/biz/ - Business & Finance

>TFW

What do I buy?

>>50442270
What did he say?

>>50442279
sell

the good guys are going to win

>>50442279
SIGA of course

>>50442279
Right now you should be buying more non-perishables and ammunition for all of your guns. Shit's about to hit the fan folks.

just in case any anons copied the KOLD natural gas short I posted yesterday, closed out 30 mins ago
$19.12 --> $21.06

SIGA
I
G
A

>>50442222
checked and based

>>50442279
PGNY

>>50442293
>After the NFT marketplace was announced, Michael Pachter claimed that it would be used to fund Al-Qaeda

Based Pachter

did you see that?

>>50442317

>>50442242
Him and Mark Cohodes are trying to bait holders into fedposting so they can paint us as terrorists. After the NFT marketplace was announced, Michael Pachter claimed that it would be used to fund Al-Qaeda. If you don’t know by now that GME baggies are doing something right then idk what you’re smoking

>>50442279
I boughted UA/UAA as it just hit covid lows

>>50442304
Everyone stocked up when obamination became president. No reason to buy any more.

>>50442304
Baggot when does your gookfu come back from best Korea?

What’s the argument against buying SIGA?

>g... guys
>its time to move on...

>>50442350
it could dump back down incredibly fast if some larger institution repeats its a nothingburger. its also the top.

>>50442350
zoom out

>>50442350
siga holders are homophobes

poopy market

>>50442350
The time to buy was in may, you’re just buying someone’s bags.

slight green open and violent dump

>>50442377
Seen

>>50442350
the WHO could come out and argue that it is not extraordinary because it has been endemic to africa for decades
they could argue that it's not a special event, that we saw this coming as there have been cases in africa for decades, so it's not fair to call it a public health emergency now just because it's in western countries
the WHO could say that there has been some spread to women and children but it has been overall very minimal, therefore does not constitute a threat warranting a public health emergency
the WHO could say that while the case count is high, the number of daily cases recorded in many of the initial outbreak countries has peaked and been falling or daily cases has plateaued, making it not a public health emergency of international concern
the WHO could say that while it's bad, it's not bad enough yet to warrant a public health emergency of international concern
if this happened, the stock would fall 10-20% overnight
however, this wouldn't change the course of the virus, or the future contracts with HERA, taiwan, south korea, plus every other country, so if this did happen, it would offer a buying opportunity

>>50442346
not soon enough

>>50442399
all in on HIBS

>>50442350
It doesn't pay dividends and I'm just looking for passive income not quick income

>>50442279
RIG last week when it was $2.34

>>50442418
WHO is in charge of WHO?

>>50442418
They COULD say that, but because mpox was a planned release, they WONT say that. The first WHO meeting was just theatrics to make this all look organic.

>>50442276
I don't get what "front-loaded" means in this case.

Say you borrow $100k for 20 years for a house at 2%. You owe this interest rate every year. If in year 10 you've paid back half of the principal, that means for that year you'll have to pay $1k in interest. How does frontloading decrease that? You can take the $1k and pay it in the first year, you can even pay the $20k of interest generated over the 20 years all in the first year, but you're still paying it.

>All interest has practically been paid in the first 5 years.

If anything this sounds like it would increase how much interest you have to pay? You want to pay off the principal as fast as possible, if you're frontloading interest payments, that means the principal is still there.

How is the Canadian mortgage different from what I described above?

>>50442399
very cool

>>50442317
This was a good idea. I figured it peaked but didn’t grab it before close. Will be watching it this morning but I’m probably already too late to the party.

>>50442350
Only green from here on out.
>No cure, only treatment
>spreads by touching something that touched the infected rash
>re-infection
>they've only tested gay men the last two months and denied str8 women and men
Get comfy and hope you've prepped for a pox virus. You know...those things we used to burn down cities for?

>>50442406
>slight open green
>violent dump
You forgot
>rally until crabbing to close

good morning sirs
https://youtu.be/7ixSj9Q5qVY

>>50442472
>If in year 10 you've paid back half of the principal
it's more like 40% after 10 years based on the amortization schedule.

