/biz/ - Business & Finance

I went to the gym, as self punishment for losing so much money lately (and to get ready for bootcamp I guess), and I saw this cool little guy outside the window...

Poem anon is the cringest faggot here. Dude is 35 and trying to join the army. You fat fuck will never be a reservist. You are financially ruined, and your asshole has no elasticity.

>>50437570
Let's talk SIGA.
$15 stock for $1 billion market cap.
$1500 stock for $100 billion market cap?
Check my math stockchads, tell me where I'm wrong
SIGA is going to make me rich

You DID heed the warning, correct?

How are the futures bros?

>>50437605
cute bunny. the university campus where I work is filled with white tailed jackrabbits. they look like this except their ears are longer.

>>50437605
hey idiot. Why not just join Rocker's janitor crew? Are you the same retard last week who wanted to be a tree? YWNBAT

>>50437658
...did I want to be a tree? I don't remember that, but maybe. And no I'll never be a janny of any kind

>>50437613
Without (((global))) bumps outbreak.

>>50437613
>pajeet shilling tierlist

>>50437675
Here is some advice if you are thinking about a life change. Just fly to KAUAI and live on the beach with the thousands of other hippies. Atleast you will get a tan and fuck all the puss you could want. Fish for your food, wash your balls in the ocean, and just chill

>>50437712
Is that the island that Larry Ellison of ORCL owns? I don't want to get anywhere near that asshole

found a pic of rocker and forkliftanon when they meet up for gaysex

Brazil bros, caught the morning pump and cleared 5k today before the dump. After the earnings dump this week we might play again.

Is REIT Anon here? I only saved half of your spreadsheet, Could have sworn there was another part of this that had cell tower REITs and shit in it.

>>50437712
>ywn slam 60s hippie chicks in swiss family robinson treehouses on the northshore of kauai
feels badman

You guys are shorting regional banks’ earnings r-right? You don’t wanna miss out on free money do you??

>>50437792
shes got a decent face but those are a real pair of saggers.
>>50437801
Which banks you think are going to do the worst? HSBC seems like its in some shit.

>>50437813
>https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/mbvd/hawaii-kauai-hippies-treehouses-taylor-camp
well, there are plenty, take your pick

>>50437813
HSBC could quite possibly be the scetchiest major bank in the world, who knows what they are hiding

>>50437752
John is much girthier

>>50437705

>>50437813
HSBC is not regional, in fact I think they’re considered a gsib.
I was thinking more like Truist, Signature, Keycorp etc

>>50437835
gross, did you save those pics he posted?

I'm starting to get sick of rocker

>>50437855

>>50437862
I'm enjoying watching his slow descent into full blown schizo mode. He's a year from being Tinny 2.0

>>50437900
he named his meds recently and one of them is literaly used to treat bipolar an schizophrenics so you might be right about the schizo mode

wtf was all that shit that fell out of the box in his latest video? looked like Skylanders or some shit

>>50437712
I went to Kauai in 2019. It was beautiful, but I still prefer Maui.

>>50437914
Yeah, I was wondering that too. It was obviously staged.... but whatever, I'm still kind of curious

>>50437915
i liked kauai just because it was more locals and less boomers
i also saw elizabeth olsen there

>>50437928
Forgot pic

>>50437915
hawaii is a shithole filled with the world fattest homeless people publically smoking crack on the beach and in public parks.

>>50437935
beautiful. i got stranded for hours somewhere that looked like that by a flash flood in a shitty little rental car kek

>>50437900
Slow descent? He’s full schizo without the meds. He’s 2 days away from purposely contracting the pox and spreading it across the US to try and justify his sigs trade and make 2scoops finally fuck his gay, tranny loving ass

Opening bid, good sirs?

https://mousejak.myshopify.com/

>>50437928
That’s totally true. It was a much more authentic experience in Kauai. Hawaii is where I’m moving to if I ever really make it. For now, I’ll just visit every couple of years. Taking my kids next time.

>>50437944
I’m from the Bay Area. That’s an upgrade.

>>50437829
I remember that story from a few years back when they got popped for laundering money for the Sinaloa cartel which included them accepting cash deposits in the form of specially made boxes form fit for the teller windows. Not one banker got arrested and the fine was less then they profited off the venture.
>>50437827
>Tenant harassment
Signature Bank has been the center of numerous protests due to mistreatment of tenants by landlords who receive loans from the bank.[30][31] Despite these accusations, the Association for Neighborhood & Housing Development has applauded the bank's commitment to responsible lending practices as it pertains to low and middle income tenants.
Hmmm sounds promising that they do a lot of not so great loans and could get squeezed by rates and rising unemployment.

>>50437928
I would tongue the sand out of that clam if you know what I mean

I'm thinking its oil call time again, maybe even uranium calls

>>50437981
they also bank 5 stablecoins and 12 crypto exchanges which is here in assuming their problems will stem from. Lots of crypto related deposits have probably melted off the balance sheet this quarter
These guys are risk taking, greedy retards. They lost hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars giving ridiculous taxi medallion loans to cab drives who couldn’t pay them back.

