/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the hell is wrong with white women?
>Also what the hell is wrong with KO?

whats going to happen tomorrow?

Why are the bots creating a bull market?

>>50468399
this woman is my favorite person of 2022! IM A NEENJA!!

>>50468418

>>50468418

What on God's green motherfucking Earth is happening right now? None of you can offer an explanation and it's just fucking ridiculous. I feel lost. Look at SPY. Look at DOW. Look at VIX. Look at IWM.

Look at AAPL. It's all fucking insane. It's just madness. Help.

>>50468416
>KO
It's a divvy boomer stock. You get the divvy and nothing else.

Post pics of bobo getting heemed or he wins today

>>50468447
my advice is just bee yourself m8

>>50468432
>>50468439
Hivemind

Yo, crab bros. I’ll tell you this much: if the Fed balance sheet has roughly crabbed for the past few months along with the market, what do you think happens when the ECB and PBC starts pumping liquidity into their markets to stave off the inevitable crash?

>>50468448
anyone else think taylor swift is ugly or just me? looks like a fetal alcohol baby

>Uh oh SOXS is recovering

>>50468447
market is made up of bulls who refuse to believe that we are going to go lower and bobos who refuse that we could go higher.

I'm with the bears though, worst month of inflation yet who the fuck is buying?

>>50468418
Joe Biden is going to enact some common sense climate change regulations, that while some will say inhibit our economic freedoms, are necessary to keep the planet from dying.

just a quick reminder: today is a STINKY day. make of that what you will

>>50468471
We both know you don't believe that, anon.

>>50468477
That balance is why we're crabbing.

My gf just told me she has had an onlyfans the whole time we’ve been dating…

What should I do?

>>50468477
I’m buying SOXS

>>50468441
Sold mine around 11 this morning, feeling fat and sassy

Give me one good reason I shouldn’t bet on BOIL pumping tomorrow with inventory releases. It’s already pumping now. Probably from insider shenanigans. Don’t give me that priced in shit, it still pumps, even if it’s a lesser extent the next day when the release actually comes out.

>>50468503
Did you at least score a free sub?

How can we justify this market pump when the January 6th dangerous culprits are still afoot?

>>50468448
how much would it cost to get taylor swift to be a surrogate mother for me?

>>50468461
These shit kickers will never say the truth: central banks dictate which direction the economy goes now. There are no more fundamentals other than the central banks pick winners and losers.

We have entered command economy.

What’s the over-under on how long it takes the midwit numbskulls to catch onto this fact?

>>50468503
Ask her why you have been paying for dates and bills and why she hasn’t contributed more toward your relationship.
>turn this shit into an economics problem

>>50468503
take 15% of her pay; its also retroactive.

What's the consensus on TSLA earnings and that nigga "not feeling good about the economy"?

Please help me. What is going on. VIX stock is down. And stocks are down. And other stocks are up. What is happening. Please help me. This is horrible. This is insane.

>>50468529
>her pay;
that's his money

>>50468503
Tell her to fuck off.

>>50468538
VIX Inc. missed earnings last night.

>>50468503
Offer her to produce her

>>50468447
The market is moved primarily by ancient procedural-language algorithms based on even older mathematical models and either maintained poorly by B-student programmers or not maintained at all, and these algorithms are trying to react to an unprecedented amount of chaotic information created by an unprecedented number of uneducated and impulsive human actors in the market.

>>50468553
Pimping ain’t for everyone

>>50468531
>"not feeling good about the economy"?
has "that nigga" ever been truthful about ANYTHING?
>>50468538
>VIX stock is down
btfd on vix stock???
>>50468541
and what would her incentive be?
chkm8

>>50468555
Why is VIX company stock so fucking crazy. Like do people just rapidly buy and sell their stock? Algos fucking them?

>>50468477
I'm bearish because my industry(window treatments) has experienced a slowdown since the beginning of the year, slower than pre covid. manufacturing has slowed too, and no signs of it picking back up.

