/biz/ - Business & Finance

i have been buying the dip since june 22nd
i just went all in with my remaining capital
the road to 5000 starts HERE

>tfw took profit yesterday on my swing too early

>Open dump over

See you in a week,mumu.

I even loaded up to trade the range that was emerging and then it fucking retarded away even harder; what a cool day and market.

>LOAD THE GEOTHERMAL FUD

TESNIGGERS CHECKING IN

86 SQQQ at 52 here

Ouch!

The anon saying the big green candle at 10:10 on all blue chips was an indicator that the fed doesn't want this crash to continue anymore and that we are playing a rigged game. I mean we always have been but now it's double rigged.

Sold SOXL for cool $215, what to buy now? When will SPY break 400?

>>50464662
>86

>tfw got lucky for buying back the NFLX dip at 190
It keeps on giving after selling the initial 12% rally

/smg/ bros... it's actually happening... I'm making it.

I'M FOKIN' MAKING IT

LINE GO UP AYY EMM DEEEEEEEEEE SOCKS HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE

>>50464616
because institutions know this guy exists but it takes awhile to dump bags into his little wagecuck paycheck. however the first wave of pod dwellers are well on their way to owning nothing.
>>50464615

I will never forget, for the rest of my life, how fucking retarded everything became the moment Joe Biden took office. How it's just like night and day when we let these glowing commie fucks take over our government.

>>50464640
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>29.7% chance of 100bps
Amazing how we have the exact % of delusional bobos for this trade. Fascinating.

>>50464670
It’s actually 85, sorry anon

I should’ve fomo’d harder yesterday.

WHY YAHS I BUY SOXL FOR 10 DOLLARS, HOW DID YA KNA?

Here's the deal sissies
SQQQ will drop to around $42-$43 by Friday afternoon
SQQQ will be over $60 by Wednesday of next week
Do with this information what you will.

>>50464688
Those are some gorilla hands even with all the fat desu

siga homophobes

>>50464688

>>50464664
big green candle on what?

>Oil is recovering again
What is going on?!

>>50464693

WHOA you're only down 72% on weed memes? Show me your ways senpai.

>>50464703
capped for when you are wrong on both accounts

COIN please pump to $81 then I'm taking massive profit

>>50464693
To the fren who asked about cannabro’s business.
>>50464735
Everything

WTF HAPPENED

>>50464738
WTI contract specs are actually changing to Light Sweet Crab.

>>50464688

>>50464746
cathie....
that's never happening

Yeah, im thinking we are back

>>50464662
>he doesnt buy round even lots
shit nigga what are you even doing, cant do any CCs with 86 baka

>>50464744
Checked and true.
Bear market is over. Inflation may hit 20% by the end of July but we're not crashing this market.

The cat god of good fortune told you to buy LABU and X. Did you listen?

>>50464760
> he sold?

>>50464681
What exactly did Trump do? In 4 years all he managed to accomplish was losing the house and senate, and he passed corporate tax cuts (which with a republican house and senate is as easy as getting Hunter Biden to smoke a crack rock), and what? 11 miles of boarder fencing. He did nothing to address the rising costs of healthcare, we're still getting over run by illegals, drug overdoses are up, all the cities burned to the ground, and the national debt sored.

This message was paid for by readyforron.com.

Sent by my Samsung Galaxy s22 Ultra 5g ready smart phone.

>>50464742
>photo of thots labeled 420
Well it’s simple. You buy high and sell higher. You don’t actually expect me to sell at a 70% loss do you?

>>50464760
Euro not allowed to collapse

And now it’s seems I’ve shorted the bottom or the bottom of a bear rally

I’m not very good at this game

i told you i felt the shift last week
the economic crash was cancelled

>>50464783
Fuck no, cats are for fags lol

that cup on TSLA hahahahaahahah fuck tesla bears

>>50464596
SHORT DISNEY. Breaking Controversy

https://youtu.be/k9K0gmDTHVo

just all in'd into SQQQ ama

>>50464800
where did you feel it from?
what was the feel similar to?
it was a tingle in your balls wasn't it?

How much of a pump could SOXL have if the chip bill is passed? 5%? 10%? 20%?

>>50464788
Don't forget moving the embassy to Jerusalem, you anti-semite.

