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ASMB stock ladies!

It's fucking over.

first for a lil bit of chicken fried

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>>50472064

I bought more SQQQ today, I think I might have a problem

>>50472064
Damn. We really are going to have a recession then.
This is a great opportunity to buy soxl or load up on leap call options at the bottom

>>50472064
Cramer must just have the rest of Jews howling with laughter every day
>and then I told those stupid goy

Spooky as shit, but the volume on IEF (10 year bond ETF) was up today literally 1100% from yesterday. It's up 713% compared to the 1 week volume average ( and +400% compared to the monthly).

Who the fuck knows something? Literally 11 times more volume than yesterday lmao

>>50472119
Kek based

>>50472114
Imagine having money in the market

laughing my ass off

youtube.com/watch?v=6lHuSLHhRZk

We are fucked. I'm worried about a real depression coming. 2 more years of this shit

>>50472119
You did good anon

>>50472119
All the smart people in the room did the same thing brother
One of these days we're gonna wake up to the intoxicating odor of cow dung and we will know we have won

Is there any difference between Sonicare toothbrushes? Just seems silly to pay $100 compared to the $50 ones.

Will I make it bros? What do you think of my investments. Portfolio is $20k

>>50472124
I like to think he's their "tell the goyim what we're going to do to avoid karmic reparation" signal.

>>50472149
midterm years are abysmal for the stock market just normally now throw all the other shit on top of it lmaoooo

>>50472147
just say lmao i don't wanna have to read all that

>>50472179
you ARE aware that your portfolio is a mustard gas generator... right?

Imagine not being long SOXL

>>50472154
For years now bulls have been smugly saying everyday, don't fight the fed, don't fight the fed, over and over and over again, and now they are doing exactly that.

>>50472138
Funds buy that ETF and repackage it with higher fees.

>>50472064
When will MU take a shit?

holy fuck. Leaks coming out of the WHO. Tedros considers the pox a nothingburger. Sell everything, SIGAbros.

>>50472208
what if the FED drops the rate?

>>50472149
I would've taken that fag mayor over Biden if they absolutely needed a Dem in office, he'd somehow be less embarrassing. Fucking any other Dem would've been better.

>>50472177
Not worth the price tag. My dentist said that regular tooth brushes work just as well as electric ones. But he does shill a water pick even though he said flossing is just as good. Listen to your dentist, not a Chinese basket weaving website.

>>50472119
I just started writing puts on SQQQ

LGF looks like a good short

>>50472108
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>>50472208
Inflation is good for market caps when wages catch up. This is being priced in now. The bottom was met.

I sold 10k worth of SIGA today at 14.07, just incase it fucking dumps tomorrow if the WHO says mpx is a nothingburger.

>>50472114
Fuck, I believe in this kind of history repeats shit way more than lines. what do I do to not die in the recession that's clearly coming? Invest in dividend stocks? Cash Gang will just inflate out of use, right?

>>50472179
NGMI

Just buy an etf bro

>>50472230
>Leaks
Right ....
In actual news, EU is placing a massive order for SIGA's TPOXX.
WHO will declare monkepox a PHEIC tomorrow.
$20 SIGA EOW

>>50472239
Based, thanks anon.

>>50472208
>Bears think Bulls are the smug ones
We're just here to party and have fun

>>50472263
>if

>>50472198
What do you mean? Like my portfolio is just going to crab?

>>50472091
Cold beer on a Wednesday night

>>50472203
Post the video.

>>50472208
the only people fighting the fed are bobos expecting the fed to raise rates far higher than their targets

...what the fuck

>>50472291
it literally transpiles in such a way that your cpu will emit a deadly gas when the prices hit a certain level you poor sod...

>>50472306
holy fuck, is this real???

>>50472272
Why won’t I make it?
Which etf and why?

>>50472289
Ya if. I still have 38k in SIGA with 10k on the side. I will be up watching the WHO meeting and if they say its a PHEIC, i will market buy asap. If they don't i will buy the dip. Either way, I am making money off homosexuals.

>>50472315

>>50472291
If you put all your money in SOXL or TQQQ you'd be making better gains than you are now
Your losses wiped out almost all of your gains

>>50472336

>>50472336
Oh shit is that real!!!