>>50468538
I'd advise you to listen to Greg Mannarino for a full comprehensive breakdown of the current situation in the world of finance

>>50468503
If you don't leave her immediately you are a massive cuck.
>>50468518
She's had enough Jewish cock inside of her, she doesn't need your 3" schmekel in her too.

>>50468518
Honestly? Your best bet is a huge bear market that wipes out her investments and drives her into poverty. No chance otherwise.

>>50468538
Typical for the bottom of bear markets. Everyone gets sick of price action and volatility.

>>50468559
Dude I am the mahket. I bought todays low on SOXS. Thus this weeks high

>>50468503
ask her if she wants to make a creampie video and get one of her fans to fill her up while you film it

>>50468503
make her not your gf

>>50468553
Only correct answer.

>>50468559
SO IT IS ALGORITHMS? RIGHT? WTF? I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP WITH STOCK MARKET STOCKS. Do they have algorithms that are designed to rugpull the whole market? That would be crazy.

>>50468469
Honestly I can only guess. If the other central banks keep the QE going we'll crab up. I don't know the state of PBC but imo the ECB is facing a tougher problem: continue QE and screw over everyone who imports and hold euro or raise rates and crash the economy. On top of that there are geopolitical developments in the area and the EU and its member states are run by idealistic, out of touch boomers I can say with confidence I have absolutely no clue what's gonna happen

>>50468503
Get her into burping. I hear that's an underserved market on OF.

Also get the fuck back up, OIL. I won't ask again.

>>50468559
This is all intentional and you’re blind if you can’t see it. ECB and PBC are printing. Market go up. Simple as

So SPY stock, is there any algorithms that can fuck people over on SPY stock? I want to buy some options on SPY stock.

I was waiting for higher unemployment and lower inflation to reshuffle into a less conservative position.
Is that a good strategy or am I being dumb and missing the boat?

>>50468553
Probably the only time you whouldn't inverse baggot
>>50468553

>>50468503
show her the lucrative facial abuse market and costar.

The US 10 Year Treasury spiked to 3.5% on 06/15/22 at the same time the stock market was getting hammered. Literally the same day on 6/15/22 the ECB announced their tool:

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/15/emergency-meeting-european-central-bank-to-create-new-tool-to-address-fragmentation-risk-.html

After this announcement the US 10 Year Treasury dropped to 2.7%. And just like clock work the stock market went up. Then the stock market started going back down again until it recently turned around on 7/14/22. And what happened on 7/15/22? The ECB gave clarification to this 'New Tool' that it will be unlimited bond buying:

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ecb-bond-tool-seen-having-040000033.html

Who else could have dropped that US 10 Year Treasury from 3.5%to 2.7% in such a short period of time at the same time these bond buying announcements were made from the ECB which is a Central Bank just like the Federal Reserve is a Central Bank. They work as a team. But to get back to the point these United States stock market rallies are directly correralleted with the ECB unlimited bond buying tools because the market either believes the Federal Reserve will follow suit or they already have because the Federal Reserve can do whatever they want. Like I said will this last? Who knows but IMO inflation gonna continue to soar as Central Banks buy potentially unlimited bonds but raise interest rates at the same time. But if you fail to see the correlation of these announcements tied to the dropping of the US 10 Year Treasury which in essence been pumping the stock market that's on you.

>>50468607
>>50468522
>>50468469
>9.1% inflation
>100bps hike this month

I am going to kill myself if $siga keeps going down

Google layoffs? I don’t see this story anywhere

>>50468624
Those are reasonable Fed pivot points, but it seems that other ones are Jap YCC buckling and Euro spreads/currency weakness forcing King Dollar to abdicate.

>>50468666
>he fell for the pajeet and rocker schemes

>>50468646
so this means the market will start pumping...right...i'm confused but you seem really smart

>rocker gets banned
>siga posting massively drops off
really makes you think

>>50468503
Tell her you're here for her sex addiction, to help her love the good Christian life if she prefers. But don't force her. Leave it at that, don't make her go to church or read the Bible or anything. If she takes you up on Church, do the right thing and help her out financially, so that she doesn't miss having an OnlyFans.