>>50438009
No please elaborate. Why would there be sand?

>>50438009
sorry, I dont know what you mean. explain.

i can't believe this Gazprom force majeure thing isn't bigger news yet.

>>50438027
>>50438030
After a nice long day of sunbathing without a towel, a few sand grains are bound to be stuck to her moist sweating hairless vagina. I would bury my wet tongue right in that vagina violently lashing and slurpling. Once a passerby rips me away from her, I will swim away, never to be seen away.

>>50438032
Who cares

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>>50437638
Love how this pic caught on after I posted it earlier.... I’m also responsible for 70% of Bobo pics in /smg/ I see that I’ve been posting since January

>>50437964
Is this a subtle SIGA shill?

>>50438056
Based

>>50438085
Fucking Garbage Don is shit posting 24/7. I want a trash to diesel scam so I can get rich quick and talk about gaysex all day on stocktwits.

>>50438056
So you're saying that the waves aren't the only thing shes going to be riding?
>>50438024
Damn, their earnings are pre-market tomorrow guess I missed shorting it for now.

I would heem every single SOXS holder in this thread

>>50438064
If you're going to buy bullshit otc penny scam stocks at least buy CMRZF.

>>50438126
If you're going to invest in metal microcaps, GAYMF is right up your alley.

>>50438126

My IRA is 100% in CWSFF. My total investments include a 1998 honda civic and a Roth worth about $9.

Is this enough to retire on?

>>50438113
Ah my bad didn’t realize. There’s plenty of other regional banks though PNC, Keycorp, Truist, FifthThird. I didn’t look up their earnings dates tho

10 more days until the collapse begins in earnest

>>50438151
Sir, very needful. You will make it. I promise you my friend.

>>50438126
For me, it’s AITX. One the best scams out there.

>>50438151
>Not even 1 share of SIGA
NGMI

>When you see inventory builds, think two things. "Just in Case" supply chain management, and inflation. There is nuance in everything, and please don't think anything, including stories on my meaning, is as simple as you want it to be.

>t. doctor autist bear last tweet.

What did he mean by this, /sgm/?

>>50438171

Well I'm not even kidding. It's actually under $9. I'm broke and I still give my financial opinions on this board. I'm also smug about it

Please sirs
I hate my life and I can't escape

>>50438187

Nah. Isn't China just going to release another super virus that overshadows gaypõx anyway?

>>50438213
Well, you gotta try harder then. All good things in life require sacrifice.

>>50438209
based
/smg/ allows anyone with an opinion. We just have to sift through a ton of cocks and schizophrenia to see the truth. I do not trust anyone and I sure as fuck do not trust bobo posters. Anyone that types a massive word salad essay gets ignored.

>>50438225
Smallpocks. 30% kill rate.

I sold today

>>50438259
so this really is the bottom, thanks anon

>>50438209
kek. this board is getting better and better

>>50438144
>>50438151

I don't have any faith in microcaps with shit history. I do have faith in a war in congo thats about to happen that will drive up the price of coltan, and will lead to alot of it being banned for export under conflict minerals rules, which produces 65% of the worlds tantalum. this company can produce it ethically.

>>50438250

If China does that, they might get invaded or nuked. I guess the globalists are too stupid to realize no one likes super viruses being released on purpose.

Let's see how steep their learning curve is

>>50438271
>I do have faith in a war in congo thats about to happen
>will lead to alot of it being banned for export under conflict minerals rules
Shit, I was just making a gay joke. Now I gotta ask: what's it like being married to the speaker of the house?

>>50438277
Kek, you mean like releasing a virus in their own population then flying them around the world? This time they would just say my bad and offer assistance while everyone dies.

>>50438267
It was the top, clearly that poster is jewish, just look at all the banks that are about to get absolutely obliterated this week.

>>50438302

Entire world governments would turn their back on China if smallpox is released. It would be an act of war and it wouldn't take long

>>50438327
fair point but BAC didn't get obliterated on monday

>>50437613
>linear scaling

>>50438333
Where do all our medicines come from anon? China can do whatever they want.

>>50438386
well, maybe it's time to start over. kind of a 'great reset' if you will

I left for work at noon. Wtf happened?

>>50438327
why regionals?????????

>>50438085
Garbage Don makes a good point

>>50438415
You know what happened anon

>>50438369
>bioweapon with 50 mutations

>>50438431
i don't 3: i just got back from work

>>50438426
the garbage don poster makes good points, but holy fuck hes racist homophobe piece of shit

I'm looking at option flow and trying to reverse engineer what firms are doing. They've obviously constructed a low-risk position such that they'll benefit from contracts staying in a range, rather than being long or short on price movement.
However, I can't seem to figure out what they're long or short on. They did this in June on the 17th as well, one put leg and like 4 or 5 call legs.