>All interest has practically been paid in the first 5 years.
exaggeration

https://www.bankrate.com/mortgages/amortization-calculator/

>>50442477
lel

>>50442406
No please no

My mortgage payment breakdown for my first payment back in 2021

Pray now so that you may be granted gains this day

>oil down again
>futures up again

>>50442443
>who
Cute redheads

>>50442452
>mpox was a planned release
Take your meds.
https://youtu.be/TLEK0UZH4cs

Can't wait for SOXL to dump on open after a comfy pre market!

>>50442534
This months mortgage payment. I have been making $100-$150 extra payments each month going directly to principle. My goal is to have my principle payment overtake my interest payment within 5 years

>>50442279
>>50442278
Unironically GME and AMC since slipping jimmy is talking mad shit

>>50442362
If you’re still holding that shit you’re literally retarded. It’s not too late to sell and get in on GME

Why is Robinhood Gold only $5

>>50442525
>it's more like 40% after 10 years
Absolutely, I was trying to keep things simple. The point is that "interest is front loaded" sounds to me like something that is actively bad for the borrower. You're paying less valuable future debts with more valuable current money.

My guess is that Canadian anon got scammed and is thankful for it, but I'm curious if there's a different meaning behind "front loaded"..

>>50442545
Yeah you're right. Bill gates, fauci, WEF, and the world bank all being able to predict this down to the second is merely a coincidence.

>>50442554
Dude you are so fucked

WTFWT

>>50442574
because normies are too stupid to use a real brokerage

>>50442583
I know I’m not fucked. I have a 3.375% interest rate so it’s not terrible. House is awesome and in an excellent location

>>50442584

>>50442537
>oil down
Supposedly because of Libyan supply coming back.

>>50442350
Fagpox will be forgotten in a month and SIGA will crash 60%

WTFWT

did you chuds really think you could do this to AAPL? to THE MARKET? lol. lmao. roflmfao, even. AAPL IS the market. just watch. and learn. watch and learn. as they say. as AAPL. the market. melts up. go hallucinate some hidden tigers while we. make. money. and to my brothers. to my fellow bulls. h*ck yeah. we're wagmi make it. as they say. so let's. grab. that. money. perchance.

>>50442604
Is the level 2 order flow on RH inferior to other trading platforms

>melt up memes are back

Today is the day bros! Yesterday wasn't real and today we pump all the way back and get our gains back. The bottom is behind us, inflation has peaked, all aboard the elevator to new highs!

I hope all of you have orders in for TRUFF in the stock market. Best shot coin I’ve ever invested in. I got in at 5.5 with 10K and I’m up big now planning to hold for a few months. It can only ever go up, nothing but good news to come. They are quite literally already running the market. They have no competition.

>>50442574
robinhood makes a point to be low cost

>>50442657
level 2 hasn't been useful in 20 years

I'm gonna make 2% at open and then day drink all day. Let's go.

>>50442581
Predicting that degenerate sex with tons of partners and massive movements of people leads to the spreading of disease isn’t a giant leap in logic. These are smart people who can deduce outcomes from data. That’s like saying, you caused the market to pump because you made tons of money off of it. You just foresaw the consequences of market forces or you just got lucky.

I want a red day simply because the memes when we are red are funnier

crash this market, now.

* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>its a dump at open episode

>>50442750
>the majority of people catching on to wokism and awful netflix adaptations and getting brown fatigue

Why would anyone buy into this stock now of all times? It just seems to me if you didn't get in a few years ago then you are just fucked just like SOXL

holy fucking shit

>>50442729
>some of the richest people in the world who hate everyone and everything and crave power didn't have anything to do with something they predicted years in advance just by chance, t-t-they're just really smart ok!!

What are the chances we have an exact repeat of yesterday?

earnings compression when?

*KNOCK KNOCK

BOBO ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OIK BOBO?

>>50442760
C'mon market
Do sum fookin dips

>>50442733
Red day better because bulltards are insufferably retarded and think a single hedge fund can pump every single index purely to liquidate redditors.

Boise Cascade chads where we at?

sigasissies what went wrong...

>>50442808
Bretty good.

>>50442808
percentage is equal to my last 2 digits

>>50442780
>AMD, Nvidia Shut Out as Intel Eyes $52 Billion CHIPS Act Windfall
SOXL gang not looking so hot.

>>50442836
My calls are doing great. Share price is down but my calls are killing.

Not like this...