She's trying to see if you're ok with her whoredom. Either because she likes you and doesn't want to lose you to shock, or because she wants to whore you out on it to make more money for herself. Don't do it.

>>50468694
>rocker gets banned

Can I please get some confirmation I don't want to get my hopes up

>>50468672
It's a week old. 10 seconds of Bing searching: https://fortune.com/2022/07/12/read-google-ceo-sundar-pichais-email-to-staff-on-plans-to-slow-hiring-after-adding-10000-employees-in-q2-were-not-immune-to-economic-headwinds/

damn missed the soxs pump.

>>50468694
its doing breddy gud i just scraped 30 bucks off it

>>50468704
You haven’t seen any trannies have you?
>rocker smokes meth

>>50468694
>>50468704
Hate that guy

This thread used to be full of namefags during the bullrun. What happened? I thought they were your frens?
They weren't just paid shills right?
That couldn't be it? Right, anon?

>>50468696
I know you bible thumpers preach forgiveness, redemption and all that shit, but you can't turn a whore into a housewife.

Damn who's this hot piece of ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNCWe_6HAM8&ab_channel=BLACKPINK

Looks like using sex appeal in advertising is alive and well in Korea, I wish that was still the case here.

How can I invest in kpop? I believe they keep these girls in cages after the show.
>shit song btw

are options sellable the day they expire or are you pretty much fucked if you wait that long

made double my salary today thanks /biz/ sirs

harby of the meltdown told you it was coming

>>50468503
Make a post on the internet about it

>>50468739
If they're in the money then yeah but if they are out of the money you're fucked

>>50468704
faggot has been banned several times and he just evades it to shit up the place more. He's probably just bored until he has another autistic shit fit

>>50468724
>paid shills
It's just dopamineposting anon

>>50468731
I agree. You can take the woman out of the kitchen but you will never take the kitchen out of the woman or something like that

>>50468719
>>50468720
I always assume when r*cker isn't posting he's getting drunk in his car trolling whatever shithole he lives in trying to have sex with Guatemalan men from the street

>>50468757
Speed this shit along already.

>>50468650
None of that matters if everyone of any import is doing it. Who is going to call out the inflation of China, Europe and the US? Africa, lol! South America, lol. This has been planned for a long time.

You won’t own anything and you’ll be happy.

I'm long a UVXY call. Shall I sell before TSLA earnings?

Real talk I want to have sexual intercourse with Taylor Swift.

>>50468498
She's not even Asian. Who gives a toss?

>>50468646
>>50468693
So the market will get artificially pumped but also inflation will rise causing the market to crash

>>50468421
We slept on this song for over a year

>>50468694
>>50468704
Oh I'm not banned. Boeing anon did the bait and switch and made the jannies chase him while I flew under the radar. He's doing gods work. It's like on the sopranos when tony made uncle June boss to take the heat off of him. I also don't appreciate people hoping I'm banned btw.

>>50468736
This sounds like iPhone commercial bait

>>50468693
yes retard

>>50468646
Good post

SOXL IS PUMPING AND I BOUGHT SOXS
I MISSED THE HUGE PUMP ON SOXS WHILE I WAS COOKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I did it guys.
>I JUST HAVE AQCURIED 100 SHARES
>.56 dividends
On to my next 100

>>50468447
Never bet against America, faggot

>>50468773
i cant make it be 4:00 any faster

>>50468802

>>50468731
>bible thumpers
How does one thump a bible?

50468785
50468814
don't @ me retards i want to hear it from the smart guy i don't trust you

>>50468840
With a stack of bills or my penis of course.

>>50468736
>How can I invest in kpop? I believe they keep these girls in cages after the show.

https://youtube.com/shorts/gCX1OzE404I?feature=share

easy

>>50468736
she reminds me of niggers

4 to one seems a bit low.

>>50468566
They exclusively sell vapor rub anon, their business is the definition of unpredictable. Sometimes people need the rub, sometimes they don't. Demand plummets and skyrockets with the wind, who's to say when a man will go to bed congested? It's chaos

>>50468810
Yeah it's vapid but at least she's hot

>>50468782
I hate her music and I hate her pandering to the dullard plebs, but I would drink 10 gallons of her piss to stick a toothpick in her shit and U don’t even like blondes typically.

