/biz/ - Business & Finance

Quit buying stocks you autists.

>>50444395
N

>>50444407
Buy monkey torture videos instead.

>its going up in a straight line

>>50444411
G

>>50444407
i haven't bought since 6/17

>>50444407
this is u

I bought puts

APOLOGISE TO ME FOR MAKING FUN OF ME FOR BUYING SOXL 3 WEEKS AGO RIGHT NOW

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

SOXL sisters, have a great day!!!

STLAsisters

My Roth IRA is 100% JEPI because I'm too scared and dumb to play options and try to swing trade tickers.

>>50444422

>50444444

No links /smg/
P R U N E D! And that’s ok, because it was just some guy crying about no GF.

>jannies are pro-links
Actually pretty based.

>nonstop green candles
OOOOOOO SERS!!

I just took my 10% profit

>>50444407
Quit losing money, you sour bitch

>>50444448
>>50444444

>>50444422
>betting against America

>>50444437
you won't do fooking nutting step into the pocket and see what happens

>>50444440
STLA is absolute garbage.

REDDIT BOBO'S BTFO AHAHAHAHA

>>50444424
>>50444395
SOXL SISSIES WAGMI

>>50444463
Shut your whore mouth cat poster homo!

>>50444481
brutal mogging

Why are threads getting nuked?

>>50444420
Its a clown market and the normies haven't figured it out yet.

>>50444491
Because lazy Mexicans can't do it right
Post those fucking links you dimwitted brownies

UUUU bros..... where's the recovery?

>>50444491
Because they're boring

>>50444491
If you don't post links the based janny is rekking these fags

>>50444470
My divvies say otherwise

lets go SOXL 20%!

>>50444439
For once it feels good to be one with Lum. It feels great to be an SOXL sister even if it means having a loose anus.

>>50444450
>no links
>also no gf
Lmao. many such cases.
>>50444481
girl on the right is perfect mommy mode. peak breeder material.

Boy SPY really really wants my puts to expire worthless!

>>50444491
They tried to do a soft landing by deleting some posts, but they realized the only way to fix the board was to crash it with no survivors.

Do you really believe this pump?

>Intel
Wew lad.

I bought SOXL at the very bottom. What am I in for going into 6 figure territory?

Bobo i don't blame you for trying, it's a clown market.

>>50444538
Absolute kino

>>50444527
Going to 0.

>>50444543
i-is the janny Jerome Powell?

SPX above yesterday's high. NDX almost there.
I think a lot of this is euro strength, so if there's going to be any change we may see it in <20 minutes once they close out.

>>50444521
I think the hate might be making them stronger. It's time to try something else. Maybe playing loud sounds will annoy them into stopping

>>50444541
That's what you get for betting against America you little faggot bitch

>>50444521
The us gets most of its fissial materials from Russia and former soviet states. that fag was given the job to further humiliate the nuclear industry.

apologies noble janitor
please forgive me for lonelyposting last thread
It was a moment of weakness
the 15 minute ban you hit me with has shown me the error of my ways

I only want to talk about stocks and stock accessories

anyway it is a green day my fellow 4channelers
I sure am making a lot of money with my TQQQ and SOXL holdings
I hope you are as well!
lets go bulls LETS GO BULLS LETS GOOOOOOO BVLLS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
THIS IS A GOOD POST
THIS POST IS ON TOPIC

Oh yeah SISGASISTAS
I think we’re back

>>50444554
>bought SOXL at the very bottom
Welcome to manhood, anon. Took you long enough

B-BOBOS? HELLO? WHY SO QUIET?

OH WOW THE MARKET IS BACK TO YESTERDAYS HIGH ON LITERALLY NO VOLUME THE BULL MARKET IS BACK BOYS THERE WILL NEVER BE ANOTHER RED DAY BULL MARKET 4VER AMIRITE WOW LOOK AT THESE EPIC PRICES I GOTTA SO SOME SLURPPING

literally no volume

I've decided to schlick before playing the stock market. I think it's the best decision that I've ever made. I feel like I can go investing with a clear head now!

>>50444543
kek

>>50444581
Bro if you wanna try to get some pussy get a nice wardrobe and just pretend you are interested in whatever the whore is saying it's that ez

>>50444577
Yeah for some reason US politicians really fucking hate nuclear energy. Some uranium must have fuck some senators wife or something.

Yeah, I'm feeling exuberant bros. Nothing could possibly go wrong now, nope.