Im buying more SQQQ this pump is fake and also gay

>>50464818
6 gorillion chips will be fabbed, so we're probably talking +561237% at a minimum.

>>50464802
cats are great. people who think not are either niggers or turboniggers

>>50464809

just bought weekly SOXL calls at 18.05. am I done for?

>>50464770
if it doesn't happen today I'll take profit anyway, need the 8k I have in COIN to short the shit&piss before close. wanted to wait for 400 but not sure if we can hit it. might have a meltup after EU close like every day (I hope)

>>50464744
>>50464780
cope, seethe, dilate, etc.

>>50464818
Last 2 digits of my post is the return

>>50464814
I’ve been sqqq for the past threes days.

>>50464850
I'll take it.

MOAR TQQQ

>>50464855
And you will sell tomorrow and all gains will be wiped out Friday.
>a tale as old as /biz/

This is the top.

Hey Mortimer, we’re back!

>>50464850

>>50464849
Don't need to cope when all my calls are +50% or better. Lol sucks to suck bobo

bobosssss

Aaaaaaaand I'm officially priced out!

>>50464868
you buy when it's fear though that would mean it's not the top

>>50464855
You're doing it wrong, I've been scalping SQQQ for the past 3 months, accumulated ~30% gain

>>50464868
You're a top.

>>50464868
>ta meme indicator
this is just the beginning of the meltup you're still in time to buy everything you can and don't miss out

Let's all take a minute to reflect.
And laugh at Bobo.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>He thought inflation would kill everything
>He thought muh inflation wouldn't go into companies' pockets anyway
>He though muh inflation would trigger muh debt jubilee, when all it does is make actual States rate even more negative than they were before

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*Breathe*
Lol. Lmao, even.

>>50464522
>>50464625
What if I pick a stock that's under offer at a fixed price, like ZEN?

>>50464872

>>50464815
you know the feeling that you have when you wake up in the morning, when your feet touch the floor? or before that when you’re lying there thinking about your feet hitting the floor
it was that

Euphoric mumus and smug boomhodlers betting on the zog are going to be in for a rude awakening.

>>50464845
I'm a turbo gigga nigger because jannies can't ban me fast enough for posting as coomer Gwen. Fuck jannies and fuck faggots with cats lol

I lost 95% on my put options, fuck you mumu. I hope it keeps going up now that I cut my losses.

>>50464818
Try 2000%. Government subsidization is a paradigm shift.

We're officially inside the giant gap.

>>50464922
post your puts

>>50464909
Ok time to switch into shorts

>>50464909
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>everybody buys calls, shit goes up
>everybody logically buys puts but the market still goes up during the wrong fucking month
What the fuck, we definitely didn't reach the bottom because that's been said so many times the past 8 months, so there's no difference, BUT WHY THE FUCK IS THIS HAPPENING NOW?!

Seriously though WHAT is actually going on

>>50464937
i'm inside your mom's giant gap

>>50464937
C-can you post more pictures of giant gaps? For research purposes.

blowing up a month of gains in 1 hour feels bad man

>>50464909
>actually 9.1% inflation is good for the economy
Is this really where the market consensus is at right now

>>50464960
i got 2 words for you:
stinky
poopoo
market

>>50464960
panic buying

>HO LEE FUK

>>50464935
>Government subsidization
commie 'murica

>>50464956
It's the golden meltup anon. Spy to 10k EOY.

>i missed the soxl bottom
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

>>50464956
>>50464960
Cheer up lads, you were accumulating throughout the last 7 months of bear market, right? You didn't short at the very bottom, r-right? haha that would be really fucking stupid of you if you did.

>>50464994
has been since FDR

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!!

>>50464984
I did that this morning and held and it recovered. now im up 3x that loss. but damn does that psychological hit hurt

Mr. Goldman, how come line still go up

Slow your fucking roll OIL, jesus.

>>50465000
give it to the end of the week

>>50465000
Say hello to your new /biz/ banner

I'm fucking done with this faggot ponzi market

bears you're 6 months late, the time to sell was january.

its BULL season now till 2026

>>50465001
Answer the question mumu, WHAT is going on. Lots of mumus acting really smug right now and still nobody has any idea what's happening.

it's our time soon

SOXL to $50 by EOY

BOBOS CHECKING THEIR SHORTS

LETS GO

\O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/ \O/

>>50464986
this. even if inflation peaks, thats still bad. people are still spending, lets see if they still spend later this year and into next year with no significant deflation

IT'S THE MELTUP IT'S FINALLY HERE

was saving up for a down payment to a house..fuck the house. should i invest it now

>>50465001
It's not the bottom, hasn't been when everyone was saying it the past 8 months, it won't be until news outlets say we're fucked. I swear the second I get into a call this month, it's going to plummet down to an unrecoverable number before expiration.