>>50468802

>>50468851
smart guy here
line went up for a while now its time to go down lol

>sold for a 1% gain instead of a 4% gain.
this is one of the worst feelings.

>>50468834
>he contacts the FBI reporting me
>doesn't realize I'm one of them
Nice waste of time ya got there.

>>50468830
We reconvene at 3:56. Don't miss it.

Just testing out some OC, don't mind me

>>50468840
Bi·ble-thump·er
/ˈbībəlˌTHəmpər/
nounINFORMAL•NORTH AMERICAN
a person who expounds or follows the teachings of the Bible in an aggressively evangelical way.

>>50468864

>>50468881
happened to me too today. I had a plan and i fucking got jumpy. One day I will learn that lesson

>>50468830
Do you really believe that market will dump because of tesla earnings? I'm not playing it but i see it the same as yesterday
>"Guys numbers are worse than expected sell now because dump is coming"
>numbers are out
>"Oh, it turns out the numbers were nt that bad lol buy now, SPY 450 eow"
I have a feeling we'll see the same fuckery with tesla today as well

NETFLIX IS GONNA GIGAPUMP INTO THE CLOSE AND FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK

THE EARNINGS WERE EXTREMELY GOOD AND THE PRICE ACTION HAS BEEN SHIT. """THEY""" ARE MANIPULATING IT ON MASSIVE VOLUME TO GET WEAK HANDS OUT. WE WILL ROCKET BACK TO $300.

>>50468893
nice

>>50468902
numbers dont matter
guidance does
everything that matters has guided down
tesla cant do anything but guide down
probably priced in but you never know what them bots are gonna do

why is paypal still under $100

>he didn't buy the dip
AH AH! LOSER!

Sell it.

>nooooooooo but according to...
>but the rules say...
>but but but because of...
Retards, the FED and the US Gov can make their own rules. The only time a major crash happens is if something completely unexpected happens. Then they just change the rules to fix it or ensure it never happens again.
>AAW: America Always Wins

>>50468893
very nice

>>50468929
how many dips did you buy in the last 2 hours and how many times were you wrong

>>50468675
You’re delusional if you think SIGA is just a pajeet scam.
Ignore the Bill Gates connection and the billions in government contracts at your own loss

>>50468925
it was only still used for money laundering and the gov is cracking down hard on them so everyone's switching to crypto

>>50468902
we are in a post earnings market. it is just for tradition now.

>>50468936
why is the shit and piss down 30% this year then?
doesn't seem like winning to me, neenja

>>50468948
Shut up retard

BOIL up 17% in the last like hour. Holy fuck

>>50468965
rekkkkt

I hate that GME was right

whenever i say to myself "wow thats a lot more gains than i expected", thats when i need to sell.

>>50468961
Unexpected circumstances. They are currently changing the rules as we speak to pump it again, and I suspect they will keep it there this time

>>50468971
one post by this ID

You know it's like, long term i'm exceptionally bullish on nuclear energy, but as it stands currently, it's seeming more and more like a field that's not worth investing in. I've been in CCJ since November and i'm maybe up 100 bucks or so, but other opportunities to make a profit and quicker seem to be passing me by when I could just sell and rejoin when there might be a chance for it to grow.

So I guess my question is: has there been any news i've missed to be bullish short term on uranium, or should I get out og my position and into something like KO or JEPI in preparation for a possible recession?

gamestop is the only stock in the entire stock market that actually kept its investors money safe in the last year
prove me wrong

who /almostaninja/ here?

>>50468967
Yep, any reason for it?

>>50468944
Who is this semen demon?

>SPY

>>50468902
>>50468922
I agree with >>50468960 that it doesn't fucking matter either way but out of all the companies why would you think Tesla would guide down? Literally everyone and their mother wants one, everyone that could afford one is trying to buy one at $4+ a gallon gas, and car prices are through the roof with inventory shortages. I'm sure it's already prices into the stock but there's no way they're guiding down lol if anything they will guide up.