>>50472336
what's it taste like bros

>>50472252
Which Girls Do Porn is this?

>>50472306
How do I save myself?

>>50472119
Same. My cost basis is 47.47 now. I'll buy more if it gets near 40. Such a good way to hedge

>>50472252

don't forget to pay your fucking rent, degenerates

>>50472388
What the fuck is rent?

>>50472246
LMAO I don't even know what that means hombre

I’d be able to scalp and swing a lot more trade if (((they))) didn’t require $25k in an account. It’s not fair bros.

>>50472239
If you have toothbrushing skill they're fine. Most people just suck.

>>50472388
I would rather live under a underpass than share my gain.

>>50472297
Why exactly do you think the fed is hiking rapes? To dump everything, that's literally the purpose, you're betting against their play.

>>50472394
youre dumb as shit and deserve what you get for being dumb

>>50472344
Really? I thought I did well, looking back at the last month. How much have you made in the past month. I may do that thanks anon.

>inflation inflates the price of everything
>except the price to buy shares of companies
How does /smg/ not recognize inflation is actually good for the market in the long term?

>>50472417
>Triple top forming

>Couldn't manage to make a profit on CHPT spread
>Next week I will try a GME spread

>>50472412
this is exactly what i'm talking about
the fed will meet their targets and that's that. you're betting on them going far and above to continue to tank the market, which isn't even one of their stated goals; in fact it's the opposite, with them repeatedly talking about "soft landings"

>>50472394
>haBRO1/O

kind of lit ID niglet

>>50472421
at some point people can't buy shine new electric cars.

>>50472434
is doing TA on your portfolio the same as doing TA on an ETF

>>50472394
Get a job dummy

>>50472445
Yeah but this isn't hyperinflation.

>>50472417
I made 37% this week just by buying dips on SOXL and TQQQ and selling at 5-10% gains

Careful playing with a lot of money though they're 3x leveraged ETF's so it's easy to get rekt if you fuck up

>>50472421
Because everybody who tried to do that play in the short term got wrecked.

>>50472402
My teeth with $5 tooth brush I got for free. No cavities. I floss every other day as well. Take care of your teeth

>>50472280
I followed the link at the bottom and it's dated May 23. I hate you faggots so much it's unreal

>>50472421
Consumers spend less as they have less purchasing power, negating any potential revenue increases from higher prices. Supplies cost more, causing margins to fall.
It's not good at all

But it is correct that inflation does not coincide with depression level crashes.

>>50472388
Bros property taxes just keep going up, WTF do I do? Would it be a good idea to wreck my neighbors lawns and graffiti homes around me? Do I need to get some black people to move over here? What's the play

>>50472454
Your portfolio IS your own ETF.

>>50472488

Wtf DISbros

>>50472501
Sell and move to somewhere with lower taxes.

>>50472513
Wow so those groomer memes were true, huh?

>>50472421
If only you could ask people in Weimar how well their stock gains served them

>>50472501
Run for city council and block all tax increases. Also steal from the coffers

>>50472513
Really is the globalhomo...

>>50472483
Good job. Unfortunately I have a job so I can’t make trades when I want to. Which is why I stick to just trading. I wish I could swing trade or day trade. I just have to salary slave for a while until then.

>>50472513
I'm going long and hard on disney

>>50472525
This isn't hyperinflation and the retail sector is getting 20 to 25% raises everywhere. Wages are going to normalize with inflation then spending will resume. But the stock market will price that in way before you notice. The market is actually a hedge against inflation when you zoom out.

>>50472443
>meet their targets
Again, what do you think they're doing this for? Their "target" is a massive dump on the market. They WILL reach it. If the market absorbs rape hikes like they're nothing, they will continue the rapin until we "land". You don't land upwards do you

>>50472524
It's predditor now

What's the best way to play volatility? UVXY?

>>50472548
my brother picked up a second job specifically to stack Disney during these times. You are fucked.

>>50472489
The link dated May 23 is referenced in the second paragraph, "ECDC's Rapid Risk Assessment1". The statement about SIGA procurement is dated today, July 20

>>50472549
>be believes the government reported inflation numbers
It’s at least 17% inflation right now.

