/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50450898
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,190.375B, 98P = 22.351B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,211.821B, 98P = 22.569602B per
GERN + CHHE: >>50316716

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
https://investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: July 18, 2022; Dist. after closing on 21st)
nft.gamestop.com beta marketplace is now open to the public.

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil
>>50450898
thanks for baking

ook ook eek ah ah

Kek bakies

>only $30 away from my cost basis

Oh yeah, I'm feeling comfy

>>50450898
Something really big will happen really soon

>>50450962
>he didn’t average down

>>50450998
>I went all in at 200 because I fell for the unbreakable floor & 2 more weeks meme. 40k.

I have averaged down. To a solid $182. Also, I'm not sending a single share to DRS :P

>>50450998
I couldn't average down either. I'm not currently employed, and my parents wouldn't give me anymore money to invest into GME.

COMFY

WE ARE GONNA SHIT OURSELVES

SHORTS ARE FUKT

NO MORE RED DAYS

IF THERE'S EVEN A SINGLE RED DAY I WILL SUCK ALL THE DICK OF YOU..... TWICE

What's goying on in here?

I'm going to do so much inseminating you wouldn't believe it
>big booty latinas
>asian waifus
>etheopian queens
>trannys
>femboys
I'll have a thousand little mutt seedlings on this planet by the time I kick the bucket.

Genetically engineered catgirls will be distributed as a 1:1 dividend to every shareholder on Friday. This is the main reason why it took Ryan Cohen so long to issue, he needed more time to develop the technology and also had to convince CERN to send him back in time so he could raise millions of these catgirls in secret. Hedgies have no way out of this, they naked shorted too many times and have no way to deliver so many catgirls. Even if they raided all of the super elite's sex-bunkers in New Zealand they wouldn't come anywhere close to the numbers they need for this dividend.

>>50451103
Based hedonist.

So is picrel the general consensus or two more weeks?

>>50451138
No precise target, no precise timeline.

Show me your biggest pump tank

>>50451138
>What's the consensus?
We don't have one. Too easy to crack.

>>50451034
Understandable I guess. It surprises me how many people bought in that high. I went all in as soon as I saw this image

>>50451138
Ken is seriously fucked unless somehow he has a deus ex machina anime asspull final form left to keep kicking the can. RC has launched the spirit bomb. By all accounts this should be the deathblow.

>>50451176

>>50451179
Mfw I can't shill easily on the 4chan because they keep commenting shit like
>they always do the one thing
>glow
>Xpbtid, try next bread

>>50451138
Everyone will get the shares Friday AM after the split (except certain foreign brokers that have alerted their customers, but this is just due to the exchange). Then anyone short eill be on the clock to deliver the dividend shares.

>>50451184
Are we seriously going to make it in the next few days? After endless crabbing for months I can't even comprehend an end to this

>>50451184
>>50451219

Eventually yes. But nobody has a gun to their heads to make them deliver Friday.

Yeah im aborting, Cohen is supposed to run a tight and coherant ship and this is what we are rewarded with. Fuck Cohen. Im tired of his antics

>>50451219
If Cramer's meltdown was any indication this morning, the opposition is desperate. Something has to give. I'm going to be optimistic. I feel that WAGMI is imminent.

Which one of you pajeets was this?
https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2022-125
Thank you for doing the needful

>>50451204
Did you know that Peterffy is Ken Griffin's nextdoor neighbor? Wonder if there's anything going on there or if that's total coincidence.

>>50451219
>Are we seriously going to make it
As long as Israel exists no

>>50451219
Yes. There is zero doubt that we will all be billionaires next week.

>>50451268
>they probably participated in orgies together

>>50451255
>Cramer's meltdown
He does that every 14 days

>>50451268
He probably hates him

>>50451283
>it's not gay unless the shorts touch

>>50451268
Source?
I do know both RC and Ken Griffin have a house in Florida.

kek hedgies

>>50451138
No, I don't think it'sthe end. But midwits scream at you if you suggest it, so everyone's sick of spoonfeeding them. It's the same posters who have meltdowns trying to understand record dates, it is not worth disscussing anything that requires more knowledge of market mechanics than skimming a reddit post here anymore.

>>50451441
It's the beginning of the end.
They will struggle, fight, delay and suppress, but the stock dividend is what kills the short. More measures will be made to kill it further, but the beginning is the stock dividend.

>>50451316
And gabe, two actually.

>>50450898
Trading closed at 4:11, why did the after-hours trading close early?
>trading at $400 tomorrow?

How Fucking lucky are you MotherFuckers? Fucking enjoy it! Dead GME holders walking!