>>50469014
thats a bear flag bro go back to youtube charting school

>>50468861
She reminds me of goofku

https://youtube.com/shorts/gCX1OzE404I?feature=share

Will TSLA fuck my shit up today or make me slightly less poor?

>>50469014
I sure hope I timed today correctly

For how long is oil going to keep pumping?

>>50469023
Gamestock is no longer a stock. It's a manifesto.

>>50469013
the one on the left or on the right?

>>50468971
cutting your dick off was never right. GME holders will never be women and without a dick you went from trap fetish to freak. never listen to GME, keep the dick.

>>50469045
Until we can leave the planet.

>>50469014
Lol.
Retard.

so why is US up and Eu down today? and why do stocks make zero sense. I really should stop looking daily but I find it fun

>>50469016
umm tesla guides down because they are actually consumer discretionary and consumers cant buy things like because of like there being like less money and stuff like for them to have so like tesla cant sell as many things and like they have to do like layoffs or whateverr and so that directly like means the stock price is gonna go majorly down dude like duhh

i made my image /biz/ related

and yet you still delete it

there is just no pleasing you janny!

take your meds and calm down

>>50469045
Oil will stop pumping when they start drilling. Then it will drill. Until then, it will keep pumping.

>>50469050

>>50468861
why else would she be acting like that?

>>50468851
That's exactly what a retard would say. Trust is for retards.

>>50469016
I mostly work with six figure earners and I don't know anybody in real life who has a Tesla and I've never heard anyone in real life say they want one. In the parking garage at work, there's only one Tesla but there are dozens of other new or new-ish cars at simmilar price levels.

>>50468922
Correct. However, I have been reading stuff like >>50469058 and I'm pretty divided because it's either tesla tanks because the market is bearish or we pump because fuck bears

is Pibb okay?

Thoughts on pic related?

>>50469090
well as long as you read my posts youre gonna be ok

>>50468894
>definition includes nothing like a thump
Where did you get this? A dictionary for schlemiels?

>>50469101
wheres your hedge
dont tell me youre just out here gambling

>>50468769
Bro they are literally shills (literally) paid to drive engagement to retail trading platforms. You know the way guys on twitter have refcodes? It's the same idea.

Someone convince me not to buy BOIL before inventory release tomorrow before I do something irrational

>>50469101
Not good

Gave away this month's profits (actually I'm 1% up). Time to go back to papertrading and work on my strategy.

>>50468984
you are just making shit up now
very far from becoming neenja

>As soon as the market starts to become a little bit green, every retarded annoying nigger avatarfaggot and tripfaggot think they're welcome again and start infesting the thread
Okay I want bobo back, at least the posting was good (you're alright harby of meltdown, because you were the only one who's ever actually been right about anything.)

>>50469149
What option did you play?

I sold my BVNRY last week.

>>50469159
Ok. Keep betting against the people who run shit and see if it works out for you

>>50468915
can you youtube whatever this is from?

>>50469101
>>50469140
They report earnings on 01/08 so I was thinking to throw a couple hundreds at it. The bad news might provide a decent entry

>>50469170
I didn't. I used leverage and got heemed.

>>50469159
Your 09 memes gotta go bro. It’s not even stock related
>TLRY

ocean shores or seaside? it's biz related because i would like to get the most bang for my buck in this time of recession

>>50469131
theyre thumping their bibles for emphasize. show you the bible, thump it while telling you the answers are right there.

>>50469189
Why would you leverage? Never ever ever leverage. You’d be better playing with us 4 figure frens then taking on that much risk,

oil pumping into close you love to see it

gotta go wageslave bros, didnt make enough money today to be euphoric.

>>50469058
Less money? There's literally job postings outside every building paying more than ever before. Even then the people buying Tesla's don't give a fuck about your recession. They're either dumb and will take out more debt for a status symbol or in that upper mid government/tech class that will be unaffected. The people currently getting squeezed are buying 2016 certified preowned Civics not Teslas.

The only way they guide down is if input costs rise significantly because they can't fucking hire anyone or get parts.