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>>50444612
what stock
Macy's?

>>50444563
No, bank of Canada’s Tiff Macklem.

>>50444587
it is hard to talk whilst sighing with exasperation

>>50444632
getting some hardcore pedo vibes from this guy

>>50444594
yesterday isn't real and you can't prove otherwise.

why are we mooning?

>>50444632
See

FUCK YEAH SOXL, TAKE THAT YOU STUPID WHORE

xela, go now you'll thank me later

>>50444626
Yesterday was an excellent chance to slurp more siggarino. Hope you took advantage

The tension is palpable

>>50444652
YOU AREN'T REAL DUMB MUMU POSTER

>>50444631
STACY ticker: STCY
It’s a pump and dump so don’t hold for a long time

Just blew a load in my hot wife, then wake up to find out we’re green. It’s gonna be a good day.

>>50444673
So is my dick

The stock market no longer makes me feel anything.

>>50444395
Why are we pumping?

>>50444682
>then wake up
so youre admitting shes fake?
>>50444700
everything is priced in. bottom was yesterday.

>>50444700
1. Massive recession
2. Insane inflation
3. No wage growth
4. WW3
5. Retard president and politicians everywhere

You pick my man it's all such GR8 news!

Wtf wtf wtf
Bobobros this wasn’t supposed to happen. I’m already down 10% today

I'm thinking we are back boys. Yeah, yeah this is good. We are so back. Did I mention we are back? You can thank my dad, Pedo Pete, for the best economy of our lives. Your welcome you little bitches.

Did some TA.

Sold the rip, it's retarded to sit on a 10% day. Good luck to all.

can someone whos good at options tell me about the risk profile of buying calls on BOIL?

I want to profit off russia not turning the pipeline back on

>>50444564
Good call anon. I bought some gambling puts. Spy is rangebound atm until fomc. Market is still divided over 75 or100bp.

>>50444700
Literally no fucking reason. It’s the stupidest shit in the world.

I love to masturbate to bobos on green days

>>50444724
>Priced in
Thanks for playing bobo

>>50444724
It's already priced in faggot

>>50444700
Welcome to clown world, you best start honking!
>https://youtu.be/vB-qWovaCLo

>>50444750
I'M NOT FUCKING DONE PLAYING I HAVEN'T EVEN FUCKIN STARTED QUIT POSTING FAT GOBLINAS ALSO YOU DISGUSTING FREAK

>>50444661
maybe I should read the manga after all

And here comes the turnaround just like yesterday

>>50444620
It's the only true competition to oil, and they are all on the oil lobby teat

>>50444700
Find out at closing when one of those economic journalists write an article about it.

I sold the top

>>50444750
This is a Latinx/Breakfast Taco free zone.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>50444658
2mil crack shack selling for 1.8mil wow still not buying

>>50444807
>no latinas
>bitches and moans about some fucking bug bitch
Lmao. filtered.

The Nasdaq just inverse-barted.
What the fuck is going on?

I HAVE JUST PURCHASED 500 SHARES OF UVXY AND WILL BE AWAITING MY 100% RETURN SHORTLY

>>50444818
Euro close. Rangebound sell off. Spy will never go above 390 unless the fed says its pivot time. Look at its chart past month.

>>50444733
Smart man. I wish I knew SOXL would pump yesterday.

>>50444807
There is a reason your gookfu hasn't messaged you in 24 hours and it's because she found some better egg roll to suck on.

This rally will fail.

Like the others.

>>50444734
Some Anon informed me last thread that since BOIL follows US based futures, and since natural gas can’t be efficiently exported due to a plant blowing up, you won’t see much profit front hat occurring. I also read recently (today) that there’s a good chance they might turn it back on.

>>50444733
>he sald?
>pamp et

>>50444866
ah come on why did you have to ruin it with digits

>>50444866
good because i'm bagholding puts.

>>50444794
>I have such great candles to show you.

>>50444894
Anon, that wasn't a bearish statement lol

im having hot and steamy sex with SOXL its so hot uuuuoooohhhh

Overvalued techtrash
Bloated real estate bubble
Retarded green deals
Uncontrollable inflation
Inverted yield curve

Surely this time it will be different, buy buy buy

>>50444866
This rally will take us to ATH

>>50444866
Delet this

>>50444733
soxl is now +11% since you sold

>>50444822
Average was 700k now down to 500k. They are saying at least 24% “correction.”