>>50464986
You don’t see the forest for the trees if you don’t understand what’s happening. They can inflate and save the dollar all at the same time. Whaddaya gonna do, buy renminbi? There isn’t a more attractive currency. They’re gonna pick winners and losers and there isn’t anything any of us can do about it short of physical violence in Minecraft.

>>50464986
it's the old Jewish trick of relativism vs absolutism. you see we can get past ATH even if companies make less and the dollar is trash in absolute terms. as long as our local relative understanding is that 9.1 is better than 10% so line go up in the same relationship as 1% vs 1.1%

>>50465027
Thanks for playing!

>>50465041
Sounds like fomo,But eh go all in

>>50465030
Retail is anticipating the crash so I guess they need to pump it up to 6k before dumping their bags for a few years.

This is literally not fucking sustainable, what a fucking clown economy. There is not a single positive piece of news and we're literally pumping as if suddenly CPI went 2%.

>>50464986
sadly yes, that's the new normal, from now on it will be completely normal a 10% for decades to come
>'murica officially third world country
>biden-ididthat.jpg

>>50465041
no, never invest on green days anon

>>50465058
inflation is bullish for gdp

>>50465074
Not with that fucking PPI.

>>50464986
The consensus is that this is the peak, inflation is (and always was!) transitory, and the Fed will pivot in a few months. Every major company is crushing earnings and the DXY is going down. Oil is coming down. The recession is already ending. SPX 5000 EoY.

>>50465027
there's a difference between investing and gambling.

When you think about it, this could be the actual no shit "return to normal"n phase be for the big drop.

>>50465042
Lol get a load of this faggot bear in denial. What you going to poopoo peepee all over yourself now?

HAHAHHA GUESS OLL JUST SELL SQQQ AT A 40% LOSS
HAHA DOESN'T MATTER THAT THE ENTIRE WORLD IA GOING TO SHIT SUPPLY LINES ARE ATILL FUCKED THE WAR IS STILL GOING OIL SUPPLIES ARE DRYING UP CPI INCREASING YHE FASTEST IT HAS BEEN IN 80 YEARS INFLATION OUT OF CONTROL FOOD PRICES SKYROCKETING PRESIDENT IS LITERALLY A BUMBLING RETARDED
I GUESS IT JUST
DOESN'T
MATTER

FUCK ME FUCK KE FJCK ME FUCK ME

>>50465078
you think bulls can keep track of TWO numbers in their heads?

>>50465079
Inflation is trrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnssss!

>>50465014
yeah if there's a reversal soon it might turn out okay for this gambling account but right now i just wanna smash some plates with a hammer while calling myself a fucking moron
but people are sleeping so here we are

In hindsight, this was the bottom.

>>50465030
3 rules of investing:
>Nobody knows what the fuck will happen
>The market will crash
>The market will recover
We've been crashing for the last 7 months. It was bound to recover, because it always does.

We'll go a bit on the bullrun, and then eventually the market will crash again, because it always does.

Cycle repeats.

>>50465058
The positive news is the ECB and PBC are inflating. They’re all in on it together and the Fed was first out of the gate. The US will continue being #1 for 20 more years, dogs still hate cats, etc

SOXL should replace QQQ as the most important index

When to sell SOXL?

>>50465112
>The positive news is the ECB and PBC are inflating
So every single bank becoming BoJ is now bullish?

>>50465106
>thinking it's a bullrun. rate hikes next week better prepare the anus

close that gap jew boys!

why isn't Pepsi (PEP) mooning?

>>50465099
Cope. Inflation is transitory due to supply-chain constraints from COVID. The Fed doesn't print money, it merely creates bank reserves.

>>50465094
it's best to just ignore all the news and buy the dips tbqh. take a retard approach to investing, it's a lot easier.

