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Bull Grooming Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>> No.50465802
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh m-my dudes?

>> No.50465813

OK groomer

>> No.50465815

Dancing Israelis

>> No.50465817

I have to find a real job now

>> No.50465822

>the bull is prepped

>> No.50465824

>DXY up
>VIX up
>markets tapering off

I think this was the blow-off top. Down we go.

>> No.50465828
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How the fuck do I turn on Volume?

>> No.50465830
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>> No.50465831
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What if powell does a 50bps instead next week?

>> No.50465837
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Does anyone want to make this volume 36?

>> No.50465838
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>mub da mo bidda te dat tum muhfugen bix nood cof bin dub ho muhfugga

>> No.50465839

siga homophobes

>> No.50465842

dancing israelis in september>>50465815

>> No.50465846

YOU JUST KNOW

>> No.50465850

>>50465802
supply is fixed and the stock was over priced.

>> No.50465852
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>> No.50465853

I’m not gay, I’m married

>> No.50465858
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I am financially comfy because I'm not a retarded bobo

>> No.50465860

Inflation is transitory, rate cuts being priced in, ATH by EOY

>> No.50465865

>>50465794
WTF it looks like she has no head in the thumbnail

>> No.50465868

My wife just said she wants a divorce.

>> No.50465870
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>>50465794
This is an extremely low quality post

>> No.50465872

>>50465831
It means the fed has abandoned its charter and committed to hyperinflation for political reasons. It also means the end of the US empire.

>> No.50465875
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>> No.50465878

>>50465831
>"WHOA BLACK BETTY" plays in the distance

>> No.50465879

>>50465853
I'm a virgin, and yes I own SIGA

>> No.50465881

Bitcoin bros we're making it!

>> No.50465884

>>50465837
Biden needs to ban Direxion. This is just embarrassing.

>> No.50465886

What turned the market around? Every expects inflation numbers to look better this month?

>> No.50465890
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>>50465831
Market buy until I'm out of cash.

>> No.50465891

>>50465831
He could. He might be sacred of a too strong of a dollar and creating a crash.
All the way but to that point he and the FED will posture 100 points. Then they will do 50.

>> No.50465892

>>50465886
nothing. it's all a scam

>> No.50465894
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>>50465868
This is an extremely low quality post.

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>>50465868
Bullish

>> No.50465900

>>50465884
Please, it's an adorable ETF. I don't want it delisted like SLIM.

Plus Direxion sponsors these threads. How else do you think jannies and bakers get paid?

>> No.50465901

>>50465886
FOMC projected to a 75 bps rate hike instead of 100 bps

>> No.50465902

I hope you bullniggerfaggots can enjoy yourself while knowing that my life is falling apart.

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>>50465884
actually fuck you

>> No.50465910

>>50465886
Rate cuts are being priced in early 2023

>> No.50465916

>>50465884
>biden pls
>>50465902
what do you mean, people thrive on this information here

>> No.50465917

>>50465884
wtf did u jus say

>> No.50465918

>>50465860
SP500 3000 EOY lmao

get rugged bulltards

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>>50465890
*margin

>> No.50465922
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50465922

Hey guys before we get into this thread, I want to talk about /smg/'s sponsor for this evening: Direxion Leverage ETFs. Direxion is a provider of financial products known for its leveraged ETFs. Founded in 1997 in Alexandria, Virginia, the company also has offices in New York City, Boston, and Hong Kong. Direxion builds products for investors who want more than the status quo. The company has approximately $30.8 billion in assets under management and their index-based products deliver directional options, magnified exposure, and long-term, rules-based strategies. Direxion's Leveraged and Inverse ETFs provide opportunities for traders to magnify short term perspectives with daily 3X and 2X leverage, utilize bull and bear funds for both sides of the trade, and trade through rapidly changing markets. Their Strategic & Thematic ETFs help buy-and-hold investors achieve long-term outperformance when compared to passive indexes, while seeking more specific objectives such as higher income, enhanced diversification, reduced volatility, excess returns, and more. Their role is to complement your core investment strategies, not to replace them. Their funds allow you to seek opportunities in all market conditions offering fresh solutions to challenge old standards. At Direxion, They are focused on your success. They continuously strive to provide you with the innovative products, consistent performance, and on-the-ground support to help you to take advantage of opportunities, execute your strategies, deliver for your clients, and grow your business-regardless of market conditions.

Now, back to the thread!