You better Fucking sell and close out your positions MotherFuckers! You may not get an opportunity next week! Get your Fucking Shit out of DRS, take the Fucking penalty if you have to!

>>50451441
The comparison I like to use is TSLA. I get that the amount of shorts are wildly different, but they really started shooting up about a month after the split dividend was issued. GME should do something similar, and moon just in time for the end-of-Shemita market crash that wipes out Kennoid collateral

kek baggies. trust the plan. 2 more weeks

Today's chart looks so normal and natural

>>50451316
This is them in Palm Beach, closest of neighbors. The addresses are public data, but honestly not sure if it's wise to post that here. You can verify the addresses from top results in google.

Uhh bros...AM is stuck at 4:11pm...wut mean?

kek hedgies. trust kens plan. 2 more weeks

>>50451525
Or what, dunkie?

>>50451532
Post portfolio

certain posters better become acquainted with the bridges and tunnels they favor so much, since that is where they are going to be living very soon

>>50451566
What's that shooting range/dump looking place in the bottom right?

>>50451566
What's the point of making it if you still have neighbors that close? I'm going full innawoods after MOASS and will never see another human bean as long as I live

>>50451588
The obligation warehouse.

>>50451588
New construction probably, I don't think it's anything yet other than a construction site.

Henlo Kenny cordelle, 15 vx gas rockets into the heart of citadel securities you have 40 hours to deliever the money or I release my frens,

>>50451588
based digits found the child smuggling tunnel network

>>50451585
75% USD and 25% CAD

I'm convinced Dunkie is an A.I. that was taught by being fed Trump's tweets.

>>50451566
checked.

how do they not eat fat shit every time a hurricane strikes? That looks like the worst place in the world to build

>>50451571
It’s AH. PM and AH. Get it right

>>50451613
This post violates United States law.

>>50451588
100% it's new residential construction in progress

Dear Jesus Christ,

I swear I'll never ask for anything again if you deliver to me now 2001 E110 3-door Toyota Corolla with 000,000 miles.Thank you.

Kind Regards,
[redacted]

>>50451643
uggo alloys (sorry everyone), right amount of spokes though

>>50451641
100% looks nothing like one

>>50451181
no one will ever trust Gabe with their money ever again

>>50451469
How many times have you made this exact post?

>>50451687

Hey guys, I'm just spitballing here, but I have a sneaking suspicion that MSM isn't being completely honest and that the short sellers haven't closed their positions yet.

I'm going to create wolfgirls and make my own pack of them post MOASS.

am i ngmi with no DRS'd shares? it's not streamlined here like in the US

>>50451707
>Could there be Gamestop shortsellers that can't close out their positions? Yes, yes there could be.
Someone post that text from volkswagen cause I can't find it again for the life of me.

>>50451630
Answer the fucking question or the cat gets it...

>>50451716
Start with one then do it the old fashioned way.

>>50451753
Wolves are polygynous. I need at least two.

>>50444215
>crab and slow decline to ~+4% eod like every day before?
Called it, kinda uncanny if hedgies are so predictable.

Please god let it be next week I've been waiting to quit my job for over a year and a half now I can't fucking take another day of wage slaving I can't do it I'm gonna break

After moass I'm buying all the silver.

>>50451752

Is it true that naked shorts sold this week need to be settled 4 times due to the divy? Because it was fairly obvious when they created 250k shorts today to instantly dump. And we still closed above 150 kek, WAGMI frens.

>>50451680
It's a new condo tower. You can see the foundation.

>>50451616
>Source: dude trust me

>>50451620
But how do Hepcats fit into this?

>>50451707
That has been debunked.

>>50451787
Not when I'm buying all the silver mines. Checkmate.

kek baggies

>>50451787
How can you do that if I'M buying all the silver?

>>50451787
NGMI

>>50451620
No, Dunkie is a pajeet trying to be a Manhattan trader from the 80s. Trump would never use "bridge and tunnel" as an insult when those guys are significantly more likely to vote for him.

It's literally tomorrow

>>50451804
What we close at doesn’t matter dumbass they completely destroyed the options chain with those big drops. Options effect price more than the 20 shares retail bought today. Point is they achieved exactly what they were trying to. They have more money than god himself.

>>50451904
wat dis mean?

>>50451915
that is true, god doesn't need money....Why are you such a pajeet?