>>50442780
Yup. Too many streaming/entertainment options these days and aside from muh Stranger Things there's nothing Netflix really has that's a must-watch to most normal people. Half their movie selection is pajeet & other low-budget foreign trash because it's cheap to license.

>>50442525
Calculator isn’t working for me, also it’s shit for not giving me the option of 25 years.

>>50442472
Just look at the amortization schedule. Most of your payments in the beginning go towards your interest and not paying down the principal.

>>50442863
Pretty sure that was always the case, the others will get a bump though.

>>50442871
HBO max is unironically the only streaming service worth having, and that's only to watch their old content that wasn't pozzed like the sopranos and the wire.

>>50442863
but Intel sucks

>>50442808
low, the dump from yesterday was because bad news from apple
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-07-18/apple-to-slow-hiring-and-spending-for-some-teams-next-year

And just like that I'm in the green

looks like rotation into energy. Retards finally figured out energy is the only sector going to exceed earnings expectations. XLE +2% and oil is still red

>>50442900
The Wire was proto-nigger worship…

chop fest

Yes, I cam getting fucked... and not in a good way

>>50442904
they hired enough dindus and pajeets to get a $52 billion dollar pay day, impressive

aapl going red soon.

>>50442932
no, no it wasn't. That show hardly paints niggers in a good light.

>SIGA
lol

>>50442932
>t. Brainlet
I bet you don’t even invest in cannabis

>>50442932
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Also, what are you talking about, bitch? Have you seen the show?

every appl put strike has volume today except the strike i'm holding.

136 years later...

>>50442973
kwab

>>50442534
>>50442554
Jesus Christ man, over how many years is the mortgage. I pay less than 900$ a month for my place that costs the same.

>>50442932
The Wire was redpilled on niggers and jews

>salesforce
>boeing
>nike
>amex
Finally, the institutional money

um SPY is going down?!?!?

GERMANY OFFICIALS - WE WILL WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO DETERMINE WHETHER RUSSIA HAS CUT OFF NS1 GAS SUPPLY
>GERMANY OFFICIALS - WE WILL WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO DETERMINE WHETHER RUSSIA HAS CUT OFF NS1 GAS SUPPLY
GERMANY OFFICIALS - WE WILL WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO DETERMINE WHETHER RUSSIA HAS CUT OFF NS1 GAS SUPPLY
>GERMANY OFFICIALS - WE WILL WAIT UNTIL MONDAY TO DETERMINE WHETHER RUSSIA HAS CUT OFF NS1 GAS SUPPLY

fuck fuck fuck fuck...............

>>50443021
It's one of those new multi-generation 50 year mortgages.

Just wanted to chime in with if you don't already have a house, you're priced out forever.
>He still lives with his parents!
Happy investing!

>>50442932
You've never watched the Wire have you?

>>50443021
It’s 30 years but I’m on track to pay it off in 22. This includes escrow for my taxes and home insurance

>>50443021
Is your escrow payment lower due to lower property taxes and insurance?

Everything sells off at the exact same time
I really hate these niggers

>>50443050
After moving into my grandma's house after she passed I realized very quickly that owning a house is a fucking headache. All of your free time is going to be spent fixing shit. I'd rather rent and when something breaks they can fix it, and if I don't like something about the place you can just lol cya.

>>50442609
Why are you paying so much per month, you have a short term or something?

>>50443050
Just wanted to chime in, if you price me out of a house and I legitimately cannot afford one by legal means by the time I'm 40, I'm forcefully taking one.
>He still thinks of me as cattle
Happy living!

Alright negros. I got my 2%. Time to enjoy some day drinking. Good luck.

>sell your BVNRY they said.
You mother fuckers.

aapl $145 put strike has no volume today, yet OI
looks like im gonna get bogged again

>>50443093
Paying so much what? The balances are listed out in the pick. Principle, interest, and escrow

>>50443095
that's a man

>>50443121
How transphobic of you. You will end red today.

>>50443095
need a golf whore

>>50443095
Why do I see this all the time now? What is this some new zoomer activity now? No one wants to play putt putt golf anymore?

>>50443021
You obviously aren’t taking insurance and taxes into account with that $900 number. I pay just shy of $1100 a month for my mortgage and $500 for taxes and insurance

$WOLF

I think we should start compiling a list of all the Jewish tricks ((they)) use to manipulate the market. Then we can put them together in a convenient pocket book, and we can keep them for reference.