>>50438448
I'll give you a hint. It was the jews.

Welp, that Google gamble turned out to be a shamble...

Bought 1 share of GOOG back in March, betting that there would be demand after the split. Joke's on me, it ended the day down!

>At least I got 20 shares of legalized spyware...

>>50438468
It would be quite humorous indeed if a group of minecraft activists banned lgbt activists from the server.

>>50438468
well i mean, how do they know if remains are M or F?

>>50438277
Checked for truth, but they already got away with the bat flu because we were involved. No one will be held accountable for anything unless the citizens themselves take up arms and fight their own governments.
We’re (the US) involved with monkeybumps too. Wuhan was already goofing with it. All these things are to confuse the population and make them sick and demoralized. It’s a fucked up plan, but it’s working; albeit not as well as they hoped.

>>50438520
Depends if the remains were found in the middle east or europe

>>50438367
Yeah, umm idk why they moved up on an earnings miss, possibly just the broader market positivity during the early trading or big money moving cash out of tech names into "stable" banks.
>>50438520
Women don't have a penis bone.

AAPL is going to dump on earnings
stop hating on rocker and short AAPL and buy bitcoin

>>50438545
>Tech is going to dump
>Buy this ponzi scheme digital coin that trades like a leveraged NASDAQ
Pass.

>>50438545
Who do you think won? The people that constantly shorted Apple, or the people that bought every dip over 10 years?
I don’t have an opinion, I’m just wondering what you think.

>>50438561
Not.
Your.
Keys.
Not.
Your.
Bitcoin.
*dunks on u*

>>50438567
Shorts are meant to be a short duration too, generally. You wouldn't necessarily hold one for a year, but you could

>>50438576
So would the big brain move to hold shares and sell puts?

>>50438545
invert this guy in everything he says

>>50438032
Lets see what happens Thursday. I bought long usd/short eur

>>50438587
Short shares and sell puts, it's like the opposite of a covered call

>>50438520
Because.. theyre different.

You can even tell if he wae caucasion or not

Seriously what's the play today

Fuckin just woke up from sleep paralysis but wasn't that bad just some burqa wearing nun standing at the end of my bed couldn't see her dumb face, they don't scare me like they used to

>>50438769
netflix puts.

>>50438769
depends if the support holds. The first bounce from yesterday was a potential floor. but more likely than not we're going down.

>>50438567
what the fuck do you think, idiot
obviously the dip buyers on apple won. but even better would be to long apple and go net-short on times where its earnings reports during a recession

>>50438561

Pretty sure these large institutions that own BTC aren't dumb enough to leave them on coinbase servers

>>50438769
Might jump into some 120p NFLX on open for shits and giggles.

>>50438769
Hold and accumulate cash

>>50438796
I used to have that except with the aliens from Mars Attacks! when I was a kid

>>50438796
I had that happen to me years ago. I woke up on fire. I was screaming and trying to move but I was nailed to the bed. Then JC came in to view and told me that everything would be ok. The flames died down and the nails evaporated. I’m not a religious person, but it was the most surreal experience of my life. I went to the church down the street and the next day and told the priest what had happened to me. He said Jesus had called upon me and that I’d been ordained by Christ.
I’ve been a Paladin ever since.

Anons, how do I profit from Germany fucking up massively?

https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/gazprom-declares-force-majeure-will-halt-gas-flows-germany-indefinitely

>>50438844
I knew that. I was fishing.

>>50438877
Someone remake this with “Everyone was heemed during the making of this video”

>>50438457
Okay, I played around with it a bit and I think this is what they did (based only on today's option volume and Friday's expiry - I'm ignoring calendar spreads, long/short volume, and asset price movements)

>+103x 129P
>+219x 129C
>-408x 130C
>-347x 131C
>+451x 132C
>-546x 133C
>-2014x 134C
>+14000 long
>undefined loss (bad), approx -2.5 SDs downside, +1.5 SDs upside

>>50438877
Short the DAX, it's literally free money right now.

>>50438916
Looks good bro. I don’t know what the fuck that means.

>>50438916
Looking at the charts, we can assume that it will continue in the channel. Thus, 132, 133, 134 are very likely to expire OTM. Looking at the last two sessions, they have a strong resistance at 130.50 or so.
On the right, you can see it escaped 2 SDs on the bbands, which should indicate that it is a good time to make an entry (or short), I've seen a few traders on Twatter suggest that trading within a bband is a bad idea. The 9MA (red line) seems like it could pass above the 50MA (yellow). The stoch RSI is embedded for several sessions, which could indicate a trend reversal (eg, it wasn't a one-off breakout).
STC and MACD indicates a strong trend, but it can't continue forever. Ergo, I think this Friday might see it dip below 128, but trend upwards over the next few weeks.

>>50438916
Funds do these weird option strats to offset costs of hedging. Wish I saved it but someone made a twitter thread hilighting some fund strat involving selling OTM puts/calls on ES to offset the cost of hedging their position. That options demand had the potential to offset the index 1% due to the massive number of OI added.