>>50451917
It means kennilingus is outta yils

>>50451917
Somebody’s reading of the dorito flakes says moon tomorrow because
>using any kind of traditional analysis
>on this stock
has worked so well before

>>50451915
>Deploy ze invincible hedgie fud

https://youtu.be/KOhaOeHCIv4

>>50451792
H-HOW THE...OHH SHID OHH FUGG...F-FINE YOU WIN THIS TIME...J-JUST PUT THE GUN DOWN...PLS

>>50451138
The response to this, quite simply, is swaps.
Other SHF swap their GME shorts to citadel in exchange for TSLA longs etc.
For a fee obviously but this way they don’t have to pay the dividend with genuine shares

Shills went to sleep. GameStop share split as dividend on July 22nd. WAGMI.

https://youtu.be/eklBbhCnwtw

>>50451733

>>50451904

I'm repping 6 Kiss cause I'm smooth like silk / Fuck your ho in the ass and her pussy squirted milk

>>50451934
They can Jewish magic their way out of anything splivvy included. Wish they couldn’t but it’s the truth. Call me Indian and cope all you want, doesn’t make me wrong.

>>50451915
>They have more money than god himself.
Good. They will need it - to pay me.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>50451595
This benefits society

>>50451884
Best shill, hands down. Dude is hilarious and consistent with OC which is nice over bots repetitive posts.

>>50451983
Assuming what you’re saying is true, how did 2008 happen? Why didn’t they “Jewish magic” their way out of it?

>>50451787
Based JPM employee

>>50451983
>>50451966
>Deploy ze invincible hedgie fud
>Repeat it!
>AGAIN!
Not sending their best, eh?

> 50451983
>You admit you're a pajeet
> Then why is it still ongoing?

>>50451595
Why do they even keep working?
Take a few hundred million and just enjoy living, maybe help those around you.. and they would call me crazy.. thats crazy.

Do fractionals get the divvy too so my .30 turns into a whole share ?
Yes I have some in CS, fud and van and lol hood and 47$ in cash app

>>50452013
uh oh stinky
Let me guess
>tHeY aLLoWeD iT tO hApPeN so tHeiR eNeMies gEt rEkt

>>50452013
They got bailed out and nobody went to prison. They literally did not face any consequences for crashing and profiting from the collapse of the global economy.

You don’t think there was Jewish magic at play? How naïve…

>>50452013
Not trying to shill but what exactly do you think happened to the jews responsible for it? None of them got hanged or ended up broke, much to my disappointment

>>50451184
The Spirit Bomb didn't kill Vegeta or Frieza. In the show its 1 for 3. However, there's a chance we go Super Saiyan after Krillin gets killed.

Jim Cramer rang the opening bell, for whom does the bell toll?

is investing in GME the equivalent of occupy wall street but with results?

>>50452070
>>50452073
>w-well none of them ended up in the poorhouse!
So you admit there was still a massive, economy-destroying transfer of wealth they couldn't wriggle out of? That's what I'm here for, "no cell no sell" is for the cringemines.

>>50452070
After all, many lawyers are Jewish too.

>>50452057
>5G
>0.3 of a share
Anon I’m sorry but you are too retarded to wagmi

>>50451972
good stuff.

>>50452101
Hopefully yes.

Finally drs'd, all shares cleared a few days ago and my accounts all good to go. It says it takes 10 days to update your address and you can't sell during this? I mean what the fuck, anyone know about this?
Unfortunately my address wasn't updated with vanguard and I tried to update it but it didn't go through, have to call, so computershare has an old address.

>>50452106
They did wriggle their way out of it
Just a reminder you have to be 18+ to post on 4chan!

>>50452070
>>50452073
They got bailed out, but they didn't Talmud their way out of the mess. The mess was never fixed. The bailout was what this "one more day" is all about. Kennoid is waiting for that bailout that will never arrive.

>>50451966
So they'll never have to cover and close?

>>50452001
>OC

>>50452106
I was arguing about actual criminal charges. Losing money was just a plumbing issue back then and fully within the realm of possibility.

>>50452145
Oh, there was no market crash in 2008? Fascinating assertion, prepare to sneed.

>>50452145
They were insulated from the consequences of 2008, but 2008 is still ongoing.
>doing that one (1) thing
Every. Time.

>>50452101
2010: Occupy Wall Street
2022: Margin Call Wall Street

>>50451884
Who you talking to MotherFucker? You didn't even introduce yourself to me? Forgive me MotherFucker, but normal etiquette would be to announce yourself and introduce yourself and I'll take down your details. I'm gonna fucking confirm your booking with me for an Asswhopping but you appear to have skipped all those things.

Why are you actually here? You don't even know what any of this is all about MotherFucker!

The shills are twisting themselves into pretzels.

kek dunkies

>>50452167
>I was arguing about actual criminal charges
I am not familiar with SOLs pertaining to securities violations, and when it begins to run (discovery of wrongdoing versus commission of act), but it doesn't matter to me whether they are charged or not, as long as I get paid kek.

