/biz/ - Business & Finance

POOPY POOP MARKET EDITION

I think we're headed for the krab

Is this a good idea

>>50467139
came here to post this. /thread

>>50467129
first for Cardassia

boomers woke up from their margaritaville hangovers and took profit

Why would you buy soxs when the CHIP bill is about to pass? Are you people retarded?

First for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

I'm still holding cash until August. Crypto pumping for no good reason, stocks aren't dumping on bad inflation news. Unless we find out that poopy pants ordered the money printer to be turned back on so they don't get railed in midterms because nobody cares about fags and women killing babies

Short women. Long the market. Simple as.

Sold the last of my boomer paper on this POOMP. Time to ride the next BTC wave.
>b-b-b-but it is not tied to a boomer company
GOOD. Future of finance. Get in or get left behind.

>>50467162
chip bill is bearish for semis

SOXL sissies here we go!!!!

>>50467151
>tastyworks light mode

the dollar started going up at exactly the 50% retracement of the up move. You know they are salivating for any entry they can get

games over bulls u lose losers

>>50467162
your 2 favorite words mumu.
priced
in

bought soxs at the top btw enjoy your 16 straight weeks of downwards circuit breakers

Verification not required.

I don't trust this market.

AYO WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Take the exit for AAPL now ?

Alright who the fuck bought my FAZE Oct 2.5P for 2.43??? Did someone fat finger this or did a robinhood kid market order this contract?
Stock would need to go to 0.06 a share by October for me to lose money

WHY THE FUCK IS VIX NOT MOVING

>>50466666
It's over. The schizos won, we lost

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!

>>50467210

revenge

Anyone else here buy butterfly spreads on UVXY? Been working pretty well for me

SOXS
SOXS
SOXS
BOBOS RISE UP

how do we profit from this

>>50467162

I bought 6k worth of ASML puts yesterday and 5k today at the high. Feels good to be on the opposite side of a retard like u

gee its almost like the line goes down after going up

Hello and WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50467224
Vix moved earlier, didn't it?

>>50467229
kek, believing in repeating digits, just buy the dip, we're bull run again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50467162
Midwit take. Bill expectations already priced in. Rumor > News. No one wants to hold SOXL while Chinese threat still looms.

retards dont even know the markets gonna drop 10% at the bell today

alright that's it buy tqqq again

>>50467243
Shorting everything would be a good idea.
On other hand we passed SPY 390 which is supposed to be a major point.

>>50467243
ignore it and load up on TQQQ and SPXL

dump it

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

10 year treasury bros.....wagmi.

yep make sure to buy 5 mins into the giant red candles whats the worst that can happen

>>50467308
This is the way

Bobo I don't know what you were trying to do but it smells bad and your pants are covered in shit

(I posted this in the previous thread, didn't get many replies)

Hey /smg/, I am foreseeing a recession in the future, like most of you. I am interested to know how I would invest in bankrupt companies, and make a quick buck off of them.

What are some good fundamental indicators that a company will rise out of bankruptcy?

Also-- bankrupt companies CAN be publicly traded, SIMPQ is a good example.

pic unrelated

How could I fuck this up??? All we had to do was to go short bonds. Free money just sitting there

>>50467322
bro look at the last 7 months lol just for a little perspective
bobo got fucking paid

uh, what THE FUCK, is going on?

>>50467221
nice anon. i'm surprised the mm's didn't step in front of you

>>50467344
~the~market~is~volatile~

You realize the market doesn't go straight down in a bear market, right? You know the rallies are violent and pronounced, right? But check back in 6 months and you'll see that we're 30% down from current prices

>>50467231
STOP DUMPING BEFORE I CAP YO ASS.