>> No.50465928

double bottom, up we go again nigga!

>> No.50465931
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>>50465902
give us details please

>> No.50465936

I missed the bottom because I listened to /smg/...

>> No.50465940

>Five /smg/ in the catalog
Jesus Christ guys

>> No.50465943

>>50465901
Now that the market is pumping their is room for a 100bps hike though

>> No.50465944

>>50465928
bagnigger did you buy a tesla yet with your tesla wins

>> No.50465947

>>50465910
>VERY BULLISH SERS. JUST IGNORE THE RECESSION AND MARKET CRASH THATS ABOUT TO HAPPEN BETWEEN THE TIME FRAME

>> No.50465950

Taking profits and inversing.
See y'all next week.

>> No.50465952

>>50465916
My wife is divorcing me you piece of shit

>> No.50465954
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>>50465794
This isn't fair. You all told me we would have a recession.

Why is everything going straight up for no reason at all?

I am going to lose everything.

>> No.50465956

>>50465918
Why do you think this will happen in all seriousness? Earnings are great so far. The economy is very strong. The Fed will be cutting by 2023 if not by September or so. Inflation is and always was transitory and is easing due to normalization of supply chains after COVID. There are no bearish headwinds for the market.

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>>50465919
I poopood peed myself

>> No.50465960

>>50465868
high five!

>> No.50465961
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>>50465922
checked and keked

>> No.50465966

>>50465952
lmfao, what did you invest in...you're obligated to tell us

>> No.50465970

>>50465954
You bet against America, you get what you deserve.

>> No.50465976

>>50465943
market doesn't expect that and that is why there is a pump
a surprise 100 bps would be very cute and funny though

>> No.50465974
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>>50465837
>ticker brekky

>> No.50465979

>>50465902
This makes it even better

>> No.50465983

>>50465956
lol lmao gotta be kidding or delusional

>> No.50465985

>>50465947
Recession is bullish. It means rate cuts and another massive round of QE. The market is FORWARD-LOOKING. When recession formally begins, the bear market ends because the printer is about to be turned on.

>> No.50465990

when do i buy sqqq again?

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>>50465954
THANKS
FOR
PLAYING

>> No.50465997

>>50465902
stop being a doomer and things will improve

>> No.50466001

>there are people in this thread that think tesla will suddenly go bankrupt
love yall man

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enters the thread

>> No.50466006

>>50465985
delusion, meds

have fun with hyperinflation in ameritard land

>> No.50466009

>>50465983
Refute any of those points.

>> No.50466010
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>>50465936
You better hurry up and buy before you miss out on these gains anon

>> No.50466011

TSLA is the most bloated piece of shit stock. If there’s weak earnings they will tank that piece of garbage and drag down the rest of the market.

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>>50465954
>honk

>> No.50466018
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>>50465952

>> No.50466020

>>50465928
>baggie is bullish
time to go all in, hes never wrong

>> No.50466034

>>50466010
Imagine the taste and to think a girl in China gave me HIV

>> No.50466036

>>50465886
Central banks and other scam artists pumping it. Netflix pumped because the disasterously bad numbers were slightly less apocalyptic than the analysts predicted. The market makes no sense in any other context except as a tool for insider trading elites to jew retail.
>retail is bearish = line must be made to go up at literally any cost because big players can never be allowed to lose

>> No.50466039

>>50466001
They grew too much too fast. Losing their government transfer money as other car companies shift to electric cars.

>> No.50466041

>>50466006
Hyperinflation is bullish in and of itself if the Fed refuses to fight it. Fortunately for us inflation is transitory and not due to printing as the Fed doesn't print bank reserves.

>> No.50466044

>>50465956
>>50466009
>Earnings are great so far.
You must be a headline reader who read about how """Goldman Sachs CRUSHED their earnings expectations!!!!""" ... but you missed the part where their earnings are down 50% YoY and investment banks are getting buttfucked.

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>>50466006
>>50465954
There's a reason this pic has two curves.

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>>50465954
Sorry you got honk'd on fren.

>> No.50466059

>>50466020
I wish I was as cool as baggie

>> No.50466061

>>50465954
Absolutely fucked, just lime me LOL!

>> No.50466063

>>50466009
what you just said would keep inflation going higher. lmao. yes let's PRINT MORE, MORE, MORE. ENDLESS MONEY BROS. It wouldn't drop enough in such a short time period

>> No.50466067

>>50466036
Netflix met EPS by a lot, what more do you want? Netflix is a great company that got overvalued.