>>50452215
It's incredible how simple this whole affair really is.

Anons…

What is “being RICH” to you? Im genuinely curious.

>>50452215
True, can't say I ever expected the SEC to do its job anyway. If Im rich enough I can probably take care of those people myself in ctf_2fort

(((something))) will happen this week and MSM will give some spotlight to hedgies to discuss the (((something)))

pay close attention to body language and tone

>>50452256
somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

>>50452167
That's fair but I too do not give a singular shit as to whether these rat fucks hang or not. This isn't a moral play, it's a financial one.

>>50452256
$3M after taxes is "rich" to me. Realistically that's enough to retire tomorrow, never work a day in my life, and die a happy man having left even more money to my children. As such it constitutes a pretty good per-share floor (post split).

>>50452262
The end of wall street is going to happen between Thursday and Friday.

>>50452256
However much it takes for me to buy a house and quit my job so I can live the rest of my life in peace and quiet.

>>50452158
Not via a dividend, no

>>50451701
>My grandfather, Melvin, after whom our firm is named, lived by the highest ethical standards, and he imparted those values to me.
Yes, I'm quite sure of that.
Take from the goi everything that's not nailed down and get him to pay for the luxury.

>>50452287
$500,000,000,000 so you only need 10 shares

Hey Frens, had a bad day at work.
Please tell me about the MOASS

>>50452101
>is investing in GME the equivalent of occupy wall street but with results?
>but with results

>>50452257
>>50452182
Occupy Wallstreet was cringe and gay because it attacked these malicious actors in a way that played to their strengths: they can buy their way out of any legal repercussions. Once you take away their ability to pay, as >>50452246 said, things become incredibly simple. They can't rely on "loyalty" because that's how they were able to worm their way into our checks and balances anyway.

>>50452256
Owning assets that generate passive income that exceeds the median income of the country.

>>50452281
>This isn't a moral play
To you, maybe.

>>50452289
Ok mister glownigger. What would then?

>>50452337
Minecraft PvP

>>50452281
There is a moral to the story regardless: honesty is the best policy.

>>50452350
Hey, I have an idea. Remember Elsagate? What if we funded "Kennygate?"

>>50452324
This is a good definition. If I can be financially independent regardless of employment status then I win.

I hate seeing all these MotherFucking Young Fucks in these threads. Your Millenials, your Zoomers.

>>50451255
This. Just because of his meltdown, I bought more. Love me some GME. Literally as bullish as it gets for an indicator when he does that.

Baggie bros...i'm still not green
When are we hitting 180 again

> 1/4 split
> share price drops to 25% due to increased supply and no new information valuing the stock higher
vs
> 1/4 dividend split (zero / light shorting)
> shorts must deliver dividend shares, but due to low number of shorts and psychological effect of increased supply there is little affect on price
> share price drops to 25% due to increased supply and no new information valuing the stock higher
vs
> 1/4 dividend split (omega level shorting)
> shorts must deliver dividend shares
> holders know that stock is already worth more than its street value, refuse to provide liquidity to shorts that need shares
> stock may be temporarily suppressed in price due to wash trading / shorting immediatly after dividend, but preexisting shorts will need to deliver shares on some time table.
> all preexisting shorts are eventually converted into buying pressure, with zero liquidity provided by holders selling

Any change in price is purely pshychological.
Anyone who refers to a "post split price" is a SHILL and should be SNEEDed.

Someone should rent a speaker van and just blast this outside Citadel every night if the lights are on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw

>>50452364
With what money, nigger, I am all in

Up an extra 40 cents in AH! Suck my dick hedgies!

They can't keep the price down anymore. We're all gonna make it frens!

>>50452417
Post-MOASS dude.

>>50452337
Okay, I’ll take the bait…
Dee
Are
Ess

>>50451525
kek move the goal post dunk, btw fuck your mother

>>50452469
That could take 2 years or longer.

>>50452455
>Post-MOASS dude.
Let's work on the now MOASS first, please

Got a little bounce on the NFT marketplace volume. Can’t wait to see what this chart looks like in the coming weeks and months

>>50452498
Cry about it and buy back in two years from now, faggot.

>>50452407
>mega baste

>>50452262
Cramer is already losing his mind in public, no need to look any further.

>>50452498
>50% float locked in roughly 8 months
>B-but the rest will take 2 years
No faggot. The price is cheaper so people will be filling that up quicker for multiple reasons

>50452469
The fact that they keep playing with the price tells me critical margin theory and flat line theory is right. Keep fudding Ken can't be margin called nigger. Ken has 2 more days to try and thread that needle.