>>50465063
objectively wrong

>>50465119
Depends on what your average is

EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN
This is a pump for the upcoming FOMC which is expected not to raise more than projected
That's it, after that we continue the recession regardless of what the actual hike is
BECAUSE WE ARE STILL HIKING

>>50465083
thats why I got my short positions today. S&P hits 4000 - 4100 and fucking craters

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50465079
SPX 3000 EOY

>>50465130
Fed doesn't create bank reserves, it simply gives banks free money.

>>50465119
when chairs have computers in them

>>50465141
*taps mic*

>>50465027
Oh no you lost 700$, the horror!
Poorfags not allowed here

>>50465104
This convinces me that what is going on is a short squeeze. The big boys are crushing bearish retail but will pivot back to being bears again once they convince enough retailers the v shaped recovery is on.

>>50465129
Such is the tradeoff of "safe" divvy Boomer stocks.

Don't worry, the 2.7% yield will make up for your missed gains and 9.1% inflation :)

>>50464937
I think tradingview is a little off here. I checked elsewhere and 3974.39 is the start of the gap. So we didn't quite make it there yet. So if you're a bobo, here's your hopium.

Been selling FB puts after the crash and I get four figures a piece. Unless Zuck announces liquidation I'm quite content, famalams

>>50465135
how is that wrong in a bear market

>>50465139
$27, but I bought at literally the highest point it was before the major dip. But I’m thinking to sell today and then buy back in during the dip that will probably happen tomorrow.

I made my bux you can dump now mr.schwab

>>50465149
Another coping bobo. You will be in disbelief when the market is limit-up on the Fed pivot.

>>50465106
Duh, but the market recovers after getting fucked, this is light foreplay before the lube comes out. Shame of all days, today had to be the pump in these bear market times.

We went above 400 not too long ago, guess what? That shit plummeted.

>>50465154
Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>>50465163
uh, this doesn't really sounds like a good trade off anon.

*honk*

USAC Chads....check out KNOP. Exdivie is 7/27 and it's had a nice run up. Start opening put positions between now and next Wed - I'm entering today and tomorrow with the expectations of a broader market dip for next week's FOMC meeting. check out the chart, this is one of the ones that tends to follow the divie swings.

>VIX finally responding
wtf finally I was starting to think 25 was its new norm.

>>50465191
But you got your dividend. That's money that can never be taken away from you :)

APOLOGIZE

>short squeeze

Wait, the guest on Fox Biz right now said the market is pricing in rate CUTS. Seriously? Is the market really pricing in the end of QT and the start of QE again already?

>>50465215
>fox biz

>>50465207
Well I only have 20 shares of Pepsi (PEP) so it's not like im retiring off that dividend.

>>50465215
Inflation is transitory moron.

>>50464832
MAKE ISREAL GREAT AGAIN

>>50465165
Based.

Ok, now do that thing again like on Monday where you spiked down almost 10 dollars SPY.

>>50465215
10yr is below 3%. When the fed rapehikes next week a minimum of 75bp if no 100bp, the spread on the fed rate vs 10yr will be <50bp. Which means that investors believe long term the fed is going to drop rates.

>>50465215
rate cuts and QE/QT are different things

>>50465175
Kek, my average is $31. I don't care how long I have to wait, I'm not selling for a loss.

>>50464738
USD wearing down a bit. Everything has been going up against USD since end of last week

Why are we pumping when a recession will be confirmed next week? -1.6% as of yesterday and that is the final estimate before next weeks finalization for Q2. Why are we pumping bros? On top of this, why is crypto pumping too? Is this a scam?
https://www.atlantafed.org/cqer/research/gdpnow

>>50465215
Yeah, check the Eurodollar futures curve.

That’s 395. Will they go for the 401 gap fill???? Should I dump by long hedges now?

>my only mistake is I didn’t have more capital

Everyone on the entire planet knows that this is the stupidest fucking shit, and it is therefore impossible for anything to be happening other than elite institutions are using public stock exchanges to move some wealth around and assfuck the public in the process.

>>50465260
Exit pump

>>50465215
There's no way they're doing rate cuts, that's asking for us to get fucked over even harder later when the market absolutely dies right at the end of abnormally high inflation.

>>50465260
its a fuck the bears short term trend

>>50465260
Recession is a prelude to rate cuts and QE.