>> No.50466068

Thoughts on GUSH? Are OIL bros going to make a comeback?

>> No.50466070
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>>50465952
>If you aint no punk say
>we want prenup we want prenup
>Its something that you need to have
>cause when she leaves your ass she’ll leave with half
>18 years
>18 years
>and on the 18th birthday he found out it wasn’t his

>> No.50466078

>>50465828
Indexes dont have volume

>> No.50466085

>>50466044
Expectations of lower earnings were priced in, that's why the stocks went down you retarded bobo. Then those stocks went up because the company EXCEEDED EXPECTATIONS.

>> No.50466088

>>50466039
>this means they will suddenly go brankrupt
look man I just hope you can maintain a job so I can continue to funnel wagebux into my wallet. thank you for your sacrifice.

>> No.50466090

>>50465976
Hasn't the Fed pulled this BS before where they hint and advise a lower hike and then slap a big hike on the table at the meetinf

>> No.50466092

>>50466068
No. No one has money to buy fuel.

>> No.50466094
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So why is the US green but EU is shitting itself?

>> No.50466100

>>50466094
The money is coming home to daddy

>> No.50466103

>>50466094
Biden just did a backflip in front of a live studio audience.

>> No.50466111

>>50466094
they are called Eurotrash or Europoors for a reason

>> No.50466115
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>me seeing all these amateur bobos getting heemed after shorting near the local bottom

>> No.50466116

>>50466036
I mean, the market is already down a ridiculous amount. Sounds like a salty bobo.

>> No.50466123

>>50466063
Inflation is transitory and due to supply constraints from COVID not from QE. How many times do I have to repeat myself? We had no inflation until 2020 when supply chains were wrecked by lockdowns. QE is not inflationary. Cutting rates and restarting QE will have no effect on inflation.

>> No.50466126

>>50466111
Trips confirm

>> No.50466128

>>50466085
>pitiful overall volume
>slow float up
>incoming fed rate hike decision
>MSM trying hard to sell a bull run
>JIM FUCKING CRAMER
This finna be a bricked up heem fr no cap fr fr

>> No.50466130

>>50466094
US has Jews. very simple explanation

>> No.50466131

>Monky pox cases decreasing

It’s literally over SIGA sissies

>> No.50466137

>>50466094
Why not? I bet you didn't think about that you dumb faggot.

>> No.50466138

watch and learnbros, are we gonna make it?

>> No.50466140

>>50466123
Don’t forget gas prices were only up because of putins war

>> No.50466144

>>50466045
so this is saying the market will bottom and recover before a recession is said to be official?

>> No.50466156

>>50465954
>$400
>lose everything

>> No.50466158

>>50466123
nothing to do with money printing in 2020 Covid dump. LMAO never go full retard. you must be missing half a brain

>> No.50466161

>>50466130
Fucking retarded explanation considering America's Jews came from Europe. Europe is still ruled by Jews.

>> No.50466169

>>50465868
please be forkliftanon... please be forkliftanon
captcha NADYR kek

>> No.50466173

>>50466128
>its a conspiracy against me! there can't be any justification for a V-shaped recovery and run to ATH like excellent earnings, a red-hot job market, rate cuts and QE resuming by 2023, transitory inflation going away due to supply chains being repaired, etc.

>> No.50466174

>>50466094
Dollar milkshake theory, blame the jews

>> No.50466176

>>50466018
She’s sad because she wants BWC

>> No.50466178
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WHO ACTUALY EXPECTS A BAD REPORT FROM TESLA TODAY GIVEN THE WORLD GAS PRICES.

REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU ARE BEARISH ON TESLA EARNINGS SO I CAN FUCK YOU ALL IN THE ASS AFTER MARKET CLOSE

>> No.50466179

>>50466161
Stop being so anti semetic goy. You are going to crash the market

>> No.50466187

>>50466174
>blame the jews

already do bud, already do.

>> No.50466188

>>50466130
What is the european parliament if not jews?

>> No.50466190

SELL NOW OR BAGHOLD FOREVER NIGGERS

>> No.50466197

>>50466140
The Putin Price Hike is real but the supply chain problems existed before that. Russia is selling most of its oil through intermediaries and sanctions have no real effect.