>>50452503
kek Kenobies

>>50452376
Is Dunky secretly Jim Cramer? Kek

>>50452562
They are basically paying money to suppress the supply/demand mechanics of GameStop and at some point that no longer works. I have no idea when that point is but I am guessing that this is over by Christmas whether triggered by a share recall due DRS, a market crash by Jews, a splividend, or an NFT 1 to 1.

>>50452597
I've spotted Dunkie in on other boards. If he is then Cramer has quite eclectic taste.

>>50452623

A key component of this play is the fractional reserve nature of naked shares and USD. They aren't real. The only thing that is real is a GME share, be it an obligation within a broker or a DRS'd share in CS.
The price is not real. The price you see on an exchange is the happy medium that prevents buying pressure and margin calls while ballancing their obligations.
The split puts massive pressure on the shorts by essentially causing a 400% increase in their obligations relative fractional reserve share / real share.
Shorts / shills / glowbois are trying to capitalize on the currently unknown timeframe that existing shorts have to scoop up shares at a "post split price" to fulfill their obligations. They need holders to normalize the post split 1/4 drop in price.
Don't. Just don't sell.

>>50451138
MM more than likely know this and will probably give naked shorts to non MM short funds

>>50452623
It's happening on Thursday ah.

>>50452626
Weird famous people come to 4chan for the chance to be anons.

>>50452562
This is a dumb nigger opinion.
(You’ve outed yourself as a dumb nigger)
Kek!

>>50452638
I don't like 90% of pastas I didn't make.

>50452682
Sure I have 1pbtid.

>>50452562
>Being subscribed to any theory other than the PUMP theory

>>50452708
Make it two, and you’re still a dumb nigger!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Sad!

>>50452626
>>50452652
Honestly the posting/writing style is similar, he also seems like the type to shitpost

I believe that the price will be higher post split and that will be the moass. You’ll be millionaires, but just barely

>>50452730
Do you think we care what you think?

>>50452638
>The only thing that is real is a GME share
>is real is a GME share
>Israel is a GME share
GameStop is the promised land confirmed, going to bought more. Good DD, I didn't need to read more than this one sentence so I didn't and I don't know about the rest of the DD.
>Joy8h captcha
kek

>>50452715
In my opinion pump theory, fractal theory, flatline theory,gern and chhe theory and critical margin theory all stem from algo price control theory.

>>50452718
>he also seems like the type to
be a jannie

>50452716
You type just like a shill I know.

>>50452757
It's not really a theory. "high frequency trading" is the exact fucking same as frontrunning.

>>50451138
Pretty sure They can still make short as market maker, but their ftds are about to quadruple and those are what will fuck them.

you guys have any hobbies you're looking to try once this shit is all over? shit you might just not have time/energy to do now

>>50452780
Then we're in agreement just not necessarily for why they absolutely don't let the the stock run and can't seem to dump it much lower. I personally subscribe to flatline theory because it implies that the algo is losing its ability yo dump the price while still needing to keep it below a certain price to avoid margin calls. This price action only makes sense if they can be margin called.

>>50452814

I broke my heel bouldering ~7 months ago. I'd love to get back into rock climbing again

>>50452793
Do you think citadel are the only hedgies short?

>>50452814
golf. I just started last year, and i play a decent amount but I would love to just travel and play golf all over the world

>>50452837
yikes, bouldering is the one where you have to follow the colored stone paths right? I've tried that shit before and loved it, that would be fun to do more often

>>50452814
White nationalism

>>50452771
I loved the event last week when we minted the crimes of the shills and jannies on the blockchain and traded them amongst ourselves and they all fucking left the thread after. I love this saga. Fucking epic.

>>50452814
definitely wanna learn flying helicopter and small private jet
want to have a chateau in the mountain and beach house mansion that i can transport in between quickly with a heli
monaco, nice and lake como
after i learn flying the plane maybe buy a small tropical island

>>50452814
I really like the idea of getting into open road rallying, but I can't take off two months to go get lost on Alaskan forest roads with a day job.

>>50452849
the nscc

>>50452814
I'm three games away from completing my vidya backlog. Not really looking forward to any new games either. I'm looking forward to freedom from autism and monetary restrictions to figure out what I really want to do and enjoy. Probably a lot of hard drugs like cocaine and heroin

Fucking broker has said nothing about the dividend/split. Fuck can I do? Sue em? Those fuckers are supposed to give me the dividend but I know they're gonna weasel out of it. Hope you CS fuckers enjoy yours.