>>50465175
>>50465245
hello brothers
>>50465243
Ok but you know what I'm trying to imply. They're actually pricing in the cutting of rates ALREADY? To this point it doesn't seem like their hikes have even done anything except heem stocks.

>>50465027
You got off lite. So what did we learn?

>>50465245
How many shares you have? I’m holding 160, but I don’t fuck with options because I don’t understand them. First DWAC and now SOXL has been fucking me over. 2022 has been awful for my stock finances.

>>50465260
If inflation is 9%, earnings go up 8%, and stocks have been marked down 20%, should stocks increase or decrease in price?

>>50465260
everyone is reporting their earnings... drawing the bulls in.

>>50465212
Fuck you. I thought that pic was of nick avocados ass hole because I'm a giga faggot nigger. Enjoy Natalie Biden's herpes courtesy of Hunter Biden.

>>50465286
> They're actually pricing in the cutting of rates ALREADY?
yes this is widely known. hike rates aggressively to tame inflation then they can ease back a bit. see pic

>>50464760
FED made a huge purchase

>>50465269
Get a load how mad this faggot is.

So it was all a fake and gay dump?

I can smell blood. I think I’m having a stroke.

>>50465041
if you put all of that in high growth high div stocks in 10 years it will be 5-15x

>>50465195
man, i have never bought something with such little liquidity - you've never had problems getting rid of your options in these situations? or you simply are getting in early and more buyers are about to swarm in?

>>50465316
You can't deny it.

>>50465269
>t. shorted the bottom

Western NWO is in a precarious position, they can't really QT because then the EU and Japan would collapse in a period of time where that cannot be allowed to happen.

Fin.

>>50465195
>tankers
fucking
NOPE

c'mon guys, you don't really think that Cramer of all people called the bottom do you? I mean, you saw what he did for oil right?

>>50465195
When are you dumping your USAC puts?

>>50465320
I wouldn't say it was entirely gay. That 2020-2021 covid pump felt like it was jumping the gun too much and needed correction. There is still room for dumping after

>>50465321
bobo are you okay?

>>50465289
Only 65 shares. I had good success swing trading SOXL until the market shit the bed, so now I'm just holding and waiting.

Oh look, it's the "how dare anyone state the obvious" brigade, here to make sure nobody says that SPOOKS ARE A FUCKING CANCER AND YOU SHOULD ALL GO DO SOMETHING WHERE YOU COULD ACTUALLY DIE IRL, SO THEN MAYBE YOU'LL DO SOMETHING POSITIVE FOR THOSE AROUND YOU FOR ONCE AND JUST FUCKING DIE IRL

See, *now* I'm mad.

>>50465320
Lol none of it was real you retard. You fell for the biggest gayest fake dump because you are a faggot.

>>50465333
>the eu and japan would collapse
>would
They already did collapse

Good morning camp /smg/!
Today’s activities include fomoing into LETFs and sucking deez nuts

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/chips-act-vote-senate-advances-semiconductor-bill.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/chips-act-vote-senate-advances-semiconductor-bill.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/chips-act-vote-senate-advances-semiconductor-bill.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/07/20/chips-act-vote-senate-advances-semiconductor-bill.html

>mfw I just buy an S&P 500 fund every month and outperform most of you faggots without thinking at all

Time for SOXS pump?

>>50465353
No. I have lost nearly 40% of my account in the past 3 days.

>i missed the soxl blow off
Thank god

>>50465372
its time

>>50465372
Basically:
>senate advanced past filibuster today
>senate to vote on bill this week or next week
>goes to the house that day
>biden signs it

>>50464596
PLTR bros we bussin
9->10 in days

>>50465290
up :)

You fucks. They just passed the chips act.
>turtle man rug pulled bobo again
>never trust a man married to a bug person

>>50465386
i feel dead inside also

>>50465393
>Lum
Bail!!!

>>50465372
Yep. That's it. I'm officially making it.

>>50465396
When is Trump going to jail???

Gave away all my gains since the beginning of the month. I don't feel so good bros.

>>50465094
The thing is, the world is fine. Turn off CNN for a second and the worst thing you'll see is that you pay a little more for gas. Buy a bike or something.

>>50465431
just two more January 6th Insurrection Committee (tm) hearings!

>>50465431
Jail? He never left the White House. Biden is a deepfake.