There is a chink scalping physical semiconductors

>>50444933
this is more like it

>pump is still going
the market is hulking up

I beat my wife everyday SOXL finishes in the red

>>50444936
>retard thinks something that pumps 11% in day will stay at that price without a correction
Didn’t you learn from SIGA? There will be a 5% correction in the coming days.

unironically both literally and metaphorically the absolute last chance you will ever have to buy NFLX under 200 dollars per share

>>50444971
David is that you

brappppp bros where are you?

>>50444931
that's why the market went down for 8 months.

reminder that bears ALWAYS overstay their welcome

>>50444978
Scared money makes no money

>>50444980
Earnings come out tomorrow morning though lol

>>50444940
You can't average the Canadian housing market as it's skewed so far by Vancouver and Toronto, which is where the bubble is, buttfuck nowhere towns are not going to see a 24% drop, if anything they may actually see prices go up as investors flee those cities.

>>50445016
yes

>>50445001
Rape hikes continue until unemployment gives out.

NDX broke yesterday's high now.

>>50444990
What the fuck name dropping on here isn't cool

Yet another green candle. OOOOO.

>>50445011
FOMO money loses money. I missed the pump and I won’t jump in on something that already pumped 11%.

>>50445031
>rape hikes

based.

Boil is going to pump back to Jun highs at least you dumb retards

>>50445046
More for me

expected repeat of market dump yesterday but likely they expect us to think that so it will pump until last 5 minutes

>>50445017
>skewed so far by Vancouver and Toronto
Man, please go look at prices in nowhere towns. Toronto cancer spread to everywhere. I live in a small town and it went from 240,000$ to 700,000$ In 5 years.

Exit pump

I don't know if I trust this rally

Whats up bros? im the anon who bought 0dte 384c instead of a 0dte 384 put at close yesterday. you guys told me I could call ameritrade and have it reversed so I did, but they said it was too late so I was like whatever I guess I wasnt praying hard enough this is my fault. then I woke up today at 11 and it was up 280% thus making my whole account up 95%. always pray

>>50445046
This, biggly

SIGA sissies I don’t think we’ll ever be over $15 again

>>50445082
>accidentially inversed himself
>won
what did we learn today /smg/?

>>50445077
>>50445017
Fuck they have new houses going up being listed for 1.2 million, the population of the town is 20,000 FFS.

SUP bobo you little motherfucking cuck?

your micropenis is more shriveld up than usual. back to your cuckshed you dumb fucking BITCH!

enjoy losing all your gains AND all your money you ASSHOLE! FUCK you! MUMU godchads control the game again, as we did since FUCKING ONE HUNDRED YEARS.

you will NEVER make a profit longterm. you will ALWAYS lose. ALL my shit is green. SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

>>50445082
Now gtfo and sell it anon.

>>50445112
based and euphoric pilled

This is the one

>>50444846
You mean to tell me she's getting railed by some beach bug she found in Busan? Well two can play at that game!

>>50445081
This is unknown territory, it's chaos. It's what is called being in the belly of the beast. You didn't expect this and you don't know what to do.

>>50445110
Let me guess, Ontario or the LML, look up Saskatoon or Calgary housing

did you buy COIN with me

bitcoin is going up

>>50445110
Forgot pic

Lol I told you guys signature bank would tank

I have no idea why it's pumping but I have 29% more losses to cover before I'm no longer a soxl tranny and upgrade to a soxl holder.

>>50445139
Based Peterson scholar

can bobo get in there and make us close flat

What should I do?

I doubled my SIGA investment today

>>50445135
this is the post of a future monke pox carrier.

>>50444869
shit nigga I know all that, but I'm gambling here

>>50445110
>>50445150
it's right next to the ocean. why are people looking for housing always so dishonest

>>50445112
kys retard faggot nigger

dump tomorrow

>>50445150
I'm sorry you choose to live in the worst province in the country
t. Bought a new 4 bedroom house for 400000

>>50445156
It did but too late to profit.

>>50445135
I suggest you fight fire with fire and find your own egg roll to make her jealous with

>>50445140
Supply glut there because no jobs is my guess.

Can't wait to clip these retard Mumu posters for tomorrows -5% day

>>50445112

haha bobo btfo!
haha mumu btfo!

>>50445202
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>50445201
What are you talking about? It doesn’t have a body of water near it for 15km.