>> No.50466198

Down 20% on SQQQ fuck

>> No.50466203

im just gonna sit around and wait until someone tells me to buy. there was an anime poster that said to buy coinbase and U and both are up 15% today.

>> No.50466207

>>50466176
Yo bro I'm Asian and I find BWC offensive to my culture. Stop it.

>> No.50466208

>>50466173
Excellent earnings? Wtf are you smoking?

>> No.50466212

>>50466197
Oh I thought you were playin but you are really a mentally ill faggot.

>> No.50466215

>>50466173
You're delusional. If you want to buy in, go ahead.

>> No.50466219

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>> No.50466225

>>50466207
somebody post the video of that white boomer chick trying to sing the Asian song from yesterday

>> No.50466228

>>50466198
>SNP down at record %
>invest in short position
>wonder why you are down
god bless /smg/
>>50466207
cant stop wont stop. yellow vagene is white property

>> No.50466229

>>50466094
I drink you're milkshake :3

>> No.50466231

>>50466144
You have to be over 18 to post here.

In fact, you should at least be in middle school. Shit, I think you learn graph reading in elementary school, right?

>> No.50466241

>>50466208
Earnings have been great in Q2 thus far. The most important companies like AAPL, TSLA, AMZN will KILL IT this quarter.

>> No.50466245

>>50466178
bearish on TSLA because I think they are going to give him a whipping for talking too loudly.

>> No.50466251

>>50466178
I think tsla earnings will be slightly down or flat, but only because Elon cut jobs to pad his companies numbers.

>> No.50466253

>>50466225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

>> No.50466255

>>50466231
6th grade you learn about the quadrants

>> No.50466259

>>50466144
Yes

>> No.50466260

>>50466253
thanks bro

>> No.50466264

>>50465902
You've merely been seduced by pessimism. Read this:
>https://www.collaborativefund.com/blog/the-seduction-of-pessimism/

>> No.50466265

>>50465954
Should've bought call options instead.

>> No.50466268
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What should I invest all my interest gains in bros? I got a deposit pending

>> No.50466274

WHERE DID ALL YOU NEWFAGS COME FROM?!?

>> No.50466275

>>50466231
looks at the left hand side, the market bottoms before the economy does.then in the next slice, the market is recovering while the economy has hit full recession. leading me to say that the market will recover before a recession is official.

>> No.50466285

>>50466274
your moms house :)

>> No.50466286

>>50466131
>Source: my ass

>> No.50466288
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Wolf of wallstreet reporting in, cashed in fat gains today. AMA

>> No.50466301

>>50466274
Langley

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SOXL is at the top of its channel right now so if it doesn't break out here with everything next week and FOMOC we might be going down to new lows

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How are my fag bummer's doing on this wonderful day? Have we all received are big fat dividend from altria yet? Gonna pick up some more MO during this tasty dipperino?

>> No.50466309

>>50466274
>Get heemed in crypto
>MM need liquidity and push it on gambling retards
Get ready for a massive pump and subsequent heeming.

>> No.50466311

>>50466288
sick

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>>50466253
what on God's great Earth is this abomination?

>> No.50466317

>>50466288
do you ever get tired of sucking dick?

>> No.50466323

>>50466286
GUYS THIS ANON HAS MONKEPOX IN HIS ASS

>> No.50466324

>>50466253
Wtf this is super offensive...

>> No.50466333

>>50466316
it's called a certified banger anon

>> No.50466336

>>50466288
>robinhood
>pay for order flow
ngmi

>> No.50466347

>>50466317
That’s mean. If our fren does, he isn’t very good for only 200 dollars. That’s enough for quality knee pads for a week in an alley, then you can go in with 5 figures

>> No.50466348

>>50466336
t. fidelity cuck

>> No.50466353

>>50465868
She must have seen you invest in SOXL.

>> No.50466355

>>50466207
I had this Asian dude ask me to do a threesome with his 4’9” American Filipino fiancé several years ago. They ghosted me, fast forward a year later they got married. They eventually started fighting and every time she’d text me to come over and have me cum in her all night long.

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50466356

>>50466198
This Lil Bobo thought he was Michael Burry

>> No.50466357

>>50466275
Yes, that's exactly what the graph says. The market bottoms first because it's more forward looking - it evaluates shit like capex and initial jobless claims while wagies in the real economy only feel those effects months later via unemployment and "markets in turmoil" CNBC episodes.