I'm not gonna lie. It's pretty frustrating watching WHC pump 5% daily in Australia while BTU just crabs around at 6 month lows here in US markets.

what THE FUCK is Lockhead Martins problem?:

safe to say that AAPL is just a volatile version of SPY?

>>50443039
If only

>>50443145
A-aren't you Jewish? Just write down your daily routine

>>50443021
You either live somewhere where property taxes are insanely low, or you're not putting money aside for them every month in escrow. With homeowner's insurance and property tax that amount isn't high at all.

>>50442965
>>50442978
>>50442983
>>50443022
You guys are pathetic.. and BLIND. The niggers are absolute hero outlaws, larger than life. Even the villains like Chris are near superhuman anti-heroes. The whites are complete retards—lookin at you Mcnulty. Based lawyer chick is a coal burner, take no shit captain is a literal in the closet fudge packer…

Like I said, PROTO, Frodo.

>>50443140
BIG SWINGS ONLY
BIG HITS, LONG DRIVE

>>50443138
Golf people male or female are a collection of the worst human beings on the planet. You don't need that shit.
>>50443145
It's already been made, it's called the Talmud. You should know that baggot.

Why are semis ripping? CHIPS bill pass or something?

>>50443145
>The Protocols of the Investors of Zion

>>50443021
Make sure you pay atleast a small sum towards the principle balance every month. Interest is definitely front heavy on mortgages

>>50443189
Golf is based you troglodyte.

ALL DATA BAD
BOFA WARNS OF EXPECTATIONS OF GLOBAL GROWTH TO RECORD LOW
CHINA DUMPING US DEBT
HOUSING STARTS PLUMMET
STOCK MARKET UP

>>50443225
Quit selling the bottom, memearinno. Also, take your meds.

>>50443215
Take a look at this faggot
Next youre gonna say child blood rituals are based too because of your slave mentality

>>50443215
Fuck you
https://youtu.be/x1-axqBZdNk

>>50443173
SIGAbros aren't blind yet

>>50443173
The only character remotely painted in a hero-outlaw light is Omar, a gay black man, who meets his glorious end...getting shot in the head by a 10 year old from behind.

>>50443243
Too soon…

Let's say you have to buy meme stock, which one you'll buy? AMC or GME? and why

>>50443230
>>50443237
I'm hitting 18 today after the market closes and guess what, you faggots are NOT invited

>>50442259
I ended the day 2% down because Cramer rung that fucking bell. Please /smg/ let today be better.

>>50443252
MODS! underage bb& this piece of shit

>>50443070
>This includes escrow for my taxes and home insurance
That explains it, still why do people do that. Doesn’t that limit your choices in an event where your short cash one month? Like I’d much rather default on my taxes and pay an interest rate on it than default on my mortgage, insurance and taxes all at once. Besides convenience there’s no benefit to lopping it on your mortgage???

>>50443250
GME next time it goes below 100. Retards will pump again.

>>50443245
What I said is true. They are all lifted up. Still victims of their circumstances, yes, but elevated. And I think you see it now, too.

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK BOYS WHAT THE FUUUUCK !!!!! I BEEN TELLING YOU BOYS SINCE 1.80. I HOPE YOU ACCCOOOOOOOOMULATED LIKE IVE BEEN DOING

Yep I think this is gonna be a good day for SARKgods

>>50443261
I managed to perfectly sell the top. Too bad I was short.

called it
bobos in disbelief

fucking fake market

>>50443262
>mfw my new PXG irons just came in

>>50443290
When you say it everyday eventually you will be right.

>>50443290
>>50443297
We've been sliding -1% every single day since last November, of course it's bullrun time now. You had a good one bears, it's time for you to hibernate now.

>>50443264
It’s comfortable for me. It leaves no room for error and me and my wife make double that payment amount every two weeks as income. I should be getting money back and having my escrow amount lower because I signed up for the florida homesteader tax break. Basically it takes $100,000 off of the value of the home tax wise as long as it’s my primary residence

Physical videogame retailers are the future

dump incoming. pumps are way too weak

Fed jews keeping the market up from dying. fuck the jews

NFLX puts can't print 3 earnings in a row can they??

>>50443141
It’s 900$ plus 80$ insurance, 260$ taxes if you go by monthly.
I pay my taxes separate from my mortgage and it’s broken down into 4 payments a year.