>>50452859
yep. No ropes, maybe climbing for 10-15 feet, just landing on pads. Outdoor bouldering is very fun and easy to get into. Just need a pad and some shoes + chalk. I broke my heel climbing indoors. Ironically indoors is more dangerous than outside. Give it a shot! It's a good time.

>>50452814
driving professionally

>>50452814
Goats. I'm buying goats. They will be my friends and I will love them dearly.

>>50452780
Anon you seem to be missing some key information about the study of Pumpology. See its like gas in a car and when you drive said car it eventually runs out of gas and well in our case its that we run out of pump. Well since we are now out of pump after driving for a few days we need to stop at a gas station to fill up our pump tank our gas station being $130 a share and maybe in 4-5 months we will pump again but this time to $160. You see it takes 4-5 months to fill up our pump tank. I know this is very complicated.

>>50452814
legos
gunpla
fishing/kayaking
fully equipped home gym
my project car needs like $20k in parts
build a home library full of nazi books and manga
gardening
hunting
aquariums
fucking femboys and big booty latinas
and yeah white nationalism like the other guy said

What's wrong MotherFuckers?

>>50452814
Maybe writing, maybe vidya. I own stock in a vidya company but hardly ever play games anymore. I just want more time to enjoy things, those who have deprived me of this lifestyle must pay a great finacial cost for this transgression.

>>50452814
I'm going to spend every rat cent of my moass earnings, all 714 million dollars of it, on a 5000 point Imperial Guard army in pewter

>>50452928
Yeah no I think I have to consult the pump experts cause I don't you know what the hell you're talking about.

>>50452977
Okay listen here I have my masters in the study punp AND dump theory. The gas station metaphor has been used to teach pump theory SINCE INCEPTION.

>>50452814
Ocean sailing. I want a schooner.

>>50452866
Lol this seething retard

>>50452814
Writing.

>>50452814
General vidya backlog and nostalgia trips. Also been wanting to do a Picade and if time, space, and money weren't a concern a full size virtual pinball table.

>>50452256
I can post "Gas the kikes" on Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg has to say, "Thank you sir, may I have another?"

Jims father in law.
https://twitter.com/cadettecorp?lang=en

Who is.. Jim Cramer? Let’s dig if you are willing anon.

>>50453057
I got a sinden lightgun but I'm waiting on building a full shooting gallery arcade unit. I'll order 2 pedals and another gun when it's ready.

>>50452814
busking and travelling

They ULTRA WRIGGLED me when I was buying this food, and the clouds over the parking lot were horrified and/or cackling. Did they poison my food already?
b

>>50452814
I plan to buy Wizards of the Coast and fix Magic The Gathering so that Standard can be fun again.

>>50450898
Moass wen? I haven’t been browsing /gme/ for a while, what is all the talk about a stock split, is it finally happening?

I hate women and am Lebanese if it matters.

>>50452966
bruh he mad fr fr

>>50453103
I remember. That'll be a future purchase.

>>50453112
Based

>>(You)
>didn’t buy in at $2.57
>didn’t sell at $483
>held bags for EIGHTEEN MONTHS
>trusted a (((Cohen)))
>gave your life savings to a Jew

>>50452954
>nazi books and white nationalism
>manga
Those two things are mutally exclusive dumbass. You can't hold nazism and white nationalism as values and want to read anything by those dirty jap bugs

Look, basically i'm just not gonna buy it (the stock) UGHHH I know! UGGHHH I know, Im sorry!!! Its just im not closing my shorts it is all AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>50453128
>is it finally happening?
Yes.
2 years were well worth the wait.

>>50453154
Yes.

>>50452954
I need to figure out a way to monetize my hatred of women.
Any suggestions?

>>50452858
>>50452864
>>50452867
>>50452869
>>50452877
checked
>>50452908
>>50452919
>>50452954
>>50452974
>>50452976
>>50453013
>>50453037
>>50453057
>>50453111
checked
>>50453116

all based ideas. Soon™ bros, maybe not quite as soon for the white nationalism boys but I'm sure they'll figure something out


>>50452896
that blows, crazy that indoors is more dangerous too, but yeah that'd definitely be something I'd take more of an interest in

Another 2.5 million shorts covered and closed today!

>>50452814
translating erotic doujins. It's satisfying, and there's a limited Jargon to it, so understanding it gets easy really fast. online translators are a lot better at recognizing/predicting Kanji you write now too

>>50453116
Care to share some of your changes anon? I plan on finally finishing some of my modern and legacy decks I put on pause since gme entered my life.

>>50453203
Sneed

>>50453156
You're the dumbass. Thinking that white people are the best doesn't mean I can't consume media created by other races.

