/biz/ - Business & Finance

just say independent investor

>>50443295
Women don’t want to talk about money or finances in general they just want to “subtly” pick up on the fact that you have it.

>>50443319
but you are letting her know that you are probably loaded

>>50443295
Digital asset portfolio manager
Or just say you're "in tech"
If you're an artist throw down some quick photoshop work to keep in your phone and say you're a graphic designer

I put rohypnol in overpriced coffee.

>>50443338
That's the point, give them the idea that you're loaded without being too direct about it.
It makes every women I met wet

>>50443295
Lol just say you work from home doing some tech form of tech bullshit

>>50443295
>Hello my dear ma'am anon nice to meet you too. I know you are very bussy person so let me come to the point. I have a very great opportunity for you
>"Coin with based white dev and great community"
>Do you know the about binance chain ser....

>>50443349
These are all cringe and women have no respect for that.
Just flat out lie and say you’re managing a team of asset managers or you’re the head of asset management.
Don’t bring up tech or “digital” anything.

>>50443295
"I'm an investor."
That's it. If she's a dumb whore after money she will be content with that.
If she asks "what kind of investmets", you can start talking about crypto and stocks and if you know your shit you can have a nice conversation that makes you look good.

>>50443295
gambler

I just say I'm a drug dealer

>>50443295
P o r t f o l i o
M a n a g e r

>>50443295
I'm a DJ and aspiring model

>>50443295
>bare brick wall

>>50443295
I don't know why you guys have to be so formal
I unironically take to bee yourself pill so I would say something like "degenerate gambler" and then clarify that I do investments

>>50443295
I don't know or care about what you typed because of your lust proving image but it's actually a shitty instathot, shit fakeass pose, handle on wrong side of cup, espresso spilled everywhere, basic bitch fashion, unappetizing muffin, bathroom tile tables, hipster ass brick wall interior that was shittily done, the more I look at this image the more I get angry at how shit it is

>>50443295
if she seems rowdy
>drug dealer

if she seems more cautious
>i saved up for while to take a break and work on personal stuff

it doesn't matter what you tell them as long as you have social grace

>>50443295
Tell her you sell the bodies of the dozens of women you have drugged and chained in your basement.

Say you do contract work and you're under NDA. Say you wish you could tell her but there'd be serious consequences if your employer found out.

>>50443329
Just subtly drop your zestimate and watch her retreat to the bathroom for a quick bean flick.

>>50445529
This, unless you're a salty rentoid who is priced out forever

Murders and exections.

>>50443386
that is a mistake
I did this subtly move many times and always ended up having sex BUT not wild alpha male chad tier sex that I believe I deserve
instead she sees you as a beta male provider and will do enough dirty moves to keep your interested and chasing her smelly pussy, no good blowjobs or anal or anything else chad would have for free
some even blatantly asked for gifts and expensive dinners while being single moms!

>>50445927
yeah the reason i dont like the idea of straight up say im rich is because im not buying her free shit
im cheap

>>50446283
Yes, no matter how wealthy I am I will never give to someone who doesn't deserve or has earned it.

>>50443295
Yo dumbass, she doesnt give af what you do lmao.

>>50446469
what do you mean she loves me

>>50443295
Memecoin flipper and a Web3 Developer

I always give a glib answer that undersells what I really do. So I own a clothing store and run a small landscaping company. I legitimately say “I fold clothes and cut grass.” It’s a good icebreaker, so for crypto I would say “I look at lines on a chart all day.” Then they can assume you’re a day trader or something. Good luck OP

Imagine thinking it's cringe when you're literally making bank through bitdao lmao

take the decentralized finance pill, anon.

>>50448151
We Devs are the hot cake now, free to fuck any Asian pussy
>Even now we can develop in any programming Langauge, QVM is the answer to every Devs dream

>>50448375
wait what
women care about devs?

>>50443295
YES
GRAB YOUR PHONE, GRAB YOUR MONEY, BUY A BUNCH OF ZHAO, GET RICH, GET HOES, GET BOATS, YOLO

Be a fucking man and tell her straight how it is.

>I short Bitcoin every single fucking day for every penny that it's worth and I love it.
>I invest small amounts of money into projects with potential like $LACE and $ATOM and even $XRP in hopes they'll pump further and further.
>I shitpost on 4chan's /biz/ board on a daily basis to keep my mind focused, entertained, and on the grind mentality.

Be a man.

>>50449979
If you show that rektfolio to any woman they'll instinctively run away immediately (their gold digging sixth sense triggered and tells them you lost money)

>>50446469
how do i find a girl that in fact doesnt care about what i do bros...

>>50443395
>bussy
kek

>>50443295
I shitpost on 4chan and bait niggas into (You)s while developing software

ive literally just straight up said "stuff" and when they some gay shit like "stuff huh... haha great answer! okay, really what do you do?" i just tell them not to worry about it. did not kill the convo or anything.

>>50446283
and cause youre not rich

>>50443295
Just say what you like doing with your time

I'm retired.

>>50445287
I have never said this, but this unironically sounds like a pretty good answer. She either thinks you are a creep or Dark triad machiavelian psycho chad

>>50449979
> I'm very racist, have issues with intimacy and all my friends are online.Grind mentality, babe

Worse than that boomer going round a bar saying "looking good ladies"

>>50443295
It's not what you say, it's the attitude in which you say it.

I've had femoids start showing interest after an autistic rant about different state policies on crypto and digital currencies (don't ask, I cannot help myself sometimes).

So you can be le ebin Criptoe trader and tell her this, but you cannot be ashamed of being le ebin criptoe trader and act like it.

>>50443295
Digital Asset Fund Manager
>Managed a high value digital asset portfolio on behalf of third-party entities via personalized risk assessment strategies; achieving extreme consistent growth (AAR: 900%)
>(bought a few linkies for mum)

Liquidity Provider
>Provided high value liquidity to leading Automated Market Maker protocols
>(parked linkies on amm scam)

APR Strategist:
>Established various APR generating strategies via distributed service provisioning models; such as peer-to-peer lending and liquidity providing, and data aggregating, data curating and court arbitrating protocols.
>(memestaking and yield farming)

Angel Investor/Venture Capitalist:
>Assisted cutting-edge startups in securing early-stage funding via distributed protocols; consultancy on hyper-growth scaling and marketing
>(threw a few eths at scam ico's, shilled in telegram groups)

Marketing Consultant/Artwork Creator
>Contributed key artwork and led marketing strategy campaigns for leading fintech startups
>(made a few pepes, hired pajeets to shill on biz)

Fintech (Financial Technology) Experts & Research
>Deep dive research and up-to-date expertise focused on academic whitepapers, industry reports, R&D in the fast-moving fintech sector
>(read the first pages of chainlink and wef whitepapers)

Quantitative Algorithmic Trader & Technical Market Analyst
>Developed specialized trading automation tools and applied advanced mathematical and geometrical study models to succeed in high-risk financial market environments
>(made a shitbot and drew some lines)

Fiscal Optimizer
>Optimized fiscal contributions via legal loopholes, geographic relocation and fund reallocation strategies
>(monero'd wallet and fucked off to Thailand)

>>50449420
Z who?

>>50443295
>so.. what do you do for a living?
business
>what business?
none of yours
fuck this and fuck you bitch and fuck your stupid boring question, i'm gonna DM my instathot to rim and suck my dick dry

>>50445927
>she made me eat her pussy