>>50438862
>>50438869
Yeah it's scary shit at first. It started happening after I tried lucid dreaming many years back. Happened on and off for a while. Now it happens when I force myself to sleep at unusual times. My pc is out of commission right now cause my little brother spilled water on it. So maybe it works in the morning but if it doesn't I gotta buy a new one entirely. Which honestly the upgrade would be welcome but I'd be spending a hunk of change.

>>50438932
Options are basically a form of speculation and hedging done on leverage. Often, people will use them to have exposure to certain price movements, without having to actually own the stock.
The price of a contract is determined by three inputs: days to expiry, implied volatility (IV), and strike price. You can do all sorts of derived values, called greeks, which provide metrics for how the contract value should change with regards to movements in those inputs.
I look at option flow, which is high daily trade volume against a low existing position, eg Vol>OI. This indicates a large movement into a position. On the option chain I saw lots of contracts on WMT, so I tried to reconstruct what sort of position they had (long and short). If you were a money manager, you'd want the safest guaranteed position, hence why I was fucking with it to find the highest % chance of success. That's why I also compared the flow to the chart to confirm my idea

This may not be the best place to ask this but is should I be converting all my dad's superannuation into holding cash now? I'm not good with money and my mom is saying now that everything is down I should sell it all and hold cash to stop it from dropping further. I've been arguing with her because I think it's not the best of ideas now but she is getting increasingly pissy at me and asking me to teach her so she can convert it herself.

>>50438980
I find that there's an interesting dynamic between long and short option price targets. Eg, long is "I want the price to MOVE", whereas short is "I want the price to be in this RANGE". Obviously, it's much easier to say a stock will be between $125 to $135 than to say if it will move by $5 in a specific direction in 4 days.
And I'm not trying to hedge or make a delta-gamma hedge or anything. I'm happy to follow the flow and see what big players are doing, since it provides clues on where the market might be moving. The trend is your friend and all that. Besides, I simply don't have the capital or margin to enter even a speculative $5,000 trade yet. I mean, my portfolio is worth well past that, but I don't want to gamble.

>>50439030
Anon, investing is supposed to be cold, hard, logic. If it makes sense to sell it, then fine, but keep in mind that she's a woman and acting on emotion.
Not only that, it's a paper loss. When everyone is freaking out from losses, that's when you start to DCA on the way down and build a bigger, better position in different asset classes so that when people realize the bottom was already in, you have a comfy position. Remember that tops and bottoms can only be recognized in hindsight.
But also keep in mind that anything you buy right now is basically guaranteed to lose money as soon as you buy it. I'd expect another 20-30% haircut

>>50439053

Meh. Aren't there warning signs for the top? At least indications that you are NEAR the top? The bottom as well. It might be trickier to "call" bottom, but there should be signs to pick up on. Yeah?

>>50437605
nice squirrel, anon

>>50439088
>Aren't there warning signs for the top?
Bond yield curve inversion, rising interest rates, unemployment numbers moving away from the ideal 5% target, rising fuel costs (affects everything), USD weakening against other currencies (USDX), whatever the fuck the Fed is doing, etc. There are many factors to be bearish from, we aren't near the bottom yet.

>>50439030
i will do my fiduciary duty and tell you probably no, you shouldn't sell. the market is already down considerably. the time to sell was earlier this year. by selling, you crystalize that loss. yes, your mom is right we could go down more, but it is hard to time that. it is most optimal to get out early, stay cash and reinvest slowly near "the bottom". we dont know where the bottom is though, it could be now, in which case selling is the wrong decision as you would miss the upside. on the other hand, the bottom could be in 1 year. if that portfolio/pension is a long term hold you should be okay...assuming you don't need to drawdown and live of the portfolios gains right now...but i dont know the exact circumstances of your situation. if you need the money, then perhaps selling a little bit isn't the worst idea, most people think we have more downside to go. these things are very hard to time, and it would suck to get thoroughly heemed one way or the other.

>>50439114
He still has probably 5-10 years of work left in him before retirement

>>50439113

>we aren't near bottom

Don't worry. We have Biden in office to right the ship.

>>50439114
>these things are very hard to time, and it would suck to get thoroughly heemed one way or the other
Also a great reason why most people ITT shouldn't fucking touch leveraged products (specifically 2x or inverse ETFs). As soon as I saw levered equities were allowed, I knew retail would get heemed by them.

Remember! Mathematically a loss hurts you more than a win helps you, so it's in your best interest to accumulate defensively and reduce losses if you don't know what the fuck you're doing.

>Start with $1000
>Gain 10%, or $100. Now worth $1100
>$100 is 9.1% of your portfolio, so it's easier to lose $100 now

>Start with $1000
>Lose 10%, or $100. Now worth $900
>$100 is 11.1% of your portfolio, so it's harder to gain $100 now

This is why compound gains or losses are so significant. If you could gain a consistent percentage amount every year, while minimizing drawdowns, you'll probably perform very well over 5 or 10 years.