>>50472563
Look faggot I'm not reading any more of your shit. I'm buying more puts tomorrow if it doesn't gap down before open because I can't stand your fucking bullshit anymore

N

>>50472544
Thx. You don't need to actively swing trade them. Just setup sell orders at +5% and make sure you're on the right side of the trend and buy at close or trade once a week. I set my stop losses for -5%

>>50472551
>Their "target" is a massive dump on the market
no, they have targets to meet, and once they do, that'll be it.
the fed has never said their goal is to tank the market. again, this is what i mean when i say you're fighting the fed. you're trying to bet on things they never once said or indicated.

>>50472575
Yes I know, which will be even better for the market since shares will have to be valued much higher than reported inflation, which will indicate growth. Fake growth but the market won't read it that way because lying official inflation numbers. Either way, the market is going to new highs sooner than later.

>>50472523
That seems like a hassle I think I'll go for this >>50472529

>>50472138
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/the-reason-behind-a-mysterious-trading-surge-in-stocks-like-berkshire-hathaway-has-been-revealed.html
If you buy 0.00000001 at a time 7,000,000 times you can create that much volume and it doesn't count as a wash trade. Fractional trades are being rounded up.

Fellow smg, I have not much, but I know you will sell positions. So I guess the reading of posts is just buying into positions, Maybe we should move it somewhere? How much you could invest into monkepox?

>>50472639
whats the point? to trick algos?

>>50472524
Cant stop the jews

>>50472586
>I'm not reading any more of your shit
>I can't stand your fucking bullshit anymore
100x SIGA isn't for everyone, I guess

>>50472591
Why do you buy at close? Don’t you ever get randomly fucked by market movements after hours before you can actually sell?

>>50472549
>This isn't hyperinflation and the retail sector is getting 20 to 25% raises everywhere
>Wages are going to normalize with inflation
LOL
L M A O

>>50472501
Pay your taxes like a good citizen. There is no escape

>TSLA sold 75% of BTC at a loss
ELON MUSK BETRAY
>>50472559
TAIL or long dated deep OTM SPY puts

I work for RenTech's Medallion Fund. Ama.

>>50472501
>they came for the republicans and i said nothing
>they came for the landlords and i said nothing
>they came for the landowners and i said nothing
You are here.

>>50472513
>compulsory anal with minors
priced in unironically

>>50472678
There's a statistical advantage to holding overnight because people who don't want to get heemed while they sleep usually accept a small expected value loss to avoid holding overnight. Buying the close is like shorting lottery tickets.

>>50472501
>What's the play
Own nothing? I've explained this a few times but property taxes at current housing, tax and inflation trajectories will simply price residents out of ownership.

But it's more satisfying to believe that the NWO is going to take your trailer rather than the fucktarded tax law your own grandpappy voted for.

>>50472710
What are some good resources you can point us towards. Everything regarding volatility, exotic options, futures, fx, TA, treasury bonds.
What do you trade yourself or what are you specialized in? How much TA is ren tech doing? What kind of indicators are the algos using?

>>50472663
Dude is probably so mindbroken.

>>50472740
more like grandPOOPY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Does anyone here see tesla as the top tech stock of the future or just me? Overvalued? Yes. But in terms of growth its just a more solid play, I would consider them a battery company first and the performance of car sales is secondary. Memes and shitposts aside look at the other tech companies, apple is king for so long and iwatches just seem tired attempt at recapturing iphone sales a decade ago, microsoft is just an acquisition machine with nothing really making you go wow, google is just spamming AI memes making people think they are more important then they are at this point. Amazon is just topped and slowed by physical infrastructure spending, a slow but steady grower in the future. Ignoring haters tesla is really the only company elon musk made a solid foundation on and if he can gather the top talent for EV's can you imagine the product breakthroughs in battery technology in the next decade if people come to elon musk for batteries? Thats actualized cash flows if you ask me. If I were making an index fund I'd weigh it more in tesla then google or microsoft or apple. Old companies that are just going to turn into IBM GE or GM of the future.