>>50469139
You should've bought last week. If you feel like gambling, go for it

is greg in a better mood since his JEPI ETF has been doing ok the last couple of days? i'd go watch his videos but i can't sit through it

Power hour today

Be there or be heemed

The Great Casino in the Sky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGv8L3a_sY&ab_channel=PinkFloyd-Topic

Is there anybody here who has not come to terms with the fact that they're just gambling and that the stock market is just the most sophisticated casino ever created by man?
>I've made more money in a day then people make in an entire year while contributing nothing to society, that right there tells you society is broken.

The market is like an inferno that consumes the ignorant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpbbuaIA3Ds&ab_channel=Arturo

>>50469230
>Less money? There's literally job postings outside every building paying more than ever before.

bro its not 6 months ago anymore lol

if apple guided down 2 quarters in a row tesla has no choice deal with it

>>50469191
>weed investor giving out meme advice
no thanks, sir
although it sort of makes sense because weed stocks are memes

>>50468494
>when sarcasm becomes the truth
Unironically what you wrote.

>>50469230
You have a lot of assumptions about entitled city folk. You sure you don’t own a Tesla?
>faggot

>>50469217
Got impatient. My picks tend to be right most of the time, but I need to keep my position way too long to make any significant profit. You're probably right, though.

>>50469244
>gambling

>>50469247
>yes

>>50469267
woah high roller over here (yes the pun was intended)

>>50469261
I sold SOXL too early. I sold two days ago when it was around 13 and I bought at 10. That’s why it’s called flipping an etf. You don’t hold forever.

>>50469181
You certainly can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

>>50469279
what if i held forever though, just for fun
would I die?

>>50468469
Let's see how many more trillions are needed to get the markets back to ATH territory, if at all.

>>50469243

psychedelic power hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INi3qP1oWlY

I sold boil at 56

>>50469181
Enjoy the kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0KxTjaCC34

>Markets are so forward looking that they are just jumping into a future where the Fed is pivoting and lowering interest rates

>>50468503
Is she hot? If so dump her
If shes not dont

>>50469191
Weed stocks will never be a thing. I live in Michigan where it's recreationally legal and they basically have to give the shit away because there is so much competition and way to much weed around. One of the dispensaries I was at was selling 8 1g carts for $100. 8!!!! It's definitely great if you smoke or vape though

>>50469244
> The Great Gig In The Sky
Wow this sounds a lot like the soundtrack to my favorite anime, Cowboy Bebop. Do you think Pink Floyd copied them?

bros uh... I'm going to be honest I took profit on my SOXL at $16.48 and I might have fucked myself

Where's the anon who sold that Faze put? Volume is at 3 now with last price at .50 lol

>>50469307
They can make unlimited money. If they deign it, we will pump to ATHs.

Also, BOIL BROS! WW@????

>>50469327
who the fuck is Chow?

>>50469262
If you think FA applies nowadays you're a retard.

And yeah Buffett was also gambling even then.

>>50468503
does she do full on whore porn???

>>50469365
I wish I would’ve held. I don’t know whether or not to buy it before close to gamble on tomorrow’s announcement

>>50468646
Hi Gregory

>>50469349
One day when soxl is at 3500 your grandchildren will ask why didn't you buy any soxl and you'll tell them you did and you sold it at 16

alright I AM UNLEASHING THE BLOODY HIDDEN TIGERS IF YOU DON'T STOP THIS RIGHT NOW

QUIT. FUCKING. WITH. THE. MARKET.
THEY. WILL. BITE. YOUR. HEAD. OFF.
OVER

>>50469411
>retard wants to hold a 3x leveraged ETF long term
The gains are literally less than a non leveraged ETF over long periods of time. It’s only 3x the earnings from day to day. You know this right?

>>50469335
Drug and gambling stocks have been total traps in this market. On the surface, they are both lucrative businesses that can print money. However, they are at the mercy of complicated tax codes that makes every operation in every state slightly different and difficult to model correctly.