>>50443252
Dang, hopefully you have enough energy to frot with your boyfriend after.

why are we pumping

>>50443328
Yea my taxes are a fair bit higher and my insurance is like $200 a month because I live on the florida coast and we get hurricaines

SOXL BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

>>50442572
Lol amc is the strong horse here not gme
>y.. you should s..sell your negative cost basis shares and buy into an nft/funco pop distributor

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50443326
I'm taking the opposite trade. This shit will fly even on bad news like MU.
Zoom out.

>Went up 1% in the green
>Go take a shower
>Now just up 0.36%
>It keeps going down

I THOUGHT I WAS OUT

>>50443266
Yeah that's why I was thinking too, I should have done that.

>>50443355
Cinemas around the country are closing left and right. The movie theater is a thing of the past. Of course GME is too.

Ass

>>50443207
Why would I do that when I can get a better interest rate for the money in my bank than what my mortgage interest rate is? Doesn’t it make more sense to just lock my cash into a GIC at a higher rate then when my mortgage comes up for renewal I can lop it all into the mortgage at once with all that interest earned?

Honestly... at this point, I guess I should be looking forward to bootcamp...

>>50443398
You have 30 seconds to hydrate. 25 seconds has elapsed.

What the FUCK is going on with IBM?

Why the fuck is nvda, of all the bullshit in the soxl pile, dumping the hardest
Why the fuck is every light turning red for me when I drive
Am I the brain in the jar?

>>50443351
Jesus that blows. I live in Orlando and my insurance is already $1300 a year with Farmers. Couldn't imagine living on the coast.

>>50443385
AMC is no longer a movie theater chain, they're a junior miner.

>>50443398
someone make this pepe drinking michelob ultra

>>50443425
Pelosi's husband is feeling the heat and having to cover his tracks

>>50443398
idk how it is in America but Canadians are some of the best paid soldiers in NATO.
Plus when you go on deployments you don't pay taxes for that time out on deployment and get danger and hazard pay.
Can come home with an extra 20,000 plus all that you saved since you couldn't spend it.

And if you're smart you'll put it in dividend stocks to make about 1500 a year then use that to invest into actual proper growth stocks.

>>50443431
Someone already did

>>50443393
You can certainly do that. It’s why I only put a small amount towards extra principle a month. I just want to pay off the mortgage early and build equity faster. You’d be surprised something like $1000 a year extra on a mortgage of our size ($250,000) would allow us to pay it back 8 years early

>>50443442
thanks fren!

>>50443284
based Hanako appreciator

>>50443437
>And if you're smart you'll put it in dividend stocks to make about 1500
Nope they'll just buy a hemi Dodge Charger and a riced up motorcycle/Harley when they get home

>>50443431
Have a superior ARK Innovation pepe chud

>SPY might hit $400 this week

SOXL SISTERS PRICE TARGET EOD? (ASSUMING THE BILL PASSES)

>>50443437
I make $200k now, but I'm probably going to get fired because I'm so depressed and unproductive. My stocks doing bad are only making things worse. It might be time to blow up my life for the 2nd time in 2 years...

bobo

>>50443398
Don't fight for Israel poem anon.
>>50443429
The only junior miner I can trust is NAK.

You DID purchase some discounted SOXL shares, right? Oh no my little bobo, don't tell me you're all in SOXS... Oh no no no no no no no
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>50443466
fuck ARKK, SARK all the way

>>50443508
I bought some at $14 and $13

>>50443461
Every 18 year old with a new F150

>>50443499
Honestly, I'd probably end up working in R&D or weapons testing. I have experience there from before (as a contractor).

This pump is what we call "fake & gay". Sell into strength is the name of the game today.

good morning
I haten bobo

>>50443486
Wanna sit down and talk about it?
AIR CHAIRS
GET THERE

>>50443512
Delete this post immediately, this is anti-innovation and anti-science.

>https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2022/7/19/gazprom-tells-european-buyers-gas-supply-halt-beyond-its
>https://www.nytimes.com/2022/07/19/business/nordstream-shutdown.html
BOILbros. We may be looking at a massive spike on Friday if they don’t turn this shit back on.

>>50443529
Well then make sure you end up getting "PTSD" so you can get disability after. So many of my military friends get disability for ridiculous bullshit. It's pretty based.