>>50472680
>Can't figure out that spending normalizes with inflation if wages keep up
Lol
Without people like you I wouldn't be able to make money. So I don't shit on all the idiots in the market. Keep going.

>>50472678
Sometimes but it's a lot easier to predict the market trend at the end of the day rather than the start. If I'm wrong I just sell and it doesn't count as a day trade because it's overnight and I buy the opposite ETF and adjust to the trend (SQQQ or SOXS)
There's this too
https://www.businessinsider.com/stocks-fall-during-regular-trading-hours-rise-overnight-2016-3

Dated article but the strategy works. I sell between 9:40 and 11am when the market is most volatile and then look to renter for the next day

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I just want the VIX to pop that is all

>>50472808
desu I bet another company has a breakthrough battery tech which isn't lithium and fucks their shit up.

>>50472826
Anon, please. Your yelling is giving me a migraine.

>>50472809
>if wages keep up
They haven't and they won't
Meaningful wagehikes are literally never happening again in the West

>>50472842
next week during FOMC and bad apple and amazon earnings. Then after that we go back to pumping past where we are now.

>>50472879
Retail is currently experiencing 20% to 40% raises across the board. Do your DD.

>>50472808
calm down, dude stuck some vape batteries in a golf cart with doors that open weird. we all know it's a scam you don't have to hype it here fren. but yes without a doubt it will become the largest tech stock surpassing the next 3 largest market caps combined.

everything feels overbought but at the same time this pump can be sustained for a while, so shorting is too dangerous. what the fuck do i do to not end up a bagholder? buying now feels risky.

Thoughts on ROKU?

>>50472908
yes

>mortgage demand in the US just hot a 22 year low

Oh yeah we're getting a pullback soon

>>50472908
Isn't this like the biggest holding in nearly every ARK meme?

>>50472889
LOL link or gtfo

>>50472808
Tesla = Enron. Wtf you smoking

>>50472930
>was projected to hit a 26 year low
poooooompp it

>>50472930
>Oh yeah we're getting a pullback soon
You forget the Boomer secret weapon. ZONING LAWS and grandfathering in their shitboxes.

>>50472918
>yes
for fucks sake can any of you downies give valuable input? why am i here?

>>50472935
third largest

>>50472930
huh??? that's hecking bullisherino!

Are Tesla's earnings bullish or bearish?

>>50472661
Wash trading is a regulatory/tax thing

>>50472930
>pullback soon
Yeah prices will only increase 14% in response to 16.2% real inflation

>>50472960
It's probably still going to hit that with more rate hikes coming

>>50472889
>20% to 40% raises across the board.
>surely this won't increase consumer prices and accelerate the inflation spiral
>surely the merchants will resist the urge to hike prices 40% when people have 40% more income and the total money supply has done a +200% in a couple of years

>>50472710
is there actually alpha left in price discovery that individual traders with python scripts can achieve, without the assistance of an execution team/script or darkpool access and whatever other fuckery pros have? do institutions even have alpha or is it all just a game of indexing and trying to jew fees at as many levels/layers as possible?

>>50472593
>you're trying to bet on things they never once said or indicated
They've literally said their priority is beating inflation and according to you if they don't beat it they'll just give up and start a new round of QE. Okay bro, your money your choice

>>50472959
Hey Iv'e seen that chart before

>>50473061
Kek

>>50472969
t. Jim Cramer

sold COIN right before close on dump and opened a little short on shit&piss at exactly 1 min before close
wish me luck bobros

>>50472930
>two more weeks!

Let's take an official /smg/ poll:

Has the stock market bottomed for the year? y/n

>>50472843
>>50472893
>>50472957
Yeah yeah. But the big boys always use some celebrity tier frontman for revealing tech. Could you imagine if apple was just wozniak? Would probably be some penny stock that died out in dotcom bubble. Its like crypto space and sirgay. Linkies are annoying but some philosophizing fatass like sirgay would be an ideal frontman for some big tech to push into a product. Elon will probably get a 10-15 years left to control big tech like gen X steve jobs then fade away into the next bill gates or disagree with some people behind closed doors and go bye bye.

>>50473133
Ask this question after the WHO meeting tomorrow

>>50473108
Who the fuck is still buying?

