/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50460809
Btw "Is take me one eye" correct? EN is not my native language

>>50460823
it could just be "take an eye", the reader would understand.
"take one of my eyes" if you want to be specific

>>50460809
What a garbage thread you retarded street shitter. fuck off and kill yourself.

>>50460809
>the epidome of jellyness
You should ask a genie for some creative writing skill

>>50460809
>A genie appears. He says you can have whatever you like but your neighbour will get double of that. You say:

“give me $100m, and $100m of debt to my neighbor”

>>50460823
It is if you be a pirate

Enlightenment, I am fine with my neighbour having double enlightenment, in fact I wish him all the best

>>50461108
kek

>>50461095
you get 100 million and 200 million debt from your neighbor dumbass

>>50461157
no, I get $100m and owe it to my neighbor. he gets $200m and owes it to me

>>50460809
>A genie appears. He says you can have whatever you like but your neighbour will get double of that.
Give me my neighbors daughter so i can pimp her out.

>>50461095
The Genie puts you in retard jail for trying to dictate terms to him.

>>50460809

>r/ProgrammerHumor
i don't get it

>>50461095
Based Retard

>>50460809
nothing they can do except seethe at my gains

>>50460823
Don't worry, we can tell.

At this point, I'm 100% sure that
>Dan Olson
has a marketing team shilling his video in every mention of crypto-related stuff. All these posts start the same "Line Goes Up is a fantastic summary..."

>>50461322
>Americans literally lack the emotional connections necessary to make envy violent
>Somehow, this makes America a powderkeg

kek eurofaggies

>>50462155
It's not violent but passive aggressive instead and most usually it's outlet is between "friend groups",so fucking toxic

>>50462182
passive aggression is too much of a pussy to do anything, so america's not a powderkeg on that basis either

>>50460823
No, but it works in the context. Makes you sound like a sailor or something.

>>50462199
Wait until the toxicity reaches the threshold where it starts getting violet

this ones easy
ask for a 10 inch dick
>now you got a huge cock
>your neighbour has a 20 inch atrocity that cant even get hard without passing out
you win he loses

>>50462230
>200 years and counting
two more weeks anon

>>50460809

>>50462239
Start counting from the time social media started to take off instead

>i want 100 million in cash
>neighbour gets 200 million in cash
>kill neighbour

>>50462259
this is so fucking stupid, it's lowest common denominator retarded.

>>50462271
the entire world is moving in the opposite direction than you think it is.

>>50461108
hehe

>>50462305
wdym?

>>50461095
>not only did anon make both himself, and his neighbor richer, he also created an outcome in which the positive outcome he recieves is greater than the neighbour
i kneel anon.

>>50462296
the term youre looking for is: humerous

>$1B dollars
>neighbour gets $2B
I don't give a fuck because I'm too busy banging sluts and doing cocaine. Seems fair.

>>50460809
I wish for a sandwich and an anthro gf

Just give me a trillion dollars and I'll move to another country

>>50460809
I like my neighbours. I’d wish for 2 billion dollars and happiness. If you don’t like your neighbours move or stfu.

>>50462155
america does not spread democracy by non-violent means

>>50466886
which has what to do with internal american politics (the subject of that screencap)

>>50461322
>american's aren't envious
>and why that's a bad thing

>>50460809
turbo cope

>>50461322
Theres plenty of eastern euros that are lavish with whatever money they can get. My friend from Ukraine told me about some high up in the church with a toilet made of gold. Envy depends far more on the individual than the culture in my experience.

>>50467273
they are programmed to do that by any means necessary. it can be weaponized by adversaries as well. in fact it's happening right now. hence the powder keg.

>>50461108
Initially how i read it

>>50460823
It's correct if you're Irish or retarded. No difference between the two, really.

>>50460823
No but it makes sense to say it this way, since the wish proves that the wisher is extremely peasant minded and would therefore talk like an uneducated fool.

>>50460809
The only people who think BTC won't go to zero are tech-illiterate scammers.

>>50461095
Your neighbor's debt towards you is actually an asset from your perspective, therefore the genie neds to give twice the asset to your neighbor, creating an infinite loop of debt.

>>50461095
>>50461173
Truly big brained