>>50445207
Just gang up on the rest of the regional banks that haven’t reported yet

>>50445238
The real winners will always be those that go for crussy, I'm pretty sure Jordan Peterson would approve

>>50445210
i would fuck that man on the right

>>50445220
No jobs in Calgary, lmao, no its because the city rezones every single family zone to multi and is constantly building and expanding.

Sorry bobo this is the time to heal
>Everyone loves a comeback story

>be NFLX
>bleeding customers
>reporting soon
>solutions are piss customers off more
>pump

when uropoor stops coping in 15 minutes everything will go to shit again.

>>50445081
>I don't know if I trust this rally
its based on ECB saying that even though theyre at unsustainable ~9% inflation with imminent rate hikes, its not that bad

ABANDON ALL SHIPS!

>>50445105
that Im a retard?
>>50445124
its gone. feels good and maybe i should take a step back but more likely ill use this profit to add to my death puts position for august 19th

>>50444538
Thats the problem shes mommy body already. That girls field has been plowed already. You put a baby in her you're gonna have a tragedy on your hands. The smart play is to impregnate girl on the left and her milkers and thighs will come in and she becomes a sexy thicc ums herself.

How the fuck does biz of all places know fuck all about futures. kek.

>>50445182
I'm selling covered calls on it. 8/19 $20 calls go for $70. It's a win win.

>>50445283
Lol that's the tracking chip biden shoves up kids asses so they don't run away

>>50445204
I paid less than you to be honest. I’m not complaining, I’m pointing out the market is delusional and the doubling of interest rates by the bank of Canada will bring it down to earth HARD.

>>50445292
>inflation
>can’t raise too much interest without blowing up the economy
>war with Russia so they can’t weaken too much or lose
>>thinks stocks will crash

Stay poor, faggot

>>50445297
nobody cares, we're melting up faggot.

>>50445303
just go long spy and chill bro

Jim Cramer day is now fully negated

>>50445324
i was just looking at a map. it's surprising to see how much open/cleared land there is without houses. then you see a random house and it's worth 800k. what the fuck is the government doing

>>50445306
>implying i care about all that trash you typed out
lmfao would still breed her so fucking hard. left can get lost, shes ugly af.
>>50445297
>increasingly nervous bobo

>>50445324
I agree and it's a good thing, I hope every speculative real estate chink and pajeet in Vancouver is put on the street

give me the bear case (cope) bobros

>>50445306
Fat girl will do anything to keep you. Skinny Girl is cock hungry with an open drive thru pussy.

>>50445307
I buy in batches of 100 for that exact reason

How does /smg/ fall for the bear rallies.
>every
>single
>time

>>50445361
Me too anon, me too. What’s crazy is the amount of people using HELOCs on their first house to finance another house purchase, and so on and so on. Some of these retards have 4 houses.

>>50445306
Pregnancy won't make her hips any wider, that's genetics

>>50445291
>in 15 minutes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Stock_Exchange#Opening_times
There are still trades going on until 12 EST, but the primary trading hours are 08:00–16:30 (or 11:30 EST).

Judging by the amount of Canadian posters in this thread I guess a lot of Chinese post in /smg/ these days...

>>50445381
>trusting tablet posters
not even once

Is it about to dump again?

>>50445392
>he doesn’t know
Anon, I…

Holy shit I think I might throw up. Im losing so much money. Pls tell it will dump tomorrow…

>They will see us waving from such great heights come down now
>They'll say
SOXL Chads, we won...

They’ll be no recession

I have saideth and so shall it beeth

>>50445403
I'm from the Prairies. Not that many chinks around these parts.
Mostly natives and whites.
>>50445418
You aren't actually ACTIVELY shorting, are you? Why not close your positions when you're up bigly??

>>50445381
XHE and XLU bros ww@?

>>50445424
Yes it's going back to 70s again.

>>50445403
I’m not from hongcoover or Toronto.

>>50445416
I'm sorry is it going to magically grow ger pelvic bone and change her hip insertion angle?

>>50445398
12:15 EST actually
https://www.tradinghours.com/markets/lse/hours

>>50445457
>Trade reporting only 17:00–17:15
not trades

Just got some spy 385p 7/22

>>50445446
ty for the short signal bruv
just bought some SOXS!

I’ve only had 2 months to accumulate INTC. Fucking cunts think that both chip bills in Congress largely only benefit intel.