>> No.50466367

>>50466324
>Jennifer Murphy was born on March 19, 1979, in Medford, Oregon (...) as the second oldest of 12 children (...) partially home schooled
now it all makes sense

>> No.50466368

imagine buying soxl at $10, id be rich right now.

>> No.50466369

>>50466317
I'll start soon though, name your price I haven't zoomed out nigger.

>> No.50466373
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50466373

how much longer are we going to rally? I want to sell some covered calls. not sure abou the timing

>> No.50466383

I was bullish but I still got heemed on IV crush. What did I do to deserve this

>> No.50466386

Fellow anons holding longs, take profits soon, I just got a very concerning call.

>> No.50466393

So I've gone from being -70% on my SOXL to -50%, average is 37. I'm guessing we're going to shit the bed at least one or two more times, yeah? Otherwise I might buy some more before semis moon

>> No.50466395
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50466395

I'm bullish suddenly. Inflation concerns have been priced in unironically now and after such high gas the worst thr cpi showed wad 9.1%. Housing demand is cooling off and valuations are more normal now. I'd buy here to be honest.

>> No.50466399

>>50466373
Sell now

>> No.50466403
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50466403

>>50466386
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50466405
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50466405

>>50466094
Cause those guys are fags!

>> No.50466406

>>50466386
>I just got a very concerning call.
But... they're dead?

>> No.50466407

>>50466324
no it's not dipshit

>> No.50466409

>>50466288
>investing
>$273.98
based

>> No.50466413
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50466413

>>50466386
zeyre long?

>> No.50466416

>>50466386
Don't worry. David Soxl gets like this when he's been day drinking.

Daisy takes after him, but she's more the "texting nudes" type.

>> No.50466418

>>50466333
you're right, I retract my previous statement. also checked

>> No.50466419
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50466419

its SOXSing time

>> No.50466431

>>50466393
rate hikes will probably keep it in a downward trend until the Fed pivots
the chips bill could help offset that but no guarantee

>> No.50466438
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50466438

>>50466406
Let's be honest. If anyone would fake their near-simultaneous deaths, it'd be the Bogs.

>> No.50466440

>>50466367
>>50466355
Do white people actually think this is funny? I will never understand why so many Asian girls go for white guys.

>> No.50466444
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50466444

cash gang ww@

>> No.50466451
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50466451

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.50466458

>>50466440
>we go a turd in the punchbowl

>> No.50466457

>>50465902
same here dude - is your body falling apart also?

>> No.50466459
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50466459

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

>> No.50466460
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50466460

Hey, does anyone want to buy a barrel of oil for under $100?

Too bad.

>> No.50466461

If this is the way things blow up to the upside, why were these levels below even visited in the first place?

>> No.50466464

>tenderizing the steak that early
nice

>> No.50466467
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50466467

>>50466438
>Fake your deaths
>Bog the everloving fuck out of everyone
I kneel.

>> No.50466480

chips bill is priced in, if it passes, it dumps. if it doesnt pass, it mega dumps.

>> No.50466486
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50466486

>>50466451

>> No.50466487

Should of bought more TMV on that pull back

>> No.50466490

>>50466324
Quit clutching your pearls, fag

>> No.50466493
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50466493

>>50466487
>should of

>> No.50466500
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50466500

I am once again shilling PGNY

>> No.50466499
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50466499

>>50466444
took profits today, closed out
rally may continue, and I'll buy back in for higher and ride the momentum
however doesn't feel like a good idea to have exposure here until more certainty, TSLA earnings will help give more certainty
just chilling, patiently waiting for next entry
don't feel confident enough to go further long here, don't feel confident enough to go short
if I buy in for more later, no big deal

>> No.50466502
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50466502

>>50466486
Finally finished that game. Good times.

>> No.50466507

>>50466486
>call before you short

>> No.50466514

>>50466502
I need to get back to it desu

>> No.50466524

Are we healing?

>> No.50466530

>>50466440
>will never understand why so many Asian girls go for white guys.
White men are bigger, taller and have fair hair colors. Every non white is brown/black eyes and dark skin. Not weird that people would be fascinated by people who can have fair hair and eyes.

>> No.50466538
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50466538

So is this going to be a real rally or just another exit pump 'n dump at retails expense?

>> No.50466543

>>50466524
hard to say for now until all the news and shit next week passes. we have gdp estimate, fed meeting, and a ton of tech earnings

>> No.50466545
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50466545

>>50465886
Nothing turned the market around. Every pump is fake and gay to induce fomo so that bags can be dumped.
If you're bullish right now, you're not wrong, you're just early.