>>50465350
At this point he knows that everyone knows he always says the opposite so now he's actually telling the truth to fuck everyone who thinks they can see through his tricks

Uhm... Bobo? You alright bro?

>>50465435

>>50465369
Cool. When do we go kayaking so I can drown myself in the lake?

>>50465406
Yeah, exactly. Maybe. But that's what "oversold" implies.

>>50465411
Check your T levels

>>50465435
im down 67% today

it feel surreal seeing gas at my local station finally get back down to $4.55 the other day

>>50465260
because at the end of the day recession is just a word and better days are ahead

>>50465459
how do i get a cute camp gf bros? :(

USAC bros making bank without having to blindly guess what the entire market is going to do
what's it like to be uncertain, permabull/beartards?

>>50465459
qt in the back can get it

>>50465472
Don't worry. That can easily be fixed.

>>50465481
First, weigh less than 400 pounds.

>>50465431
2 more weeks trust the process

>>50465481
>cute
I hope you're referring to the girl on the left

>>50465481
too late

>>50465463
its all part of the plan though. my weekly soxl calls will surely turn things around!

>>50465473
Yeah, but that's after recession. The times during recession SUCK. It's not like it's never going to happen again just because we exist and will get lucky. Same thing happened to the generations before us, same thing will happen to the market now when the recession hits.

UVXY sussin

>$12 CHPT short is now up to $13.50
I cant believe that it was primed for continuation and then reversed

AMD stopped moving upwards since i bought it 20 mins ago, les kek

>>50465481
buy deckers outdoor co. $DECK

DXY bottoming out here?

>>50465519
>buying the top

>>50465372
>about to be outperformed by SOXL sissies

It's over for me

>>50465001
Laverne approves

>>50465481
I remember at camp a girl who sprouted early was going around giving all the guys hugs to make them horny. I was scared so I fell backwards off the fence I was sitting on when she came to me. Then my nickname was ‘frigid’ for the rest of camp.

>>50465488
nice enjoy the $17

>>50465532
if i didn't buy it would've kept going, i promise u

>>50465538
Lol she is eating a box of poopoo

>>50465326
that's the charm. low volume means no premiums. I have not had problems closing positions, but I also don't hold to expiration or wait to long to unload. I set my closing ticker price by certain dates and bail in chunks when I hit
>>50465338
do you not know what puts are?
>>50465351
really depends how fast it drops. exdivie is this Friday so I doubt we will see any more gains. I'll begin dumping when ticker hits $16.5 but think we will see 15.5

Bobo? Where's the crash??? You said we'd be red????? Bobo????

>>50465459
How do I rape this chick?

>>50465561
playing ANYTHING on tankers is risky as fuck

Pls I beg you guys to just sell. I have a baby on the way and my wife doesn’t work. I need this money guys. Please sell for the love of God or I’ll have to beat my wife. I don’t want to do that so please sell for all that is holy. Think about the harm you are going to inflict on another person if you don’t sell. Please just sell. Please. Think of my wife.

Ah, another great day for SIGA to fucking crab and bleed slightly.

>>50465574
Be a Netflix exec?

>>50465372
>comes more than one year after the Senate in a bipartisan vote first approved a $250 billion bill
>But the House never considered that legislation after the Senate cleared it in June 2021
>>50465396
>senate to vote on bill this week or next week
Wake me when we're closer.

So it seems that FaZe one on the most expensive eSports teams (ticker: FAZE) has gone public

>>50465572
Mumu doop da deep doo poopoo peepee

Sold my puts at the absolute fucking top.

>>50465543
ouch, unlucky anon :( i hope you recovered later

>>50465584
>up massively the past few days
>crab and bleed
nigger what, you just bought at a bad price point.

>>50465350
Gas prices are going down. This could be the bottom.

So this is just a meme pump right? Just useless exuberance that is going to fade?

>>50465599
This Faze? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F_RKFQl3pg&t=291s

>>50465555
It's a dark day for 4channel when nopony is out here checking these quads. Let me help you out fren <3

>>50465635
No, the central bank of Europe and central bank of China are printing to save their economies. Even if the Fed QTs the other central banks are making more liquidity. We pump until everyone decides to stop.

>>50465640
This is a low quality post

Oh Boy What a ride.

Me, I just want to see SOXL and TQQQ single digits

>>50465640
did you just fucking autocorrect and reveal your true nature?