>>50467343
>bobo got fucking paid
Bobo's are too stupid to get paid. 90% of them try to swing trade and still manage to lose money in the worst 6 month bear market in 50 years

What losers call catching the falling knife, I call buying the dip #Don'tBeShy #JustBuy

>>50467389
sounds like youre just mad and a sore loser personally

>>50467393
#poopyourpants #rightnow

>>50467339

the move on the 10 year yield has to be an absolute midwit trap. Given all the garbage economic data coming out tomorrow and a fed who is insistent on jamming the yield curve until something breaks; shorting bonds is probably the dumbest you could make after shorting the dollar

>>50467393
I bought the SOXS dip kek

>>50467329
how much capital are you working with

>>50467343
And I will get paid sooner than that. And not all bobos got paid. Take a look at the board and tell me how bobos are not reeeing at this pump. Pretty sure most bobos are underwater despite the fact that markets have been bleeding for the past 7 months

>>50467399
No I'm just telling you what's up. Let's see a screenshot from a single /smg/ bear who's made big gains over the last 6 months. It doesn't exist

TRADE WITH CAUTION an elephant pattern is forming on SPY (downwards trunk pattern)

>>50467411
I know a way I can get low rate margin loans, however I like to keep 75% equity on risky bets.

I have about 4k I am willing to put into bankrupt companies.

>395 gap rejected
Next stop, 370 gap fill

>>50467162
probably priced in - the fkn 2 day rips used it up

>>50467377
And we will see in a few days how many ofyou Bury wannabes will be in profit.

>”Tomorrow, the International Health Regulations Emergency Committee will reconvene to review the latest data, and to consider whether the gay niggerpox outbreak constitutes a public health emergency of international concern.”
siga bros we mite be down but don’t kys yet

damn it bobo, cant we have one nice day with out you shitting all over it?

>>50467329
>What are some good fundamental indicators that a company will rise out of bankruptcy?
You can't really invest in it. When they go bankrupt they wipe the bonds and stocks out and issue new ones. So just buy it when they come out of bankruptcy. If you have millions then yeah you can try to buy bonds in junk companies and send a representative to get equity as payout. But thats dumb.

>>50467404
>garbage economic data coming out tomorrow
what and when?

>>50467224
>>50467259
why should it move

And..... We're back

>>50467221
lol Volume = 1

nice

Oh look the dip is instantly being bought. Almost as if we have a strong economy, great earnings, a red-hot jobs market, normalizing supply chains and subsiding inflation with rate cuts being priced in by 2023.

>>50467358
IBKR Pro doesn’t do payment for order flow

I like David Westin but some of the Bloomberg anchors that are on after 10 make me feel like I'm watching CNBC no cap

>>50467454

>>50467422
smg doesnt make money period so im not sure what your point is
im up 20% this year and happy

Phew.... I almost panic sold my calls for a minute, but I held on
We're gonna get through this bros

We back

>>50467454
Jesus health fascism is going to be a thing for the next 20 years and lefty scumbags will go with it because IF IT SAVES ONE LIFE!!!!

>>50467508
oof why arent you hedged? this isnt a directional market lol
youre gonna get shaken out just like every other time idiot

>>50467243
The more they shill a recession, the more I believe it won't happen. Why would you trust the "banks"

>>50467508
If you got profit you should probably take it while you can

>>50467477

>>50467535
Not that easy to let go of possible earnings

>>50467513
>health fascism
The funny part is that it really doesn't focus on things like nutrition, hydration, sleep, exercise, etc.

>>50467508
not even being bobo, if they are green take the profit dumdum.

>>50467485
Yes I am that anon lmao. Institutional investors seething they didn’t get filled over me

>>50467530
Ah, the reverse psychology thing.

Where is the big brain who always pops up after the fact to predict TSLA earnings beforehand with data? Won't happen. Nobody knows till after the fact.

>>50467530
Yield inversion has been correct about incoming recession every time save one. It's happening.

I don't like what's habbening one bit right now

10 year yield finally took a dump; looks like we have the trifecta now; VIX up, DXY up, bond yields down

>>50467454
You think Joe Biden is going to lock everyone down and mail out millions and millions of unsolicited ballots to be sent back with 0 signature verification and get away with stealing another election? I mean the economy would just fucking shit it's self and make covid look like a minor blip in comparison.

OH FUCK IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN

Ok seriously, what in the actual flying motherfuck is happening right now? I am getting incredibly annoyed that no market news sources are saying ANYTHING. What was the fucking news?