>> No.50466551
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50466551

>>50466514
All I play now is MSFS.

>> No.50466557
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50466557

>>50466419
Reset seems like she's had a little theta overdose in your gif

>> No.50466564

>>50466538
Might be real imo. Demand is slowing and inflation could be coming down. Demand down could be bad for earnings but the market priced in worst expectations and are finding they over estimated the damage. Re: Netflix.

>> No.50466571

>>50466440
two biggest reasons I always get is tall (6'4") and blue eyes. especially poo chicks love the blue eyes.

>> No.50466573
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50466573

Bobo are you ok?

>> No.50466576

>>50466538
>buying into a yeild curve inversion, low unemployment, inflation, QT and rate hikes
I donno, guess we will see

>> No.50466583

>>50466551
you got the whole rig for it I know some people get super autistic into that game?

>> No.50466586

>>50466551
Just join the air force

>> No.50466591

>>50466530
If there us a God then he is cruel as fuck.

>> No.50466594
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50466594

>>50466538
you are the retail

>> No.50466599
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50466599

We just hit the bottom of the gap.

>> No.50466600

anime faggot is right, im buying soxs too.

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50466608

>>50466586
>Just join the air force
kek

>> No.50466609

>>50466583
Nah, I'm resisting doing that. Just a sexbox pad and M+K.

>>50466586
I wanted to go to the AFA as a kid, but 9/11 and the whole Iraq/Afghanistan thing ruined that for me.

>> No.50466613

>>50466576
it's almost time to buy imo tbqdesu

>> No.50466615
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50466615

Unitybros...
We're gonna make it...

>> No.50466619

will home prices go down again?

>> No.50466627

>>50466599
checked, theres still another gap to fill, we pumpan.

>> No.50466629

>>50465868
good idea, she's selling the rip

>> No.50466634

>>50466608
No one in air force is dying.
No american jet has been shot down in years. At best you airstrike some goatfucker. Even better, with UAVs, you dronestrike goatfuckers from across the atlantic.

>> No.50466635

I am now officially 100% positioned for deflation (long 10 year, short XLY, short semiconductors). Lets see if I got the top

>> No.50466639

>>50466619
only if you vandalize them

>> No.50466638

>>50466619
The median price will remain about 3,000 barrels of oil.

>> No.50466644

>>50466608
You know who gets to be deployed last right?
Also there are non combat roles

>> No.50466645
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50466645

>that anon who put 100k into SPXS last week

>> No.50466646

>>50466576
I don't know the bottom but yieldcurvefags are gonna bite it this time i think.

>> No.50466647

>>50466591
Or you go full schizo and whites are Aryan that are alien progenitors descendents and non whites are evolved apes. There is a lot of deep history that will never be known. Goths were blonde and fair eyes and came from some unknown location either in Scandinavia or Asia. No one knows. Where did whites come from? Not sure but gonna buy amzn here at this price.

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50466663

>>50466045
I used this little meme image and todays price action to snatch up some cheap UNH calls.

#BuyIntoWeakness #SectorRotation #WednesdayWinners

>> No.50466665

>>50466599
Are you implying that all this is just algos filling the gap?

>> No.50466673

>>50466645
It's you, isn't it? You're that anon.

>> No.50466677

WHERE ARE THE FAGGOTS SAYING WE WOULD DUMP TODAY? I told you and I will say it again
>We keep pumping until tuesday
>Market dumps bc numbers will be bad
>Wednesday morning we pump harder because number was not that bad after all lol
>End of week we dip little and the downward crabbing continues
In the meantime outsiders will get rekt

>> No.50466680
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50466680

Do you really believe this pump?

>> No.50466682

>>50466619
I hope so. I wanna lock in a good 12 month contract for a cheap pod rental close to my wage cage

>> No.50466685

>>50466609
>as kid
dude you could join now,unless you're over 39
Then cope with msfs

>> No.50466687

I WANT TO BE NEENJA

>> No.50466706

>>50466685
I'm still not joining now ya damn zogbot.

>> No.50466707
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50466707

>I AM THE MAHKET

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50466709

>>50466680

>> No.50466722

>>50466609
>but 9/11 and the whole Iraq/Afghanistan thing ruined that for me
kek are you me? i was all set to be third generation Air Force until Iraq happened

>> No.50466724
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50466724

>>50466687

>> No.50466743
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50466743

>Wtf decide to ask Google why so many Asian girls go for white guys and then of course there is this cuck
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f_p-I9fdyV4
Holy shit it's even more embarrassing that so many other Asian guys notice this...