>>50469349
I bought at 14 burgers and still holding stronk.
I'll sell at 20 or kms if it drops back to 10

>>50469393
What is tomorrows announcement?

>>50469424
take your meds, this is an order

>>50469376
he's the evil neenja that is behind the market being so volatile

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50469239
>$73
It's frankly amazing that it took me so long to realize mannarino is just a degenerate gambler con artist.

>niggas actually falling for gf posting

yep, why did we get raided by newfags?

>>50469424
Stop me from buying boil before close. I beg you.

>>50469411
More like
>hey grandpa what does a 3x etf mean
>mom wants you to stop calling me "a little faggot" or we cant visit anymore

>>50469426
You can buy and hold with the SP 500 as the underlying.

>>50469439
i know who you are. i know where you live. i WILL get you JP. i have nothing to lose (anymore). you have fucked with the wrong man. now be a good boy and sell. okay? alright. no hidden tigers. but IF YOU DISOBEY?! then... RAWR and that's it. you're h*cking dead.
final warning JP. final warning.

>>50469436
Reserves. And that’s also one day closer to Putin turning on Nord again with potential to supply even less than before.

>>50469426
Let's say the bottom of the market is last week. Do you think you'll make more money in the long run by buying up 3x etfs or 2x etfs?

I do think I hear some Hidden Tigers in the distance.

Initiate power hour.

to think the neenja posting came from someone responded to chopfag
he finally contributed something useful to the general

>snib snab hour engaged
fuck your options.

Current inflation is pretty much just from refusing to buy Russian gas, and too much gibs preventing minorities from getting real jobs and lowering wages, right? Why do they think raising interest rates will fix these issues?

>hacker

>>50469493

>>50469450
erm....yea?

>>50469249
>implying the sun isn't going to swallow the earth and we're completely fucked regardless of how much oh the governments budget goes to combat climate change unless we can become a multi-planet, multi-starsystem multi-galaxy species.

Hidden Niggers.

>>50469487
keep an eye out for those tigers anon

>>50469478
3x etfs have drawdowns as large as 99% (basically the insturment is then halted) that is why for large portfolios you cant just dump the stack on that kind of products

but as long as you have uptrending market then daily resetting leverage compounds upwards not decay. underlying asset must be low volatiltiy as whipsaws eat the returns

How high is BOIL gonna go

wrong one, fuck
>>50469450
>>50469528

>>50469500
Chop. Chop. Chop. Beta slippage. Chop. Mean reversion. Chop. While being overlevered. Chop. Cyclical nature of semis. Chop.

>>50469469
He just turned it off. The Freeport LNG will be back online come October. Once that happens the Euro market can be slaked and US LNG will bring in the dough.

>>50468802
>I also don't appreciate people hoping I'm banned btw.
Too bad

>>50469521

>You if you are buying right before Tesla reports doomsday tier earnings

>>50469383
There’s a penis on her account that I don’t recognize

>>50469013
>semen demon
My sides, you need an optometrist anon.

>>50469543
>>50469478
Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. Chop. The Chop. Always. Comes. When. Mean. Reversion. Happens.

>>50469521
wrong thread kek

>>50469579
noice

>>50469587
OHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>50469543
Listen nigger. You're acting as if soxl I'd at 100. It's under 20 and was just at 10. You have to be a giga nigger to think it's a bad idea to buy soxl while it's this cheap. Sure it could down more but then it would be even better to buy.

stop replying to me

>>50469426
You should actually test and compare returns. Unless you bought into it right before say dotcom, your returns should be better than that of most index investing.

>>50469561
Have you seen that gamma hurricane forming in the distance?
The self driving TSLA fleet is about to get flooded. Cycle has peaked.

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

1000 bp fed rate hike incoming

>>50469619
It's a volga cyclone on TSLA. We've seen this happen before. I'm getting the bomma ducts ready.

>>50469493
>>50469523
We are powerful aren't we

I FINALLY NINJA

Oil bros, are we making it?

SIGA gay sex shitdicked pozdaddys

>>50469543
>not realizing SOXL is the best play in the market right now
Well this is why not everyone makes money. We need most people to be idiots.