>>50467549
>The funny part is that it really doesn't focus on things like nutrition, hydration, sleep, exercise, etc.
Yeah It's not about health obviously.

>>50467537
fuuuuuuck I wanted to order cheap spy puts but I don't get my paycheck until tomorrow and I'm broke from this stupid pump the past week, the market will definitely dump premarket....

>>50467566
>Yield inversion has been correct about incoming recession every time save one

Maybe this will be the 2nd time

made monies today from both SOXL and SOXS muhahahaha

>>50467578
Dude, layoffs and shit.
The pump was because FED printed another trillion.

>>50467557
even the 5 put is selling at basically half that. How did you pull this off? just cast a wide net for retards to fall into?

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

>>50467565
yeah heres the prediction: the bell rings and tesla drops 15% at a minimum, taking the nasshit with it

what did you think the markets just gonna rally off into the sunset for the rest of the year? lmao

>>50467578
im fucking bailing bro getting some real bad vibes

SQQQ LETS GOOOOOOOO

>>50467504
touché

>The pump was because FED printed another trillion.

>>50467573
>VIX up, DXY up, bond yields down

What does this suggest?

>>50467503
To be fair, when have Italians ever been known for efficient infrastructure?

Kek bought in this morning and actually sold at the peak. Pays to be risk averse sometimes.

Time to set limit orders and walk away. It's hot today. Gonna go see a movie.

>>50467618
MARKET FINNA DUMPERINO MY NIGGERINO

>>50467575
you gotta admit though. the jewjew pox counter overlayed with the bigger riots will be a little humorous.

>>50467594
Yes the economy is fucked, but why dump all at once at exactly 12:41 PM EST?

>>50467426
you were warned.
THE HIDDEN TIGERS ARE OUT OF THE CLOSET AND THEY'RE TRANS!!!!
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU

GT

>>50467578
Earnings are good/not as bad as expected for a lot of stocks. Semiconductor bill, Halliburton earnings beat, shorts covering, some banks earnings beat, etc.

>>50467454
Could you imagine what an economic power house Canada could have become if they had elected this shark tank nigga instead of Trudeau?

Google layoffs

>>50467618
stonks go down

>>50467618

it suggests RISK OFF and a flee to safety (DXY/bonds/hedges)

>>50467645
algos

WERE NOT IN A RECESSION GUYS THERES NO FIRE DONT MIND THE SMOKE

When do you guys plan on selling oil?

>>50467671
>flashover

>>50467618
means i poops my pant

THE JEWS ARE SHORT SELLING

>>50467644
Monkiepox chimp outs? Absolute pottery, you couldn't write it better.

>>50467677
NEVER BECAUSE WHO BUYS OIL IDIOT IS YOU STOOPIT

holy shit this dump

>>50467606
you sound exactly like that chump - i bet you're broke

Okay that was fun Bobo, but lets get back to the pump. Okay?

>>50467653

Why all at exactly 12:41 PM?

And just like that...

ok this is FUCKING RETARDED
FUCK THIS RIGGED MARKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>50467701
im not broke because i went short at the top baybeeeeeeeeee
IMAGINE BEING LONG FOR EARNINGS IN THIS MARKET LOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHAT THE FUCK MY ORDERS AREN'T GOING THROUGH

>>50467176
she sucked alot of hollywood jew cocks to get where she is now.

>>50467653
>this is why we fucking pumped and ruined my certs
>because bunch of retarded permabull niggers just had to get heemed and wouldn't get a fucking clue
Holy fuck I hate you niggers.

Why the FUCK are we dumping

SHUT DOWN THE DAMN MARKET WE ARE ABOUT TO FUCKING CRASH THROUGH THE FLOOR

NOT MY BOY KO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50467725
BECAUSE BLACKS ARE FUCKING WHITE WOMEN AND YOURE NOT

>>50467725
Because we went 4% up for no fucking reason at all you fucking troglodyte. Stop fucking asking if there's no reason for the pump to begin with.