>>50453203
And how many million were created to make that happen?

>50453203
yeah because when the shorts are closing they also simultaneously drop the price twice in one day its not like the price is supposed to go up or anything

>>50453183
Go softcore with it and start speaking facts on tiktok. It's working out really well for Andrew Tate and several others.

>>50453203
Jim, you are a bald old faggot and your wife’s jawline is quite masculine. Believe it or not.. im going to piss on your grave. I can’t wait.

Current version:
Phase 0: Alpha

In Phase 1, Immutable X NFTs join the GameStop NFT Marketplace, which consists of millions of existing gaming NFTs, new IMX games and new games supported by the GameStop & Immutable X $100M Fund

>>50453154
oh yeah

>>50453257
Did you know Jim Cramer is 5'6?

>>50452966
Lol I have seen that rat use that "Lassitude and implacable ignorance" line at least 5 times in tweets this year alone.

>>50453238

>>50452262
(((Nothing))) will (((happen))) (((retard)))

>>50453238
White nationalism is in favor of diversity of nations, just not within them.

>>50453238
Whatever makes you feel better race traitor.

>>50453116
Please just slow the releases the fuck down. Resolve any financial issues so the company can comfortably release 4-5 sets per year instead of 10-20 without worrying about pleasing shareholders. You'd have to take the company private so you don't have to worry about the absurd financial growth standards that come with a publicly traded company today

>>50453315
> stops at whiteness
like clockwork

>>50453336
>>50453315

>>50453203
Sneed

>>50453154
You gotcha shillbro. If you have an eth wallet I'll donate 6 foot of ropes worth for you

>>50453338
This. Also please give the design team a mandate to make white good but not broken.

>>50453203
lmao covered a $4 short at $150 glad to know you hedge fags are feeling the pain. 7 billion to go hepcat! Keep it the fuck up!

>>50452715
>>Being subscribed to any theory other than the PUMP theory
this might be a stupid question but... What is PUMP theory?

>>50453263
*Ahem* ((Token not needed))

it only gets worse from here, Kenny boy!

What will be the new cope when you're here in 2023 still waiting for a squeeze?

>>50453221
For starters, the people in charge of flavor text are fired and will be replaced by people who work on the novels, which are going to be brought back. There will also be an MTG animated show, where each season follows the important characters in a current or upcoming set. Whatever retarded story they're spinning with planeswalkers will be wrapped up and planeswalkers in general will take a back seat to the stories told about the planes themselves. We'll drop this retarded one-off structure and shift back to 3-set blocks so that we can actually do things with the cool mechanics instead of seeing them once and forgetting they exist. Cards will be tested BEFORE release instead of letting the user base tell us what's a problem.

Stuff like that.

>>50453461
I'll probably be roped by then
Let us have our fun

>50453461
>STILL

>>50453461
I don't need to cope, the burden of proof is on you charlatan

>>50453461
I'll just keep sticking with "Jews cheated and will face the rope tomorrow" like I do with every date people try to predict

>>50453471
Wotc has a test team they just suck and never catch broken combos before some autists pair the new card with some obscure card that breaks a format.

This shit can't go down if i never buy, hedgie are fucked

>>50453367
Not a shill, I have 2400 shares just in case you niggers are right.

In two more weeks, you won't have to wait another 2 weeks.

>>50453479
>the burden of proof is on you charlatan
Actually it lies on you. You were wrong about the DTCC rule changes, the options changes expiration dates, the SEC report, Evergarde's crash, the (numerous) crypto crashes' cataylsts, the $200 floor, the shareholder's vote...need I go on?
You don't get the RIGHT to claim superiority when you've been WRONG about literally EVERYTHING for a year and a half straight

>inb4 sneed / pajeet / you seem desperate
not an argument, cope and rope

>50453554
It's incredible how informed you are about a stock for a failing rick and morty store.

>>50453554
Chuck

>>50453554
Why do you feel like you need to be convinced? If you don't believe it, why are you here? Why aren't you on some Guatemalan investment forum telling them about investments you think are a bad idea?
>sneed
Go kill yourself, retard

>>50453502
I'm willing to bet WotC got their test team from the same place Kathleen Kennedy got her lore experts and the FTC gets its investigation team.

So that “pay for gas on the first date” tweet was about activating peoples wallets for the not dividend? Cohen is an absolute fucking genius, and I am not into this whole leddit hero worship dock sucking thing. He’s going to use the splivvy to end it, and if it doesn’t, he has total justification in court for wanting an nft dividend. “We’ll nothing went wrong before :)” that 5D Chess thing is not a meme

>>50453502
Picrel cos apparently that is spam ffs

>>50453542
Sure you do bro. Sure you do

Less than a full year and half the float is DRS'd.
Shillies don't want to talk about the phantom share problem. The CTB. The utilization. The FTDs.
There is no rebuttal.