Another 90+ degree day. Fuck Summer

>>50443437
Just go to the oilsands if you want money, you'd make 3-4x that. They're even more desperate than the military for people with average IQ and without drug habits.

got my spy puts locked and loaded, now lets make some g_d damn money!

>>50443579
This is why I'm glad I invested in newer insulation under my roof. Shit works absolute miracles keeping everything cool without running the AC for too long

okay 10 minutes until 10:30 dump, we shall know if this is fake or not

>>50443540
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>>50443582
If you're smart with the military you can get them to pay off your schooling for free, just owe them time in and usually by the time you finish that terms of service they would owe you 80,000 for schooling.

I hate activist investors
Just let Pelosi make me money, you niggers

Anyone else gonna buy tesla puts before market close?

>>50443612
uh, no. ew.

Why is it going up? What is this bull shit?

>>50443627
I actually might buy SOXL puts for next week

>>50443614
>If you're smart with the military you can get them to pay off your schooling for free
Lol I'm 35 years old, I already went to and paid for school.

>>50443604
Idk about you, but I just had wet burrito dumps and it was glorious
My bad for adding in all that damn hot sauce

>>50443641
lol yeah you go to the oilsands then you missed out on the fun and drug addictions

>>50443556
BOIL tracks US henry hub gas futures. US gas price is being pushed down due to export capacity limitations with freeport lng terminal still closed due to explosion last month.

By the time exports re-open, it'll be priced into the futures curve so you'll never benefit, since BOIL only tracks front month. Right now contango's pretty light, but it'll steepen heavily as winter approaches.

>>50443637
Nice pun lol

>>50443614
Yeah bro, just go into the military and become an hero.

>>50443641
I don't even know if 30 year old boomers can join the military?

>>50443661
I checked, USAF lets you in up to 39. Army and Navy are low 30s, but I could get a waiver for my experience and skillset. Marines ain't going to happen, but I'm fine with that. Space Force still has no idea what it's doing

Not even my squat pr can lift these shorts

>>50443443
I would look at what you’re saving in interest payments by doing that. We’re in an environment where interest rates are rising and it seems to me that it makes more sense to not pay down a fixed rate debt. I was going to pay an extra 10k on my mortgage and I figured it would only save me a 4000$ over 20 years. I’d rather just carry the debt over 20 years and invest the 10k, I’d probably make more than 4K over the 20 years with it.
Ps I was mistaken about only having 4000$ interest left on my mortgage, it’s probably 30k?

>>50443640
I wonder how fast line moves with etf options

Yes! Line go up Up UP!!

>>50443661
The military is pretty desperate for anyone at this point. Zoomers woke up and realized fighting and dying for Israel isnt in their best interest. Plus they don't have the good benefits anymore like they did back in the 2000's.

markets aren't gonna do shit until netflix. I'm betting that analyst "expectations" are gonna be so retardedly low that we'll see a 15% pump.

Why are the euROPEan indexes pumping to the moon today?

>>50443684
I assume 90% of the military is essentially welfare and useless but the gov can spend shit loads of money with no oversight especially meme shit like the Space Force.

>>50443640
With all the upcoming earnings reports you are basically guaranteed to lose all your money doing that.

>>50443719
Can't wait until the ultimate king boomer Biden drafts the zooomers, kek, that will be an absolute shitshow

>>50443726
I have no clue how to gauge things when it comes to subscriber based company. >>50443726

>>50443719
And lets face it, not only will the army try and jew you out of any bonuses; inflation will eat into any bonus you might receive.

>>50443733
>meme shit like the Space Force.
It's not meme shit. It's meant to track and defend against space threats. It's probably first and the only organization that does this. Planes started with pieces of canvas and engine that could barely lift itself.

OKAY BUY SOXS
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>>50442932
>The Wire was proto-nigger worship
nigger what the fuck were you watching? it wasn't the wire

>>50443798
No thanks.

>>50443755
further automation of the military is more likely

>SPX RSI at 78
>still going

So SPY’s gonna test 390 for the fourth time?

AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYIN
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>>50443732
bad news are always good news for the market

>>50443537
look buddy, it was funny the first time, dont try and force this become a "thing" you are embarrassing yourself.