KNOCK KNOCK MUMU

>>50467710
remember your training. buy into weakness and sell into strength

>>50467727
LABD is pumping bro get on board 15 minutes ago

Should of bought those UUP calls today

>>50467715
you're dead broke larper, stay cheap

>>50467703
On 7/20/2022 at 12:41, economists and mathematicians confirmed the beginning...

damn im finna make 20k on my puts today. God bless America

>>50467702
The menu for this evening is steak. Breakfast tomorrow will be steak. Steak for brunch, steak for lunch, steak for supper and steak for dinner. Then hamburgers. And brisket. Perhaps beef tacos.

HOLY SHIT that NasDUMP barely had any fucking volume to it. It dumped a full point on mediocre as shit volume.

looks like we're eating ground beef tonight. i'll need at least one whole cow to feed me and my pet hidden tigers.

>>50467598
Not even sure. Was just as surprised as you when I got the the trade confirmation. I was trying to short FAZE earlier but there’s not enough shares available so I just submitted a bunch of limit orders selling calls and low strike puts. Guess someone either fat fingered or did a market order, who knows.

Took the Apple Exit

>>50467751
GETTIN PAID TODAY FINNA BLOW IT ALL ON 40S AND YOUR MOMS BLOWN OUT CUNT LOL

>>50467725
Putin just announced phase 2 of his hohol new deal.

>>50467725
Because I'm selling covered calls. You have my permission to moon once I've collected all of the theta.

>I was fucking right all along but fucking dumbfuck nigger algos ruined everything for me on open
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Heh nothing personal mumu

>>50467162
Definitely a buy the rumor sell the news kinda situation

>>50467725
kek, epic picture bro.

>>50467752
keep coping faggot. Now that everyone is back from the lunctime dump we're back on track to liquidate all of you niggerfaggots

>>50467754
Washoo gone buy wit it, my nigga? Lemme hold like twenty dolla til payday, dawg

damn bros im making so much money theres no reason to NOT buy an escort

>>50467776
Inexplicably this, but not for redditfags

Insiders aren't buying. Why do and of your spergs actually think the market will go up?

https://www.gurufocus.com/insider/trend

Lol selling my calls at 395.85 was genius holy fuck I am genius, should've bought puts at 396 tho :C

Why not just all in TSLA at this point?

Should of bought that TMV dip fuck me. Missed a whole percentage point drop again

Who could've foreseen this?

>>50467769
definitely haven't made a dime

>>50467762
>>50467760
Steak is reserved for people with money. You go back to foraging and I'll keep feeding my cannibalistic desires

>>50467823
Coffee and cigarettes go great together

>>50467805
Elaborate

>>50467823
Always be prepared for the midday gamma tornados. Never know when they might strike.

>>50467846
TSLA is the BTC of boomer paper. All other stocks are shitcoins that are not needed

>>50467825
i have and youre mad as fuck that im gettin crunk and my dick wet tonight

>>50467862
Shut the fuck up aussie faggot

>>50467760
Based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQynViAF6Ds

>>50467874
or what youre gonna seethe more? lmao

I saw on a thread earlier someone saying that TESLA will pump at earnings because due to the rising oil prices teslas have been selling like crazy, thus leading to a pump. I am starting to believe that this retarded scenario will play out and I will lose money, like usual

>>50467846
This reversal will reverse into an EoD pump with TSLA leading on earnings hype expectations. Sell 3:56. DO NOT PLAY EARNINGS.
Free money on the screen.

>>50467724
m8 you act like I didn’t short semi’s at the top. I went long NVDA last Friday/Monday when the upper spread on some of my iron condors was getting tested Monday morning.
I expect next week to be flat or red.
Also scooped 5 170/167.5P bear spreads for 0.75 a piece that expire next Friday.

Why did I ever think it was a good idea to go long WEAT

>>50467880
explain to me who exactly with money is hype about tesla right now
go ahead

>>50467862
>im gettin crunk and my dick wet tonight
whose the lucky guy?