>>50439122
in that case i would probably keep Dollar Cost Averaging into the market, especially at these discounted prices. The most dangerous position to be in is if the market crashes right when you retire and need to drawdown money from your portfolio. if you saved 2 million for example, a crash of 20-40% would be a monumental loss that could take a a couple years to recover from(and would mean your yearly fund is lower or you dont have enough to last until you die). but you dont seem to be there. if your dads portfolio is huge, perhaps you could sell a tiny bit just in case of a more severe downturn, and maybe that would be enough to soothe your moms fears? there is an extremely high probability that in 5-10 years the market will have recovered and be higher

I'm trying to learn about options but there's something I don't understand.
If a broker charges a 1$ fee per contract doesn't that basically make super cheap options completely pointless?
If I'm paying $.04 per contract doesn't the 1$ fee completely erase all of the value?

>>50438971
>shorting over the 18 day moving average.

You're never gonna make it.

>>50438971
Jesus your chart skills are shit. Imagine trying to short over the 18 day and with an embedded rsi on top of that. Jesus fuck.

>>50438971
Don't ever post again.

>>50439220
I don't understand how line can just keep going up. For someone in his 20s would just dumping paycheck after paycheck into super/index funds without caring about market conditions be a viable strategy?

>>50439114
Don't ever take advice from anybody in this thread. They are all morons. We have a fed meeting coming up.

>>50439310
Absolutely. If you invested in your early 20s, put a large part of your pay check in low cost index funds every time, you would be so far ahead of people later in life it wouldn't even be funny. Line goes up because cash is a poor investment most of the time, investors require a return and as the economy grows, stocks of good companies(or the market index) return shareholders money by making money. a stock is an asset that buys you future cash flows(rent) of a company, discounted in the present time, because you dont have those profits yet

>>50439225
its $1 as in $1 not $100

>>50439298
Could you elaborate further on the TA?

>>50439424
I see, I'm in my early 30s now and have around $8k in a couple of vanguard ETFs but spent the last 2 years dumping paychecks into helping my parents pay off their mortgage. I guess I should start redirecting to buying more of the index funds for myself.

i have no idea what's happening am i doing this right?

>>50437570
SOFI filed for a billion dollar mixed shelf of stocks, warrants, bonds, etc.
It means they will be selling shares.
Not feeling great about that.

>>50437712
I'd rather live like dogcoins and drag my balls on concrete until the dirty skin comes off and I get rich, that's what most did with zha0 until it worked

>>50438971
I think WMT is going out of business. They had a 10% success rate at delivering my orders. On almost every order they broke items or failed to deliver them.

>>50439682
youre getting diluted? you really fell for the fintech meme?

>some retard spergs out because I said being a servant on a sumerian farm when that meant food and pay in 4000 BC would be better than being a wageslave in 2022, simply because the standards of living and expectation for what a good life is are different
People in this thread are fucking stupid kek.

>>50437928
Huh. Good for 33, actually great. Why did she age so well but hermione looks 52?

>>50439709
Were you ordering groceries or merch, and was it from out of store, in store, or online only/third party?

>>50437813
Saggy boobs are only bad on old women.

Germans always seem to try and slurp the dip at 3:30 am.

Yes I caused this future reversal. And yes I’m glad Close Enough(tm) has been cancelled.

My dick is so hard for lizzy olson. Of I want to sniff her pussy and finger her anus. Just a sniff bros

I'm so lonely bros. What does pussy smell like. Fish? Dried morning breath spit? I just want pussy

>>50438869
unironically holy based

greetings... hello...

Only pussy I came close to was sisters. I sniffers her garments at child. Damn I'm pathetic bros. I want pussy but I have no money

Futures are dropping.

I bet the markets will bleed out because of Germany. Hoo boy.

>>50438120
Based

>>50439225
Sort of. Sometimes I will sell an option at say 4 dollar premium, aka 400, getting 399 after fees. Then on expiry day, I will buy it back at .05 premium, paying 5+1 dollars with the fee. Thats 20 percent in fees for that transaction, means you cant swing low premium options for a profit because nobody has that kind of edge on the market. But I am closing a larger position so I dont get heemed by weekend news so its fine, if annoyjng

ITS SEXY ASS LITTLE CHILDREN TIME!!!!

What are the next catalysts this week and next, fed announcement, three letter reports, etc? I've been outta the loop for a bit

>>50439936
POST YOUR SEXY ASS LITTLE GIRLS, ANONS!

>>50439943
>SEXY ASS LITTLE CHILDREN

>>50439886
Who cares about gaymany?

Someone ban that faggot

So, who invented memelines anyways, ancient tea leaf readers or stick droppers?

Good morning sirs.
Careers advice from Self-Help Singh:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loPPLyG__jY

>>50440030
from what i know, it was jap rice >merchants who formalized and essentially invented futures and candlestick charts. truly it is fitting that this thread is hosted in an anime website

>>50439088
The market is wholly manipulated and not rational anymore. It’s neigh impossible to predict the top or bottom right now.