>>50473108
Real estate crashes can take anywhere from 18 months to 5 years kiddo.

>>50473133
https://poll-maker.com/poll4410203xaAe44D63-139

>>50473155

>>50473156
Retail cultist, Coinerz, and boomers

>>50473182
Bats are cute looking. I want to give that bro an ear scratch

>>50473108
>avg house 420K
>avg 30 year fixed 6.6%
>28,000/yr in interest
>don't forget your closing costs, property tax and insurance
>wife wants to take out a loan to renovate the kitchen and bathroom it's an investment after all

Goys really are cattle

>futes

>>50473156

>>50473133
Yes

>>50473156
coworkers are "slurparinos the dipporinos all day every day" unironically this is going to hurt badly when unemployment starts. post 2019 meme retail has essentially started their own QE.

>>50473172
vote now, i know theres more of you niggers lurking

>>50473133
No

>>50473237
Pretty brutal this is how they will make all that extra cash disappear.

>>50473243
I guess the bottom is in!

>>50473243
voting isn't real

>>50473229
Really need to legislate against this crap.

>>50472268
Cash out anything you don't want to hold for 30 years and dca into VOO and VTI.

>>50472959
>ZONING LAWS
Probably the shittiest legacy from the Progressive Era, which is fucking saying something

>>50473243
https://poll-maker.com/poll4410203xaAe44D63-139

vote please sers, good morning from india! i love western white women! very beautiful!
>>50473297
it isnt for public office but here it counts

>>50473156
Boomers buy multiple homes. They literally cannot stop themselves, instead of having kids they have homes.

>>50473237
And GME is the perfect indicator for that reddit QE. Until GME dies, it's not over

>>50473243
sure line always goes up

>>50472513
>the degeneracy has escalated

>>50473233
> this time is different, for realsies

>>50473243
my vote doesnt matter niggers will rig it anyway

>>50472064
i am shorting oil

Is $1500 SIGA possible if things continue playing out like the NTI report predicts? ~$100 billion market cap?

>>50473323
>redditors make concerted effort to buy all of the shares
>Jewish ceo announces stock split
>redditors clap

Lol

>>50473373
History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes

>>50472268
>Fuck, I believe in this kind of history repeats shit way more than lines.
>recession that's clearly coming?
stop being emotional, you'll know what to do once you have conviction and that comes from evidence (which is not hearing the same thing over and over)

>>50473379
youre right, i just mailed in 6 million votes

>>50473380
>sharting oil when the market still hasn't figured out the Saudi "deal" was literally nothing

>>50473380
Just keep in mind we are having big earnings like starting next week if you are shorting the stocks. Don't get raped by our massive profits.

Bobo is loser

GME WAS RIGHT

Merrill fucking sucks as a brokerage.

>>50473418
I always do the opposite of what /smg/'s popular consensuses. So I sold most ofy SOXL before bell and went short. It is going up in the lorger term tho.

When I say "thank you" you say "Biden"

Thank you

has the stock market bottomed this year poll:
https://poll-maker.com/poll4410203xaAe44D63-139

mail in your votes (online) now and keep 6 feet away from other voters (online) please
this time im asking nicely

>>50473394
You siga retards are the most delusional posters here and that's saying a lot

>>50473399

>>50473447
>Using emergency national reserves to try and counterbalance how badly is policy is have exploded gas prices
How would he just walks back his gas price increasing policies instead. What a faggot.

>>50472930
MBA applications are at -6.3%. Its was previously -1.7%.

Its gonna keep on getting worse folks, buckle the fuck up and buy stonks.

>>50473447
>t.

>>50473380
>shorting spice
May your portfolio chip and shatter

>>50473447
Fucking nigger

>>50473447
>we're not done working
they haven't done shit about it tho?

>>50473447
>We're not done working to get those prices even lower.

Wheezing

>>50473447
...he says as biden sells oil from the strategic oil reserves to china

>>50473447
Branden

>>50473447
Does this nigger think people are gonna forget gas was sub 2$ before he was installed as potus

>>50473133
As long as some of the central banks of the world print more liquidity then YES

>be european
>have one 96 degree day
>die

seriously what the fuck is wrong with europoors?? are you guys alright over there??