Why do normies think that we hit the bottom?

The economic impact from inflation worries is different from the upcoming recession.

Switch from SOXL to SOXS NOW NOW NOW

>>50445433
>>50445449
How do you guys keep getting stuck with Trudeau??? I'm convinced he is a CCP plant

>>50445432
we've been recessing for 8 months though
better to say the recession is over

>>50445455
The bones permanently move.
> Your body may have become wider during pregnancy. This is because it was making room for your growing baby. Your ribs may have expanded, and your hips will often widen to make it easier for the baby to exit the birth canal. For some women wider ribs and hips will be permanent.
Also you have to be 18 to post here.

>>50445497
eat shit bitch

>>50445342
i already have enough SPY that I can retire comfortably. in the mean time, Im yoloing 0dte every fucking day until I figure this shit out. and I also sell weekly calls too on the UPRO, so dont tell me im losing money to theta

>>50445502
Only 30% voted for him

>>50445472
>not trades
As far as I know, I don't trade on the lse.

>open spread
>doesnt move so i end up 100 short after opex
>okay fine
>15% rally in two days
Fuck off CHPT. I'll just wait until friday since i have a 15C

>>50445446
1,000 shares at $11.84. If it goes back to 70, I will be a happy lad

>>50445403
all leaf posters on /biz/ are named rajesh
>>50445502
>ship in more immmigrants
>house price go up
>both greedy boomers and immigrants vote for him
>profit

>>50445502
He wins Toronto and Ottawa. The rest of Ontario does not matter. After that Alberta is cucked by BC. To be fair it’s a multi party system and he only wins 30% of the popular vote.

>>50445539
Is that seriously all it takes??? That sounds horrible because you will never have a candidate that represents a good portion of the country

>>50445502
Ontario and Quebec have a majority of electoral seats. Add in that there are still a reasonable amount of self-hating whites in the western Canadian provinces.
>>50445513
Lmao that hardly happens, bro. Most wide hip women are genetically that way.
Lol imagine being such a virgin that you didn't know this.

go short.............. now

>>50445587

>>50445587
I already called it nigger

>>50445513
i'm really hoping the feet thing is a meme, cos my wife's already rocking some 10s

>triple top right under $390 SPY

>FUCK I LOVE GAMBLING

>>50445586
I’m a 35 old boomer with a wife and son.

>>50445502
16% of mail in ballots weren't counted in our last election.
Despite that, Conservatives could have still won. Their candidate, Erin (Girl's Name) "Heels" O'Toole announced his support for repealing certain gun rights and backing vaccine passports at the last minute. This caused a surge in People's Party of Canada protest votes. He was ahead in the polls originally and fucked it all up trying to appeal to voters who would never vote him.

>>50445612
For my wife her feet didn’t really swell that much, but holy shit my friends wife was like double the size.

>>50445539
i guess that's a weakpoint in the system, the bottom 30% of IQ determining your countries destiny but at least its not the 2.4% like the jewSA

>>50445619
I got $391 SPY puts that expire tomorrow. So we better start fucking going down faster than my gookfu on some busan beach bug's eggroll.

>>50445560
How much of Canada's population is migrants at this point? I mean not that the US is any better.

>>50445624
And I just opened a 20 call let’s go

>>50445655
It’s just like the USA, cities decide everything.

>>50445626
37 year old boomer with wife and 2 kids. Can confirm hips permanently widened even after baby weight was gone. She’s 105 lbs. It’s obvious.
Anon doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

>>50445659
oh no, is she cheating?

>>50445626
Okay, and not everyone woman is the same. Majority of women are born with wide hips. A non-important amount have increased hip width, due to birth. Congrats on your luck, but it isn't always like that.
I too have a wife (she's 27), and I'm 31. But a number of our friends/family have had children, and none of them ended up looking "thiccer". Just saggier.

what should I do with my monies (not in my 401k/IRA)?
>I series bonds are topped out at 10k/year
I've been out ever since February and I don't have much more room in my mattress

>>50445659
NO, NOW IT"S GOING TO GO UP
YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

>>50445699
HELL YEAH GAMBLING

>>50445659
This is a bullish sign

>>50445672
Wherever new suburbs get built they are immediately settled by migrants (usually Indians) and become majority brown. Even in smaller towns.

i bot VIX calls

>>50445659
Bottom is in

>>50445735
>Majority of women are born with wide hips
Meant to say, majority of those with wide hips, are born with them.