>>50453554
you sure know alot about a stock you don't even fucking own
what a fucking faggot

>>50453471
I hope it goes without saying that card art will be done by actual artists instead of generic high detail fantasy shit. And no more poz, body positivity, or excessive numbers of basketball Americans.

>>50453693
I thought we were making it in a few days, get the fuck out of here with that year and a half bullshit

>>50453723
Learn to read

>>50453025
that's some tasty pasta

>>50453750
>Less than a full year and half the float is DRS'd.

Sounds to me like this nigga is implying we're not going to WAGMI in a few days time

>>50453554
That's cool and all, but my sell floor is still the same as my phone number, and the absolute worst case scenario is that nothing changes and life goes on.

>>50453719
Forgot picrel. Drew Tucker's art mostly sucked, but this card made up for it.

>>50453693
DRS'd share have never been part of the volume, silly you, i bet they never been bough also.

>>50453693
>Less than a full year and half the float is DRS'd.
You don't even have a 1/4 DRS'd retardbro

MOAD soon

>>50453238
This. How would you know how your race compares if you don’t learn about other cultures

>failing
Kek it hasn’t even started yet

https://youtu.be/J2aRBHHKdh4

>>50453542
Buy 100 more so you can have 10,000 after split, you stupid shill fuck

>>50452966
checked, the cokerat can't seem to keep his mouth shut
He must be spending the last of his savings on the finals rails of blow

The only Blow he'll be doing after MOASS are the blowjobs he's gonna be giving the charitable apes that

WAGMI

>>50453784
Jesus you're retarded. His post says less then half a year and half the float has been drsd. If you haven't already figured out that the shills are the ones saying we need to drs the whole float is just fud then you're ngmi.

>>50453784
>WAGMI in a few days time
In your dreams.
>2 more years unironically

>>50453784
Autism or dyslexia
>Less than a full year in, yet half the float is already DRS'd
Hope that clears it up

>>50452966
>please sell guys, please?
The tweets

Ah looking fairly interesting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/w36kbx/premarket_run_tomorrow/
uh oh
stinky

>>50453693
>>50450904
>>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>The float for GME is 63.3 million
>baggie retards unironically think 12.7 million is half of 63.3 million
Really makes you think

>>50453924
WAGMI
>picrel is QRD of post

>>50453924
kek FTDies

>>50453924
I like the way this sounds so therefore I have decided that it must be true.
Source: wisdom and shit

>50453944
Your knowledge about this specific stock and presence here really makes me think.

>>50453971
explains Cramer's recent posts and on-air behavior kek

>>50453944
Cope

>>50453924
I like it

>>50453924
>>50453966
Oy vey.

>50453944
>crypto baggie think 12m have been DRS'd
Who's going to tell him?

WAGMI

>GME closed above critical margin as per u/scienceissexy's calcs

>>50454024
Correcting your literal lies and delusions is cope? You baggies can't even fucking divide by 2, but I'M one coping?
>>50453996
How so?
>>50454032
>Who's going to tell him?
Tell me what? Do enlighment me on where these literal tens of millions of DRS'd shares are allegedly hiding.

>>50454032
Spoon feeding is over

i don't feel excitement or disappointment about it any longer, like it's supposed to moass this week but i just accept that as my fate, it's like it's been internalised as my birth right, it's like i have a pair set of hands, i don't celebrate everyday that i have a pair set of hands i just do, it's my reality, moass happens to me
this is different from before

>>50454078
>Do enlighment me on where these literal tens of millions of DRS'd shares are allegedly hiding.
>He doesn't know
>He hasn't even done the basic math

>>50454078
Cope

>50454078
Who often do you do research on specific asset and then come and try to fud it in its own thread? Do you do this for free? How often do you wait and see if someone gave you a broken (you) just so you can respond to them?

>>50454078
no

Hoes mad (x24)
Threadly reminder shills are hoes

>>50454099
>>50454099
>>50454099
Threaded, frens!

>>50454041
Holy Shit! That guy is some sort of genius. You can tell by his username

>>50453924
That would definitely explain why they've had so much trouble smacking us back down to 120 or 90 again.

>>50454041
>u/scienceissexy's
probably took the jab desu but I guess his pet dog will inherit the fortune so it's ok.

>>50454446
jej

Dump or crab tomorrow because of the Biden bullshit order?

>>50453461
Shut the fuck up you black gorilla niggerfaggot