>>50473552
They don't have A.C.

>>50473552
Lol it was 120F here last summer

>>50473394
I’m praying that you’re joking for your behalf. Like really man?

>>50472377
if that's her without makeup she's top tier wife material

>futures

>>50472693
goddamn he was too based for this sick world….

>>50473552
They don't have air conditioning. Whenever I tell them to get it they just make excuses and complain about the heat some more.

>>50473595
check out her hips in 2022

>>50473552
isn't europe like 60%-70% sand niggers and north Africans? heat shouldnt be a problem.

>>50472306
>transpiles
you will never be an executable binary

>>50473552
they don't like AC, I never realized they were so behind. Seems like something of pure nonsensical pride.

>>50473552
>>50473579
>They don't have A.C.
This. Having an AC in Europooria is literally Hitler.
The worst kind of Hitlers.
So there are none.

market orders

>market orders


MOASS

>MOASS

moass

>moass

>>50473552
>UK has 40° day
>Only 1 degree hotter than other famously hot days
>OMG CLIMATE CHANGE BUY OUR CHINESE SOLAR PANELS AND INCREASE YOUR ESG SCORE

>>50473584

Lol it was almost 120 degrees here today and I live on the east coast USA.

I went from my air conditioned office to my air conditioner car to my air conditioned house.

Are europoors just too retarded to figure this out? How expensive is an air conditioner license?

>>50473644
Btw I'm German I know what I'm talking about.
AC's and Hitler.

should i fomo from sqqq into tqqq for the week and then get out 3:55 friday

>>50473627

>>50473667
It's okay, bidets are the same here in the U.S.

>>50473584
It’s 108F in DFW right now. Got to 111F on Monday. We finally have rain in the forecast tomorrow. Inshallah we will have some relief.

>>50473657
>mfw the same retards who were saying IT'S WEATHER NOT CLIMATE when we had a cold decade are now saying THIS IS CLIMATE NOT WEATHER when we have a hot one

>>50473686
I'm not even allowed to board a plane leaving to the USA.

/smg/ more like poop & pee.

>>50472149
He really is gonna be like some Weekend at Bernie's corpse in office. Christ.

Imagine getting some douche that's worse than Jimmy fucking Carter to get us all into a depression.

>>50473702
Based.

>Spy didn't touch 400
You know what happens next right?

>>50473552
They are literally animals, no AC, no basic appliances, they just paint on cave walls with their shit and seethe about America.

>>50473732
I think there's a 360ish gap LFG

>>50473686
I'd rather have AC, not even close
I don't even have proper forced air just a window unit, fucking miracle worker that thing

final result from the poll

>>50472809
Wages haven't kept up since 1980

>>50473657
yup just more yellow jewnalizm. OH NO ITS HOT IN THE SUMMER WHAT DO WE DO I KNOW LETS GIVE ALL OUR MONEY TO ISRAELI NGOs AND GO BACK TO LIVING IN CAVES

poopty peupty pants-ss

>>50473657
Bullish for silver.

>>50472087
>ASMB stock ladies!

>>50473846
You look like you can count pretty high, anon

>>50473813
Unless you're flipping burgers.what degree did you get?

>>50473809
any thoughts on the poll? i was expecting more bulls, but the sample size is too small

>>50473155
I don't think she is going to be as big as Corona Chan. Sorry SIGA anon.

>>50473538
yea

>>50473809
>>50473900
i think there's going to be a lot of buttmad doomers

>>50473900
always inverse smg.

>>50473900
Bottom will be in later this year

>>50473809
Nice chart bro

>5 minutes with no posts
ded thred
ded gaem

>>50474113
Everyone's in the other thread

>>50474113
Its a nothingburger until the fed meeting,fag

>>50472328
this frog pic reminds me of the time i was in port aransas texas and the sun was perfect. the beach was perfect. i grabbed a shitty pina colada but it was perfect too and i watched the waves crash and smelled salty air.

>>50474113
Its after market...