>> No.50466745

>>50466706
i'm not a zogbot,you're a pussy tho

>> No.50466746
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50466746

>-20% sqqq

>> No.50466748
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50466748

my current positions are pretty kickass. lets go amerikkka

>> No.50466751
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50466751

>>50466680
Sometimes we go up. Sometimes we go down. Way she goes.

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50466752

>>50466645
were at the top of spy's channel, once we hit 400 its straight down to bear town

>> No.50466754
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50466754

>>50466707
BUY MOAR

>> No.50466758

>>50466645
im sure he exited already. rough though- i made 5% on that move.

>> No.50466760
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50466760

>>50466722
>Thus dude shows up at the UN Assembly
>Yeah, I think I'm gonna study science or something

>> No.50466771
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50466771

>>50466709
haven't seen this one posted in a while

>> No.50466773
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50466773

WHERE WILL MY OPTIONS ROLLERCOAST TAKE ME NEXT OH BOY

>> No.50466776
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50466776

>>50466707
Fuck I am a smarty pants

>> No.50466779

>>50466665
Gaps can act as resistance or support but once you decisively get into the gap it's likely to go to the other side of it. Right now it looks like resistance to me, but I'm not shorting it.

>> No.50466785
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50466785

>big ed
>guy in the chair
yeah i'm thinking this thread is based

>> No.50466797

>>50466745
Feels good, man.

>> No.50466805

>>50466773
You better cash out and save your money while you can.
>he thinks this is sustainable

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50466806

>>50466634
>>50466644
You glow niggers are really having trouble recruiting if you're looking for bodies on 4channel.

>> No.50466813

>buy long dated calls
>market tanks entire duration
>buy long dated puts
>market rises entire duration
Your welcome bulls

>> No.50466815
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50466815

>>50466619
Not a chance.

>> No.50466818

>>50466687
that shit is stuck in my head now too

>> No.50466826

>>50466634
>what are "training incidents"

>> No.50466831
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50466831

>>50466530
Jews have white skin

>> No.50466832

>>50466707
>5 shares
at least you wont lose that much money when soxl pumps due to the chips bill passing.

>> No.50466836

>>50466609
I want to join the space force, but I have no idea how to get involved in that shit.

>> No.50466837

>>50466815
soon

>> No.50466846

>>50466836
sorry baggie, space is for the white man

>> No.50466848
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50466848

TBLT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO

>> No.50466849

>>50466773
>$420
>-10%
you could probably sell EOD for the smallest loss.

>> No.50466855

>>50466832
It’s already passed. This is people selling the news. Today is the cash out day.

>> No.50466856

>>50466826
That is a skill issue.

>> No.50466867
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>> No.50466868

>>50466806
You should see the recruitment threads on /pol/.
>why aren't you serving you're country
>join the marines lol
>NATO wave

>> No.50466873
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50466873

pregnant male barbie

>> No.50466881

>>50466609
I wanted to joing the air force on the conditions that I'd be a fighter jet pilot but my country rejects people over 6'1 and less than 20/20 vision . and no laser surgery is allowed. If you can, go, but only if you are ok with what joining the military comes with

>> No.50466892

>>50466867
so wait. un-vaxxed sperm really was the next currency?

>> No.50466901

>>50466881
desu I never cared about being a fighter pilot; even things like fueling/transport/AWACS would be fine. I just hate the government is all.
>Tell em I said that

>> No.50466914

>>50466837
>any year now

>> No.50466932
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50466932

>>50466836
You just gotta identify as a bipoc tranny and perm your hair and you get hired on the spot. The more degenerate, the higher the position

>> No.50466941

>>50466836
>>50466846
wait nevermind, I just went on the spaceforce's website and found out they're woke as fuck and all about lgbtq+ and bipoc pandering. fuck faggots and niggers, and fuck the united states space force

>> No.50466952
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50466952

I feel depressed knowing that evolution pretty much encourages women to be whores and that they would prefer white men over their own race. Seriously existance is pain.

>> No.50466955
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50466955

gotta make white chicken chili now. i am confident in my decisions today.

>> No.50466960

Why the fuck is VIX dumping as SPY does as well????