>>50465639
Idk how anyone can trust anything people with those kind of haircuts ever say. Their hair emits an aura of treachery.

>>50465640
>nopony

>>50465635
They are all meme pumps.

Any of you guys making bets?

>>50465640
>nopony

The macros are shit and the micros are shit yet the market is pumping. Unbelievable.

might be anyone's game right now.

>>50465621
We've been trading between 13.50 and 14.50 for weeks. pre-market blips don't count.

>>50465640

>>50465620
not really. Anytime a girl showed interest in me all through school I was too shy/autistic to reciprocate so they would end up getting mad and calling me gay

Go for breakfast at +50, come back to -50. Time to kms

>>50465695
just sold some 7/25 404 spy calls

>>50465640

>>50465724
yeah if you bought in the 13-14s, its been shilled here for 2 months and up 50%

>>50465714
Fuck your macros
Fuck your micros
MAKIN MONEY BABY

Bears are literally in disbelief and seething right now kek. INFLATION IS TRANSITORY get it through your thick skulls. The Fed just has to posture towards tightening for a bit until inflation cools off then they can cut back to zero and we moon again, this is what the market is pricing in.

Remember 2 years ago when "inflation is 3% a day" was just a meme?

>>50465728
Well maybe you are gay.

>>50465728
Sounds like you are a gay sissy boy. I bet you wear programmer socks.

>>50465749
That’s literally the opposite of how inflation works lmao. Why the fuck would they LOWER rates and cut the printer back on if things were headed up? That’s how you contribute to even more inflation. Bulltards are beyond retarded and don’t even deserve this fake ass pump the market has given them.

>>50465714
Markets can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. You knew that though

>I hate cats
>I am also a closeted homosexual
where is that cat hating faggot

>>50465488
i only wish i had bought more puts yesterday. I was hoping we would have another couple days of float before it dumped

>>50465749
The bears are always retards for betting against the fed. Fuck'em

>>50465749
the market pumping like this is going to lead to more inflation

how the fuck do i see volume in this shit?

>>50465640
>nopony

i baked...
>>50465794
>>50465794
>>50465794

>DXY up
>VIX up
>markets tapering off

I think this was the blow-off top

>>50465755
We are witnessing deflation RIGHT NOW. Inflation has already peaked and was ALWAYS transitory.

>>50465780
Because "inflation" is due to supply constraints from COVID lockdowns. It's not real inflation. The Fed does not print money, it creates bank reserves.

>Bulltards are beyond retarded and don’t even deserve this fake ass pump the market has given them.
You're just seething that you missed the bottom and are still short into a strong US economy where every company is CRUSHING earnings. 5000 SPX EoY.

GAY SEX $20 by the end of August sorce: My ass

>>50465788
Bro cats are gay lol

>>50465576
k. i'll post my gains in a couple weeks when I close. looking for a 3x

>>50465777
>nopony is going to check my digits
Wow. 4chan really is dead.

>>50465796
See
>>50465811

Inflation is transitory

>>50465800
Why?

>>50465798
use tradingview. btw volume retards dont make money

>>50465083
Wrong. "Return to normal" was back when mannarino was still bullish, and we got that 1st pitiful rate hike of like 20bps. The market was ecstatic. Then Brainerd knocked us down to where we are now. This is "return to normal" part 2. The rug will be just as hard on this one.

>>50465798
volume is a meme - doesnt mean shit

>>50465362
Why are you here raging like a faggot when your account is barely 3 figures? Oh I guess I answered my own question.

>>50465749
WHY CANT YOU IDOTS FIGURE THIS OUT

>Market is set to pump until 4000-4200. At about this time mid terms will be over.
>The harder they pump this fake and gay bounce, they harder my shorts will hit

They are playing hot potato with this economy to hand to the next prez and FED chair. We will not see the crash until then.

Also- where is this loser at from this morning?

>>50465914
>>50465871

>Explain

I have 187 SOXL at 32 avg.
So there's hope for me after all? I should have slurped I know.

>>50465981
price itself tells u all u need to know - i've been fooled by high volume spikes leading to rug pulls more than anything

>>50466026
its SOXSing time

>>50466037
so you read it wrong...

>>50466258
high volume buys, buy in, rug pull - nothing about reading wrong