>>50439675
Yes, options trading working at intended, losing all your money.

>>50440235
Pretty much. I feel like despite being bulls or bears, people realize how manipulated this market is.News Always coming with the excuse for why something happened by the end of the night. I feel like honestly the last weeks of movement shows how the market if anything moves depending on how it cab squeeze degen gamblers. Last week for sure seemed like it

the market is always going to be fundamentally irrational, and that's unironically a GOOD thing. this is how you can take advantage of price action and market movement. if the market was efficient, it ceases to be a market: that is just a predictable chemical/physical reaction

basically the market is fake and gay but its okay because so are other people and most of all (you), the fakest and gayest of them all

bros...

Why are futes green

so the market will never drop anymore, right ? This is THE rally ? am I right ?

>>50440397
of course my friend, jump in, the water's fine!

How in the fuck did the EU CPI NOT increase? Are you fuckin kidding me?

t. Yuropoor

>>50440476
That report is not manipulated at all. Just trust what we say, goyim

>>50440460
I was waiting the CPI and some days, hoping for a "crash", this is BS.

Anyway, thought on weed stocks (for long term?) I'd buy Tlry I guess. low price.

>>50440499
if there had been a higher CPI, would you have jumped in or would you have waited for the next one and so forth?

>>50440505
Well, idk, but I'm gonna buy today regardeless of what happen, I know some big earning is this week but whatever. Thinking of buying all in ( just little 3k), or split it and wait for friday. Been waiting since january.

>we are seeing what we need to see
What the fuck is Jim Cramer smoking???

WHY CANT THE MARKET JUST FUCKING OPEN ALREADY IM SICK OF WAITING

>>50440612
"We" is clearly subjective...

>>50440625
Jump on the WTI oil train, we're prepping to break $100.00 at open. Trades are active right now

What time will the AAAAAAAAAAAs be today?

>>50437649
strange, as a kid I thought I was going to own a famous store, but now I'm just sitting in my room watching how to play nfts games like ultimate champions, I'm desperate

guys! are this the bottom???? do i buyed??

>>50440719
August 12

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdrLp0lKjHc

how do i take advantage of the "largest debt crisis in a generation"? also why is WEAT down when the entire world seems to be fucked in regards to wheat crops for at least the next year or two? like, weather has been extreme, drought has been worldwide, and even if russia made peace with ukraine today, their crop this year is still fucked, but we all know putin isn't stopping any time soon, if anything he'll accelerate the destruction. idk if im greedy trying to wait for the $7's to double down or not.

anyways just looking for advice in general on this subject. also i suggest playing this at 0.75x speed because the indian woman talks pretty fast.

Bobo are you okay?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IM GONNA cOOOOOOOOOOOOm

>>50440757
>how do i take advantage of the "largest debt crisis in a generation"?
By having cash when no one else does.

>>50440760
IM TOTALLY FINE, OKAY! My puts don't exp til tomorrow, so I'm gonna be ok, right, r-right, R-RIGHT?

>>50438327
do logo designers have any other colors aside from blue?
>"just make it blue senpai, i read that it makes people think you're trustworthy"

>>50440803
It's only Youropoors buying because of good CPI. It won't matter after the opening bell.

we are going to rally AT LEAST 500 points from here to btfo all the wannabe michael burrys

>>50440945
>8.1% in may becomes 8.6% in june
>good
Europeans are actually retarded, kek.

Eurozone just hit 8.6% inflation

Jesus christ almighty

cashgang here. i feel good

>>50440983
They need everyone holding cash to buy back in before they're allowed to crash it.

Looks like the EU will (((UNFREEZE))) some resources like food and fertilizers.

Sanctions are so good LMAO

https://twitter.com/PriapusIQ/status/1549337031771361283

>>50437605
How old are you and which branch are you joining? If it's air force I'll tell you everything you need to know.

>>50441033
>>50440983
The ultimate suckers rally. I can't wait for the rug pull on all the faggot cock sucks that thought they timed the bottom.

>>50440983
Or maybe the market doesn't work like that and you shouldn't have bought the top of soxl in a downtrend.

>>50437605
You had a free meal staring you in the face but you couldn't be bothered to kill it. This is why you are broke.

>>50441068
He’s investing, by not killing the bunny for food now there might be more bunnies later for the Great Depression 2.0.

Who else is ready for the entire fucking market to freak out about NFLX earnings after hours? Bet we'll see literally everything dump in unison because, of course, a fucking streaming service is indicative of the entire US economy. They really had to pump it 9% all week huh? Bunch of asswipes

It's never gonna crash, is it?

>>50441035
All intentional to drive prices to cause suffering.

>>50441147

>>50441174
God damn it I hate this gif

Daily reminder. Do not invest in a shilled stock unless it's poster includes an anime image and lots of racial slurs.

pre market slight green everything dumps at open

Why thread so slow bastard

>>50441290
Pre-market and tourists have left.