>>50467862
nobody would touch u even if u had made bank, but you have nothing, just trading on a paper account

>>50467841
Gookfu and I used to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee together. I can't even smoke a cigarette or drink coffee anymore because of the memories.

>>50467876
I'm not seething. What's wrong with you, queer?

Remember, if we can pump on no news we can dump on no news.

>>50467901
he goes by j22Mf3N5 very mysterious

>>50467901
kek

>>50467892
Same retards who have been pumping money on risky assets for the past few days

>just saw my ex from 2 years ago waiting at crosswalk wearing booty shorts

>>50467892
>explain
No. I've laid out the play. Take it or leave it.
Reconvene at 3:56.

Thanks anon

>>50467925
So are you gonna fap or what?

>>50467763
lol that's great you just stumbled onto it. I always wondered about setting ridiculous prices for obvious fat fingers to fall into, you could set thousands of orders and if they don't fill oh well. but if they do... free money.

Watch the chain on this one Open Int is 0 so this could be the only contract out there, unless the buyer was closing another spread? but there would be more Open Int it seems. We might be able to see if they just panic sell for a loss lol.

>>50467918
Oh anon, unless you are a black Twink programmer, you aren't getting anywhere near my BJC.

Fucking KILL ME I missed the dip

Fat dip on a good stock this morning, missed a 10% move

>BOIL pumped 10 fucking percent again
FUUUUUUUCK I SHOULDVE BOUGHT

>>50467802
the last few bars are above average dipshit, this isnt like 2020 this is like 2015

>>50467903
paper account because i make my trades with straight cash homie
>>50467924
you think because the market goes up people are taking risks "buying risky assets"
thats now how things work in the real world
>>50467933
only thing laid out as you spread eagle as the big red dildo drops into your cheeks at 4:00
>>50467942
when i flash these benjamins youll bend over and take it for free like every other slut

I guess buying stocks into a depression and rate hikes wasn't the best idea

>FUCK IM SUCH A SMARTY PANTS

>>50467957
US natgas storage info releases tomorrow. I'm guessing it's not good news.

>>50467957
I may have to get some KOLD again soon

>>50467966
>only thing laid out as you spread eagle as the big red dildo drops into your cheeks at 4:00
Refer back to >>50467880
>Sell 3:56. DO NOT PLAY EARNINGS.
Use your brain please.

>>50467966
Scoopsies has way more money than you and although he won't say it in the threads, he emails me and tells me he can't wait to spoil me and surrender his bussy to me like the dirty little submissive slut he is. Sorry anon your 4 fig portfolio don't impress me much.

>>50467970
>+$6
Kek. When I was 16 Ameritrade used to have a 7 dollar flat commission. I would’ve lost money off that.

should i be bad and have a second costco muffin?

>>50467999
they still do have it- fucking annoys me

>>50467999
It’s okay to admit you don’t have your fingers on the prostate of the market

>>50468003
yes you fat fuck have discipline

>>50468003
Go get a Reese's blast from Sonic instead, if you wanna be extra bad

My Bang's habit is catching up to me bros

>>50468003
No, the law of diminishing returns kicks in after your first donut, muffin, etc. You can chase the high of that first muffin all you want but the subsequent ones will never be as good.

>>50467966
absolutely broken in half

>>50467966
I think people are buying high risk assets because things like AUD, tech stocks and crypto have been going up for whatever reason the past couple of days. I'm not sure how DXY affects this but looks like the top is in and money will flow into riskier assets

>>50468003
Stick with the croissants. More satisfying, even though they just bumped the price +20%.

let me guess spy double top then red to close

>>50468024

>>50468024
Muffins aren't heroin bro

>>50467191
Dark modes are for faggots who can't into being a normal, functional adult.

>>50468024
Ah yes, the Pringles effect.

If you insist to stay in these markets you will be guaranteed to be buck broken by this winter.

you DID slurp that TQQQ dip, right? right bobo? oh bobo. bobo bobo. don't tell me you doubled down on your shorts? on that widdle tiny dip? on no news? oh no... oh no no no no no.... poor little bear. *sniffs* hold on. do you smell that? ohhhh bobo peed his pants. poor baby... awww

What's more painful to read, the cucks over at WSB or the retarded boomers on the yahoo finance boards?

