>50476831
Dude I don't give a fuck. It's not like they can do shit about it. My posts won't stop me from entering China again. I will spread to as many Chinese women as possible. I will even go after pregnant women or women nursing so their kids can have it too. China fucked up my life and now it's time to pay the pied pipers pozzed dick.

>>50474890
It took about 400,000 American personnel and a few dozen former Nazis to get Apollo 11 on the moon

>>50476733
Coal is a buy, but only because China is ramping it back up for the short term while they build out their nuclear reactor fleet. They're going to start buying Australian coal next month, in preparation for Xi's new 1.5 trillion yaun stimulus plan for China.

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/jul/15/china-says-relationship-with-australia-ready-to-set-sail-again-amid-hopes-coal-import-ban-will-be-scrapped
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-considers-220-billion-stimulus-085957490.html

So buy Australian coal. All on the ASX. DYYDD.

IKW
WHC
NHC
YAL
EER

>>50476831
In California they legalized knowingly infecting someone with HIV via sex, because bigotry.

>>50476873
This general is wild.

>>50476873
dangerously based...

TSLA dumped 75% of its crypto. Lol. If you "have" $18 billion in cash, but felt the need to dump $1 billion in crypto to preserve liquidity (after gutting the troops including R&D and Service), perhaps the Board should consider a large capital raise to preserve the franchise

>>50476908
Thank you sir.

>>50476873
Guarantee you're still a virgin, kiddo

>>50476845
Idk. But I know my big toe is probably going to have to be amputated due to diabetic necrosis. I can see the bone through the pussy black stuff but can’t feel anything. Lol.

>>50476873
>id
>hV+
kek retard

>>50476908
how does china get away with printing so much fucking money, when will manufactures finally wake up and move to the west

>>50476944
Dang bro. Sorry you're going through that.

>>50476911
We like to have fun here

Oilbarons
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-21/treasury-official-sees-price-cap-on-russian-oil-by-december?srnd=premium

Do you tip?

>>50476861
But why take the chance at all??? What are you not understanding here? There’s no chance for you to lose ALL of your money period and you can make more money by just putting it in some stocks normally. Earnings and GDP are next week, what if it drops every day? It could easily dip below 11%.

>>50476982
Just the tip.

>>50476975
>bloomberg

>>50476984
>you can make more money by just putting it in some stocks normally
Because it's not about making money, it's about minimizing risk to the downside. Stocks are down 20-30% across the board so far.

>>50476982
30%, but only because the baristas are really cute and they're nice to me... I know it's because they have to be... but still...

>>50476963
>when will manufactures finally wake up and move to the west
When we're poor enough.

>>50476982

>>50476982
40-50% because im not a poorfaggot and i profit off of retards doing menial server jovs

>>50477000
I don’t think you’re minimizing risk at all though. Again, even if you’re in a 3X leveraged ETF, if it’s down 11% and you for some reason gambled 35000, you’d only lose a portion and it would probably recover. On the flip side, if we rally, you’ll gain a lot more in that same period of time.

>>50476963
Same way the US gets away with it, but unlike the US, they don't care as much about the optics when it comes to suppressing their own population. They're rolling out tanks and APCs to protect their banks from rioting citizens.

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1549790086656581640

>>50476720
>rocker

>>50476135
It's okay, Elon was too, but they have treatments for that now.

>>50477041
haha evil chinese
no way the good side (((american))) bankers would use savings account funds for investments

>>50476578
I hold Kazatomprom and am pretty content with the near 10% yield on my cost basis, but I'm sure you're posting this in hopes of shilling unprofitable American shitcos.
SMR does look interesting though, but too speculative for me.

>>50476733
I'd say buy WHC.AX, but it already ran these past few weeks. Right now BTU seems like the best relative value in coal.
There are no worthwhile ETFs.

>>50476944
pics please

My toddler son keeps waking up

>>50476239
I'm rooting for you. gambate

>>50477145
get him drunk

>>50476944
Please post a picture

>>50477069
Even though I have HIV I'm still glad I'm not as fucked as Rocker.

i remember one time in high school speech and debate my opponent ran a 'vaccines cause autism' case and i didn't know how to debunk it so i ran 'autism is good' and won the round

>>50477181
Nice larp kiddo, you got to be 18 to post. We had fun with your make believe story

>>50477069
I hope fat hands is doing well, way always a pleasure seeing the vids

>>50477192
holy shit i remember sitting in on a debate exactly like that in middle school

>>50477192
Based.

>>50476455
funny how everyone else gets a ban but their off topic posting literally never gets touched

Will SQQQ ever see 65 again

>>50476911
>This general is wild.
traders and gamblers tend to be fun people.

>>50477220
I don't care what you believe you schmuck.

>>50477254
Give it 2 more weeks after it reverse splits again

>>50477170

I've considered dosing him with melatonin but I'm afraid he will never be able to sleep without it

>>50477251
It would be funny if reporting a Janny's bait resulted in them getting banned by a different janny. I don't know if such things are possible.

>>50477145
I haven't had a kid, but isn't that what toddlers do?

>>50476153
K groomer faggot

>>50477265
Yup, cool larp. Posting Hunter's happy time pills. I see right through your " I fucked a chink in the ass and now I have HIV bullshit." You have never had sex fat boy. Time stamp your HIV pills you flaming homosexual

>>50477277
Just hit him. If you knock him out that's the same as sleeping and eventually he will be too scared to get up.

Good evening sirs

CHINA WILL INVADE TAIWAN
SOXL TO 100 EOY

>>50475265
STRETCHED.COM
GAPED.COM
QUADRUPLEPENETRATION.COM
NOAMOUNTOFMONEYGONNAFIXTHIS.COM
ROASTIEAFTERTOASTIE.COM

>>50477277
>>50477170
>gen x/y: boomers were bad parents
>also gen x/y: my kid is annoying, maybe I can get him addicted to drugs and he'll bother someone else

>>50477337
>do this and that for me
Aren't you just a bossy little faggot

3 more posts before everyone pretends to be someone else and this thread stays alive

>>50476944
wait I have a black mark on my foot and it's been tingling lately

>>50477368
warm milk with irish cream isn't going to ruin the kids life, get over yourself

So is recession happening or are these boomer fucks going to print us out of it once again

>>50476084
>What if the courts actually do force Elon to buy Twitter?
that would be awesome. I'm pretty sure twitter would die in a matter of days

NEW
>>50477424

>>50477406
Unironically alcohol has been shown to be even worse for kids than adults because it inhibits the development of their organs.

Whos bakin

>>50477368
Just because gen x/y are retarded, doesn’t mean boomers weren’t bad parents.

>>50477278
They unironically can not be banned.

because they can just delete their own posts from the report que

>>50476455
>>50477251
>>50477278
>>50477466
you can report jannies in the 4chan IRC channel

>>50477368
boomers rubbed whiskey on babies gums when they were teething

>>50477438
Well, I hope you are versed in cough medicine alternatives

>>50477456
>boomers were bad parents and that's WHY their kids are retarded

>>50477371
It's the best

>>50476982
only at family joints.

>>50476627
The majority of people who collect your trash are dutch, whats their point?

N

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>>50477424
>>50477424
>>50477424

>>50477466
holy fuck jannies are worse than I thought

>>50476901
Nobody went to the moon you simple fqggot

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