>>50441233
This but no tranime.

ACEV

>>50441303
>racial slurs and no anime
You're glowing.

>>50441147
People are now at the FED will pivot hopium.

>>50439760
I was having items shipped to my house, not grocery delivery. I have heard from others that they had horrific shipping experiences with WMT as well.
I have no interest in going to their physical stores or paying them money for grocery delivery when they are likely to use grubhub or doordash to fulfill the deliveries.

>>50441376
the fed WILL pivot

>>50441376
>it's real

>>50441397
They clearly communicated that they are going to curb inflation and they will fuck your shit up. Don't fight the FED.

What the fuck just made crude dump?

How do I profit off 3 hours of sleep?

>>50441482
sell courses on polyphasic sleeping
start an uberman bootcamp

>>50441506
ngl that sounds like it could work.

>>50441462
Penis poo poo hours

>>50441482
ive been sleeping 10 hours a day due to depression and covid and i hope i can up to to 12-14

>>50441462
probably the fact that russia fud is running its course
russia is inconsequential in basically everything besides killing innocent white people in ukraine

https://twitter.com/jimcramer/status/1549184174623494144

Are you ready mumu sisters?

>>50441439
I love how armchair economists are so self assured when it comes to what the Fed will do. Any other time you'd be saying "the Fed is a bunch of liars!!!!" but since it suits your retarded Bobo narrative this time it's different

Look at them smash oil. At the expense of causing stonks to moon. Fed/Treasury fxccxked

>>50441172
Let's face it, even if they were able to 'unfreeze' food and fertilizer, Russia would still tell the euros to go eat a dick out of spite anyway.

>>50441462
EIA reported less demand YoY and people flash dumped hard... I'm currently sitting on a buy order that was placed and waiting for the 100 dollar breakthrough. It hurts so much

>>50441522
Well, best of luck with that. I just have loud, shitty neighbors and it's hot as hell.

Oil pls

What the absolute fuck did you imbeciles think was going to happen to oil???? I've been saying for like two months that shorting oil was going to be one of the most obvious plays of the year

How is the dollar down and oil down?

Buddy, check DXY relative computer

>>50438769
Selling amc calls, you do still hold meme stock right?!
>>50438808
Priced in

>>50441647
One is going to go back up. Hint: it's the dollar

>>50441608
A 3 dollar pump in spot prices in just a couple of hours and right before the resistance they release some Q2 report during after hours to fuck with the prices... we were prepared to test resistance then short the dump but these ass hats want to toy with the market

>>50441666
>TA on oil
>not 110% expecting oil to get manipulated all to shit every time
I'm sorry, the retardation is terminal

>>50439959
Africans seem to care

>>50441681
You're guessing just as much as him

>>50441681
Nah, it was just a micro lot test on my part so only a 200 dollar loss if I don't want to wait for it to recover a bit. I feel bad for any one who was all in though

>>50441666
how did satan not know to stay the fuck away from the scummiest industry on the entire planet
trying to make money on the beginning or end of an oil trend is completely retarded
ride a little bit in the middle and gtfo

please sirs do not redeem your stocks

>>50441726
Oh I know how it plays. I've already made 5 grand in the last 2 weeks bit I just wish they'd stop the shenanigans

>+10% yesterday
>+4% today
The BAVA chad vs the SIGA virgin

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>>50441790
Back to your containment zone

>>50441765
hodl mode activated

your funds are safu

Everyone and their mother thinks were going down
Thats why were going up

So now that the dust has settled, are we melting up or down?

>>50441841
Violent crabbing.

>>50441788
sorry chart was outdated by four days.
>SIGA

Which hydrogen companies do you like?

euro is stronger than usd again..

With birthrates getting bogged due to vaccines (menstural disruptions, lower sperm motility), I'm predicting that fertility treatments will experience massive growth over the next few years.
Has anyone else looked into PGNY or related companies? Seriously considering going 'all-in' on this.

So we open green and grind down again? this month just gonna crab until fed meeting, huh?

What do I buy

>>50441923
Time to buy was any day in the last 2 mo sorry

>>50441923
puts

We’ll turn red in the first 15 mins of open.

Pistol whipping dirty Ns and making money off crypto

>>50441888

>>50441923
SOXL calls

>Futes already shitting the bed
I wish Cramer could ring the opening bell more often :^(

just sold KOLD position $21.06
$19.12 --> $21.06
it worked out

>>50437928
Obviously not unattractive but why do women feel they can do the bare minimum and stay sexy?

Is the senate voting on semiconductors today??

>>50442038

>>50441980
I see you repin the real gang 'round here

>>50441980
On what underlying tho? Just SPY? That's my problem, idk where anything on my watchlist is going. I think I'm suffering from decision fatigue and am now paralyzed

>>50438165
Fomc starts in 7 days. It will probably start dipping end of this week

>>50442045
How many husband points do you think he had to spend to get that Lego set?