I'd say Yahoo Finance since at least WSB is mostly high schoolers playing with their lunch money and they have an excuse for being retarded. The boomers are literally betting their 401k against Netflix because they funded an Obama documentary.

>>50468093
/smg/

Why do wh*te people vote against their own interests?

>>50468022
In what way?

>>50468079
>no news >>50467537

How much would it cost me for a Taylor Swift surrogate mother?

>BOIL
BOIL
>BOIL
13% in less than 15 minutes!!!!!

I need the stock market to dump just a little bit.

>everyone here jumps in and out of 10, 15, 20, 25% allocation on a 0.92 correlation portfolio to the S&P500
>most larp as some super smart little manipulator boy who takes money from others and eat their costco muffins!
>minority say they know they are being dumb fuckers but still do the dumb thing anyways

>>50468103
you crashed the economy because you wanted a president who loved nogs and trannies

>>50468047
A really good one might as well be

>>50468093
>The boomers are literally betting their 401k against Netflix because they funded an Obama documentary.
Dangerously based

Fazebros...what the fuck happened?

>>50468115
i just make easy 4xs every week trading upper and lower edges of the channel lol

>>50468107
Oh Bobo. Silly little bear. Do you really think that the data will be bad? It could come above expectations, we - the market - do not care. It's over for you Bobo. The recovery is getting priced in. Why would you bet against America? You are such a naughty boy.

OH GOD WE GOT BEAR TRAPPED THE BULL RUN CONTINUES

>>50468114
Cute
Why

>>50468131
Goddamnit I knew I should have shorted that turd after that fake and gay pump yesterday.

>>50468093
Buddy try the craigslist forum if you want to see boomers in the wild. It's a crazy place, they have their own /biz/ too over there

>>50468035
The core of the milkshake theory is that while the mix temporarily pushes the dollar to the top, eventually it all pours down the drain.

>>50468148
I'm actually shorting MNQ

>>50468066
>can't into
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

>>50468178
lurk moar newfag

>>50468103
Because they're retarded leftist npcs.

>>50468115
speak for yourself m8
>SPX Delta -3.7

>>50468107
>Let's dump everything BEFORE the data comes out
We have hours of pumping until then
>>50468106
I think he refers to his circumferential expansion
>>50468047
You clearly don't know how addictive processed sugar can be
t. former fatso
>>50468169
Is that the educated way of saying line keeps going up?

>>50468093
>>50468103
Go
Away

>>50468103
The guy on the left won't give me that. He'll make the company fulfill it's diversity quotas and call it a day.

>>50468196
>Is that the educated way of saying line keeps going up?
Yes but with turbulence.

bullish signals everywhere, since the recession is already priced in
buy now or be priced out forever

>>50468047
the don't eat them

>>50468217
THIS (the post not the picture. don't look at it it makes mustard gas)

>>50468212
No worries then, I am an Investor after all haha

I hope we get some more red before fed meeting next week so I can buy some more

I am forgotten...

>>50468217
typically banks make money by borrowing on the short term and lending on the long term, but with the yield curve inverted they can't even make money doing that. the whole situation is fucked m8.

Fucking dump already. Daddy needs a new anime fig.

>>50468144
You saw how bad the market reacted to the news of Apple laying off employees the other day right? Imagine that dip but for the entire economy

that's it. i'm dumping

>>50468217
>bankers and other do nothing white collar cucks who all probably "work from home" getting the rope
>bearish

They'll be fine. The local warehouse or factory down the road is hiring for $20. Now they can find out what real work is and have to associate with minorities.

>>50468244
I'm probably the last boomer left that still uses PayPal

WTFWT on notes. Holy shit. Big ask. Not good for equities here. Going long vol and spreading up for a volga shock.

>>50468255
Not until I get mine so I can pay my e-girl for more porn

>>50468196
>Let's dump everything BEFORE the data comes out
Isn't that par for the course? The last few inflation rate announcements crashed the market for days before Powell opened his mouth

I will hold.