Spx 3200 whennnn

>>50474113
Not my call

>>50474308
1 week

>>50472328
>I will be up watching the WHO meeting
Is there a stream I can watch?
Tomorrow is one of those days where you're going to need to react quickly.

>>50474348
No clue where to find it, but I will. I will straight up dump all my shares if its not a pandemic. We will probably go to 9 as a flash crash.

Hey everyone,

Just wanted to chime in again with if you don't already have a house, enjoy being priced out forever!
>he still lives with his parents!
Have a good night and happy "investing"!

>>50474407
shut up, i'm renting and waiting for prices to drop 50k before I buy. It will happen...

>>50474407
What's wrong with living with my parents?

praents more liek poopants lamo

>>50473934
>>50474025
>>50474041
where do you see the market heading before/after the FOMC meeting on the 26th? high or low volatility? down or up?

>>50474471 (You) (embed)
LOL

>>50474428
Prices are already dropping. Don't let fags who bought the top shill their bags

>>50474483
Not my problem

>>50474407
>parroting real estate agent tag lines as the crash happens in front of your eyes

i will eat da poop

>>50474483
Probably pump and then dump later because this market is retarded

Please explain how this isn't a giant head and shoulders.

NYSE: U

>>50474596
shoulders aren't above heads

>>50474596
middle peak too low

>>50474483
Tomorrow will be another crab day then dump on Friday for FOMC. There is still a lot of uncertainty just because the last 3 days have been euphoria doesn't mean everything is back to normal. We will still dump out of fear news even tho this market clearly wants to remain bullish. I think we have a pretty good dump early next week and then next fomc meeting probably a mild one then back to normal.

all in TLSQ after hours

afk til fed meeting

BCC stock ladies.

>>50474613
zoom out

>>50474614
This one has shoulder pads

>>50474428
Ya there are several lower tier markets already experiencing huge price drops. Does not apply to CA, FL or TX yet but it's coming

>>50474532
If I just hold, my growth stocks will make me richer than anyone in this thread

>>50474158
>low res ass
I have never been so instantly enraged in my entire life

>>50474678
>my growth stocks
list some tickers you're holding/confident in
i wont critique them, i just want to look

Alright everyone, buy KNOP puts. Ex dividend is next Tuesday. These low volume, high dividend yield tickers are pretty predictable. And if you look at the chart you'll see it at a pretty nice peak compared to previous exdividends. I'm looking for a 2.5x at least

>>50474678
man was referring to real estate though. It is the last thing to truly get kneecapped in this downturn.

>>50474695
U

Poop (/pu:p/) is scientifically the funniest word of all time.
You start with the voiceless bilabial plosive.
Go into a close back rounded vowel.
End with another voiceless bilabial plosive.
And it's one syllable.
Literally the perfect word, the highest form of comedy gold.

Truly, nothing fills me with more joy on this board than copeposting.

>>50474695
CRSP
TSLA
OPEN

OPEN will be the game changer.

>>50474596
Kinda looks like a double bottom.

>>50474672
I don't know if it will come to CA, FL, TX, NY, or any of the big markets. Corps are buying up real estate fast, especially in high end areas. I think they will keep the price elevated just because they are buying so much in those areas. And those places will become basically "rent-only" in the next couple decades

>>50474678
Housing market crash dingus.

>>50474690
relax bro, have a pina colada

>tfw USOIL is different from the current crude contract's price
I hate it so much.

What will happen with SOXL overnight?

Whos bakin?

>>50474818
Give me a good image and I'll do it

>>50474596
leave it to the DWAC retard to not know what head and shoulders looks like

>literally only 1 original founder left at Neuralink from the 7 it started with
LOL
Musk going to spin off that turd into an IPO.
>>50474738
>Cathie posting in /smg/
We made it bros.

>>50474828

>>50474801
Why is it down AH?

>>50474843
>>50474843
>>50474843
new
>>50474843
>>50474843
>>50474843
new

>>50474828

>>50474747
this actually

>>50474844
Nigger

>>50474699
Pearls before swine

>>50473860
i want off this ride

>>50473447
FJB

should I just wait a couple of months for the next leg downward? I dont think anything out there is safe

>>50472710
Bait of baiters.

>>50472292
How about 4