>>50441993
Did slipping Jimmy lie to me?

>>50438187
Monkpox is a distraction. Marburg disease which is just a reaction from the clot shot will be the next big one

Looks like we're green :)

>>50442069
Lol he should have gone for a ladyboy instead

>>50441290
No one has anything of substance to say. Everyone is sitting on the sidelines cash gang!

>>50442045
Good God man, there's all this "bitches only go after Chad" BS and then I see fags like this married with kids. I'm sure he's a cuck but still WTFIT

>>50442098
>cash gang
>down 22% ytd

Based.

>TFW

>>50441993
oh shit how was Mad Money yesterday?

>>50442045
Imagine how unmasculine and weak that kid will grow up to be
>>50442072
I guarantee his kids have an account or he has a brokerage in Barbados he uses to inverse himself

>>50442045
Ironically lego has performed better than gold as an investment over the years.

>>50441887
You should never go all in in anything but you're onto something there

>>50442045
>>50442130
>when your dad gets better birthday presents than you

>>50442066
I buy based on call volume and 100 day ma and stay away from anything smaller than midcap

>>50442150
>if you just bought in 1995 and held you'd be way up

>>50442150
Fuck. Everything's so weird now. Just take me back. Back to the past. Samurai Jack.

>>50442113
>he thinks the value of money goes down when you have a long term fixed interest rate debt lower than current interest rates.
I pay 4000$ over 20 years in interest costs on my mortgage. That’s fuck all, I can slop my money into a bank account and make more than that in interest in a few years. Also, being liquid to buy cheapies is a great place to be when there is a liquidity crisis.
The stock market is also not keeping up with inflation and overall its negative right now. You’re doing better holding cash sadly.

>>50442134
It was alright, new graphics and set is actually underneath where they ring the bell at the NYSE. I’d be willing to be it’s a lot easier for his buddies to front run trade Cramer’s recommendations since it’s known they get a short term bump and they’ll be able to watch him in real time before mad money airs to the public

Well bros, it looks like it’s finally time to go all in on GameStop

>>50442181
I have that set, but I don’t have the original box. The rail system on that set was outsourced to a company that went bankrupt and the molds and stuff were lost to time. The rails are worth a lot now.

>>50442199
>I pay 4000$ over 20 years in interest costs on my mortgage
You pay way more than $4000

>nasdaq touching 12000 during the night
fake and gay even in futures

>>50442222
I mean he's kind of right. most of the people still holding amc and GME are in the stock cults and are holding bags

>>50442222
Checked. And why does he bother seething?

>>50442222
CHECKED!!!

>check /gif/ for monkey torture thread
>see there is one
Today is already off to a great start.

>>50442222
I've never seen the gameshit fags talk about cramer.

>>50440320
Nobody knows what this shit means

>>50442222
Checked, buying 1k shares at open

Going all in on gme cause of Cramer

>>50442259
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>>50442259
new
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>>50442259
>>50442259
new

>>50442237
I don’t, mortgages are front loaded. All interest has practically been paid in the first 5 years. I have less than a 1.9% rate locked in for about 5 years. Canadian, system is different than USA.

>>50442222
>move on
Amc has been the best CC farm ive ever had, ill be holding my negative cost basis shares till zero
>plz just move on
>dont look at the 1 mo chart

>>50442242
Him and Mark Cohodes are trying to bait holders into fedposting so they can paint us as terrorists. After the NFT marketplace was announced, Michael Pachter claimed that it would be used to fund Al-Qaeda. I’d you don’t know by now that GME baggies are doing something right then idk what you’re smoking

>>50442240
Alright Cramer, shouldn't you be off blowing the only friend you have left in the world up your nose?

>>50442222
gme literally performed better than the stock market in the last 365 days
its literally been a better way to preserve your capital than ANYTHING else in the ENTIRE MARKET

Why are the memestock drones out in force here? Go back to your general. It’s not hard to outperform the market in a fucking bear market retards.

>>50442276
I don't get what "front-loaded" means in this case.

Say you borrow $100k for 20 years for a house at 2%. You owe this interest rate every year. If in year 10 you've paid back half of the principal, that means for that year you'll have to pay $1k in interest. How does frontloading decrease that? You can take the $1k and pay it in the first year, you can even pay the $20k of interest generated over the 20 years all in the first year, but you're still paying it.

>All interest has practically been paid in the first 5 years.

If anything this sounds like it would increase how much interest you have to pay? You want to pay off the principal as fast as possible, if you're frontloading interest payments, that means the principal is still there.

How is the Canadian mortgage different from what I described above?

(gonna post in the new thread too so we can continue there)

>>50442463
really name something else you couldve bought and held and not got utterly rekt on then lol

imagine saying its not hard to outperform a bear market by holding stocks LOL LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO go watch some more cramer idiot

>>50441887
nothing some mass immigration from Africa can't solve

>>50441174
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