>> No.50466961

>>50466932
w-w-what the fuck

>> No.50466974

>>50466932
Imagine having that thing as a boss

>> No.50466976

>>50466960
SPY Isn't dumping...

>> No.50466987
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50466987

>>50466960
return to normally scheduled program (bear market)

>> No.50466992

>>50466961
This is why UEC and UUUU are down

>> No.50466999
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50466999

>>50466932
>>50466961
This is why my nuclear power generators have flatlined.

>> No.50467001

>>50466867
>Errol and Heide had two biological children together, but he also helped raise Jana, who was just 4 years old when he became her stepfather. Errol and Heide eventually divorced after an 18-year marriage.
But the Musk family was subsequently stunned when Jana became pregnant with Errol’s baby back in 2017.
not sure if based or...

>> No.50467007
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50467007

Hey /smg/, I am foreseeing a recession in the future, like most of you. I am interested to know how I would invest in bankrupt companies, and make a quick buck off of them.

What are some good fundamental indicators that a company will rise out of bankruptcy?

pic unrelated

>> No.50467008
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50467008

When
The
Fuck
Is the WHO going to meet about MankeyPox?

The brown man said they were meeting this week. So, when is it?

>> No.50467013
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>>50466961

>> No.50467014

>50466901
>I just hate the government is all
So do I, and with a passion. But military is just a branch of the govrenment and when I did my service I met some pretty based people on both sides of the spectrum.
> even things like fueling/transport/AWACS would be fine
If your enjoyment of these wins over your hate of government, go for it, but don't do it before getting an informed opinion. Also, if you're an american, there are plenty of benefitsin terms of further education. I'm not saying you should go, just do a personal risk reward analysis before deciding

>> No.50467017
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50467017

SIGA what the FUCKk

>> No.50467024

>>50467007
>he is unaware

>> No.50467025

>>50466952
Women are retarded and were never meant to have agency. The moment men gave up their power and influence over women is the moment their "civilized society" was destroyed. Men are the creator, women use said creation to bear future generations more successfully.

>> No.50467029
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50467029

I actually sold the bottom

>> No.50467045

what if this is the bottom and the bull market is starting again?

>> No.50467046

>>50466848
Is that a company that fits into the utility sector?

>> No.50467050

>>50465868
She just proposed to me.

>> No.50467054

>>50467046
What? No they make bags

>> No.50467062

>>50467007
when a company files for bankruptcy their public equity is wiped out. there is no coming back via public markets.

>> No.50467075
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50467075

>>50466960
Now let's do a little exercise bobo. I've pulled up the S&P chart from the last 3 hours and I'd like you to point out where it is dumping for me. It doesn't have to be too specific, just the general area.

>> No.50467091

>>50466743
https://youtu.be/zWEN4ScdTCA

>> No.50467110
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50467110

>>50467075
A little over an hour from now

>> No.50467114

>>50467062
No, their stock is still listed OTC.

>> No.50467115

>>50467045
well then you better have some skin in the game before you get priced out and ruin your long term investment strategy. personally i think we're due for a nice 1-2 year crab but i'm long regardless

>> No.50467118

>>50467075
2 weeks

>> No.50467124
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>>50467075
lol we like to have fun here at the smg

>> No.50467127

>>50465868
Same bro. Even got a restraining order

>> No.50467128
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>>50467075
lel good one bro.

>> No.50467130
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>>50467054
>they make bags
So you would be a literal 'bag holder'?

>> No.50467134

>>50467129
>>50467129
>>50467129
new
>>50467129
>>50467129
>>50467129
new

>> No.50467143

>>50467029
I'd screw her while on the job if you know what I mean.

>> No.50467147

>>50467114
maybe for a chapter 11, not a chapter 7.

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>>50467130
Yes, quite literally

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>>50467075
Fuck you

>> No.50467181

>>50466932
>Walking on the American flag.

Heels are spot-on.

>> No.50467218

>>50465794
you just know

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>>50467175
Whoa buddy, I was just giving the golden bear a kickstart, check the chart.

>> No.50467409

>>50466386
did you get the jew call?
i have a jewish friend who gets those sometimes

>> No.50467476

>>50466932
Most space force jobs are for comp sci nerds who are most likely trannys to begin with

>> No.50468062

>>50465928
sell sell sell!

>> No.50468565

>>50467001
>just adopt a gf
lol wut

>> No.50468662

>>50466034
>go to china
>get aids
lol