>tfw xela didnt pump to $1

>>50445403
what the fuck is "ketsup"
jannies clean this trash up please

>>50445767
+100bp confirmed

>>50445735
>doesn’t have kids
>claims to have in-depth knowledge about a woman’s body following birth

32 y/o boomer here with a wife and kid. They get thicker. It’s an unavoidable fact for the vast majority of women. This is especially the case if they exercise regularly.

buy more SOXL negros I wanna buy taco bell today

>>50445781
Oh God no thug posting please

>FED wont raise rates to not dump the market
>Market is going up
Why is the FED not dumping on the markets?

>>50445794
Ketchup chips, you Americans will never know what you’re missing out on.

>>50445710
Yeah some dude ITT assured me that she's 100% cheating on me.

>>50445794
snow nigger speak for the red corn syrup you dip fries into.

>>50445403
I'm considering going to canada for an asian gf. It's nice to have that convenience and not have to go all the way to japan or china for one.

>>50445803
Have kids with skinny girl, she gets slightly thicker vs have kids with already thicc girl, gets even more thicc

>>50445803
Just because your saggy tit wife got fatter, doesnt mean she got thicc.
Cope more, bro.
>>50445827
truth. theyre fuckin delicious.
>>50445839
do you like filipinos? because that's what's here...

>>50445827
Missing out on degeneracy is a small price to pay for the keys to the kingdom of heaven

The jewish scimitar didn't end yet though which means we might dump even more by september when it ends.

>>50445839
>western Asian women
Enjoy your woke feminist whore

>>50445827
How different is it from BBQ chips?

>>50445839
>he thinks its hot chinese girls laundering stolen money by buying up canada

>>50445839
I miss the Canada portrayed in that one comic book about a cuck and his gal.

>>50445808

>>50445624
isnt it more like throwing money away since that strike has no chance of hitting? Like why not just buy the 16p

>>50445860
If we’re degenerate, it’s because your media leaks across the border and influences our culture.
Anyways this shit is getting too /pol/ and I don’t want to get banned…again.

>>50445873
Completely different flavour anon, like not even close. Like do you think bbq sauce tastes like ketchup?

Would you like to buy a barrel of oil for under $100?

Too bad.

>>50445929
Well... no but maybe a little bit?...

>>50445929
bbq sauce is ketchup, vinegar and brown sugar

>>50445326
got to be the dumbest fuck ive ever seen in a /smg/
3 of the absolute lowest iq posts in human history

Outta my way, fucking peasants.

Bears can't even crack 389 anymore. You all know what happens next

>>50445970
What is Chicken Salt even?

>>50445365
>t. Fat guy or emaciated skinny guy from a poor background

>>50445941
>>50445945
Trust me anons, it’s different. If you ever get the chance, pick up a bag of ketchup chips and wash it down with a nice bag of milk.

>>50445970
boomer chips
literally never seen that brand in my life
takis>>>>>>

>>50446002
yeah sorry mate no spics here

Wait a second.... I have to deal with leafs in /smg/ too?

>>50445970
I'm French and our supermarkets have been lacking a lot of chips brands & flavors lately. Is it still because of Putler?

>>50446008
You always had to, just didn’t know it.

>>50446008
If they're working in the oil patch, we can probably forgive them.

>>50445859
>cope
Cope

Get back to us when and if you ever knock your wife up. Until then only grown men know…

>>50446009
Bad crop, got some kind of fungus.

>>50446008
you will deal with our cancer, there is no escape

Anyone ever heard of whks? It’s an electric delivery van maker and USPS is considering replacing their fleet with a more modern one. I can’t imagine they won’t go electric.

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>>50446056
>>50446056
>>50446056

Are we going to see another post-lunch dump or will they pump it and kick off the real bear rally?

NONE OF THIS IS REAL YOU RETARDS
YOU WILL GET RUGGED IF YOU HAVENT PULLED OUT OF THE MARKET BY NOW

>>50446061
you're about 18 months late and USPS didn't pick them

I am waiting to shart this pump, I dont think I can hold it in much longer, Im gonna SHART

>>50446061
wow no I've never heard of that bro tell me more!

>I was warned
fucking kys janny

>>50446076
Source? They are like 30% of my portfolio now

>>50446061
Yeah I think some orange ass hole shilled it once. That dickhead called himself the president too!

>>50445992
Canadians need to be executed