>>50443612
Dear Liberals,

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang that shy animal pony so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to ponyville I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Fluttershy. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Fluttershy's tight horse pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/mare babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbor's horse. I've dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Netflix subscription. I might not ever get to see Fluttershy again.

Sincerely,

Conservatives

im green

>>50443833
Get fucked, ta nigger

>>50443833
>>50443834
The people demand a face-melting bear rally, fags. Play or fall behind.

gradually I began to hate them

FUCK FUCK FUCK THE SCHIZOS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG WHY DIDNT I INVERSE CRAMER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>50443833

>>50443719
During periods of economic turmoil military recruitment grows. Whenever there’s a conflict or threat of one the government hovers over the fuck the economy button. It’s how the USA gets away with a full volunteer army.

>>50443755
The draft wouldn't even work anymore. This isn't the 60's, patriotism is dead.

I would like an apology for all you who laughed at me for buying soxl a few weeks ago

did i buy SOXL at the top

>>50443857
I am suddenly stricken with a longing for a girl like this who is a town bike and has basic bitch interests but is also somehow interested in my autustic hobbies and watches me grind in video games while she talks to me about some vapid bullshit and we would occasionally fuck as well.

>order held while securities are located

>>50443906
I'd go just so I can grab the seat closest to the bus driver and off him

>>50443906
See>>50443891
They don’t have to do a draft, they can pigeon hole you into joining out of free will.

>>50443913
brother I told you what to do, you just need to pay attention
>>50443798

>MNMD down again on a market green day
biomemes, never again
that mistake cost me 5k(unrealized)

>>50443916
I would literally fuck any female
I am extremely lonely

>>50443755
>Listen up Jack, ...kinds of things that have to be done, um, you know, there's a, ah, during World War, Two, uh, you know, what Roosevelt came up with a thing, uh, you know, that was, uh, totally different than a, than the, the ah, he called it, ah, you know, the World War II, he had the war, the the War Production Board.

>>50443888
Checked
Yup
We were right

>>50442702
Have a nice drink today, anon. Cheers!

Mmm yes pump tesla

>>50443946
Yeah, kek, pretty much this

Regional bank anon, looks like you were over the target on signature.

>>50443946
>War Production Board
genius.

>>50443888
kekked

shills get the rope

>>50443916
a lid for every pot
except the incels they get no lid, ever
haha

>>50443755
>declare draft
>If the zoomer is an obese tranny, they join
>If the zoomer is fit for combat, they kill the draft officer
Brilliant

My little call printing

>>50443987
Feet

>>50443992
>>50443824
>>50443906
>>50443936

Nah, getting zoomers to join is easy just saying they are fighting to kill white people for climate change and trans rights. Congrats lines as long as the eye can see to join.

ok this has to be the short term top

>>50443987
We need to take a minute to appreciate the based nigger who completely ignored the cries of thots.

>>50444011
Nice predditor spacing

>>50444007
>3 figure nigger
Oh my, how precious. Darling little thing you are~
Don't ever let anyone discourage you from your investing journey

say goodnight bobos

>Scaramucci's SkyBridge Capital has suspended client withdrawals from one of its funds

It's real.

New thread

>>50444043
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>>50443913
>spikes 8%
Hmm I wonder retard

>>50442279
You could go Giga-Retard and buy GME, AMC, and MVIS and reap the benefits of research if others.

>>50444013
And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from da club. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the thots. The cries of the thots. You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is hitting the wall day and to them it is the holocaust". And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you, Jesus

>>50444007
Never give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GnLxUKku8Y

>>50443978
Too bad he couldnt get puts against it since mentioned it after close.

>>50444138
I think he may have already had a short position, I was the person who mentioned the earnings date and being too late to buy puts for me.

>>50443987
that wild skank in the yellow couldve used some bear mace as well

>>50443595
oh no no no no

New thread

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>>50444097
It's always gonna be sour grapes until you get right with JEEE-zus

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>>50444389
Prune all those threads until these niggers make it right
It's not too much work, fucking shitheads
Me, no, I won't bake, fuck you Sarah Michelle Gellar

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>>50443207
With mortgages do you have to pay interest first? I was going to get pre-approved after rates go up again, because I had been thinking I could get a 30 year mortgage and pay it off in less than 10, and refinance in the future if rates go down. Is that a bad idea?

Bulltrap? Should I sell?