>>50468217
>These 226 employees are believed to be handling moderately low-skilled, low-wage profiles such as Autopilot data labelling.
that's 0.2% of the company
>‘Twitter’ laid off 30% of its talent acquisition team

They're just trimming the fat

>>50467794
Now, anon, think carefully: rent or buy?

>>50468131
Their book value is really only ~250M and they IPO’d at a 1B valuation what did you expect. First earnings call is going to be funny as fuck especially if we have FAZE clan members answering questions from investment bankers kek

There's a vomma trap in the 10y notes futures is kind of batshit. look at that options chain.

>>50468253
>typically
regional banks and BAC and WFC do that but look at the other big banks that make up Wall Street

>>50468255
>>50468281
>these are the people I'm trading against
The stock market better be a zero sum game and I'll take all your money. Simps need to be removed from life

>>50467578
Why would big banks/hedge funds/investment firms forecast when they’re about to sell off to retail investors? You knew the pumps were fake and gay. EPS is gonna get cut in half on almost every major stock on the market, and you really think “lol this is the bottom!” Even if it was, what makes you think they’d recover in a matter of fucking days and not months/years? What makes you think that they aren’t all fair value (my personal thesis) and will crab or be back to modest returns for the next decade?

>>50467129
How forward looking is Nat Gas, is BOIL pricing in the winter right now?

>>50468269
Anyone doing those kinds of jobs past their mid-thirties are unironically not going to make it. I’ve done shit jobs: dominos pizza delivery in Lubbock, TX, shelf stocker at target, kennel worker, dog walker etc etc. No grown person should be doing those jobs unless they’re legitimately retarded. You should at least be a manager. Ffs, even construction would be a better choice.

>>50467578
Google layoffs, pussy

>>50468315
Never worked a day in my life and I plan to keep it that way

>>50468131
Forgot about this one. Kind of surprising these joke SPACs are still being rolled out in 2022.

When is the next fed meeting or other important thing?

Shall I sell my TQQQ now?

>>50467578
based "what the fuck is happening" poster. every thread demanding an explanation. i'm beginning to wonder if you even type it out or if you just copy/paste from a doc.

>>50468311
here's what you do, if you have an account with one of these regional banks, bac or wfc just go in there and withdraw everything. close the account and buy as much silver as you can afford with the cash. trust me bro, this ain't my first rodeo.

>>50468356
I trimmed

>>50468315
>anime girls
>simp

Neck yourself redditor

>>50468093
Go back

>>50468004
It used to be a really good deal if you had hundreds of thousands of dollars to fuck around with. I was saying trading with 5k so I always had to worry about it

>>50468356
i did- sold too early for a minor gain but got spooked. this looks like a nice spot though

next
>>50468399
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>>50468356
I trimmed some of my QQQ
>>50468358
>rodeo
Ive always heard it pronounced "Roh-Day-Oh", is that correct?

>>50468144
>Betting against America
Yes. This country fucking sucks

>>50468336
It should be 6-12 months. Not sure why it just occurred to everyone that the Europeans will be selling their mothers so they can heat their homes for one night. I’m gonna make so much fucking money on my nat gas calls.

>>50468336
https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/boil

>>50468407
sounds like you ain't never even been to no rodeo, it's roh-dee-oh

so whos still watching their calls evaporate lol

>>50468415
So basically the may pump was pricing in the summer and this pump is pricing in the winter

I need sqqq to go up 20% by tomorrow.

>>50468441
i have sqqq calls that are worthless unless this megadumps by friday
lol

>>50468441
No point selling here. Crab today, pump tomorrow.

>>50468470
There will be no more pumps

>>50468481
ok retard

I am going to kill myself if SIGA keeps going down

>>50468441
Who's gonna spread them cheeks tonight
?

>>50468705
(you) as always
i only show up when im winning never when im losing because then im always right

>>50468723
That's the spirit!!

>>50467977
what is this? what is the info where can i look into?

>>50467587
You're too poor to play the stock market. Seriously. Just stick to stacking cash.