>>50469647

>>50469644
3:56. Don't lose track of the time. Keep notes.

>>50469587
oof

that's it. that's fucking it. i peed my fucking pants. are you happy mumu? i am dripping wet. satisfied? good. now you can you know, stop being such exuberant cunts and let us dump LIKE G*D INTENDED?? sigh

>>50469614
i dont even read your dumb posts just replied generally about 3x etfs. i warned people soxl over 60 and under 30 prolly good buy

>>50469543
The total loss scenario is very unlikely for the index 3x etfs and the notion of the decay being significant has been debunked
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701
Ctrl+F "re-leveraging"
Basically you're a smug animefag and also a nigger.

GRAVESTONE DOJI SPOTTED ON THE SPY 3 MINUTE CHART! GET OUT OF THE POOL!

>>50469689
Is that when the Volga cyclone picks up positive convexity bias?

>retail is still loading bags

>>50469574
>He just turned it off
Explain for a retard, I’m not seeing any articles on this all of them are saying he’s planning on having it on by tomorrow and only threatened restricting flow further. What news am I missing here? Why did it pump? Just insiders that got access to the US reserve info early?

Green until Friday.

HPE gon do cray cray 1,3

>>50469732
ok, selling now. This means tomorrow is red and dumps all next week.

>>50469614
SOXL isn't a fucking index fund, and so it's far more exposed to unsystematic risk. You are making a bet on Semi's not dumping which is a considerable risk considering Taiwan. I'd seriously question to underlying's before just saying:
>Sure it could down more but then it would be even better to buy.

>>50469732
Imagine the smell if you just bent her over that hay bale and went to town after a hard days work. It would have to be euphoric.

>>50469732
why doth yon lass be dress'd so unseemlie?

>>50469710
3:56 is when the chips are set. We're in vegas not vega, volga, velma, or gamma. The TSLA roulette is in motion.

>>50469349
Never be ashamed of taking profit

you guys bought ZIM when it was 40, right ?

comeee ooonnn power hour go to sour hour!

Apple get a class action, stock goes up on the increased replacement production, lmfao

>>50469639
Priced
In

>>50469349
Always be ashamed of taking profit

>Daily change flashes green
YEAH I'M THINKIN WE'RE BACK

alright who is starting the mega millions pool?

>>50469644
>>50469689
>>50469710
>>50469778
What are you guys talking about? Tesla is still in the same range that it entered in early may.

>>50469828
Fucking this. Who even sells? Pussies.

>>50469704
Thank you sensible Lain poster. Wish me luck im buying into it tomorrow

>>50469828
>>50469849
holy fucking reddit

>>50469836
>early may.
Precisely. A new quarter begins now. The end of an era.

>>50469863
I only have a reddit account for porn.

>>50469649

G-guess my spy put is expiring worth less tomorrow

>>50469874
Is there a good online resource to learn about that zomma, womma, volga stuff?
To me it pretty much sounds like interpretations of how to interpret the Greeks.
Basically
>a CDO of a CDO
which is totally fucking crazy.

>>50469827
Heard that b4

>>50469901
Investopedia. It's like wikipedia, but for investors.

Biden just fucked up and said he had cancer during a speech, bullish or bearish for stocks?

>>50469812
>>50469812
>>50469812
>>50469812

>>50468538
VIX is insolvent.

>>50469924
Bullish. We might have a real president soon, if they can bypass Kamala too somehow.

>>50469924
Bullish as fuck for stocks and humanity

>>50469924
dudes not even important, I say priced in l.

>>50469882
lmao as if it makes it any better

>>50469950
>>50469955
Replacement order if Biden is removed/dies is: Kamala then Pelosi then Patrick Leahy. Its swamp creatures most of them senile or retarded all the way down to #15.

>>50469917
Thanks.

>>50470020
They may be swamp dwellers, but at least some of them have functioning brains.

>>50468893
As an Asian this pisses me off

>>50469233
Yep, I reckon the melt up is officially here.

>>50470194
>As an Asian
>>50470232
>reckon
Go back faggot

>>50470194